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Red Monster Spotted on Main St in Maple Shade. I was at the post office and saw you pass by.

Arrrrgh! Who dares to trespass in our territory and not post about it. [pirate hat smiley]  :P

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i gotta start riding with a cutlass.

I have one you can use.  wt:

You could make idiot cagers who cut you off on Kelly Dr. jump into the Schuylkill.  :e:v

i have a shoprt claymore and i have always wanted to ride with it strapped to my back.


also, i need to find  way to mount the machete to the bike....MORE MODS!!!

hmm maybe a lil tacky, maybe go for one of those medevil battle axes. Now thats style lol.

i already have one of those. it's hanging on the closet door in the living room

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff167/kngtofni/axe.jpg)

see now isnt that much better than a machette. I am a little scared as to why you have one so readily available.   ??? still that would  would keep plenty of cagers away.  wt:

sure the axe looks more intimidating, but it's very hard to use while on the bike. that's why i want to mount the machete  wt:

as for why i have the axe...it's part of the collection. (most of them could be used in actual fights too) i have a few swords, plenty of knives, the axe, and a few different blunt striking implements as well. i've always loved bladed weapons so i started collecting them when i had my own money.

the guy thinks he's is a pirate - what did you expect  [cheeky]

Look out Mother, he's armed!

 :o