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Kitchen Sink => No Moto Content => Topic started by: MotoCreations on July 03, 2008, 02:33:18 PM

Title: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: MotoCreations on July 03, 2008, 02:33:18 PM
(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/03/xinsrc_2920705030751296250187.jpg)

real story: Members of China's armed police demonstrate a rapid deployment during an anti-terrorist drill held in Jinan, capital of east China's Shandong Province July 2, 2008, roughly one month ahead of the Beijing Olympics.

I'm sure somebody here could come up with a better caption than that one!  Something about Ninja clothed Chinese riding Segways and pointing guns seems rather silly to be honest...
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: Grampa on July 03, 2008, 02:38:13 PM
Taliban dies as a result of laughing.

They are replacing the samurai on pogo stick battalion
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: Grampa on July 03, 2008, 02:40:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj1QGqfQyg
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: trenner on July 03, 2008, 02:44:53 PM
Want...to...offer...funny...caption...but...cannot...stop...laughing...

"Segue to War!"


Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: trenner on July 03, 2008, 02:46:22 PM
"Chan finally achieved his dream of simultaneously participating in the Special Forces and the Special Olympics."
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: Grampa on July 03, 2008, 02:46:33 PM
they all look like they have to pee
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: JohnnyDucati on July 03, 2008, 02:49:02 PM
Quote from: MotoCreations on July 03, 2008, 02:33:18 PM
(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/03/xinsrc_2920705030751296250187.jpg)

News Flash:  Chinese military cancels Segway Attack Force after finding that long periods of riding cause soldiers to want to go pee really badly . . . 

Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: JohnnyDucati on July 03, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 03, 2008, 02:46:33 PM
they all look like they have to pee

Dang it Bobspapa, you beat me to the joke by mere seconds !   :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: acalles on July 03, 2008, 04:34:42 PM

(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/03/xinsrc_2920705030751296250187.jpg)

COD 6, Warfare on wheels.
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: Kaveh on July 03, 2008, 05:57:22 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 03, 2008, 02:46:33 PM
they all look like they have to pee

That explains why the ground is all wet  [puke]

[laugh]
Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: BWClark on July 03, 2008, 10:45:06 PM
One word... Twice...

(http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/03/xinsrc_2920705030751296250187.jpg)

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

(http://doctorwhocollector.com/images/SC11.jpg)

(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/art/dalek460.jpg)

Edit: Remember...Just head for the stairs. ;D

Title: Re: Caption this picture! (Ninja's on Segways)
Post by: lethe on July 04, 2008, 04:58:00 AM
Quote from: MotoCreations on July 03, 2008, 02:33:18 PM
Skynet's prototype Terminators are laughed of the exhibition floor, prompting Skynet's reply, "They'll be back."