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Title: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 09, 2008, 12:39:52 PM
Besides being lazy one of them just sprayed off pepper spray in the office said he thought it was a flashlight.
GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU LAZY STUPID BASTARDS!! [bang] [bang]
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: TiNi on July 09, 2008, 12:43:03 PM
i feel for you... really.

i have photo's of my coworker sleeping on the job...
premeditated sleep, he uses the director's chair behind his office chair as a headrest!
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Kyna on July 09, 2008, 01:21:38 PM
What a jerkwad.  How do you mistake pepperspray for a flashlight?  Doesn't the spray usually come in some sort of case so it doesn't accidentally go off?  Watch, he'll get to go home early because the spray made him sick.  grrrrrrrr.  People annoy me.
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 09, 2008, 01:29:42 PM
Quote from: Kyna on July 09, 2008, 01:21:38 PM
What a jerkwad.  How do you mistake pepperspray for a flashlight?  Doesn't the spray usually come in some sort of case so it doesn't accidentally go off?  Watch, he'll get to go home early because the spray made him sick.  grrrrrrrr.  People annoy me.

Yes he did, and he's on vacation after today. 
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: trenner on July 09, 2008, 02:04:49 PM
cow orker: n.
[Usenet] n. fortuitous typo for co-worker, widely used in Usenet, with perhaps a hint that orking cows is illegal. This term was popularized by Scott Adams (the creator of Dilbert)
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: ROBsS4R on July 09, 2008, 02:30:52 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 09, 2008, 12:39:52 PM
Besides being lazy one of them just spayed off pepper spray in the office said he thought it was a flashlight.
GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU LAZY STUPID BASTARDS!! [bang] [bang]

Tell him next time he should always look down the flashlight when he turns it on to be sure the batteries don't need replacement  ;D
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on July 10, 2008, 01:27:18 AM
I hate my lazy ass employees ;D
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 10, 2008, 06:55:24 AM
His boss got hit by the direct spray  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: MikeZ on July 10, 2008, 10:53:33 AM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 10, 2008, 06:55:24 AM
His boss got hit by the direct spray  [thumbsup]
That isn't going to be good when it come time for raises.
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: cyrus buelton on July 10, 2008, 10:54:40 AM
why would have pepper spray in the building?


Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 10, 2008, 11:15:33 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on July 10, 2008, 10:54:40 AM
why would have pepper spray in the building?




The lazy animals are always the most dangerous. :-\
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Sinister on July 10, 2008, 11:32:42 AM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 09, 2008, 12:39:52 PM
Besides being lazy one of them just sprayed off pepper spray in the office said he thought it was a flashlight.
GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU LAZY STUPID BASTARDS!! [bang] [bang]

That's actually hilarious!  Fun times.
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 11, 2008, 06:22:35 PM
umm.. ouch. anyone else get hit? If you were within 15 feet you could claim that you were hit and take the rest of the day off. Worked right, I'm sure they'd pay you for the full day.
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: He Man on July 11, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
I just aim it at him and say, check out my new flashlight, and hit it.
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Ducatiloo on July 11, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
I was going to give him a flashlight looking taser gun for Christmas.
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: He Man on July 11, 2008, 08:48:36 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 11, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
I was going to give him a flashlight looking taser gun for Christmas.

give me $100 bucks and ill just zap him every day on his way to work for the next week. come on, WILL WORK FOR BIKE MODS. ;/
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: Scottish on July 11, 2008, 08:55:16 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on July 11, 2008, 07:18:30 PM
I was going to give him a flashlight looking taser gun for Christmas.
LOL!! Fantastic.... [laugh]
Title: Re: I hate my co-workers
Post by: 55Spy on July 12, 2008, 03:04:56 AM
I hate mine too.  they make some of the worst decisions I have ever had to deal with.  Its like a huge Clownshoes act all the time.