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Title: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: KnightofNi on January 01, 2012, 08:25:47 AM
I can't recommend this place enough. As I am typing this the head chef is preparing breakfast right in front of me!

However the last guest seems to have been eating hairy gummy works or something. Ryan, What the heck did you leave in the flannel sheets?


Seriously though, Everyone should send these 2 a dollar. I'm so glad I found this board.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 01, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 01, 2012, 08:25:47 AM
I can't recommend this place enough. As I am typing this the head chef is preparing breakfast right in front of me!

However the last guest seems to have been eating hairy gummy works or something. Ryan, What the heck did you leave in the flannel sheets?


Seriously though, Everyone should send these 2 a dollar. I'm so glad I found this board.
You should butter them up...

you come back here...

you're sleeping outside again. ;D
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: AJ on January 01, 2012, 08:37:45 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 01, 2012, 08:25:47 AM
...
Seriously though, Everyone should send these 2 a dollar. I'm so glad I found this board.

Is the $ compensation for putting up with you ???
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 01, 2012, 08:44:59 AM
Quote from: AJ on January 01, 2012, 08:37:45 AM
Is the $ compensation for putting up with you ???
Trust me...

it isn't nearly enough.

Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: AJ on January 01, 2012, 08:51:00 AM
 [laugh]
Glad he's not heading farther west, then.


Travis, we have no moose here. (We have elk, but they are not the elk you're looking for)  Go East, young man, go East!
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 01, 2012, 08:52:29 AM
Careful...

the feeling was last seen in CO...

we really don't want Travis to get it. :o
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 01, 2012, 09:10:46 AM
 [coffee]



Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ZLTFUL on January 02, 2012, 12:17:38 AM
I am glad Stella moved in there because Randy kept stealing my kidneys when I stayed there.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 02, 2012, 05:10:09 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2012, 08:30:11 AM
You should butter them up...

you come back here...

you're sleeping outside again. ;D

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: duccarlos on January 02, 2012, 11:39:28 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on January 02, 2012, 12:17:38 AM
I am glad Stella moved in there because Randy kept stealing my kidneys when I stayed there.

My liver, my liver! Lower down dude.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Mother on January 02, 2012, 07:04:07 PM
hes the ginger land shark

dont open the door
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Buckethead on January 02, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
He tainted my guest bedroom last night.

Took him out and showed him a couple of local spots I thought he'd like. Think I did okay.

Also found a great photo op outside one of the bars, but I'll let him tell you about that.  ;)
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Bick on January 02, 2012, 09:01:12 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on January 02, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
Also found a great photo op outside one of the bars, but I'll let him tell you about that.  ;)

Has he taken a fancy to goats in the absence of moose? :-X
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Buckethead on January 02, 2012, 09:13:08 PM
Thankfully I didn't take him to the CSU campus or Cam the Ram might never have been the same.  :-X [puke]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Bick on January 02, 2012, 09:23:11 PM
Don't be thinking that Cam has not been violated before.  Have you seen some of those veterinary students?
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: AJ on January 02, 2012, 10:49:22 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on January 02, 2012, 08:49:03 PM
...
Also found a great photo op outside one of the bars, but I'll let him tell you about that.  ;)

This is probably a bad idea...


...but I'm curious...


...Travis, show us the pic!


<ready to cover eyes>
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Buckethead on January 02, 2012, 11:02:10 PM
Quote from: Bick on January 02, 2012, 09:23:11 PM
Don't be thinking that Cam has not been violated before.  Have you seen some of those veterinary students?

Not that I recall, but I figure there's a reason he's anatomically correct.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: KnightofNi on January 03, 2012, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on January 02, 2012, 09:13:08 PM
Thankfully I didn't take him to the CSU campus or Cam the Ram might never have been the same.  :-X [puke]


Wtf dude! There's an anatomically correct animal statue and you didn't show it to me on purpose?
Out getting food and a beer now. Pics after I decompress and sleep.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: IZ on January 04, 2012, 02:36:58 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 02, 2012, 07:04:07 PM
hes the ginger land shark  dont open the door

[laugh]


BTW..Kni..what was the going rate at R&P's B&B since it's high season?!    ???

RM charged me a fee and a pet deposit when I took Emma up there..non-refundable btw.  >:( 
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 04, 2012, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: IZ on January 04, 2012, 02:36:58 PM
[laugh]


BTW..Kni..what was the going rate at R&P's B&B since it's high season?!    ???

RM charged me a fee and a pet deposit when I took Emma up there..non-refundable btw.  >:(  


A pet deposit for a pet's deposit.  I think that was fair.   [roll]     ;)


And as far as I can tell, Knight didn't poop on the carpet during his visit....
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: lethe on January 04, 2012, 03:00:50 PM
Quote from: Stellepic on January 04, 2012, 02:50:31 PM

And as far as I can tell, Knight didn't poop on the carpet during his visit....
You lucked out then, did you check under the bed and appliances though?

He's like a raccoon, you'd be shocked the places he can squeeze into.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 04, 2012, 03:04:50 PM
Unless Brian ate knight's poo before I got there, there wasn't any under the bed.  Haven't checked other cracks and crevices though....hmmmmm


Knight is blaming Bacon Junkie on some issue w/the flannel sheets though.  I'll let Randimus deal w/changing those sheets.

;)

Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: lethe on January 04, 2012, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Stellepic on January 04, 2012, 03:04:50 PM
Unless Brian ate knight's poo before I got there, there wasn't any under the bed.  Haven't checked other cracks and crevices though....hmmmmm


Knight is blaming Bacon Junkie on some issue w/the flannel sheets though.  I'll let Randimus deal w/changing those sheets.

;)


beware, flannel is a turn on for a Scotsman
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 04, 2012, 03:16:21 PM
What if they're snowmen flannel and not plaid flannel.  Still a turnon?

I know Whimsey liked them.... I think there are pictures somehwere out here of him in the bed with said sheets.


I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
Upon a slitted sheet I sit.

;D

(Say that fast 3 times...)   
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: lethe on January 04, 2012, 03:18:02 PM
Quote from: Stellepic on January 04, 2012, 03:16:21 PM
What if they're snowmen flannel and not plaid flannel.  Still a turnon?

I know Whimsey liked them.... I think there are pictures somehwere out here of him in the bed with said sheets.


I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
Upon a slitted sheet I sit.

;D

(Say that fast 3 times...)   
don't know how he feels about snowmen
bet he ripped a few slarts in those sheets though
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 04, 2012, 04:13:34 PM
"slart"


Is that as bad as a shart?

Either way:     [puke]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 04, 2012, 05:26:01 PM
Note to anyone planning a stay at Hotel de PnR.

There are now a number of "recovery fees" associated with your stay.  They're pretty standard at most lodging places nowadays, so this shouldn't be too "out of the ordinary".

A resort fee.  This will cover incidentals, such as the complimentary WiFi access, toilets and such.
A pet recovery fee (if applicable - IZ has to pay it anytime he stays).
A flannel sheet recovery fee (see above posts).

That is all.

Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 04, 2012, 06:27:10 PM
Knight sleeps outside.

It's much simpler. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 04, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
everyone always picks on travis... i think he needs a hug  ;D

any volunteers?
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: AJ on January 04, 2012, 06:47:42 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 04, 2012, 05:26:01 PM
Note to anyone planning a stay at Hotel de PnR.

There are now a number of "recovery fees" associated with your stay.  They're pretty standard at most lodging places nowadays, so this shouldn't be too "out of the ordinary".

A resort fee.  This will cover incidentals, such as the complimentary WiFi access, toilets and such.
A pet recovery fee (if applicable - IZ has to pay it anytime he stays).
A flannel sheet recovery fee (see above posts).

That is all.



I'm relieved to see no fees related to pet humping or pipemods.



Quote from: TiNi on January 04, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
everyone always picks on travis... i think he needs a hug  ;D

any volunteers?

Awwww, TiNi, that's so sweet of you to hug Travis ;D
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 04, 2012, 06:49:12 PM
Quote from: TiNi on January 04, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
everyone always picks on travis... i think he needs a hug  ;D

any volunteers?
I'm seeing a trend here...

you should go with it. [evil]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Pip on January 04, 2012, 07:30:56 PM
Quote from: TiNi on January 04, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
everyone always picks on travis... i think he needs a hug  ;D

any volunteers?

I know a Care Bear or a rocking horse that would gladly oblige.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: herm on January 05, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 04, 2012, 07:30:56 PM
I know a Care Bear or a rocking horse that would gladly oblige.

Where IS that bear anyway??

[evil] [evil]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: duccarlos on January 05, 2012, 06:57:15 AM
Quote from: herm on January 05, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Where IS that bear anyway??

[evil] [evil]

Ashes?
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 05, 2012, 08:24:17 AM
Quote from: herm on January 05, 2012, 04:26:09 AM
Where IS that bear anyway??

[evil] [evil]

sheesh... you aren't you done with him yet?
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: KnightofNi on January 05, 2012, 08:35:16 AM
the sheets were that way when i got there.  [laugh]

and no, i didn't poop on the carpet. i'm housebroken.
I went out in the yard with brian. it was really cold. :(


it's ok tini, i don't need a hug. i can hug myself. :'(


[laugh]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 05, 2012, 09:22:32 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 05, 2012, 08:35:16 AM

it's ok tini, i don't need a hug. i can hug myself. :'(


[laugh]

/hugs :)
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: herm on January 05, 2012, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: TiNi on January 05, 2012, 08:24:17 AM
sheesh... you aren't you done with him yet?
i can't believe mike hasn't found it yet..
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 05, 2012, 05:56:57 PM
stealth... [roll]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 06, 2012, 02:33:33 AM
Quote from: herm on January 05, 2012, 05:37:46 PM
i can't believe mike hasn't found it yet..

???

Quote from: ducpainter on January 05, 2012, 05:56:57 PM
stealth... [roll]

you still have him, right?
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Ddan on January 06, 2012, 02:38:30 AM
 [popcorn]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 06, 2012, 02:43:14 AM
great... you're in on this too?  [roll]

i tore apart all of our stuff from dimby, he's in maine i tell ya
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Ddan on January 06, 2012, 02:47:55 AM
Not my type. 
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: TiNi on January 06, 2012, 02:52:15 AM
Quote from: Dan on January 06, 2012, 02:47:55 AM
Not my type.  

that's right... you prefer pink care bears  :)

if he is here, he is really good at hiding  [laugh]
and i'll find him when we pack for the next camping trip
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: herm on January 06, 2012, 10:00:57 AM
if you don't find him, then you have to do the track day...
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: AJ on January 06, 2012, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: herm on January 06, 2012, 10:00:57 AM
if you don't find him, then you have to do the track day...

[laugh]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on January 13, 2012, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 01, 2012, 08:25:47 AM

---snip---

However the last guest seems to have been eating hairy gummy works or something. Ryan, What the heck did you leave in the flannel sheets?


I have no friggin' idea what you're talking about...   ???

I blame this guy...
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-157.jpg)

Oh, and Randimus...  You might want to make sure your bikes are both okay.. Whimsy was messing around while I was packing up my truck...   ;)
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-155.jpg)

That little bastard also ate all of Stella's yummy chocolate covered peanut butter rice crispy treats...  >:(
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/tazios/photo-160.jpg)

All kidding aside, a big thanks goes out to Stella and Randimus for putting up with the two of us and welcoming us into their home!  [clap] [clap] [clap] [bow_down] [bow_down] [bow_down]




[bacon]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: red baron on January 13, 2012, 06:52:38 PM
Threadjack


Randimus needs to send that supersport to socal.  ;D
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on January 13, 2012, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: red baron on January 13, 2012, 06:52:38 PM
Threadjack


Randimus needs to send that supersport to socal.  ;D

HELL NO!!!    >:(

I got first dibs on that bike!   [evil]


[bacon]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Buckethead on January 13, 2012, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 13, 2012, 08:59:06 PM
I got first dibs on that bike!   [evil]

Sure...

Sure you do...  [roll]

[evil]

Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: red baron on January 14, 2012, 07:21:03 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 13, 2012, 08:59:06 PM
HELL NO!!!    >:(

I got first dibs on that bike!   [evil]


[bacon]

Fer what the two month riding season?

It's right place is out here.  8)
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 14, 2012, 07:26:07 AM
Quote from: red baron on January 14, 2012, 07:21:03 AM
Fer what the two month riding season?

It's right place is out here.  8)

We can ride year round here.

The SS needs some TLC before that can happen, however.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 14, 2012, 07:28:27 AM
Step aside boys and whimsy bacon.

I've already thrown my leg over this ride's saddle & it fits like a glove.

Therefore, this one gets first dibs.

8)
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: red baron on January 14, 2012, 07:35:53 AM
and............checkmate.  ;D
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: herm on January 14, 2012, 07:39:51 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 13, 2012, 08:59:06 PM
HELL NO!!!    >:(

I got first dibs on that bike!   [evil]


[bacon]

i have a buddy in CO who is selling one....to finance his ordered 1199 Paginale
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: Stella on January 14, 2012, 07:40:58 AM
Quote from: red baron on January 14, 2012, 07:35:53 AM
and............checkmate.  ;D

[laugh]
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: ducpainter on January 14, 2012, 08:01:43 AM
She who must be obeyed has spoken.
Title: Re: Hotel de PollynRandy
Post by: KnightofNi on January 16, 2012, 07:45:00 AM
so that was bacon...umm, "grease"?

[laugh]