I sold a patio door to a guy the other day. They come "knocked down", meaning you have to assemble them.
Anybody with a screwdriver and a second grade edu'ma'cation could put one together. Just to be safe, the manufacturer provides written instructions.
I got the guy in here f'n pissed that, A: he has to read how to assemble it, B: that the instructions dont have pictures, C: they are not in spanish.
how do people function in this world, with all the hand-hold'n going on?
I would've offered to assemble it for him for $100. [evil]
OK, I'd do it for $20.
Quote from: Speeddog on July 25, 2008, 10:15:24 AM
I would've offered to assemble it for him for $100. [evil]
OK, I'd do it for $20.
I guy could get rich advertising ..... "Brain for rent. Too dumb to figure
it out, call 1800 duh-dope." we specialize in all kinds of
it's.
i thought spanish was the native tongue in California.
Quote from: motogpfan on July 25, 2008, 10:33:34 AM
i thought spanish was the native tongue in California.
yup....I'm now the token employee [laugh]
welcome back to the mainland ;)
thanks dude, had a great time, except for the 11hr flight.
we had a 45 min layover on our way home thats why I didn't call you guys Friday.
Quote from: motogpfan on July 25, 2008, 10:49:35 AM
thanks dude, had a great time, except for the 11hr flight.
we had a 45 min layover on our way home thats why I didn't call you guys Friday.
I could have downed at least 2 beers in 45 min [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 25, 2008, 10:51:12 AM
I could have downed at least 2 beers in 45 min [laugh]
I agree. It's getting into the airport that might take you 3 hrs.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 25, 2008, 10:18:50 AM
I guy could get rich advertising ..... "Brain for rent. Too dumb to figure it out, call 1800 duh-dope." we specialize in all kinds of it's.
reminds me of a somewhat "racist" joke. There are 3 brains. Brain A was $5, brain B was $100, and brain c was $1000. Why?
You assume that brain A is the smartest due the the stereotype for the demographic but confused as to why brain c is the most expensive when you're logically suppose to deduce that A is the smartest and C is the dumbest one.
Punch line....Brain C is brand new because it has never been used.