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so i was flowing with the traffic and staying out of blind spots, and i noticed the fuzz on the embankment and before i knew it, i got tagged.... OMG plus it was uber hot outside in my gear... first thing he asks is, "are you in a hurry?" well im trying to get out of this ridiculous heat, but i told him i was going with teh flow of traffic... tagged me doing 72 in a 55... GRRRRR  [drink]

last time I was asked by a county sheriff whether I was in a hurry, I asked him whether the county was short on money. He didn't laugh. Neither did I when he handed me a five hundred and fifty dollar ticket. It was a good thing I'm a defense attorney and was able to take care of it myself.

I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune.

$550??  make the beast with two backs Me Dead  :o :o

God bless the LEO's.  ;D

Have I told the story here about the time I called a cop "sir" about 20 times during a traffic stop, only to later find out it was a WOMAN?

DA was happy to make it go away with a no points violation due to the "misunderstanding" but I think she was STILL PISSED SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS...

well.... there's no future in this thread.


 [popcorn]

There, fixed it for ya.  :D [cheeky]

 [laugh]

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Something obviously went wrong if you were lane splitting... the copper was on the side of the road....and you got nabbed for speeding... ;D ;D

That sucks man.  Here, if you're doing less than 80 on the freeway you're getting passed by everyone.

but come on! its soooooo hard to do the speed limit on this thing!

Nice one.  [laugh]  Since my wife is an OB/Gyn I have learned not to ask anyone when their baby is due no matter how pregnant they look.  It only took a few years of embarrassing episodes.  Now I'm teaching my kids not to ask. 

Also when you see two woman together with a baby do not assume that one of the women is the grandmother. That is a sure fire way to piss off an older sister.  Don't ask me how I know.   

55 mph limit?  was that the superslab or something else?

well yea it was a 3 lane slab, but most of the slabs in my area are 60mph except for this 4 mile stretch

friend of mine always says, think about all the times when you were speeding and they did not stop you. on the average, you are still ahead probably...

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Cheers,
Adam

what, no star trek animgif?

I find that image accurately reflects my urban, street essence  ;D

Cheers,
Adam

^ [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

What I meant was....


How 'da hell did the fuzz catch you ?


There's a chippie thats around the 605/60 here in SoCal that I have a certain feeling has a hankering to snatch me up!!!  I've seen him try to hustle and finish his cite while eyeballin' me and getting anxious


He's in for a suprise  [Dolph]


I keed.... Of course ima law obiding citizen [leo]

^^ This.

Just take the medicine when you caught playing naughty people... and chalk it up  ;)

Hmmm  ???

 ;D