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Title: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: s4alex on June 23, 2008, 12:20:50 AM
I linked to the page with all of the updates, if it for some reason doesn't work pages 51 and 52 contain the synopsis posted by ifmnda. about halfway down page 51 it starts

Cliff Notes: Guy's Audi gets booted at his own place, uses wheel dollies to move said audi into his garage. Booters freak out. hilarity ensues

http://forums.thecarlounge.com/zerothread?id=3880087&postid=49235660#49235660





Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: ROBsS4R on June 23, 2008, 12:22:36 AM

Linky no worky for me.... Anyone else having issues ?
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: s4alex on June 23, 2008, 12:27:06 AM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on June 23, 2008, 12:22:36 AM
Linky no worky for me.... Anyone else having issues ?

Sorry, try now...
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Drunken Monkey on June 23, 2008, 01:07:45 AM


My God. It's full of Win...

Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: NAKID on June 23, 2008, 01:38:34 AM
That's great! Too bad there's nothing past page 61...
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on June 23, 2008, 02:36:54 AM
Found the updated thread.... no resolution to the tale.. the board mods locked the thread :(
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: El Matador on June 23, 2008, 07:07:47 AM
Oh my god that is hilarious!
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Monsterlover on June 23, 2008, 07:29:05 AM
843,000 views  :o

I hope he wins.
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: GLantern on June 23, 2008, 09:42:41 AM
Awesome story, heres the official update thread

http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3 (http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3)
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: il d00d on June 23, 2008, 11:17:41 AM
Extremely Awesome.


I don't understand why they are lawyering up, though.  Dude -and the HOA for that matter- was not unwilling to pay the retarded fine.
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: zarn02 on June 23, 2008, 11:19:19 AM
good stuff! [thumbsup]

a shame we don't get any resolution. i feel blue-balled by the internet.
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: factorPlayer on June 23, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
God I hate HOA's.  Hateful, shitty things. 
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Ducatiloo on June 23, 2008, 12:05:24 PM
I like the beware of boot idea
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: DesmonsterS4RS on June 23, 2008, 03:26:12 PM
I can't see any of the pics  :'(
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: factorPlayer on June 23, 2008, 03:41:42 PM
well yeah with this thread being circulated around half teh intertr0n and back I can see how his bandwidth got exceeded....
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: c_rex on June 23, 2008, 04:38:38 PM
thread closed by a vortex gm.  dang
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: IZ on June 23, 2008, 04:49:23 PM
Quote from: factorPlayer on June 23, 2008, 12:01:01 PM
God I hate HOA's.  Hateful, shitty things. 

I lived in HOA communities in the Phoenix area.  The first house..I didn't care much for the HOA.  Unfortunately, 2 homes later..we ended up with that same HOA and their rules had gotten worse!  >:( 

ONE good thing about HOA's though, the neighbors stucko home won't be painted purple with orange trim  [roll] or have a 10'x10' treehouse in the frontyard!  Both, of which, were in the neighboring communities who didn't have HOA's.   [roll]

I know all too well about the housing madness he was talking about too!!  People camping out to get their name in a lottery to get a plot.   [roll]   Ridiculous!  Now it's a REAL sh*tty mess down there.  I'm glad we got out of that place!


I AM DOLLY MAN!   [evil]

Love it!!  ^^^ [laugh] [laugh]

Can't wait to hear what happens!!
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: triangleforge on June 23, 2008, 06:11:31 PM
Quote from: IZ on June 23, 2008, 04:49:23 PM

ONE good thing about HOA's though, the neighbors stucko home won't be painted purple with orange trim  [roll] or have a 10'x10' treehouse in the frontyard!  Both, of which, were in the neighboring communities who didn't have HOA's.   [roll]


Our neighbor's house is kind of a chartreuse with purple trim, with sayings neatly printed on many walls (from our kitchen window, we read every morning "Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision?"), across the street the house is a vivid salmon color with orange & sage trim, with Moroccan motifs panted on the doors & window trim.

We need to paint ours, and we're leaning toward something in the blue/lavender range -- probably not quite as electric as our dear neighbors, but not the usual muted shade of beige, either. I'm taking a break right now from working on the garden fence at the front of the house, which is made up of bicycle wheels & two frames (painted a bright blue) for the gate. I really like how it's turning out...

As you can imagine, I'm not a huge fan of HOAs...

Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Evil_Ductator on June 23, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
^^ Do you live in a Dr. Seuss book?    hehe
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Monsterlover on June 23, 2008, 06:19:32 PM
[laugh]
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: GLantern on June 23, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
Once again since everybody seemed to miss it here is the UPDATED LINK TO THE STORY

http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3 (http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3)
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Scottish on June 23, 2008, 07:22:44 PM
 [thumbsup] Facking awesome!!
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Duc Stamp on June 23, 2008, 09:08:36 PM
Quote from: GLantern695 on June 23, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
Once again since everybody seemed to miss it here is the UPDATED LINK TO THE STORY

http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3 (http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3)


Dude, there are still no updates of any significants.  We saw the first link, clicked it and realized there wasn't anything new and the thread was also locked in your link.   [popcorn]
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: NAKID on June 23, 2008, 09:18:21 PM
It's locked because the OP doesn't want people talking in it. It looks to be strictly an update thread. AS OF TODAY, he has been told to lay low by his lawyer. That is the update...
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: IZ on June 23, 2008, 09:39:11 PM
Quote from: GLantern695 on June 23, 2008, 07:17:57 PM
Once again since everybody seemed to miss it here is the UPDATED LINK TO THE STORY

http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3 (http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3)


Who's everybody?  That's the one I read before posting. 

THis one had the pics though.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: Rev. Millertime on June 23, 2008, 11:11:36 PM
Hahahaha.

There is some funny a$$ photoshop pics in there.

Love the short bus and the one with all the faces changed.   [laugh]
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: GLantern on July 07, 2008, 08:07:53 AM
They updated it and turns out the guy was given a gag order [bang].  Court date on July 9th to have it overturned [popcorn]
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: rgury on July 07, 2008, 11:43:03 AM
wow, that vortex is a strong crew...  I haven't driven a VW for over 2 years and I still go back to read.  I loved how they called the owner of the pool cleaning truck; good post...

Quote from: GLantern on July 07, 2008, 08:07:53 AM
They updated it and turns out the guy was given a gag order [bang].  Court date on July 9th to have it overturned [popcorn]
Title: Re: Guy gets booted... best story I have read all year so far..
Post by: ryandalling on July 07, 2008, 01:23:55 PM
Oh my god... that is so awesome... I can't wait to see what happens. Gag order indeed. So funny.