[drink] [beer] [drink] [leo] [bang]
Needed:
- Spousal Approval
- Van
- Dedicated Driver
- 18 Pubs
- Date
- Mucho mucho ducati paraphenalia, sickeningly so... bandanas, hats, tshirts, pumas, etc...
- Hot Accompanying Chicas in Ducati Tank Tops ( Lisa, you can bring Alan, he'll do in a pinch )
- Headcount
- RT Plane Ticket for DesmoLu
If we absolutely can't get some hotties in duc tank tops, then our emergency fallback can the Richs... I can't stress how important it is that this be a fallback. We would really be a lot better off with the hotties. Still, we have the Richs just in case ( and Alan in both cases ).
Preliminary pub route ( ONE drink per pub, folks, them's the rules! ):
1) Lee Harvey's
2) New Amsterdam
3) Doublewide
4) the Balcony Club
5) The Landing
6) The Tipp ( not because it's a good pub, it's not )
7) Libertine
8) Barcadia
9) The Old Monk
10) Trinity Hall
11) Toulouse ( cocktails here, kiddies )
12) Gingerman
13) Stoneleigh P
This will evolve... contribute please, we need a reasonable date, suggestions for hotties and designated driver, and, of course, 7 more pubs...
Quote from: The Svoloch on June 24, 2008, 03:14:17 PM
( ONE drink per pub, folks, them's the rules! ):
Fishbowl Margaritas are just one drink, ...Right?
yes, if you use a straw.
you might want to add a bucket and cleaning supplies to the list. [puke]
Quotethe jazz bar above lakewood theater
= The Balcony Club
Quote from: JesterDFW on June 24, 2008, 03:47:14 PM
= The Balcony Club
Dang! Yes, the balcony club. Thanks, I could not pry that out of my thick stupid head
how about we *say* we got kicked out of Obar but actually hang out at a pub and have fun?
besides, you never know when you're going to get rice dumped on you from some jerk in an apartment who's drunk... [evil]
If you guys buy the tanks I'm sure I can get a few of the Lollies to wear 'em. [thumbsup]
As for other pubs, maybe:
The Libertine?
The Doublewide?
Elbow Room?
Amsterdamn?
Meridian Room?
Oh, and for the love of god, can we NOT do Obar? "ultra lounges," or rather the people inside of them, give me the willies.
Quote from: Ideapimp on June 24, 2008, 04:30:06 PM
If you guys buy the tanks I'm sure I can get a few of the Lollies to wear 'em. [thumbsup]
As for other pubs, maybe:
The Libertine?
The Doublewide?
Elbow Room?
Amsterdamn?
Meridian Room?
Oh, and for the love of god, can we NOT do Obar? "ultra lounges," or rather the people inside of them, give me the willies.
they'll give you more than the willies....
Quote from: McKraut on June 24, 2008, 04:19:32 PM
besides, you never know when you're going to get rice dumped on you from some jerk in an apartment who's drunk... [evil]
which, by the way, just for the record, is totally deserved if you're patronizing thoth or club clear. you've been warned!
Just for practice, my drinking/running club is having our annual "Itty Bitty Titty Pub Crawl" this Friday night. It starts in the Ft Worth Stockyards. It is "laid" by some of our fair Harriettes who happen to be a little less endowed. Attendees may sport all the mammary flesh they are capable of.
Let me know if interested. They are a great group, more fun than people. They put the FU in fun.
Quote from: Ronr on June 24, 2008, 07:41:15 PM
Just for practice, my drinking/running club is having our annual "Itty Bitty Titty Pub Crawl" this Friday night. It starts in the Ft Worth Stockyards. It is "laid" by some of our fair Harriettes who happen to be a little less endowed. Attendees may sport all the mammary flesh they are capable of.
Let me know if interested. They are a great group, more fun than people. They put the FU in fun.
nothing at all wrong with itty bitty.....
sounds like fun for sure; have plans already though. :-\ maybe next time? i really do enjoy some itty bitty titties...
O.K. so what does it mean if I only know three of the dozen or so places for the this "pub crawl"?
Quote from: Cher on June 24, 2008, 08:15:03 PM
O.K. so what does it mean if I only know three of the dozen or so places for the this "pub crawl"?
You just need to get out more ;)
Shiiiyat, this sounds like fun.. Too bad I can't go any of these places you guys mention >:(
Hell i'd be willing to ride up there to be a DD if someone promised me some time with one of the lollie bombs, (one of the single Lollie Bombs) ;)
Quote from: Ideapimp on June 24, 2008, 04:30:06 PM
As for other pubs, maybe:
Elbow Room?
Leo, see what I told you?? You should have gone when you had the chance. You would have had no trouble rolling me out the front door of Baylor on a gurney. Just down the road for a pint and a sandwich mate! No one would have missed me! [laugh]
Urgent Update to the 10th anniversary Itty Bitty Titty Pub Crawl
Many of the harriettes will be wearing school girl attire at this pub crawl. Feel free to wear your best dirty school girl outfit too.
Willing to trade:
One hot accompanying chica in Ducati tank (will even supply own Ducati tank) for:
- one rt ticket Houston to Dallas for weekend of pub crawl
- accompanying place to stay
8)
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 25, 2008, 12:54:31 PM
Willing to trade:
One hot accompanying chica in Ducati tank (will even supply own Ducati tank) for:
- one rt ticket Houston to Dallas for weekend of pub crawl
- accompanying place to stay
8)
Time to take up a collection ;D
some updates made: requirements added, bars added, more to come.
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 25, 2008, 12:54:31 PM
Willing to trade:
One hot accompanying chica in Ducati tank (will even supply own Ducati tank) for:
- one rt ticket Houston to Dallas for weekend of pub crawl
- accompanying place to stay
Somebody please have some sympathy & come to the aid of a stray wild animal [thumbsup]
Quote from: The Svoloch on June 25, 2008, 04:08:53 PM
some updates made: requirements added, bars added, more to come.
grapevine? or is that too classy?
Quote from: DesmoLu on June 25, 2008, 12:54:31 PM
Willing to trade:
One hot accompanying chica in Ducati tank (will even supply own Ducati tank) for:
- one rt ticket Houston to Dallas for weekend of pub crawl
- accompanying place to stay
8)
you can stay at my place for FREE!! i won't charge you a thing except ask that you wash the dishes, and check all the torque values on the SS at night! [thumbsup]
1) Lee Harvey's
2) New Amsterdam
3) Doublewide
4) the Balcony Club
5) The Landing
6) The Tipp ( not because it's a good pub, it's not )
7) Libertine
8) Barcadia
9) The Old Monk
10) Trinity Hall
11) Toulouse ( cocktails here, kiddies )
12) Gingerman
13) Stoneleigh P
14) The Lounge at the Inwood Theater
15) The Quinn
16) Bar Belmont
17)Beckley Brew House
18) Cafe Rembrandt
Quote from: McKraut on June 25, 2008, 05:55:55 PM
you can stay at my place for FREE!! i won't charge you a thing except ask that you wash the dishes, and check all the torque values on the SS at night! [thumbsup]
I would clarify that SS stands for "SuperSport" and not for anything naughty
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 25, 2008, 06:30:58 PM
1) Lee Harvey's
2) New Amsterdam
3) Doublewide
4) the Balcony Club
5) The Landing
6) The Tipp ( not because it's a good pub, it's not )
7) Libertine
8) Barcadia
9) The Old Monk
10) Trinity Hall
11) Toulouse ( cocktails here, kiddies )
12) Gingerman
13) Stoneleigh P
14) The Lounge at the Inwood Theater
15) The Quinn
16) Bar Belmont
17)Beckley Brew House
18) Cafe Rembrandt
going to play with the order a bit...
Quote from: The Svoloch on June 25, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
I would clarify that SS stands for "SuperSport" and not for anything naughty
umm...who said it stood for supersport? thx.
and wtf? grapevine doesn't even make some kind of B-string list? i haven't been in like 6 months...have SMU kids started hanging out there or something?
Quote from: McKraut on June 25, 2008, 06:47:58 PM
umm...who said is stood for supersport? thx.
and wtf? grapevine doesn't even make some kind of B-string list? i haven't been in like 6 months...have SMU kids started hanging out there or something?
Oh, sorry. didn't realize you had stopped going there. It's back on the list.
iono...last time i was there it was cool...cool people, strong drinks...no douchebags in sight.
we could always stop in the idle rich and be belligerent towards some popped-collar tools there [wine]
18 bars. Sounds like me new favorite night.
Quote from: McKraut on June 25, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
...we could always stop in the idle rich and be belligerent towards some popped-collar tools there [wine]
It might be fun to "Pop-collars" and mock them!
[evil]
Quote from: CountPuggula on June 25, 2008, 07:13:50 PM
It might be fun to "Pop-collars" and mock them!
[evil]
dude! i love it! we should all wear three polos, and pop all collars!! then we'd be cooler than any of them by at least one polo!
also: bigass sunglasses that aren't functional and have rhinestones or other cheesy stones in them are encouraged.
Quote from: McKraut on June 25, 2008, 07:21:57 PM
dude! i love it! we should all wear three polos, and pop all collars!! then we'd be cooler than any of them by at least one polo!
also: bigass sunglasses that aren't functional and have rhinestones or other cheesy stones in them are encouraged.
That
would be funny!
Do an
ALL "Ultra-Lounge" bar-mock-crawl!!! [laugh]
Quote from: CountPuggula on June 25, 2008, 07:25:20 PM
That would be funny!
Do an ALL "Ultra-Lounge" bar-mock-crawl!!! [laugh]
i like where your head's at...
Would we have to drink Jaeger bombs instead of beer? [drink]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyTMp2GlPs
Quote from: Ideapimp on June 25, 2008, 09:15:47 PM
Would we have to drink Jaeger bombs instead of beer? [drink]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyTMp2GlPs
Lets not get carried away with the satire. Shiner please.
sadly, that really does fit the typical guy in the club/bar in dallas [coffee]
Quote from: McKraut on June 25, 2008, 06:47:58 PM
umm...who said it stood for supersport? thx.
oooooh than SSS must be even more naughty and definitely stand for more than single-sided swingarm? :o
<--- ::desperately searching for "torque values" innuendo but superpower failing:: wait, got it. oh wait again, even i won't say it....
Quote from: fastwin on June 25, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
Leo, see what I told you?? You should have gone when you had the chance. You would have had no trouble rolling me out the front door of Baylor on a gurney. Just down the road for a pint and a sandwich mate! No one would have missed me! [laugh]
OK,OK if its on the list I'll try to make it. [drink]
Quote from: McKraut on June 25, 2008, 07:21:57 PM
dude! i love it! we should all wear three polos, and pop all collars!! then we'd be cooler than any of them by at least one polo!
also: bigass sunglasses that aren't functional and have rhinestones or other cheesy stones in them are encouraged.
Don't be hatin' on the Pop Collarz
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg99/bakerfoto/Coolmodivate.jpg)
New goal in my life...........4 popped collars cool.
i wonder if i have to be really high up in scientology to be that enlightened
or just really high........ ;)
I don't know what's worse the dude w/ the 4 popped collars or the chick that thinks it's cool to be with that douche
this is ponderous, really ponderous
hey...he was just very cold that day, that's all.... so what if the girl can stand the cold in her tank top....not everyone can. some people need multiple layers of collars to keep warm
This event has aroused my... :o curiosity.
A tour of Dallas that involves copious amounts of alcohol, a plethora of Ducati paraphernalia, and really kick arse people.
I may have to attend on general principle.
I'll be monitoring this thread to be privy to all the new shit, man. 8)
Quote from: Dude on June 26, 2008, 11:05:24 PM
This event has aroused my... :o curiosity.
A tour of Dallas that involves copious amounts of alcohol, a plethora of Ducati paraphernalia, and really kick arse people.
I may have to attend on general principle.
I'll be monitoring this thread to be privy to all the new shit, man. 8)
Maybe we should make a HC invasion of dallas?
Is there, like, a date for this event? A location?
Quote from: NorDog on June 28, 2008, 03:11:38 PM
Is there, like, a date for this event? A location?
Errr... Its a pub crawl... It will be located all over.., I will see if I can get you a date, but you have to buy the ducati tank top...
"Errr... Its a pub crawl... "
Err, ah, yeah, but even with a journey of a thousand miles one has to start crawling from somewhere.
And I'm all about tank logos. What's it look like?
Quote from: The Svoloch on June 28, 2008, 08:47:07 PM
Errr... Its a pub crawl... It will be located all over.., I will see if I can get you a date
Miss Flowerette from the Dub might make a good date... ;D
Now, seriously, Svoloch. Pub Crawl, or No?
The Svoloch = all talk no delivery :P
This thread is full of FAIL!
I AM AN IDEA MAN. A VISIONARY. I CANNOT BE HELD TO YOUR PETTY STANDARDS OF DELIVERY AND EXECUTION. MY IDEAS ARE THE SHIZNIT. BOW DOWN TO MY IDEAS.
so, yeah, hey. let's do it. I'm thinkin' it's cool. i'll, uh... pick a date, and.... er... get back to you.
-Svoloch
[bacon]=murder
This will not stand man.
This unchecked aggression against meat will not stand.
I mean dead animal flesh is so... well yummy. make the beast with two backs. Man.
:-*
(Pig IS a filthy make the beast with two backsin animal though.)
Quote from: Dude on July 09, 2008, 08:02:25 PM
This will not stand man.
This unchecked aggression against meat will not stand.
I mean dead animal flesh is so... well yummy. make the beast with two backs. Man.
:-*
(Pig IS a filthy make the beast with two backsin animal though.)
For me to eat a pig, well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mothermake the beast with two backsin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Pork Chops taste good ;D
Quote from: Duc L'Smart on July 10, 2008, 05:38:56 AM
Pork Chops taste good ;D
yes they do...i still have like four left in my fridge....and still a bunch of ribs! [thumbsup]
i put a pretty big dent in the pie.... :-[
I can't make it but you probably already knew that.
cdc
Quote from: cdc on July 10, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
I can't make it but you probably already knew that.
cdc
This post-whoring reminds me of.... hey wait a minute... Scott, is that you?
Should the Pub Crawl happen, we need to get some scorecards made up for the event. Something like a golf scorecard with space to write what beer you had where for each hole.
Quote from: bryant8 on July 10, 2008, 10:04:33 AM
Something like a golf scorecard with space to write what beer you had where for each hole.
Come on, Will, jump on it....
Quote from: dallas2r on July 10, 2008, 10:02:31 AM
This post-whoring reminds me of.... hey wait a minute... Scott, is that you?
[popcorn]
***
325, ***. Keep up the good work [thumbsup]
Quote from: bryant8 on July 10, 2008, 10:04:33 AM
Should the Pub Crawl happen, we need to get some scorecards made up for the event. Something like a golf scorecard with space to write what beer you had where for each hole.
If I could remember that, I could put a face on a lot of confusing doctor bills....
Quote from: cdc on July 10, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
I can't make it but you probably already knew that.
cdc
umm.. it's customary to wait for the DATE TO GET SET before you BAIL
some people....
(http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=925;type=avatar)
So, maybe if Svoloch stopped picking his nose long enough to SET A make the beast with two backsING DATE...