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Title: My wifes husband is a dumbass.
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2012, 05:22:16 PM
I cant add.
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Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 29, 2012, 05:26:17 PM
is this michelle posting under joel's account?

:D





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Post by: Speedbag on June 29, 2012, 05:27:09 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2012, 05:45:27 PM
Tomorrow we will officially be married for five years. I bought traditional six year gifts.
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Post by: Speedbag on June 29, 2012, 06:18:22 PM
 ;D

I'm half in the bag right now, and apparently way more smarterer.
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Post by: sugarcrook on June 29, 2012, 06:25:39 PM
So saying 5 years seemed like 6 isn't a good idea?

Women are confusing.
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Post by: Slide Panda on June 29, 2012, 06:46:07 PM
That's not dumb - that's proactive  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: My wifes husband is a dumbass.
Post by: Grampa on June 29, 2012, 07:03:51 PM
I knew we were married in 07.... and I didn't forget the date... I just had it in my head that is was six years.
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Post by: Howie on June 29, 2012, 11:20:31 PM
Since I rarely remember my own birthday I get away with stuff like that.
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Post by: ducpainter on June 30, 2012, 03:27:01 AM
I'd take credit for remembering and move on. ;)
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Post by: Ddan on June 30, 2012, 05:43:41 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 30, 2012, 03:27:01 AM
I'd take credit for remembering and move on. ;)
+ 11tybillion
Title: Re: My wifes husband is a dumbass.
Post by: Grampa on June 30, 2012, 05:52:34 AM
Cue Fred and Barney.


Well.... 5 years ago today... She said "I do", I said " you better" you guys gave us a monster... and life has gotten better every day since.



Eep op ork ah ah sweetie pie.
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Post by: ducpainter on June 30, 2012, 05:54:55 AM
Happy Anniversary kids. ;D
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Post by: BerettaMato on June 30, 2012, 06:04:21 AM
Hope you two grow stronger, and happier every year.
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Post by: LMT on June 30, 2012, 07:32:45 AM
 [clap]  here's to many more!
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Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 30, 2012, 08:29:38 AM
Flintstones - Happy Anniversary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knp9-GY6fHE#)


;D



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Post by: cokey on June 30, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
Where is the list of traditional anniversary gifts you speak of?  Our 2nd is coming up in aug..
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Post by: Speedbag on June 30, 2012, 01:38:58 PM
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Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 30, 2012, 02:31:47 PM
Congrats!

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Post by: DarkMonster620 on June 30, 2012, 05:19:46 PM
Happy Anniversary !!!
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Post by: RAT900 on June 30, 2012, 11:05:19 PM
Happy Anniversary!!....5 years, 7 years....what's the difference if ya'll are happy together



or as I said once when the filters weren't operating right:

wife: Do you realize we have made it 15 years?

the idiot: really? I thought it was much longer      ;D
Title: Re: My wifes husband is a dumbass.
Post by: herm on July 01, 2012, 04:32:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 30, 2012, 03:27:01 AM
I'd take credit for remembering and move on. ;)

we need a "Like" button around here...except in stead of saying "like",...it should just be "+1" in a little button
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Post by: lilysmama on July 01, 2012, 08:50:10 PM
Yes, I am.
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Post by: Stella on July 01, 2012, 09:31:38 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 30, 2012, 11:05:19 PM
Happy Anniversary!!....5 years, 7 years....what's the difference if ya'll are happy together

^   this.

Quote from: lilysmama on July 01, 2012, 08:50:10 PM
Yes, I am.

Happy anniversary you two!    [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: My wifes husband is a dumbass.
Post by: yamifixer on July 02, 2012, 09:35:23 AM
that is exactly why I got married in a year that end in a zero. 2012 minus 1990= 22 years. so easy even I can do it.

Wait I've been married 22 years? how did that happen, guess I need to get a 22nd year gift. what ever that is.

(congrats on 5 or 6)
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Post by: Scooter Montgomery on July 03, 2012, 06:52:54 AM
Just say "Lets not get divorced this year, I bought you a sweet gift for next year already and it would be a shame to waste it."  ;D
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Post by: VisceralReaction on July 03, 2012, 09:50:25 AM
Hahaha Congrats to you both. It really warms my heart to see you both happy together.  [clap]  [beer]