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Title: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 15, 2008, 01:04:41 PM
This lady should be worrying about those sirens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: eltristo on August 15, 2008, 01:09:26 PM
I am apauled at whut wee as a nayshun are doing to our watter and air allowing thees metuls into the sprinlers and breathing air and stuff.








guh. [bang]
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Kopfjager on August 15, 2008, 01:09:57 PM
I don't know what is oozing out of the ground, but after listening to her, my brain is oozing out of my ears.  ???
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 15, 2008, 01:15:36 PM
What the hell is going on?!?!
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Fresh Pants on August 15, 2008, 01:40:11 PM
"They" don't want you to know.

The visible spectrum...   is rainbows.


Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: IZ on August 15, 2008, 01:52:51 PM
She does make a valid point..just what is in our oxygen supply?! 
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Monstermash on August 15, 2008, 02:01:23 PM
You stupid pregnant dog.....It's called light.  [roll]
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: ducpenguin on August 15, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
I quit...are you f'ing kidding me...WOW!
Quote from: Fresh Pants on August 15, 2008, 01:40:11 PM
"They" don't want you to know.

The visible spectrum...   is rainbows.
Rainbows...the government is taking over our minds!  My God...all faith is out the window!
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: IZ on August 15, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
For the love of god and mother earth..

I hope she sent this to Al Gore!! 
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Monstermash on August 15, 2008, 02:30:17 PM
Quote from: IZ on August 15, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
For the love of god and mother earth..

I hope she sent this to Al Gore!! 

  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 15, 2008, 02:59:49 PM
Quote from: IZ on August 15, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
For the love of god and mother earth..

I hope she sent this to Al Gore!! 

I think Al may have written her script.
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Xiphias on August 15, 2008, 03:07:25 PM
Frito Pendejo
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: OwnyTony on August 15, 2008, 03:16:46 PM
WOW This lady is a moron.  You learn this in elementary school.  Little droplets of light scatter the light and the source of light has to be behind you.  OMG !!! IT IS THE LAWS OF NATURE AT WORK!!
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: KnightofNi on August 15, 2008, 04:10:42 PM
Quote from: OwnyTony on August 15, 2008, 03:16:46 PM
WOW This lady is a moron.  You learn this in elementary school.  Little droplets of light scatter the light and the source of light has to be behind you.  OMG !!! IT IS THE LAWS OF NATURE AT WORK!!

no it's not. you heard her. IT'S NOT NATURAL! it can't be natural to see a rainbow in the mist of a sprinkler with the light coming through it. visible light is not supposed to be a rainbow!
i bet you all think that global warming is real and not a cover up of the nuclear war being waged against the mole men living under the earth's crust too!
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: lethe on August 15, 2008, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 15, 2008, 04:10:42 PM
no it's not. you heard her. IT'S NOT NATURAL! it can't be natural to see a rainbow in the mist of a sprinkler with the light coming through it. visible light is not supposed to be a rainbow!
i bet you all think that global warming is real and not a cover up of the nuclear war being waged against the mole men living under the earth's crust too!
Why do you think I have a tunnel? I can build you one too, I've yet to see a rainbow in the dark, we must all move to the dark where it is safe!
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: aaronb on August 15, 2008, 04:21:59 PM
so wait, you guys don't believe her?  shit, i have a speech to rewrite. 
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: KnightofNi on August 15, 2008, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: lethe on August 15, 2008, 04:18:39 PM
Why do you think I have a tunnel? I can build you one too, I've yet to see a rainbow in the dark, we must all move to the dark where it is safe!

you are obviously not the subject of the dio song then.  [laugh]
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Stella on August 15, 2008, 04:29:24 PM
funny!   i'm guessing she recorded that at say, oh, 4:21 in the afternoon....  <insert stoner smiley>
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: lethe on August 15, 2008, 04:30:24 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 15, 2008, 04:24:58 PM
you are obviously not the subject of the dio song then.  [laugh]
We must not speak of midgets with strong voices, they also have good ears and can hear us.
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Grampa on August 15, 2008, 05:29:19 PM
the men in black now cruise in these...........


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/JJGeo/IMG_5926.jpg)
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Jobu on August 15, 2008, 05:53:53 PM
Hey, that's IZ's neighbor's car.  [laugh]

As for the video.  I've seen a rainbow in oil before.  I bet there's oil her water.
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: eichh on August 16, 2008, 05:04:01 AM
Ahh yes the "rainbow" natures silent killer. Wherever rainbows go death and mayhem are sure to fallow!!       Be carefull out there guys, Eichh
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: zarn02 on August 16, 2008, 07:14:23 AM
. . .

[roll]
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: SacDuc on August 16, 2008, 11:31:58 AM
 Rainbows? Clearly a conspiracy by the feds to . . . uh . . . what's that Sir Newton? You work this out centuries ago?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/461px-Newton-opticks.jpg/360px-461px-Newton-opticks.jpg)


Nevermind then.

sac


/math is hard
//but not that make the beast with two backsing hard
//can't fix stupid
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Grampa on August 16, 2008, 11:33:50 AM
Newton was a Kunt?
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: SacDuc on August 16, 2008, 11:38:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 16, 2008, 11:33:50 AM
Newton was a Kunt?


If your God appointed monarch calls you a Knt then you're a Knt. There's no way out of it.

sac
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: Grampa on August 16, 2008, 11:43:15 AM
I called my exwife a knt once..... we didnt have sex for a year cuz of it.
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: eltristo on August 16, 2008, 12:54:39 PM
To be fair, she's not denying the previous existence of rainbows, only that they appeared in sprinklers 20 years ago.  which, of course, they did.  Apparently the meth affected her memory more than expected.
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: aaronb on August 16, 2008, 03:22:30 PM
Newton spelled optics wrong.  what a dumb ass. 
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: mossimo on August 16, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
I bet she shops at Wal-mart and had dorritos between 3 slices of white bread for lunch [bang]

Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: NAKID on August 17, 2008, 06:51:35 PM
Since everyone else has already hit on the key points, isn't it spelled predominately?
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: eltristo on August 17, 2008, 08:53:05 PM
That's part of what I was trying to get at with my post:


QuoteI am apauled at whut wee as a nayshun are doing to our watter and air allowing thees metuls into the sprinlers and breathing air and stuff.

Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 18, 2008, 01:48:08 AM
dern these gov't programs!

*crimps foil hat tighter*
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: KnightofNi on August 18, 2008, 06:54:16 AM
Quote from: mossimo on August 16, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
I bet she shops at Wal-mart and had dorritos between 3 slices of white bread for lunch [bang]



that sounds tasty. i know what i'm having at lunch today!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: MikeZ on August 18, 2008, 07:22:24 AM
Quote from: mossimo on August 16, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
I bet she shops at Wal-mart and had dorritos between 3 slices of white bread for lunch [bang]

This is no good but add peanut butter and jelly on the bread w/ the doritos and that is some good eats.
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: KnightofNi on August 18, 2008, 07:24:34 AM
Quote from: MikeZ on August 18, 2008, 07:22:24 AM
This is no good but add peanut butter and jelly on the bread w/ the doritos and that is some good eats.


i have been putting chips on my sandwiches since i was a kid. my fave with PB&J is bbq fritos though. 
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: capt steubing on August 18, 2008, 01:31:06 PM
I think she and all of you are totally missing the point, the rainbow is obviously from the gays, they are trying to take over her yard.  Been trying it for years in my yard, but I just don't water it and they are kept at bay.  Too bad there is only one Village People smiley, I think we need all of them [leo].
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 18, 2008, 02:06:02 PM
Quote from: capt steubing on August 18, 2008, 01:31:06 PM
I think she and all of you are totally missing the point, the rainbow is obviously from the gays, they are trying to take over her yard.  Been trying it for years in my yard, but I just don't water it and they are kept at bay.  Too bad there is only one Village People smiley, I think we need all of them [leo].

lol. didn't the dead milkmen write a song about that?

it was the soil, at least...
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: MendoDave on August 18, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
I think whats oozing out of her ground and into her drinking water is a little of the Lysergic acid diethylamide  ;D
Title: Re: This is sooooo stupid, it must be a derby.
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 19, 2008, 02:10:07 AM
ohhh, baby.. if only!  [evil]