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Title: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Hank on August 01, 2008, 03:28:33 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png)
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: BWClark on August 01, 2008, 04:09:48 AM
Nobody will ever be able to put one on either. All is right with the universe still.
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Monsterlover on August 01, 2008, 05:42:13 AM
Oh no. . .
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Ash on August 01, 2008, 06:13:28 AM
Quote from: BWClark on August 01, 2008, 04:09:48 AM
Nobody will ever be able to put one on either. All is right with the universe still.

they come with the colors lined up
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: erkishhorde on August 01, 2008, 07:58:09 AM
Time to bust out the screwdriver... or scissors. [roll]

Actually I can do the 3x3 no prob.  ;D I'm no speed cuber though.
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 07:58:41 AM


(http://www.rosebrand.com/images/product_320x320/Wiss-Scissors.jpg)

Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 07:59:01 AM


(http://www.firesafetyusa.com/cart/images/bolt-cutter.gif)

Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 07:59:18 AM



(http://www.winnerdeals.com.au/Image/Chainsaw2.jpg)

Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: erkishhorde on August 01, 2008, 08:02:51 AM
I don't think she would appreciate the last one.  [roll]
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: ryandalling on August 01, 2008, 08:05:10 AM

Try this site... it solves all cubes....

http://wrongway.org/cube/solve.html
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 08:08:41 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on August 01, 2008, 08:02:51 AM
I don't think she would appreciate the last one.  [roll]

What ever it takes!

(http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg)
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: eyeboy on August 01, 2008, 08:47:21 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 07:59:18 AM


(http://www.winnerdeals.com.au/Image/Chainsaw2.jpg)


[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 01, 2008, 10:28:08 AM
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0611/trencher2_smd.jpg)
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: lauramonster on August 01, 2008, 10:37:19 AM
There'd be no boobies left if you used THAT thing!!
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: ryandalling on August 01, 2008, 10:50:49 AM
Holy mother of god... what the hell is that thing???

Quote from: porschaholic on August 01, 2008, 10:28:08 AM
(http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0611/trencher2_smd.jpg)
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Mother on August 01, 2008, 11:03:02 AM
Quote from: ryandalling on August 01, 2008, 10:50:49 AM
Holy mother of god... what the hell is that thing???


basically it is a back hoe

Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: ryandalling on August 01, 2008, 11:03:57 AM
Quote from: Mother on August 01, 2008, 11:03:02 AM
basically it is a back hoe

Yeah... you use that... you might get the hoe back.   ;D
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Triple J on August 01, 2008, 11:06:56 AM
Quote from: Mother on August 01, 2008, 11:03:02 AM
basically it is a back hoe



+1  Used for surface coal mining...that machine is in Germany I believe.
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: trenner on August 01, 2008, 11:16:19 AM
"Built in 1978 by German steel company Krupp, this giant trencher "Bagger 288" was designed for open mining trenching."

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/krupps/worlds-largest-digger-digs-potentially-destroys-world-215801.php (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/krupps/worlds-largest-digger-digs-potentially-destroys-world-215801.php)

Especially note the pics of the bulldozer that it ate, bottom of the article.

This may be overkill for removing a bra, unless you're dating a Transformer.
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: He Man on August 01, 2008, 11:36:35 AM
Jack and the beanstalk sized grinder.
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: CairnsDuc on August 01, 2008, 01:44:34 PM
SacDuc, I will say this Sir, I like the way your Mind works!

Your a very Warped Man, Fantastic  [thumbsup]

Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 02:09:16 PM
Quote from: CairnsDuc on August 01, 2008, 01:44:34 PM
SacDuc, I will say this Sir, I like the way your Mind works!

Your a very Warped Man, Fantastic  [thumbsup]


Internet persona does not always equal real life. There are plenty of folks on here that are Internet Tough Guys but in reality are mammas boys. And guys who talk about how much they drink but get wasted after 3 beers. And guys who go on these epic high speed rides but never seem to be available for the group rides. Soooooooo much of that on this board. As for me, I just remove a few of the filters I have to use during non-internet life. Its all done for the sake of humor. Just trying to be funny in the only sarcastic, warpped, strange and insulting ways I know how. Sometimes people take it seriously and get insulted. Which is great because then I know those people are uptight bastards who I would probably never want to hang out with. Other people think I'm like this all the time. I am to a degree, I guess, but on the board I get to crank it up to 11. I think a lot of people think that what they read here is an accurate description of the people doing the typing because they've been reading the same stuff for years. It never is. Ever. I've met dozens of people from this board and they are all very different from their online persona. Some are so different that you realize that some people are actually sort of leading double lives here. Me? I'm just being silly and trying to crack jokes. That's all. I hope you get a chuckle.

sac


/anal
//never gets old does it?   ;)
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Super T.I.B on August 01, 2008, 03:03:32 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 02:09:16 PM
Internet persona does not always equal real life. There are plenty of folks on here that are Internet Tough Guys but in reality are mammas boys. And guys who talk about how much they drink but get wasted after 3 beers. And guys who go on these epic high speed rides but never seem to be available for the group rides. Soooooooo much of that on this board. As for me, I just remove a few of the filters I have to use during non-internet life. Its all done for the sake of humor. Just trying to be funny in the only sarcastic, warpped, strange and insulting ways I know how. Sometimes people take it seriously and get insulted. Which is great because then I know those people are uptight bastards who I would probably never want to hang out with. Other people think I'm like this all the time. I am to a degree, I guess, but on the board I get to crank it up to 11. I think a lot of people think that what they read here is an accurate description of the people doing the typing because they've been reading the same stuff for years. It never is. Ever. I've met dozens of people from this board and they are all very different from their online persona. Some are so different that you realize that some people are actually sort of leading double lives here. Me? I'm just being silly and trying to crack jokes. That's all. I hope you get a chuckle.

sac


/anal
//never gets old does it?   ;)

Sometimes I wish Randall was here.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 04:17:06 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on August 01, 2008, 03:03:32 PM
Sometimes I wish Randall was here.  [cheeky]


[laugh]

I was actually thinking more about some people who are on this board everyday, but it applies to the likes Randall, Piller ad Chubby Rock as well.

sac
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Monsterlover on August 01, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
[laugh]

Totally does [laugh]
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Hank on August 02, 2008, 02:43:33 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 02:09:16 PM
Internet persona does not always equal real life. There are plenty of folks on here that are Internet Tough Guys but in reality are mammas boys. And guys who talk about how much they drink but get wasted after 3 beers. And guys who go on these epic high speed rides but never seem to be available for the group rides. Soooooooo much of that on this board. As for me, I just remove a few of the filters I have to use during non-internet life. Its all done for the sake of humor. Just trying to be funny in the only sarcastic, warpped, strange and insulting ways I know how. Sometimes people take it seriously and get insulted. Which is great because then I know those people are uptight bastards who I would probably never want to hang out with. Other people think I'm like this all the time. I am to a degree, I guess, but on the board I get to crank it up to 11. I think a lot of people think that what they read here is an accurate description of the people doing the typing because they've been reading the same stuff for years. It never is. Ever. I've met dozens of people from this board and they are all very different from their online persona. Some are so different that you realize that some people are actually sort of leading double lives here. Me? I'm just being silly and trying to crack jokes. That's all. I hope you get a chuckle.

sac


/anal
//never gets old does it?   ;)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Internetofficer.jpg)
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: red baron on August 02, 2008, 06:40:53 AM
Quote from: erkishhorde on August 01, 2008, 08:02:51 AM
I don't think she would appreciate the last one.  [roll]

That all depends on how much red wine has been consumed. ;D
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: Grampa on August 02, 2008, 07:11:02 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 02:09:16 PM
Internet persona does not always equal real life. There are plenty of folks on here that are Internet Tough Guys but in reality are mammas boys. And guys who talk about how much they drink but get wasted after 3 beers. And guys who go on these epic high speed rides but never seem to be available for the group rides. Soooooooo much of that on this board. As for me, I just remove a few of the filters I have to use during non-internet life. Its all done for the sake of humor. Just trying to be funny in the only sarcastic, warpped, strange and insulting ways I know how. Sometimes people take it seriously and get insulted. Which is great because then I know those people are uptight bastards who I would probably never want to hang out with. Other people think I'm like this all the time. I am to a degree, I guess, but on the board I get to crank it up to 11. I think a lot of people think that what they read here is an accurate description of the people doing the typing because they've been reading the same stuff for years. It never is. Ever. I've met dozens of people from this board and they are all very different from their online persona. Some are so different that you realize that some people are actually sort of leading double lives here. Me? I'm just being silly and trying to crack jokes. That's all. I hope you get a chuckle.

sac


/anal
//never gets old does it?   ;)


uhhhh it was 4 beers  [roll] and just cuz I'm old and slow, dont mean I dont show up for rides......I'm just late (cuz the slow thing)




[laugh]
Title: Re: No more b00bies if this ever gets produced
Post by: CairnsDuc on August 02, 2008, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: CairnsDuc on August 01, 2008, 01:44:34 PM
SacDuc, I will say this Sir, I like the way your Mind works!

Your a very Warped Man, Fantastic  [thumbsup]

Let me Rephrase
SacDuc, I will say this Sir, I like the way your Internet mind works!

Your a very warped Man (In a Internet kind of way) Fantastic  [thumbsup]
Better?  [cheeky]