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Title: If my Monster were a: Post by: akmnstr on January 25, 2012, 01:50:01 PM If my monster were an actress from the 60s she'd be Sofia Loren (nuff said)
If my monster were a cat it'd be a Leopard (not the biggest or the fastest but lb for lb the baddest) If my monster were a ball player it wouldn't play no second string (sort of a quote stolen from CCR) So what about your monster? What would it be? Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: avizpls on January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM If my monster were a
Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of. Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a.... See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be.... ...welcome to my mind Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: zooom on January 25, 2012, 01:56:20 PM if my Monster were a cartoon charachter, it'd be The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumble)
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Grampa on January 25, 2012, 02:25:40 PM if my monster was a small farm animal..... I'd be arested for bestiality
and I'd have to apply for a conditional use permit for keeping a farm animal within the city limits. but that would be the least of my worries.... see'n how I'm being arrested for having sex with animals. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: pennyrobber on January 25, 2012, 02:28:38 PM If my monster were a composer it would be Stravinsky.
Capable of making beautifully crass noise. Some people love it while others will never understand. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: freeclimbmtb on January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM If my monster were a Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of. Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a.... See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be.... ...welcome to my mind If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word. (welcome to MY mind... [beer]) Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: RAT900 on January 25, 2012, 02:44:41 PM If my monster was an opera singer it would be because it sings like Pavarotti
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: lethe on January 25, 2012, 03:40:20 PM If my Monster were a person, it would be the scary homeless guy that smells like pee..but has a heart of gold...and an expanding plastic liver apparently
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Dirty Duc on January 25, 2012, 04:05:44 PM If my Monster were a monster, it would be Chewbacca... loud and scary, but I know what it's saying.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Nomad on January 25, 2012, 04:16:20 PM If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Grrrly on January 25, 2012, 04:41:38 PM If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account [laugh] Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: red baron on January 25, 2012, 05:36:13 PM If my Monster were a fighter it would kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Rameses on January 25, 2012, 05:41:33 PM If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word. (welcome to MY mind... [beer]) But... if your monster were a bird, would it be an eagle?? Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: red baron on January 25, 2012, 05:54:22 PM If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Pedro-bot on January 25, 2012, 06:27:01 PM If my monster were a criminal it would be a gangsta! [evil]
http://youtu.be/rL9ihXiFAko (http://youtu.be/rL9ihXiFAko) Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on January 25, 2012, 08:49:34 PM If my Monster were an evil spirit, it would haunt and curse me for what I did to it.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k445/majmontana/HPIM1039.jpg) Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: ccm900 on January 25, 2012, 09:05:23 PM If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger....... Cuz the S4rs doesn't give a sh*t [thumbsup] Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Dirty Duc on January 25, 2012, 09:59:48 PM If my Monster were in CAM, I'd be riding it... There is no snow in this northern area.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: sofadriver on January 25, 2012, 10:51:58 PM if my monster was a winning Megabucks ticket I wouldn't be writing this!
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Goat_Herder on January 26, 2012, 12:31:34 AM If my Monster were an actress, she'd be Monica Bellucci and I'd still be riding every chance I get [drool]
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: duc996 on January 26, 2012, 05:08:29 AM If my monster were a mafioso it would be al capone
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Le Pirate on January 26, 2012, 07:47:24 AM If my monster was a computer: It'd be an apple. It does the exact same damn thing as every other computer (I mean motorcycle), but it cost more, and for some reason we all love them, and will defend them to our death! [laugh]
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: extra330 on January 26, 2012, 08:15:22 AM If my Monster were Chuck Norris, it would never run out of gas or need to be serviced, EVER. It would also make at least 150 hp more than any other motorcycle that's ever been or yet to be.
Hell who am I kidding, if my bike were Chuck Norris it would even need gas to run. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: KnightofNi on January 26, 2012, 08:33:38 AM If my monster had been a female it would be the one in the corner that doens't stand out compared to some others, but you can't take your eyes off of her. She isn't the prettiest, she's loud, she says and does what she wants, andyou know you'll have a great time with her.
the last time i saw it i was told it was being worked over into a track bike. not sure if that makes it a tranny or not. :-\ Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 10:00:38 AM If my Monster were a woman shed be Selma Hayeck. Vuloptuous lines, silky skin with a passion to ignite anyone's fire when she speaks.....Er.....cranks.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: freeclimbmtb on January 26, 2012, 10:10:34 AM If my monster were a woman shed be Kate Beckinsale. Slender, sleek, muscular, and asskicking in the underworlds.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: corey on January 26, 2012, 10:11:01 AM If my Monster were a woman shed be Selma Hayeck. Vuloptuous lines, silky skin with a passion to ignite anyone's fire when she speaks.....Er.....cranks. You forgot "expanding tanks" Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: freeclimbmtb on January 26, 2012, 10:22:58 AM You forgot "expanding tanks" [laugh] [clap]Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Scooter Montgomery on January 26, 2012, 11:17:41 AM If my Monster was an airplane it would be able to take off from a treadmill and land back on it.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: cyberswine on January 26, 2012, 05:45:35 PM If my Monster were boobies they would be..............SPECTACULAR!!
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 07:06:47 PM You forgot "expanding tanks" She won't expand :PTitle: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 07:07:48 PM If my monster were a woman shed be Kate Beckinsale. Slender, sleek, muscular, and asskicking in the underworlds. Amen! I'd be divorced again but it would be worth it. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Grampa on January 27, 2012, 08:08:03 AM if my monster was a 620 capriex.... I'd be bang'n Paris in a Vegas sauna while do'n 140mph after I cruise walmart for underage chicks.
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: KnightofNi on January 27, 2012, 08:35:17 AM if my monster was still working it would still be filthy.
;D Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: freeclimbmtb on January 27, 2012, 10:47:51 AM Amen! I'd be divorced again but it would be worth it. She ruined the world for me, she is the standard by which I judge all other women...and sadly, few compare. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Silver King on January 27, 2012, 04:31:28 PM If my Monster were Sir Francis Drake, it would need a custom map. [roll]
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Ratfink749 on January 28, 2012, 02:49:54 PM If my Monster was a 749... er wait..
If my 749 was a Monster... No still not right.. Oh! If my Monster was a 749S, She'd be one well dressed lady. If my 749S was a Monster, She'd take her clothes off and quickly realize she isn't a Monster. Thats all I got. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: thought on January 28, 2012, 02:54:48 PM if my duc were a girl, she'd be the one that you say you're going to stop buying stuff for but you wind up doing it anyway because she looks so good in what you got.
and also, anytime she screws up, you totally blame the people who made her. Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: extra330 on January 30, 2012, 11:31:50 AM If my Monster were a drug it would , wait, my monster is already a drug... Shit I forgot what I was going to say..
Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: the_Journeyman on February 01, 2012, 06:48:02 PM If my Monster was car, it would be a Fiat X1. Slow, underpowered, falls victim to weird gremlins, and is one hell of a load of fun in the twisties.
If my Monster was a teenager, it would be misunderstood and wearing a mohawk but still able to kick the popular guys' asses. JM Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: DarkMonster620 on February 01, 2012, 07:09:21 PM well, my Monster is for me, Gina, as in Gina Lolobrigida, Italian, sexy, voluptuous, erotic, exotic ... and everything you all have said ...
That's my Monster ... my mistress, my therapist ... Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: teddy037.3 on February 02, 2012, 12:26:19 PM if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex...
...ran off with another man Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: DarkMonster620 on February 02, 2012, 02:25:24 PM if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex... ...ran off with another man so, that's the reason you're 'Hypered' ... Title: Re: If my Monster were a: Post by: Thermite on February 02, 2012, 10:17:29 PM if my monster were a woman, it'd be my ex... ...ran off with another man Yeah, but I bet the cash flow went in the other direction. |