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Title: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Grampa on September 16, 2013, 01:23:39 PM
Trying to ride a motorcycle cow):)) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIUeoEpAfyk#)


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Ducatamount on September 16, 2013, 01:26:20 PM
Been there, done that.


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Grampa on September 16, 2013, 01:35:59 PM
you had a cow make whoopie with you?


ew


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Ducatamount on September 16, 2013, 01:41:03 PM
 [laugh] boned by a bovine?


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ducatiz on September 16, 2013, 02:53:04 PM
Shes no fun, she fell right over....


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: muskrat on September 16, 2013, 05:01:36 PM
That's not a Harley  [roll]


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ungeheuer on September 16, 2013, 05:28:09 PM
I'm calling bullshit on that one.


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Chucko9-696 on September 16, 2013, 05:32:29 PM
Animal porn  ;D


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: scduc on September 16, 2013, 06:01:59 PM
I live near Milwaukee, so at the beginning of the month we had the 110 anniversary I thought it would be cool to have shirts printed up the said "you can ride the fat lazy american twin, I'll take the hot sexy Italian one"  with a fat ugly and a hottie. not sure it would have gone over so well.


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2013, 06:12:47 PM
That's not a Harley Davidson, but whatever.  :-* Would have been funnier had you named the correct Japanese bike.  8)


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: memper on September 16, 2013, 06:32:26 PM
That's not a Harley Davidson, but whatever.  :-* Would have been funnier had you named the correct Japanese bike.  8)
That vid wasnt funny enough?!
I nearly pissed myself


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2013, 06:34:10 PM
That vid wasnt funny enough?!
I nearly pissed myself

Was funny, but not a Harley.  ;)


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ducatiz on September 16, 2013, 06:40:25 PM
Was funny, but not a Harley.  ;)

"How Harleys are made" not "this video has a Harley being ridden by an average-sized Harley rider"

The offspring of this union would be a Harley.



Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ungeheuer on September 16, 2013, 06:46:57 PM
"How Harleys are made" not "this video has a Harley being ridden by an average-sized Harley rider"

The offspring of this union would be a Harley.


Look, I like to poke Harley fun as much as the next motor cyclist, but if I owned a Soviet tricycle.....  :-\


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ducatiz on September 16, 2013, 06:50:10 PM
Look, I like to poke Harley fun as much as the next motor cyclist, but if I owned a Soviet tricycle.....  :-\

You'd have more fun than Stalin in the Ukraine?

What?


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2013, 06:52:35 PM
"How Harleys are made" not "this video has a Harley being ridden by an average-sized Harley rider"

The offspring of this union would be a Harley.



Que?


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2013, 06:55:49 PM
Look, I like to poke Harley fun as much as the next motor cyclist, but if I owned a Soviet tricycle.....  :-\

BP does as well.  :D


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Grampa on September 16, 2013, 07:02:16 PM
oops....i should have fact checked the video. it was factory footage of a buell blast  conception.

my bad


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ungeheuer on September 16, 2013, 07:03:40 PM
Que?
Alright.

Once upon a time there was a Boy cow.

He was lonely and looking for love.  One day in a field of green he saw a creature with the most attractive shiny chrome horns he'd ever seen.  It was love at first sight.

One thing led to another and before long the Boy cow and the Shiny mechanical cow became very good friends indeed.

My how their love blossomed!!!

They were very proud of their new baby.   A loud and chubby baby it was indeed!!

Need I go on?

You'd have more fun than Stalin in the Ukraine?

What?

.... stop  [laugh]

The hole you're digging us is just getting dniepr and dniepr.



Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ungeheuer on September 16, 2013, 07:05:22 PM
BP does as well.  :D
;)


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2013, 07:07:36 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [drink]


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: kopfjäger on September 16, 2013, 07:13:22 PM
oops....i should have fact checked the video. it was factory footage if a buell blast  conception.

my bad

If that's what you thought, then the thread title should have been Buell. Swing and a miss.  :D


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: El-Twin on September 17, 2013, 06:05:04 AM
Credit where credit is due....

We'd probably all like to approach our sexy Italians that way....

This beast did the best he could with what he had to work with.

And that's no bull.  [roll]


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Grampa on September 17, 2013, 07:09:55 AM
cow try to make the beast with two backs a bikes,scooter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8foAOpHYPOA#)


Bull Tries to Mate With a Motorcycle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piI7Zt_K8lY#)


cow humping motorcycle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LunyqvOkf0#)


down with the sickness [laugh]


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: Grampa on September 17, 2013, 07:16:54 AM
as for my commie trike

http://vimeo.com/34232982 (http://vimeo.com/34232982)


No cow humping here ;)


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: HotIce on September 17, 2013, 07:53:46 AM
No now, easy boys  [laugh]


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: ducatiz on September 17, 2013, 09:38:52 AM
Y'all are so mean, these poor bovines are so sex starved and frustrated, they're going for anything with two weels


Title: Re: How Harleys are made.
Post by: memper on September 18, 2013, 03:49:57 PM
Holy cow, its like a make the beast with two backsing epidemic!


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