Got a kick out of this, thought you guys might as well.
State of Missouri Invasive Species Alert (http://mdc.mo.gov/zombies)
Also note that it's an actual mdc.mo.gov address. Perhaps they're not all mindless automatons after all?
I was just coming here to post this... [thumbsup]
Zombie Identification
Some indications that you have a zombie in view:
•It has a gray-green dull skin tone.
•It is wearing inappropriate clothing for the season or terrain (no coat or shoes, for instance).
•It has open wounds, other injuries and/or missing or damaged limbs but no sign of bleeding.
•It does not respond to verbal stimulus or exhibit any interest in its immediate surroundings.
•It is trying to eat you.
•Avoid cauliflower fields. Since cauliflowers appear brain-like, they often lure zombies.
what about a fractal cauli field??
(http://www.fourmilab.ch/images/Romanesco/images/Scr1.jpg)
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention's take on things. (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm)
Be sure to read the novella.
Quote from: He Man on October 27, 2011, 12:34:34 PM
what about a fractal cauli field??
(http://www.fourmilab.ch/images/Romanesco/images/Scr1.jpg)
please don't post this, it hurts to look at
The cauliflower eaters must be the vegetarian zombies...
(http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/177-vegetarian-zombie.gif)
You guyz are just messin' with my zombie fetish knowing it's really close to Halloween. Not nice and really not fair. Y'all are just mean and I thought you were friends. [bang] [thumbsdown] [laugh] Need to bust out ML's zombie bracket t-shirt to get in the mood! ;)
"If you snag a zombie, CUT THE LINE!"
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