No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.
On the way up to Glennville today..... I was leaned into a blind right-hand corner when about 3/4 of the way into it I see a cow facing me while standing on the shoulder of the road. I roll back off the throttle and sit up just a lil. As I get closer.... the future cheese burger turns her head as if shes going to bolt into the road....... as I pass her...... my right shoulder clips her nose, and I make it past without harming either of us. I screamed a few "holy shits" for the next mile or so [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on October 19, 2011, 06:07:07 PM
No....... I didn't hook up with my ex wife.
[laugh]
Glad you're okay. I recommend you eat a burger as soon as possible to appease the fates.
I had a chef salad for lunch ....
with cheese and beef in it [laugh]
Buy a lottery ticket before your luck runs out! [thumbsup]
Man you are one lucky fella.
I had almost brought the helmet cam with me..... dang it.
Quote from: bessie@bovine.netSo there I was, chewing my cud and minding my own business, when one of them motorcycles comes a flying' around the corner and dang near takes my nose off. :o
[clap]
i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
Snot on your shoulder and shit in your pants.
Clean yourself up.
maybe she wanted a ride, just to get the hell out of there.
Cows are big. I am happy for both you and the cow ;D
wow. glad both of you are safe. [thumbsup]
Bovine intervention...
Sorry
glad to hear you made it past, now go have a huge steak and a [drink]
For when you get that Ural.
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[thumbsdown] Back in '77, I was rounding a bend, in the dark, way out in the sticks. Then, without warning, I was knocked off and ended up in the middle of the road, with my bike on the opposite side. The headlight was still on, and I just managed to see the arse end of the sheep which had jumped over a dry stone wall, and landed on top of me! I'm glad it wasn't a cow!
Quote from: herm on October 19, 2011, 08:21:09 PM
i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
Karls Junior.... ;)
This thread is useless without pics..... ;D
Spolic posted a pic.
so now you have cow snot on your arm and a skid mark in your drawers. big make the beast with two backsin' deal
And I killed Gaddafi today too.
Quote from: bobspapa on October 20, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
And I killed Gaddafi today too.
While on the bike? Nice touch.
I do shit with style.
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
Quote from: muskrat on October 21, 2011, 08:17:14 AM
Its artful i bet.
he shits out shapes of artful?.....man.....I wonder if the shapes include him in that free leather jumperroo suit or not?
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style
okay...you wanted to wear a cow print kilt?.....where's Kni?!?!?!
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style
Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
a cow/kangaroo?
The farmer has to crawl into the pouch to milk it?
Quote from: zooom on October 21, 2011, 12:09:48 PM
okay...you wanted to wear a cow print kilt?.....where's Kni?!?!?!
leather kilt...rawr...
Glad to hear your ok.