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Men and women of the DeVal WAR is afoot!

There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send. As for the others I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose. But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.

The NorthWest should be in no doubt that we are their nemesis and that we are bringing about their rightful destruction. There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls and they are stoking the fires of hell for VS. Mother and his forces will be destroyed by this coalition for what they have done. As they die they will know their deeds have brought them to this place. Show them no pity.

As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home and leave NorthWest a better place for us having been there.

Leave no bike unpeed on

Leave no airbox unpooped in

Leave no seat unbare assed.



TO ARMS!!!!

Nyaa nyaa, we've got better beer than you do! [drink]

Yeah, well we have more obese people, so there [cheeky]

Now we really know what they do in OR....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMWzebn-DM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMWzebn-DM&feature=related)

We have more strip clubs, per capita, than any state in the union... so there...  [evil]

we go for quality, not quantity.

i don't need to see lumberjack women taking off their flannels.

Seriously though... I did once see a one-armed pregnant stripper... that, my friend, is a once and a life occurance... good thought put into the hiring of that one.

I once saw a stripper with a fresh bullet wound to the ass

So fresh she took the bandage off prior to stripping

and the wound was still weeping

as was I

One armed pregnant strippers and bullet wound strippers, lets see you top that!  [puke]

 [evil]

yeah, that's kind of my point.

i don't want to see that.




unless she's a midget too.

Hillsboro Oregon

Is the

Little People Capitol of the World

and

The TV show

Little People Big World is filmed here

so you're saying ther eis a greater chance of midget strippers there than anywhere else?


i might have to investigate this.

I'm saying that there is a good chance of midget porn being available yes

i can get midget porn on the interwebs.
i'm talking about midget strippers. live and in person.

yes midget porn

i know some folk

are they little folk?

Travis, are you negotiating??  I openly admit to selling out for beer, but you'd sell out for midget strippers???

no, i just want toknow if there are midget strippers out there. I might have to make an intelligence gathering run and see for myself.

well

we do call one The Midget for a reason

yes, but do you really want to see IZ doing porn?

This from the guy who wants to ride to the *wrong * coast for a taco??  Why am I not suprised?

exactly. i dont' want to see him stripping.
the pipemod pic is already burned into my brain.



i don't see what the problem is. they have great burritos out there.

though that plan is on hold indefinately because i don't want to spend $700 in gas doing this.

um....

is oregon even a make the beast with two backsing state anymore?

They should stay up with the moose and homely looking women. Go take over wisconsin or something, I hear them there women even have adam's apples.

make the beast with two backs selling out for beer!


Plenty of good breweries in this area, and when the dust settles I will sack one of them and declare it my own.

yes, they still make the beast with two backs in oregon

what was the question?

it was more of a question of what do you have to do in oregon besides watch grass grow?

do they even pave roads there?

No, why would you do that?

and Oh yes

we watch the grass grow... tall and sticky

Sticky icky pigweed

and let's not forget the meth.