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Title: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: ducpenguin on August 01, 2008, 07:23:40 AM
So....what the hell is it?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Grampa on August 01, 2008, 07:50:33 AM
damn it..... the ex must have left the door to hell open again.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: KnightofNi on August 01, 2008, 08:06:50 AM
because i'm a geek and am a member of too many forums so i couldn't remember which one i saw that on.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Smiling End on August 01, 2008, 08:11:58 AM
One guy thinks it's a raccoon that got eaten a bit in the water.

http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_racoon.jpg (http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_racoon.jpg)

Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: A.B on August 01, 2008, 08:17:42 AM
I'm leaning in the direction of the raccoon explanation.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: SacDuc on August 01, 2008, 08:37:37 AM
Quote from: A.B on August 01, 2008, 08:17:42 AM
I'm leaning in the direction of the raccoon explanation.


No way. Its either a man eating monster from the deep looking to prey on your children. Or an alien. Duh. Either way there are hordes of them and this is a sure sign that humanity is doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

sac
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: ducpenguin on August 01, 2008, 09:00:14 AM
I like the turtle without a shell idea...but, I didn't realize turtles had long canine tails and paws...
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 01, 2008, 09:07:44 AM
Looks like a blind date I had once.  [Shudder]
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: TiNi on August 01, 2008, 09:19:20 AM
i don't feel so well after looking at that  :-\  [puke]
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 01, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 01, 2008, 09:19:20 AM
i don't feel so well after looking at that  :-\  [puke]

You went on a date with her too?!  :-X
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: TiNi on August 01, 2008, 09:49:08 AM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on August 01, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
You went on a date with her too?!  :-X

lol
no. but i get the same feeeling when i look @ your avatar

... something's definitely not quite right  :-\
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: DCXCV on August 01, 2008, 09:49:40 AM
WTF?  Is it really newsworthy that the Jersey Devil vacations in the Hamptons?
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: TiNi on August 01, 2008, 09:51:20 AM
Quote from: DCXCV on August 01, 2008, 09:49:40 AM
WTF?  Is it really newsworthy that the Jersey Devil vacations in the Hamptons?

don't think so, but the jersey devil has wings  ;)
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Grampa on August 01, 2008, 09:51:59 AM
I know for a fact......





it aint a shaved beaver
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: KnightofNi on August 01, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 01, 2008, 09:51:59 AM
I know for a fact......





it aint a shaved beaver

yeah, the tail is all wrong.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: EvilDuc on August 01, 2008, 10:30:23 AM
Jeff Corwin's take on it. 

I hate the female anchor in this clip.  I'm sure she has much more experience identifying animals than Jeff Corwin  [roll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnYy93n69JY



Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on August 01, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 01, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
yeah, the tail is all wrong.

I think if it has a tail it isn't really a beaver at all.  ;D
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Xiphias on August 01, 2008, 11:05:04 AM


I wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: ducpenguin on August 01, 2008, 11:37:47 AM
Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on August 01, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
I think if it has a tail it isn't really a beaver at all.  ;D
Not true...I have seen some really nice tails on shaved beavers...
Quote from: RobJohn3 on August 01, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
I wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Not if it is a shaved beaver!  Those have a gamey taste...
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Jaman on May 14, 2009, 07:37:10 AM
It's baaaaack!

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-limont1412762172may13,0,500231.story?track=rss (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-limont1412762172may13,0,500231.story?track=rss)

Just in time for summer, Long Island's latest fad-slash-biological freak show once again is in all of its bloated, pallid glory.

Reports of a Montauk Monster washing up on a Southold beach are circulating after the montauk-monster.com blog posted pictures and video last week of what looks like a beaked, four-legged animal's carcass.

Nicky Papers, 24, a culinary school student from West Islip who runs the blog, said a couple from Southold contacted him after they saw the carcass on the Founders Landing Park shore last Wednesday.



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"It smelled horrible," Papers said. "It's like nothing I've ever seen before. I don't think the pictures do it justice."

Papers said the couple shoved the carcass with a stick into a garbage bag and took it to an undisclosed Southold location.

Attempts to contact the Southold couple were unsuccessful, and Papers said he did not want to reveal their identity without their permission.

Last July, three Montauk friends said they found an animal corpse, eventually dubbed the Montauk Monster, on Ditch Plains Beach.

Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: pennyrobber on May 14, 2009, 10:03:38 AM
The new pic just looks like a dog. The "beak" is just the front of the skull protruding from the peeled back skin. Now the first one, still don't know.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: erkishhorde on May 14, 2009, 12:03:11 PM
The couple that found it took it after letting the Montauk monster website people take pictures.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 14, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 01, 2008, 09:51:59 AM
I know for a fact......





it aint a shaved beaver

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 01, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
yeah, the tail is all wrong.

Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on August 01, 2008, 10:53:16 AM
I think if it has a tail it isn't really a beaver at all.  ;D

Quote from: Xiphias on August 01, 2008, 11:05:04 AM

I wonder if it tastes like chicken?


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Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: junior varsity on May 14, 2009, 03:19:27 PM
it is clearly related to el chupacabra.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: superjohn on May 14, 2009, 03:29:43 PM
I think it's a sea turtle who got drunk and couldn't find hi way home.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 14, 2009, 03:36:39 PM
WTF??  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^





EDIT: This was in response to the bullshit spam post that Statler so kindly took care of in an expedited fashion.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on May 14, 2009, 03:38:24 PM
make the beast with two backsing spammers
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: junior varsity on May 14, 2009, 03:38:41 PM
spamalamadingdong.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 14, 2009, 03:40:01 PM
I just used the "report to mod" button for the first time ever!  :D
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Statler on May 14, 2009, 03:44:36 PM
holy shit.

The guy posts 4 spam posts and my email inbox just lit up like a christmas tree.

Thanks, guys.

he's gone.

getting rid of posts now.
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Oldfisti on May 14, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Statler on May 14, 2009, 03:44:36 PM
holy shit.

The guy posts 4 spam posts and my email inbox just lit up like a christmas tree.

Thanks, guys.

he's gone.

getting rid of posts now.


You're the man
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 14, 2009, 03:48:43 PM
Quote from: Statler on May 14, 2009, 03:44:36 PM
holy shit.

The guy posts 4 spam posts and my email inbox just lit up like a christmas tree.

Thanks, guys.

he's gone.

getting rid of posts now.


Spammers piss me off so bad it makes me want to punch retards. Thanks for the quick work buddy.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Ummm....why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montauk Monster?
Post by: Alexandre on May 14, 2009, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Statler on May 14, 2009, 03:44:36 PM
holy shit.

The guy posts 4 spam posts and my email inbox just lit up like a christmas tree.

Thanks, guys.

he's gone.

getting rid of posts now.

Thanks!  [thumbsup]