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Hooray, I can order my new 1199 now.  I just got this email this morning.

Quote:

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
 
IT’S BEEN A WHILE NOW AND I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS IN REGARDS TO THE
DELIVERY AND COLLECTION OF YOUR PAYMENT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF $1,000.000.00USD. I HAVE
LONG EXPECTED TO RECEIVE UPDATE FROM YOU AND TILL DATE NOTHING HAS BEEN HEARD FROM YOU.
AT THIS POINT I WILL LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS WILL BE RETURN AS SOON AS YOU GET
THIS MAIL AND REFUSE TO COMPLY BY THE DEMANDS OF THE DELIVERY CHANNEL, THIS IS BECAUSE WE
DO NOT ENTERTAIN LAXITY AND TO SAY THE TRUTH AM NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOU ARE
LETTING THINGS GO, I BELIEVE IT’S MY DUTY TO PROTECT YOUR INTEREST AS A CLIENT TO US BUT
ON YOUR PART I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE ENTERTAINING LAXITY AND I DON'T LIKE THAT.
 
I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING WITHIN MY REACH TO MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR FUNDS AND SHOULD
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO IT AS A RESULT OF YOUR INABILITY TO COME UP WITH THE DELIVERY DEMANDS
I SHALL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE OUTCOME.
 
I BELIEVE YOU NEED YOUR FUNDS BUT IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE DONATED TO THE
CHARITY ORGANIZATION, THEN YOU CAN JUST LET ME KNOW BY COMING UP TO SAY SO, SO I MAY
CONTACT THEM TO PAY THE DEMANDED FEES AND HAVE IT DONATED TO THEM IMMEDIATELY AS AN
ABANDONED FUND,BUT IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN COMPLY WITH THE DEMANDS BY AGREEING TO PAY THE
$250USD UPON THE RECEIPT OF MY EMAIL THEN LET ME KNOW.

CONTACT INFORMATION:

CONTACT NAME: MR RICHARD RICHGATE
CONTACT EMAIL: ffccddservice06@rogers.com

 
I WILL LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS WILL BE SENT TO YOU THROUGH
COURIER COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE HERE IN MY OFFICE AND AS THE BENEFICIARY. THEREFORE; YOU
ARE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $250USD FOR THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR FUNDS WITH THIS PAYMENT
DETAILS BELOW:-
RECIEVERS INFORMATION:
 
NAME OF RECEIVER:       MRS MARIAM MUSA
ADDRESS OF RECEIVERr: 234,western ave, lagos Nigeria.
AMOUNT TO BE SENT:    $250USD
TEXT QUESTION:          WHAT COLOUR
TEXT ANSWER:             BROWN
 
SENDER INFORMATION:
SENDERS NAME     :  YOUR NAME
SENDERS ADDRESS:  YOUR ADDRESS
MTCN NUMBERS     :
 
I HOWEVER AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
REGARDS
ALBERT GUBAY

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It looks like you had better stop taking this Laxity person out to dinner if you want that 1199!

Oh, those crafty Canucks.  [roll]

BWA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

I beat you to it sir! I just sent $250 USD to him. I will be the one riding an 1199 with extra jingle in my pockets!!

Can't disappoint Laxity

NOOOOOO

http://www.419eater.com (http://www.419eater.com)

Scambaiting. Fun for the entire family.
If any of you have elderly parents who happen to be savvy enough to use email, be a dear and make absolutely certain they are aware of the offshore email scams and the various permutations. I'm amazed that people still fall for these, yet they do every day.

I got you all beat! I sent an extra $50 to make it a cool 300USD. Small price to pay for my $1,000.000.00USD. You guys may be laxity but I'm not!

My friend's elderly parents were called earlier this year by some yahoo claiming to be an attorney who was assigned by the court to represent their grandson in an alledged DWI case. Yahoo/"attorney" knew the grandparent's names and phone number, the grandson's name and his parent's names. They claimed the kid was arrested for DWI and was being held in the local county jail. He had given the "attorney" permission to contact his grandparents as he was embarrassed/scared to let his parents know he was in jail on DWI. The "attorney" needed to bond him out of jail ASAP but needed cash to do so and instructed grandma to pull $5,000 cash out of her account and go have it wired to a "special" bonding account in Puerto Rico (I think??)... anyway, somewhere off shore. And she needed to do this right now before some sort of legal hearing took place. If the hearing happened while he was still in jail he would never bond out!

My friend's Mom called his wife wanting a ride (she doesn't drive anymore) to the bank and to a Western Union office. After hearing the story my friend's wife convinced Mom it was bullshit and got her to call her grandson on the phone. He was at home doing homework, was not in jail and had not been arrested for DWI. Pretty slick nasty trick to play on old people. And she fell for it! Had she been able to drive the dude would have gotten the money wired to him. Bastards. >:(

I just won the British Lottery and am waiting for my money - I already ordered my 1199 so you are already behind the curve.  You may want to spring for overnight delivery like I did, so you will get your money faster.  You are obviously not as sharp in these matters as I am.    [thumbsup]

Um, one thousand dollars and a whole bunch of micro-zeros?

Scary that Warren's post was #666! [laugh] But hey, he did just win the lottery! [thumbsup]

Thats Mister Warren now since I am soon to be wealthy.   666 is about par for the course today actually.

667 now. Does damn Ricans and their offshore accounts!

yeah like section 165.  you're all ex-pats.  ;D