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Title: Fails on film
Post by: Ducatamount on October 26, 2012, 10:54:15 AM
Idiots on motorbikes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVD9UL3fvAo&feature=g-vrec#)

* No animals were harmed in the filming of this video  
       
      (just idiots)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: akmnstr on October 26, 2012, 11:17:57 AM
 [popcorn] [clap]
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: ItsaDuc on October 26, 2012, 11:37:09 AM
 [laugh]

Some of those made me laugh so hard I missed the next one and had to rewind.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Novelo on October 26, 2012, 01:35:36 PM
There's one where a person on a Monster runs into a gate or wall or something. I have spent many of hours laughing at those fail videos.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Vishwacorp on October 26, 2012, 01:50:58 PM
The impressive stopping distance at 2:00 looks like it COULD be a Monster. Gotta say 3:30 made me laugh the loudest though.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Kopfjager on October 26, 2012, 02:45:43 PM
Quote from: Novelo on October 26, 2012, 01:35:36 PM
There's one where a person on a Monster runs into a gate or wall or something. I have spent many of hours laughing at those fail videos.



http://youtu.be/Bae6eDgTM2E (http://youtu.be/Bae6eDgTM2E)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: 118811 on October 26, 2012, 03:02:34 PM
lol    [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Kopfjager on October 26, 2012, 04:01:35 PM
http://youtu.be/a8LgwL2yaU8 (http://youtu.be/a8LgwL2yaU8)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: bob795 on October 26, 2012, 05:51:36 PM
 [thumbsup] really funny. Great way to start my day
Other than those who apparently shouldn't ride at all, makes me wonder why can't people just ride normally  ;D
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Slide Panda on October 30, 2012, 08:17:32 AM
Eeesh, guy on the 748 didn't give it time enough to warm up nor enough twist.

Last one on the first, guy on the 'busa, mugging for the camera... hubris is more of a pregnant dog than karma.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: jaxduc on October 30, 2012, 09:04:15 AM
biggest question I have is why?
they guy on the monster that runs into the gate?
what was he doing?
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Slide Panda on October 30, 2012, 09:45:49 AM
Been asked before and no one has ever figured out even a good theory
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Slide Panda on October 30, 2012, 10:52:29 AM
Riding skills fail

2011 Harley Davidson Lowside Motorcycle Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxU_lYBHpY#)

- great (arm) form if you've got a groove to follow on the MX track... no so much for pavement.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Kopfjager on October 30, 2012, 04:42:43 PM
Quote from: jaxduc on October 30, 2012, 09:04:15 AM
biggest question I have is why?
they guy on the monster that runs into the gate?
what was he doing?


He forgot his gate key.  :D
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Monsterlover on October 31, 2012, 05:23:25 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 30, 2012, 04:42:43 PM
He forgot his gate key.  :D

[laugh]
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Raux on November 01, 2012, 12:56:16 AM
Quote from: Slide Panda on October 30, 2012, 10:52:29 AM
Riding skills fail

2011 Harley Davidson Lowside Motorcycle Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxU_lYBHpY#)

- great (arm) form if you've got a groove to follow on the MX track... no so much for pavement.

fully think he could have made it had his foot stayed on the platform.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Detroit117 on November 01, 2012, 02:59:17 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 30, 2012, 04:42:43 PM
He forgot his gate key.  :D
Ok, that idea made me laugh way to hard.


Quote from: Slide Panda on October 30, 2012, 10:52:29 AM
Riding skills fail

2011 Harley Davidson Lowside Motorcycle Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxU_lYBHpY#)

- great (arm) form if you've got a groove to follow on the MX track... no so much for pavement.

Quote from: Raux on November 01, 2012, 12:56:16 AM
fully think he could have made it had his foot stayed on the platform.

Thats the problem with baggers, stuff will start scraping way before you run out of tire. You need to work hard and shift your weight around. That way the bike can stay up straighter.

Just glad that guy didn't slide too far with no gear on. He was up on his feet walking away before the crash was over.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Slide Panda on November 01, 2012, 05:25:28 AM
Quote from: Raux on November 01, 2012, 12:56:16 AM
fully think he could have made it had his foot stayed on the platform.
The line he was running would have put him in the dirt before the turn opened sufficiently. And there's not much clear space once you get off the pave there, he'd probably have crashed in one shape or form.

Quote from: Detroit117 on November 01, 2012, 02:59:17 AM
Thats the problem with baggers, stuff will start scraping way before you run out of tire. You need to work hard and shift your weight around. That way the bike can stay up straighter.

Oh he shifted weight... to the 100% wrong side.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: DucNaked on November 01, 2012, 05:26:01 AM
I give this guy a win!  [clap]



Sidecar Lost Tire Win! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wx-s0PJZ7Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: jaxduc on November 01, 2012, 10:37:09 AM
wow WITH a passenger!
this is how Captain Sully rides a bike.
for some reason this made me think of him.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Detroit117 on November 02, 2012, 10:55:25 PM
Quote from: Slide Panda on November 01, 2012, 05:25:28 AM
The line he was running would have put him in the dirt before the turn opened sufficiently. And there's not much clear space once you get off the pave there, he'd probably have crashed in one shape or form.


Oh he shifted weight... to the 100% wrong side.

This guy speaks the truth.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: ducatiz on November 02, 2012, 11:57:48 PM
DEATHGRIP!  ON THE THROTTLE!

[laugh]
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: ducatiz on November 03, 2012, 12:01:50 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 30, 2012, 04:42:43 PM
He forgot his gate key.  :D

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [beer]
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Ducatamount on November 03, 2012, 06:02:30 AM
Bad music warning.  [roll]

Motorcycle Fail Compilation : Funny Fails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3n7FB6tzM#)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Ducatamount on November 03, 2012, 06:13:48 AM
This compilation is better than the last one.

THE BEST MOTORCYCLE FAILS COMPILATION EVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRcrAqQ0zOQ&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: jaxduc on November 03, 2012, 09:53:08 AM
why do they never get old?
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Detroit117 on November 03, 2012, 01:09:34 PM
Feel bad for those motorcycles. Did nothing to deserve what happened to them. The fault lies with the riders.

Content: A Harley that can actually go around a corner. ( also skip to 2:30 for a [laugh])

Jeff Schneider Harley stunt riding & drifting practice session ILLconduct.com funny crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQP9EoV06Tw#)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: ducatiz on November 03, 2012, 02:20:03 PM
GoPro has brought more comedy to our lives than almost anything else.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: jaxduc on November 03, 2012, 05:16:55 PM
Quote from: Detroit117 on November 03, 2012, 01:09:34 PM
also skip to 2:30 for a [laugh])

[laugh] [laugh]
Priceless
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: TBrax on November 04, 2012, 06:58:13 PM
makes me want to do a burnout into a wheelie!
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Slide Panda on November 05, 2012, 08:47:56 AM
Leave it to the pros...

Actually seen a couple HDs at the track. An XR1200 rocking some Ohlins, which kinda made sense. But the other was something from the 90... Guy put on a decent showing.
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: NorDog on November 05, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJXU7EVXs2A
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: Slide Panda on November 05, 2012, 11:49:59 AM
This one starts with the filmer saying 'Don't hit a parked car!' - oh he doesn't

Motorcycle CRASH mix (SUPER!!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4UdrUspFzI#)
Title: Re: Fails on film
Post by: 118811 on November 05, 2012, 01:30:32 PM
LOL....These guy's are just not wired properly to drive a Motocycle!!

That guy on the R1 ( stalling ) finally gets it going then on return forgets to turn & endos into the grass....priceless!!! [evil] [evil] [evil] [laugh]