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Title: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: striker219 on May 07, 2008, 04:44:22 PM

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/2474988734_83b51e9c28.jpg?v=0)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: desmoquattro on May 07, 2008, 04:47:37 PM

wt:

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: mitt on May 07, 2008, 04:49:40 PM

+2 - except you missed all the ads...

mitt

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: BWClark on May 07, 2008, 05:07:14 PM

I wondered how long it would take.... :P
;D ;)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: tommys67 on June 28, 2008, 06:25:57 AM

I thought I'd reinvigorate this thread!!

Stripper Fail [thumbsup]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_RXCgtKIg

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on June 28, 2008, 06:31:23 AM

[clap]

Awesome

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: lethe on June 28, 2008, 06:33:23 AM

Quote from: tommys67 on June 28, 2008, 06:25:57 AM
I thought I'd reinvigorate this thread!!

Stripper Fail [thumbsup]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_RXCgtKIg

[laugh]
You could see that coming a mile away and were just sitting waiting for the payoff. [clap]

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Buckethead on June 28, 2008, 06:35:40 AM

I laugh every time I even think of that video.

Here's another classic for you:

(http://b.mektroid.net/fail_cat.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: desmoquattro on June 28, 2008, 08:31:38 AM

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j79/r6kneedragger/stoppie_fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2008, 08:44:30 AM

(http://www.pontiphex.com/images/office_prank.gif)

(http://www.pontiphex.com/images/emo_fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2008, 08:52:29 AM

(http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/people/fun65.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: El Matador on June 28, 2008, 08:55:18 AM

Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2008, 08:52:29 AM
(http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/people/fun65.jpg)

what the..

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Buckethead on June 28, 2008, 08:56:22 AM

(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/preciousbuffy_27/Gothapotamus.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2008, 08:57:53 AM

[laugh] squared

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Grampa on June 28, 2008, 09:05:32 AM

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/izfail.jpg?t=1214669098)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Buckethead on June 28, 2008, 09:06:37 AM

Gotta give em an F for eFFort.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on June 28, 2008, 02:51:20 PM

Those are awesome [laugh]

I thought the storm trooper was cool, though a bit blocky [laugh]

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Super T.I.B on June 29, 2008, 08:19:35 PM

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2622834785_f9bb5806b5_o.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Super T.I.B on June 29, 2008, 08:35:42 PM

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2623707724_50b168ff4e_o.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: tommys67 on June 30, 2008, 04:34:26 AM

Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 29, 2008, 08:19:35 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2622834785_f9bb5806b5_o.jpg)

The original video for that is pretty funny. The guy is Mordeth13, and that video is a parody of ATGATT - he does EVERYTHING ATGATT, including going to McDonalds. [thumbsup]

http://www.livevideo.com/video/FB0446828EF747C0AF225A7C549E420F/a-true-biker-atgatt-funny-.aspx

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: nkryptit on June 30, 2008, 05:00:18 AM

(http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/ttokalli/kaatis/fail.jpg)

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb171.jpg?w=500&h=389)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Mother on June 30, 2008, 05:52:56 AM

I don't have a picture

but a few nights ago

we had a house fire caused by the smoke detector...fail

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on June 30, 2008, 06:06:12 AM

Now that's some irony for you

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Vindingo on June 30, 2008, 01:21:46 PM

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb181.jpg?w=500&h=340(//)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on June 30, 2008, 09:24:25 PM

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/strange-fail.jpg)

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/mobility.jpg)

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/hotfail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Xiphias on July 01, 2008, 03:46:18 PM

Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 29, 2008, 08:35:42 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2623707724_50b168ff4e_o.jpg)

Why is this one a fail? Its an electrolyte-protein replacement maneuver.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Xiphias on July 01, 2008, 07:58:26 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080701/wl_nm/france_army_dc_1 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080701/wl_nm/france_army_dc_1)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on July 01, 2008, 07:59:49 PM

Jagerbomb fail.

NSFW (language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: NAKID on July 01, 2008, 08:16:24 PM

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 01, 2008, 07:59:49 PM
Jagerbomb fail.

NSFW (language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

You fail for posting that incredibly lame fail...

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: trenner on July 07, 2008, 03:12:40 PM

(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk226/tomsrenner/epicfail.jpg)

Good form. Looking where he wants to go, anticipating the turn exit. Odd place to park the bike, though.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on July 07, 2008, 06:46:34 PM

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/beer-fail.jpg)

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/frisbee-fail2.jpg)

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/headball.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on July 08, 2008, 04:59:06 AM

Oh man! It's coming out his nose too!

That's hardcore.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: trenner on July 08, 2008, 11:07:55 AM

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 08, 2008, 04:59:06 AM
Oh man! It's coming out his nose too!

That's hardcore.

He's got enough force behind it to pump up the veins in his neck and forehead, too. Impressive.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on July 08, 2008, 01:48:46 PM

[laugh]

That's so terrible.

We've all been there.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: vwboomer on July 08, 2008, 06:40:35 PM

maaaan I got a great one. But if GraphicFails aren't ok, I won't post it.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on July 08, 2008, 06:47:43 PM

Quote from: vwboomer on July 08, 2008, 06:40:35 PM
maaaan I got a great one. But if GraphicFails aren't ok, I won't post it.

Go for it!

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on July 08, 2008, 06:52:16 PM

How could it be much worse than barf coming out a guy's nose?

Bring it!

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on July 08, 2008, 06:54:10 PM

Funny thing is, the fluid is so oxygenated, it almost looks like milk-puke. ;)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on July 08, 2008, 07:07:02 PM

I like how there's a solid stream out of both nostrils [laugh]

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 08, 2008, 07:22:13 PM

Alright.

You people are spending FAR too much time examining the drunken idiot vomiting.

This is not normal.

Please turn your attentions to other, more worthwhile endeavors. Googling "bacon" or "boobies" would be a proper start.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Buckethead on July 08, 2008, 07:27:54 PM

"My job hosting the Saturday Night Live Band is great, but they're taking too much credit for my amazing band leading. I know, I'll go solo!"

(http://www.fender.com/news/news_images/165/snippet_165.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: trenner on July 08, 2008, 07:29:51 PM

Quote from: someguy on July 08, 2008, 07:22:13 PM
Please turn your attentions to other, more worthwhile endeavors. Googling ... "boobies" would be a proper start.

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_LiFLNVy9cUw/SG2lYcvR4PI/AAAAAAAAANU/lUvRjNVmTyQ/s320/boobiefail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Monsterlover on July 08, 2008, 07:52:58 PM

[laugh] OMFG [laugh]

Ultra Fail

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on July 08, 2008, 08:15:35 PM

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z53/b_upton/drunkdecorationfail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Buckethead on July 08, 2008, 08:18:45 PM

Sweet mother of...

At least he's ready to just walk right down the aisle in the morning. [thumbsup]

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: SacDuc on July 08, 2008, 10:14:33 PM

(http://www.flail.ca/images/flail.jpg)

FLAIL!

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: vwboomer on July 09, 2008, 09:17:37 AM

alright

A friend is an electrician at a power plant. He sent me a powerpoint slideshow they showed him at work.

Stealing wire from high voltage equipment. Live.

--clicky--WARNING! GRAPHIC IMAGE! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/vwboomer/ELECTROFAIL.jpg)

<mod>
Very graphic, please don't post this kind of stuff.
Linking as above is OK, but it's got to have a warning.
</mod>

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: trenner on July 09, 2008, 09:40:20 AM

That's not cool, vwboomer. Please review posting guidelines:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=107.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=107.0)

"3.2 Graphic images depicting violence are discouraged, with the exception of those that serve an educational purpose in the motorcycling community. Those that satisfy the educational clause should be linked and not directly visible in a thread. This link, and if possible the thread title, should carry a "GRAPHIC" warning. "

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Bick on July 09, 2008, 10:00:50 AM

Damn cagers!!!

If traffic weren't bad enough, to have to deal with people like this!!! Can't even stay on his side of the road!!! [bang]

(http://alfa.hou.flightaware.com/dropbox/retriever.rcl?id=1b4cc3d758ddd663f7de38a148c13ef2116846f5)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 09, 2008, 10:37:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHkNLmcRwy0&eurl=

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: vwboomer on July 09, 2008, 12:32:52 PM

Quote from: trenner on July 09, 2008, 09:40:20 AM
That's not cool, vwboomer. Please review posting guidelines:

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=107.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=107.0)

"3.2 Graphic images depicting violence are discouraged, with the exception of those that serve an educational purpose in the motorcycling community. Those that satisfy the educational clause should be linked and not directly visible in a thread. This link, and if possible the thread title, should carry a "GRAPHIC" warning. "

Guess I didn't think it was particularly disturbing. Though I would say it was educational in general.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: ducpenguin on July 09, 2008, 01:08:00 PM

I believe that she was fine...but it probably stung...so warning I guess...
Educational piece...Life is too short, slow down and smell the roses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-VUt1nTHhg

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: trenner on July 09, 2008, 01:57:58 PM

Quote from: vwboomer on July 09, 2008, 12:32:52 PM
Guess I didn't think it was particularly disturbing. Though I would say it was educational in general.

No worries. I would have clicked through a "warning - graphic" link anyhow! I just realized that some people would not.

(http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/clampfail.png)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 11, 2008, 11:27:57 AM

Big time fail. [laugh]

http://s273.photobucket.com/albums/jj239/curtass/?action=view&current=camera21.flv

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 11, 2008, 11:30:34 AM

(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn322/fail_pics/FAIL.jpg)(http://[http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll268/tucker0071/FAIL.jpg/img%5D%3Cbr%20/%3E%5Bimg%5Dhttp://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o333/vergis99/fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 11, 2008, 11:33:15 AM

(http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o333/vergis99/fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 11, 2008, 11:34:08 AM

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn136/kdoratti/fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Porsche Monkey on July 11, 2008, 11:34:54 AM

(http://i314.photobucket.com/albums/ll413/BRIGG_GENERAL_PODAN/fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on July 11, 2008, 06:00:22 PM

Quote from: porschaholic on July 11, 2008, 11:27:57 AM
Big time fail. [laugh]

http://s273.photobucket.com/albums/jj239/curtass/?action=view&current=camera21.flv

OMG!! That is classic!!

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Super T.I.B on July 19, 2008, 06:13:49 PM

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/2684109648_acf7b327bd_o.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: JEDI PIMP on July 20, 2008, 05:57:43 AM

Quote from: Bick on July 09, 2008, 10:00:50 AM
Damn cagers!!!

If traffic weren't bad enough, to have to deal with people like this!!! Can't even stay on his side of the road!!! [bang]

(http://alfa.hou.flightaware.com/dropbox/retriever.rcl?id=1b4cc3d758ddd663f7de38a148c13ef2116846f5)

looks like orlando....
anyone know the story behind this CJ?

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: DRKWNG on July 20, 2008, 10:05:22 AM

Looks like one of yours. ;)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 12, 2008, 06:10:23 PM

One for Sac.

;D

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3023/2757846267_f504a975a8_o.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: â™£ McKraut â™£ on August 13, 2008, 05:41:22 AM

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3174/2678246968_65ffd46933_o.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: BWClark on October 20, 2008, 01:17:16 AM

(http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/english.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: desmoquattro on October 20, 2008, 06:53:44 AM

Quote from: BWClark on October 20, 2008, 01:17:16 AM

^^^^

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Idiocy, Hypocrisy, and FAIL all in one picture...an absolute classic [thumbsup]

Oh, and here's one for the times:
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2957660093_22bd340aba.jpg?v=0)

EPIC FAIL

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Speedbag on October 20, 2008, 08:51:20 AM

(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/spellchack.jpg)

(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/gummy.jpg)

(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/cock.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: SheMonster on October 20, 2008, 12:13:18 PM

How difficult is it to perform the duties of Best Man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Buckethead on October 20, 2008, 12:34:32 PM

^^^ You have set the bar quite high, SheMonster.

I have some plotting to do before my friend's wedding. [evil]

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Ducatiloo on October 20, 2008, 12:38:41 PM

Quote from: Speedbag on October 20, 2008, 08:51:20 AM
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/spellchack.jpg)

That must have hurt! [laugh]

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Spicoli on October 20, 2008, 01:52:56 PM

Quote from: Ducatiloo on October 20, 2008, 12:38:41 PM
That must have hurt! [laugh]

I broke out laughing at your comment. [beer] to you.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on October 20, 2008, 09:46:04 PM

Light, throw....then watch it explode.

Cringeworthy, FYI.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1435208683/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1435208683/in/set-72157601198404570/)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Gator on October 21, 2008, 02:02:04 AM

Quote from: somebastid on October 20, 2008, 09:46:04 PM
Light, throw....then watch it explode.

Cringeworthy, FYI.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1435208683/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1435208683/in/set-72157601198404570/)

Did you see the next one?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1486677391/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1486677391/in/set-72157601198404570/)

A shot glass? :o
ur doing it wrong!

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: ROBsS4R on October 21, 2008, 02:27:35 AM

Quote from: 13 on October 21, 2008, 02:02:04 AM
Did you see the next one?
https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1486677391/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1486677391/in/set-72157601198404570/)

A shot glass? :o
ur doing it wrong!

Or the next one ;D

https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1420995874/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1420995874/in/set-72157601198404570/)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: NAKID on October 21, 2008, 09:07:14 AM

Quote from: SheMonster on October 20, 2008, 12:13:18 PM
How difficult is it to perform the duties of Best Man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY)

OMFG!!!!!!!!! That is HILARIOUS!!!!

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: acalles on October 21, 2008, 10:23:57 AM

Quote from: ROBsS4R on October 21, 2008, 02:27:35 AM
Or the next one ;D

https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1420995874/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1420995874/in/set-72157601198404570/)

did you make it to the motorcycle accident?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/2450912496/in/set-72157601198404570/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/2450912496/in/set-72157601198404570/)

holy crap thats some amazing detail, and ouch.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Speedbag on October 21, 2008, 11:01:16 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1z5yko5HI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1z5yko5HI)

Ow.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Guaps on October 21, 2008, 01:50:24 PM

Quote from: Speedbag on October 21, 2008, 11:01:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1z5yko5HI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1z5yko5HI)

Ow.

His shoe came off! His board clattering down the street sounds like his buddies were clapping. I'd clap. That was a good one.

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: Oldfisti on October 21, 2008, 01:58:02 PM

(http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-jar-jar-fail.jpg) (http://bwithers.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/albums-a59-penguinking3-fail.jpg)

(http://www.thedeets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/millionaire_idiot_fail.jpg) (http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-pictures-about-to-fail.jpg)

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: zzilla on January 28, 2010, 09:10:56 AM

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-lego-instruction-fail.jpg)

BUMP

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: desmoquattro on January 28, 2010, 09:47:55 AM

(http://www.verticalscope.com/images/logo_vertical.gif)(http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/images/ducatimonster/misc/head-left.jpg)

Board fail...

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: NAKID on January 28, 2010, 09:56:42 AM

I just checked. All of the main boards have 1-5 posts today, a few from yesterday and so on. It's really sad...

Title: Re: The New Official "FAIL" Thread
Post by: NoisyDante on January 28, 2010, 04:10:11 PM

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129089325927265266.jpg)

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