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Title: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Hank on August 23, 2008, 03:22:21 AM


TWO GLASSES OF WINE



When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...



A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.



He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.



The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.



The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.



Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'



The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.



'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your

friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.'



The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff.



'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.'



'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. Do one more run down the ski slope. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities.



The rest is just sand.'



One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented.



The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend.'






I prefer beer or  [bacon] over wine  [beer]
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: He Man on August 23, 2008, 03:44:28 AM
see the great stuff about bacon is. you can put solid chunks of bacon in place of golf balls. THen you can put slices to fill the voids and finnaly bacon bits.

Love it man. todays been alot of how to deal with friends for me. is a nice touch to an end of the day.
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: lethe on August 23, 2008, 04:01:31 AM
Quote from: He Man on August 23, 2008, 03:44:28 AM
see the great stuff about bacon is. you can put solid chunks of bacon in place of golf balls. THen you can put slices to fill the voids and finnaly bacon bits.

Love it man. todays been alot of how to deal with friends for me. is a nice touch to an end of the day.
And fill the rest with hot bacon grease.
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Monsterlover on August 23, 2008, 05:29:11 AM
And vodka
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Howie on August 23, 2008, 06:01:06 AM
So very true, Hank [wine] [wine]
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: TiNi on August 23, 2008, 06:46:26 AM
i haven't read that in a long time... thanks for posting it Hank  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: red baron on August 23, 2008, 07:04:55 AM
 [clap]
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: the_Journeyman on August 23, 2008, 07:39:25 AM
I've seen a beer version.  Good thoughts ~

JM
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: OwnyTony on August 23, 2008, 09:47:46 AM
Wine being liquid, Doesn't it mean that you can still have a "full life" even if you start by having wine first before the big stuff?  Actually, After the 2 cups of wine and then putting in the golfballs, I would argue that the jar is not full.  So you would have to fill it up to the top with more wine and cut out the small details in life.  As long as your an alcoholic with your family, everything is fine.
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 23, 2008, 10:26:45 AM
Somewhere, there's a very frustrated golfer wondering who made off with the balls he lost to a sand trap....
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 01:20:51 PM
what kind of wine was it?
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: swerdna on August 23, 2008, 06:01:01 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 01:20:51 PM
what kind of wine was it?

Wasted. :(
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
Quote from: swerdna on August 23, 2008, 06:01:01 PM
Wasted. :(

not necessarily...
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: swerdna on August 24, 2008, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 23, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
not necessarily...

Then... sandy...  ;D
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 24, 2008, 12:40:29 PM
Quote from: swerdna on August 24, 2008, 08:16:28 AM
Then... sandy...  ;D

[laugh] because, really... let's say it was two glasses of franzia.  I would be okay w/using it as a visual aid...
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Hank on August 24, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 24, 2008, 12:40:29 PM
[laugh] because, really... let's say it was two glasses of franzia.  I would be okay w/using it as a visual aid...
Its says he pulled out 2 bottles of wine, not 2 boxes of wine.
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 24, 2008, 03:53:50 PM
Quote from: Hank on August 24, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
Its says he pulled out 2 bottles of wine, not 2 boxes of wine.

glasses, son! glasses! maybe you need them  ;)
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on August 24, 2008, 05:26:26 PM
Some people skip the glasses, maybe that is why we are talking about bottles.

The Doc
Title: Re: 2 glasses of wine
Post by: Hank on August 25, 2008, 03:29:01 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 24, 2008, 03:53:50 PM
glasses, son! glasses! maybe you need them  ;)
Don't make me use the edit button  >:(