Just thought I would ask, it can be interesting. [thumbsup]
mine
707soldier= I lived in Solano County, Ca 707area code and ex US Army
lived pretty close to Zuma beach in Malibu....
Quote from: Lucazuma on August 11, 2008, 01:24:28 PM
lived pretty close to Zuma beach in Malibu....
mooch was taken
[laugh]
I haz cat. Cat iz bob. I iz papa of bob
It's the same as my license plate, a play on the spelling naked...
Stole it from Z Germanz.
Back when I first joined up on TOB I was the mascot at the Univ. of North Carolina.
Lived in Sacramento. Ride a Ducati.
sac
/also have a huge scrotum
/looks funny next to my tiny tiny penis
Quote from: SacDuc on August 11, 2008, 01:34:36 PM
/also have a huge scrotum
/looks funny next to my tiny tiny penis
Next to it?!
That sounds like a horrible, horrible deformity.
A LONG time ago, I stole this name from someone else. Have been using it ever since. My real name isnt even Tony.
Love the monsters.
Or it means the ladies love me ;D
However you want to look at it.
Quote from: Rameses on August 11, 2008, 01:38:00 PM
Next to it?!
That sounds like a horrible, horrible deformity.
I have pics. PM sent.
sac
Quote from: SacDuc on August 11, 2008, 01:39:21 PM
I have pics. PM sent.
sac
Wow. :o
That's really pretty incredible. I didn't think that was even possible.
Quote from: Rameses on August 11, 2008, 01:46:11 PM
Wow. :o
That's really pretty incredible. I didn't think that was even possible.
well shit. now i'm curious.
Quote from: SacDuc on August 11, 2008, 01:44:36 PM
PM Sent.
sac
/with pics
[laugh] sucks to be you dude! [laugh] anyhoo on topic I wanted a Duc bad(WannaDucBad when I joined TOB)..... then I picked up a totalled example and considered changing to GottaBrokeDuc but now that I've rebuilt it I'd have to change it again to GottaBadAzzDuc, and it's just to confusing so I'm still WannaDucBad
Oh yeah. My screen name. Umm. My first name starts with a J and I have a fantastic bubble for a behind.
Or I just like a bubble of personal space and was christened JBubble by the CAM group.
my 3 friends and I had our halo squad we called the "dirty frenchmen," of which none of us were french.
My halo name was Le Pirate. It stuck. I use it on all message boards now...and consequently, I haven't played halo in 4 years. [laugh]
Its what my parents named me.
what else do you name a hot little asian girl?
Just another example of my remarkable origionality :)
My cat's name is Pakhan, was looking at the cat when I was thinking of a name
Pakhan is Russian for prisoner boss or mafia boss, my cat is a domesticated furry chicken so it was a nice irony.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj219/Putz37/cat.jpg)
DC = 600
XC = 90
V = 5
DCXCV = 695
I think I might be a dork. :-\
actually i think that's pretty cool.
i guess i AM a dork....
Quote from: Ash on August 11, 2008, 02:08:10 PM
what else do you name a hot little asian girl?
You're right. Chained-to-the-Radiator just doesn't have the same ring to it that Ash does.
sac
that's what my master says anyway...
cmorgan0 - cmorgan46 were taken....
they just don't post much
i got it from my uncle...
he said i was small and spankin like a mouse and put a duc in front it and bigetty bam!!
DucMouse [beer]
How's that leg holdin up Krystle?
Name is self explanatory............ LAWBREAKER
............... Also somewhat of an "Enforcer"............
Quote from: Ash on August 11, 2008, 02:13:12 PM
actually i think that's pretty cool.
i guess i AM a dork....
Well, you know, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
Obsessed? Me? Never...
Quote from: DCXCV on August 11, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
Well, you know, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
Well, there are 10 kinds of people in this world according to binary, but there are 11 according to the Romans.
Waldorf and I were posting on the other board and someone said we were sounding like the grumpy muppets in the balcony. I was 'lawyer' at the time. He got Waldorf because he said I was taller. Statler stuck.
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd110/grumpylawyer/statler.jpg?t=1218491897)
slightl disturbing Statler pic. mmmmmmmmmmmmm billet.
back in highschool all my friends called me by my last name (struhall) and that got morphed into strudle, then completed into toaster strudle. and since i wouldnt feel right having a "full" two name nickname i dropped the strudle so now im just toaster. ive used this name since forever and didnt know about the roaming toaster on the old forum until after i was registered.
i honestly have met people and hang out with people on a regular basis and they still dont know my real name. people will say my real first name and people are like "who the hell are you talking about?"
Quote from: toaster on August 11, 2008, 03:02:01 PM
i honestly have met people and hang out with people on a regular basis and they still dont know my real name. people will say my real first name and people are like "who the hell are you talking about?"
thats how some people refer to me...
as DM or Mousey [thumbsup]
A riding buddy (who got me into bikes initially) used to tell me that when I put my helmet on I'd turn into a "nutter" and that I was "nuts" I just added a t to the "nuts"
I needed a logo stamp for my work as a hobby blacksmith about the time i got more or less good enough to start selling some of my work. Rather than buy something fancy & custom, I made one out of my initials "BD." And because triangles are easier to make than rounded letters in a tiny little space like the business end of a steel stamp, my logo became three equilateral triangles (two for the B and a bigger one for the D) and I became 3 Triangle Forge. Triangleforge just was easier as a screen name.
i like
ducati's & i like
martini'sQuote from: ducmouse on August 11, 2008, 03:06:29 PM
thats how some people refer to me...
as DM or Mousey [thumbsup]
i've had people i've met call me 'tini too :)
Quote from: OwnyTony on August 11, 2008, 03:29:14 PM
Wheres my PM?
The anatomy of a joke:
Step 1: the set up is generally serious or believable, often to the point of being mundane or naive. This is why comedy duos have "straight men." I stated that I my screen name was SacDuc because I lived in Sacramento and rode a ducati.
Step 2: The twist. A joke will often take an unexpected turn of events. Surprise at this turn of events is often labeled "humor" particularly if the surprise elicits laughter. I said that the "Sac" portion of my name was due to a cartoonishly large scrotum. Boy we sure weren't expecting that. [roll] This joke isn't funny simply because it is so obvious. I was reaching for what one might call "low hanging fruit" (pun intended! [thumbsup] ). To sweeten the joke a bit I added a contrasting "tiny tiny penis" image hoping that the juxtapostion of the imagery, the self deprication as well as the general humor of penis and bathroom jokes would be enough to make the post funny.
Step3 : The reaction. I failed. My post was not funny. But Ramses, who is very funny himself, picked up on what I was trying to do and took it in a new direction. He twisted the joke further by making the imagery of the of the huge scrotum and tiny penis even more absurd by suggesting that the tiny penis is located along side of teh scrotum. The anatomical inaccuracy of this (which he cunningly "proved" to be the case by using my own words) is what elevates this image from stupid/obvious to absurd. Absurdity can be an element to humor, but the joke hadn't yet matured.
Step 4: Give and Take. The rolls were now reversed. I was now the "straight man." So I set up Ramses by telling him that I had already sent him photographs of my deformed genitals.
The Punch Line: Ramses knocked it out of the park. He played the punch line in complete dead pan. It was still abundantly obvious that this was all a routine, but the delivery was perfect. He of course received no PM. But he kept up the routine perfectly. One of the funniest things I've read on this board in a while.
The reaction: And Ramses caught himself a Rube too. "Now I'm curious" she says. [laugh] All rubes will tell you (once they are let in on the joke) that they were just playing along, just keeping up the dead pan straight faced humor. But we know they are all lying because having more than one straightman just isn't funny. Having a lot of fall guys is very funny. But not as funny as having just one rube.
In short, no PM for you and thank you for playing this weeks games of "Who Understands Internet Humor." Ramses has won the grand prize. Please accept these parting gits.
sac
The explanation further makes the joke funny, because now it points out that it appears this guy is the only one who didn't get it...
anywho..... sacs penis is beyond huge
Quote from: bobspapa on August 11, 2008, 04:23:26 PM
anywho..... sacs penis is beyond huge
please dont tell us how you know that...
anyway, back on topic.
i was assigned this screen name. wasnt everyone?
Quote from: herm on August 11, 2008, 04:36:58 PM
anyway, back on topic.
i was assigned this screen name. wasnt everyone?
i'll call you herm and not the name your parents gave you [thumbsup]
Mine is a nickname that people used to call me because of my AIM screen name...DaniDivine...my first name is Danielle or Dani for short, and I guess I thought I was pretty hot shit in college when I made up my screen name, hence the Divine ;) ...but when I get married my last name will be Drayton, so I can use it forever!
Back in NROTC during a summer training session called CORTRAMID, I was a 3rd class Midshipmen and I was the XO of a bunch of other midshipmen. I hung out with the few Marine Options we had, (3-4 guys) and I was the loudest and most jacked up one and would often scream random shit. And since my last name is He, everyone just called me, The He Man. The name stuck.
I also posses herculean powers and weld a sword like no other. Dont make the beast with two backs with me, i will chop your nuts of to the size of sacs. If im not mistaken.....there were a serious of photos where men posed nude on their friends Ducati....I hope that wasnt Sac Duc, it was on TOB :o
Quote from: SacDuc on August 11, 2008, 04:06:03 PM
In short, no PM for you and thank you for playing this weeks games of "Who Understands Internet Humor." Ramses has won the grand prize. Please accept these parting gits.
sac
I win?!
:D
Quote from: Rameses on August 11, 2008, 05:07:40 PM
I win?!
:D
yes, cause you're smart just like sac. the rest of us aren't bright enough to keep up (or we're not cool enough for it to be considered that we're playing along).
Back when I was in h.s. I worked at a fast food restaurant. We all had nicknames there.
Based on my real name, Randy, Randimus Maximus was formed...I don't know all the background, but it stuck.
And here we are today. ;D
but sac sent me this picture
(http://www.surgical-tutor.org.uk/pictures/images/vascular/lymphoedema6.jpg)
:-\
Lethe is the River of Oblivion in Hades from Greek mythology. The dead drank from it's water to lose all memory of how shitty life was. Ignorance is bliss.
Quote from: Mother on August 11, 2008, 05:17:32 PM
but sac sent me this picture
:-\
[puke]
dude, seriously :-\
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 11, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
[puke]
dude, seriously :-\
what?
its a swollen leg
Oh you thought....
pervert
ouch... my eyes
it's a too'mah
hey doc..... is this normal?
It's a reaction to one of the first local forums I joined - very squid dominated.
That picture is sick [puke]
I live in Cairns, I ride a Ducati
CairnsDuc
I was going to continue with SpankyMK from the old board........But to much Baggage with that one me thinks. :P
Quote from: JBubble on August 11, 2008, 05:11:35 PM
yes, cause you're smart just like sac. the rest of us aren't bright enough to keep up (or we're not cool enough for it to be considered that we're playing along).
:D HA! Yeah, that's ri...
Wait, what? >:(
:P
I liked elBarto, but my name isn't Bart. Apparantly it is trees. ???
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=1538.msg46872#msg46872
Quote from: msincredible on August 11, 2008, 07:03:51 PM
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=1538.msg46872#msg46872
Wow. That's almost creepy...
But really cool at the same time! [thumbsup]
krolik is russian for rabbit
I picked it up when I was at the Defense Language Institute and we were joking around by translating stuff into bad russian. I came up with the translation for "Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids!"
XS Eleven 1982 to 1993
FJ 1200 1993 to 2005
FJR 1300 2004 to ?
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 11, 2008, 04:38:58 PM
i'll call you herm and not the name your parents gave you [thumbsup]
works for me...
but would you mind sending me a pm to remind me what they named me..????
and screw you monsterlover
.... it just rolled off my toung the first time I looked at at ducati ... ducati dave; and its an 03 ; .... thus Duki D 03; (NOT ducky - lol) or more correctly Ducid03.
Also branched out into selling smokies at our weekend ball tourney last weekend and was selling "Duki D's Smoki Hawt Dawgs"; I had a ducati BB cap on all weekend and no one ever asked ... (do you think they got it?). I had more fun cooking smokies on the bbq than playing ball and we came in 3ird and I made a profit selling smokies! and the team got a deal on dogs....
My Name is Rob and I own s S4R =) Original huh ???
I am a travel nurse, so I'm always moving from place to place, and I work night shift.....I've always been a nocturnal sorta person.
Nite=nocturnal
Waif=homeless person/street urchin
My son`s nickname is " little bear " , so not much thought went into this one ;D
my name's teddy... wow... creative!
37 was a clerks ref that nobody ever seemed to pick up on
.2 is because this place is like an update of TOB
Timmy Tucker is a song by my favorite band. Makes for a nice screen name. My name is nowhere near that.
Quote from: herm on August 11, 2008, 09:26:02 PM
works for me...
but would you mind sending me a pm to remind me what they named me..????
and screw you monsterlover
Huh?
What'd I do?
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 12, 2008, 01:57:36 AM
37 was a clerks ref that nobody ever seemed to pick up on
do you want people associating you with that particular reference?
I don't remember why I have this name.
Start turning on the exhaust fan when you play with solvents ;D
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 12, 2008, 05:45:27 AM
do you want people associating you with that particular reference?
i was thinking the same thing
uhhhhhh
because I Got Duc?
Because I enjoy travelling and do so as often as I can ~
JM
Duc...obvious reasons
Penguin...nick name that most people know me by...at work anyway. Kinda like a "handle" on a CB.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 12, 2008, 05:45:27 AM
do you want people associating you with that particular reference?
i think he wants to be remembered as one of those 37 people. somewhere close to the end where it was nice and dirty.
Wasn't there a thread like this before?
Back in high school a friend and I were playing Warcraft a lot. One time he said, "Hey Erk! Erk? Oh no! It's the Erkish Horde!" I didn't start using it as my SN until a few years later though. Got nostalgic during college and decided to start using it.
I was looking at my gas bill and it hit me... What if I were to join my first and last name and make them one? And then BAM! I did it and my life has never been the same since.
Quote from: darylbowden on August 12, 2008, 08:44:17 AM
I was looking at my gas bill and it hit me... What if I were to join my first and last name and make them one? And then BAM! I did it and my life has never been the same since.
so...yer name is Bill Gas?
il = Italian for Awesome. Can also translate to "the".
d00d = dude, with the double zeroes because I am 1337 like that.
For about 50 posts or so on TOB, I was il n00b. Then, my body went through some exciting changes where I grew hair where there was not hair before, and I thought about girls more, and I eventually emerged as a d00d.
Quote from: il d00d on August 12, 2008, 09:29:37 AM
il = Italian for Awesome. Can also translate to "the".
d00d = dude, with the double zeroes because I am 1337 like that.
For about 50 posts or so on TOB, I was il n00b. Then, my body went through some exciting changes where I grew hair where there was not hair before, and I thought about girls more, and I eventually emerged as a d00d.
[laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Quote from: bobspapa on August 12, 2008, 08:47:58 AM
so...yer name is Bill Gas?
Nah, William J. Gasoline. But I suppose you can call me Bill Gas for short though.
Quote from: darylbowden on August 12, 2008, 11:50:48 AM
Nah, William J. Gasoline. But I suppose you can call me Bill Gas for short though.
Why not Willie G.? ;D
Quote from: Rameses on August 12, 2008, 11:59:23 AM
Why not Willie G.? ;D
I thought about that, but it sounded a little pedophile-ish.
Quote from: darylbowden on August 12, 2008, 12:02:33 PM
I thought about that, but it sounded a little pedophile-ish.
Pedophile-ish... Redneck idol-ish... no real difference. ;D
http://home.ama-cycle.org/forms/museum/biopage1.asp?id=41 (http://home.ama-cycle.org/forms/museum/biopage1.asp?id=41)
many many years ago i was on a journey. we communed with nature, we drank the water of life, we enjoyed being alive.
then i watched monty python and the holy grail. it seemed to
i have had this name or slight variations of it since i was 14.
the other Sn i go by from tiem to time is floureater, but i decided to go with my tried and true stand by of Knight of Ni.
fwtcc is an AOL IM screen name I made in high school.
As luck would have it, it is never used for anything so I never have to use numbers, which I would forget.
It is an acronym for the sports I was playing at the time, Juniorish year of High school:
Football
Wrestling
Track and
Cross
Country
The only one I continued on in college was cross country.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 12, 2008, 01:57:36 AM
my name's teddy... wow... creative!
37 was a clerks ref that nobody ever seemed to pick up on
.2 is because this place is like an update of TOB
"Don't suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"
Now are you happy that the reference has been recognized? [evil]
Quote from: Pakhan on August 12, 2008, 12:32:24 PM
"Don't suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"
Now are you happy that the reference has been recognized? [evil]
i believe it's "Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot....HEY! Get back here!"
Quote from: herm on August 12, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
reference your tiny text rant
;D
MmmmmmKaaaay. I get it now
[laugh]
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 01:00:07 PM
i believe it's "Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot....HEY! Get back here!"
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES ;D
Mine is pretty easy.
Favorite Band- Metallica
Favorite bike- Monster
=
metallimonster
Notice the ninja star on my seat cowl
Quote from: metallimonster on August 12, 2008, 06:48:17 PM
Mine is pretty easy.
Favorite Band- Metallica
Favorite bike- Monster
=
metallimonster
Notice the ninja star on my seat cowl
Didn't you used to have a different username?
Quote from: metallimonster on August 12, 2008, 06:48:17 PM
Mine is pretty easy.
Favorite Band- Metallica
Favorite bike- Monster
=
metallimonster
Notice the ninja star on my seat cowl
You have a favorite ninja, too?
Bike is a S2R Dark.
DarkS2R became DarkStaR
(http://www.imyspacegraphics.com/images/darkstar/Darkstar.gif)
(http://www.imyspacegraphics.com/images/darkstar/darkstarlogo.gif)
Quote from: Pakhan on August 12, 2008, 12:32:24 PM
"Don't suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!"
omg... what the hell is with you lately... you perv.... [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 12, 2008, 09:37:54 PM
omg... what the hell is with you lately... you perv.... [laugh]
Have you not seen the movie?
Quote from: someguy on August 12, 2008, 09:38:42 PM
Have you not seen the movie?
i have... i'm bustin' on him 'cuz he's a post perv... ;)
Drunken: Because I like drinking.
Monkey: Because everything is better when you add monkeys
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 12, 2008, 05:45:27 AM
do you want people associating you with that particular reference?
it started off as a jab at the ex-... but that's a whole nother can o'worms...
Quote from: NAKID on August 12, 2008, 07:17:51 PM
Didn't you used to have a different username?
Nope on this and TOB was always metallimonster
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on August 12, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
Drunken: Because I like drinking.
Monkey: Because everything is better when you add monkeys
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1032504600854524026&ei=RfKiSK6jDZnWrgPwt7EU&q=trunk+monkey&vt=lf&hl=en
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on August 12, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
Drunken: Because I like drinking.
Monkey: Because everything is better when you add monkeys
I would up it a notch
Drunken Monkey Cheesy Bacon Taters
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 12, 2008, 09:40:40 PM
i have... i'm bustin' on him 'cuz he's a post perv... ;)
I'm a post perv that's pre-op living in the now! :P
Blacked-out at an Iggy Pop Concert in NYC last year.
Quote from: Blackout on August 13, 2008, 08:46:11 AM
Blacked-out at an Iggy Pop Concert in NYC last year.
And all along I thought that was a Transformers reference. You lose points.
(http://www.livephysics.com/gallery/d/2129-2/blackout.png)
I started out as Loki back in the day (God of Mischief).
Changed to my actual name- Tonyj
Got here and changed it to Stu Pedasso (say it fast).
Thinking about changing it back to one of the old names. I am seeing a psychiatrist about my multiple personality disorder. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on August 13, 2008, 09:45:24 AM
Got here and changed it to Stu Pedasso (say it fast).
clever! [thumbsup]
Quote from: Pakhan on August 13, 2008, 08:35:00 AM
I'm a post perv that's pre-op living in the now! :P
??? are you TRYING to confuse me [laugh]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 13, 2008, 10:43:23 AM
??? are you TRYING to confuse me [laugh]
It just comes naturally. ;)
my mom is irish, my dad is german. they had sex.
Stu that is awesome.
Quote from: McKraut on August 13, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
my mom is irish, my dad is german. they had sex.
Go on . . .
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2008, 11:55:40 AM
Go on . . .
He whipped out his wienerschnitzel and she presented her boxty. It was a fantastic meal ;)
oh, they've shown me the video....very grainy, lots of hair... but i guess it was the 70's.
Quote from: fwtcc on August 13, 2008, 12:12:45 PM
Wait, wait...
Was that one really sent?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
[clap]
Quote from: McKraut on August 13, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
my mom is irish, my dad is german. they had sex.
(http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/images/smilies/worthless.gif)
www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970830&mode=weekly
And we keep rabbits.
Quote from: bobspapa on August 13, 2008, 07:44:52 AM
I would up it a notch
Drunken Monkey Cheesy Bacon Taters
As always, BP is wise.
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 02:33:02 PM
Abuse of power.....
What about self-abuse of powers?
And will it make me go blind and grow hair on my palms?
Quote from: bobspapa on August 13, 2008, 02:35:05 PM
I have powers?
Nah, Drunken Monkey for changing his username. Or have the flounders enabled that function again...
edit for spelling, wow, really screwed that one up...
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 02:52:26 PM
Nah, Brunkey Monkey for changing his username. Or have the flounders enabled that function again...
damn, I was gonn'a try out my newly found powers on lm tonight.
Well... I was "duc_fan" on TOB. I've had "ducati_fan" for an e-mail addy since I was like 12 years old, which is about the time I first became aware of their existance. First pics of the 916... I was hooked. So yeah, "duc_fan" became my web handle, based on my longstanding affinity for the brand, and my old e-mail address.
My current handle was given to me by the local PacNW DMF crew. To my knowledge, I'm the only professed (or at least practicing) Christian amongst the Portland-area DMFers, and Chuck (DMF: Neikos) dubbed me "BibleBoy" one day. Chuck struck me as the kind of guy who normally gives out significantly less desirable nicknames, so I figured I'd take BibleBoy and run with it. ;)
Today at our group gigs, I'm alternately referred to as BibleBoy, BB, Duc Fan, or simply Dan.
hi simply Dan
I want some cheesy bacon taters....
:'(
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 13, 2008, 03:10:22 PM
I want some cheesy bacon taters....
:'(
poof.... you are now teddy037.2 cheezy bacon taters
Quote from: bobspapa on August 13, 2008, 03:11:31 PM
poof.... you are now teddy037.2 cheezy bacon taters
<bows on one knee, ninja stylee>
my liege...
[laugh]
It is what it is.
Quote from: TCK! on August 13, 2008, 03:21:29 PM
It is what it is.
[kicks TCK! square in the dick] >:(
Sorry. :-[ Its a reflex whenever I hear that phrase.
sac
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 02:52:26 PM
Nah, Drunken Monkey for changing his username. Or have the flounders enabled that function again...
Pssst, that was TOB. ;)
I thought they did it here too. My bad. How's the traffic over there anyway? Haven't been there in A WHILE...
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 03:31:53 PM
I thought they did it here too. My bad. How's the traffic over there anyway? Haven't been there in A WHILE...
I try not to check so as not to give them any hits.
But curiosity got the better of me sometime last week.
It's still basically dead, but not as bad as it was a while back when there hadn't been a post in over a week.
Figured that. I'm the same way, I don't want to give them any more traffic...
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2008, 03:29:20 PM
[kicks TCK! square in the dick] >:(
Sorry. :-[ Its a reflex whenever I hear that phrase.
sac
You'd have to get a little bit taller before you'd be able to reach so no worries.
Quote from: TCK! on August 13, 2008, 04:36:18 PM
You'd have to get a little bit taller before you'd be able to reach so no worries.
Doesn't hang too low, huh? [cheeky]
sac
/river is cold
//deep too
Quote from: SacDuc on August 13, 2008, 04:40:25 PM
Doesn't hang too low, huh? [cheeky]
sac
/river is cold
//deep too
...and the bottom's muddy.
hmmm...........good stuff.
how come iz iznt here to get some abuse?
i.e.----
i'm az, i mean iz, i mean,.........wait
i will take a picture. that will explain everything. :D
BTW, i am thinking of moving somewhere soon
Quote from: herm on August 13, 2008, 05:38:31 PM
hmmm...........good stuff.
how come iz iznt here to get some abuse?
can the servers hold up to the amount of traffic a discussion on iz names would create?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 13, 2008, 05:44:14 PM
can the servers hold up to the amount of traffic a discussion on iz names would create?
we are nowhere near our limit. ;)
Quote from: ducpainter on August 13, 2008, 05:45:38 PM
we are nowhere near our limit. ;)
<-------
you got mail
who did?
if you have to ask, it want you
AZ_Mastiff, AZ_FNDuc, AZ, AZ/IZ, IZ
Plus I'm sure there's a few I missed...
dont forget AZ_Monster, before the first board crash
when he lost like 11ty billion posts off his post count
Quote from: herm on August 13, 2008, 05:59:02 PM
dont forget AZ_Monster, before the first board crash
when he lost like 11ty billion posts off his post count
i thought we all vowed not to speak of
AZ_Monster er, AZ_Mastiff, what's next? IZ's lost posts?
its kind of like a secret
if more than one person knows about it.....
hey herm..we're like neck & neck with posts!
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 13, 2008, 06:07:53 PM
i thought we all vowed not to speak of AZ_Monster er, AZ_Mastiff, what's next? IZ's lost posts?
I think there are many many AZ'z
much like the oompa loompas in the most recent Willy Wonka movie
they all look identical
post under different names
and
live in different parts of the country
but
due to regualtions in the witness protection program
they can only post one at a time
I wasn't there before the "big crash" where he lost "5000+" posts...
nope, i am one ahead
Now two...
Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2008, 06:12:47 PM
I think there are many many AZ'z
much like the oompa loompas in the most recent Willy Wonka movie
they all look identical
post under different names
and
live in different parts of the country
but
due to regualtions in the witness protection program
they can only post one at a time
mom may be on to something, here.
I hear AZ_isaprettyshortguy
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 06:13:19 PM
I wasn't there before the "big crash" where he lost "5000+" posts...
I joined almost immediately afterward.
And got to hear
alllllll about it. [roll]
dammit herm!
teddy, you'd be taller than the iz, methinks!
Ass.....
more than randimus
nothing else matters
damn all you younginz
got no respect for the freedoms we fought for before the big crash
just so you can sit in you chairs and post up pics of cats
it was a different time back in those days
we had to type uphill, both ways
and print out the responses
and send them via carrier pidgeon to spidey
so he could tape them together and take pics to post on the internets
damn bunch o lazy kids
aint got no respect fer yur elders
I thought we were pals, herm :'(
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 13, 2008, 06:19:23 PM
dammit herm!
teddy, you'd be taller than the iz, methinks!
which is scary, me being asian n'all... maybe THAT'S why he's all into japanese stuff! he thinks he'll fit right in! [laugh]
Quote from: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 06:19:51 PM
Or this...
hahahahaaaaa... shoosh :D
did you say pics of allicat?
/shudder/
:o
teddy taters is asian
:o
that makes like two
it's an invasion
I say we round 'em up for questioning
i think IZ is lost
Quote from: herm on August 13, 2008, 06:24:17 PM
did you say pics of allicat?
/shudder/
:-X
Oh gawd
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 13, 2008, 06:25:53 PM
i think IZ is lost
Small man...
big state...
I think you're right.
Back on subject
stands for Canadian Racer, 'cause of my country of origin and my need for speed....
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 13, 2008, 06:25:53 PM
i think IZ is lost
yeh, i kind of figured to flush him out with this
complete thread jack discussion of screen names ???
Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2008, 06:25:45 PM
:o
teddy taters is asian
:o
that makes like two
it's an invasion
I say we round 'em up for questioning
I'm not as hot as Ash, though :'(
Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2008, 06:25:45 PM
:o
teddy taters is asian
:o
how did you not know that?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on August 13, 2008, 06:48:11 PM
how did you not know that?
because I don't flash pictures of my hawt self like ash does...
some of us are modest like that
Quote from: Bun-bun on August 13, 2008, 02:20:34 PM
www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970830&mode=weekly
And we keep rabbits.
i have been waiting for a chance to make a sluggy ref in order to determine if that was the origin of your name, but it never presented itself.
but now i know. [thumbsup]
and it is my beliefe that AZZ_IZ_shortywithgrayhair is waiting for a good comment to come up so he can showcase his "wit"
either that or he got another nail in his tire.
wait up you guys... im lost! who is this iz you speak of? or is it az? whats going on?
Teddy Taters! I love it! [laugh]
1984 blockbuster movie, Tank, starring James Garner.
Cyrus Buelton is the crooked sheriff in Macon County.
Several years ago when I lived in Marin I used to play this game called Dope wars on my Palm Pilot. http://www.treadon.us/
I had to make a character to play the game, and since I liked to Play In San Francisco (as opposed to South Africa or London) I became Frisco Dave for that game.
Then On TOB I was "Inglenook" after the pretty awesome little community that I lived in, right on HWY 1. Plus I know I was the only Duc Owner that lived there Pop. 300
Then after the New board came into being, I thought I might not always live here in Inglenook. But Mendocino county will always be where Home is as it has been off an on for most of my life.
So after a Place name I became MendoDave on this board and another local board.
Quote from: toaster on August 14, 2008, 09:25:48 AM
wait up you guys... im lost! who is this iz you speak of? or is it az? whats going on?
AZ/IZ is a legend 'round these parts, whom shall only be spoken of in hushed tones...
j/k... he's an... uhh.. "interesting" character who winds up as the butt of many old-skool Ducati Monster List/Forum jokes. You'll need to spend some hours reading old threads on TOB to get some idea of the nature of IZ.
And whatever you do, do NOT EVER ask for a pic of IZ. [puke] No one needs to see
that pic again.
Quote from: BibleBoy on August 14, 2008, 11:13:08 AM
And whatever you do, do NOT EVER ask for a pic of IZ. [puke] No one needs to see that pic again.
mother of god.
he should be banned for that one [puke]
hmmmmm where did I put that easter bunny pic?
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/he_he.jpg?t=1218741150)
mom had a dream that i named maself... i forget how she says it goes... now if i could only figure out how to load a picture. Ah well this one is close [evil]
Nice pipemod pic mod, BP!
We all know that was the original intent anyway.
Quote from: romyo on August 14, 2008, 12:17:56 PM
mom had a dream that i named maself... i forget how she says it goes... now if i could only figure out how to load a picture. Ah well this one is close [evil]
I had a fish named romyo
"nice" and "pipemod" should never... EVER... be used in the same sentence!
Quote from: teddy037.2 cheezy bacon taters! on August 14, 2008, 01:05:56 PM
"nice" and "pipemod" should never... EVER... be used in the same sentence!
[laugh]
Niether should
naked and
ninja!!
[evil]
Quote from: IZ on August 14, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
[laugh]
Niether should naked and ninja!!
[evil]
heyyyyy! what's up, lil'man? :-*
Quote from: teddy037.2 cheezy bacon taters! on August 14, 2008, 01:42:28 PM
heyyyyy! what's up, lil'man? :-*
Been working these past two days and was just informed of this thread's contents
[cheeky]
Since we're on the name topic too. It's pronounced
IZ as in "eyes".
Nice new screen name too by the way..
Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2008, 06:25:45 PM
:o
teddy taters is asian
:o
that makes like two
it's an invasion
I say we round 'em up for questioning
Three.
You can't catch all of us.
One day we will rule the world.
Again.
just dont change the menu
Desmo = Desmodromic Valvetrain
noster = I bought a Monster
S4RS = Duh
hey Iz_Az_whatever....
took you long enough to show... ;D
Quote from: IZ on August 14, 2008, 01:49:47 PM
Since we're on the name topic too. It's pronounced IZ as in "eyes".
EYES?!?! ??? You must be smoking with your garage-door destroying neighbor ;D
Quote from: elTreesto on August 14, 2008, 06:03:36 PM
EYES?!?! ??? You must be smoking with your garage-door destroying neighbor ;D
IZ..short for
Izaac my old Pug. My lil' man. :)
His name lives on everytime I sign in and see it posted up.
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa14/akido10/IzaacandWinstoninAZ-1.jpg)
Since my last name is Baxter, i have been called Bastard since the 2nd grade and stopped getting pissed off in 3rd grade, now its my other name and reflects whatever board i'm on: DucatiBastard ('06 S2R 800), SRTBastard ('04 SRT-4, on srtforums.com) BuellBastard when i was thinking of getting a buell, etc.etc.etc...side note i only wore the 'hawk in my sig for about a week last halloween, went as Travis from Taxi Driver ("you talkin' to me?"), i had the whole get-up, overcoat, campaign buttons, dark glasses, and STILL only won second place in the costume contest!!! not that i'm bitter or anything...
Quote from: IZ on August 14, 2008, 06:27:08 PM
IZ..short for Izaac my old Pug. My lil' man. :)
His name lives on everytime I sign in and see it posted up.
hanging head in shame
:-X
Quote from: DucatiBastard on August 14, 2008, 06:42:02 PM
Since my last name is Baxter, i have been called Bastard since the 2nd grade and stopped getting pissed off in 3rd grade, now its my other name and reflects whatever board i'm on: DucatiBastard ('06 S2R 800), SRTBastard ('04 SRT-4, on srtforums.com) BuellBastard when i was thinking of getting a buell, etc.etc.etc...side note i only wore the 'hawk in my sig for about a week last halloween, went as Travis from Taxi Driver ("you talkin' to me?"), i had the whole get-up, overcoat, campaign buttons, dark glasses, and STILL only won second place in the costume contest!!! not that i'm bitter or anything...
Lemme guess, first prize went to the chick who made the most convincing Little Red Riding Ho.
Close, slutty vampire. The year before i went as Pee-Wee herman, dead-frickin-on! full suit, bowtie, and lost to a gladiator, i'm thinkin its rigged...
Quote from: DucatiBastard on August 14, 2008, 06:42:02 PM
Since my last name is Baxter, i have been called Bastard since the 2nd grade and stopped getting pissed off in 3rd grade, now its my other name and reflects whatever board i'm on: DucatiBastard ('06 S2R 800), SRTBastard ('04 SRT-4, on srtforums.com) BuellBastard when i was thinking of getting a buell, etc.etc.etc...side note i only wore the 'hawk in my sig for about a week last halloween, went as Travis from Taxi Driver ("you talkin' to me?"), i had the whole get-up, overcoat, campaign buttons, dark glasses, and STILL only won second place in the costume contest!!! not that i'm bitter or anything...
You look like Travis in that picture, unfortunately it's Travis Barker...
damn, the blink-182 dude? i've only got 1 tat! wait, do i get a porn star wife?
Yup, that guy, and no. She wasn't a "porn star", just a playmate [roll]
ok, i'll "settle" for a playmate ;D
Quote from: elTreesto on August 14, 2008, 06:46:11 PM
hanging head in shame
:-X
No worries. Everyone thinks it's pronounced "is" or "I-Z".
so, eyes-Z,
how do you want to explain the muffler pic to those who are not familiar with it?
He was horny and Amy was out of town...
[laugh]
Quote from: herm on August 14, 2008, 09:44:54 PM
so, eyes-Z,
how do you want to explain the muffler pic to those who are not familiar with it?
you were there. you don't remember it was in retaliation to herb's clutch cover pic?
Quote from: IZ on August 14, 2008, 10:36:24 PM
you were there. you don't remember it was in retaliation to herb's clutch cover pic?
oh,
thats right :-X
"eyes" on the pipemod ;D
AZ_istehhoorforatenshunz
Quote from: McKraut on August 13, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
my mom is irish, my dad is german. they had sex.
I thought he pre-fix 'Mac' tended to be Scottish, while the prefix "O' tended to be Irish...
JM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 15, 2008, 04:56:03 AM
I thought he pre-fix 'Mac' tended to be Scottish, while the prefix "O' tended to be Irish...
JM
Mac = Scottish
Mc = Irish
O' = Irish
I wish I had a cool story for how I got my user name but alas.....
My first Ducati was a Monster and while looking for info on the net regarding the Ducati Monster Challenge I stumbled across TOB. I immediately joined and when prompted for a user name I couldn't think of anything clever and Monstermash was the first thing that came to mind.
When I jumped ship from TOB, I was pretty pissed off at the whole situation so I thought about changing my screen name to "VS sucks big donkey dick" but it was too long to type. ;D
I am studying to become a Doctor of Chiropractic, and Woody has been my nickname for a long time (think Toy Story, the movie). However 'Doctor Woody' just sounds too dirty, so I settled with Doctor Woodrow, which I think sounds kinda sophisticated, too bad the Duc ruins that . . .
The Doc (on a Duc)
Rufus is the name of my dog. I just added the number for the hell of it.
Quote from: Fresh Pants on August 14, 2008, 01:57:41 PM
Three.
You can't catch all of us.
One day we will rule the world.
Again.
dammit
they're breeding like rabbits
we must find the queen
CraigD cuz I'm Craig D, 426 is my badge # at the fire dept. Word! [thumbsup] 8)
Quote from: Mother on August 18, 2008, 11:47:31 PM
dammit
they're breeding like rabbits
we must find the queen
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 19, 2008, 02:03:35 AM
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
gooble gobble
gooble gobble
(http://www.roussimoff.com/Freaks%20History/Schlizie%20the%20Pinhead%20as%20movie%20actor.jpg)
Hijacked a shuttle to return to Earth - seemed like a logical choice. [thumbsup]
sno = live in Alaska, snow on the ground over half the year.
duc = ride Ducati's
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2008, 01:02:30 PM
I had a fish named romyo
sorry bobspapa, my timeing belts way off. Or it could be the meds...
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 14, 2008, 09:05:10 AM
i have been waiting for a chance to make a sluggy ref in order to determine if that was the origin of your name, but it never presented itself.
but now i know. [thumbsup]
Simple,
just ask if I felt more like Riff or Torg.
Though lately it's more like a male version of Zoe! ???
The girl I was engaged to always had the same remark when people asked me what kind of cars I own "He has muscle cars only". It saved her from listening to me rattling them off and the long conversations that would follow. It was her quick way out of hearing the same long story over and over again. For the record I can't blame her for what she did..I have a bakers dozen that are restored, 3 more in the works.
Desmo-for the Desmodromic engine of my Monster
Diva-I just play one on the interweb
Nickname I got working in porn.....
;D
.....in all seriousness, it is a nickname I got at work for being quite good at what I did (even though that's REALLY boring) and since it's the only nickname I've ever had (prick, dork, dumbass, and moron don't count) I used it. Now I have a '96 Supersport to go with the name so it all fits.
If I post on this thread I will be like the guy who posted how to clean your helmet visor . . .
Hmmm...
I used to go by Chipo. It is my actual nickname, a play on Chucho which is the nickname given to people named Jesus in Venezuela.
El Matador came as a joke in a ducati trip I made in March it was given to me by Desmolu, another member, and it kinda stuck. :)
Same thing as Chuy in Mexico right?
Quote from: NAKID on August 31, 2008, 06:43:24 PM
Same thing as Chuy in Mexico right?
Yup. Chuy is the abbreviated version of Chuito which is the small version of Chucho
It was yet another (one of hundreds) derivation of my last name, Jarvis. Vicious is also a bit of a misnomer, though. I'm a bit of a pansy.