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Title: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: darylbowden on July 14, 2008, 09:03:25 AM If you have nothing to add to the conversation of racing on any level and just want to beat the dead horse that is "Stoner's magic bike," please do it here so the rest of us can avoid you.
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2008, 09:36:13 AM Stoner named his bike Charlie
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Jester on July 14, 2008, 10:47:12 AM Smoke and mirrors baby.
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: mitt on July 14, 2008, 10:54:22 AM "Stoner is the 2nd coming of Doohan"
;D mitt Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Templar on July 14, 2008, 01:54:21 PM Stoner's bike is so good that only a racing deity can ride it...which means him. Rossi would be as slow as Elias on one.
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Ducatiloo on July 14, 2008, 01:59:29 PM I hear that the chain is oiled with pixie dust [thumbsup]
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: ducpainter on July 14, 2008, 05:49:40 PM ...hater... [laugh]
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Ducatiloo on July 14, 2008, 05:52:45 PM I hear the engine was shipped from Area 51 this year. The engine makes an electromagnetic pulse that pushes all the other bikes back 3.5 seconds.
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: gm2 on July 15, 2008, 04:46:48 AM must be why they went back to the '07 engine for a while....
;D Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Ducatiloo on July 15, 2008, 07:39:22 AM They had the pulse at the wrong angle which caused the bike to slip on corkscrews. It’s all worked out now.
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Pakhan on July 15, 2008, 08:43:00 AM They reduced weight by using unobtainium, which the ducati corse team stole from the CHUDS
Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: desmoquattro on July 15, 2008, 12:36:47 PM There is no engine under Casey Stoner's fairings...just another fist.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of Chuck Norris (http://chucknorrisfacts.com/). Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: pennyrobber on July 15, 2008, 03:28:08 PM There is no engine under Casey Stoner's fairings...just another fist. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Chuck Norris (http://chucknorrisfacts.com/). Stoners bike doesn't sleep, it waits. Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Rob Hilding on July 15, 2008, 03:37:23 PM How it looks without the bodywork:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/2672025131_3b958588ab_o.jpg) Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: printman on July 15, 2008, 05:09:51 PM Is this Stoners new leathers?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Peeweedvdcover.jpg/200px-Peeweedvdcover.jpg) ;D Wait, is that Rossi? (http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Rossi_Mugello_2008_helmet.jpg) Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Ducatiloo on July 15, 2008, 05:20:20 PM I read that the Ducatis have evolved and only respond to Stoners DNA, which is why no one else can ride it with any skill.
It's a symbiotic relationship. Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: Speeddog on July 15, 2008, 09:37:37 PM Is this Stoners new leathers? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Peeweedvdcover.jpg/200px-Peeweedvdcover.jpg) ;D Wait, is that Rossi? (http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Rossi_Mugello_2008_helmet.jpg) OK, that's just *really* disturbing. :o Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: mitt on July 16, 2008, 03:49:59 PM OK, that's just *really* disturbing. :o I had no idea pee wee was Italian. ;) mitt Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: BastrdHK on July 16, 2008, 07:04:51 PM I hear the engine was shipped from Area 51 this year. The engine makes an electromagnetic pulse that pushes all the other bikes back 3.5 seconds. Melandri's bike has the same engine, but the polarity is reversed so that they keep rest of the field in a Desmo tractor beam 8) Title: Re: OMG Stoner's bike!!!! Post by: sh on July 17, 2008, 08:41:18 AM best thread evar!
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