http://news.yahoo.com/leopard-kills-man-scalps-another-indian-city-064915434.html (http://news.yahoo.com/leopard-kills-man-scalps-another-indian-city-064915434.html)
Scalping Pic
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GAUHATI, India (AP) â€" A leopard that wandered into a city in eastern India went on a rampage, killing one man, swiping off part of another man's scalp and injuring three other people before authorities tranquilized it.
Neighbors in Gauhati say the leopard attacked a 50-year-old lawyer as he talked on his cellphone Saturday evening outside his house.
:o
Quote from: IZ on January 09, 2012, 11:35:22 AM
[ the leopard attacked a 50-year-old lawyer as he talked on his cellphone Saturday evening outside his house.[/i]
:o
there has to be a joke in there somewhere....
Scalping def leppard tickets is a crime
Quote from: zooom on January 09, 2012, 12:45:53 PM
there has to be a joke in there somewhere....
it would have to have something to do with the tragedy in the failed attempt on the lawyer ;D
Quote from: zooom on January 09, 2012, 12:45:53 PM
there has to be a joke in there somewhere....
He was just taking his cut off the top?
;D
it wanted a hairpiece from a mouthpiece?
everyone likes a good lawyer joke. ;D
Except lawyers, but we know they are just over-inflated suits. ;)
Quote from: bobspapa on January 09, 2012, 01:39:16 PM
Scalping def leppard tickets is a crime
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: The Married Pip on January 09, 2012, 03:08:44 PM
Except lawyers, but we know they are just over-inflated suits. ;)
almost every lawyer I know has a whole arsenal of tasteless lawyer jokes. ;D
Who knows all the ins and outs better?
Sofia the Lion Tamer at Wellington Zoo, New Zealand - 4th January 2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0RWuyqkzeE&feature=player_embedded#)
and that's when the angry lion beheaded the little Kiwi girl!
If you have the opportunity, give "Maneaters of the Kumaon" by Jim Corbett a read. Or any of his other books about his life in India hunting maneating Tigers and Leopards and the literally thousands of people some of these big cats killed. Tremendous books about an amazing person in interesting times.
Quote from: RAT900 on January 09, 2012, 01:45:05 PM
it would have to have something to do with the tragedy in the failed attempt on the lawyer ;D
a disgruntled Ducati owner................... [coffee]
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another reason to always keep a honey badger on hand
very effective as a leopard deterrent
Quote from: lethe on January 10, 2012, 07:05:22 AM
another reason to always keep a honey badger on hand
very effective as a leopard deterrent
and/or a large hairpiece
Quote from: RAT900 on January 10, 2012, 07:21:07 AM
and/or a large hairpiece
little known fact: the beehive hairdo was originally created for trapping leopards
Quote from: lethe on January 10, 2012, 07:05:22 AM
another reason to always keep a honey badger on hand
very effective as a leopard deterrent
hahahahahahaa
[THUMBSUP] well played sir....well played!
Quote from: lethe on January 10, 2012, 07:05:22 AM
another reason to always keep a honey badger on hand
very effective as a leopard deterrent
I would think a donkey or ostrich might be more effective.
Or a bacon-wrapped toddler.