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http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com (http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com)

Edit: As pointed out below, the link is probably NSFW. At least if your boss and/or coworkers are literate.

NSFW

I'm now dumber...

 [bang]


:P




[bacon]

The one about the sock  [laugh]

The one about getting a job at Wendy's  [laugh]

The hemorrhoid one  [laugh] [laugh]

So where do babies come from  ???

Typical iphone owner  ;D


mitt

something to do with pelicans

But only if it's on a conveyor belt...


...unless the pelican is facing left.  Then it's an eagle.


;D






[bacon]

with a double chin

I'm a big Mac Lethal fan.  If you don't think "intelligent rap" is an oxymoron, you may enjoy his music.  Kinda in the vein of the various Rhymesayers artists.  YouTube "Black Widow Spider" for a catchy track with a smokin' hot model in the vid, or "Calm Down Baby" for his take on Tool from a couple years ago.  "Lookin' Like  A Bro" is also good for a laugh, and you may have seen his rip on "Look at Me Now" while cooking breakfast... entertaining even if you're not a rap fan.

Bennett is (allegedly) Mac's cousin, though it has been disputed since Mac started that site.  I'm guessing it's real, since Mac has posted Bennett texts on his FB page for a couple years now.  If it's faked, it's a pretty elaborate hoax.

I might just treat myself to a "Hustla Da Rabbit" t-shirt for Xmas.  I about cried when I read Bennett's advice about scoring with chicks... "dont be compashinit.  U want to talk with them about team Edward and watch seagulls fly in a heart shape... u probably wanna adopt a unicorn."

I still think it's some kind of bird

but what does it mean?

That just blew my make the beast with two backsing mind.

Man ia points are dropping quick but I can't stop reading this shit...  funny and sad at the same time...

Left pinky up.

A part of me feels like the folks who weren't in on the joke when Sacha Baron Cohen invited them to appear on the Ali G show...