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Title: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on July 16, 2009, 04:25:37 AM
<stares and rusty can in middle of deserted street>

<shrugs>

<Pees on overgrown church lawn>


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on July 16, 2009, 06:18:40 AM
dude, stop. you'll let the zombies know you are here!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: krolik on July 16, 2009, 06:51:47 AM
brains!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on July 16, 2009, 08:14:57 AM
brains!

shit!
dammit mom!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on January 31, 2010, 03:40:26 PM
it's all mine


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on February 06, 2010, 11:45:46 AM
it's all mine


if you can sneak it away


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on February 11, 2010, 06:03:06 AM
the zombies are sleeping


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: mdriver on February 14, 2010, 06:52:08 AM
sleeping the zombies are


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on February 15, 2010, 09:13:27 AM
silly montain man.

zombies don't sleep.
they are just slow.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on February 26, 2010, 08:44:50 AM
<looks left>

<looks right>

<looks up>

<looks down>

<pees in old drainpipe>


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on February 26, 2010, 08:58:37 AM
GET OUT OF HERE YA NUICSANCE KID!!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on February 27, 2010, 04:35:06 PM
<breaks windows with rocks>

<shakes penis at creepy bearded guy>

this museum sucks


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 01, 2010, 05:03:37 AM
<breaks windows with rocks>

<shakes penis at creepy bearded guy>

this museum sucks

i'll get you yet, ya whippersnapper!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lauramonster on March 01, 2010, 12:42:43 PM
GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!! 

(next higher octave) QUIT PEEING ON STUFF.    Why don't you go home and see how your home state likes it.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 01, 2010, 07:13:31 PM
GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!! 

(next higher octave) QUIT PEEING ON STUFF.    Why don't you go home and see how your home state likes it.

alas, if there is one thing i have learned in my tenure around this place it's that mom likes to piss on stuff.


just wait until i get near his airbox.
he better hope i didn't have dairy.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on March 02, 2010, 04:26:34 PM
<gets off lawn>

<pees in mailbox>

neener neener

<raspberry>


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 03, 2010, 04:41:34 AM
*levels pellet gun at 5 pumps at mom's crotch*


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on March 06, 2010, 09:32:08 PM
 :o

<raises trash can lid shield to cover larry and the brother's daryl>

 :-*

<pees in grandma's shrubery>


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 07, 2010, 04:16:09 AM
*shoots mom in the nips instead*


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on March 08, 2010, 12:33:09 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/10263431_6d3e6f208e.jpg)


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 09, 2010, 04:18:32 AM
i'm not searching for my response to this on my mom's puter.


you win this for now


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: SPANKEE on March 14, 2010, 01:34:03 PM
:P i see some things havent changed much...how the hell are you guys??


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 15, 2010, 03:18:43 AM
:P i see some things havent changed much...how the hell are you guys??


holy crap!
how are you?

we're all on devalmostro.net planning our track days and trip to deal's gap.

how are you these days?

(btw, if you want to sign up on deval let me know. i had to turn off new registrations since spammers felate dirty penis)


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on March 23, 2010, 07:48:39 PM
get out of my mind

travis is my waking dream friend

but

you can;t just wander around the internet with me


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 24, 2010, 03:27:54 AM
wehy can't i wander around the internet with you?

it could be so romantic looking at pictures of kittens and puppies with misspelled captions.

though i don't think jbubs would like that romance very much.

and what kind of dream am i exactly? nightmare? wet? prophetic?


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on March 24, 2010, 07:40:03 PM
could be that you are a prophetic wet nightmare


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 25, 2010, 03:28:33 AM
that's disturbing on many levels.

you get off on being abused and hurt and i'm the one who is going to be inflicting the pain or anguish that you will eventually get off on.


i feel dirty.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on March 26, 2010, 01:44:06 AM
actually, you are more this guy:

(http://www.femail.com.au/graphics/mr_brooks4.jpg)


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on March 26, 2010, 02:32:03 PM
actually, you are more this guy:

(http://www.femail.com.au/graphics/mr_brooks4.jpg)

you must mean i'm kevin costner. i have hair, you don't


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on April 06, 2010, 01:26:23 PM
Behave you two or I shave Travis's beard and glue half on Mother's head and stuff the rest into his exhaust.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 07, 2010, 03:00:11 AM
Behave you two or I shave Travis's beard and glue half on Mother's head and stuff the rest into his exhaust.

but mom is in need of hair. he might enjoy that.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on April 08, 2010, 07:55:55 AM
Regardless of how badly I may need hair

I don't want Lethe stuffing anything into my 'exhaust"

<pees on Lethe's shoes>

<run's off down the street>

ha ha


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 08, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
Regardless of how badly I may need hair

I don't want Lethe stuffing anything into my 'exhaust"

<pees on Lethe's shoes>

<run's off down the street>

ha ha

you better watch it big guy. lethe is boput the size of j bubs but a bit taller.
plus he's quick, wiry, and very devious.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on April 09, 2010, 02:23:18 PM
you better watch it big guy. lethe is boput the size of j bubs but a bit taller.
plus he's quick, wiry, and very devious.
Picture Smeagol if he wore clothes and rode a bike


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 12, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Picture Smeagol if he wore clothes and rode a bike

your teeth are in marginally better shapes  [laugh]


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on April 17, 2010, 02:37:26 AM
your teeth are in marginally better shapes  [laugh]
I'll file them into points to better eat fish.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on April 18, 2010, 01:34:17 PM
<walks into bar on 4th street>

<pees on floor>

<leaves>




Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on April 19, 2010, 02:27:50 AM
<walks into bar on 4th street>

<pees on floor>

<leaves>



Your town has 4 streets? Wow bigger than I thought it was. You're a city boy now.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on April 19, 2010, 01:51:26 PM
Your town has 4 streets? Wow bigger than I thought it was. You're a city boy now.

we have one stop light

the locals spent a few years shooting it out with shotguns every saturday night

 :-\


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on April 19, 2010, 01:57:58 PM
we have one stop light

the locals spent a few years shooting it out with shotguns every saturday night

 :-\
don't feel so bad, I don't have to travel very far to find such behavior.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 19, 2010, 04:24:48 PM
<walks into bar on 4th street>

<pees on floor>

<leaves>




the bar on 4t is actually a shithole and should be shut down. thanks for the help


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on April 19, 2010, 04:53:22 PM
I hate to interrupt all this meaningful talk here, but, any chance I can get an invite for the deval mostro site??

I'm from Green Lane PA.. 10 minutes north of Harleysville, which is 15 minutes north of Lansdale. Anyone local to my area????





Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on April 19, 2010, 07:59:24 PM
<pees on losesome>

Hiya new person

welcome to travis' museum for old crotchety people

hang out

enjoy

don't go to the bar on fourth street

smells like urine


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 20, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
I hate to interrupt all this meaningful talk here, but, any chance I can get an invite for the deval mostro site??

I'm from Green Lane PA.. 10 minutes north of Harleysville, which is 15 minutes north of Lansdale. Anyone local to my area????





i'll unlock registrations but will still need to approve you.
we got nailed by spammers and i can't get rid of them.

let me know what name you sign up with and i'll get it taken care of quickly.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on April 20, 2010, 06:41:44 AM
i'll unlock registrations but will still need to approve you.
we got nailed by spammers and i can't get rid of them.

let me know what name you sign up with and i'll get it taken care of quickly.

Cool,

I'll register under the same name. WinSomeLoseNone.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 20, 2010, 08:08:50 AM
Cool,

I'll register under the same name. WinSomeLoseNone.

it's open. go for it.
i'll approve as soon as i can after i see it come through


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on April 20, 2010, 10:06:46 AM
Cool, it's done.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on April 20, 2010, 10:08:23 AM
Cool, it's done.

you've been activated


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on April 22, 2010, 10:16:09 PM
<...>


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on April 22, 2010, 10:19:18 PM
<...>
<.........>
Mine's bigger


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on May 26, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
Mother's tired of peeing on stuff

<pout>


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on May 27, 2010, 04:47:37 AM
Mother's tired of peeing on stuff

<pout>


look at that, mom might be maturing!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on May 28, 2010, 11:37:20 AM
Mother's tired of peeing on stuff

<pout>
You can always start digging holes to bury things.
Keeps my dopey dog occupied.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on May 28, 2010, 05:28:14 PM
You can always start digging holes to bury things.
Keeps my dopey dog occupied.

random offshoot, but when I was little, maybe 8-10 years old, I buried my chore money (about $100) in a plastic bag in the back yard (5 acres). I forgot about it and when I remembered months later the grass had regrown and I NEVER found it. If anyone wants the address there is $100 buried somewhere in the backyard.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on May 29, 2010, 03:57:27 AM
random offshoot, but when I was little, maybe 8-10 years old, I buried my chore money (about $100) in a plastic bag in the back yard (5 acres). I forgot about it and when I remembered months later the grass had regrown and I NEVER found it. If anyone wants the address there is $100 buried somewhere in the backyard.
so you're saying that your nickname should be Squirrel?


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on May 29, 2010, 04:07:29 PM
so you're saying that your nickname should be Squirrel?

No, I know where my nuts are.  ;D


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 15, 2010, 02:42:38 AM
What are all you people doing in my board? What the hell is this?

Can't you see the no trespassing sign? Who tore down my gate? Out out-g'wan shoo.


Y'all be like this to me:

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/06/4244d70f49a769df3e26c4edeb36ca75/340x.jpg)


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 15, 2010, 10:23:27 AM
What are all you people doing in my board? What the hell is this?

Can't you see the no trespassing sign? Who tore down my gate? Out out-g'wan shoo.


Y'all be like this to me:

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/12/2010/06/4244d70f49a769df3e26c4edeb36ca75/340x.jpg)

nah, lethe is far whiter than that dog.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on June 15, 2010, 09:23:03 PM
<pees on dog>

hahahahahahahaa


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 16, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
<pees on dog>

hahahahahahahaa


better hope that dog doesn't bite your wiener.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on June 16, 2010, 02:59:03 PM
nah, lethe is far whiter than that dog.
that is why I am very slowly painting my skin in the colors of evil and despair.
At this rate 1,000 years from now all white will be gone.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2010, 04:54:08 AM
that is why I am very slowly painting my skin in the colors of evil and despair.
At this rate 1,000 years from now all white will be gone.

as long as you have a plan!


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: GAAN on November 11, 2010, 08:30:12 PM
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

you can't tell me what to do

youre not my real dad


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: krolik on November 30, 2010, 09:38:03 PM
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

you can't tell me what to do

youre not my real dad
I&amp;#39;m Your Father (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwExDG7n7Zg#normal)


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 09, 2011, 10:46:35 PM
Bah bah baaahhhh


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 07:22:43 AM
wtf....how bored are you?


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 10, 2011, 02:30:02 PM
30+ hours of no sleep makes for the crazy


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
30+ hours of no sleep makes for the crazy

now i understand


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: krolik on June 11, 2011, 08:53:05 AM
He's like this no matter how much sleep, or not, he's had. It's a matter of degree. ;D


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 11, 2011, 03:23:08 PM
He's like this no matter how much sleep, or not, he's had. It's a matter of degree. ;D

this is true


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2011, 08:49:00 AM
this is true

always whacky..nice


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: krolik on June 17, 2011, 02:58:31 PM
always whacky..nice
You've met him, tell me it's not true.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2011, 06:05:12 PM
i think he was trying to suppress it when i was out there.

i'll have to visit again to do more observation.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on June 17, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
poopdollar


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 18, 2011, 01:58:14 AM
i think he was trying to suppress it when i was out there.

i'll have to visit again to do more observation.

I'm all grown up now


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 18, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
poopdollar

better than sand dollars


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2011, 07:27:56 AM
better than sand dollars

depends on the sand


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: krolik on June 18, 2011, 08:12:32 AM
depends on the sand

sandbox + kitties = poopdollars


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2011, 09:08:47 AM
sandbox + kitties = poopdollars

more like pooprollsofdimes


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on June 19, 2011, 12:25:34 PM
more like pooprollsofdimes

Lulz.

(yo knight, I work in collegeville now, at SEI by the wegmans.)



Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 19, 2011, 12:36:32 PM
Poopichoo choo


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: krolik on June 19, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
I am the eggman.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2011, 07:08:43 PM
Lulz.

(yo knight, I work in collegeville now, at SEI by the wegmans.)



love me some wegmans.
I am the eggman.

does that make jacob the walrus?


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: ducpainter on June 24, 2011, 06:46:20 AM
I'm all grown up now
You know that was optional...

right?


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 24, 2011, 07:16:57 AM
You know that was optional...

right?

grown up is just a state of mind....


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: ducpainter on June 27, 2011, 05:01:10 PM
grown up is just a state of mind....
are you sure?


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on June 27, 2011, 08:24:31 PM
You know that was optional...

right?


...

shit


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on June 28, 2011, 06:33:48 AM
are you sure?

yep.

sometimes i ahve to make myself be a grown up...like when bills are due and i want to go drinking.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Veloce-Fino on August 01, 2011, 07:11:09 PM
Drunk on monday


*pees out window to avoid walk to toilet


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on August 03, 2011, 06:15:05 AM
Drunk on monday


*pees out window to avoid walk to toilet

i hope you don't live ont he upper floors of an apt bldg


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lazylightnin717 on August 06, 2011, 10:01:02 AM
i hope you don't live ont he upper floors of an apt bldg

Sometimes those things just have to be done


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on August 08, 2011, 07:34:10 AM
Sometimes those things just have to be done

i understand. i just hope it didn't rain on anyone is all.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: lethe on August 12, 2011, 09:23:31 AM
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the yellow rain


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on August 15, 2011, 06:06:38 AM
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
Yellow rain, yellow rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the yellow rain

HAHAHAHAHAHA


also, gross.


Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: Mother on October 10, 2011, 02:02:23 AM
make the beast with two backs you guys

I'm shitin riiiight....heeere

woooh

better



Title: Re: HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Post by: KnightofNi on October 10, 2011, 06:04:31 AM
dooood, that's like so totally not cool.

i'm unleashing my fury on portland next time i'm out there.


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