I like helping people. So if'n I can help you... please ask
I sell windows and doors ( for homes)
I spent a large chunk of my life working in the auto industry . writing service, used car reconditioning, parts, etc.
I made laminated asphalt/fiberglass roofing shingles for 3 years.
I live in central California, in a house with extra beds and a garage with tools and stands, if ever needed.
I'm O- if ya need blood. [laugh]
I can draw a horsey real good. Can make a decent birdy house.
I'm a crack shot with a .22 rifle.
I know there is a village in England called Beer (been there).
I make really good crepes.
I know how to windsurf.
I'm an ace FORTRAN programmer (still looking for a good job in that field).
I know how to sort laundry by colors and fabric and appropriate water temperature.
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot - I'm REALLY good at sex (hetero only - and since I'm married, I can just give you advice, no demos).
Call me if I can help. ;D
I live in Edenvale South Africa and have my own Signage and graphics company, if you need help just shout [thumbsup]
I own a pizza delivery restaurant and painting company in St. Louis MO.
I instruct tactical firearms training and I am a licensed SCCA driver and instructor.
I have done international security contracting in the recent past.
I have my culinary degree and have spent time in our armed services.
Oh yeah, I've got that hard to find B Negative blood type...if your in need I think I have 6 units stock piled with TC medi team.
So if you need a bodyguard to deliver dinner and paint your house...or teach you to drive a race car...I'm your go-to guy.
Seriously though, if your in St. Louis and need a hand....just shout.
I've had a shorter time in the work force than many on here, but I grow fish for a living. If your pond is having issues, I can probably help you.
I have a spare bedroom in Wichita Falls, TX
I'm no chef, but i can grill some burgers and a mean pork chop...and there is a few beers in my fridge, if you're ever in the area.
I'm a drafter / GIS tech.
(I can draw you pretty pictures in CAD, or make you a map.)
I'm a good drinker.
My friends house has a jager machine, and a kegorator, and a vinyl cutter if you want some work done.
My apartment in Alpharetta, GA has an extra bedroom and garage. (Not for you though Carlos.. I've heard stories.)
I'm a Treasury Analyst / Accounts Payables Supervisor / Mobile Phone Admin / Corp Card Admin
I'm looking for a job in Florida, so if you know anyone, give me a shout
I live in Dublin, OH. If you are in the area, we have a spare bed and plenty of cold Beck's
You will, however, have to put up with our Doberman and Chihuahua
I'm not a chef either, but I can run a mean grill.............
I keep secrets very well- even when CNN calls
I keep a large bottle of Jack Daniels in the cabinet at all times
My blood type is AB Positive
I can arrange to provide Jack Daniels flavored AB Positive blood On Demand
I'll shoot all the rats/starlings you've got with a mad cackle and a smoking barrel
I've got a large guest suite with it's own entrance, kitchen and whirlpool bathtub- and we love visitors
I'm excellent at reducing your cookies/ ice cream inventory
I barbeque the best salmon known to man (according to my wife)
Quote from: c_rex on June 25, 2008, 05:28:39 AM
I keep secrets very well- even when CNN calls
I keep a large bottle of Jack Daniels in the cabinet at all times
My blood type is AB Positive
I can arrange to provide Jack Daniels flavored AB Positive blood On Demand
I'll shoot all the rats/starlings you've got with a mad cackle and a smoking barrel
I've got a large guest suite with it's own entrance, kitchen and whirlpool bathtub- and we love visitors
I'm excellent at reducing your cookies/ ice cream inventory
I barbeque the best salmon known to man (according to my wife)
Damn, when can I show up? ;)
I make and sell tailchop kits, soon I'll make and seat cafe seat cowls.
I have several houses in various parts of Venezuela. If anybody is ever down there, just gimme a shout and I'll hook you up.
My blood type is AB positive
I am most excellent at reducing rear tyres to shreds
I make a mean cereal
Quote from: raulduke on June 24, 2008, 11:38:45 PM
So if you need a bodyguard to deliver dinner and paint your house...I'm your go-to guy.
Yeah...I need one of those!
I've got a spare room.
I can cook pretty good, better if a grill is involved
I can do light maintenance
I'm good at ridding cabinets of unwanted rum
I'm in Western NC ~
i have a little experience with fire/ems, emergency management in general
i recently relocated to the east coast, probably going to end up in the southern new hampshire area
i dont have a job at this time, but i am a fair tinker
i dont know my blood type
i do have a really big 4x4 truck. it can haul anything [thumbsup]
I'm in Baltimore, MD.
I'm a lab tech who's done everything from toxicology to vaccine development.
I'm a bartender at a scandalously dark, loud and ludicrous college bar.
I'm a sucker for fitness and could probably tell you how to lose 10 pounds or gain 10" of vertical jump.
I grill a pretty mean... anything.
Realistically, if you're ever in Baltimore, I can feed you a steak, get you drunk on the cheap and I've got a pull out sofa 2 blocks from the bar.
great idea (as usual), bp [thumbsup]
spare room in walnut creek, ca
if you need job related advice in a professional industry, i can help
i can drink you under the table (or meet you there if you're a cute gal)
i can feed you if you're hungry and passing through
ive got a garage and most of your needed tools to get some basic repair work done on your scoot
Build shit
Sell, train, install insulated concrete forms
I'm a typical white male, usually seen clinging to God and my guns
I have a pickup
I have two hunting dogs who love upland hunting and retrieving
I have an opinion on almost anything...need one? I've got a spare
I have a 2000 M900Sie for sale...need one? I've got one
I used to coach competitive swimming - I teach lessons for free only to *coachable* people of all ages.
I worked in a lab treating chemical process/wastewater and have a pretty good handle on running a variety of tests.
I tutor calculus and physics to people who want to learn, of all ages.
I will feed any passing-through motorcyclist, wherever I am (Nashville - soon to be - Dallas)
I am fat and lazy.
I can make gourmet ramen.
I live in a nice little apt with "the most comfortable couch in the world" according to all my friends.
I like to build stuff for fun (about to build a 100gal fish aquarium that will look like a tv)
I have a rare blood type. (i was told it like 1 in 100 people have it)
I run a motorcycle parts and repair shop in Whitehouse Tx.
If anyone is in the Tyler Tx area, give me a call and ill show you the fun roads and good restaurants.
I spend way too much time on the internet at work.
Quote from: toaster on June 25, 2008, 09:34:47 AM
I am fat and lazy.
I can make gourmet ramen.
I live in a nice little apt with "the most comfortable couch in the world" according to all my friends.
I like to build stuff for fun (about to build a 100gal fish aquarium that will look like a tv)
I have a rare blood type. (i was told it like 1 in 100 people have it)
I run a motorcycle parts and repair shop in Whitehouse Tx.
If anyone is in the Tyler Tx area, give me a call and ill show you the fun roads and good restaurants.
I spend way too much time on the internet at work.
Swing by Texas Hill Country Monsters,
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?board=32.0
Quote from: ato memphis on June 25, 2008, 09:16:57 AM
I used to coach competitive swimming - I teach lessons for free only to *coachable* people of all ages.
I worked in a lab treating chemical process/wastewater and have a pretty good handle on running a variety of tests.
i hope that's not where
you learned to swim. ;D
Quote from: c_rex on June 25, 2008, 05:28:39 AM
I barbeque the best salmon known to man (according to my wife)
You're wife's a man? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
As for me:
I spent the last 20+ years writing & doing press relations for a variety of organizations, so am a pretty fair editor, writer, and do well enough on the phone with reporters.
I'm an ACA certified swiftwater rescue instructor, so can teach you how to pluck someone out of a very bad place in whitewater. Or do the plucking.
I can teach you to roll a kayak, with or without a paddle.
Already on this list I've given advice about how to watch fireworks in DC, and know more than I need to about that city & the mid-atlantic after 20 years there (only about 18 more than I'd planned).
I've also agreed to go take a look at a vintage Chevy here in Prescott, AZ for a fellow DMF'er who wants me to look it over and take pictures before he spends the money on a plane ticket to come take a look himself.
I can show you some stunning high desert twisties all around Prescott, AZ -- getting here is half the fun.
i'm more than happy to share the cheap sipping bourbon in the cabinet -- though if you want to bring your own bottle of single-barrel, i guess that'd be OK.
I'm a degreed Mechanical Engineer.
I worked for Yamaha R&D for 11 years, working on marine products ranging from 35 knot hydrofoil sailboats to 4-stroke water vehicles.
If you've got a 4-stroke Yamaha water vehicle or jet boat, you can hold me personally responsible. :-X
I'm a member of the 200mph club. 8)
If you've got a question about speed trials, I likely know the answer.
I've got two cats, and no spare accomodations, but I'd be glad to sell you my house.
I'm no chef, but I can operate a grill.
The only musical instrument I can play is the stereo.
I have no idea what my blood type is.
I think a Gin & Tonic is a mixture of the two vilest tasting liquids on earth. [puke]
I currently run Valley Ducati Service*, in Reseda, California.
If you need your Duc worked on, give me a shout.
* The service end of the shop formerly known as FlightCycles.
I've got a decade of experience in planning and zoning, local land development, and local government affairs. If you're fighting the strip mall going in next door, I can help you with your argument.
On weekends, I'm a bartender at a scandalous meat market. I can keep you current on the latest shots, obnoxious dance songs, and advances in twelve-step programs. If you want that skank's phone number, I can help you get it. Being that I'm in Indy, I imagine I may meet a few of you for this reason during MotoGP weekend.
I'm a landlord and realtor. If you need some advice on unloading that shack, I can help. If you can't get that deadbeat out of the hut, I may know a guy.
I know enought Muay Thai to damage my own hands and feet on a regular basis. I could probably show you how to damage yours in a similar manner. Along the way, you may learn how to inflict the pain on someone else.
I own & manage several mercenary internet aliases. For very limited compensation I will happily raid any forum you take issue with on your behalf, armed only with my own unique sense of humor and a photobucket account, laying waste to even the most seasoned on-line aggressors.
Degreed mechanical engineer as well
Extensive CAD design, and CAE tools like ANSYS and ADAMS
Design and test circuit breakers currently, 15 to 6000 amp devices.
mitt
I didn't add I'm a degreed M.E. either. In Law School currently - going towards patent atty.
Ive got a house in Central CA, with plenty of room to spare if you need a place to stay,
My garage can hold up to 8 bikes.
I keep a supply of good bacon, and several bottles of scotch.
Have many unsorted tools for repairs.
and love to sit in the garage, drink and BS with whoever comes through.
ian also likes to make a cute face when he drinks.
the rest of the time he scowls at passersby.
[cheeky]
Quote from: Ash on June 25, 2008, 11:23:56 AM
ian also likes to make a cute face when he drinks.
the rest of the time he scowls at passersby.
[cheeky]
>:(
damn passerby
i have photographic proof i aint no passerby!
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g266/altersys/pattys/Patty062.jpg)
[evil]
Quote from: Ash on June 25, 2008, 01:21:22 PM
i have photographic proof i aint no passerby!
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g266/altersys/pattys/Patty062.jpg)
[evil]
Holy shit....... Ive never seen that picture [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Goddamn Rum.
I'm a master carpenter, Journeyman level plumber, and journeyman level electrician.
I can remodel your house, or build you a new one.
I have a spare bedroom, a spare house, and a spare condo in the Virginia Beach area.
I have a 25' fishing boat, and will happily take you fishing in the Chesapeake bay, or Atlantic ocean.
I keep some form of single malt on hand at all times.
I make a mean Mojito, and a fair Margarita.
I have a beautiful wife, but she's not for lending (Hands OFF!).
I have three cats, five lizards, sixteen rabbits, and three tortoises.
My chili has been known to make people cry.
C'mon down, and set a spell.
We have a spare bedroom, a little extra room in the shed for your bike and live an hour NW of Philadelphia.
small array of tools, but husband is always willing to expand the repetoire!!
humor and booze in plentiful supply, and when combined things really get out of hand!!
we support the local fire department by having them out occasionally to put out our bonfires.
O positive for me. Husband will trade volume for volume of Jack Daniels. (Bushmills for me!)
Stop in. Share what we have. Make more friends in this world.
I'm the chief engineer for a company that makes EEG ("brain wave") machines. I know lots about brains, and brain activity measurement tools. I work with leaders in the field.
I deeply understand Macintoshes. I work with software developers who even more deeply understand Macs. If you've got a Mac question, I can field it.
My wife is a Pharmacist. If you've got a drug question, I can field that, too.
I'm a good cook, who rarely uses a recipe. I'm pretty adept at figuring out something yummy to make with what's on hand, even if it's turkey bacon.
I'm a digital geek. I can explain the difference between 1080p and 1080i and 720p. I hacked my iPhone, and my AppleTV, and my Xbox. Converting an .mkv file to .mp4 so that I can watch it on my iPhone is just up my alley. I know how to circumvent CSS. I can tell you the difference between viruses and trojans and worms, and how to protect against all three. I've played every class in World of Warcraft, most to level 60, several to level 70.
I own and shoot a wide variety of firearms.
I scuba dive. I've done day and night dives, in tropical and northwest waters, with normal air and nitrox. I own and use a dry suit. I've been diving in Washington, Oregon, California, Mexico, Belize, and the Turks and Caicos.
ex US Army
currently in the I.T. Field
Blackwater Alumni, I can do PSD and EP work.
I am College Educated-West Liberty State- W.Va. University Educated- Miami- Ohio/ Business Adm.-Marketing
I was a Hippie in the late 60s and early 70s
I was a minority owner of a Multi Media Co. for 30 years /Print/ Radio/ TV in the Marketing Division
The Company was bought out in 2000
I Retired in 2005 at age 55
I love Hi-Fi, McIntosh, B & W ( Classic Rock )
I am a collector of the finer things
I was a competitive golfer for over 25 years, had a scratch handicap for many years, belonged to a Golf Club and a Country Club. Won several Amateur Tournaments .
I have a champagne taste but don't drink it
Had surgery lately but don't know my blood type
Very limited mechanical experience eventhough I had a '57 MGA, '67 TR4, '70 TR6, and '69 911S, owned those all before 1971
Have no spare rooms. They are full of stuff. My brother is a collector of large things.
Don't drink- Migraines, don't smoke
Read alot of Motorcycle Mags, watch alot of Motorcycle DVDs
Love to watch Classic movies Like to watch You Tube Music Videos on my Laptop played through my Hi-Fi system
Have some heavy duty Fire Arms for defense of the " Place"
Have the same g/f for the last 9 years, she has her house , I have mine. Like the Single life . She's still working and 12 years younger.
I have a Bassett hound named Tony , he's a great dog.
I love Ducatis and spend alot of my day thinking about my next ride .
I am very self centered which is not good. I pretty much just want to be left alone. Must be the Depression.
I currently live in South Eastern Ohio
I am a current full-time college student working towards degrees in Accounting and Financial Management.
I also work full time as a staff accountant for a Property Management Firm.
I was a factory trained Audi technician for 3.5 years so if you have any questions or problems don't hesitate to ask.
I have no extra accomidations but you can use my garage and my tools if you are in need of them in the Columbus, OH area.
Oh yeah, forgot to mention my company is moving to Jersey so if you know of any accounting/finance jobs let me know.
Like to drink beer and watch sports (Buckeye Football and UFC mostly but love all college and Pro football) Also a season ticket holder for Columbus' Arena team the Destroyers.
Love classic rock and loud music and live for Metallica- Just traveled to Tenn. to see them.
Always willing to head to Southern OH for some really good twisties.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Zealand with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Beautiful women in Italian sportscars often pull over to offer me buckets of shrimp. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...
I live in Prague have an extra room and fridge full of Czech beer.
Quote from: green bastard on June 26, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Zealand with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Beautiful women in Italian sportscars often pull over to offer me buckets of shrimp. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...
I live in Prague have an extra room and fridge full of Czech beer.
Dude you forgot 160 MPH 620 Monster
I was wondering when you were going to show up Randall! ;D
Welcome
Quote from: TiAvenger on June 25, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
Holy shit....... Ive never seen that picture [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2257/2613828773_0fc896eb93.jpg)
Goddamn Rum.
Whoda thunk that Pringles and Fuji water could make him smile like that ;D ;D [cheeky]
I have too many vehicles that don't run.......
I sell industrial packaging machines and materials.
I have a shop and tools and am glad to help fellow riders (even Harley riders [laugh])
I feel self conscious starting so many sentences with "I"
I just got a new house, so Ive got room for stranded, or just dropping in, travelers.
I am one of may on the list of " I'm waiting for a T-shirt from Luca" [cheeky]
If you work for me for a few months, you'll end up owning a Harley ;D ;) [laugh]
Recently finished college (sorta) majoring in structural engineering and will be starting work soon.
Still have to finish my master's project (mitt, mind if I ask you some questions about ANSYS?)
Got a big 1 bdrm apartment with plenty of extra space by South Coast Plaza with a garage that's too small to fit my truck in but plenty big for my bike + a few.
Got a girlfriend that makes some good baked yummies and I guess I could share some... :D
I'm decent at pool and can teach most people the basics and point them in the right direction for intermediate stuff.
I know a decent and cheap lion dance team based out of Central California if you ever need one.
Other than that I'm a young 'un looking to learn more and experience life.
I have done private childcare for 3 years.
I live in Denver and have a couch. ;D
I was an addictions counselour for 6 years in Colorado.
Got my first degree in English Education and am getting a second in Healthcare Management.
I'm an amateur everything and love to give advice. [laugh]
Quote from: metallimonster on June 26, 2008, 01:50:35 PM
I am a current full-time college student working towards degrees in Accounting and Financial Management.
I also work full time as a staff accountant for a Property Management Firm.
I was a factory trained Audi technician for 3.5 years so if you have any questions or problems don't hesitate to ask.
I have no extra accomidations but you can use my garage and my tools if you are in need of them in the Columbus, OH area.
Oh yeah, forgot to mention my company is moving to Jersey so if you know of any accounting/finance jobs let me know.
Like to drink beer and watch sports (Buckeye Football and UFC mostly but love all college and Pro football) Also a season ticket holder for Columbus' Arena team the Destroyers.
Love classic rock and loud music and live for Metallica- Just traveled to Tenn. to see them.
Always willing to head to Southern OH for some really good twisties.
Did you work at MAG ?
Quote from: green bastard on June 26, 2008, 02:14:03 PM
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Zealand with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Beautiful women in Italian sportscars often pull over to offer me buckets of shrimp. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...
I live in Prague have an extra room and fridge full of Czech beer.
Has anyone approached you yet for the rights to make a movie of your life ?
I'm fat.
I'm lazy.
I'm a chain smoker.
My cupboards are full of processed food, and the beer in my fridge is 2 years old.
Now for the good:
I can fix most anything... not out of skill, but out of necessity. I'm a cheap ass.
I rarely have less than 2000 rounds of ammo on hand and ready to fire. (perfect for those noisy neighbors)
I have a spare bedroom... with a bed.
My garage has room for multiple bikes, and I have plenty of tools.
I have a trailer at the ready to pick up stranded motorcycles.
Oh yeah, I'm in Fargo, ND.
Which means none of you will ever need my assistance. :P
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on June 26, 2008, 08:45:03 PMOh yeah, I'm in Fargo, ND.
Which means none of you will ever need my assistance. :P
Depends... Got a wood chipper?
No, but I have access to one.
[evil]
Got something you need to get rid of?
I have a pretty good knowledge of Air Force Munitions, but hopefully none of you need to know anything.
I live in the Cotswolds of England. I'm an hour from Bath, Oxford, Bristol, and Gloucester/Cheltenham, and 2 hours from London, Birmingham, and Manchester/Liverpool/Blackpool.
I can get you a room on base if you let me know in advance...
If you need something English/Welsh/Scotch/Irish, I'll try and get it for you.
I have AB+ blood, which is apparently hella rare, but the mad-cow disease risk is on you.
Other than that, i have a smart-ass mouth, but a friendly disposition. If you need something, I will do my DAMNDEST to help you out.
I'm in NH...
I paint stuff...
plenty of space...
like to ride...
all are welcome...
I don't have blood...
I run antifreeze. ;)
I'm in Denver, CO.
I work for an automotive manufacturer as a District Sales Manager.
Plenty of space for people to crash.
That is all.
Live in Erie PA
Ride a 675 on the street and on the track.
I have a spare room for you, and I can fit about 30 bikes in my garage.
I have a tire machine, so when IZ comes over, I can take out the nail and plug the leak.
I have a TIG welder, and I think Im pretty good with it. I don't weld razor blades or aluminum cans together because I can't. The machine won't go that low [laugh]
I can fix pretty much anything and get you back on the road.
I hate changing tires with tubes in them, so leave those at home [laugh]