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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: Grampa on October 19, 2011, 06:07:07 PM

Title: I hit a cow today.
Post by: Grampa on October 19, 2011, 06:07:07 PM
No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.

On the way up to Glennville today..... I was leaned into a blind right-hand corner when about 3/4 of the way into it I see a cow facing me while standing on the shoulder of the road. I roll back off the throttle and sit up just a lil. As I get closer.... the future cheese burger turns her head as if shes going to bolt into the road....... as I pass her...... my right shoulder clips her nose, and I make it past without harming either of us.  I screamed a few "holy shits" for the next mile or so  [laugh]
Title: Re: I hit a cow today.
Post by: Drunken Monkey on October 19, 2011, 06:17:35 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 19, 2011, 06:07:07 PM
No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.
[laugh]

Glad you're okay. I recommend you eat a burger as soon as possible to appease the fates.
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Post by: Grampa on October 19, 2011, 06:24:08 PM
I had a chef salad for lunch ....
with cheese and beef in it [laugh]
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Post by: vossy on October 19, 2011, 06:44:27 PM
Buy a lottery ticket before your luck runs out! [thumbsup]

Man you are one lucky fella.
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Post by: Grampa on October 19, 2011, 06:51:20 PM
I had almost brought the helmet cam with me..... dang it.
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Post by: krolik on October 19, 2011, 07:43:11 PM
Quote from: bessie@bovine.netSo there I was, chewing my cud and minding my own business, when one of them motorcycles comes a flying' around the corner and dang near takes my nose off.  :o
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Post by: Grampa on October 19, 2011, 08:11:34 PM
 [clap]
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Post by: herm on October 19, 2011, 08:21:09 PM
i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
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Post by: lethe on October 20, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
Snot on your shoulder and shit in your pants.
Clean yourself up.
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Post by: hunduc on October 20, 2011, 04:43:08 AM
maybe she wanted a ride, just to get the hell out of there.
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Post by: Howie on October 20, 2011, 05:05:31 AM
Cows are big.  I am happy for both you and the cow ;D
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Post by: ab on October 20, 2011, 05:56:06 AM
wow.  glad both of you are safe.   [thumbsup]
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Post by: Dellikose on October 20, 2011, 06:00:50 AM
Bovine intervention...













Sorry
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Post by: thought on October 20, 2011, 08:53:48 AM
Quote from: krolik on October 19, 2011, 07:43:11 PM


winner. haha
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Post by: 04monsterduc on October 20, 2011, 11:16:20 AM
glad to hear you made it past, now go have a huge steak and a  [drink]
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Post by: spolic on October 20, 2011, 11:47:48 AM
For when you get that Ural.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6tqvwmX6jT-g3j7dEO2NN4cWACkyj_NH-IBe9EYGXLbpum5qzSeCBLw)
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Post by: mickyvee on October 20, 2011, 12:34:44 PM
 [thumbsdown] Back in '77, I was rounding a bend, in the dark, way out in the sticks. Then, without warning, I was knocked off and ended up in the middle of the road, with my bike on the opposite side. The headlight was still on, and I just managed to see the arse end of the sheep which had jumped over a dry stone wall, and landed on top of me! I'm glad it wasn't a cow!
Title: Re: I hit a cow today.
Post by: ducpainter on October 20, 2011, 06:38:11 PM
Quote from: herm on October 19, 2011, 08:21:09 PM
i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
Karls Junior.... ;)
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Post by: OT on October 20, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
This thread is useless without pics..... ;D
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Post by: Grampa on October 20, 2011, 08:40:43 PM
Spolic posted a pic.
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Post by: ducatiz on October 20, 2011, 08:56:48 PM
so now you have cow snot on your arm and a skid mark in your drawers.  big make the beast with two backsin' deal
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Post by: Grampa on October 20, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
And I killed Gaddafi today too.
Title: Re: I hit a cow today.
Post by: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 05:11:42 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 20, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
And I killed Gaddafi today too.

While on the bike?  Nice touch.
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Post by: Grampa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
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Post by: muskrat on October 21, 2011, 08:17:14 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
Its artful i bet. 
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Post by: zooom on October 21, 2011, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.

Quote from: muskrat on October 21, 2011, 08:17:14 AM
Its artful i bet. 

he shits out shapes of artful?.....man.....I wonder if the shapes include him in that free leather jumperroo suit or not?
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Post by: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.

if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style
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Post by: zooom on October 21, 2011, 12:09:48 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style

okay...you wanted to wear a cow print kilt?.....where's Kni?!?!?!
Title: Re: I hit a cow today.
Post by: Grampa on October 21, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style

Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
Title: Re: I hit a cow today.
Post by: lethe on October 21, 2011, 03:33:38 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
a cow/kangaroo?
The farmer has to crawl into the pouch to milk it?
Title: Re: I hit a cow today.
Post by: KnightofNi on October 24, 2011, 01:40:31 PM
Quote from: zooom on October 21, 2011, 12:09:48 PM
okay...you wanted to wear a cow print kilt?.....where's Kni?!?!?!

leather kilt...rawr...
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Post by: iRam on October 24, 2011, 08:44:35 PM
Glad to hear your ok.