Ducati Monster Forum

24.  This is the answer to a question many of us with newer Evo's has likely had.  The question is; Whats the question?

Add to this a hint.  Been a long time since I had the opportunity to find an answer to the question.

Have fun!

Top speed due to the lack of a true trellis frame.

Not close no cigar.  Although it goes faster on average than a full trellis frame bike as it spends little time broken down  ;D   

To date with the 14t the beast I have been able to squeeze out of her is 136..... 

db's the bike makes with a wet clutch........boooooo........... :-\

How many good looking ladies you have picked up with it.....     8)

The number of times people said " The old monsters are way cooler." ?

How many miles do you get after the reserve light comes on?

% the tank has grown?

the number of litres of fuel you can fit in the tank once it doubles its original capacity?

record number of Starbucks you have visited in one day?

Months warranty?

[laugh]

How long will your original tires last?

Hint: Check your rear tire VERY closely after 5000 miles.

Dirty Duc nailed it.  My Evo will go exactly 24 miles after the reserve light comes on.  Too bad the gas stations was 26  :-[   Luckily my gal was behind me in the truck so I only had to sit on the side of the road looking like an idiot for a few minutes  [thumbsup]

lets be real.  everyone knows these things are dude magnets...

^^ Think Ducs are dude magnets should tried owning this.  It was so bad I would make sure no one was there when I went to get in it....  Acutally printed cards with answers to questions so people would leave me alone.

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Isn't that the point of driving that around? Marketing?

Four years of driving that truck around and not one single person took paragliding lessons because of seeing it.  The real point of that truck was to fit 10 pilots with ten paragliders in the back and drive up a really bad dirt road to our launch site.  We used to charge 10.00 for a shuttle up.  One of the only vehicles that I ever made money on lol.

We used to call it the dick magnet........  To date dozens of guys have walked up to the Duc.  one girl walked by once and said "nice Duc"....... I did not buy it for anyone besides myself so that cools.  When parked in public places I have to wait for the guys to stop staring and taking pictures before I go back out to it.  Kinda like the Pinzgauer......  ;)

i've had slightly better luck with mine, but I'd probably just chalk that up to the law of large numbers as I live in the most densely populated state in the country.  even my girlfriend only pretends to think its cool...

this is so true it cracked me up reading it.  you know they love you if they pretend to like your motorcycle/car/football/guns.