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Title: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 20, 2008, 08:05:39 PM
That tool must have one hell of a bag of dirt on somebody. [roll]


"They wear leather suits..... and helmets.... and the leather suits, uh..... and they have plastic pucks on thier knees, uh..... etc etc.


Somebody at CBS actually said.... lets go with Greg  :o


Derby.... go fill out an application...PLEASE!


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Giannis on July 20, 2008, 08:32:26 PM
That tool must have one hell of a bag of dirt on somebody. [roll]


"They wear leather suits..... and helmets.... and the leather suits, uh..... and they have plastic pucks on thier knees, uh..... etc etc.


Somebody at CBS actually said.... lets go with Greg  :o


Derby.... go fill out an application...PLEASE!

Well CBS is National Broadcast so A LOT of people dont have a clue about Road Racing...

I think Craig make it more exiting... anlike Spencer....


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: darylbowden on July 20, 2008, 09:06:14 PM
That tool must have one hell of a bag of dirt on somebody. [roll]


"They wear leather suits..... and helmets.... and the leather suits, uh..... and they have plastic pucks on thier knees, uh..... etc etc.


Somebody at CBS actually said.... lets go with Greg  :o


Derby.... go fill out an application...PLEASE!

I dunno about a blackmail list, I just see this as a new advertising campaign for motogp.com - "Live video and no Greg White, can you think of a better way to spend 60 bucks?"

FTR, I watched it on motogp.com so I have no idea how bad he was, but if I know Greg I'm sure it was plenty pitiful.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: gm2 on July 21, 2008, 06:00:28 AM
FTR, I watched it on motogp.com so I have no idea how bad he was, but if I know Greg I'm sure it was plenty pitiful.

i did both, one after the other.  he was painful.  really painful.  shoulda been announcing a tractor pull.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 21, 2008, 06:27:40 AM
Well CBS is National Broadcast so A LOT of people dont have a clue about Road Racing...

I think Craig make it more exiting... anlike Spencer....

Who is Craig?  Jenny?


Having a guy who has no clue, teach the clueless, aint gonna bring the nascar crowd over to the two wheeled darkside.



Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: darylbowden on July 21, 2008, 07:44:25 AM
Having a guy who has no clue, teach the clueless, aint gonna bring the nascar crowd over to the two wheeled darkside.

To be fair, Greg White DOES know what he's talking about.  He's raced for many years and still competes with current FX champion Josh Hayes on an endurance team.  He knows what he's saying, he just doesn't know how to say it.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 21, 2008, 07:59:43 AM
To be fair, Greg White DOES know what he's talking about.  He's raced for many years and still competes with current FX champion Josh Hayes on an endurance team.  He knows what he's saying, he just doesn't know how to say it.

He very well may know...... but everytime he opens up his empanada hole.... he sounds like an a spokesman for Team  Tourette's .  It's almost like CBS bought the rights to broadcast the races, then regreted it. There are no race listings on CBS's sports page, or even a mention of it anywhere. I cant imagine anybody listening to him last week, thinking.... great pick, lets do it again. Hell.... last week it amost looked like they picked him because he was the only person who would fit into the sportcoat. (nice t-shirt poking out from under it) The only changes made this week.... he and Kevin had matching shirts this time.



Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: COWBOY on July 21, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
too bad that can't coordinate while broadcasting.  they sounded like they were playing a bad game of verbal catch.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: gm2 on July 21, 2008, 08:29:12 AM
To be fair, Greg White DOES know what he's talking about.  He's raced for many years and still competes with current FX champion Josh Hayes on an endurance team.  He knows what he's saying, he just doesn't know how to say it.

true.  and undoubtedly someone, somewhere with a bigger title than his told him to say, "those are leather suits.."

but i've said it before: that is unquestionably a really hard job.  i definitely couldn't do it and for the most part i know what i'm talking about.  problem is, greg can't do it either.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 21, 2008, 08:33:22 AM
I worked for ESPN/NBC doing the senior skins game once. I worked on a roaving camera crew. They/we all had headphones on and there is a ton of chatter going on that does not get broadcasted. Maybe Greg was just repeating what the voices in the headphones were telling him to say.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: gm2 on July 21, 2008, 08:41:23 AM
yep.. you have to stand there, be intelligent and clever and aware and engaging.. all while 10 other people are talking in your ear, about stuff you do and don't need to pay attention to.  it's a *really* hard job.

but that doesn't mean those that suck at it should somehow be given then job anyway.  =)


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 21, 2008, 08:44:28 AM
yep.. you have to stand there, be intelligent and clever and aware and engaging.. all while 10 other people are talking in your ear, about stuff you do and don't need to pay attention to.  it's a *really* hard job.

but that doesn't mean those that suck at it should somehow be given then job anyway.  =)

get Vin Scully...he's the master ;D


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: TiNi on July 21, 2008, 09:00:47 AM
i actually couldn't hear greg white over our own screaming and yelling  [laugh]
but what i did hear, it was no worse than the last race, and it was live


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: mikeb on July 21, 2008, 09:06:48 AM
Kevin and Greg are the new Cotton Mcknight and Pepper Brooks.....

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.


(http://www.garycole.net/Films/Dodgeball/Gary_Cole_with_Jason_Bateman_in_Dodgeball.jpg)


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: TiNi on July 21, 2008, 09:10:22 AM
can someone explain why whoever broadcasts the GP in the states doesn't just use the commenting from the official GP website?


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: gm2 on July 21, 2008, 09:16:17 AM
Kevin and Greg are the new Cotton Mcknight and Pepper Brooks.....

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.


(http://www.garycole.net/Films/Dodgeball/Gary_Cole_with_Jason_Bateman_in_Dodgeball.jpg)

[laugh] [laugh]



Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: mitt on July 21, 2008, 10:57:30 AM
When did Rossi become Vali?

mitt


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 21, 2008, 10:59:35 AM
When did Rossi become Vali?

mitt

every other referance   [laugh]

poor CBS viewers must have thought Amy, Rossi and Vali were one and the same.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: lawbreaker on July 21, 2008, 07:15:18 PM
....CBS might as well get "The Big Swag" from Monster Garage.......


"YOU gotta be kidding me..........!"


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: mags on July 22, 2008, 08:17:36 AM
I sent some, um, "expressive mail", to CBS, Speed, & MotoGP.   [evil]


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: derby on July 22, 2008, 09:14:30 AM
He very well may know...... but everytime he opens up his empanada hole.... he sounds like an a spokesman for Team  Tourette's .  It's almost like CBS bought the rights to broadcast the races, then regreted it. There are no race listings on CBS's sports page, or even a mention of it anywhere. I cant imagine anybody listening to him last week, thinking.... great pick, lets do it again. Hell.... last week it amost looked like they picked him because he was the only person who would fit into the sportcoat. (nice t-shirt poking out from under it) The only changes made this week.... he and Kevin had matching shirts this time.



i'm not sure what the agreement is this year, but for the previous three years, dorna paid cbs sports to produce the show AND for the airtime. maybe this reflects dorna's impression of the average american viewing audience and "motogp for stoopies" is exactly what they asked for.

another point, if you ever frequent the wera board, and greg does, the masses are constantly critical of the shaheen/spencer team as being really boring. i think that's part of the reason for greg's "excitement".


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 22, 2008, 09:43:01 AM
i'm not sure what the agreement is this year, but for the previous three years, dorna paid cbs sports to produce the show AND for the airtime. maybe this reflects dorna's impression of the average american viewing audience and "motogp for stoopies" is exactly what they asked for.

another point, if you ever frequent the wera board, and greg does, the masses are constantly critical of the shaheen/spencer team as being really boring. i think that's part of the reason for greg's "excitement".


some of the GW comments on the WERA board are a hoot. I picture Greg creating mulitple login names to say nice things about himself. Gregs excitement comes across like an autistic 4 yearold at Kmart in the candy aisle.

Shaheen/Spencer are bland, but they are at least informative.

If dorna and cbs are gonna keep this up.... make it a two hour show.... and spend the first hour informing the uninformed, as to whats going on. For GW to switch from calling Rossi to Vali, without telling people "it's the same guy" just confuses people even more.

Imagine watching nascar for the first time..... it's visually exciting, and you hear the announcer say... "they wear helmets.... and suits .... and gloves. and there is a pedal on the left that is for the clutch"..... I'd turn that shit right off. I cant for the life of me believe GW was the only choice CBS had.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: gm2 on July 22, 2008, 09:48:31 AM
for the record i think that shaheen is really not bad overall.  he at least comes across as a professional, even in the moments where his moto expertise is not quite up to par.  i'll take him over THEY WEAR LEATHER SUITS any day.

imo freddie has absolutely no excuse for his pronunciations.  i know he has an accent yadda yadda.. but he's also been in this sport for a looong time.  "shinya nakano" is just NOT that hard to say.  try, dude.  at least try.  it's as if he's never even seen these words before the moment he tries to say them.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 22, 2008, 09:55:52 AM
I sent some, um, "expressive mail", to CBS, Speed, & MotoGP.   [evil]

I looked for a "send us a message" section on CBS's website.

send me a linky, and I'll send  a note or two as well.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: FatguyRacer on July 22, 2008, 11:42:58 AM
can someone explain why whoever broadcasts the GP in the states doesn't just use the commenting from the official GP website?

Because one guys Austrialian and the other is English.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: Grampa on July 22, 2008, 11:46:36 AM
Because one guys Austrialian and the other is English.


And, to be fair, those guys accents combined with rider names, makes things a lil hard to understand, for those who dont know the game.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: sh on July 22, 2008, 12:04:01 PM
it was painful to hear him say dee-POON-eh over and over again.  *shudder*


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: FatguyRacer on July 22, 2008, 12:27:14 PM
it was painful to hear him say dee-POON-eh over and over again.  *shudder*

How about the one guy who butched BRNO. I think he said BEE ARE NO. I watched the WSBK right after and the both them guys prononce it BREW NO


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: derby on July 22, 2008, 12:34:05 PM
How about the one guy who butched BRNO. I think he said BEE ARE NO. I watched the WSBK right after and the both them guys prononce it BREW NO

and yet, they're both wrong... "burn-oh" is correct.


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: mitt on July 22, 2008, 12:53:20 PM

Imagine watching nascar for the first time..... it's visually exciting, and you hear the announcer say... "they wear helmets.... and suits .... and gloves. and there is a pedal on the left that is for the clutch"..... I'd turn that shit right off. I cant for the life of me believe GW was the only choice CBS had.

10 out 10 on the rant scale - bravo  [thumbsup]

mitt


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: mags on July 22, 2008, 05:50:09 PM
Some reading for all of you:

http://www.speedtv.com/members/greg_white

http://gregontv.com/




Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: lilysmama on July 22, 2008, 07:17:20 PM
Greg on Greg


MY WIFE AND I SLEEP SIDE BY SIDE!

My dog, has fur, I pet it, and that thing around it's neck, it's his collar, it's used to attach a leash.

 [roll] yawn



Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: GregP on July 23, 2008, 05:54:07 AM
Greg on Greg


MY WIFE AND I SLEEP SIDE BY SIDE!

My dog, has fur, I pet it, and that thing around it's neck, it's his collar, it's used to attach a leash.

 [roll] yawn



 [laugh] [laugh]

My wife, who watches two races a year, could not believe how dumbed down White's comments where.  I guess they are trying to create "interest" and " awearness".

The AMA cats where particularly annoying this week as well.  I thought the one guy was trying to make love to the new AMA owners at one point.

I guess we should get down on a knee and thank the TV gods that the races are on TV at all. [beer]


Title: Re: Greg White blackmail list..... who's on it?
Post by: derby on July 23, 2008, 07:06:32 AM

The AMA cats where particularly annoying this week as well.  I thought the one guy was trying to make love to the new AMA owners at one point.


given that dmg finally released the rules for '09, and they sucked nowhere near as much as everybody expected, i can't really blame 'em.


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