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Title: Bed time story for girls... Post by: Shortie on July 14, 2008, 06:52:46 AM > : > Once upon a time
> : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > In a land far away, > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > A beautiful, independent, > : > Self-assured princess > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > Happened upon a frog as she sat > : > Contemplating ecological issues > : > On the shores of an unpolluted pond > : > In a verdant meadow near her castle. > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > The frog hopped into the princess' lap > : > And said: ' Elegant Lady, > : > I was once a handsome prince, > : > Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > One kiss from you, however, > : > And I will turn back > : > Into the dapper, young prince that I am > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > And then, my sweet, we can marry > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > And set up housekeeping in your castle > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > With my mother, > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > Where you can prepare my meals, > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > Clean my clothes, bear my children, > : > > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > And forever feel > : > > : > Grateful and happy doing so. ' > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > That night, > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > As the princess dined sumptuously > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > On lightly sauteed frog legs > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > Seasoned in a white wine > : > ~~~~~~~ > : > And onion cream sauce, > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > She chuckled and thought to herself: > : > ~~~~~~~~ > : > > : > I don't make the beast with two backsin think so. Title: Re: Bed time story for girls... Post by: lauramonster on July 17, 2008, 09:25:17 AM [clap]
Answer to the eternal "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" questions: why buy the pig when you can get the susage for free?? Title: Re: Bed time story for girls... Post by: Cookie Monster on July 17, 2008, 07:12:47 PM [thumbsup]
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