OMFG
I AM SO BORED
[bang]
Ummmm, so go to bed or something...
Quote from: NAKID on July 03, 2008, 01:46:46 AM
Ummmm, so go to bed or something...
I work night man
I'm up
The bike has the shagged rear from Ouray on it still and the clutch is shot
The Jeep is too expensive to wheel anymore
I'm out of ammo
and we just had our 2 obligatory calls for the night
BORED
Wow man, that really sux. Don't you guys have a video game system in the house?
Well, I'm off to bed man. Hope you get over your boredom!
Quote from: Mother on July 03, 2008, 01:45:11 AM
OMFG
I AM SO BORED
[bang]
Dude... I am bored. It's gonna be 5 weeks since I was run over/off the bike, and I'm still at home on sick leave.
There's only so much on the internet. :-\
Paint your toenails Mother ;D
Quote from: NuTTs on July 03, 2008, 03:11:11 AM
Dude... I am bored. It's gonna be 5 weeks since I was run over/off the bike, and I'm still at home on sick leave.
There's only so much on the internet. :-\
damn that's right
you got pretty banged up
Howz the healing process going?
Have someone wheel you to a tattoo shop that'll kill a few hours!
I feel your pain, Jacob. I'm out in suburbia for this gig and there isn't jack to do here at night but go to Denny's.
Wow, the entire alphabet as a subject line.
Dude, that's intensely bored. :o
Another vote for heavy tattooing.
Quote from: Speedbag on July 03, 2008, 05:17:51 AM
Wow, the entire alphabet as a subject line.
Dude, that's intensely bored. :o
Another vote for heavy tattooing.
He's got a lot done already. Pretty nice stuff.
Mother, if you're at the right station, go lift some weights.
Quote from: JBubble on July 03, 2008, 05:23:07 AM
He's got a lot done already. Pretty nice stuff.
Mother, if you're at the right station, go lift some weights.
Looks like she's started already [evil]
Dude, you're make the beast with two backsed!
;)
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 03, 2008, 05:33:54 AM
Looks like she's started already [evil]
Dude, you're make the beast with two backsed!
;)
yeah
but I like it
Quote from: NuTTs on July 03, 2008, 03:11:11 AM
Dude... I am bored. It's gonna be 5 weeks since I was run over/off the bike, and I'm still at home on sick leave.
There's only so much on the internet. :-\
hehe. that reminded me of the "i've found the end of the internet" ads for yahoo dsl [laugh]
sorry i missed this. it would have kept me from being a nutjob last night.
cann't you go start a fire and then put it out?
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 03, 2008, 07:27:39 AM
sorry i missed this. it would have kept me from being a nutjob last night.
cann't you go start a fire and then put it out?
that's kinda like digging a hole and filling it in
Quote from: Mother on July 03, 2008, 08:00:05 AM
that's kinda like digging a hole and filling it in
yeah, bu it gives you somethign to do...plus you get to burn stuff.
Quote from: Mother on July 03, 2008, 03:28:06 AM
damn that's right
you got pretty banged up
Howz the healing process going?
thanks for asking man.. my hip is still killing me, my left ankle still doesn't have full movement and is swollen
I can't ride sports bikes or anything with rear sets higher than a Monster SxR.. Hopefully I get the insurance payout soon, need to spend money on something I guess!
I've found some really disturbing shit on the interwebs though, not safe to post here :-\
Quote from: Mother on July 03, 2008, 08:00:05 AM
that's kinda like digging a hole and filling it in
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: NuTTs on July 03, 2008, 06:13:46 PM
thanks for asking man.. my hip is still killing me, my left ankle still doesn't have full movement and is swollen
I can't ride sports bikes or anything with rear sets higher than a Monster SxR.. Hopefully I get the insurance payout soon, need to spend money on something I guess!
I've found some really disturbing shit on the interwebs though, not safe to post here :-\
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Hey Nutts , I'm sorry that you are still hurting. I've finally got to where my ribs don't hurt anymore and my sprained ankles which caused my feet to swell every day are almost quit swelling after 3 months. I was beginning to wonder if they ever would stop swelling. I don't have full movement of my right ankle but I can still ride . Cheer up, you will heal up and be riding what you want before too long . Good luck.
Am I the only one who finds Mother's Signature line/quote both disturbing and Intriguing at the same time?!?
The quote was not nearly as funny in its original context.
Quote from: CairnsDuc on July 03, 2008, 09:44:18 PM
Am I the only one who finds Mother's Signature line/quote both disturbing and Intriguing at the same time?!?
I know it disturbed the hell out of me when I read it
Quote from: CairnsDuc on July 03, 2008, 09:44:18 PM
Am I the only one who finds Mother both disturbing and Intriguing at the same time?!?
Most people do.
;D
Especially ones from North Carolina.
Quote from: krolik on July 04, 2008, 10:25:15 AM
Most people do.
;D
Especially ones from North Carolina.
What does NC have to do with it?
Okay, just some people in NC.
Does that make you happy now, Sparky?
[evil]
[laugh]
Quote from: krolik on July 04, 2008, 10:39:02 AM
Okay, just some people in NC.
Does that make you happy now, Sparky?
[evil]
[laugh]
No, what'd make me happy is if I had a bike to ride.
:P
:P
Quote from: Rameses on July 04, 2008, 10:44:33 AM
No, what'd make me happy is if I had a bike to ride.
:P
You have a bike to ride. You just have to push it and ignore the smell.
In other news, if I had kids, I think I'd teach them the alphabet in the opposite order to help them with future possible altercations with the law.
Quote from: someguy on July 04, 2008, 11:22:11 AM
You have a bike to ride. You just have to push it and ignore the smell.
In other news, if I had kids, I think I'd teach them the alphabet in the opposite order to help them with future possible altercations with the law.
[laugh] [laugh] Bastard.
And that's a good idea with the kids. I'm gonna file that away and definitely do that. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Rameses on July 04, 2008, 11:55:26 AM
[laugh] [laugh] Bastard.
And that's a good idea with the kids. I'm gonna file that away and definitely do that. [thumbsup]
Hey! Mine was on fire too! We could start a club.
Quote from: someguy on July 04, 2008, 11:56:30 AM
Hey! Mine was on fire too! We could start a club.
And call it the Flaming Ducati Owners Club? [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Rameses on July 04, 2008, 12:42:59 PM
And call it the Flaming Ducati Owners Club? [laugh] [laugh]
Sure. We could serve our food flambé style and sing Karaoke.
Burn baby burn..... Ducati inferno!
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5444.0
Here's a thought!!
Combine 3 threads into one!
1. Burning Ducati's
2. I need a New BBQ
3. Bacon lovers
Problem solved for all 3 Topics
Answer: If just fired up a very expensive 1 use BBQ, now, Who wants some Bacon?
I'm a farkin Genius! [thumbsup]
Quote from: CairnsDuc on July 04, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
Here's a thought!!
Combine 3 threads into one!
1. Burning Ducati's
2. I need a New BBQ
3. Bacon lovers
Problem solved for all 3 Topics
Answer: If just fired up a very expensive 1 use BBQ, now, Who wants some Bacon?
I'm a farkin Genius! [thumbsup]
I don't think the bacon would taste very good scented with burning plastic...
ok,.........
1) dont start fires. its bad Karma, unless the govmt tells you to do it
2) only boring people are boring (i quote my dad from when i was 11)
3) practice saying the alphabet without singing it. then work on saying it backwards. this may help at a road side **check** some day
Quote from: herm on July 04, 2008, 10:37:58 PM
ok,.........
1) dont start fires. its bad Karma, unless the govmt tells you to do it
2) only boring people are boring (i quote my dad from when i was 11)
3) practice saying the alphabet without singing it. then work on saying it backwards. this may help at a road side **check** some day
i can't do it [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 05, 2008, 06:46:30 AM
i can't do it [laugh]
you know why we love you?
because you're a kid, and will always be a kid.
[clap] [laugh]
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 10:55:31 AM
you know why we love you?
because you're a kid, and will always be a kid.
[clap] [laugh]
you can't do it either huh? [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 05, 2008, 12:54:53 PM
you can't do it either huh? [laugh]
actually i can.
but only if i make my constipated face...
:P
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 03:58:37 PM
actually i can.
but only if i make my constipated face...
:P
sounds painful :-\
gotta be careful not to praire dog it.
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
gotta be careful not to praire dog it.
huh? isn't that a drink? oh, nevermind... i was thinkin prarie fire... what the hell is a prarie dog?
this will be so amusing when you a) finally figure it out, or b) someone else explains it to you
:-*
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 04:17:00 PM
this will be so amusing when you a) finally figure it out, or b) someone else explains it to you
:-*
>:(
i dont want to be the one to corrupt your innocence...
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
i dont want to be the one to corrupt your innocence...
>:(
you're gonna get all wrinkly if you keep that up.
smile, cutie.
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 04:22:49 PM
you're gonna get all wrinkly if you keep that up.
smile, cutie.
:P
see i knew that wouldnt last 8)
Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
i dont want to be the one to corrupt your innocence...
Just tell her...
tease. [roll] [cheeky]
I think it's better this way. [evil]
Quote from: ducpainter on July 05, 2008, 04:27:00 PM
Just tell her...
tease. [roll] [cheeky]
LOL you don't know either!!!!
Watch Rat Race and it will be so clear to you.
I'm sure I do.
Been there many times. :(
'Tini, you can look it up on Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/)...but you will probably wish you hadn't.
Hell I'm there right no- oops, there it goes!
so.... it's just another term for the turtle head? [roll]
i had only heard that term in reference to cube dwellers.
i like turtle head better.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 06, 2008, 07:06:18 AM
i like turtle head better.
tries to keep a straight face... but, no can do [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 06, 2008, 07:27:46 AM
tries to keep a straight face... but, no can do [laugh]
i thought you were above poo humor tini.
glad to see i was wrong [laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 06, 2008, 07:28:48 AM
i thought you were above poo humor tini.
glad to see i was wrong [laugh]
there is an awful lot of potty talk on the dmf lately too...
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 06, 2008, 07:59:41 AM
there is an awful lot of potty talk on the dmf lately too...
since the members make the forum...
they'll make it what they want.
I guess they want a toilet. :-\
it's just humor, dp. it's gonna be ok. [beer]
Quote from: Ash on July 06, 2008, 05:18:24 PM
it's just humor, dp. it's gonna be ok. [beer]
I realize it will be OK.
Humor is supposed to be funny... ;)
since i laughed, and i'm sure others did too (albeit not you), i declare that it was in fact funnay.
[thumbsup]
and i'm off to meh-hee-koe! :D
Quote from: Ash on July 06, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
and i'm off to meh-hee-koe! :D
don't drink the water!!
cerveza & tequila are acceptable libations, however! [thumbsup]
Quote from: Ash on July 06, 2008, 07:59:18 PM
and i'm off to meh-hee-koe! :D
I thought he was asian?
damn crossdressing meheekans
Quote from: Mother on July 07, 2008, 11:04:35 AM
I thought he was asian?
damn crossdressing meheekans
i think he's being a transraceual.
either that or he got deported.
i'm back, bishes.
but dayum, you really pay for your vacation when you get back to work... all my de-stressing... POOF!
And this is the thread you chose to announce that?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 17, 2008, 05:16:38 PM
And this is the thread you chose to announce that?
This thread is for destressing after the destressing goes poof
so this is the poofed thread
poof
bishes
deep, man
i sang the alphabet with my 22 mo. old nephew over the weekend [laugh]
he knows the whole thing, and smiles like this guy ;D when we finish [thumbsup]
good times!
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 06:44:13 AM
i sang the alphabet with my 22 mo. old nephew over the weekend [laugh]
he knows the whole thing, and smiles like this guy ;D when we finish [thumbsup]
good times!
can you keep this on topic please? [cheeky]
i know REALLY! [roll]
I thought this might be the new "I'm drunkeled" thread.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 09:25:38 AM
:P
Well I think that story is adorable
don't pay any attention to those two heartless bastards
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2008, 10:13:06 AM
Well I think that story is adorable
don't pay any attention to those two heartless bastards
well thank you mother ;D
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 09:25:38 AM
:P
:D
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2008, 10:13:06 AM
Well I think that story is adorable
don't pay any attention to those two heartless bastards
suck up
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2008, 10:13:06 AM
Well I think that story is adorable
don't pay any attention to those two heartless bastards
hey i'm not a bastard!
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 21, 2008, 10:17:35 AM
:D
suck up
at least mom has a heart...
unlike some people [roll] :)
and i have not met one person who's heart doesn't melt when they meet my nephew.
but you don't have one, so we'll never know...
Quote from: Ash on July 21, 2008, 10:17:51 AM
hey i'm not a bastard!
are you heartless?
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 10:21:15 AM
at least mom has a heart...
unlike some people [roll] :)
and i have not met one person who's heart doesn't melt when they meet my nephew.
but you don't have one, so we'll never know...
are you heartless?
he's only pretending because he's upset that ash zinged him. [roll]
and yeah, i'm heartless because i don't like kids, kittens, and am not amused by tiny things. (shiny things are a diff story though)
well ether that or the sacrifices of helpless beings, i'm not sure which it is though :)
you're both kidding yourselves, and i refuse to believe you :P
<shakes booty>
Quote from: Ash on July 21, 2008, 12:29:46 PM
<shakes booty>
*smacks ash's booty...with a kitten*
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 21, 2008, 12:55:26 PM
*smacks ash's booty...with a kitten*
<eats kitten>
thanks, i was hungry!
Quote from: Ash on July 21, 2008, 12:59:03 PM
<eats kitten>
thanks, i was hungry!
"being evil is one thing,but eating kittens...THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!" - The Tick
you should have at least skinned it first. you should have made a mitten out of it.
just because you're heartless doens't mean you have to be wasteful.
it's pretty far fetched that the same person would shake his booty AND eat a kitten [roll]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 01:13:12 PM
it's pretty far fetched that the same person would shake his booty AND eat a kitten [roll]
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g266/altersys/rollover.jpg)
Quote from: Ash on July 21, 2008, 12:59:03 PM
<eats kitten>
thanks, i was hungry!
Wait.. maybe my mind is way too warped buuut, the above reads as if your ass ate the kitten [laugh]
i think this one suits you better ash ;D
(http://www.deathrowtshirts.com/images/products/HOW-I-ROLL_REV2.jpg)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
i think this one suits you better ash ;D
(http://www.deathrowtshirts.com/images/products/HOW-I-ROLL_REV2.jpg)
nice training wheels, but do you lean?
Quote from: Ash on July 21, 2008, 03:12:40 PM
nice training wheels, but do you lean?
try it out and find out for yourself ;)
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
try it out and find out for yourself ;)
<tumble>
ow, my arm!
you suck!
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 21, 2008, 01:13:12 PM
it's pretty far fetched that the same person would shake his booty AND eat a kitten [roll]
don't you dance when you are happy?
i posit that dancing and eating kittens are not exclusive acts.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 21, 2008, 05:34:26 PM
don't you dance when you are happy?
i posit that dancing and eating kittens are not exclusive acts.
But as possibly the whitest white guy there can be no way you can dance well. I'll go a step further and suggest that you probably aren't very good at eating kittens either.
Quote from: lethe on July 21, 2008, 05:41:47 PM
But as possibly the whitest white guy there can be no way you can dance well. I'll go a step further and suggest that you probably aren't very good at eating kittens either.
are you saying that White Men Can't Eat Pu...Cats?
Quote from: Mother on July 21, 2008, 05:55:10 PM
are you saying that White Men Can't Eat Pu...Cats?
Don't know but I ain't smelling his beard. I don't think it gets washed often.
Quote from: lethe on July 21, 2008, 05:57:24 PM
Don't know but I ain't smelling his beard. I don't think it gets washed often.
[puke]
Quote from: lethe on July 21, 2008, 05:41:47 PM
But as possibly the whitest white guy there can be no way you can dance well. I'll go a step further and suggest that you probably aren't very good at eating kittens either.
i've been told that i dance pretty well when i want to.
also, i don't eat kittens, only babies. i kick kittens and punch puppies.
i did nab this pic off of the atm the other day too, so i know ash isn't the only feline eater.
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/feed-me-stray-cat.png)
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 21, 2008, 07:21:44 PM
i've been told that i dance pretty well when i want to.
does that mean when you're fall down drunk? ;) ;D
Quote from: JBubble on July 21, 2008, 07:26:15 PM
does that mean when you're fall down drunk? ;) ;D
nope, just when i'm in the mood.
though that usually does involve alcohol
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 21, 2008, 07:21:44 PM
i've been told that i dance pretty well when i want to.
also, i don't eat kittens, only babies. i kick kittens and punch puppies.
i did nab this pic off of the atm the other day too, so i know ash isn't the only feline eater.
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/feed-me-stray-cat.png)
dude i want to bank with that place... that's hilarious
I haven't been keeping track...interest rates good on kitties right now?
5.5% KPR
Quote from: Ash on July 21, 2008, 10:52:38 PM
dude i want to bank with that place... that's hilarious
watch the movie american psycho.
it's from that.
i think you will find the movie as funny as i did.
ive seen it, and read the book (first).
the movie was very different from the book.
but i couldnt read certain parts of the book. one entire chapter was about huey lewis and the news. i got halfway through the chapter, and then ate the red pill.
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 06:25:43 AM
but i couldnt read certain parts of the book. one entire chapter was about huey lewis and the news. i got halfway through the chapter, and then ate the red pill.
makes note of ash's weakness... [evil]
dont make me drop the towel lady!!
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 06:25:43 AM
ive seen it, and read the book (first).
the movie was very different from the book.
but i couldnt read certain parts of the book. one entire chapter was about huey lewis and the news. i got halfway through the chapter, and then ate the red pill.
ok...that's still where the pic came from.
i think i'll stick with the movie. i don't know that i could take entire chapters that ramble the way i do.
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 09:02:26 AM
dont make me drop the towel lady!!
um.... i hate to tell you that your towel is see-thru ;)
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 09:02:26 AM
dont make me drop the towel lady!!
ooh! i wanna see! i wanna see!!
this place is strange
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 10:13:19 AM
ooh! i wanna see! i wanna see!!
again?
sheesh, you're insatiable!
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 23, 2008, 09:22:05 AM
um.... i hate to tell you that your towel is see-thru ;)
she knows all my tricks............
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 10:28:01 AM
again?
sheesh, you're insatiable!
;D
well a hot asian chick with a see through towel is awesome right? ;)
I need me one of them towels...
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 10:35:15 AM
;D
well a hot asian chick with a see through towel is awesome right? ;)
I need me one of them towels...
i need me one of them chicks that is hot and willing to wear a see thru towel.
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 10:35:15 AM
;D
well a hot asian chick with a see through towel is awesome right? ;)
I need me one of them towels...
so you're a hot asian chick too?!
we need to hang out...
hot asian chic? he came out as a transvestite months ago.
Wow, that towel IS see through....that looks like a penis.....only smaller. Or is it a grain of rice? no. a zit? maybe.
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 23, 2008, 10:38:31 AM
i need me one of them chicks that is hot and willing to wear a see thru towel.
so sorry, i'm taken! ;D
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 10:41:47 AM
so you're a hot asian chick too?!
we need to hang out...
not quite asian, more like irish.
bet my boobsicles are better than yours! ;)
I googled hot asian girl in towel.... this was all I got
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/scottthecool33/AsianGIrl.jpg)
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 10:48:10 AM
bet my boobsicles are better than yours! ;)
[laugh]
i call em table babies!
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 10:48:43 AM
[laugh]
get it right.
they're called table babies!
Ha!!!!!
I just snorted diet coke.
Ouchie.
aww, you missed my edit.
do you know the table babies story?
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 10:50:12 AM
aww, you missed my edit.
do you know the table babies story?
I do not.
Enlighten me oh wise old one!
Table Babies!!!
awww yeah my brudda!
Silly boys
you love it/us
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 10:51:38 AM
I do not.
Enlighten me oh wise old one!
i do not know the table baby story either [popcorn]
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 11:05:35 AM
Silly boys
I like teh bable tabies
bestest invention ever
will send another pm then!
i feelleft out...i want a PM.
Quote from: Mother on July 23, 2008, 11:13:01 AM
I like teh bable tabies
bestest oldest invention ever
fixed it ;)
Hooray table babehs!
me me me...tell me about table babies
Quote from: bobspapa on July 23, 2008, 10:16:32 AM
this place is strange
seriously?
what did you expect?
;)
gotta PM us all about table babies....
Agreed. Out with it, man!
Worst case, just post it up in the "Most Embarrassing Moment" thread.
I don't think it's an embarassing moment. It sounds like it's not pc to be posted on this board.
Maybe you can post a link to the explanation??? please???
it's not that big of a deal, but i'll pm yall
it's good for a chuckle
Quote from: Ash on July 23, 2008, 07:28:39 PM
it's not that big of a deal, but i'll pm yall
it's good for a chuckle
What you talkin bout willis? its huge@!!! table babehs = teh awesome!
lol.
you must use it too 8)
me too, please!
[evil]
for Ash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZcIrSAT7I
^ for ash or is ash???
Quote from: JBubble on July 23, 2008, 07:40:41 PM
What you talkin bout willis? its huge@!!! table babehs = teh awesome!
agreed.... it's a funny story [laugh]
Quote from: Obsessed? on July 23, 2008, 06:32:10 PM
Agreed. Out with it, man!
Worst case, just post it up in the "Most Embarrassing Moment" thread.
table babies might fit in that thread ;D
Quote from: lilysmama on July 23, 2008, 07:59:44 PM
for Ash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZcIrSAT7I
i'm so hot.
and famous.