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Title: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Pakhan on May 08, 2008, 07:51:49 AM
to date these men or women.  A dating site that requires an IQ test.  I tried twice and failed, I know others that have tried too.

think you can pass?  Post up if you can.

http://www.intelligentpeople.com/us/?


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Stucky on May 08, 2008, 08:03:23 AM

I started this test with visions of passing and then calling out the difference between you're and your.  I failed my first and only attempt and will shut up now  :bang


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: James.M on May 08, 2008, 08:16:35 AM
ugh, browser crashed on question 12... gotta retake it... my eyes hurt tho...


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Buckethead on May 08, 2008, 08:20:14 AM
Umm.... You might want to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're" before trying again.

Just saying. ;)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: James.M on May 08, 2008, 08:28:55 AM
Umm.... You might want to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're" before trying again.

Just saying. ;)
he did already ADMIT to failing the IQ test... leave him alone... (http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kekekegay.gif)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: vonkeswick on May 08, 2008, 08:29:35 AM
easy peasy wt:

does that mean i can date smart chicks?


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Buckethead on May 08, 2008, 08:37:21 AM
Oh, and umm....

Yeah. I passed.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Pakhan on May 08, 2008, 08:58:58 AM
Umm.... You might want to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're" before trying again.

Just saying. ;)

It was an intentional title  ;)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: James.M on May 08, 2008, 09:42:15 AM
It was an intentional title  ;)
good save.  wt:


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Pakhan on May 08, 2008, 09:43:49 AM
good save.  wt:

smart enough to attempt the save, not smart enough to date those women  ;D


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: ducducgooseme on May 08, 2008, 10:06:10 AM
can only imagine how arrogant the people are on the site anyways...  what is next, a dating site based on how hot you look?  you gotta get voted in by at least 10 members?






hey wait...I'm onto something here.  Gonna be a gazzilionaire wtih this idea.

www.dumbbuthot.com has a good ring to it


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: James.M on May 08, 2008, 10:07:15 AM
can only imagine how arrogant the people are on the site anyways...  what is next, a dating site based on how hot you look?  you gotta get voted in by at least 10 members?






hey wait...I'm onto something here.  Gonna be a gazzilionaire wtih this idea.

www.dumbbuthot.com has a good ring to it
hate to break it to ya champ, but those same people think the same thing about us riders sometimes...


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: NeufUnSix on May 08, 2008, 10:34:07 AM
I have an officially measured IQ of 169 points.

I couldn't pass that because I have no concept of math or geometry and I have difficulty with patterns.

That isn't a true IQ test, it's simply one section of a complete IQ test that is geared towards mathematical / visual problem solving.

Do you really want to date a math geek? Particularly an arrogant one who thinks he/she is better than the common proletariat who can't complete their flawed testing program?


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Stucky on May 08, 2008, 10:43:10 AM
...
Do you really want to date a math geek? Particularly an arrogant one who thinks he/she is better than the common proletariat who can't complete their flawed testing program?
That all depends on if she is bankin  ;)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: vonkeswick on May 08, 2008, 10:54:55 AM
I have an officially measured IQ of 169 points.

174 playa ;)

the drink tends to supress some of it though


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: ducrider45 on May 08, 2008, 11:06:49 AM
All you had to do was follow the pattern. I got it.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Kaveh on May 08, 2008, 11:10:32 AM
I had trouble with the ones with stars in them.  THe lines with satrs and little squares & circles.  I had no problem with teh rest though.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: TCK! on May 08, 2008, 11:12:15 AM
So I take the test, fail by the way, and then give the link to a girl I know, so she's all gung-ho yeah lets try this... then minutes later, she's like, "This is the most retarded thing ever, I would never date anyone on this site..." I responded, "They wouldn't date you either if you can't pass the test..."

It's funny she's all for it when she thinks she's smart but when she can't figure it out she's saying it's the stupidest idea ever... hahaha

*EDIT*
I had trouble with the ones with stars in them.  THe lines with satrs and little squares & circles.  I had no problem with teh rest though.
+1


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: SheMonster on May 08, 2008, 11:31:32 AM
It said I was smart enough and allowed me to join, but I didn't see where it gave a number?  ???


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: vonkeswick on May 08, 2008, 11:39:42 AM
It said I was smart enough and allowed me to join, but I didn't see where it gave a number?  ???

it doesn't give you a number, its not even a real iq test. its a portion of one


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Pakhan on May 08, 2008, 12:01:11 PM
Do you really want to date a math geek? Particularly an arrogant one who thinks he/she is better than the common proletariat who can't complete their flawed testing program?

On the plus side she won't be disappointed in me later in the relationship, that will happen immediately  :P


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Buckethead on May 08, 2008, 12:05:31 PM
Out of curiosity, where does the assumption that all smart people are arrogant come from? Most of the really smart people I know have been social outcasts long enough that they're usually pretty shy.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Howie on May 08, 2008, 12:10:17 PM
All smart people are arrogant is certainly not true, but people who belong to a sight like that?


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: c_rex on May 08, 2008, 12:55:15 PM
No fair- the blonde on their home page looks like the cylon chick on Battlestar Galactica.  Of course she'll be smart- she's a machine!


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Scottish on May 08, 2008, 01:40:49 PM
can only imagine how arrogant the people are on the site anyways...  what is next, a dating site based on how hot you look?  you gotta get voted in by at least 10 members?






hey wait...I'm onto something here.  Gonna be a gazzilionaire wtih this idea.

www.dumbbuthot.com has a good ring to it
Ohhhhh.... it's a fake link..... so dissappointed. Twice this thread made me feel foolish now.....


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: He Man on May 08, 2008, 03:02:00 PM
Okay, out of the wat, 18 questions, i think i got like 10 of them. they were all basic patterns. the ones i remember are

Object, object within an object. the winthin object inverted
Left, middle right.
Top left, midle middle, bottom right

for the star squares an circles and the bar. i did
the vaule of a circle is a star. the value square is a circle. so if you read it from left to right or top to bottom, it shoul read, circle, star, then 2 stars. so the next one would read, square, so circle, then 2 circles. etc.

there were a few that were just WTF.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: VisceralReaction on May 08, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
Those are the hot smart women that marry their intellectual equal, and then have affairs with us ignnit pepl


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: FatguyRacer on May 08, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Crash and burn.

But I already knew i was a retard.

And married.

I'da passed that if I were single.



Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Ddan on May 08, 2008, 05:15:24 PM
I knew there was a reason I'm so good lookin'     ;D


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: tommys67 on May 08, 2008, 05:50:32 PM
No, Pak - I did not pass...

...and I really don't care.

I also know my IQ, and there is NO WAY I'd ever date anyone just because they could do a Fisher-Price Sudoku puzzle on some dumb website... be::


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Kaveh on May 08, 2008, 05:53:48 PM

I also know my IQ, and there is NO WAY I'd ever date anyone just because they could do a Fisher-Price Sudoku puzzle on some dumb website... be::

I have dated women based solely on their IQ, their nice, firm, big, bouncy, round, tasty IQ(s).
 be::


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on May 08, 2008, 05:59:03 PM
I went ahead and joined to see if they had plane on a conveyor belt thread.  Four pages of males online and only eight females.  I'm sure all of the really smart women are lurking on motorcycle forums.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: KnightofNi on May 08, 2008, 07:17:45 PM
wow...that's annoying.

i can do those puzzle things, but i just get bored with them


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Timmy Tucker on May 08, 2008, 07:25:36 PM
Tried it earlier today. I got about 3 pages in and bailed, thinking it was gonna be a flash screamer. I'm terrified of that shit. Guess I should give it another go.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: MrFryMoto on May 08, 2008, 07:45:09 PM
there's something i didn't understand....


...and it was that test


mmmm

aaaarrr


toooo

nnniieee


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: relapse on May 08, 2008, 09:10:59 PM
I really think they're on to something... can we set up some new forums please?

(http://www.djrelapse.com/forum.JPG)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: duc_fan on May 08, 2008, 10:04:47 PM
Okat wtf... it says it'll send me the activation code... 5 minutes later... still no e-mail.  If they're such brainiacs, why don't they have a reasonably quick e-mail server?  No self-respecting geek would run a website that responds so slowly.  r:e)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: teddy037.2 on May 09, 2008, 12:48:38 AM
took it.

passed.

and I've been drinkin'

alcohol make teddy smrt!


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Bad Kitty on May 09, 2008, 05:20:01 PM
I couldn't make the link work... :bang


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Bad Kitty on May 09, 2008, 05:23:58 PM
...and I can't seem to figure out how to load an image from my hard drive.


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: Buckethead on May 09, 2008, 06:03:06 PM
...and I can't seem to figure out how to load an image from my hard drive.

I passed their little entrance exam

...and I can't figure out how to load an image off my hard drive, either.  :-[   :P  :)


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: somegirl on May 10, 2008, 05:19:46 AM
I'm sure all of the really smart women are lurking posting on motorcycle forums.

 ;) [moto]


Title: Re: Your not smart enough......
Post by: sno_duc on May 10, 2008, 07:58:37 AM
 r:e) ;:|


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