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Title: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: T on June 29, 2008, 05:22:47 PM
Man---- is Sam Elliotish. Known to give the hairy eyeball.  Cantankerous in nature. Chain smokes non filters.Worn in spots --kinda like the velveteen rabbit. Lovable.  If your nice he will paint your bike. I don't have a bike so I don't need that service. Fairly enjoyable. The kittens are really cute.

The kittens are cute.

[evil]
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Rev. Millertime on June 29, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: t.here on June 29, 2008, 05:22:47 PM
Man---- is Sam Elliotish. Known to give the hairy eyeball.  Cantankerous in nature. Chain smokes non filters.Worn in spots --kinda like the velveteen rabbit. Lovable.  If your nice he will paint your bike. I don't have a bike so I don't need that service. Fairly enjoyable. The kittens are really cute.

The kittens are cute.

[evil]


Bwahahahaha.

What did he do this time?
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: ducpainter on June 29, 2008, 06:23:48 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on June 29, 2008, 05:24:46 PM

Bwahahahaha.

What did he do this time?
nuthin' ;D
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Howie on June 29, 2008, 07:25:31 PM
You musta did sumptin ;D

T, we'll take him if we have to.  Maybe he will paint the house [evil]
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Rev. Millertime on June 29, 2008, 07:51:39 PM
Hell's yeah, I could use a maid.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: silentbob on June 29, 2008, 09:34:39 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 29, 2008, 06:23:48 PM
nuthin' ;D

How about I give you two kittens and you paint my gas tank.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Mother on June 30, 2008, 01:45:37 AM
I don't get it

do we bid?

or

is there a buy it now price?
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on June 30, 2008, 03:57:56 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 30, 2008, 01:45:37 AM
I don't get it

do we bid?

or

is there a buy it now price?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

a DP Raffle!

only 2 kittens left huh?
does the taker need to take all 3?
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: ducpainter on June 30, 2008, 03:59:53 AM
Quote from: silentbob on June 29, 2008, 09:34:39 PM
How about I give you two kittens and you paint my gas tank.
I'll take your two kittens...

you take her two kittens...

we can talk about the tank.... ;D
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Mother on June 30, 2008, 04:01:14 AM
 [laugh]

now they are her kittens
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: ducpainter on June 30, 2008, 04:02:56 AM
Quote from: Mother on June 30, 2008, 04:01:14 AM
[laugh]

now they are her kittens
They must be...

It's her cat.   ;)
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Grampa on June 30, 2008, 07:56:15 AM
can ya fed ex the kitties?


[laugh]
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on June 30, 2008, 09:13:02 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 30, 2008, 07:56:15 AM
can ya fed ex the kitties?


[laugh]

handoffs must be made in person, you know the rules  :P
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Grampa on June 30, 2008, 09:15:48 AM
that only works with toasters
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: silentbob on June 30, 2008, 10:02:35 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 30, 2008, 09:15:48 AM
that only works with toasters

Come down to Coronado.  It's much cooler and you can take as many kittnes as you want.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Grio on June 30, 2008, 11:38:55 AM
Ahhhhh, shoot....
I thought there might actually be a man availible. :(
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: silentbob on June 30, 2008, 12:38:46 PM
Quote from: Grio Gris on June 30, 2008, 11:38:55 AM
Ahhhhh, shoot....
I thought there might actually be a man availible. :(

I'm available and I have kittens.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Grio on June 30, 2008, 12:57:42 PM
Winky to you then...  ;)
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Ddan on June 30, 2008, 02:10:25 PM
I'll try and keep him out of your hair T.     










And no, I don't want kittens.    [laugh]
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: T on June 30, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
Quote from: howie on June 29, 2008, 07:25:31 PM

T, we'll take him if we have to.  Maybe he will paint the house [evil]

What is this house painting? Do people paint their houses ... interesting :)
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on June 30, 2008, 03:24:12 PM
Quote from: t.here on June 30, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
What is this house painting? Do people paint their houses ... interesting :)


only if they want to  ;D
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: herm on June 30, 2008, 07:58:33 PM
i am gonna cheat and skip ahead.........
what happened to number 3? did the fisher get him?
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on June 30, 2008, 08:02:22 PM
Quote from: herm on June 30, 2008, 07:58:33 PM
i am gonna cheat and skip ahead.........
what happened to number 3? did the fisher get him?

:'( don't even think that!!!
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Howie on July 01, 2008, 04:30:58 AM
Quote from: t.here on June 30, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
What is this house painting? Do people paint their houses ... interesting :)


Something you get other folks to do ;D
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: ducpainter on July 01, 2008, 05:44:04 AM
Quote from: herm on June 30, 2008, 07:58:33 PM
i am gonna cheat and skip ahead.........
what happened to number 3? did the fisher get him?
We found homes for two of the kittens.

I guess the cute factor works on 7 year olds. [thumbsup]

Quote from: howie on July 01, 2008, 04:30:58 AM
Something you get other folks to do ;D
'Zactly.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: the_Journeyman on July 01, 2008, 05:45:07 AM
Quote from: howie on July 01, 2008, 04:30:58 AM
Something you get other folks to do ;D

Or have a house made of brick w/ vinyl eave & overhang covering  [thumbsup]

JM
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Monsterlover on July 01, 2008, 07:41:20 PM
Paint is great.

The trouble with paint, though, is that at some point you have to do it again.

I mean, how many weekends must a man give up in his lifetime?!?!

Seriously. . . I love my vinyl siding ;D
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Scottish on July 01, 2008, 08:37:57 PM
Quote from: t.here on June 30, 2008, 03:21:58 PM
What is this house painting? Do people paint their houses ... interesting :)

Can I get it done with a bad ass metal flake? I'm think a classic Roth style flake, with pin-striping.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on July 02, 2008, 03:39:38 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 01, 2008, 05:44:04 AM
We found homes for two of the kittens.

I guess the cute factor works on 7 year olds. [thumbsup]


the cute factor is very powerful, it works on all ages  ;)
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Howie on July 02, 2008, 03:45:09 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on July 01, 2008, 05:45:07 AM
Or have a house made of brick w/ vinyl eave & overhang covering  [thumbsup]

JM



Doesn't help with the interior :'(
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: the_Journeyman on July 02, 2008, 06:07:17 AM
It does cut my work down though.  The 2nd longest wall in my living room is brick w/ the fireplace!

JM
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: KnightofNi on July 02, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 02, 2008, 03:39:38 AM
the cute factor is very powerful, it works on all ages  ;)

my g/f has been trying that angle to get me to say yes to a kitten since we moved in together.

it's not going to work.

there are times when i think it might not be so bad, then i sober up.

i might get a dog someday, but i don't want to deal with a pet.
there is no way i'm getting a cat unless it's a cougar.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: silentbob on July 02, 2008, 07:51:14 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 02, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
my g/f has been trying that angle to get me to say yes to a kitten since we moved in together.

it's not going to work.

there are times when i think it might not be so bad, then i sober up.

i might get a dog someday, but i don't want to deal with a pet.
there is no way i'm getting a cat unless it's a cougar.

If you don't want to deal with a pet then don't get a dog.  They are more responsibility than a child and they NEVER grow up. 
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on July 02, 2008, 08:22:10 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 02, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
my g/f has been trying that angle to get me to say yes to a kitten since we moved in together.

it's not going to work.

there are times when i think it might not be so bad, then i sober up.

i might get a dog someday, but i don't want to deal with a pet.
there is no way i'm getting a cat unless it's a cougar.

we are recently without pets :(
it's kinda nice in a way... but also strange coming home to a empty house.
the cute factor didn't work on my guy either...

a note about kittens...
two will entertain you and each other, they area riot to watch together... they hop!  [laugh]
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Monsterlover on July 02, 2008, 08:32:30 AM
LOL, the hopping is sooo funny!  Especially when they do it sideways, that kills me [laugh]
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: KnightofNi on July 02, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
Quote from: silentbob on July 02, 2008, 07:51:14 AM
If you don't want to deal with a pet then don't get a dog.  They are more responsibility than a child and they NEVER grow up. 

i know dogs. i know cats. we had plenty of each growing up.

i would still rather get a dog.


however, i don't want a pet so it's a moot point.
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: TiNi on July 02, 2008, 09:14:25 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 02, 2008, 08:32:30 AM
LOL, the hopping is sooo funny!  Especially when they do it sideways, that kills me [laugh]

aaaah... the cute factor gotcha!!  ;)
Title: Re: Offer: Man and two kittens
Post by: Monsterlover on July 03, 2008, 08:00:34 AM
Guilty