Because the "cool Italian bikes" thread isn't really worthy, here is a place to put that hideous-to-most graphic designer's idea of what an Italian bike should look like.
I like this one for the funny front end, I hate it because [puke].
(http://www.diseno-art.com/images_4/Ducati_STREGA_concept_front.jpg)
Thought dust bin fairings went out in the 1950's. ;D
I think dustbins worked in the forward direction, but were banned from racing due to yaw issues based on sidewinds.
That thing is the worst parts of both.
That looks like the bike stole a tire and is trying to smuggle it out of the store under its shirt.