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Title: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Visolara on August 21, 2008, 11:59:00 AM

i hates's him!

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: A.duc.H.duc. on August 21, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
What?
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Statler on August 21, 2008, 12:08:41 PM
I moved this to no moto content.   
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: duc_fan on August 21, 2008, 12:12:40 PM
 [laugh]

Does anyone outside of Portland (or Knight or JBubble) understand this?
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 21, 2008, 12:13:57 PM
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on August 21, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
What?

Jacob = Mother

Go offer him some more gin hon. I'm sure he'll come running back.  [thumbsup]



So sorry Mo... ;D
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 21, 2008, 12:39:39 PM
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on August 21, 2008, 12:05:49 PM
What?

It's a sordid love triangle tale.

Go read up in the PNW section for some of the offbeat details.

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: herm on August 21, 2008, 12:48:51 PM
its cause you aint got boobies
(i assume, anyway)
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:02:04 PM
once again it all comes down to boobies  ;D
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: lucazuma on August 21, 2008, 02:04:18 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:02:04 PM
once again it all comes down to boobies  ;D

...and what else could it be? bacon?
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: 707soldier on August 21, 2008, 02:10:54 PM
cool,

707 is on his way
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 21, 2008, 02:18:31 PM
Quote from: 707soldier on August 21, 2008, 02:10:54 PM
cool,

707 is on his way

No.

Theres a post whore thread already.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 21, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: Lucazuma on August 21, 2008, 02:04:18 PM
...and what else could it be? bacon?

yep.

boy, do we have a short list on this board.  [laugh]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:20:08 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 21, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
yep.

boy, do we have a short list on this board.  [laugh]

and most on the list start with a B :)
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 21, 2008, 02:21:31 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:20:08 PM
and most on the list start with a B :)

Oh! TiNi, may I share my happiness with you by sending you a pic?

No boys, its not a naughty pic.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 21, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:20:08 PM
and most on the list start with a B :)


boobies
bacon
beer


umm.... my god, girl! you are on to something!  :)
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:25:18 PM
Quote from: JBubble on August 21, 2008, 02:21:31 PM
Oh! TiNi, may I share my happiness with you by sending you a pic?

No boys, its not a naughty pic.  [cheeky]


pm sent
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:27:08 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 21, 2008, 02:21:54 PM

boobies
bacon
beer


umm.... my god, girl! you are on to something!  :)

;)

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: 707soldier on August 21, 2008, 03:52:50 PM
Quote from: JBubble on August 21, 2008, 02:18:31 PM
No.

Theres a post whore thread already.

dejavu  [laugh] ;D [laugh]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: somegirl on August 21, 2008, 04:39:47 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 21, 2008, 02:21:54 PM

boobies
bacon
beer


umm.... my god, girl! you are on to something!  :)

you forgot bikes, booze ;)
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 21, 2008, 04:52:52 PM
Quote from: msincredible on August 21, 2008, 04:39:47 PM
you forgot bikes, booze ;)

good catch msinc  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Ash on August 21, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
table babehs!
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 21, 2008, 06:39:40 PM
Does this mean Mom is available?    ;)
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 21, 2008, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 21, 2008, 05:13:37 PM
table babehs!

top o'the list, sweetie  :-*
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 21, 2008, 06:47:33 PM
*makes squinty eyes at dp*





[laugh]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: lawbreaker on August 21, 2008, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on August 21, 2008, 02:02:04 PM
once again it all comes down to boobies  ;D

God Bless boobies....... [beer]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 21, 2008, 07:00:14 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 21, 2008, 06:39:40 PM
Does this mean Mom is available?    ;)

to the back of the line with you.... now shooo  ;D
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: herm on August 21, 2008, 07:13:17 PM
boobies
bacon
beer
bikes
booze
babes
bandwidth
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: NAKID on August 21, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
booty
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: krolik on August 21, 2008, 11:23:31 PM
What?!?

Mother's not available?

Did I mention that I'm a Minister?


I have a laminated certificate and everything. ;D


Taint!
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: herm on August 22, 2008, 05:13:27 AM
Quote from: krolik on August 21, 2008, 11:23:31 PM
What?!?

Mother's not available?

Did I mention that I'm a Minister?


I have a laminated certificate and everything. ;D


Taint!

that doesnt start with a B... [roll]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 05:20:26 AM
Quote from: herm on August 22, 2008, 05:13:27 AM
that doesnt start with a B... [roll]
dude...

he works for UPS.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 22, 2008, 05:21:16 AM
Quote from: herm on August 22, 2008, 05:13:27 AM
that doesnt start with a B... [roll]

+11ty Billion
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: KnightofNi on August 22, 2008, 05:42:33 AM
i'm sorry to hear about your loss mo.

i'm heading south this weekend, if i get close enough i'll disable the inet connection of that shameless hussy that came between you and vajayjacob. that'll learn him to never leave you!



[cheeky]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Mother on August 22, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
 [coffee]

go away

we are through

I refuse to be with anyone who gives up racing a Mille for a SV 650

you disgust me
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Visolara on August 22, 2008, 11:12:08 AM
Quote from: Mother on August 22, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
[coffee]

go away

we are through

I refuse to be with anyone who gives up racing a Mille for a SV 650

you disgust me

Hi honey.

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 22, 2008, 11:25:09 AM
I  am so confused
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 22, 2008, 11:29:59 AM
Quote from: porschaholic on August 22, 2008, 11:25:09 AM
I  am so confused


you've got a PM coming
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Ash on August 22, 2008, 12:56:12 PM
i am confused too?
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Visolara on August 22, 2008, 01:19:55 PM
me too!

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 22, 2008, 01:21:17 PM
Quote from: Visolara on August 22, 2008, 01:19:55 PM
me too!



Shut it you big gorilla!

Mine.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Ash on August 22, 2008, 01:28:15 PM
Quote from: JBubble on August 22, 2008, 01:21:17 PM
Shut it you big gorilla!

so, jacob described "him" for you then?
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 22, 2008, 01:32:14 PM
Quote from: Ash on August 22, 2008, 01:28:15 PM
so, jacob described "him" for you then?

.... no! ew

[laugh]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Ash on August 22, 2008, 01:33:29 PM
 [cheeky]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: crash_duc on August 22, 2008, 02:07:47 PM
I quit following ANYTHING right after somebody mentioned boobies. Then again, that's pretty normal. I miss a LOT when boobies appear.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ryandalling on August 22, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Mo - You're a your!

On a side note... did you ever notice that Mo is just a shortened form of Mother? I think there is a conspiracy going on here.  [laugh]

[bacon]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Betty Rage on August 22, 2008, 04:01:38 PM
trust me. Mo and Mother are not one and the same.

Shoot me if so.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 22, 2008, 04:02:40 PM
Quote from: Dangerous Person on August 22, 2008, 04:01:38 PM
trust me. Mo and Mother are not one and the same.

Shoot me if so.

Amen sister.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 04:11:40 PM
Quote from: Dangerous Person on August 22, 2008, 04:01:38 PM
trust me. Mo and Mother are not one and the same.

Shoot me if so.
cuz that would mean Mom would be a dad and JBubble would be really pissed....

it's like Peyton Place. [laugh]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: lucazuma on August 22, 2008, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 04:11:40 PM
cuz that would mean Mom would be a dad and JBubble would be really pissed....

it's like Peyton Place. [laugh]

..you guys should all move to Malibu
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Xiphias on August 22, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
What is this thread about?  
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 22, 2008, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: RobJohn3 on August 22, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
What is this thread about?  

I'll send you a pm. One moment.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 22, 2008, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: RobJohn3 on August 22, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
What is this thread about?  

mysteries of the world
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: mitt on August 22, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
brokeback

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: TiNi on August 22, 2008, 05:08:58 PM
Quote from: mitt on August 22, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
brokeback



[clap]

bromance
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 05:21:46 PM
I don't care about movies.

I just want to know if Mom is available.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: JohnnyDucati on August 22, 2008, 06:06:48 PM
I was mad at Mo one day and told him that his Mother was ugly and wore army boots . . .

He just looked at me and said, "Why, yes, that's true, so?" . . .  :o









nyuk nyuk nyuk
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Mother on August 22, 2008, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: RobJohn3 on August 22, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
What is this thread about?  


I haven't the foggiest clue...
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 07:15:20 PM
Quote from: Mother on August 22, 2008, 07:13:17 PM

I haven't the foggiest clue...
There you go playing coy again.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Mother on August 22, 2008, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 07:15:20 PM
There you go playing coy again.

I've never played bein' a fish before
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 07:56:24 PM
Quote from: Mother on August 22, 2008, 07:48:43 PM
I've never played bein' a fish before
not coi...

you coy devil.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Visolara on August 22, 2008, 08:07:55 PM
Quote from: ryandalling on August 22, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Mo - You're a your!

On a side note... did you ever notice that Mo is just a shortened form of Mother? I think there is a conspiracy going on here.  [laugh]

[bacon]

We are one from time to time, usually I'm looking at him tho.

Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Mother on August 22, 2008, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Visolara on August 22, 2008, 08:07:55 PM
We are one from time to time, usually I'm looking at him tho.



[puke]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: herm on August 22, 2008, 09:14:43 PM
nothing to add here
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: NAKID on August 22, 2008, 09:35:49 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2008, 07:56:24 PM
not koi...

you coy devil.

Fixed...
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 12:06:45 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 22, 2008, 09:35:49 PM
Fixed...

I was 'bout to...  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: ducpainter on August 23, 2008, 04:32:54 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 22, 2008, 09:35:49 PM
Fixed...
Thanks.
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Rev. Millertime on August 23, 2008, 04:58:10 PM
Just when I thought my hangover was subsiding.... along comes this thread to bring back the headache.

[laugh]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 23, 2008, 05:40:06 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on August 23, 2008, 04:58:10 PM
Just when I thought my hangover was subsiding.... along comes this thread to bring back the headache.

[laugh]

Have you been drunk from the 21st when this thread started?

[beer]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: KnightofNi on August 24, 2008, 08:36:39 AM
Quote from: Visolara on August 22, 2008, 08:07:55 PM
We are one from time to time, usually I'm looking at him tho.



i thought you were looking at the back of his head....
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 24, 2008, 08:37:46 AM
In the words of BP, die thread die.  [roll]
Title: Re: Jacob dumped me!
Post by: Ash on August 24, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
"you just got KILLEd by a daewoo lanos!"


sorry, wrong thread.










wait, don't care.