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Title: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 02, 2008, 01:09:49 AM
I notice a regular prediliction of Monster Optometrists ,  Its just a case of I , I , I or is this just a case of viewing the world through rose coloured glasses.


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: loony888 on July 02, 2008, 01:17:10 AM
err, WTF????



paul.



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 01:20:07 AM
err, WTF????



paul.



I think that hippy talk Paul [laugh]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 02, 2008, 01:22:35 AM
Just seems to be a lot of  eye eye eye ( I, I , I ) on this site, and guess what  I have got, or done, or am getting, or have done. It aint no hippy talk


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: loony888 on July 02, 2008, 01:24:28 AM
well if it ain't english i don't understand it, so in the words of cartman, "it's all a bunch of tree huggin hippie crap!"


paul.



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 02, 2008, 01:27:25 AM
It aint about tree huggers its about optometrists, who just go on and on in post after post about themselves, what they have got, what they are doing, what they are going to do, what they are going to get  ( why dont we draw that one out and get the best mileage) WANKERS


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: mattyvas on July 02, 2008, 01:39:16 AM
Just a repeat WTF.......


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 01:40:27 AM
Just a repeat WTF.......

I think some ones feeling left out matty :'(


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Jukie on July 02, 2008, 01:40:45 AM
what do you think forum are for you tool ???


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Big T on July 02, 2008, 01:43:30 AM
"I" agree with Jukie...
"I" too say WTF?...
"I" smell a troll.....
"I" think your in the wrong forum dude. Try DML....
"I" shall retire now....
"I" bid you all well......


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: bigiain on July 02, 2008, 01:46:08 AM
It aint about tree huggers its about optometrists, who just go on and on in post after post about themselves, what they have got, what they are doing, what they are going to do, what they are going to get  ( why dont we draw that one out and get the best mileage) WANKERS

Feel free to find some other forum where the mastabatory predilections of the members are more inline with your own brand of Onanism. I find it hard to understand quite why you feel the need to post here if you don't like the tone...

big


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 01:51:14 AM
Feel free to find some other forum where the mastabatory predilections of the members are more inline with your own brand of Onanism. I find it hard to understand quite why you feel the need to post here if you don't like the tone...

big

Yeh what Bigiain said (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/moon.gif)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Jukie on July 02, 2008, 01:55:09 AM
now i know why they call you BIG, love your BIG Words.  :-*

Tool, I would encourage your withdrawal before Big wields the mod stick.

hit him Big, Hit him and finish him off


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: bazz20 on July 02, 2008, 02:03:15 AM
I notice a regular prediliction of Monster Optometrists ,  Its just a case of I , I , I or is this just a case of viewing the world through rose coloured glasses.
you must have 2 tools you couldent be that silly just playing one and theres no i in that its all about you [bang]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Super T.I.B on July 02, 2008, 02:07:00 AM
Tool, eh.

The name fits, you're a tool.

(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/jackoff.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-adult-smileys.php)

 [roll]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Spider on July 02, 2008, 02:10:25 AM
who the hell was I meant to talk about?

anyway - read my ride report - I even invented 2 riding buddies so it would be less "I".

did you mean to be 'Tool' or 'Trool'


BigIain - I just wish you'd talk about yourself more mate, you should write more stories!



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Super T.I.B on July 02, 2008, 02:13:34 AM
who the hell was I meant to talk about?

anyway - read my ride report - I even invented 2 riding buddies so it would be less "I".

did you mean to be 'Tool' or 'Trool'


BigIain - I just wish you'd talk about yourself more mate, you should write more stories!



What are you talking about Spider?

What ride report?


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: bazz20 on July 02, 2008, 02:19:32 AM
What are you talking about Spider?

What ride report?
i have know idea , i havent had the little girl out for nearly a month now theres bloody snow every where and i think its to cold  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: DosVerde on July 02, 2008, 02:23:34 AM
If you're going to use big words you should at least spell them correctly: predilection not prediliction.

OK, so how do you propose we talk about stuff if we don't talk about ourselves. You couldn't even do it in this post, you talk about how "i noticed..." . Maybe you're proud of your noticing. Good for you. I like observant people.


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Spider on July 02, 2008, 02:36:15 AM
What are you talking about Spider?

What ride report?

In the [Melb] ride thread, it was a bit introspective - so I invented friends!

Bazz - I don't understand living in such climates - aren't the women nasty when it gets cold? I've always found women to be magnificent people - as long as they are warm and well fed!

cheers to all the real, contributing members of the board! (no tools allowed?)

Spider


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Jukie on July 02, 2008, 02:39:20 AM
Spider i don't mind being cold as long as i have a hot guy to snuggle up too [cheeky]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 02:40:58 AM
Spider i don't mind being cold as long as i have a hot guy to snuggle up too [cheeky]

Huhmmmm(http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/evil.gif)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Jukie on July 02, 2008, 02:42:47 AM
looks like i found one  ;)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: DUCMONROB on July 02, 2008, 02:51:15 AM
Back to the subject


I CAN SEE FINE WHITHOUT GLASSES! ;D
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Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 02:56:19 AM
Back to the subject


I CAN SEE FINE WHITHOUT GLASSES! ;D
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Nah man tools right its different with colored glasses and a hooch stick  (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/smoke.gif)

Yeh man i can see it now (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/duh.gif)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: bazz20 on July 02, 2008, 03:02:45 AM
In the [Melb] ride thread, it was a bit introspective - so I invented friends!

Bazz - I don't understand living in such climates - aren't the women nasty when it gets cold? I've always found women to be magnificent people - as long as they are warm and well fed!

cheers to all the real, contributing members of the board! (no tools allowed?)

Spider
well i choose to live in a cold climate cause no one else wants to so it dosent get over populated , i dont like the city , and the best part is you get to cuddle up at knight in front of the fire  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Jukie on July 02, 2008, 03:05:14 AM
sounds like a great idea hhmmm nice warm fire


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: DUCMONROB on July 02, 2008, 03:06:23 AM
Nah man tools right its different with colored glasses and a hooch stick  (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/smoke.gif)

Yeh man i can see it now (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/duh.gif)

Yea got ya Vince......The hooch [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky] [cheeky].



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: roy-nexus-6 on July 02, 2008, 04:25:13 AM
I notice a regular prediliction of Monster Optometrists ,  Its just a case of I , I , I or is this just a case of viewing the world through rose coloured glasses.

Try asking a question in tech. People here will go out of their way to help you, a stranger they will never meet.

I can't say I've seen anyone ever brag 'I just spent $X on this item.' But if you ask for help, people will tell you where to get the best deals on stuff... or teach you how to do things so you don't spend much money at all.

You might also be confusing passion for vanity. People often spend a lot of time modding their bikes - but it's not just so they can show them off down at some cafe: I think you'll find the people who spend the most time modding also spend enormous amounts of time riding. Ducati started the ball rolling with the 'naked' Monster.. and a lot of people like to extend upon that, take it even further, strip their bikes down to the quintessential motorcycle - engine, tank, seat, wheels.

And if that sounds like crap, well,.. EVERY major bike manufacturer has embraced that vision too.

Cheers  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 02, 2008, 04:48:36 AM
Thank yoy for your wonderful responses, I value the tech info, just sick to death of people dragging out the " I have got something coming, guess what it is harr harr type comments"  think the rest of the posts are quite interesting. 


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Big T on July 02, 2008, 04:52:56 AM
just sick to death of people dragging out the " I have got something coming, guess what it is harr harr type comments"  think the rest of the posts are quite interesting. 

"I" am guilty as charged your honor... See my "Saddle Box Seat" thread...... So spank me....  [laugh]  [laugh]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: bazz20 on July 02, 2008, 05:11:43 AM
Thank yoy for your wonderful responses, I value the tech info, just sick to death of people dragging out the " I have got something coming, guess what it is harr harr type comments"  think the rest of the posts are quite interesting. 
well i no im an  old fart not that educated but have a passion for fine bikes and firearms so if some one gets something for there bike that i havent see or heard of i like it to be posted so some of us that dont get the chance to see things CAN, and as far as bragging goes just have a look at some of the bikes on here i would be bragging too, a lot of people have spent a lot of money and time and are proud of what they have achieved and if you dont like it here sorry we are not going to change  [laugh]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: tricolore on July 02, 2008, 05:48:31 AM
I have a skin full after watching the S.O.O and pissed off that Qld won, so to sit here and see the shite that this "Tool" has wheeled out has really got my back up. Its simple, If you don't like it F___U___C___K___ off! Do you even ride a monster you fkn inbred?


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 02:13:39 PM
I have a skin full after watching the S.O.O and pissed off that Qld won, so to sit here and see the shite that this "Tool" has wheeled out has really got my back up. Its simple, If you don't like it F___U___C___K___ off! Do you even ride a monster you fkn inbred?

well i no im an  old fart not that educated but have a passion for fine bikes and firearms so if some one gets something for there bike that i havent see or heard of i like it to be posted so some of us that dont get the chance to see things CAN, and as far as bragging goes just have a look at some of the bikes on here i would be bragging too, a lot of people have spent a lot of money and time and are proud of what they have achieved and if you dont like it here sorry we are not going to change  [laugh]

Yeh What they said (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/finger.gif)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 02, 2008, 02:25:01 PM
Thank yoy for your wonderful responses, I value the tech info, just sick to death of people dragging out the " I have got something coming, guess what it is harr harr type comments"  think the rest of the posts are quite interesting. 

Hey Tool your drivel is boring us  (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/bla.gif)

What you got coming ???
When's it get here  ???
What you got  ???
Show us your ride  ???
How much you pay ???
Were's you vid  ???
How much you bench press  ???
How bigs Your D*#K  ???


In any case if your thinking you have the goods, Here is one of our unluckiest members  (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2563158556_c84225164c_m.jpg)

Join in or F*#K off (http://www.1098-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/gtfout.gif)



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: dragonworld. on July 02, 2008, 03:59:20 PM
Hmmmm "Tool" Is that as in  "Playing with it"??  ???

Umm or maybe "Doesnt have one"???  :(

Or even "Thats where the brain is located"??? [thumbsup]

Whatever, but WTF are you ingesting???? :o

Just remember........... if you dont stop you WILL go blind!!!! [puke]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Super T.I.B on July 02, 2008, 04:01:39 PM
I have a skin full after watching the S.O.O and pissed off that Qld won, so to sit here and see the shite that this "Tool" has wheeled out has really got my back up. Its simple, If you don't like it F___U___C___K___ off! Do you even ride a monster you fkn inbred?

GO QUEENSLAND!!!


(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animals/animal0040.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-adult-smileys.php)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Big T on July 02, 2008, 05:43:01 PM
And this is when I'm soft............  :P

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2563158556_c84225164c_m.jpg)



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: loony888 on July 02, 2008, 11:26:33 PM
sounds like a wind up don't you think people?
really! would someone _actually_ call themselves TOOL then proceed to act like one with no provocation (a big word for ian ;D). i'm now out of big words so i'll keep it simple,
just make the beast with two backs off dickhead!!! you're obviously out of your depth and not welcome! piss off back to the DML.there, that should do it. [thumbsup]


paul.
i need a drink! [drink]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: brimo on July 02, 2008, 11:41:22 PM
yep a wind up, what used to be called in the olden days a "troll" just someone shit stirring to get a reaction, worked too, by the look of it... ;)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: BadBoyBubby on July 03, 2008, 12:39:43 AM
There are two obvious explanations.

Either Tool is a forum troll simply being malicious and provocative for simple-minded, juvenile self-gratification, or his/her comment is serious. If it is the former, then the advice already given by others ought to be heeded. He/she should grow up.

If, however, it is the latter, then I offer the following advice.

To come on to a community forum like the DMF and post what Tool did, there must have been a strong motive. The things that motivate people to put themselves up for ridicule, abuse and humiliation are usually to do with their own feelings of inadequacy, or perverse need for gratification which has gone unfulfilled in other areas of their lives. They need to consider what it is that is missing from their life that prompts them to humiliate and embarrass themselves in this way simply to gain attention.

They should think hard. Because, if life, for them, is a series of such experiences, chances are that they suffer from a significant personality disorder, and need to seek help from a suitably qualified mental health professional.

These are the people that end up making very unpleasant headlines.


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 03, 2008, 04:12:00 AM
Luv it, lots of typing=  so much fun, you must have all enjoyed it.  Guess what  I have ordered, a new bike, I am not going to say what it is , I am just going to leave clues, so that you can all guess what it is.  this will stroke my ego, its red, its got saddle bags and the postman rides one,   I reckon I get about 50 posts asking me questions about what it is which will really get me off.   I have paid the deposit but it will take 9 months to get her. ?
Mystery, Intrigue????,  I think we need 50 posts about what I am getting to add to the mYstiqe.  Its onty the internet after all. Tooooooool


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Jukie on July 03, 2008, 04:13:20 AM
go home troll to which you came from


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: DosVerde on July 03, 2008, 04:23:46 AM
Is it a Malvern Star?

Sorry its feeding time.....


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: BadBoyBubby on July 03, 2008, 01:41:09 PM
That pretty much clears it up.


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: monstermick58 on July 06, 2008, 11:01:11 PM
Tool is right

You guys are ALL wrong....


BASTIDS

















                                      Mmick  ;)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 09, 2008, 01:59:55 AM
Yep,  but no-one has guessed what it is do I have to go on and on about what it is, and when I will get it. so that I can draw attention to myself - OR HAS THAT ALREADY BEE DONE??


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: bazz20 on July 09, 2008, 02:10:12 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2230/2652641326_6b9afab02b_o.jpg)


DONT FEED THE TROLL [bang]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: dragonworld. on July 09, 2008, 03:33:29 AM
RUN FER YER LIVES!! THE SPANNER IS BACK!!! [roll] [puke]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 10, 2008, 02:14:32 AM
okay then guysl I have placed an order for a really special bike, it is red, it sounds really good, you might even want to post pictures of what it is, you might even want to post some sound files,  what ever you post will stroke my ego to the point that I will even post all sorts of suggstions as to what it is that I am proposing to buy---but I will give in and roll over- and admit it is a Desmodesic- CT110  okay you will work out I am a total wanker- but by this time I will have gathered a group of dedicated followers.  TOOL the advocate of truth


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Spider on July 10, 2008, 02:35:41 AM
Tool, you are good!

at least I get a bit of a laugh....

wouldn't be surprised if you were the alter-ego of a 'regular' poster on the site.

see you on the D16!

Spider


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: DosVerde on July 10, 2008, 02:55:26 AM
Hiya Tool,

I found a pic of ya on yer new boike....

(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll194/dosverde/bike-nerd.jpg)

 ;D


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Big T on July 10, 2008, 04:03:25 AM
okay then guysl I have placed an order for a really special bike, it is red, it sounds really good, you might even want to post pictures of what it is, you might even want to post some sound files,  what ever you post will stroke my ego to the point that I will even post all sorts of suggstions as to what it is that I am proposing to buy---but I will give in and roll over- and admit it is a Desmodesic- CT110  okay you will work out I am a total wanker- but by this time I will have gathered a group of dedicated followers.  TOOL the advocate of truth

Call 911....  [leo]

Tool that's 6 "I"s.....  [roll]

One believes that the "I" infection has set in.....  :o

You have been infected by your won curse...  [bang]  [bang]

And not one "I" used by me.....

An antidote is available.....

It comes in a little red bottle.....  [wine]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 10, 2008, 05:54:21 PM
okay then guysl I have placed an order for a really special bike, it is red, it sounds really good, you might even want to post pictures of what it is, you might even want to post some sound files,  what ever you post will stroke my ego to the point that I will even post all sorts of suggstions as to what it is that I am proposing to buy---but I will give in and roll over- and admit it is a Desmodesic- CT110  okay you will work out I am a total wanker- but by this time I will have gathered a group of dedicated followers.  TOOL the advocate of truth

You have chosen Dockstrada as an avenue for your entertainment this is quite clear .you will certainly be entertained by his life’s experiences. yet, I personally think jealousy is more your fuel .keep it up he loves the attention.

Wait till you see what he just ordered.


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 11, 2008, 01:48:25 AM
You have chosen Dockstrada as an avenue for your entertainment this is quite clear .you will certainly be entertained by his life’s experiences. yet, I personally think jealousy is more your fuel .keep it up he loves the attention.

Wait till you see what he just ordered.

Oh Dockstrada, how very dare you! how egotistical can you be to think you are an avenue of entertainement ( no, this is not an invitation for you all to discuss what sort of avenue the venerable Dockstrada is)  I do have to admit however, that your life experiences dont really entertain me, however, you just go on and have them.  " I personally" well that may explain something,  " I" would have done. ( I, I, I )   Jealousy, well I just dont know about that.  In respect to fuel - is jealousy cheaper than unleaded? If so can I order a barrel.  Keep what up, and where.  "loves the attention" well hello - look back through the posts, you didnt need to include that, that is apparent at log on time.

Who gives an absolutely flying F*&K what he ordered, as long as he doesnt have to go on an on about, with post after post of " look at me boys" guess what I have done.

Other than that the weather has been good, have been for a ride with people who are pretty laid back and they just " run what they brung" you know, real riders.


Tool


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 11, 2008, 02:33:04 AM
Oh Dockstrada, how very dare you! how egotistical can you be to think you are an avenue of entertainement ( no, this is not an invitation for you all to discuss what sort of avenue the venerable Dockstrada is)  I do have to admit however, that your life experiences dont really entertain me, however, you just go on and have them.  " I personally" well that may explain something,  " I" would have done. ( I, I, I )   Jealousy, well I just dont know about that.  In respect to fuel - is jealousy cheaper than unleaded? If so can I order a barrel.  Keep what up, and where.  "loves the attention" well hello - look back through the posts, you didnt need to include that, that is apparent at log on time.

Who gives an absolutely flying F*&K what he ordered, as long as he doesnt have to go on an on about, with post after post of " look at me boys" guess what I have done.

Other than that the weather has been good, have been for a ride with people who are pretty laid back and they just " run what they brung" you know, real riders.


Tool


The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Big T on July 11, 2008, 04:33:56 AM
Oh Dockstrada, how very dare you! how egotistical can you be to think you are an avenue of entertainement ( no, this is not an invitation for you all to discuss what sort of avenue the venerable Dockstrada is)  I do have to admit however, that your life experiences dont really entertain me, however, you just go on and have them.  " I personally" well that may explain something,  " I" would have done. ( I, I, I )   Jealousy, well I just dont know about that.  In respect to fuel - is jealousy cheaper than unleaded? If so can I order a barrel.  Keep what up, and where.  "loves the attention" well hello - look back through the posts, you didnt need to include that, that is apparent at log on time.
Who gives an absolutely flying F*&K what he ordered, as long as he doesnt have to go on an on about, with post after post of " look at me boys" guess what I have done.
Other than that the weather has been good, have been for a ride with people who are pretty laid back and they just " run what they brung" you know, real riders.
Tool

Yawn.... Did somebody say something?????????

NNnnaaaa just the wind......  8)


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: The Don on July 11, 2008, 02:17:34 PM
Tool, you are good!

at least I get a bit of a laugh....

wouldn't be surprised if you were the alter-ego of a 'regular' poster on the site.

see you on the D16!

Spider

+1, Who is this masked man. lol


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 11, 2008, 04:14:03 PM
Tool, you are good!

at least I get a bit of a laugh....

wouldn't be surprised if you were the alter-ego of a 'regular' poster on the site.

see you on the D16!

Spider

+1, Who is this masked man. lol


Don, how nice to see you that you are receiving some merriment from our recent correspondence.  Such a colourful collection of discussion to be treasured.  One would however like to bring to your attention that there is no need for any alter-egos on the forum.  It is afterall, as pointed out by Jukie in one of her earlier responses, a forum and that's what they are for.  Of course there are some egos that are so large that there would hardly be any room for the an alter-ego.

You may have noticed that one recent post has introduced a new concept to our correspondence, and that is the talking about oneself in the third person. 

It may be considered that the "Optometrist" post is in its dying days. How sad, never mind.  The advent of the third person speech is likely to spawn a completely new post.  It may be the "He He" post, or may be the
 " He, Haw, He Haw, He Halways Calls me that " post.

It is with greatest fondness that we are able to read that you and Spider are enjoying this post.

To those who have not enjoyed the correspondence - he, (not I) was just taking the piiiiissssssssss!!!

He He He - Tool



 


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 11, 2008, 05:01:31 PM
And as you can see we are  all normal  here Tool  [thumbsup]

Just for you

The Tool he drivelled and waffled along.
Dockstrada is thinking is this gona take long ?

A yawn and a nod dock’s weak at the knees.
With the snap of a throttle he pushing out Z’s.

The Tool he waffled, Dock how bad are you
While the dock was dreaming of his days in lue.

The time that he spent in the hill at the pass.
With Big Al and Matty gee that was class.

There were Big T and Robo and tricolor to.
Those were the days they certainly flew .

On went the Tool and vented his heart.
When suddenly Dockstrada lets rip a big fart.

He suddenly awakes and every thing‘s clear.
It was the chicken tandoori and the two jugs of beer.

Our passion at heart is why we are here.
We take pleasure and pride in showing our gear.

For some these are thoughts they cant understand.
They just waffle on like a dud rock band .

We will do what we do and what ever our like’s.
The Oz Monster forum its about Bling and our Bikes.

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: The Don on July 11, 2008, 09:09:17 PM
taking the piss is the aussie way, a bit of a laugh and as long as it doesnt get too serious its all good


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Spider on July 11, 2008, 10:33:41 PM
good point Don...

Tool, we know what you don't like about the Ozmonsters....tell us a bit about what you do like? where you from, what you ride, what your favorite (if you have one) part of the forum is?

Let's get to know the real Tool!


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: loony888 on July 12, 2008, 02:33:34 AM
good point Don...

Tool, we know what you don't like about the Ozmonsters....tell us a bit about what you do like? where you from, what you ride, what your favorite (if you have one) part of the forum is?

Let's get to know the real Tool!


i'm betting we already know the real tool, anything contrary is likely to be a facade i'm guessing.


paul.



Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Tool on July 12, 2008, 11:15:29 PM
And as you can see we are  all normal  here Tool  [thumbsup]

Just for you

The Tool he drivelled and waffled along.
Dockstrada is thinking is this gona take long ?

A yawn and a nod dock’s weak at the knees.
With the snap of a throttle he pushing out Z’s.

The Tool he waffled, Dock how bad are you
While the dock was dreaming of his days in lue.

The time that he spent in the hill at the pass.
With Big Al and Matty gee that was class.

There were Big T and Robo and tricolor to.
Those were the days they certainly flew .

On went the Tool and vented his heart.
When suddenly Dockstrada lets rip a big fart.

He suddenly awakes and every thing‘s clear.
It was the chicken tandoori and the two jugs of beer.

Our passion at heart is why we are here.
We take pleasure and pride in showing our gear.

For some these are thoughts they cant understand.
They just waffle on like a dud rock band .

We will do what we do and what ever our like’s.
The Oz Monster forum its about Bling and our Bikes.

 [thumbsup]





The key to remembering when to use too instead of to is the extra "o" in too.

The word "too" is used when you're referring to an extra or excessive amount of something. For instance:


I'm too tired to do another math problem.
I've eaten too many blueberries and I'm feeling sick.
I'm coming to your party too.
I think the school day starts too early.
If you are already in the habit of mixing to and too, it will take a little practice to correct yourself. They key is to stop and make a conscious decision each time you start to write the word "to."

I beleive the "lue" you speak of should be "lieu"

I am sick of this now - but I like blueberries.

How about a "third person" post. 


Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Six95 on July 12, 2008, 11:41:07 PM
Go easy on the torque wrench


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Title: Re: Monster Optometrists
Post by: Dockstrada on July 13, 2008, 12:05:50 AM



The key to remembering when to use too instead of to is the extra "o" in too.

The word "too" is used when you're referring to an extra or excessive amount of something. For instance:


I'm too tired to do another math problem.
I've eaten too many blueberries and I'm feeling sick.
I'm coming to your party too.
I think the school day starts too early.
If you are already in the habit of mixing to and too, it will take a little practice to correct yourself. They key is to stop and make a conscious decision each time you start to write the word "to."

I beleive the "lue" you speak of should be "lieu"

I am sick of this now - but I like blueberries.

How about a "third person" post. 

Tool you are a product , we could all learn allot from your posting.

My vocabulary is of no importance as it is sufficient to maintain my life style.

If a third person post brings the attention that your ego requires to stay alive on this forum why not.  [thumbsup]




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