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Title: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: Buckethead on October 27, 2011, 11:58:40 AM
Got a kick out of this, thought you guys might as well.

State of Missouri Invasive Species Alert (http://mdc.mo.gov/zombies)

Also note that it's an actual mdc.mo.gov address. Perhaps they're not all mindless automatons after all?
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: KnightofNi on October 27, 2011, 12:13:06 PM
I was just coming here to post this... [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: duccarlos on October 27, 2011, 12:31:00 PM
Zombie Identification
Some indications that you have a zombie in view:

•It has a gray-green dull skin tone.
•It is wearing inappropriate clothing for the season or terrain (no coat or shoes, for instance).
•It has open wounds, other injuries and/or missing or damaged limbs but no sign of bleeding.
•It does not respond to verbal stimulus or exhibit any interest in its immediate surroundings.
•It is trying to eat you.
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: duccarlos on October 27, 2011, 12:31:31 PM
•Avoid cauliflower fields. Since cauliflowers appear brain-like, they often lure zombies.
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: He Man on October 27, 2011, 12:34:34 PM
what about a fractal cauli field??

(http://www.fourmilab.ch/images/Romanesco/images/Scr1.jpg)
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: Buckethead on October 27, 2011, 12:45:03 PM
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention's take on things. (http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm)

Be sure to read the novella.
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: ducatiz on October 27, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
Quote from: He Man on October 27, 2011, 12:34:34 PM
what about a fractal cauli field??

(http://www.fourmilab.ch/images/Romanesco/images/Scr1.jpg)

please don't post this, it hurts to look at
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: triangleforge on October 27, 2011, 02:45:28 PM
The cauliflower eaters must be the vegetarian zombies...

(http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/177-vegetarian-zombie.gif)
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: fastwin on October 27, 2011, 04:25:00 PM
You guyz are just messin' with my zombie fetish knowing it's really close to Halloween. Not nice and really not fair. Y'all are just mean and I thought you were friends. [bang] [thumbsdown] [laugh] Need to bust out ML's zombie bracket t-shirt to get in the mood! ;)
Title: Re: Invasive Species Alert: Missouri
Post by: swampduc on October 27, 2011, 06:34:49 PM
"If you snag a zombie, CUT THE LINE!"
[laugh]