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Title: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on October 10, 2009, 03:53:55 AM
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/1378649872.html (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/1378649872.html)
Or you could buy a new one for less.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/1377681902.html (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/1377681902.html)
Or you could buy a new 1198 for less.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/1392468644.html (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/1392468644.html)
So sad to see this bike in this condition.  998 final edition is high on my wish list.  Just not this one.  Maybe for $5 but not for $5,000.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: grandpa nate on October 10, 2009, 04:33:17 PM
the guy selling the 998 should be skinned alive and then lowered into a vat of salt....i'm just sayin

that is all
nothing follows


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scotzman on October 10, 2009, 04:49:45 PM
But it looks like the 998 comes with a $4995 steering dampner, so it's kind of worth it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cshadow2 on October 10, 2009, 06:34:29 PM
i feel bad for the guy who bought a 16,000K 1098 for 20,000 sucks to be him


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on October 11, 2009, 07:31:40 AM
On the other end of the spectrum:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/1412480621.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/1412480621.html)

Somebody buy this before I have to start begging my wife.  Looks like a pretty good deal for a bike if it is actually in that kind of condition.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on October 11, 2009, 07:48:57 AM
i Wouldnt buy that. You can find 999S models for 9500-10,000. Think about the better fork and shock and brakes!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on October 11, 2009, 08:33:56 AM
i Wouldnt buy that. You can find 999S models for 9500-10,000. Think about the better fork and shock and brakes!!!!
If you have the extra grand...that's fine.

or you could think about the possibility that a base 999 is far more capable than most of us.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on October 11, 2009, 09:30:17 AM
You would be hard pressed to find any bike in that kind of shape for that price.  The details show through in the pictures.  Low miles and better than new condition are pretty amazing.  I do quite well with other peoples hand-me-downs. 

Half price for a bike with 5k miles!

S Models are better, but buy how much.  Honestly.  When buying used, condition is much more important than accessories.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on October 11, 2009, 10:19:59 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1414650426.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1414650426.html)  

25K invested? what kind of credit score does this guy have?

Yeah, there are no red S2R's in town.    [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on October 11, 2009, 10:46:44 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1414650426.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1414650426.html)  

25K invested? what kind of credit score does this guy have?

Yeah, there are no red S2R's in town.    [laugh]
That guy has 13-14k in it max.  That's if he bought it new, ext. warranty, arrows etc.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on October 11, 2009, 11:45:35 AM
Hard to tell one way or another from the pics, but those could very well be BST's.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RBX QB on October 11, 2009, 05:02:51 PM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1414650426.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1414650426.html)  

25K invested? what kind of credit score does this guy have?

Yeah, there are no red S2R's in town.    [laugh]

He's adding his expenses for speeding tix.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on October 11, 2009, 07:26:16 PM
Hard to tell one way or another from the pics, but those could very well be BST's.


Nope, stock.  iPhone zoom is a beautiful thing  :)

I sent him an email ,  he (James) tells me it has over 25k into it.
I asked for details.   [popcorn]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: il d00d on October 11, 2009, 10:44:31 PM
Date: 2009-10-01
Subject: CBR 1000 RR - $8495
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1401870873.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1401870873.html)
Your standard all-caps sales pitch - never dropped, impervious to gravity, etc


The bike does not sell in a week, so he drops both the price and the displacement:

Date: 2009-10-08
Subject: HONDA CBR 600 RR - $7995
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1412319081.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1412319081.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3me3pd3o45Tb5P85Sc9a89fa4917fbe0f1886.jpg)

I will have to remember this technique when I sell my bike: "620CC OBO"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scotzman on October 12, 2009, 01:33:47 AM
Date: 2009-10-01
Subject: CBR 1000 RR - $8495
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1401870873.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1401870873.html)
Your standard all-caps sales pitch - never dropped, impervious to gravity, etc


The bike does not sell in a week, so he drops both the price and the displacement:

Date: 2009-10-08
Subject: HONDA CBR 600 RR - $7995
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1412319081.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1412319081.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3me3pd3o45Tb5P85Sc9a89fa4917fbe0f1886.jpg)

I will have to remember this technique when I sell my bike: "620CC OBO"
And to sell it quicker, he'll drop the milage too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RBX QB on October 12, 2009, 10:55:55 AM
And to sell it quicker, he'll drop the milage too.

Don't forget that he made the bike older/younger at the same time.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on October 12, 2009, 11:48:54 AM
I realize it doesn't make him not a dumbass, but if you read the two ads, they're for totally different bikes. He just posted the same pictures for both. Everything about the ads is different except for the pics.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on October 12, 2009, 02:00:34 PM
Honda's using that new technology where they shrink the displacement when you're on the highway for gas mileage's sake.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on October 12, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
So's Chrysler.

 [popcorn]

Oh! That was a joke. My bad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scotzman on October 12, 2009, 05:51:13 PM
I realize it doesn't make him not a dumbass, but if you read the two ads, they're for totally different bikes. He just posted the same pictures for both. Everything about the ads is different except for the pics.

I have(enjoy) to poke fun at ads like this, mainly because the laziness/scandalous of it all.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on October 14, 2009, 07:02:25 AM
this guy has been trying to unload this for like a month now. it should come as no surprise that it has a rebuilt title.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1420302066.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1420302066.html)
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1415806991.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1415806991.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on October 14, 2009, 07:57:25 AM
He must really love that cap to give it the whole seat.  [laugh]

What a dumbass.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TwIsTeD on October 14, 2009, 09:50:52 AM
He must really love that cap to give it the whole seat.  [laugh]

What a dumbass.
I love when you guys catch me off guard with these snappy come backs.
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]................... [popcorn]..............................................


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on October 14, 2009, 12:41:28 PM
This one is a crack addict simply for having purchased this P.O.S. in the first place.  Good grief, he has managed to procreate.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1419360847.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1419360847.html)


And then there is this one.  ??? :o Its not stolen, I swear.  Now where did I put that crazy title...
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1421564809.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1421564809.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 27, 2009, 09:40:18 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mookieo2 on October 27, 2009, 10:51:30 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html)


"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

 ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on October 27, 2009, 10:56:35 AM
"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

 ???

I contend it might achieve 140 mph....when it gets pushed over a cliff. ;D [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on October 27, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
probably 140 KmPH.  That's about 87.5 MPH.  But that's the higest the speedometer has, not the fastest it will go....  geeez. 

BREAKING NEWS: The Wife's Altima can go 180 MPH.  But the fastest she has gone is 90.   [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on October 27, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

 ???

Randall?!?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on October 27, 2009, 12:04:07 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html)


if only it were true


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on October 27, 2009, 12:08:56 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html)


if only it were true

Holy bejeebus!

Not true? Did it sell in the first minute?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on October 27, 2009, 12:10:31 PM
Holy bejeebus!

Not true? Did it sell in the first minute?

no phone number and an asking price of 2500 bucks..... spam spam spamalot

i'd be at the bank right now if it were real


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on October 27, 2009, 12:28:34 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html)


if only it were true

It was true, and I put it in the garage next to my $19,500 Ferrari 550...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on October 27, 2009, 12:30:22 PM
It was true, and I put it in the garage next to my $19,500 Ferrari 550...

Sweet!

I'll be by soon to pick 'em up.  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on October 27, 2009, 12:44:20 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1439958089.html)

$750? For that POS? Really?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on October 27, 2009, 12:55:24 PM
$750? For that POS? Really?

I sold an 88 Porsche 930 turbo a few years ago that showed 200+, and had rather be thrown over a cliff with no parachute than peg that car out. Not that it couldn't go that fast, but it handled like a jet-ski.

And no i'm not saying that pile scooter could run...period. but what is wrong with people?
...No good eangrish...maybe?  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lwszabo on October 27, 2009, 02:04:09 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1439925383.html)


if only it were true
what is the reason for someone to put an add up like this???? I know its fake however I have replied before on similar ads and never got an answer or anything out of the way?????????????/


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on October 27, 2009, 02:18:46 PM
They spam you with email trying to get you to either buy other shit or go to a website from their link, earning them money from a third party...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on November 05, 2009, 07:42:28 AM
How can someone go through life with spelling this bad.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1452672527.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1452672527.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 05, 2009, 07:54:31 AM
That's another gixxer rider for yah.  I don't want to stereotype but I've seen more and more example of that lately...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scotzman on November 05, 2009, 08:44:57 AM
How can someone go through life with spelling this bad.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1452672527.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1452672527.html)

How many tires are on the front?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 05, 2009, 11:32:13 AM
How can someone go through life with spelling this bad.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1452672527.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1452672527.html)


Come on people, you gotta post the text. This one's been deleted by the author...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on November 05, 2009, 12:23:49 PM
Come on people, you gotta post the text. This one's been deleted by the author...

It must be in my cache, it's still showing up for me:


2005 gsxr 750


U CAN NOT NUY N BULID THIS BIKE FOR WAT IM ASKING FIRST PERSON WITH CASH IN HAND TAKES IT HOME >>>>>> NEED IT GONE BY TONIGHT IF NOT DEAL IS OVER

brand new chain



brand knew red windsceen

back has 70 percent wear

flush mount blinkers

extension blocks 9 to 12 inchs

lowered 2 and a half inchs in the front ( comes with straps to lower it more )
spike bar ends



front tires like knew

just had oil change

front lights are blue exons and the light was tinted to make look more sleak

mirrior block offs

undertail

lowered 2 inchs in the back
508 824 3275 this is a house so no to late

ASK FOR PAULO JR

sportbike gsxr kx 450 ltr banshee lifted monster superchargered audi bmw lincoln extended free roller slammed lowrider prostreet chevelle trans am firebird fast turbo accord integra civic caddiallc mercedes audi s10


(http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3kc3lb5Oa5Q65Sa9b52764960fe5681261.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on November 05, 2009, 12:24:57 PM
How many tires are on the front?

I wonder what they knew?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: corey on November 05, 2009, 04:59:04 PM
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1450423735.html (http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1450423735.html)

Nice, custom... Buell Blast...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: CMDRDAVE on November 05, 2009, 05:25:09 PM
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1450423735.html (http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1450423735.html)

Nice, custom... Buell Blast...

It's a classic!  They don't even make 'em anymore.  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 05, 2009, 05:41:29 PM
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1450423735.html (http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1450423735.html)

Nice, custom... Buell Blast...

See, like this...

Quote from: Craigslist Crack Head

If you're just looking for an ordinary japanese looking sportbike, then stop reading now.

If you're looking for an incredibly easy, comfortable, reliable streetfighter bike then this is it. This is a 499cc motorcycle. It's made by Buell (previously owned by Harley Davidson). It sounds mean because it has a custom exhaust. The rear wheel is widened from stock using a custom swingarm so it doesn't look like a skinny scooter rear tire. This is seriously the most comfortable bike I've ever ridden. You sit upright unlike typical sportbikes - should you choose to ride long rides it saves your lower back from pain. You also get 60-70 mpg on this beauty.

You will not see a Blast like this one. It is also converted to chain drive for more horsepower.

It has 9600 miles on it. Low mileage! It just got inspected in May so you're good until May of next year (2010). The front tire is excellent, the rear tire is good. The brakes are good. Chain and sprockets are good. New battery. Clean Title.

If you are going to test ride it, please bring gear. If you drop it, you bought it.

Asking $2500. Will trade for a larger sized sportbike, but it must be awesome.

Similar bikes: kawasaki ninja 250, suzuki sv, honda cbr, ducati monster


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: corey on November 06, 2009, 04:28:54 AM
See, like this...


i know how to do it... excuse my laze.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 06, 2009, 05:21:36 AM
i know how to do it... excuse my laze.  ;D

;D

I know, but some people can't view CL from work, or the really funy shit gets pulled quickly...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: El Matador on November 06, 2009, 07:38:54 AM
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1453069624.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1453069624.html)

1k more than new for an 848. Must have a solid gold frame.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on November 06, 2009, 07:47:54 AM
"Asking $2500. Will trade for a larger sized sportbike, but it must be awesome."

Yes, but just how awesome does it have to be?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on November 06, 2009, 08:11:18 AM
Quote
Nice, custom... Buell Blast...

Never new a chain drive gives you more hp over belt drive


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on November 06, 2009, 08:16:37 AM
Never new a chain drive gives you more hp over belt drive



That rear sprocket is HUGE


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: flynbulldog on November 09, 2009, 09:30:40 AM
Quote
It is also converted to chain drive for more horsepower.

I wonder how much more horsepower that chain made? maybe I could get one of them chains?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on November 09, 2009, 09:42:30 AM


That rear sprocket is HUGE

Thats why they convert them to chain. No way to re gear those with the belt.
Still slow as a turttle, but doesn't shake as much like a paint shaker every time you take off.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on November 09, 2009, 10:13:49 AM
I wonder how much more horsepower that chain made? maybe I could get one of them chains?

Maybe you could get two and have twice the power.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on November 09, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
Maybe you could get two and have twice the power.

U boyz is smart I tell ya.   ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on November 09, 2009, 02:02:40 PM
Ooh! Ooh!

I want a 1050 chain!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on November 09, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
Ooh! Ooh!

I want a 1050 chain!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE 1050 CHAIN !!!



 :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on November 09, 2009, 02:08:25 PM
I SO TOTALLY CAN!!1!

I'll just have to stretch and chrome my swingarm.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on November 09, 2009, 02:21:32 PM
You know where to find me.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunkypunk on November 09, 2009, 03:27:45 PM
Nope, stock.  iPhone zoom is a beautiful thing  :)

I sent him an email ,  he (James) tells me it has over 25k into it.
I asked for details.   [popcorn]
could be the 100% interest he paid...I saw that listing and I was like...huh? 

and on an unrelated note my 1098 with 5k extras is only worth 8500 or not !?!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kingbaby on November 09, 2009, 03:36:18 PM
could be the 100% interest he paid...I saw that listing and I was like...huh? 

and on an unrelated note my 1098 with 5k extras is only worth 8500 or not !?!

HP, I knew you would find this thread.  [thumbsup]

Show these folks the "Good Stuff"     [laugh]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunkypunk on November 09, 2009, 05:15:30 PM
HP, I knew you would find this thread.  [thumbsup]
Show these folks the "Good Stuff"     [laugh]
This is a wild coincidence at a traffic light a year ago. This was a fellow from Santa Fe and he had the 70s round case in the back of his pick up the day I met him. This was his craigslist score....of course not from Albq
(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll5/formlarry/MY%20MOTORCYCLES/roundcase.jpg)

and this week on ebay he has this beast which I am actually intrigued by and if i only had the money

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NORTON-COMMANDO-CAFE-RACER-850-NICELY-APPOINTED-FAST_W0QQitemZ170403651993QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item27acd96199 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NORTON-COMMANDO-CAFE-RACER-850-NICELY-APPOINTED-FAST_W0QQitemZ170403651993QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item27acd96199)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on November 10, 2009, 12:39:15 PM
Ben Bostrom replica 998S with matching scooter!  Someone more familiar with this special edition will have to tell me if it's worth 20 large.


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1451586332.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1451586332.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 10, 2009, 03:34:25 PM
No pic, no sale...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on November 13, 2009, 08:33:40 PM
Wow! 460 CI. It's got a Big Block Ford. ;D

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1465109732.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1465109732.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on November 14, 2009, 11:30:55 AM
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1464870527.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1464870527.html)

A Chinese Captain America.  Seriously [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]

Sad thing, this is probably a good indication of where we are heading...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KRJ on November 16, 2009, 08:09:13 AM


   I wan't a pic of the 300# Hells Angels ass kicker on that Choppa, now that would cool!! [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunkypunk on November 24, 2009, 05:32:10 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200409891610&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUS%3A1123 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200409891610&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUS%3A1123)

Slay me if I'm wrong but isn't this what you would buy after some crack and a six pack?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on November 24, 2009, 05:47:48 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200409891610&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUS%3A1123 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200409891610&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUS%3A1123)

Slay me if I'm wrong but isn't this what you would buy after some crack and a six pack?

Tricolore? Dude, I think you used a couple more than three...   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucHead on November 24, 2009, 08:43:26 AM
This thread is stupid...a bunch of links to ads which have been removed. 

Post the make the beast with two backsin' text!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Greg on November 24, 2009, 10:51:02 AM
This thread is stupid...a bunch of links to ads which have been removed. 

Post the make the beast with two backsin' text!!!
[thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 24, 2009, 11:01:51 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200409891610&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUS%3A1123 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200409891610&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUS%3A1123)

Slay me if I'm wrong but isn't this what you would buy after some crack and a six pack?

Doesn't the Tricolore have gold Ohlins? And who the hell is going to pay $99K for a bike that is nothing more than custom painted. the 1098 Tricolore was what, $29k?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunkypunk on November 24, 2009, 11:52:52 AM
Quote
Doesn't the Tricolore have gold Ohlins? And who the hell is going to pay $99K for a bike that is nothing more than custom painted. the 1098 Tricolore was what, $29k?
Good point! I can't even see the rear shock but it is looking more and more like a stock 1098


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on November 24, 2009, 11:54:31 AM
Doesn't the Tricolore have gold Ohlins? And who the hell is going to pay $99K for a bike that is nothing more than custom painted. the 1098 Tricolore was what, $29k?

but it's painted by "world renowned artist Hornseth" for crying out loud!

that has to be worht the extra $80K


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on November 24, 2009, 09:26:11 PM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1481297552.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1481297552.html)
Really? What's so rare that it's worth $6,500? Worst price estimate EVER! Someone needs some "The Price is Right" in their life.
A 72 Ford pick-up. Not even in "good" shape. To get that money out of this truck it would have to have to be sitting on the original tires and owned by Steve McQueen.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on November 29, 2009, 11:05:41 AM
OK, first for all of you lamenting the fact that craigslist posts expire, too bad.  There is no way I am pulling this picture off, posting it to another site, and linking.  ;D

In fact, once the post dies, the world will be a better place.  Hurry up and get a look at this sweet motorcycle jacket before it is (hopefully) lost forever.

Be forewarned it is perhaps slightly NSFW.  And extremely disturbing.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1486894920.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1486894920.html)

 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on November 29, 2009, 11:10:01 AM
My eyes!



Don't click the link!!!!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on November 29, 2009, 11:13:07 AM
My eyes!



Don't click the link!!!!!!!

Be honest... You bought the jacket didn't you?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: somegirl on November 29, 2009, 11:22:57 AM
My eyes!



Don't click the link!!!!!!!

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rockaduc on November 29, 2009, 12:41:10 PM
Good point! I can't even see the rear shock but it is looking more and more like a stock 1098

I took the bait and asked the crack-head about the ohlins and for a pic of the dash from the seat POV.

We shall see... [popcorn]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on November 29, 2009, 08:05:34 PM
OK, first for all of you lamenting the fact that craigslist posts expire, too bad.  There is no way I am pulling this picture off, posting it to another site, and linking.  ;D

In fact, once the post dies, the world will be a better place.  Hurry up and get a look at this sweet motorcycle jacket before it is (hopefully) lost forever.

Be forewarned it is perhaps slightly NSFW.  And extremely disturbing.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1486894920.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1486894920.html)

 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]
[laugh] oh GAWD!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunkypunk on November 30, 2009, 05:59:24 PM
This should provide some laughs. It is probably a joke or someone trying to make the worst of Craigslist. look quick before it is gone.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1488917085.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1488917085.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on November 30, 2009, 06:03:48 PM
This should provide some laughs. It is probably a joke or someone trying to make the worst of Craigslist. look quick before it is gone.

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1488917085.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1488917085.html)

 ;DYea...lacking pistons and heads I am sure it is the quietist Bimmer on the planet.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rockaduc on December 02, 2009, 01:06:01 PM
I took the bait and asked the crack-head about the ohlins and for a pic of the dash from the seat POV.

We shall see... [popcorn]

No reply yet...surprise, surprise. [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on December 02, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
"This pristine specimen has been treated and cared for like a cherished family member. "

Yeah, the Manson family...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 08, 2009, 04:21:17 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1499925060.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1499925060.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on December 08, 2009, 07:14:58 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1499925060.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1499925060.html)

Quote
2005 SV650 (wrecked) - $1500 (floresville)
Date: 2009-12-07, 8:07PM CST
Reply to: sale-mppfs-1499925060@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2005 SV650 22k clean title (in hand)
this bike was wrecked on 337 a couple months ago
needs a new front end, engine and frame are good, scorpion exhaust slip on
had full intentions of putting this back together however plans have changed
this would be ride able with about 500 dollars worth of work
sold as is no warranty
(http://[url=http://images.craigslist.org/3ka3m63o45Oc5Pc5R59c79055b298aad61f65.jpg]http://images.craigslist.org/3ka3m63o45Oc5Pc5R59c79055b298aad61f65.jpg[/url])

(http://images.craigslist.org/3n13ke3l65O35P45S49c755c7a0e4ea3416d6.jpg)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drjones on December 08, 2009, 08:30:22 AM
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1500693805.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1500693805.html)

James has hit 200mph on this baby!  Call Matt for details.

teh?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on December 08, 2009, 09:19:45 AM
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1500693805.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1500693805.html)

Randall has hit 200mph on this baby!  Call Paris for details.

teh?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on December 09, 2009, 09:46:24 AM

;D ;D





Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blue on December 10, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
That'll buff right out...

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/index100.html (http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/index100.html)

07 gsxr 1000 repairable - $3900 (nw sub)
2007 gsxr 1000 1,200 miles crashed salvage title. I bought it to fix and ride but I need cash more then I need the bike. I have most of the parts to fix it. Needs subframe, body kit, and the tank needs repair or replace. the frame and engine are fine.
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n53o03l15Vd5Q05Rc9c97590905cfe261a1f.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3k33m83o65Va5Ue5R79c9cc2ab683760e1a57.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3k43mf3od5V25U75P49c9e30dc874c9a81b7a.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3m83o43p65O65P95S39c9777d15190be71c03.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on December 10, 2009, 01:46:40 PM
That'll buff right out...

Reminds me of Gregory Hines with a flame thrower in "The Deal of the Century"...

"It just needs a little touch up!"

...and Al Pacino in "Scent of a Woman"...

"If I was half the man I used to be I would take a flamethrower to this bike!"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 12, 2009, 10:25:08 PM
"My buddy left it behind so now it's for sale" [roll] I'm suprized he put his number on it.


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1505881982.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1505881982.html)
Quote
kawaski katana

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2009-12-11, 1:58PM PST
Reply to: sale-rtjyv-1505881982@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


my buddy left this bike behind so now its for sale
lost paper and key, yes it does run make me offer no its not stolen 818 792 2799



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 19, 2009, 11:04:11 PM
Hmm...

Quote
Has been sitting for 2 yrs, lost pink slip and keys. I use to ride it illigally
on the streets witout registering it

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1517716454.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1517716454.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 19, 2009, 11:46:39 PM
Actually, now that I look at it more closely I may have to take a look at it. It'd be fun to fix up. and relatively cheap. What do you think?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on December 20, 2009, 07:04:28 AM
Those are sad pictures. How does one mangle a license plate like that? I think the cinder blocks are worth a lot more than that poor Honda. :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 21, 2009, 05:14:23 PM
"Complete Bike"- http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1520116645.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1520116645.html)

After calling the guy says it's missing the tank the seat and the rear fender. I might still look into it if I can find the parts, but a little sketchy about his description. The engine is probably worth as much as he's asking though.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on December 21, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
2001 1000cc superbike? is it a 998 or a 1000ss?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 21, 2009, 05:38:44 PM
2001 1000cc superbike? is it a 998 or a 1000ss?

No clue. I just looked it up and all I could find is the 996 for 2001, which would be worth fixing for sure! This guy seems sketchy though. I'll have to find out before I go driving to Long  Beach. Anyone know if a SS tank will fit a 996?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on December 21, 2009, 05:42:48 PM
SS tank will not fit a 996.

No 1000SS in '01.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 21, 2009, 05:44:39 PM
Just called. It's a 996. That tank is gonna be tough to find. Price is right though, just for the motor.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 21, 2009, 05:59:50 PM
That is a hell of a deal. I think I may be a Crack Addict for this, but I don't think I'm gonna go for it. The parts are going to be impossible to get, and I am not experienced enough to ride that thing anyways. I'm gonna regret this I'm sure. (says to himself "let it go. Let it go man.")


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on December 21, 2009, 06:20:47 PM
Parts aren't that hard to get.

An $800 996 is gonna need a lot of work, and you're right, too much bike for you right now.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 21, 2009, 07:59:03 PM
Shit, and I just bought a car. I'm keeping my eyes open for this kinda deal... I got plans you see... PLANS I SAY!!!!  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 21, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Shit, and I just bought a car. I'm keeping my eyes open for this kinda deal... I got plans you see... PLANS I SAY!!!!  [evil]

lol. Right now I'm reconsidering. I may still have at it. Found some sources for parts on line. And I'd still have my Radian to practice on until I'm ready. That is a bike I would definately want one day(sooner probably than later).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 21, 2009, 08:30:29 PM
Shoot, just having the bones is a great structure to start from. Keep in mind though that I'm a guy who rides a Duc that was quite literally broken in half when I purchased it.

If the engine is in good shape I would do something cool with it. I have a couple frames laying around and misc. Duc parts, and I love a good project and the chance to use a 4 valver in something would be tits.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 22, 2009, 02:28:39 PM
Now this guy is truely a Crack Adict. Make sure and read his remarks at the bottom. WARNING not for kids or work.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1521797951.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1521797951.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 22, 2009, 08:36:59 PM
Now this guy is truely a Crack Adict. Make sure and read his remarks at the bottom. WARNING not for kids or work.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1521797951.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1521797951.html)
:o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gregrnel on December 25, 2009, 09:47:43 AM
I enjoy this one....

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/1523975131.html (http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/1523975131.html)

Quote.........."Im selling a 2002 Monster 620ie. It has 14000 miles runs good. Just completed the 6000 mile service. Changed every shim on the valves because i wanted it perfect and didn't want to have to change them again the next time i checked the clearances. The next time you have to check the valves it should still be in spec."

Nice that he just completed the 6000 mile at 14000 and changed every shim, so you don't have to next time. [laugh] [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: CMDRDAVE on December 25, 2009, 11:56:31 AM
The next time you have to check the valves it should still be in spec."

Brilliant!!!  Adjust clearances so that by the time you do the 12k check at 28k miles the valve train will wear INTO to spec.  I wish I could be that smart, I only know how to follow directions.   ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on December 26, 2009, 05:35:04 AM
"The registration is expired because cops never pull me over other than that its ready to go."

This guy IS gifted.  If only I could get the cops to agree to never pulling me over too, I could save lots 'o cash on registration, and don't even get me started about insurance!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 26, 2009, 10:31:06 AM
I don't think I trust this guy.

Quote
i got a ar15 willing to trade or work out a deal for for a street bike i got pic plz send pic

For those who don't know, AR15s are illegal in LA.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1525176747.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1525176747.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on December 26, 2009, 12:24:05 PM


(http://crazedloner.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hellokitty_ar15assault_2.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cduarte on December 26, 2009, 12:53:54 PM
this one is better, and it even glows in the dark...

(http://home.comcast.net/~c.duarte/barbie15.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 27, 2009, 08:00:18 PM
In this case the poster isn't the Crack Addict, it's appearantly an entire Kawi dealership. A few posts but worth a read. I was going to take my bike there for a "free" check up. I think I'll pass, not worth the drive.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1518518928.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1518518928.html)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526103753.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526103753.html)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526126384.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526126384.html)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526139038.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526139038.html)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526903910.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1526903910.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on December 27, 2009, 09:49:04 PM
S2R with 848 engine for a low low buy-it-now price of $6,300!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R-2006-Ducati-Monster_W0QQitemZ300381408371QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item45f0208c73 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R-2006-Ducati-Monster_W0QQitemZ300381408371QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item45f0208c73)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Heath on December 27, 2009, 10:42:27 PM
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/1526956139.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/1526956139.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on December 28, 2009, 06:27:46 AM
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/1526956139.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/1526956139.html)

Quote
2005 Ducati Monster S2R 803 .00 ccm (49.00 cubic inches) V-twing 76.03 HP 100.5 to 1 compression Alloy single sided trellis swingarm adjustable rear ride height 5 spoke wheels 24 degree rake makes this a sweet road bike . Needs a head light and a front fender Look at the bike in Sacramento Monday or Tuesday Priced to sell ph 916-871-0651 If your looking for a sweet deal on a Duck this is it D

wow..100.5:1 compression!
how do the heads handle that?


if it weren't for the smashed front headlight i'd say it might be a good deal. as is, i'd be very curious what had happened to the bike and any other damage it may have sustained.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on December 28, 2009, 09:32:04 AM
just found this on our company for sale site.

maybe it's just me, but 10K for a 9 yr old car with 87K miles is way too much, even if it's an audi turbo with "extras"


Quote
Black 2001 Audi A6, 2.7T (Turbo)
V6, 4 door sedan
6 speed manual
87,500 (current) mileage
Great condition
Leather (vanilla) , power seats, sunroof , tinted windows (extras)
Service history available
Retail ( Kelley Blue Book) - $10,500 negotiable


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on December 28, 2009, 09:43:05 AM
You can't sell as a private party and expect to get retail. That's why KBB has "Private Party Value" on their site. I ran the specs through it based on my zip and this is what I got:

http://www.kbb.com/KBB/UsedCars/PricingReport.aspx?YearId=2001&Mileage=87000&VehicleClass=UsedCar&ManufacturerId=4&ModelId=8&PriceType=Private+Party&VehicleId=3754&SelectionHistory=3754|32138|06340|0|0|144174|true|144165|true|144191|true&Condition=Excellent&QuizConditions= (http://www.kbb.com/KBB/UsedCars/PricingReport.aspx?YearId=2001&Mileage=87000&VehicleClass=UsedCar&ManufacturerId=4&ModelId=8&PriceType=Private+Party&VehicleId=3754&SelectionHistory=3754|32138|06340|0|0|144174|true|144165|true|144191|true&Condition=Excellent&QuizConditions=)

 Excellent   $8,115
   
Good     $7,515
   
Fair       $6,790


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drjones on December 28, 2009, 10:00:16 AM
"$10.5k negotiable"  The odds are they're looking for private party value, but just aren't stupid enough to actually list it at private party value and expect to get that when every crack addict and their dealer is going to show up and offer below trade-in value for it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on December 28, 2009, 10:04:45 AM
"$10.5k negotiable"  The odds are they're looking for private party value, but just aren't stupid enough to actually list it at private party value and expect to get that when every crack addict and their dealer is going to show up and offer below trade-in value for it.

i'd be ok paying $7000, but i wouldn't even bother if they start at 10k. i'm not interested in haggling someone down to where it should be. and why not start out lower and let people know that they won't take less? that seems to work jsut fine as well.
and you still get the crack addicts lowballing it anyways.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 28, 2009, 02:21:15 PM
Naah, it isn't stolen- "No vin# is attatched. No title no bill of sale".

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1527954239.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1527954239.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 30, 2009, 10:08:08 AM
"Superbadbike for trade. If interested email."

Uuh, spam anyone?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1530765446.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1530765446.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 30, 2009, 08:59:41 PM
Wow! Only $50k! ;D

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1531464798.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1531464798.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 30, 2009, 09:32:23 PM
Wow! Only $50k! ;D

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1531464798.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1531464798.html)
Will it make my 695 run like a Desmosidici?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 30, 2009, 09:52:03 PM
Only if your helmet has a mohawk. [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 30, 2009, 11:21:30 PM
Only if your helmet has a mohawk. [cheeky]
Cool, I'll take two then, cause I gots a supa fly LED spike mohawk on my lid yo.... RECOGNIZE!!!!




 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on December 30, 2009, 11:54:35 PM
^^ It's "Represent"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on December 31, 2009, 05:35:05 AM
^^ It's "Represent"

Yeah, but "RECOGNIZE" has a great ring to it dontcha think?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 31, 2009, 06:08:24 AM
^^ It's "Represent"
Shoot son, that just depends on what part of the hood you represent, hereabouts it's recognize son!




 [popcorn] ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on December 31, 2009, 07:26:12 AM
Shoot son, that just depends on what part of the hood you represent, hereabouts it's recognize son!




 [popcorn] ;D

AHHHH SHIT! he soned him son!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on December 31, 2009, 08:06:16 AM
fo shizzle!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on December 31, 2009, 08:15:37 AM
Verbum sursum tu mater, hominibus!

(That's Latin Ebonics for Word up to your mother, homie!)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on December 31, 2009, 02:55:26 PM
"well kept and maintained" [clap]


http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1531365576.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1531365576.html)

Check out the dent in the tank.  That crash hurt.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on December 31, 2009, 03:16:19 PM
"well kept and maintained" [clap]


http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1531365576.html (http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1531365576.html)

Check out the dent in the tank.  That crash hurt.

Fork looks bent in the picture too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on December 31, 2009, 03:47:01 PM
And what is it about polished frames that always screams squid to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on December 31, 2009, 05:59:39 PM
It's not polished, it's "chrome" [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on December 31, 2009, 09:51:25 PM
And what is it about polished frames that always screams squid to me.

I'm sure these two guys would disagree,

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/CRW_5513_5-1.jpg)

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/chromo-1.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on January 01, 2010, 01:36:50 AM
Ha, not gonna get me in trouble that easy. The top one is Drunken Monkey's isn't it? It looks like the frame is silver not polished. The bottom I don't recognize, either way it stands out on the fat twin spar designs far more than the trellis.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hackers2r on January 01, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Is that an oil cooler out back on the second bike?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on January 01, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
Is that an oil cooler out back on the second bike?
Sure is, I haven't seen that before.  Looks pretty trick


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 01, 2010, 05:11:03 PM
While the top one is a work of art, worthy of the ages, the bottom one is clearly the work of some squid  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on January 01, 2010, 08:17:36 PM
While the top one is a work of art, worthy of the ages, the bottom one is clearly the work of some squid  [laugh]
  ;D That's exactly what I thought!  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on January 02, 2010, 07:56:15 AM
so DRZs are automatically converted to off road only when you steal them?

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1533346219.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1533346219.html)

Quote
OFF ROAD ONLY. This is not a dual sport (on/off) motorcycle. This is intended for off road use only. This bike is in like new condition (except for rear fender)
Because it is off road only the state of WI does not issue a title for this vehicle so there is not a title. This is normal for off road dirtbikes.
Call
Kevin 414-322-7483
kemess@aol.com
(http://images.craigslist.org/3m53o33lf5O55R45S9a119d6c825a461f1853.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 02, 2010, 10:27:46 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534265887.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534265887.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 02, 2010, 11:03:08 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534265887.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534265887.html)

Yellow bike - $400 (San Antonio, Tx)
Date: 2010-01-02, 2:05PM CST
Reply to: sale-hn58d-1534265887@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Not a motorcycle, its a starter bike so you can learn to ride. No title required for the bike or license to ride it either. Runs well!

Call (210) 440-0206

    * Location: San Antonio, Tx
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k33m13p35Of5S45Rca12e7f68b867ca41f7a.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k53m23lb5Oc5S85Rea1232644213c0cb1dd7.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3nf3o33l75O75Rf5S6a12a7541d2522ff12e6.jpg)

Not a motorcycle? What the hell is it then?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on January 02, 2010, 11:13:30 AM
A starter bike duh.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on January 02, 2010, 12:01:53 PM
a scooter in disguise.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 02, 2010, 12:21:50 PM
Motor + 2 wheels - pedals = motorized cycle/motorcycle...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 02, 2010, 01:52:17 PM
Motor + 2 wheels - pedals = motorized cycle/motorcycle...

Thanks buddy, couldn't copy the whole page cause I'm using my phone.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 02, 2010, 02:29:05 PM
Makes sense... ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 03, 2010, 04:52:44 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1535907338.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1535907338.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 03, 2010, 05:00:04 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1535907338.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1535907338.html)

You don't know. Maybe his chick can fix a basket case as long as it's not a car.lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on January 03, 2010, 05:08:30 PM
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1535925822.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1535925822.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 03, 2010, 05:09:34 PM
Just comes across as a real winner to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on January 03, 2010, 05:22:56 PM
Smoke free... pet free home? What kind of home is that? [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 03, 2010, 05:46:03 PM
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1535925822.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1535925822.html)

KBC motorcycle helmet, size xtra small. Limited Edition helmet designed for the American bobsled team (Team USA). Never worn, in excellent condition. Comes from a smoke free and pet free home.

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k63m43of5Od5S05Rda13cf82376817fb1a99.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k83p73l55Of5S55R7a13543a66c7d1ef1fa4.jpg)

http://bobsled.teamusa.org/athletes/chuck-berkeley (http://bobsled.teamusa.org/athletes/chuck-berkeley)

(http://assets.teamusa.org/assets/images/athlete/image/2678/full/helmet.jpg)

Doesn't look the same to me...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on January 03, 2010, 06:03:35 PM
the one in the ad appears to be a vr-2r which retail for 100-150 depending on paint job, they are asking for $500

it does appear to be legit though, but how many people collect bobsled memorabilia?

(http://www.xplosiveedge.com/images/proclients8.jpg)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on January 03, 2010, 06:47:00 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1536091571.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1536091571.html)

05 susuki bouloward trade?? - $1 (west seattle)

let trade for ??????honda,susuki,yamaha,kawasaki, my bike has 4400 miles just got 1st service done run n drive like new a lot of upgrade for older rider or a nice 00 r6 r1????? i feel old in this bike .call me 206 375 2071 or a nice toyota truck 95 and up

(http://images.craigslist.org/3n63oe3l65Oe5Rf5S2a13e4d9ac2fef75167e.jpg)

Not sure if I want to ride a "bouloward"...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on January 04, 2010, 05:20:19 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1536091571.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1536091571.html)

05 susuki bouloward trade?? - $1 (west seattle)

let trade for ??????honda,susuki,yamaha,kawasaki, my bike has 4400 miles just got 1st service done run n drive like new a lot of upgrade for older rider or a nice 00 r6 r1????? i feel old in this bike .call me 206 375 2071 or a nice toyota truck 95 and up

(http://images.craigslist.org/3n63oe3l65Oe5Rf5S2a13e4d9ac2fef75167e.jpg)

Not sure if I want to ride a "bouloward"...

the guy is from eastern europe. pronounce it like a russian would.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 04, 2010, 08:35:29 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1536773064.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1536773064.html)

honda 750 CHOPPER - $1000

i have this bike and need to movie it to make room it running and starts up .....MAKE ME A OFFER... EMAIL ME AT..rodarteme63@yahoo.com or call 323-221-1421 and ask for ray...... and selling my kawasaki nija zx7r ASKING 2,200 FIRM MILEAGE 23,OOO.. BUT MOTOR WAS REBUILT AND HAS NO 0. MILEAGE HAVE NOT ROAD THE BIKE STILL IN THE DEALER GETTING NEW BRAKES AND REAR WHEEL TOURQE BUSHING .............


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 04, 2010, 11:07:57 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1536773064.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1536773064.html)

honda 750 CHOPPER - $1000

i have this bike and need to movie it to make room it running and starts up .....MAKE ME A OFFER... EMAIL ME AT..rodarteme63@yahoo.com or call 323-221-1421 and ask for ray...... and selling my kawasaki nija zx7r ASKING 2,200 FIRM MILEAGE 23,OOO.. BUT MOTOR WAS REBUILT AND HAS NO 0. MILEAGE HAVE NOT ROAD THE BIKE STILL IN THE DEALER GETTING NEW BRAKES AND REAR WHEEL TOURQE BUSHING .............

Grammar, punctuation, syntax; lost arts.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 04, 2010, 02:02:37 PM
Grammar, punctuation, syntax; lost arts.

Grammar, punctuation, and syntax are lost arts.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 04, 2010, 02:29:38 PM
Grammar, punctuation, and syntax are lost arts.

So much for irony.  Now wheres my speelchecker?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 04, 2010, 03:08:47 PM
So much for irony.  Now wheres my speelchecker?

it on ur compweter; not IT/


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 06, 2010, 10:24:06 AM
"not wrecked"+"have all parts"+"no paper work"+"clean title"= ???

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1540090674.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1540090674.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on January 06, 2010, 12:58:29 PM
Not too mention that is a gsxf, not a gsxr... 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on January 06, 2010, 01:08:05 PM
Not too mention that is a gsxf, not a gsxr... 
AH! That explains it. I was looking at the frame and didn't think it was right, I'm not familiar enough to know of those though, I didn't even think they made a gixxer600 in 89.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 08, 2010, 10:31:27 PM
WOW 100k for fairings ;D

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1540237989.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1540237989.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on January 09, 2010, 05:49:55 AM
"I want to get some money for it". Isn't that the usual reason you post things for sale? [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 13, 2010, 02:27:41 PM
Does this seem excessived? $1500 AGV ??? Yes signed, but still


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1550710019.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1550710019.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunkypunk on January 14, 2010, 07:23:49 AM
Does this seem excessived? $1500 AGV ??? Yes signed, but still


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1550710019.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1550710019.html)
Its a bargain for "The Doctor's" JH!

Actually I think those helmets are 900 without the signature...but hey you get a photo of him signing "a visor". Most likely not that one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 14, 2010, 05:03:16 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1552800308.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1552800308.html)

$45k for a CBR WOW [laugh]

Stock no "MODES" on it, has a cage. ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 14, 2010, 11:35:56 PM
Oh wow!

Quote
miny byke - $150 (orange)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-01-15, 12:56AM PST
Reply to: sale-ysg3z-1553543250@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


custom paint white blue perl color i dont turn on for like 1 year so my neds batery and 1 brake handel is broken bets ofert can have this pls texme at 714 8295055

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1553543250.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1553543250.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 15, 2010, 03:06:21 PM
Oh wow!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1553543250.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1553543250.html)


Just wow


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on January 15, 2010, 06:28:55 PM
Hey, it has a cage... gotta be worth $45K!! Duh...  [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 16, 2010, 03:34:14 PM
Yea good luck with that.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/1555987928.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/1555987928.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on January 16, 2010, 05:08:39 PM
Yea good luck with that.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/1555987928.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/1555987928.html)

wow...

in texas you can fill out a vehicle transfer notification when you sell your bike.  seems like no one bothers to register their bikes. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 16, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
wow...

in texas you can fill out a vehicle transfer notification when you sell your bike.  seems like no one bothers to register their bikes. 

It's up to the buyer here. Seller beware.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on January 18, 2010, 08:38:49 AM
Here in Washington State both the seller and the buyer are supposed to let the DOL know when a sale occurs, so you don't have to rely on the other guy to get his act together. The Title here actually has one of this precut/tear lines to rip it in half, one half for the seller, and one half for the buyer. I am pretty sure that if the Buyer shows up with the title and the seller doesn't ever show up with his part, they call the seller and make sure it wasn't stolen along with the title. Anhyways, I always make sure the DOL knows FOR SURE that I sold it and no longer liable for anything that is done with the vehicle.

The DOC


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 18, 2010, 09:38:06 AM
Except that guy's in LA, and here in CA you simply send in a notice saying you've sold the bike. While it's still up the buyer to register it, it's no longer your problem.

Or at least it used to be, last time I sold a vehicle.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Spidey on January 18, 2010, 09:47:42 AM
Except that guy's in LA, and here in CA you simply send in a notice saying you've sold the bike. While it's still up the buyer to register it, it's no longer your problem.

Or at least it used to be, last time I sold a vehicle.

Still that way.  http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/brochures/reg/nrl.htm (http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/brochures/reg/nrl.htm)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on January 19, 2010, 06:02:08 PM
749s $2520
http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/1544989110.html (http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/1544989110.html)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n63k03o65Rd5Ra5R5a1c6c981c28dd0018e9.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 19, 2010, 06:08:19 PM
It's a scam. CL in LA just removed the same bike add. They just want e-mails. Same e-mail addy too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on January 19, 2010, 06:10:21 PM
I know it is, I just want it to be true so badly.
Here's another dumbshit, I love the capitalization
http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/1526412094.html (http://omaha.craigslist.org/mcy/1526412094.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 19, 2010, 06:30:30 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1559730667.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1559730667.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 19, 2010, 06:59:16 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1559730667.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1559730667.html)

I think he has been smoking alittle meth. :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 19, 2010, 11:29:00 PM
This guy smokes the crack. Three different listing for the same bike in less than an hour. with different prices in each add. ???

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561410688.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561410688.html)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561414771.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561414771.html)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561419992.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561419992.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on January 20, 2010, 02:27:01 AM
Quote
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1561414771.html

I like the pic of him doing a burnout in his garage [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on January 20, 2010, 07:42:50 AM
Maybe that's why it has a new rear tire. ;D Good to hear he also "maintenanced weekly", shows he cares... [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on January 20, 2010, 08:05:51 AM
Sprinkled in among the crackheads & scammers, though, there are sometimes ads that make me laugh for a different reason, like this one for a '65 Ford F-100:

http://jalopnik.com/5451329/craigslist-love-the-joys-of-the-1965-ford-f+100 (http://jalopnik.com/5451329/craigslist-love-the-joys-of-the-1965-ford-f+100)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 24, 2010, 06:51:22 PM
1000HP DS motor ;D

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1568918148.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1568918148.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 24, 2010, 06:53:09 PM
1000hp Yami R1 motor.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1568910037.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1568910037.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 25, 2010, 04:10:19 PM
Betcha both those bikes were stolen.  Probably by him.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on January 25, 2010, 09:25:02 PM
Who cares with that kind of hp!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: redxblack on January 27, 2010, 07:18:38 AM
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/1571681692.html (http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/1571681692.html)

A school desk w/ a motor. This would be PERFECT for my classroom.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 27, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1573614155.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1573614155.html)
 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on January 27, 2010, 04:01:55 PM
For those who want to "street legal" your off roads.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1573159104.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1573159104.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on January 27, 2010, 05:51:46 PM
"i spent too much money fixing a bike with a blown motor, please help"

Quote
HONDA CBR 929RR 2001 - $7700 (Shawano)

Date: 2010-01-27, 4:13PM CST
Reply to: sale-rp9ry-1573693164@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

THIS BIKE IS THE SHIT!
I HATE TO GET RID OF IT BUT IM MOVING. I STUCK OVER 2,000 DOLLARS IN THE MOTOR ALONE I HAVE ABOUT 1,800 IN BOLT ONS ALSO. THERE IS A GPR STEERING STABILIZER, REAR SPROCKET KIT, LOCKHART SPEED SCREEN, AFTER MARKET CHAIN, CARBON LEVERS, CBR GRIPS, BUCKLE PROTECTOR, JARDINE EXHAUST, UNDERTAIL KIT, SHAVED LED BLICKERS, NEW FRONT TIRE NEEDS REAR, NEVER BEEN DROPPED OR SAW RAIN AS LONG AS I OWNED IT, I BOUGHT IT 1 YEAR OLD. MY FRIENDS RIDE GSXR 1000'S AND THIS BIKE WALKS ALL OVER THEM NO BULLSHIT, ITS A SIX HUNDRED FRAME AND CHASSIS WITH A BIG ASS MOTOR. IT'S 151 HORSE POWER TO THE REAR WHEEL AND WAY'S 428 POUNDS. I HAD THE MOTOR WORK DONE AT SPEED TECH MOTORSPORTS IN FONDULAC WISCONSIN I HAVE THE RECEIPTS FOR THAT WHICH WAS 2,204 DOLLARS A COMPLETE REBUILD AND AFTER MARKET GEARS.

CALL 715-853-5930 make a reasonable offer considering the work and time in this bike. Taken well care of, CN4 Honda lube oil's and k&n filters.

THIS BIKE WAS NEVER DROPPED, CRASHED OR DUMPED!!!!!!!
(http://images.craigslist.org/3m83p23l25Sa5Se5R9a1r00e7aaa9e9a819a2.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3nd3oe3pd5S85S25Sea1r29ffbcebc41a1916.jpg)


http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1573693164.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1573693164.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: swampduc on January 27, 2010, 06:02:35 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1573614155.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1573614155.html)
 ;D
Nice... chopper pit bike  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on January 28, 2010, 03:01:17 PM
1960 ducati 125 torismo
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1573400648.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1573400648.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 28, 2010, 03:18:25 PM
1960 ducati 125 torismo
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1573400648.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1573400648.html)

"This would make a great addition to ducati collectors."

Not after you re-painted it, especially painting over the chrome...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on January 28, 2010, 03:30:24 PM
"This would make a great addition to ducati collectors."

Not after you re-painted it, especially painting over the chrome...
What, you don't think silver spraypaint is an exceptable restoration technique? ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on January 28, 2010, 05:33:03 PM
People ruin good stuff trying to make it shinier.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on January 29, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/1573806443.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/1573806443.html)

2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Red - $2500 (Hillsboro)

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Date: 2010-01-27, 3:23PM PST
Reply to: sale-krtjt-1573806443@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250, 4200 miles, cracked plastic, you can put a sticker of your choice over the crack. 503.713.3223 or email. Thank you. YES I STILL HAVE IT :)

(http://ttp://lh6.ggpht.com/_bc_fnXewWKw/S1Y2E2jMjsI/AAAAAAAAA78/bf0HzDIwPKM/s800/P1010529.JPG)

Really?  How about a super sized band-aid?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Airborne on January 30, 2010, 04:36:07 AM
I saw a 3 wheel ducati - cushman style vehicle on cl. Does anyone know anything about these? I can try to fid the add, the seller was asking 3k and it was in terrible shape.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Greg on January 31, 2010, 10:12:41 AM
This guy should be shot for putting Ducati's name on a bike with a Honda clone 200cc engine in it

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534482973.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534482973.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on February 01, 2010, 08:50:19 AM
Ha ha.  That things been on there for awhile now.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 01, 2010, 09:17:00 AM
Hard to tell from the pix, but it looks like it might be a cool little bike if it had a Honda sticker instead (and you ignore the price).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dareduc on February 01, 2010, 08:15:22 PM
This one is funny  [laugh]
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1580293893.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/1580293893.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on February 11, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1581619645.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1581619645.html)


and cheap too


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: baller30 on February 11, 2010, 08:07:26 PM
people   [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on February 12, 2010, 04:48:23 AM
half these people shouldn't be allowed to breed.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: WhiteStripe on February 12, 2010, 09:24:32 AM
people   [bang]

I sell you the same bike with half the miles for that price AND throw in 10lbs of bacon. [bacon]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on February 12, 2010, 09:46:56 AM
I sell you the same bike with half the miles for that price AND throw in 10lbs of bacon. [bacon]

How much for just the bacon?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on February 12, 2010, 10:26:41 AM
cooked bacon?  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on February 12, 2010, 03:41:46 PM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1581619645.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1581619645.html)


and cheap too

"no major mods" Well, except that you chopped the back end of the frame off. Some people would call that fairly major...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on February 12, 2010, 07:33:12 PM
How much for just the bacon?

Damn... You beat me to it...    >:(









 ;D


Wait, what kind of bacon?  Smoked? Maple Cured? Thick Cut? Center Cut?    :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on February 13, 2010, 08:54:31 AM
"no major mods" Well, except that you chopped the back end of the frame off. Some people would call that fairly major...


. . . and yanked the mufflers off. They say they still have 'em, but . . . its kinda obvious and no mufflers also indicates a possible mindset which could lead to squidly riding. 

The Doc


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mdriver on February 16, 2010, 04:09:24 PM
Heres a sweet S2R 800 thats been for sale near me for a couple of months. I like the bike,  However I'm just not sure about what he has done to the battery.  [laugh]
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/1596548037.html (http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/1596548037.html)

2006 Ducati Monster s2r 803cc - $6550

"Always garaged. 3400 miles. Never down. Includes dolly and icon tarmac jacket and icon domain rubatone helmet and battery tenderizer and winter riding coat w/ fleece liner."

(http://images.craigslist.org/3me3pa3o35Ob5T65S0a2b35c9b8a6c07a18cd.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 16, 2010, 04:30:38 PM
Okay it's eBay, not CL, but still...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-FXDX-SPORT-ROLLING-CHASSIS_W0QQitemZ260549497577QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item3ca9f5d2e9 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-FXDX-SPORT-ROLLING-CHASSIS_W0QQitemZ260549497577QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_motorcycles?hash=item3ca9f5d2e9)

From the listing (not exactly sure what it means):

I PULLED THE  ENGINE, "COMPLETE" AND GUT SET FROM TRANS.
THE PRIMARY, I/O, AND INTERNALS, COMP., CHAIN, CLUTCH/HUB, AND STARTER  "WILL" BE WITH THE BIKE.

From the Q&A:

Q: Bent 62 Is the frame bent? (no pun intended) Just so i am clear the only thing not with this purchase is the motor & tranny. What would you take Cash right now? I can give you down payment and balance when I pick... Continue reading
A: FRAME IS STREIGHT, JUST LOOKS ROUGH, DUE TO FORK TUBES BEING BENT. TRANS. CASE IS STILL IN THE FRAME. TOOK GEAR SET FOR ANOTHER BIKE. ALL PRIMARY PIECES INCLUDEING THE STARTER ALSO COME WITH BIKE

Q: doesn't seem to be much left worth anything now the motor is gone,,,, am i wrong if so tell me everything else seems to be bent or broken,, thanks dunkin
A: WHAT IS YOUR POINT ??????????? SO DONT BUY,AND KEEP GOING WITHOUT A BIKE, I DONT CARE EITHER WAY. GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE, I DONT HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAMES


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on February 16, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
Harley riders  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 16, 2010, 05:20:18 PM
Harley riders  [roll]

Hey!  I resemble that remark!   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on February 17, 2010, 11:17:47 PM
I am sure she pampers the crap out of the bike and it's super clean...  but...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/1605899144.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/1605899144.html)

2008 Ducati 695 Monster - $11900 (Olympia, WA)

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Date: 2010-02-17, 6:32PM PST
Reply to: sale-tzw4y-1605899144@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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For Sale: Red Ducati 695 Monster only 3,449 miles.

Lots of extras and equipped with lowering link, upgraded levers, speedymoto side protectors, Ducati side bags and spoiler. Only out on nice days and always garaged, only one female owner. Please contact Emilie; emiliezin@yahoo.com $11,900.

(http://images.craigslist.org/3ma3p13l55O85Tb5P9a2h8f93a4b89c3f19d9.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on February 18, 2010, 04:38:52 AM
I am sure she pampers the crap out of the bike and it's super clean...  but...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/1605899144.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/1605899144.html)

2008 Ducati 695 Monster - $11900 (Olympia, WA)


why would i buy this 695 for the same price as i could get an s2r1000 that already has the pipes taken off for me?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lawbreaker on February 18, 2010, 05:35:27 AM
.. Not to mention thats more than msrp..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on February 18, 2010, 06:18:39 AM
.. Not to mention thats more than msrp..

yeah. sometimes i forget that sarcasm doens't work well over the interwebs


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 18, 2010, 06:41:04 AM
why would i buy this 695 for the same price as i could get an s2r1000 that already has the pipes taken off for me?

Maybe Emilie is included in the price.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pennyrobber on February 18, 2010, 09:25:34 AM
The best motorcycle accessory ever.  [thumbsup]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3md3o03le5T95Pc5S0a2ie727270938281b83.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on February 18, 2010, 09:41:08 AM
The best motorcycle accessory ever.  [thumbsup]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3md3o03le5T95Pc5S0a2ie727270938281b83.jpg)

But... Then how will all the other guys see my super-manly tramp stamp?

So confused...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on February 18, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
It's not on CL, it's on BMW ducati's home page.

2009 848 superbike, 17 miles, termi slip ons... $16495 ?!?!? [bang] [bang]

http://www.bmwcyclesdaytona.com/preowned/index.cfm?template=daytona (http://www.bmwcyclesdaytona.com/preowned/index.cfm?template=daytona)


Didn't they sell new MSRP for $13995.....a YEAR ago?  I hope they sell a ton of BMW's, cause I can't see them selling a bunch of ducati's with prices like that.

Or the 1200 GS Adventure that is 18 miles used, and offered at 2K above what the "special price" is on their front page ($16999). 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on February 19, 2010, 06:26:35 AM
The best motorcycle accessory ever.  [thumbsup]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3md3o03le5T95Pc5S0a2ie727270938281b83.jpg)

and here i have been weighing my shirt down with heavy leather for nothing! 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 19, 2010, 06:55:50 AM
The best motorcycle accessory ever.  [thumbsup]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1606178754.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3md3o03le5T95Pc5S0a2ie727270938281b83.jpg)

Does ATGATT mean I have to buy this too?   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: metallimonster on February 19, 2010, 08:03:48 AM
This really needs to be renamed " Squid Strip"  I think they would sell more. ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 19, 2010, 08:38:16 AM
This really needs to be renamed " Squid Strip"  I think they would sell more. ;D

How about "The Tentacle"?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hellobrooklyn on February 22, 2010, 07:37:16 PM
I am sure she pampers the crap out of the bike and it's super clean...  but...


Dude...Side bags. /sold


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on February 24, 2010, 08:31:55 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1616585694.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1616585694.html)

1993 Ducati 900 SS - $4995 (Canby, Or.)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-02-24, 5:10PM PST
Reply to: sale-cqeqg-1616585694@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Purchased in 06 from a female owner. Still titled in her name so you know i am not making it up. has 11K on the odometer and has been parked since fall of 06. Not register for 4 years. Tuned up. changed belts and oil this week. Lots of Carbon and aftermarket goodies. Collectible Duc for the italian superbike afficianado. Aking 5000 or offer. Will entertain trades with 4 wheels as well as concrete work form a licensed contractor. Comes with axle stand and cover.

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k93p83l75Pe5R55S7a2odc53b14445f211df.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 02, 2010, 05:38:26 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1625742025.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1625742025.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 02, 2010, 07:50:27 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1625742025.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1625742025.html)
WWWWWWTTTTTTFFFFFF


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on March 03, 2010, 12:34:03 AM
WWWWWWTTTTTTFFFFFF

Just unbelievable...  Bad taste knows no bounds.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Aragorn on March 03, 2010, 01:06:38 AM
Just unbelievable...  Bad taste knows no bounds.

Obviously ... just look at those furry, lime green boots the guy is wearing!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on March 03, 2010, 01:51:41 AM
That thing looks like it belongs in the movie Mad Max [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Kamacho on March 03, 2010, 03:20:50 PM
he'll take my boat in trade!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on March 05, 2010, 01:02:17 AM
How 'bout this one?!
Again, I'm no expert but it seems that the only super extravagant thing on this bike is the SSS conversion? And the forks are only anodized!! Last I checked you could roll out of the dealer with a M1100s for around that price, if one were so inclined.

$15500 for a 696?!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1628669448.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1628669448.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bizzarrini on March 05, 2010, 02:26:20 AM
Jeez, that color combo is really fugly! Three kinds of gold! [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Punx Clever on March 05, 2010, 03:11:09 AM
wouldn't it have been cheaper to put a 696 engine into a m1100?  hell... a lot of the 696 guys around here would jump at a swap :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Vindingo on March 05, 2010, 04:59:39 AM
Jeez, that color combo is really fugly! Three kinds of gold! [puke]

I'm not sure one is enough  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]  [bang]

Those rearsets look hideous on that bike too


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 05, 2010, 08:17:46 AM
Jeez, that color combo is really fugly! Three kinds of gold! [puke]
If you count the rear shock spring and the Arrows sticker, that's 5 shades of yellow/gold. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on March 05, 2010, 08:28:43 AM
If you count the rear shock spring and the Arrows sticker, that's 5 shades of yellow/gold. 

Actually more than that if you count that the brake and shift levers don't really match the rest of the rearsets.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on March 06, 2010, 04:25:29 PM
Jeez, that color combo is really fugly! Three kinds of gold! [puke]
+1
If you count the rear shock spring and the Arrows sticker, that's 5 shades of yellow/gold. 
+2
Actually more than that if you count that the brake and shift levers don't really match the rest of the rearsets.
+11ty billion.  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on March 16, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
1998 DUCATI 916 - $5000

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1619790419.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/1619790419.html)

From the text:

1998 DUCATI 916. this bike has been down once. clear title.everything that could have been fixed, has been. race fairings. lots of extras! has been ridden less than 3000 miles in the past 3 years. fast as all hell. the electrical system for turn signals, taillight and brake lights need work ( i dont do electrical). rigged aftermarket taillight. battery slightly leaked onto frame and spotted in small area. garage kept. . serious inquiries only please. WILL CONSIDER TRADE FOR SUPERMOTO, PROJECTS, LITER BIKE.

Pictures might explain some of the issues with the lighting:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2790/4438474703_aa8d559151.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on March 18, 2010, 04:40:21 AM
is there truth in advertising?  ;D  I think he missed a ZERO but what the hell, ask away.
http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/1608635260.html (http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/1608635260.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on March 18, 2010, 05:03:12 AM
Wow, that's how much my 1987 Honda Hurricane 600 cost new! Sweeeeet deal!! [laugh] [moto]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 18, 2010, 05:18:29 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1649639262.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1649639262.html)

nothing can go wrong here   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on March 18, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1649639262.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1649639262.html)

nothing can go wrong here   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


But at least it's got some sweet parts on it.  I can't imagine that exhaust, chip, windscreen and levers aren't worth a years worth of payments.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on March 18, 2010, 06:54:45 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1649639262.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1649639262.html)

nothing can go wrong here   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

He wants me to make the payments on his bike, while he keeps it in his name?  Did I read that right?  Or, he'll continue to make his own payments (which, in fact, he hasn't; he's two months behind) that he's obligated to make, IF I give him a car or truck that's paid for?

What, the what?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 18, 2010, 07:14:05 AM
He wants me to make the payments on his bike, while he keeps it in his name?  Did I read that right?  Or, he'll continue to make his own payments (which, in fact, he hasn't; he's two months behind) that he's obligated to make, IF I give him a car or truck that's paid for?

What, the what?

it's a win win  ;)


 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on March 18, 2010, 09:11:17 AM
Quote
it's a win win 
For who?  That whole deal sounds like a big mess to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 18, 2010, 09:13:38 AM
For who?  That whole deal sounds like a big mess to me.

don't be bring'n national heathcare into this    [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 21, 2010, 05:52:18 PM
twofer

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1655051735.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1655051735.html)


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1654845559.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1654845559.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on March 29, 2010, 02:36:56 AM
two year old steers trade for 250 or 450 or 1500 obo - $1500 (montello wi)
Date: 2010-03-28, 5:04PM CDT
Reply to: sale-uzemw-1665788406@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

two herferd steers big and they have been babied there hole life i know this posting sounds crazy but if your interested i can get you pics thanks 608-369-1454 chad thanks call or text anytime



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on March 29, 2010, 03:47:12 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1632860147.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1632860147.html)

A Chinese copy of a BMW w/sidecar. NICE


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on March 30, 2010, 12:41:05 AM
Quote
A Chinese copy of a BMW w/sidecar. NICE
Looks like a good buy to me, but I'd hate to take it if it's gonna make the dog mad [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 30, 2010, 07:01:50 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/for/1668528299.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/for/1668528299.html)


 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on March 30, 2010, 07:45:55 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/for/1668528299.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/for/1668528299.html)


 [laugh]

wow, that's pretty cheap for such new merchandise.
i wonder if this will fall under the child labor laws though.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on March 30, 2010, 08:22:29 AM
This one is truly a gem! Someone needs to ask if the one on the left works just as hard as the bigger one!  Or if they are handy to move hay!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on March 30, 2010, 08:28:18 AM
These guys are great.  See these daily.   



http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1668039998.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1668039998.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on March 30, 2010, 11:20:00 AM
This guy has been posting this mini-chopper for at least a year now. It started off at $1200, now he's down to $400.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1665271337.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1665271337.html)

this one has better pics;

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1657943862.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1657943862.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on March 30, 2010, 12:05:48 PM
These guys are great.  See these daily.   



http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1668039998.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1668039998.html)
Wow, he makes 800 a month, well a man of such obvious wealth must be trustworthy


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on March 30, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
Quote
This guy has been posting this mini-chopper for at least a year now. It started off at $1200, now he's down to $400.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1665271337.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1665271337.html)

this one has better pics;

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1657943862.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1657943862.html)
 
Posted on: Today at 09:28:18 AMPosted by: Ducaholic 
Wonder why that homebuilt "Copper" would turn heads [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on March 30, 2010, 01:37:39 PM
Wonder why that homebuilt "Copper" would turn heads [roll]

People always turn their heads before they  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 30, 2010, 01:43:10 PM
that looks like buffalo bills basement


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on March 31, 2010, 05:00:05 AM
that looks like buffalo bills basement

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again! ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on March 31, 2010, 08:15:40 AM
Hell, as IZ_ as it is he looks like Buffalo Bill...Reminds me of a great song about that....Sorry off topic but worth the listen...A band called the Greens Keepers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on March 31, 2010, 08:26:45 AM
it's about time the greenskeepers resurfaced on this board. lol


and this time it's in context!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 02, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1673478490.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1673478490.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SacDuc on April 02, 2010, 09:25:19 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1673478490.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1673478490.html)

WANT!

(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237576337_daffy-jerking.gif)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on April 03, 2010, 01:29:51 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1673478490.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1673478490.html)

Wouldn't this be better off in a crack dealer thread?  Looks more like the guy who sells the stuff than the one who has been partaking of to much of it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on April 04, 2010, 06:52:36 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1675376779.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1675376779.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on April 04, 2010, 07:03:56 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1675376779.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1675376779.html)

I've seen similar bikes going for similar amounts, really.


I think it might be people buying their first bike back sort of thing though.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scottish on April 04, 2010, 08:13:09 AM
Wow, actually selling at that price? Maybe if it was prestine and low miles MAYBE. Actually my Dad has an 82 GS1100e that could maybe get $3k from the right buyer. But it is under 5k miles and virtually perfect. But that's just a 650 in the add, nothing special at all. Missing stuff and only fair condition.

"24,300K, Runs Great, Needs Seat Cover, All Plastics Are Intact (No Cracks), Needs Emblems, Original Paint, Nice Chrome, "

with a lot of miles, a '78 kz650 for those who haven't clicked.
Paint looks it too, and not always garaged.



Funny thing about buying back your first bike too. You never realize how badly it handled until you've had some newer bikes.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on April 04, 2010, 01:00:29 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1672418904.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1672418904.html)
2003 MV AGUSTA F4 1+1 - $14000 (Janesville Wi)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-04-01, 8:08PM EDT
Reply to: sale-uxbhj-1672418904@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


2003 MV Agusta F4 1+1
Silver & Red
Excellent Condition
Between 7000-8000 miles
A must see!!!
$14,000 o.b.o



  
  


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on April 06, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
here's a deal, anyone need a spare 160 rear?  15 years old with a nail hole, only $50!  sold sold sold!!!

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1679534061.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1679534061.html)

Quote
This was a spare for track days. Has a nail in it so will need to be patched. size is 160zr17 bridgestone battle ax bt50r radial tire new is about 175. 50 dollars cash only picked up in cudahy




tire wheel kawasaki honda yamaha suzuki

(http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3od3p05U05X15S1a465d8281d1f42c1180.jpg)




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SacDuc on April 07, 2010, 12:15:13 PM

South Milwaukee, Whitefish Bay, nothing stinks like Cudahy!


sac



/stupid Cudahy


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 07, 2010, 12:42:29 PM
non moto related

I just sold a  10' x 4' x 6' dog kennel on craigslist this afternoon

the second call I got on it went like this

me. hello

lady. uh, yeah.... um I'm like uh, is this the dog guy?

me. yes, I have a dog kennel for sale

lady. uh..... how big is it (note.. this is the exact wording in the ad.... "Chain Link Dog Kennel. 10 feet long x 4 feet wide x 6 feet tall.  swing out gate at one end. simple to erect as well as take down for easy transportation")

me. 10 x 4 x 6

lady. uh......... how big is that?

me.  how tall are you?

lady. uh.... like 5'

me. well then, it's a foot taller that you and if you laid on the floor, it's twice as long as you..... but remember, you need to be naked when you take these measurements because everybody knows you will not get an accurate measurement with clothing on...... click



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 07, 2010, 12:56:46 PM
lady. uh..... how big is it (note.. this is the exact wording in the ad.... "Chain Link Dog Kennel. 10 feet long x 4 feet wide x 6 feet tall.  swing out gate at one end. simple to erect as well as take down for easy transportation")

me. 10 x 4 x 6

lady. uh......... how big is that?

me.  how tall are you?

lady. uh.... like 5'

me. well then, it's a foot taller that you and if you laid on the floor, it's twice as long as you..... but remember, you need to be naked when you take these measurements because everybody knows you will not get an accurate measurement with clothing on...... click


Alternate version I would like to have heard:

“Well, to convert into units of YOU (aka younits), that would be 2 younits by 0.8 younits by 1.2 younits.  So that’s a total volume of 1.92 cubic younits.”

But of course, nothing can improve on the line about getting nekkid to measure.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 07, 2010, 01:11:05 PM
Alternate version I would like to have heard:

“Well, to convert into units of YOU (aka younits), that would be 2 younits by 0.8 younits by 1.2 younits.  So that’s a total volume of 1.92 cubic younits.”

But of course, nothing can improve on the line about getting nekkid to measure.


the real credit for that line goes to Mr Obvious Chick McGee [laugh]

I feel Ive been blessed with a opportunity to actually use it [laugh]

Bob and Tom; Mr. Obvious-Handy man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkYiWpVOpSs#)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: afrozenfyre on April 08, 2010, 06:10:30 PM
I think the crack here is a guy who has a 10 year old bike with 2 miles.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html)

p.s. this is one of my favorite threads.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 09, 2010, 04:20:04 AM
I think the crack here is a guy who has a 10 year old bike with 2 miles.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html)

p.s. this is one of my favorite threads.

the fact that he's posting it in the philly section and claiming he's in CT is what gets me.
nothing says scam like that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on April 09, 2010, 04:36:39 AM
i just sent him the money.

that baby's allllll mine :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 09, 2010, 05:25:00 AM
i just sent him the money.

that baby's allllll mine :D

let us know how long it takes to get the bike.  :)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on April 10, 2010, 09:20:40 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)


Lamborghini White!  0-60 in 2.5 seconds, Micro Bikini Fairing (Like a G-string? I thought it was just a bikini fairing...), TWO!! Aluminum Mufflers! -  I must have bought a duffer


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 10, 2010, 09:55:01 PM
 :o :o :o
That's pretty fast!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 11, 2010, 04:55:00 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html)

FYI   Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on April 11, 2010, 06:14:04 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html)

FYI   Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits

Wow I have one of those I bought new on sale for $150. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 11, 2010, 06:28:49 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)


Lamborghini White!  0-60 in 2.5 seconds, Micro Bikini Fairing (Like a G-string? I thought it was just a bikini fairing...), TWO!! Aluminum Mufflers! -  I must have bought a duffer

What's really strange is that "Lamborghini White" is the description listed under "title".  So, I guess the title is printed on white paper.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 11, 2010, 09:58:28 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html)

FYI   Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits

I'm gonna go ahead and say it......The jacket looks a little big.  ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 11, 2010, 05:20:03 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1687231187.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1687231187.html)

sellin for a friend cuz we can split the money......  Un huh.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on April 12, 2010, 01:07:22 AM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1687231187.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1687231187.html)

sellin for a friend cuz we can split the money......  Un huh.

Cuz our society is coming to and end and weez steelz shit for reelz!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 13, 2010, 08:40:11 AM
http://movies.msn.com/the-wrap/steve-seagal-sued/story/?GT1=28101 (http://movies.msn.com/the-wrap/steve-seagal-sued/story/?GT1=28101)


 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 13, 2010, 01:22:29 PM
http://movies.msn.com/the-wrap/steve-seagal-sued/story/?GT1=28101 (http://movies.msn.com/the-wrap/steve-seagal-sued/story/?GT1=28101)


 [laugh]

What's really sad about that story is that it STILL qualifies for "More Craigslist Crack Addicts" (so to speak! [laugh]).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: il d00d on April 16, 2010, 09:06:57 AM
Thermigioni... uh, exthautht? 

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1667435484.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1667435484.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 16, 2010, 09:14:19 AM
Thermigioni... uh, exthautht? 


Yeah. That's why bikes look so HOT with that exthautht.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 16, 2010, 10:46:27 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1694506748.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1694506748.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 16, 2010, 04:08:48 PM
Nice and clean for more than a new one but hey it's broken in right


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 17, 2010, 05:58:32 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1694506748.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1694506748.html)

is someone upside down on their loan?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2010, 08:19:14 AM
is someone upside down on their loan?

If so I can't imagine what the OTD price was. Especially if he's still looking to get 10k.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pip on April 17, 2010, 08:25:08 AM
Yeah. That'th why bikth look tho HOT with that exthautht.  [thumbsup]


Ficthed

 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2010, 08:27:51 AM

Ficthed

 ;D



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

beri niithe!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on April 17, 2010, 01:55:19 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1694506748.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1694506748.html)

+ it's an R6s not an R6r (r6s is basically a 03-05 r6 still being sold as new)
R6s MSRP= $8,300


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 17, 2010, 04:57:18 PM
+ it's an R6s not an R6r (r6s is basically a 03-05 r6 still being sold as new)
R6s MSRP= $8,300

you forgot to factor in the crack


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 17, 2010, 10:37:26 PM
you forgot to factor in the crack

Pricey these days!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 18, 2010, 03:37:16 AM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1697695890.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1697695890.html)

call the temporary phone # to get the generic scooters....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 18, 2010, 03:59:29 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1697714373.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1697714373.html)

Price reduced to $62000......I wonder what it used to be?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 18, 2010, 04:03:21 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1697560649.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1697560649.html)


89 CBR600F TRIKE i'm pretty much speechless


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 18, 2010, 05:22:08 AM
I wanna meet Meal Gibson


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 18, 2010, 05:23:47 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1697560649.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1697560649.html)


89 CBR600F TRIKE i'm pretty much speechless

"it looks like something off of road worriers with Meal Gibson"


they really need to stop worrying about the road.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: xcaptainxbloodx on April 18, 2010, 11:44:04 PM
I want that faring.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 20, 2010, 08:30:03 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1701470696.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1701470696.html)


 ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ctrain on April 20, 2010, 08:40:16 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1701470696.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1701470696.html)


 ???

 [laugh]

"All I know is it's white and blue. I herd it's a good size bike from men that looked at it..."

I was kinda hoping for a black and white motorcycle...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on April 20, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Wonder what caused them to "reck" it.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on April 20, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Wonder what caused them to "reck" it.  [roll]
he "recked" it trying to run away from her


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 20, 2010, 02:18:12 PM
I reckon he don't ride no more


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 20, 2010, 02:27:06 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1686340334.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1686340334.html)

A paint scheme that only looks good while smoking crack..... And on a 999? WTF?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 20, 2010, 03:17:04 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1686340334.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1686340334.html)

A paint scheme that only looks good while smoking crack..... And on a 999? WTF?

"...and alot more thats all under warranty at Speeds Cycle."

Not bad for a 7 year old motorcycle.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on April 20, 2010, 05:39:31 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1686340334.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1686340334.html)

A paint scheme that only looks good while smoking crack..... And on a 999? WTF?

Yeah, but Ducpainter always says he doesn't charge extra to fix ugly. That my friend would definitely fall into that category. (See, I can say nice things about him even if he does hate me).

The Doc


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on April 21, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
Wonder what caused them to "reck" it.  [roll]

It was the wall over "their"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on April 21, 2010, 06:58:38 PM
I also "herd" it was a big motorcycle.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Enzoman on April 25, 2010, 12:45:40 PM
How about a pristine original Katana at a great price!

http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1709777952.html (http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1709777952.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on April 25, 2010, 12:51:59 PM
Canadian dollars maybe.

Eh... still no.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 25, 2010, 01:35:06 PM
How about a pristine original Katana at a great price!

http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1709777952.html (http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1709777952.html)

Not just a pristine Katana, but "period correct Lockhart Lowers..." SWEET!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 25, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1709642140.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1709642140.html)

Get your "G-Wheel" here...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 25, 2010, 01:53:49 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1708313281.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1708313281.html)

Funny, where was he gonna add the extra cylinder???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on April 25, 2010, 02:10:40 PM
How did he get that pic from 1988 with a 2000 bike in it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on April 26, 2010, 04:47:14 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1709954407.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1709954407.html)


2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 2700 miles. 1130cc Triple Cylinger. Unique. $12,500. Please call/text if you have any questions. 920-397-0302. Or email finn_john2000@yahoo.com

I just admire this guy's persistence.   He has advertised this bike like 20 times for a year and not budged a dime on the price. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 26, 2010, 09:35:30 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1709954407.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1709954407.html)


2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 2700 miles. 1130cc Triple Cylinger. Unique. $12,500. Please call/text if you have any questions. 920-397-0302. Or email finn_john2000@yahoo.com

I just admire this guy's persistence.   He has advertised this bike like 20 times for a year and not budged a dime on the price. 

And the best part is because is has no fairings it's now called a "cafe racer"     ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on April 26, 2010, 10:41:25 AM
Its a cafe racer, because that is the model name.  Whether or not that makes it a cafe racer is left as an exercise for the reader.

http://www.benelliamerica.net/bikes/cafe_racer.html (http://www.benelliamerica.net/bikes/cafe_racer.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 26, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
pretty bike but prize is LOCO


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 26, 2010, 01:22:35 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1711491077.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1711491077.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on April 26, 2010, 01:26:57 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1711491077.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1711491077.html)
So far Bakersfield has my vote for the Best CLCA (Craigs List Crack Addicts) Award. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on April 26, 2010, 01:28:37 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1711491077.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1711491077.html)

C'mon man, he's throwing in an XBox with the deal!  [thumbsup] [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on April 26, 2010, 01:35:31 PM
So far Bakersfield has my vote for the Best CLCA (Craigs List Crack Addicts) Award. 

This...

is why Joel needs a job.

So he has something to do all day besides search Craigslist.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 26, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
Bakersfield is more a Meth kinda town   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 26, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1711453016.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1711453016.html)

*price negotiable*    am I missing something here?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KRJ on April 27, 2010, 06:10:15 AM
 


never see that kind of money here in the States, I've heard in Europe bikes like that sell for a high price. Anyone know if it's true?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 27, 2010, 03:02:43 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1713629540.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1713629540.html)

This tool is about 4 words away from charging you $$$$ just to read his ad......


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on April 27, 2010, 03:21:17 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1713629540.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/1713629540.html)

This tool is about 4 words away from charging you $$$$ just to read his ad......
This guy needs to pull his head out of his cornhole and realize he's got a POS scooter made by a Chinese manufacturer nobody's heard of.  He should at least post some pictures, offer free rides, hand out cookies and lemonaid, and maybe somebody would stop by.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 27, 2010, 04:13:18 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1712713724.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1712713724.html)

Only 1400 and some odd miles on it....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 28, 2010, 05:19:01 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1701470696.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1701470696.html)


 ???

the plot thickens

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html)

 [laugh]

the suit has a hole in it from the reck


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_poultry on April 28, 2010, 05:24:21 AM
the plot thickens

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html)

 [laugh]

the suit has a hole in it from the reck

I hope they can find a new speed domineer!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 28, 2010, 06:09:43 AM
the plot thickens

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html)

 [laugh]

the suit has a hole in it from the reck

"COMES WITH- The hole body suit, back pack."

I thought the S&M crowd preferred cruiser bikes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on April 28, 2010, 06:51:34 AM
I hope they can find a new speed domineer!


Holy shet that's hilarious.  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 28, 2010, 02:14:31 PM
8 days in; still no pics?  And why did she drop the 'God Bless'. Now i'm not feeling the love anymore


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on April 28, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1715399715.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1715399715.html)

no hero, I can't see the scratches........


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Enzoman on May 06, 2010, 06:47:34 AM
Another crack addict...

http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1727011725.html (http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1727011725.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 06, 2010, 07:53:56 AM
Another crack addict...

http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1727011725.html (http://albany.craigslist.org/mcy/1727011725.html)



$400 for the trip with a $5000 deposit.

ohh and you are handing over your checkbook and i'm verifying your insurance before you come get the keys.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Billyzoom on May 06, 2010, 11:41:00 AM
the plot thickens

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1714007251.html)

 [laugh]

the suit has a hole in it from the reck

The couple of wrecks I had only lasted a few seconds each, and were scary as heck...I couldn't imagine wrecking for 3 months!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on May 10, 2010, 05:09:03 AM
Here's a really descriptive one from Boston:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1733091137.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1733091137.html)

Cheap cheap (Medford)

Date: 2010-05-10, 8:32AM EDT
Reply to: sale-knaey-1733091137@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Motorcycle used twice. Must sell more info if really interested.

Location: Medford
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1733091137


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 10, 2010, 05:21:01 AM
wow..that guy from medford seems reaelly motivated to sell his bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 10, 2010, 05:28:57 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1733074451.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1733074451.html)


I want one made by marsupials
(cuz they're fast)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on May 10, 2010, 05:37:00 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1733074451.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1733074451.html)


I want one made by marsupials
(cuz they're fast)


 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2010, 09:05:31 AM
How bout 130.00 or best "officer".   ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 10, 2010, 09:07:18 AM
"$130.00 or better officer..."
 [laugh]






[bacon]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 10, 2010, 09:08:32 AM
Damn Sean... Too fast for me!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on May 10, 2010, 09:13:18 AM
Come on guys, I've lived in Bakersfield.  Some of those poor folks don't have A/C and the heat scrambles their brains.  Or at least that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2010, 09:29:35 AM
Damn Sean... Too fast for me!

I kinda feel like I have this DMF thing on speed dial...!!

Come on guys, I've lived in Bakersfield.  Some of those poor folks don't have A/C and the heat scrambles their brains.  Or at least that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

The Mid-West of California! Broken down boats and meth addicts included.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 10, 2010, 09:32:40 AM
Come on guys, I've lived in Bakersfield.  Some of those poor folks don't have A/C and the heat scrambles their brains.  Or at least that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

yeah, but BP lives there and isn't that retarded. how does he escape from it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2010, 09:40:20 AM
yeah, but BP lives there and isn't that retarded. how does he escape from it?

Maybe BP has A/C. A low cost cure for retardedness!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 10, 2010, 09:43:34 AM
who said im not a tard?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on May 10, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
who said im not a tard?

I'd assume people who've never met you.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 10, 2010, 10:30:04 AM
I'd assume people who've never met you.

tell it bruth'a


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 11, 2010, 05:48:01 PM
who said im not a tard?

i said you weren't as tarded as the posters of those ads.
i know your a tard.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Greg on May 12, 2010, 04:09:07 AM
Is this a collector item?

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1736141281.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1736141281.html)

Have a 1993 Kawasaki KLX 650 enduro bike, street legal and off road capable only 4000 miles on it runs good $3000 OBO or trade for two dirt bikes


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: avizpls on May 12, 2010, 04:10:11 AM
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1732354491.html (http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1732354491.html)


SEXIEST NINJA FOR WOMEN - $4900 (PENN HILLS)

we might actually be buying this


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 12, 2010, 06:47:45 AM
no moto related... but the missed connection section on CL is the funniest shit ever. [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SacDuc on May 12, 2010, 09:07:01 AM


Not a crack addict but . . .

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/1736696557.html (http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/1736696557.html)


WANT!!


sac


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 12, 2010, 09:20:44 AM
no moto related... but the missed connection section on CL is the funniest shit ever. [laugh]

when i'm bored i read that. it makes me feel better about myself too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 12, 2010, 02:45:00 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1737999240.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1737999240.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 13, 2010, 01:05:05 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1737922169.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1737922169.html)

I'm sure the rear tire is held on by duct tape but if it isn't someone needs to jump on this!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 13, 2010, 03:49:06 AM
 Why god? Why?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1736586804.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1736586804.html)
2003 ducati 999 all chrome it has 3212 miles on it very clean over $6000 in just chrome,new wheels,new tires,new chain,mad duck stablizer,cnc covers,new grips,LED lights hide a plate on the back for the better look.has all new brakes wave rotor and pads title in hand. it looks great the only all chrome ducati you will ever see. rides great super fast. if you have any questions please let me know. you can call me at 1-940-368-373 please i need to sale it asap

wasn't there a hayabusa out there he could have ruined instead?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lwszabo on May 13, 2010, 06:55:06 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1737922169.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1737922169.html)

I'm sure the rear tire is held on by duct tape but if it isn't someone needs to jump on this!
that is a scam, no questions asked.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on May 13, 2010, 08:42:15 AM
wasn't there a hayabusa out there he could have ruined instead?
Be thankful that 999 doesn't have an extended swingarm and alien-themed air-brush paint job.  I doubt the designers of the hyabusa ever imagined what people would do to that bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on May 19, 2010, 05:02:28 AM
I realize it's not motorcyclish, but (via yousuckatcraigslist):

$1900 / 2br – WALLS DRIP WITH BLOOD, OVERPOWERING STENCH OF DEATH +nice view
Walls drip with blood, overpowering stench of death. High (14′) ceilings, MBR with sleeping loft, private library (books not included), 3 custom tile baths. Screams of the tormented & undead echo through the hills & waft thru the patio doors at night. Commercial kitchen with stainless freestanding sink & commercial range. Weird Gorgoroth thing in basement will suck the souls out of children & bury them in jars under the house, unless you leave peanut butter out for it to eat at night. Amazing top of hills view with patio doors in almost every room. Laundry machines, refrigerator, appliances all included in rent. Norwegian Satanic grindcore zombies frequently appear on the patio, but are easily frightened away with flashlights if they bother you.

* cats are OK – purrr
* dogs are OK – wooof


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 21, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 21, 2010, 05:20:29 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html)


maybe he married his bike   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lwszabo on May 21, 2010, 05:52:57 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html)
thats a fvcking classic!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on May 21, 2010, 06:00:28 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html)

So, is this guy selling the bike as some sort of birth control device?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on May 21, 2010, 03:21:22 PM
Now this is just plain funny

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ctd/1753015986.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ctd/1753015986.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on May 21, 2010, 03:41:53 PM
Now this is just plain funny

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ctd/1753015986.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ctd/1753015986.html)

did Rick write that ad?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 21, 2010, 11:10:24 PM
Oh, and did I mention that my name is Rick?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 22, 2010, 03:16:27 AM
Hi! My name is.....

Wha?

My name is.....

Who?

My name is.....

<wikki, wikki>

Rick the car salesman


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 22, 2010, 04:35:45 AM
I bet his last name is Shaw


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 22, 2010, 10:52:30 AM
Hi! My name is.....

Wha?

My name is.....

Who?

My name is.....

<wikki, wikki>

Rick the car salesman
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Dude, I can't believe you were able work that into a post!
 [clap]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 22, 2010, 01:14:25 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Dude, I can't believe you were able work that into a post!
 [clap]



it's the power of the porn stache


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 22, 2010, 02:06:47 PM
it's the power of the porn stache

???

I was talking about the <wiki, wiki> part. 

That's Stew's "scratching" noise he uses during his impromptu Flight Cycles Garage rap sessions...   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 22, 2010, 03:45:03 PM
???

I was talking about the <wiki, wiki> part. 

That's Stew's "scratching" noise he uses during his impromptu Flight Cycles Garage rap sessions...   [laugh]


sorry, sometimes the drugs get the better of me. i thought spidey was rapping.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 24, 2010, 12:34:16 AM
So is this guy selling a bike or surf boards?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/1756281957.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/1756281957.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Gator on May 24, 2010, 01:47:07 AM
So is this guy selling a bike or surf boards?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/1756281957.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/1756281957.html)

did you miss the "uncomparable to all the other Japanese bikes on the street" part?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 24, 2010, 04:27:20 AM
Some moron in Columbus is trying to sell a 1999 750 with a salvage title for 2500$.

It has a tank ding on the right side from what I can see.

It has 16xxx on the clock.


No current service has been done.

and best of all.........

he "has no idea why the title is a salvage one"


Ok buddy. Good luck selling it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on May 24, 2010, 07:26:46 AM
Some moron in Columbus is trying to sell a 1999 750 with a salvage title for 2500$.

It has a tank ding on the right side from what I can see.

It has 16xxx on the clock.


No current service has been done.

and best of all.........

he "has no idea why the title is a salvage one"


Ok buddy. Good luck selling it.

Here's 97, m750 with a "rebuilt title" in Mass for $2900.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1751887490.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1751887490.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 24, 2010, 08:00:19 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1756750500.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1756750500.html)

Is it just me or does that seat look really low?  like "the rear part of the frame is bent" low?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 24, 2010, 09:25:35 AM
did you miss the "uncomparable to all the other Japanese bikes on the street" part?

Oh, and one catch, I want you to buy it from me now but I'm gonna hang on to it for a couple more months and ride it. Cool?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on May 24, 2010, 11:53:57 AM
Oh, and one catch, I want you to buy it from me now but I'm gonna hang on to it for a couple more months and ride it. Cool?
Ok deal but under one condition - I am going to need the money till I get the bike.  So until July or August, I am going to keep my money in my pocket.  Surfs up, dude!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cyrus buelton on May 24, 2010, 12:38:56 PM
Here's 97, m750 with a "rebuilt title" in Mass for $2900.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1751887490.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1751887490.html)

I didn't click the link, but did you list out what it has a rebuilt title?


This guy refuses to say anythign about that or the service history.




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on May 24, 2010, 03:28:07 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/1757794183.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/1757794183.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on May 24, 2010, 03:58:00 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/1757794183.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/1757794183.html)


What a dumbass  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 24, 2010, 04:22:57 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/1757794183.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/1757794183.html)

ford bronko?

is this like the okley sunglasses or the roleks watches i could buy in chinatown?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on May 24, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
ford bronko?

is this like the okley sunglasses or the roleks watches i could buy in chinatown?

Not only can't he spell; but I believe the Bronko belonged to Al Green not OJ


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on May 24, 2010, 05:28:20 PM
Not only can't he spell; but I believe the Bronko belonged to Al Green not OJ

Al Cowlings.   [laugh]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on May 24, 2010, 05:31:01 PM
Quote
1996 ford bronko just like oj's runs and looks good fully equipped with tow package $2250 or best offer call 410-245-5986

Including blood stains?

Chase was in June. 1994.  How could it have been a 1996 Bronco?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on May 24, 2010, 07:35:56 PM
Including blood stains?

Chase was in June. 1994.  How could it have been a 1996 Bronco?

If it don't fit, you must acquit!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on May 26, 2010, 03:41:54 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1761429676.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1761429676.html)

I think this enthusiast has a bit of a problem with any Harley rider who bought his 1st sled during the past 10 years.....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on May 26, 2010, 03:47:50 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1761214751.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1761214751.html)

Paging Mr. Goldberg, a Mr. Rube Goldberg please......


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on May 27, 2010, 04:41:54 AM
^
Those things are cool.  It's a kit you can get and install on your pedal bike.  I was walking into the grocery store once and there was one outside.

As I stood there marveling at it, the owner came out.

He was like 17 maybe.  It was his way to get around.

I thought it was neat.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gh0stie on June 01, 2010, 10:39:31 AM
seems a bit high to me based on age (although it's pretty low mileage).....yay or no?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/1767265668.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/1767265668.html)

Quote
2000 Monster Special. Almost like new. VERY LOW Mileage. Only 5,500 miles on it. Bought it brand new in 2000 and have hardly ridden it. It is in excellent condition. It has always been garaged. Never dropped or hit.
The "Special" came with the upgraded Rear Olin Shock, and the stronger front forks and shocks, plus the Carbon front and rear guards, and a front wind deflector/window. I also bought the upgrade package which included an upgraded chip for more power, and Termignoni Pipes. Fantastic sounding. I also put brand new tires on it for better tracking and road grip. Whoever buys this is getting a fantastic Motorcyle for the money as its hardly been used. Quite honestly It's a bit fast for me, so I wasn't very confident riding it. It should go to a better rider than me. I also have a Ducati Armored riding jacket, an Arai helmet, Armored Gloves, and a Front Wheel stand that I can sell for an additional price.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on June 01, 2010, 11:33:02 AM
There is a lot of Craig's List crack addicts in the New England area...

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/1769590118.html (http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/1769590118.html)

http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1758994809.html (http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1758994809.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 01, 2010, 03:21:32 PM
 :o that price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1753018549.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1753018549.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on June 01, 2010, 03:56:50 PM
:o that price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1753018549.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1753018549.html)

ohh man, how did he scam the red key from the dealer?
that alone makes it worth another $2000!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ctrain on June 02, 2010, 06:41:57 AM
A local classified ad (not craigslist)
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=10807072&cat=191&lpid=&search=bears (http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=10807072&cat=191&lpid=&search=bears)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on June 02, 2010, 07:36:48 AM
:o that price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1753018549.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1753018549.html)
"2008 Ducati Monster (S2R)!! - $10750"
"I have to get what I owe on it so the price is firm"

Either he is trying to scam somebody or somebody did a really good job of getting him to sign on the dotted line.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 02, 2010, 03:10:17 PM
"2008 Ducati Monster (S2R)!! - $10750"

Well, you know it's an S2R. Nowhere, though, does the ad say that. Why wouldn't someone simply pay $10,750 for any unspecified  2-year-old Monster?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 03, 2010, 08:09:23 AM
not a craigslist ad but close enough.  for that price you're in 999/1098 territory although that's my favorite style by far
http://www.highfivecycles.com/new_vehicle_detail.asp?sid=0670376X6K3K2010J9I38I25JAMQ1963R0&veh=4009&pov=1691092 (http://www.highfivecycles.com/new_vehicle_detail.asp?sid=0670376X6K3K2010J9I38I25JAMQ1963R0&veh=4009&pov=1691092)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on June 03, 2010, 09:31:59 AM
misc
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/sys/1773383584.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/sys/1773383584.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Javamoose on June 03, 2010, 09:43:05 AM
misc
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/sys/1773383584.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/sys/1773383584.html)


 [laugh]  Is that a serial connection I see?  If so, good luck using it on any new computer...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on June 03, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1774221994.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1774221994.html)

$5k for a 15 yr old Goldwing with 69K miles?  My bad, it's got a CB and Tape Deck.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: CapnCrunch on June 04, 2010, 06:57:37 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1774221994.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1774221994.html)

$5k for a 15 yr old Goldwing with 69K miles?  My bad, it's got a CB and Tape Deck.
and cupholders. Dick.  ;)

this one is actually awesome.

http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/1774940775.html (http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/1774940775.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on June 04, 2010, 02:46:02 PM
and cupholders. Dick.  ;)

this one is actually awesome.

http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/1774940775.html (http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/1774940775.html)

Thats not craigslist crack, that's craigslist crystal!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: redxblack on June 06, 2010, 06:07:33 AM
it's not craigslist, but
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-916-/250645708834?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a5ba60022#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-916-/250645708834?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a5ba60022#ht_500wt_1182)

The license plate picture is priceless.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 06, 2010, 10:03:11 AM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html)

Wow what a bargain


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on June 06, 2010, 10:51:35 AM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html)

Wow what a bargain

only 10K for that. nice!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on June 06, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
Quote
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html

Wow what a bargain



only 10K for that. nice!
Must be one of those ultra rare 140 mph 620's [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 06, 2010, 04:58:04 PM
Must be one of those ultra rare 140 mph 620's [roll]

But it's got a red billet oil plug and 3M-like protective coating!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: redxblack on June 06, 2010, 05:20:13 PM
Don't forget a custom belt cover that provides all the protection of running open belts!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bullfrog on June 07, 2010, 01:54:09 AM
Quote from: ctrain link=topic=30601.msg693743#msg693743 date=
A local classified ad (not craigslist)
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=10807072&cat=191&lpid=&search=bears (http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=10807072&cat=191&lpid=&search=bears)

That's funny. Props to the Man!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bullfrog on June 07, 2010, 01:59:17 AM
Quote from: mojo link=topic=30601.msg697228#msg697228 date=
Must be one of those ultra rare 140 mph 620's [roll]

Hey don't mock, I want a 620. For my daughter, when she turns 16. ;-)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 07, 2010, 04:45:12 AM
Hey don't mock, I want a 620. For my daughter, when she turns 16. ;-)

Sounds like a good trade.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 07, 2010, 04:46:47 AM
the best part is it's been seen all over the world. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 07, 2010, 05:06:16 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1778962730.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1778962730.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on June 07, 2010, 05:08:07 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1778962730.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1778962730.html)

Quote
ILL TRADE ANY OR ALL MY CARS FOR UQUIL VALUE, ROAD KING, ULTRA, CLASSIC OR TRIKE.
I ALSO HAVE SOME CASH IF NEEDED. CALL ME LETS TALK 559-361-2901

what's "uquil" value mean?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 07, 2010, 05:13:23 AM
what's "uquil" value mean?

it's like NyQuil only not


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on June 07, 2010, 06:05:40 AM
what's "uquil" value mean?

The guy meant "equal" most likely.


This is why spelling matters.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on June 07, 2010, 06:17:57 AM
The dude owns a Reliant Robin...spelling is probably the least of his problems...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gh0stie on June 07, 2010, 08:17:36 AM
I think I win for today with this find

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html)

Quote
Custom Ducati Monster. Words don't describe it. 4000 original miles. Immaculately maintained. Seen in bike shows across Asia and Europe.

Dynojet Jet Kit (Stage 2 – 7204.001) http://www.dynojet.com/pdf/7204.pdf (http://www.dynojet.com/pdf/7204.pdf)
Rizoma "Sportline" billet red grips
Rizoma "Class Retro" bar end mirrors
Rizoma LED front turn signals (model Zero-11)
Pazzo levers (adjustable)
Woodcraft clip ons replaced the stock riser handlebar
After-market rear sets Rizoma
Ducati Performance gel comfort seat
Ducati Performance Conti-Replica exhaust for an awesome sound
Belly pan
Black billet front sprocket cover
Red billet oil plug
Tankslapper protective coating (like 3M) on tank.
Lowered and painted front headlight
Rear fender eliminator / license plate tidy
Custom cut and painted timing belt cover to expose timing belt


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Gator on June 07, 2010, 09:23:53 AM
with a Tankslapper protective coating (like 3M) on tank. it seems worth the 10k


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 07, 2010, 09:40:02 AM
I think I win for today with this find

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1777971086.html)


aw, look above.  I posted it first  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 07, 2010, 01:47:51 PM
I think I win for today with this find

You win!




















The "I Posted Without Reading a Few Posts Above Mine" award.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on June 07, 2010, 02:18:36 PM
Hey don't mock, I want a 620. For my daughter, when she turns 16. ;-)
I'll give you a great deal of only 9k for mine plus I can add to my ad that it's only ever been ridden by a responsible adult.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on June 07, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780452760.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780452760.html)

Fat man in a little man's coat...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on June 07, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780393429.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780393429.html)

anyone need a 750 dark....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 07, 2010, 04:19:31 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780452760.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780452760.html)

Fat man in a little man's coat...

"...I assume it must be legal."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: PhoenixS4R on June 07, 2010, 04:29:18 PM
Everything is legal till you get caught.


Title: $4000 Farrari!
Post by: Greg on June 07, 2010, 04:30:57 PM
Would be even better if he knew how to spell Ferrari  ;D
Plus I also like the part about needing the money because baby is coming, and then says willing to trade for a jetski  ??? Guess the baby wasn't that important

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1780680239.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1780680239.html)

GREAT BIKE!!!!2000 FARRARI BIKE!!! NO LOW BALLERS!!! - $4000 (SAN ANTONIO )

ITS A 2000 KAWASAKI NINJA ZX7R. HAS A FARRARI THEME.RED AND GOLD. RIDES GREAT! VERY FAST. HAS A CLEAR TITLE. NEED MONEY BABY COMING. AM WILLING TO TRADE FOR A RUNNING JETSKI


Title: Re: $4000 Farrari!
Post by: The Bearded Duc on June 07, 2010, 04:35:14 PM
Would be even better if he knew how to spell Ferrari  ;D
Plus I also like the part about needing the money because baby is coming, and then says willing to trade for a jetski  ???

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1780680239.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1780680239.html)

GREAT BIKE!!!!2000 FARRARI BIKE!!! NO LOW BALLERS!!! - $4000 (SAN ANTONIO )

ITS A 2000 KAWASAKI NINJA ZX7R. HAS A FARRARI THEME.RED AND GOLD. RIDES GREAT! VERY FAST. HAS A CLEAR TITLE. NEED MONEY BABY COMING. AM WILLING TO TRADE FOR A RUNNING JETSKI


Sounds like his priorities are in order taking the jetski over stuff for the baby on the way.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 07, 2010, 04:45:05 PM
I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 07, 2010, 06:43:11 PM
OMG

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1780062749.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1780062749.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on June 07, 2010, 06:48:51 PM
OMG

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1780062749.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1780062749.html)
[puke] [bang] [roll] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 07, 2010, 07:26:28 PM
I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html)

He wants $5,100 over the new price for a used $12,899 bike with unknown miles?!? That's nearly a 40% markup for the added value of his tender ministrations.

I should probably pass the 696 I've got for sale through his garage.

Someone may have found the main vein in the crack mine.

P.S.: "or obo."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on June 08, 2010, 12:03:25 AM
This is not from CL but close enough

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/06-DUCATI-MONSTER-620-SBK-OVAL-EVOII-ALUMINUM-EXHAUST-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem35a9f907fcQQitemZ230484936700QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/06-DUCATI-MONSTER-620-SBK-OVAL-EVOII-ALUMINUM-EXHAUST-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem35a9f907fcQQitemZ230484936700QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gh0stie on June 08, 2010, 04:13:04 AM
I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html)

what the hell is wrong with people?

does he really think he can pull that off?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 08, 2010, 05:17:44 AM
what the hell is wrong with people?

does he really think he can pull that off?

stranger things have happened.


* political rant edit *


 [laugh]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 08, 2010, 06:46:16 AM
does he really think he can pull that off?

If he does, I'm raising the price on my 2009 696 to $9,450 or obo.

Edit: I just had a thought: perhaps "or obo" means he'll swap it for an oboe and he accidentally left off the terminal "e."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on June 08, 2010, 08:33:44 AM
I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html)

 Someone whould call him and mess with him a little! Lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 08, 2010, 08:48:17 AM
I already sent an email but doubt he'll respond.  I was, shall we say, a sarcastic asshole.  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducsauce on June 08, 2010, 08:08:34 PM
Winner!!! Just when I found an extra $26500!!  http://newhaven.craigslist.org/mcy/1782656404.html (http://newhaven.craigslist.org/mcy/1782656404.html)   [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: redxblack on June 09, 2010, 03:15:05 AM
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1781903692.html (http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1781903692.html)

Here's a GT 1000 made ugly and he's only charging $10k for a bike he claims cost $20k. What a deal!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Christian on June 09, 2010, 06:24:04 AM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1782941254.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1782941254.html)

'01 Monster S4 with 16k miles and it's worth $6k?

For reference, there's an '04 S4R with 16k miles posted immediately after for $7k, and even that's a little high.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on June 09, 2010, 10:44:25 AM
Here's a 96 m900 for $3800 that wont run due to "carb difficulty".

http://utica.craigslist.org/mcy/1763231571.html (http://utica.craigslist.org/mcy/1763231571.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on June 09, 2010, 10:49:39 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ele/1783644532.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ele/1783644532.html)

lol?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on June 10, 2010, 03:21:32 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ele/1783644532.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ele/1783644532.html)

lol?

i'm gonna put those stickers on all my stuff. maybe it will keep ppl away.

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on June 10, 2010, 06:23:55 AM
I emailed about it and the guy emailed back, no pictures yet but this should be interesting...

edit:
(http://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/_/rsrc/1276194106039/home/ipod003.PNG)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on June 13, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/1790265497.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/1790265497.html)
LMFAO!!!   
Quote
"If you`re a gay-boy that likes plastic bikes, and has no scars, keep moving along, son. "


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 17, 2010, 11:18:57 AM
the best of the worst  [laugh]


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1797123413.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1797123413.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on June 18, 2010, 03:30:28 AM
I like the way he calls it an "Old School Custom" when it is nothing more than a UJM with a fancy (and ugly) paint job.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 18, 2010, 04:50:40 AM
I like the way he calls it an "Old School Custom" when it is nothing more than a UJM with a fancy (and ugly) paint job.

Well, 28 years is definitely old for a UJM. The paint, while undeniably hideous, is "custom" in the sense that no self-respecting factory would send it out that way. He probably doodled the paint scheme with whatever crayons were available in school that day, which is the most likely explanation for the "school" part.

In my opinion, it's the orange gauges that make this treasure worth nearly a thousand bucks more than my wife's new 2009 Monster 696.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on June 18, 2010, 04:06:52 PM
"Serious offers only"...HA! Good luck with that [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on June 19, 2010, 08:06:11 AM
(http://hooniverse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Cracker-Mobile.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 19, 2010, 07:25:26 PM
Not craigslist, but...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-2009-Monster-696-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b00437bQQitemZ310227518331QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-2009-Monster-696-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b00437bQQitemZ310227518331QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duckintime on June 20, 2010, 07:40:24 AM
Not craigslist, but...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-2009-Monster-696-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b00437bQQitemZ310227518331QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-2009-Monster-696-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b00437bQQitemZ310227518331QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)
I emailed them with the MSRP


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on June 20, 2010, 08:14:09 AM
I emailed them with the MSRP

They're a Ducati dealer. I'll bet they know what it is.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on June 21, 2010, 08:59:00 AM
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html (http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 21, 2010, 09:03:34 AM
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html (http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html)

oh.... why yes.... it is "shaft" driven



 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 21, 2010, 09:24:33 AM
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html (http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html)

MY EYES!!!  IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on June 21, 2010, 01:41:05 PM
Not craigslist, but...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-2009-Monster-696-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b00437bQQitemZ310227518331QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-2009-Monster-696-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b00437bQQitemZ310227518331QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)

That seller is always super high on lightly used ducs.  I once sent them a message just saying Are you serious? 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on June 21, 2010, 02:30:01 PM
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html (http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/1792615362.html)

I dont think anything about that bike will be Clean again.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on June 23, 2010, 06:49:13 AM
99 ST4 for 10k

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcy/1806668699.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcy/1806668699.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on June 23, 2010, 03:10:27 PM
But the 1998 Viper red paint adds a few thousand $ right? [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: avizpls on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
2000 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-11 Sport Tour, Custom Marlboro Ducati Moto GP Replica.

Overbore kit engine rebuilt 3000 miles ago. Perfect condition, never dropped, always garage kept. Comes with extra set of rims and tires, saddle bags, D&D Race exhaust, original stock exhaust with only 300 miles on it. Corbin seat, matching jacket (XL), stock seat, custom paint, perfect running condition. 38-50mpg. Gets tons of looks! Center of attention at bike nite!!! Sacrifice for $5500.00 OBO. Call 724-344-3645 or email at clawthat@comcast.net


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ryandalling on July 01, 2010, 07:55:34 AM
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/1819769893.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/1819769893.html)

I just love his write up... ha ha ha... telephone line resistors as running lights... ha ha ha


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on July 04, 2010, 08:29:09 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/fuo/1822859511.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/fuo/1822859511.html)

Not only can you have a ducati in the Garage but also in the office as well.  [moto] [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on July 05, 2010, 05:18:01 AM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/fuo/1822859511.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/fuo/1822859511.html)

Not only can you have a ducati in the Garage but also in the office as well.  [moto] [roll]

Best buy sells the same desk, new, cheaper (sans Ducati stickers). Lame.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on July 10, 2010, 06:00:28 PM
I think I've seen this bike in person, if it's the one that I think it is, the paint job is 1000x worse in person.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1835973213.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1835973213.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Raux on July 11, 2010, 04:55:36 AM
I think I've seen this bike in person, if it's the one that I think it is, the paint job is 1000x worse in person.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1835973213.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1835973213.html)

what language is that written in?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on July 11, 2010, 05:59:05 AM

Quote
I think I've seen this bike in person, if it's the one that I think it is, the paint job is 1000x worse in person.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1835973213.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/1835973213.html)
I'll buy it for $6.50  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on July 12, 2010, 04:06:52 AM
Quote from: Crackhead
yar is 2000, just over 10 k 10.500 miles on ti has a big bore ik 842 ducati istaled no stories the bike readi to go asking 6.500 reason for sale is im moving out of the contry and cant cake the bike not interestd in trades

what language is that written in?


i think someone should offer him a trade of english and proofreading lessons.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 12, 2010, 04:11:32 AM
yummmmm cake


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on July 12, 2010, 05:08:46 AM
what language is that written in?

The "yar" leads me to believe it's some sub-dialect of pirate. The most likely exact variety of pirate is "drunk pirate."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on July 13, 2010, 10:25:34 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on July 13, 2010, 10:43:41 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on July 13, 2010, 11:28:38 AM
Holy SHIT!  I can buy a brand new Strada for that price that includes a warranty.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on July 13, 2010, 02:22:44 PM
If that's a 2007 S4RS, then they did away with the deep sump.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on July 14, 2010, 03:50:07 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html)

i had no idea that terra mostro started up to make one bike to race pike's peak.

you learn something new every day!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on July 14, 2010, 03:56:17 AM
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/07/man-accused-of-seeking-bomb-on-craigslist.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChicagoBreakingNews+%28Chicago+Breaking+News%29&utm_content=Google+Reader (http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/07/man-accused-of-seeking-bomb-on-craigslist.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ChicagoBreakingNews+%28Chicago+Breaking+News%29&utm_content=Google+Reader)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on July 14, 2010, 08:55:12 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1839563252.html)

The sad thing is, some douchebag with more money than he has penis length will probably buy that thing just for "bragging rights."   [roll]




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on July 16, 2010, 08:29:43 AM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1845162331.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1845162331.html)

who knew, a collectors market for vintage scooters?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on July 16, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
This is off ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R-800-Stock-Exhaust-Pipes-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem335f132922QQitemZ220638423330QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R-800-Stock-Exhaust-Pipes-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem335f132922QQitemZ220638423330QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on July 17, 2010, 03:54:04 AM
some idiot would fall for it if they just slapped a Termi sticker on it.  :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on July 18, 2010, 10:11:57 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1842565742.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1842565742.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on July 19, 2010, 01:45:37 AM
Wow, he could have gotten a 1098 for that price


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on July 19, 2010, 03:29:13 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1842565742.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/1842565742.html)

over $16K for an s2r 1000?

weren't they right around $10K new?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on July 27, 2010, 02:36:41 AM
Here is an optimistic seller:

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1864782720.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1864782720.html)

Amazing Ducati 748S superbike with many extras. This bike in like new, never layed down. Fresh tune up, oil, and tires 12k. Dual arrow exhaust, tinted winshield, racing clutch. Very fast and fun bike. Turns heads. For more information contact me at (608)449-5090. Thanks


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on July 27, 2010, 02:16:13 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1861311368.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1861311368.html)
I have a 2004 kawasaki ninja 250R Runs great will fire right up drives great! brand new back tire maybe 25 miles on it. can be used as parts or whatever else you wanna do with it? put some dirtbike tires on it and drive thru some trials i dont know. only damage is front fairing over front tire is cracked other than that and a few scratches its a great bike! its just sitting in my back yard and need to get rid of it! I am moving to California next week so make me an offer and come pick it up! 608-426-5017 ~Nick (no title) as is as is!!!!!! can send you pix over phone


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on July 27, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1865939185.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1865939185.html)


Almost new tires.....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mraff on July 27, 2010, 03:15:32 PM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1861791111.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1861791111.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on July 27, 2010, 04:10:40 PM
^^^I'm sure that's not stolen


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 27, 2010, 05:37:57 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1866485523.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1866485523.html)



 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Heath on July 27, 2010, 06:11:47 PM
This is off ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R-800-Stock-Exhaust-Pipes-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem335f132922QQitemZ220638423330QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R-800-Stock-Exhaust-Pipes-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem335f132922QQitemZ220638423330QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)
I just offered $5.  I don't want to bid too high I might win it. :)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on July 27, 2010, 06:14:43 PM
I just offered $5.  I don't want to bid too high I might win it. :)
It's still up?  Geeeeeez


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gh0stie on July 28, 2010, 05:03:12 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1866485523.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1866485523.html)



 [laugh]

I just flagged that for "Best of Craigslist" .....figured it had to be a joke


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Heath on July 28, 2010, 05:36:19 AM
It's still up?  Geeeeeez
lol I offered $5 and he counter offered with $550


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on July 28, 2010, 10:43:49 AM
lol I offered $5 and he counter offered with $550

[laugh] [clap] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on July 28, 2010, 01:24:04 PM
I went $8

You cheapskate!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Heath on July 28, 2010, 10:13:05 PM
I went $8

You cheapskate!
Hey I am unemployed, I was staying in my budget. :)  Now if everyone could just send me $4 you know..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on July 29, 2010, 04:16:00 AM
 [laugh]

$550 counter, so I go again at $10  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: il d00d on July 29, 2010, 09:17:17 AM
All kinds of stuff going on here:  "1997 ninji 500R GREAT DEAD - $325" (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1869070360.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on July 30, 2010, 11:31:55 AM
cycletrader, not ebay but still a crackheadhttp://www.cycletrader.com/Custom-Search/search-results?type=Motorcycle|356953&zip=53545&radius=25&sort=year:desc (http://www.cycletrader.com/Custom-Search/search-results?type=Motorcycle|356953&zip=53545&radius=25&sort=year:desc)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on July 30, 2010, 12:29:24 PM
cycletrader, not ebay but still a crackhead
What the makes the two backs?!?!?!
http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867 (http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867)
(http://images.traderonline.com//img/5/plcnad/7129974/97186867_1thumb_550x410.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on July 30, 2010, 12:43:12 PM
What the makes the two backs?!?!?!
http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867 (http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867)
(http://images.traderonline.com//img/5/plcnad/7129974/97186867_1thumb_550x410.jpg)
just needs a sidecar on each side and a matching trailer to be complete


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: superjohn on July 30, 2010, 12:54:20 PM
What the makes the two backs?!?!?!
http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867 (http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867)
(http://images.traderonline.com//img/5/plcnad/7129974/97186867_1thumb_550x410.jpg)

I looked at that and gagged. Then I laughed a little. Then felt bad thinking maybe the owner had and accident and wasn't able to fully enjoy a 2 wheel bike.

But then I saw the asking price and decided if there's a handicap involved, it is mental.  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on August 04, 2010, 11:11:41 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/1880792882.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/1880792882.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: trikky74 on August 06, 2010, 12:53:49 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/1880792882.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/1880792882.html)



wow what a moron.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 06, 2010, 01:27:38 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/1880792882.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/1880792882.html)



 [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 07, 2010, 06:20:03 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/1880835933.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/1880835933.html)

Note the 15,500 miles on this $6,000 2006 620.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Lor on August 07, 2010, 10:04:24 PM
What the makes the two backs?!?!?!
http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867 (http://www.cycletrader.com/find/listing/2007-Honda-Cbr1000rr-97186867)
(http://images.traderonline.com//img/5/plcnad/7129974/97186867_1thumb_550x410.jpg)
Maybe he was told it was a goldwing when he bought it. [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on August 08, 2010, 03:41:08 PM
Non-moto but WOW
http://janesville.craigslist.org/sys/1885924002.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/sys/1885924002.html)
nice, Gently used computer, Well takin care of, non smoking house, recent upgrades, this has always been a good pc for me !!

For only $250,  this thing is a steal!
BTW, how do you get the Craigslist images over here?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on August 11, 2010, 07:36:47 AM
http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/1892976681.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/1892976681.html)

What is it with the mini-chopper people?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 11, 2010, 07:50:57 AM
Wuht???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KG4KGL on August 11, 2010, 08:50:43 AM
wow what a moron.

6 speed of course.  ???

This one is always worth a chuckle: "Only seen rain once".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 11, 2010, 10:37:01 AM
http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1892519327.html (http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1892519327.html)

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1879489179.html (http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1879489179.html)

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1874935254.html (http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1874935254.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucMouse the Mighty on August 11, 2010, 10:41:06 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1877421150.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1877421150.html)

he lowered the price...he was asking 7k...

and to think my s2r1k isn't even worth that much... [laugh] [laugh]  we bought matts 800 for 5500 2 years ago [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on August 11, 2010, 01:24:19 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1887978702.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1887978702.html)

Quote
DUCATI 748 SUPERBIKE WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING AFTERMARKET YOU CAN BY FOR IT needs mid and lower on right side has NEVER EVER been dropped they blew off  other than that bike is immaculate comes with stand and service manual will sale for $3900 or trade for fourwheeler utility only or 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Javamoose on August 12, 2010, 06:40:33 PM
Cheap Duacti 745 - Only $1,750!!  [laugh]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/1892402279.html (http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/1892402279.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 12, 2010, 06:48:51 PM
I am without words.

From eBay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Chopper-V8-Sidewinder-bobber-Harley-Hot-Rod-pro-street-drag-360-/190425134927?pt=US_motorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Chopper-V8-Sidewinder-bobber-Harley-Hot-Rod-pro-street-drag-360-/190425134927?pt=US_motorcycles)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 13, 2010, 08:47:43 AM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1887978702.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1887978702.html)


Too funny. Other than the exhaust I don't see much of the "everything aftermarket you can buy for it". In fact, I can see about 50 things off the top of my head that could be done to it.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Düb Lüv on August 13, 2010, 09:22:31 AM
very interesting bike in my area.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1889189330.html (http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1889189330.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MonsterMan1036 on August 13, 2010, 10:06:25 AM
very interesting bike in my area.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1889189330.html (http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1889189330.html)

This is a very cool bike! It has probably 90% of the parts available from Moto Corse on it. Last time I saw the bike it had less than 900mi on it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on August 14, 2010, 06:26:27 AM
It'd be cheaper to buy a brand new one.  *sigh*

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1895921388.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1895921388.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on August 14, 2010, 06:58:00 AM
It'd be cheaper to buy a brand new one.  *sigh*

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1895921388.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1895921388.html)

red flames = $$$$


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 14, 2010, 09:12:06 AM
It'd be cheaper to buy a brand new one.  *sigh*

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1895921388.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1895921388.html)

 Lol. I emailed him and asked if he was an idiot.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 14, 2010, 12:57:36 PM
Lol. I emailed him and asked if he was an idiot.

And have you had a response yet?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 14, 2010, 01:03:05 PM
My mind is still boggling over the 2000 Ninja for $1,200 over MSRP for a 2010 model. Maybe it's $120 per year in appreciation? If I really appreciate my Ducati, does that mean its resale value constantly goes up?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Düb Lüv on August 14, 2010, 02:41:51 PM
My mind is still boggling over the 2000 Ninja for $1,200 over MSRP for a 2010 model. Maybe it's $120 per year in appreciation? If I really appreciate my Ducati, does that mean its resale value constantly goes up?


of course your ducati's value goes up. it's italian and loud. ducatis are like good wine.  [wine]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Billyzoom on August 15, 2010, 05:25:39 AM
Uh,

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SV650-/290463015217?pt=US_motorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SV650-/290463015217?pt=US_motorcycles)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 15, 2010, 11:47:05 AM
looks like the bank made out on this one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 15, 2010, 03:52:03 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38713628/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38713628/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001)


yay!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on August 16, 2010, 01:03:21 AM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1901140520.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1901140520.html)

Wow...  Best of luck w/the sale buddy!  (oh, and learn what function a "." performs, ok?)  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on August 16, 2010, 06:48:06 AM
i have a 70 gmc camprspeashell clean body all the croom is ther will make a good project truck has the 10foot bed stepside neads a moter and trany all the intiriar is ther and complet will trade for a runing vw moter and trany nead to be in good shap the body can be crashed are recked i nead the rear hafe you can get ahold of me a a5053075165 and leave me a message and i will call back will post pics later to day my name is frankie if inteerested in bying the truck you can for 1000 it is a clasic there isnt very many of thes left it is a 1 ton

Duck, I had to quote that ad so it can be saved on this thread for posterity.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 16, 2010, 09:58:42 AM
(oh, and learn what function a "." performs, ok?)  [roll]

I can't imagine anyone who "spells" like that would be interested in punctuation.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 16, 2010, 09:59:35 AM
Wow wonder if he spelled his phone number right.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on August 16, 2010, 12:50:35 PM
At first I thought his "e" key might be missing but then I realized he just couldn't spell worth a damn. Somehow he figured out how to post an ad on craigslist though!?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on August 16, 2010, 01:32:36 PM
Still can't figure out how to get pics over here from craigslist, but the pictures are of a 250r

http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1893816197.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1893816197.html)

2009 ninja 500rr *limited edition* - $3000 (janesville)
Date: 2010-08-11, 7:34PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wa9pc-1893816197@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

hi, i am selling my 2009 ninja 500rr mint condition. im the only owner and ive had it since december! 1,300 miles not even broken in yet! its very fast and spotless amazing bike for the price. i bought it from the engelhardt center in madison with 100 miles on it for $6,000 so its a great deal.
-aftermarket performance slip on exaust
-new pro grip street tires
-aftermarket footpegs and hand grips
-zero gravity windscreen tinted 100%
-LED gauges
-RR racing team decals and special edition paint
-upgraded super stop brake pads and air cooled rotors
-frame sliders and engine guard bar kit was installed at dealer
i am selling it because i have to commute to madison for work now and cant use the bike. call or text me at 608-314-6883 but if you call please only after 5 because thats when i get off work and can answer you. thankyou for looking!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 16, 2010, 02:29:13 PM
Ha ha its a 250  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on August 16, 2010, 03:04:38 PM
Quote
Ha ha its a 250
And, he paid $6000 for it :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on August 16, 2010, 06:05:31 PM
And, he paid $6000 for it :o
*facepalm


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on August 17, 2010, 05:59:55 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-620-monster-2003-ducati-monster-620-/190432212791?pt=US_motorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-620-monster-2003-ducati-monster-620-/190432212791?pt=US_motorcycles)http://

Quote
DUCATI MONSTER 620This 2003 Ducati Monster 620 is in excellent condition. This is one of the cheapest Ducatis you will find on the eBay right now!!  

US $300,000.00   :o  ??? [laugh] Crackhead


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 17, 2010, 06:59:53 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-620-monster-2003-ducati-monster-620-/190432212791?pt=US_motorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-620-monster-2003-ducati-monster-620-/190432212791?pt=US_motorcycles)http://

US $300,000.00   :o  ??? [laugh] Crackhead

 I offered him $3.14 for it. I immediately received this:

Error: Your best offer price is 100% less than the advertised price and is likely to be rejected. Please consider revising your offer.

 ROFL. Ok, so why doesn't ebay give him an error message when he listed it? Something like:

Error: You stupid make the beast with two backsing crackhead. Please consider revising your asking price because this is either a scam or you're the dumbest make the beast with two backs on the planet!
 



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on August 17, 2010, 07:20:22 AM
http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=263681 (http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=263681)

win

(http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae6/momo7382/Ed%20Hardy%20Busa/07fee7b6.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 17, 2010, 08:04:27 AM
http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=263681 (http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=263681)

win

(http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae6/momo7382/Ed%20Hardy%20Busa/07fee7b6.jpg)

I love this reply at the forum...

"Have you ever even been on this forum?  You'll never sell it on here."

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Düb Lüv on August 17, 2010, 03:15:20 PM
in my area.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/1901591417.html (http://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/1901591417.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DukeDenver on August 17, 2010, 03:45:31 PM
I'd probably go for this if i had the extra cash!

http://guelph.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-sport-touring-2007-Ducati-Monster-S4R-Testastretta-998-W0QQAdIdZ196966000 (http://guelph.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-sport-touring-2007-Ducati-Monster-S4R-Testastretta-998-W0QQAdIdZ196966000)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 17, 2010, 04:29:37 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Multistrada-1200-Expandable-Rear-Luggage-Rack-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ170526131349QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Multistrada-1200-Expandable-Rear-Luggage-Rack-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ170526131349QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)

($1,000 Multistrada 1200 luggage rack)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-696-MONSTER-PAZZO-PRE-LOAD-PRELOAD-ADJUSTERS-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ300444657457QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-696-MONSTER-PAZZO-PRE-LOAD-PRELOAD-ADJUSTERS-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ300444657457QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)

(Front pre-load adjusters for a Monster 696)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on August 17, 2010, 05:09:52 PM
I love this reply at the forum...

"Have you ever even been on this forum?  You'll never sell it on here."

 [laugh]

or this one

that thing is O-sum!!
Willing to trade for:
broken extension ladder
custom dentures
a 300mHz pentium computer


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 17, 2010, 06:28:50 PM
Beyond belief.

Loved this part at the end...

"Note: The domes on the roof have 3 cracks that I repaired. I drilled them in the winter and the bit caught the plastic. It does not take away from the look of the van. They can be replaced at $195.00 each. Only noticeable flaw."

The ONLY noticeable flaw.  Yeah, right.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1965-FORD-ECONOLINE-VAN-CUSTOM-FREDDY-VS-JASON-/160466974658?pt=US_Cars_Trucks#v4-38 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1965-FORD-ECONOLINE-VAN-CUSTOM-FREDDY-VS-JASON-/160466974658?pt=US_Cars_Trucks#v4-38)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on August 18, 2010, 01:46:34 AM


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1965-FORD-ECONOLINE-VAN-CUSTOM-FREDDY-VS-JASON-/160466974658?pt=US_Cars_Trucks#v4-38 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1965-FORD-ECONOLINE-VAN-CUSTOM-FREDDY-VS-JASON-/160466974658?pt=US_Cars_Trucks#v4-38)

That is one Sweet looking Rape van, all it needs is free candy on the side of it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hackers2r on August 18, 2010, 07:10:26 AM
^LMFAO at that van. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on August 18, 2010, 10:31:05 AM
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/1904844232.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/1904844232.html)

"
Okay I need help. I’m not sure what do. Yes I did something stupid. I as coming down 95 on my motorcycle, I was probably going 15-20mph over the speed limit on 95 when a state trooper pulled out. I went around some cars to the next exit, which was my exit off 95 anyways.

I got off and just basically went down the next side street. I had lost the cop. But the street was a dead end. So just to make sure I left my helmet and jacket there and went for a walk around the block. Good thing cause half way around I seen the police car a few minutes later. So I went and cut up to a old friends house. I was told that police were at the intersection for an hour. When I came back my sport bike was gone. I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink or smoke cigs…but I do smoke 420. and I had a bag in the back of the bike, which was heated up so im sure it smelled.


So now im not sure what to do. If someone has a lawyer they know that deals with this type of thing. Or can I not get in trouble cause they never actually caught me. Also I have out of state plates on my bike as I was just up here to visit my mother who isn’t in good health. So now im stuck and I don’t know what to do. Anyway know a lawyer or suggestion on what I could do to let the least amount of trouble and get my bike back??? I’m gona have to call the police in the morning as ask about my bike or report it stolen or something. Let me know

Im not a bad guy, I don’t cheat or steal. I work on bikes for living. Just something stupid I did and I agree to that. I just don’t want to get screwed by the this state. Iv been riding over 10 years"



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 18, 2010, 10:35:41 AM
I don’t do drugs…but I do smoke 420

Glad he was clear about that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on August 18, 2010, 11:15:10 AM
I am way out of touch with the drug culture.  What is 420?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 18, 2010, 11:25:39 AM
What is 420?

Cannabis.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on August 18, 2010, 11:26:34 AM
I didn't know either. Here's a link I just found.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture))



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 18, 2010, 12:44:59 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/1904844232.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/mcy/1904844232.html)

[I’m gona have to call the police in the morning as ask about my bike or report it stolen or something. Let me know

Im not a bad guy, I don’t cheat or steal. I work on bikes for living. Just something stupid I did and I agree to that. I just don’t want to get screwed by the this state. Iv been riding over 10 years"


FTR, pot is a drug, and running from the police and filing a false report is, ah, cheating.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 19, 2010, 02:46:59 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320523945166#ht_8718wt_1137 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320523945166#ht_8718wt_1137)

I'm speechless, which for me is saying a lot.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Düb Lüv on August 19, 2010, 03:00:17 PM
steal of a deal. somebody pick this up.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Performance-Termignoni-1098-1198-96117907B-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ160445634032QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Performance-Termignoni-1098-1198-96117907B-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ160445634032QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 19, 2010, 03:10:41 PM
steal of a deal. somebody pick this up.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Performance-Termignoni-1098-1198-96117907B-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ160445634032QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Performance-Termignoni-1098-1198-96117907B-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ160445634032QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)

That's even crazier than what I just found.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S4RS-Low-Miles-Termignoni-full-carbon-/130422124857?pt=US_motorcycles#v4-31 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S4RS-Low-Miles-Termignoni-full-carbon-/130422124857?pt=US_motorcycles#v4-31)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 19, 2010, 04:02:18 PM
That's even crazier than what I just found.

The poorly-fitting fake-carbon tank protector that says "MV Agusta" is a particularly sweet touch.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on August 19, 2010, 10:07:41 PM
steal of a deal. somebody pick this up.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Performance-Termignoni-1098-1198-96117907B-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ160445634032QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Performance-Termignoni-1098-1198-96117907B-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ160445634032QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)
Any one notice this? If you've seen "Tropic Thunder" than you'll find it more funny than not.

Bestducatiparts--Leslie Grossman.



The poorly-fitting fake-carbon tank protector that says "MV Agusta" is a particularly sweet touch.
Well, with all the money he's gonna get from the sale of this bike maybe he'll be able to spring for the right one next time?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 20, 2010, 04:09:50 AM
Any one notice this? If you've seen "Tropic Thunder" than you'll find it more funny than not.

Bestducatiparts--Leslie Grossman.


Well, with all the money he's gonna get from the sale of this bike maybe he'll be able to spring for the right one next time?

I didn't pick up on it the first time, but yeah that's very funny.

Tom Cruise was hilarious.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 20, 2010, 05:06:48 AM
Any one notice this? If you've seen "Tropic Thunder" than you'll find it more funny than not.

Bestducatiparts--Leslie Grossman.


Well, with all the money he's gonna get from the sale of this bike maybe he'll be able to spring for the right one next time?

Leslie is the former owner of BCM Ducati in Laconia NH which at one time was the standard to which all other Ducati dealerships were measured. Well, at least from a service perspective. And that was before Leslie bought it.  [roll]


That's even crazier than what I just found.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S4RS-Low-Miles-Termignoni-full-carbon-/130422124857?pt=US_motorcycles#v4-31 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S4RS-Low-Miles-Termignoni-full-carbon-/130422124857?pt=US_motorcycles#v4-31)

 I emailed the seller asking him how he arrived at the value for the bike. I can't wait to hear his response. Lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 20, 2010, 11:16:15 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1909971175.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1909971175.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on August 20, 2010, 11:21:38 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1909971175.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1909971175.html)

Yes please. I would like to buy a bike from you and not get the title while you continue to make payments on it. After all, what could go wrong?  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on August 20, 2010, 12:01:01 PM
Yes please. I would like to buy a bike from you and not get the title while you continue to make payments on it. After all, what could go wrong?  [roll]

Idk-you could buy it for the grand he wants, strip it completely, sell everything on ebay, then go throw the frame, which he's still the owner of, through the window of the local mob boss or other such devilry.

Should be a valuable lesson on liability for the seller.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on August 20, 2010, 03:45:30 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1909256405.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1909256405.html)2006 Custom chopper SICK! - $11900 (Waukesha)
Date: 2010-08-20, 11:35AM EDT
Reply to: sale-9qvwe-1909256405@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike is HOT. It was built by an engineer and appraised by his insurance company at $43,000 in 2006. Over 30k invested. It is absolutely immaculate and easily the best built custom bike I have ever come in contact with. It will include all diagrams and schematics used during construction. I need to sell this thing fast. Call Jake at (262) 547-3088. I will also take your trades on motorcycles, scooters, personal watercraft, ATVs and snowmobiles.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on August 23, 2010, 03:24:40 PM
here is another shiny turd. with a huge useless tire http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1915304679.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1915304679.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Düb Lüv on August 23, 2010, 04:17:16 PM
fatter the tire, the fatter the pu$$y it attracts.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on August 23, 2010, 04:34:51 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ONE-KIND-FULLY-CUSTOM-HONDA-C-RV-SHOW-CAR-/120611943309?pt=US_Cars_Trucks (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ONE-KIND-FULLY-CUSTOM-HONDA-C-RV-SHOW-CAR-/120611943309?pt=US_Cars_Trucks)

Just because you *can* paint the plastic interior like a make the beast with two backsin' candy-cane....  Doesn't mean you should.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on August 23, 2010, 04:47:49 PM
here is another shiny turd. with a huge useless tire http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1915304679.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/1915304679.html)

 [puke]


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ONE-KIND-FULLY-CUSTOM-HONDA-C-RV-SHOW-CAR-/120611943309?pt=US_Cars_Trucks (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ONE-KIND-FULLY-CUSTOM-HONDA-C-RV-SHOW-CAR-/120611943309?pt=US_Cars_Trucks)

 [puke] [puke] [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on August 23, 2010, 08:28:38 PM
fatter the tire, the fatter the pu$$y it attracts.

I'm not quite sure what you're saying here... so I can run over cats easier?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on August 24, 2010, 02:53:22 AM
sigh.  wish I had $3k lying around.

1975 Norton 850 Commando White w/red and blue stripes $3000.00 - $3000 (Darlington,WI 53530)
Date: 2010-08-23, 10:57PM CDT
Reply to: sale-3cdgv-1915824357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

For Sale is a 1975 Norton 850 Commando twin cylinder motorcycle.The bike has been sitting in my storage shed for about 6 years and I do not have time for it.The bike is complete other than missing the battery side cover plus it has a clear title.If you are interested in veiwing the machine,please call me at 608-776-8230 to set up an appointment,Thank You,Chuck.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on August 24, 2010, 07:52:25 AM
1975 Norton 850 Commando White w/red and blue stripes $3000.00 - $3000 (Darlington,WI 53530)

I think the crack addict in this case is the guy who doesn't buy this bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 24, 2010, 08:13:14 AM
Speaking of crack addicts!  :o

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/1915020900.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/1915020900.html)

Ducati Monster 900, model year 2001 - $9000 (Midtown East)

Mint condition, beautiful, almost new 2001 red M900 from first owner. Only 2300 miles, parked in garage ever since purchased, serviced yearly by Ducati dealer. Doesn't get cleaner and more beautiful than this.

Cut frame, low termignoni pipes, carbon clutch cover, carbon front mud guard, handle bar mirrors.

Serious inquiries only. I will demo the bike, no test rides.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on August 24, 2010, 08:22:42 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/aos/1913936525.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/aos/1913936525.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 24, 2010, 09:05:20 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916012937.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916012937.html)

and five seconds later

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916002689.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916002689.html)

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on August 24, 2010, 10:20:11 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916012937.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916012937.html)

and five seconds later

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916002689.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916002689.html)

 [laugh]
You want the more expensive one....

huh? :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on August 24, 2010, 10:49:43 AM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/aos/1913936525.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/aos/1913936525.html)

Wow! I'm rich!

Here's the email I sent in reply:

"I saw this on the San Antonio Craigslist. Unfortunately, I'm not among the 1.14 million residents of San Antonio who apparently are beneficiaries of Mr. Brumley's estate. However, when I formerly lived in Texas I drove through San Antonio several times. I have also been to Atlanta several times, so I'm hoping that since Mr. Brumley was an Atlanta resident when he died that might give me some priority as an heir of his estate. What do I do next to secure my funds from the Brumley fortune?"

We'll see just how this all works out.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on August 24, 2010, 01:54:12 PM
If the fork is fine, why is the wheel sitting next to the right side of the bike?

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/1905333030.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/1905333030.html)

Looks like it hit something pretty hard, but is actually a pretty cheap price.  Could probably make a decent profit parting it out...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on August 24, 2010, 02:59:49 PM
Perhaps my ultimate dream bike!  998R

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1896277727.html (http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1896277727.html)

$22k though, I'll never get one. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on August 25, 2010, 03:04:42 AM
73 norton for sale - $2000 (spring green wi(near madison))
Date: 2010-08-24, 3:10PM CDT
Reply to: sale-hsq6m-1917007357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike is in perfect running condition and ready for viewing! it's a 73' Norton so here are some of the stats
Mukine Carb
Excell Ignition
New tires
New chain
Low mileage
Clear title

Sounds too good to be true doesn't it?

it is

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1917007357.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1917007357.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 25, 2010, 03:30:15 AM
73 norton for sale - $2000 (spring green wi(near madison))
Date: 2010-08-24, 3:10PM CDT
Reply to: sale-hsq6m-1917007357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike is in perfect running condition and ready for viewing! it's a 73' Norton so here are some of the stats
Mukine Carb
Excell Ignition
New tires
New chain
Low mileage
Clear title

Sounds too good to be true doesn't it?

it is

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1917007357.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1917007357.html)


 [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on August 25, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
The make the beast with two backsing moron wants over $1500 more than retail value for a bike with a salvage/reconstructed title.  [bang]

http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1915641814.html (http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1915641814.html)


***05 GSXR 600 CUSTOM BIKE 1 OF A KIND - $6000 (WORC.)

Reconstructed title in hand due to prior cosmetic damage, therefore all new fairings on the bike. the bike is in outstanding shape runs and rides mint, milage 5k, sounds incredible, no problems. The bike looks brand new no scratches.
New custom fairings, K&N air filter, Two brothers carbon exhaust, new battary, grips,adjustable stunt levers, end links, vortex frame sliders, 8K slim ballast hid hi/lo, flush mount signals, under tail fender with blinkers not shown in pics, rear lowering links with stock, 2" and 4" inch drop holes curently the bike is on a 2" drop. also got a rear tire hugger to go along with bike not installed.i might be forgetting some stuff but mainly thats all. $6000 OBO reasonable trades welcome
PLEASE NO BULLSHIT OR DREAMERS im not in rush to sell. email only my emails go straight to my phone so i should be able to get back to you very quickly
THANKS...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on August 25, 2010, 04:58:11 PM
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2006 Yamaha R6 PRICE LOWERED - $6999 (Janesville, WI)
Date: 2010-08-25, 3:54PM EDT
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1918885017.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1918885017.html)Reply to: sale-v6cnp-1918885017@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Up for grabs is a 2006 Yamaha R6. Less than 8K miles on her. I purchased it in Feb from a dealership and am looking to upgrade to a Harley.

The bike has never been crashed while driving but it has been pushed over in a parking stall by a vechicle and has scratching over the plastics. Its only cosmetic damage, and the picture displayed does not show it. The bike also comes with a Yosh pipe, power commander, Ohlins stablizer, and sliders. Brand new rear tire. Sweet bike! Asking $7999. E-mail or text at 608-436-3951, no phone calls please. Don't miss out on this sweet deal, I will consider all serious offers!

    * Location: Janesville, WI
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

image 1918885017-0


Retail for an undamaged bike is $5675...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on August 25, 2010, 05:11:22 PM
[url]http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1910047989.html[/u2008 Suzuki GSX-R600 (Only 4k Miles) - $6500 (Walworth)
Date: 2010-08-20, 5:31PM EDT
Reply to: sale-xqara-1910047989@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a 2008 Suzuki GSX-R600 in mint condition. I bought this bike brand new in 2009 and have been the only one to ever ride this machine. I purchased the bike from Ken’s Sports in Kaukauna, Wisconsin. It has ALWAYS been kept in a warm, dry, clean environment; even throughout the winter. I cleaned this bike before and after riding it; it is literally almost as clean as it would be brand new on the showroom floor.
There is barely 4000 miles on this bike.

There is not one flaw on this bike. It has never been laid down, dropped, raced, stunted or used for anything other than leisure riding. The tires have NEVER been spun on this bike.

There is one scratch on this bike and it is on the handlebar. It is about the size of a nickel and it happened while lifting the tank up to put the Blue LED light under the tank.

I do not want to sell this bike, but I have simply not had the time to ride it. I will be leaving for school again and it doesn’t pay to simply have the bike and not ride it.

I have never modified the engine or done anything to the bike to get more performance out of it. Here is what I have done:
1. Added the chrome/ blue frame sliders
2. Tank Guard
3. Fender eliminating kit (there are two skulls as you can see on the license plate for added decoration, the eyes are Red LED’s. In addition, rather than having white lights illuminate the plate, there is a blue LED that lights it up. I have never had any problems with this; my local police say it is adequate.) I have the original kit as well.
4. There are six sets of Blue LED’s throughout the bike that are controlled by the switch located the left side (reachable while riding). Two sets are located under the front, one just below the headers, one under the gas tank, one under the rear, and the last one is on the swing arm and it illuminates the rear rim. All of the wires are completely hidden from the eye and are securely placed.

Care/ Maintenance: (I have all papers of everything performed on this bike)
1. Frame sliders and tank guard put on professionally at 250 miles along with full inspection of bike
2. 1st Oil Change at 750 miles 2nd inspection was also done at this time
3. 2nd oil change performed at 2500 miles and 3rd inspection
4. Rear tire changed at 3500 miles and 4th detailed inspection.
*I have only used full synthetic oil in this bike. I have also only used premium gas from BP which is suppose to the best quality gas around*

This bike also comes with a rear seat, manual, and bike cover. This bike is the real deal. Please don’t hesitate to contact me with any questions. I will continue to update this ad with more pictures. If you are looking for a used 2008 GSX R 600, you will not find a better one!


Contact information:
(262) 215 4636


Thank you for looking,
Ethan rl]
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Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on August 27, 2010, 08:20:11 AM
Not moto related but...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cas/1919794030.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cas/1919794030.html)

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Nerd Orgy At PAX - mw4mw - 31 (Downtown Seattle)
Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party. This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome! Please respond with either geek or nerd in the subject line. MW4MW MW4W

Update: Getting too many responses from single males, so will not be accepting any more for now. If you are a single male and you already replied, I need to see what we have for couples and single females before you get an invite. No single males have an actual invite yet.

Gee, not enough women from the video game conference responded? Really?  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Düb Lüv on August 28, 2010, 10:25:47 AM
poor thing. the most retarded people have the hard to find/desired parts. i was talking about the cyclecat rearsets.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-Monster-900-Custom-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19bf08595aQQitemZ110579177818QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-Monster-900-Custom-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19bf08595aQQitemZ110579177818QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on August 29, 2010, 03:30:12 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BOSS-HOSS-TRIKE-V-8-SUPER-NICE-GOTTA-SEE-ONE-LQQK-/170533885980?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item27b49c981c (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BOSS-HOSS-TRIKE-V-8-SUPER-NICE-GOTTA-SEE-ONE-LQQK-/170533885980?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item27b49c981c)

Now this thing hauls some ass.

And has Balls too



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on August 30, 2010, 12:01:40 PM
poor thing. the most retarded people have the hard to find/desired parts. i was talking about the cyclecat rearsets.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-Monster-900-Custom-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19bf08595aQQitemZ110579177818QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-Monster-900-Custom-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19bf08595aQQitemZ110579177818QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles)

Is it wrong that I think that certain aspects of that build are awesome? If I had 1500 bucks right now I would snap that thing up so fast . . . and start changing certain things. Swap out that butt-aching seat for a custom mono-seat, get rid of those stupid brass knuckle heel guards, and some other stuff.
Of course since I just spent $516 on new tires b/c somebody slashed mine, and now I can barely afford to buy diapers for my kids, I won't be buying anything anytime soon. Haters.

The Doc


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: speedknot on September 01, 2010, 11:03:53 AM
Brooklyn in the house.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/1931464972.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/1931464972.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on September 01, 2010, 02:35:26 PM
Brooklyn in the house.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/1931464972.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/1931464972.html)


A high booster huh?!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: speedknot on September 01, 2010, 04:44:40 PM

A high booster huh?!

Dont forget the Nitrus and Racing Clans.  This one is so laughable.   


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on September 01, 2010, 05:03:05 PM
Must copy that one before it's gone

2003 Suzuki High Booster - $14500 (Bensonhurst, Brooklyn)
Feautures

- Nitrus

-Hon Turbo Charge

-Custom California paint job

-Racing clans

-Extended murdal rest rear

If intrested call



(http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3o83l95Y05Z25Q4a91927d90e279d818de.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3k83m13ld5V35Y55Q2a91067413e3f1c1184b.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3oc3pc3l05Y05V35X1a9144a29f1403e21bcd.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on September 01, 2010, 07:28:35 PM
I just realized that make-shift NOS clamp is hanging off the swing arm.

Could be really interesting if the bike ever goes over on the left side!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 02, 2010, 02:46:24 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1931584935.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1931584935.html)

I'm on the fence on this one.  Is $27000 a good price for this or is he smoking crack?

For Sale 1947 Indian Chief Roadmaster motorcycle in running condition.
Was received as a gift to father in 1958.
Some work done in 1985, not completed.
Four things not original - seat rail, air filter, rims and 2 outer lights.
Includes front wheel covers.
Must sell due to medical debt.
Call Reuben @
Serious inquiries only.
Asking $27,000.00


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: OneWheelDrive on September 03, 2010, 04:46:02 AM
BATMAAAAAAN!!

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mcy/1930057860.html (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mcy/1930057860.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hackers2r on September 03, 2010, 10:40:11 AM
Dude...as lame as it is...the post above mine looks like stupid fun.
Although it also looks extremely dangerous due to NO LEAN capability at all...lol.
http://www.tadibrothers.com/Products/View/SKU32065 (http://www.tadibrothers.com/Products/View/SKU32065)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on September 03, 2010, 02:50:48 PM
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http://www.tadibrothers.com/Products/View/SKU32065
looks like a mini Chrysler Tomahawk...minus the Viper engine [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on September 03, 2010, 03:06:10 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1923860476.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1923860476.html)
Quote
Motorcycle Hearse For Sale - $200 (Edgerton)
Date: 2010-08-28, 11:28AM EDT
Reply to: sale-8mahg-1923860476@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am selling my pull behind motorcycle hearse trailer. This is for the trailer only not the casket. The trailer is equiped with turn signals and police style strobe lights in the tail lights. I have installed new fenders and lights since this photo was taken. I would sell all my strobe lights and controler for an extra $100.00. If interested please call Clint @ 920-728-2256


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 06, 2010, 05:11:46 PM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1940087937.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1940087937.html)

Basically, it's right here:

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1998 Harley Davidson Road King Police Special
screaming eagle carb
fuel injected
31000 miles
call damon

So, is it carbed, or injected, or BOTH?!?  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 06, 2010, 05:55:01 PM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1940087937.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1940087937.html)

Basically, it's right here:

So, is it carbed, or injected, or BOTH?!?  [laugh]

 Typical HD owner. They don't have a clue about the thing thats between their legs.  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on September 06, 2010, 06:17:12 PM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1940087937.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/1940087937.html)

Basically, it's right here:

So, is it carbed, or injected, or BOTH?!?  [laugh]

clearly it's a one off custom. the injection is built into the carb so it only looks old school..... ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 07, 2010, 02:03:21 PM
I am still trying to get over the fact that Ducati is making a Hypermotard.  Now Ducati is making a Hypo Motor Tard?  Hypo, as in under-performing?!?!

http://staugustine.craigslist.org/mcy/1879399548.html (http://staugustine.craigslist.org/mcy/1879399548.html)

2010 DUCATI HYPOMOTORTARD 796
mileage 500

Call Andy or text
904-687-5924
Aharris@cogginauto.com


•Location: HONDA DEALER
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


(http://images.craigslist.org/3m43o43l25O25U05S1a83a861c38de2701274.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brent9632 on September 07, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
http://augusta.craigslist.org/mcy/1940202549.html (http://augusta.craigslist.org/mcy/1940202549.html)

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4 Ninja 250 for sale, was rebuilt by previous owner to run more like a 500cc bike. The previous owner said he bought if for his girlfriend and she dropped it, broke the fairings and scared herself so he just kept it as an extra bike. He took off the fairings and tach, and made a custom headlight to make it look like a streetfighter, but said it never got ridden much and had less than 3,000 miles on it, and I haven't put many on either. Ran fine when I bought it, rode it two hours home without a problem, but after messing with the battery it wouldn't run. Replaced a fuse and it ran again just fine, but wouldn't start after that. Probably needs a new battery or some electrical work, I just don't have the time or interest any more. I have over $1000 into it, but don't need it so I will consider reasonable offers. Please note the word 'reasonable'- do not offer me half of my asking price or ask if you can have it for free to work on or offer to trade for your laptop or chihuahua (yes, that's happened). I would consider partial trades only for these items: nice kayak or climbing gear. Please don't email asking about other trades, these are the only other things I will consider. Thank you.

HAHA runs more like it a 500 that is runing on 1 cylinder plus look at the "custom" welding helmet headlight HAHA


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 09, 2010, 02:58:09 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1942986519.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1942986519.html)

Have I ever mentioned this is my favorite thread?  Someone needs to make a permanent link to these pictures.  I don't know how.  this one is a keeper.

 1972 Moto Guzzi California Ambassador chopper. 750 cc's Excellent runner. Had it for two (2) years,and never had any problems with starting it. New heavy duty rear shocks/springs. Asking $4,ooo. Can be seen anytime. Any questions please call me (Donny) at 262-989-8404.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on September 09, 2010, 10:55:10 AM
Not sure I really even know what's going on with this one:

84 quad 250 Ducati - $500 (Diamond Valley)

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/1945125935.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/1945125935.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 09, 2010, 01:27:07 PM
Go ahead and call this person.  I know somebody would want to.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1942322082.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/1942322082.html)

Black 2005 Ducati at a steal - $5000 (Kenmore)

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Date: 2010-09-07, 9:57PM PDT
Reply to: sale-bg2jv-1942322082@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Was asking $10,000 then $8,000 but the kicker is no key that works and no titile.
The bike has been left behind by a tenet and I want to get it off my property.

The bike is in great condition, the milage is 74,000.
All it needs is a new battery and an oil change.
The key is coded so you would have to get a replacement key.

I will sign over the bike to you and give you all registration, key card so you can get the key made.

Shandell
206-290-6945




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doctor Woodrow on September 10, 2010, 07:36:08 PM
I'm only 2 1/2 hours away!!! I can just spend a few weeks trying to hunt down the last owner, get them to sign the bike over to me as an abandoned vehicle/no interest/mechanics lien and then spend a fortune trying to get the bike re-keyed (or wait three months til the owner calls me back letting me know that he can't find the keys after all). Then I fix it up, find out the motor is blown and worthless, spend the money to stick a new engine in it and then the owner will show up and claim they never signed the paperwork, they want the bike back, and I'm screwed . . . . Ask me how I know this story. C'mon pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeee. Oh wait, or it could be stolen and I get dragged to jail early in the story and it goes on my permanent record as a felony grand theft auto (at least that hasn't happened)
Being an apartment manager I know that here in Washington state we can sell off tenants property if they leave it for a certain amount of time, and we send them a letter yada yada a bunch of legal stuff, but if they really just wanted it off their property and weren't trying to get some cash out of it on the side (not legal by the way, the money earned goes to cover expenses incurred by the tenant who vacated the property) they would JUST CALL A TOW TRUCK!!

AHEM, 'scuze me, while I get off my soapbox and take a breather. I just get a bit upset when other landlords make the rest of us look bad, I just do this job b/c it keeps my bills down while I am finishing my doctorate, and I think I do a pretty good job.

The Doc

PS: I really am sorry about how long this post is, oh and the total threadjack.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on September 14, 2010, 02:08:55 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1950936434.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1950936434.html)
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WTB CBR 600RR around spring when i get the money - $3000 (Beloit)
Date: 2010-09-13, 1:23AM EDT
Reply to: sale-7scty-1950936434@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have been wanting a cbr 600rr for the longest time ever. i am 18 with no job, so i should be getting a winter job soon. so i would have the money by spring. so i would buy a bike during that time.

look for a red/black or black or orange tribal cbr rr

no damge to the bike plz
aftermarket parts like yoshimera pipe and flush mount signals.
digital gauges
and be an rr
be around a 2003 and higher


offer prices
so if u have a bike like this an is willing to sell i will buy it during spring when i get the money or maybe we can come up with a trade. i got a$1000 gaming desktop pc or a 97 pontiac grand am gt

also looking for a steady paying job. will work for u for your bike maybe. not corner job

    * Location: Beloit
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

   
   
PostingID: 1950936434


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on September 14, 2010, 02:12:54 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1946591056.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1946591056.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on September 14, 2010, 03:57:21 PM
http://evansville.craigslist.org/mcy/1949301956.html (http://evansville.craigslist.org/mcy/1949301956.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 14, 2010, 06:00:56 PM
A 749s retailed for $19,700?  [roll]

Ducati 749S Superbike - $12000 (Alpine, NJ)

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Date: 2010-09-14, 9:04PM EDT
Reply to: sale-f9eps-1954464278@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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The most gorgeous 2004, but BRAND NEW Ducati 749S Testastretta Superbike with only 407 miles!! Yes, you read it right, only 407 miles on this bike. The bike is in brand-new condition, yellow with white tail. I hurt my wrist a long time ago and never fully recovered and as such cant take the pressure riding this baby. The 749S Testastretta is the highest performance middleweight Superbike Ducati has ever built by 2004, establishing a new approach and vision of the interaction between man, machine and the elements. At 108 hp, the Testastretta provides lightning acceleration out of corners and incredibly smooth power delivery without putting stress on the chassis set-up. Excellent torque (8.2 kgm at 8500 rpm), even at very low rpms, guarantees superb performance while making the motorcycle easy to handle in heavy traffic.
The retail price for it was $19,700 and I am selling it as almost brand new for only $12,000. This is the deal of the century!! I am located in Alpine, NJ (about 6 miles from the George Washington bridge), and you are invited to come and check it out. Please call 646-286-4386. Thanks!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 15, 2010, 06:17:48 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-2009-monster-696-motor-only-/180561440007?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a0a4ced07 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-2009-monster-696-motor-only-/180561440007?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a0a4ced07)

$57,500 for a used 696 Engine!!!  W00t!  Sign me up!!!!!!  :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: avizpls on September 16, 2010, 06:20:03 AM
fixt. $575.00


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: joeuns on September 20, 2010, 09:17:46 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/1964863797.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/1964863797.html)

ONE OF A KIND CUSTOM VERSACE DUCCATI 848 2008 WITH 1,850 MILES, CARBON FIBER TERMIGONI EXHAUST, WHITE POWDER COATED RIMS, SPORTS PERFORMANCE RACING CHIP THT MAKES THIS BIKE CLOCK OVER A MIND BLOWING 200MPH, CUSTOM VERSACE JOB DONE BY REMY FROM UNQUE WHIPS (COMES WITH WARRANTYON CUSTOM WORK), TINTED WINDSHIELD, RACING CLUTCH LEVERS, RACING FILTERS, RED LED KIT THAT MAKES THE BIKE GLOW RED AT NIGHT, BREMBO BRAKES, INTEGRETADE TAILIGHT KI WITH LED AND WITH PLATE ELIMINATOR KIT THIS BIKE. IS A ONE OF A KIND LIKE NO OTHER IN THE WORLD AND IT IS THE PERFECT SHOW BIKE FOR PHOTO SHOOTS, MUSIC VIDEOS, TV SHOWS, MOVIES YOU NAME IT YOU WILL NOT FIND A BIKE OUT THERE THAT COMES NOWHERE NEAR TO THIS AMAZING ITALIAN MACHINE!!!! FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zarn02 on September 20, 2010, 10:11:11 PM
^

Is the $20 in the title of the listing what he'll pay me to ride it for an hour? 'Cause I'm sure as hell paying him any money...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on September 21, 2010, 03:10:33 AM
Did he say over 200 mph?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 21, 2010, 04:02:18 AM
Did he say over 200 mph?

 Yeah, lol.

 I sent him an email telling him he's full of shit. I then proceeded to tell him I would bet him the title to my bike that it wouldn't.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 21, 2010, 05:05:33 AM
Yeah, lol.

 I sent him an email telling him he's full of shit. I then proceeded to tell him I would bet him the title to my bike that it wouldn't.

So, if I can make my bike go 200mph-can I have your bike?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on September 21, 2010, 05:09:31 AM
ONE OF A KIND CUSTOM VERSACE DUCCATI 848

Aughhhh! My eyes! Kill it with fire!

What with the fairings, it might do 200MPH if you drop it out of a plane, which would probably be the best thing for everyone concerned.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 21, 2010, 05:13:46 AM
So, if I can make my bike go 200mph-can I have your bike?

 Sure, if you're bike is the vision of ugliness listed in that craig's list ad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 27, 2010, 02:50:15 AM
2007 Benelli Cafe Racer - $10900 (Madison/Milwaukee)
Date: 2010-09-26, 2:56PM CDT
Reply to: sale-cbuze-1974727133@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 3300 Miles. 1130 cc Triple. Feel free to contact me anytime. 920-397-0302

He's been trying to sell this bike every couple months for over a year.  I believe he may have dropped his price $100.
I'm sure I have posted this one before, but it always cracks me up.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: psycledelic on September 27, 2010, 03:54:42 AM
2007 Benelli Cafe Racer - $10900 (Madison/Milwaukee)
Date: 2010-09-26, 2:56PM CDT
Reply to: sale-cbuze-1974727133@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 3300 Miles. 1130 cc Triple. Feel free to contact me anytime. 920-397-0302

He's been trying to sell this bike every couple months for over a year.  I believe he may have dropped his price $100.
I'm sure I have posted this one before, but it always cracks me up.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html)
What's the thing worth?  I have never seen one before.  Kind of fugly.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 27, 2010, 06:19:38 AM
2007 Benelli Cafe Racer - $10900 (Madison/Milwaukee)
Date: 2010-09-26, 2:56PM CDT
Reply to: sale-cbuze-1974727133@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2007 Benelli Cafe Racer. 3300 Miles. 1130 cc Triple. Feel free to contact me anytime. 920-397-0302

He's been trying to sell this bike every couple months for over a year.  I believe he may have dropped his price $100.
I'm sure I have posted this one before, but it always cracks me up.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1974727133.html)

 I'm not to sure why this ad ended up in this thread. The price isn't too bad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on September 27, 2010, 07:09:06 AM
I'm not to sure why this ad ended up in this thread. The price isn't too bad.

I'd argue it is if he hasn't been ab;e to sell it for a year, but hasn't figured out he needs to drop the price.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on September 27, 2010, 07:59:31 AM
I don't know much about this model, but something is telling me it's priced a bit high.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1976215219.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1976215219.html)

2002 DUCATI 748S - $19995 (BOSTON)
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:33PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wjzng-1976215219@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2002 Ducati 748 S. Mint Condition. 1 owner, 5k miles. grey/red This bike was only made one year, was told that only 250 brought in to the country, bike has never been raced and always garaged. adult owned. Photos avail.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 27, 2010, 08:12:27 AM
The MSRP for a 2007 Benelli Cafe racer was $12499.  The blue book price for that bike is $10435.  I personally don't think it is worth that much given A: how long he has been trying to sell it B:the mileage accumulated and C:the fuel injector map issues associated with that model and year.  Given all of the above, I'd still take it if it was free.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 29, 2010, 09:16:20 AM
WOW! This is so rare, I have NEVER seen a single one.....  [roll]

2003 Ducati 996 - $5500 (Milton)

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Date: 2010-09-15, 4:02PM EDT
Reply to: sale-vafgh-1955795128@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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2003 Ducati 996 19,151mi in Excellent condition. This is one of the NICEST bikes on the street. You wont roll into a parkinglot and find 6 more of these already parked. Here is your chance to make the Harley Riders and other Motorcycle owners jealous as the heads turn and people come over to you to compliment and talk about your bike. Countless Carbon Fiber and performance accessories. Upgraded adjustable Ohlins steering Dampener, Full LeoVinci Exhaust, Fresh E-tune, Sproketed Etc. Etc. All Required Service Work Done Including New Battery and Chain. KBB lists this bike @ 6500. I don't want to let this bike go but due to the birth of my son I don't have the time and need the money.

Call or email with questions.
603-312-5198
Mike


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DrDesmo on September 29, 2010, 09:43:52 AM
WOW! This is so rare, I have NEVER seen a single one.....  [roll]

2003 Ducati 996 - $5500 (Milton)

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Date: 2010-09-15, 4:02PM EDT
Reply to: sale-vafgh-1955795128@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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2003 Ducati 996 19,151mi in Excellent condition. This is one of the NICEST bikes on the street. You wont roll into a parkinglot and find 6 more of these already parked. Here is your chance to make the Harley Riders and other Motorcycle owners jealous as the heads turn and people come over to you to compliment and talk about your bike. Countless Carbon Fiber and performance accessories. Upgraded adjustable Ohlins steering Dampener, Full LeoVinci Exhaust, Fresh E-tune, Sproketed Etc. Etc. All Required Service Work Done Including New Battery and Chain. KBB lists this bike @ 6500. I don't want to let this bike go but due to the birth of my son I don't have the time and need the money.

Call or email with questions.
603-312-5198
Mike


... not a bad price though!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monstermash on September 29, 2010, 09:48:52 AM
... not a bad price though!

 For what? A bike that can't possibly exist? LOL!

 Oh and it has a dampener! Lol. make the beast with two backsing idiots!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DrDesmo on September 29, 2010, 03:01:47 PM
For what? A bike that can't possibly exist? LOL!

 Oh and it has a dampener! Lol. make the beast with two backsing idiots!

C'mon, like you've never had a typo or two ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brimo on September 30, 2010, 12:32:39 AM
I don't know much about this model, but something is telling me it's priced a bit high.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1976215219.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1976215219.html)

2002 DUCATI 748S - $19995 (BOSTON)
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:33PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wjzng-1976215219@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2002 Ducati 748 S. Mint Condition. 1 owner, 5k miles. grey/red This bike was only made one year, was told that only 250 brought in to the country, bike has never been raced and always garaged. adult owned. Photos avail.


Yes the 2002 model was only made one year, I'm pretty sure that was 2002.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on September 30, 2010, 03:49:08 PM
'02 Foggy on ebay with a BIN of $13,750 with an interesting story...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Foggy-Monster-rare-jacket-shirt-custom-billet-/290479599864?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43a1eef0f8 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Foggy-Monster-rare-jacket-shirt-custom-billet-/290479599864?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43a1eef0f8)
Quote
Only 300 Foggy Monsters were produced as a tribute to Carl Fogarty when he retired, 75 came to North America. Titanium number plate on the tank as well as on the front and rear stands that were included with the purchase. Also includes Foggy cover. Neither the stands or the cover have ever been used. Collector owned from new, this Ducati has been kept in a climate controlled environment, on stands and covered since it was new. Comes with all original documents and even the side of the shipping crate that shows the VIN and other information particular to this bike. Never in rain, not a single mark on the bike, absolutely "as new." Full Termignoni spaghetti tuned exhaust system makes it the best sounding Ducati I have ever owned. New Avon tires, I saved the original, dated Pirelli's that came on the bike. I have all the original parts neatly packed in boxes. I have added Cycle Cat concentric bar risers, custom made to fit around the factory steering damper, Cycle Cat sets, STM frame plugs purchased in Italy, Rizoma mirrors, custom billet tail piece installed without cutting the frame, custom billet front piece with Alfa Romeo hallo glow headlights purchased in Italy. There is factory carbon everywhere in this model. Purchased and serviced at Fast By Ferracci. I had the 6,000 miles service (including belts) done 100 miles ago. I have over $20,000 invested in this Ducati and it really draws a crowd. It was selected for the Monster Challenge hosted by Ducati and has won 1st place at Ducati Day Daytona twice. If you are looking for a collectable Ducati, consider purchasing this motorcyle, you won't see another one anything like it. Female owned and ridden, in truly perfect condition. Mileage is approximate. The black mark on the exhaust is from the heel of my boot melting and has now been removed.

This was one of the first special edition Ducati's. It was sold on line only and all 300 were gone within 24 hours. They also offered a limited edition jacket that was sold only at the time of purchase and never offered elsewhere. On the jacket is a replica of the number plate from the tank and the same "Foggy Eyes" theme. Each jacket has a serial number and I've heard that they sold about 175. I didn't purchase the jacket when I bought the bike because the extra $500 was more than I wanted to spend. While touring the Ducati museum in Bologne, I saw the jacket on display and told the tour guide I regretted not purchasing it when I bought the Monster. She told me that I was looking at jacket #1 and it had been worn by Carl Fogarty during the photo shoot for the MS4 Foggy. They were changing the display next week and, with a little coaxing, agreed to sell me the jacket. So I bought it and is has never been warn. It's in new condition and included in the sale of the bike. Also included is the t-shirt Carl Fogarty wore in the photo shoot.

No trades, please. Feel free to call for more information 443-386-6170
And I'm sure he has documentation to back up this story... [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mojo S2R on October 01, 2010, 01:28:25 AM
'02 Foggy on ebay with a BIN of $13,750 with an interesting story...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Foggy-Monster-rare-jacket-shirt-custom-billet-/290479599864?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43a1eef0f8 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Foggy-Monster-rare-jacket-shirt-custom-billet-/290479599864?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43a1eef0f8)And I'm sure he has documentation to back up this story... [roll]
Hah. 

Apparently he has been trying to sell that bike since 2008: http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/monsters-sale/187075-2002-ducati-foggy-monster-102-300-street-track-996cc-s-extras.html (http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/monsters-sale/187075-2002-ducati-foggy-monster-102-300-street-track-996cc-s-extras.html)

Kelley Blue Says it's not nearly worth what he is asking for:  http://www.kbb.com/motorcycle/retail/2002/ducati/ms4-monster-s4-fogarty/67191 (http://www.kbb.com/motorcycle/retail/2002/ducati/ms4-monster-s4-fogarty/67191)

An actual collector wouldn't pay that much as he has all those mods on it.  If he puts it back to stock he may get a little bit more than bluebook value because of the jacket, shirt, etc.  -  if he can prove the validity of his story.  [roll]  If the story were true a true collector would want something like that to be unmodified.

I started researching because I had never seen a Foggy with some of the mods that he had made (specifically the headlight and a few other custom billet parts).  I think he would do better to put it to stock and sell all the extra bits separately.  I'm no expert so what do I know.  That's just my two cents.

Though now that I think about it.  If someone is willing to take the chance of buying it and selling off all those IMO ugly and questionable bits the buyer may actually come out ahead.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on October 01, 2010, 06:21:40 AM
hey, buy yourself a pregnant dogIN 696 for a bargain price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1981066739.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1981066739.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scotzman on October 01, 2010, 08:07:54 AM
hey, buy yourself a pregnant dogIN 696 for a bargain price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1981066739.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1981066739.html)
My 695 must be a 2010 because I have a red key. Sweet!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 01, 2010, 06:47:19 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1984020257.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1984020257.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mojo S2R on October 01, 2010, 09:58:34 PM
Anybody want to buy the frame bits leftover from a tail chop?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Rear-Parts-2005-S2R-Original-Parts-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem2c57c67d92QQitemZ190451187090QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Rear-Parts-2005-S2R-Original-Parts-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem2c57c67d92QQitemZ190451187090QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DrDesmo on October 01, 2010, 09:59:16 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1984020257.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1984020257.html)

 [laugh] "Patent Pending."  [laugh]

Cheers,
Adam


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on October 02, 2010, 08:18:44 AM
Anybody want to buy the frame bits leftover from a tail chop?

...and it's listed as new, unused parts


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mojo on October 02, 2010, 10:17:39 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92)
2007 800 Supersport, 700 miles, listed as new, and an opening bid of $11,500...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on October 02, 2010, 11:25:17 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92)
2007 800 Supersport, 700 miles, listed as new, and an opening bid of $11,500...

Well, at least shipping is included. Funny though, I didn't know shipping would cost me 5k.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on October 02, 2010, 02:21:25 PM
Anybody want to buy the frame bits leftover from a tail chop?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Rear-Parts-2005-S2R-Original-Parts-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem2c57c67d92QQitemZ190451187090QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Rear-Parts-2005-S2R-Original-Parts-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem2c57c67d92QQitemZ190451187090QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories)

You forgot to add "for $60!"

He lists the (basically junk) parts as new, then explains that "These are original parts from the bike. So they were never used." Does that mean that the worn-out original tires on my 696 were new before I replaced them?

I'm almost tempted to ask him to clarify that he really does think a part that had to be removed with a hacksaw is still "new."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on October 02, 2010, 02:26:34 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92)
2007 800 Supersport, 700 miles, listed as new, and an opening bid of $11,500...

Not only listed as "new" with 700 miles, but on its second owner. Wow.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on October 02, 2010, 05:08:21 PM
Not only listed as "new" with 700 miles, but on its second owner. Wow.

...and the 4cc engine.  suhweeeet


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on October 03, 2010, 04:37:09 PM
scam?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html (http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on October 03, 2010, 09:55:13 PM
scam?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html (http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html)

Don't know if it's a scam, but one picture is an older 696 and the other is a newer 796.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on October 04, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
scam?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html (http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html)

I see that the pics are not of the same bike.  But I don't see how this is a scam.  If I wanted to steal a white monster I'd just go find one in a parking lot somewhere.  I don't see the advantage of offering a reward for finding one.  I might be missing a very clever trick, but I don't see it.  Maybe, it is a scam to get your bank account info.  You find a white monster, which is rather common, and they ask for your  account to send you the money.  Would have to be really dumb to fall for that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 06, 2010, 09:40:27 AM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1991928528.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1991928528.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on October 06, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1991928528.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1991928528.html)
(http://headdesk.de/headdesk.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on October 06, 2010, 11:54:22 AM
This guy has been trying to get rid of this since spring. A friend of mine went to look at it, he was unwilling to budge on the $3500 he was asking at the time. He said to him "Do you know what this is? It's a Ducati, you know how much they're worth?"

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1947991222.html (http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1947991222.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on October 07, 2010, 09:10:24 AM
This guy has been trying to get rid of this since spring. A friend of mine went to look at it, he was unwilling to budge on the $3500 he was asking at the time. He said to him "Do you know what this is? It's a Ducati, you know how much they're worth?"

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1947991222.html (http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1947991222.html)

Look again.  He has dropped the price.  I must be missing something.  This seems reasonable.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on October 07, 2010, 09:32:13 AM
Look again.  He has dropped the price.  I must be missing something.  This seems reasonable.

and upped it a bit again
http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1986571745.html (http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1986571745.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on October 07, 2010, 02:45:55 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92)
2007 800 Supersport, 700 miles, listed as new, and an opening bid of $11,500...

Well, he's dropped the price to a mere $10,000 but is still listing it as new with 700 miles and 2 owners and 4cc engine. When I asked him for clarification he told me to keep my opinions to myself unless I was buying...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on October 11, 2010, 06:27:30 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/1999721075.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/1999721075.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on October 11, 2010, 06:29:12 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/1999721075.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/1999721075.html)

Only the flux capacitor is Ducati. ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Porsche Monkey on October 12, 2010, 04:23:21 PM
Wtf
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2001892685.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2001892685.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on October 13, 2010, 05:28:50 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f)

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on October 13, 2010, 07:32:53 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f)

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.
OMG that thing is ugly.  Could be a good bike for Halloween!  It's coming up ya know. 

Here's one from Houston. 
 http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2002504612.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2002504612.html)
This dude is selling a bike in Texas but his pics of the bike are taken in AK, WTF. 

Oh, wait,

it's my ad.   [bang] [bang] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on October 13, 2010, 06:16:42 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f)

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

I've never been able to to figure out why anyone sets a reserve on an eBay auction, then discloses in the listing what the reserve is. Why not just go ahead and set a starting bid?

None of which, of course, explains what evil that bike committed to deserve those skins.

I love that the bidding currently stands at $189.76.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on October 15, 2010, 07:37:11 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f)

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

A guy I work with did something just as bad to his Speed Triple. I literally gasped when he showed it to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Lor on October 16, 2010, 11:03:35 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f)

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

It's the same type of douche that puts 20's on a '69 Camero


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on October 18, 2010, 11:44:48 AM
Not sure if this belongs here, but if anyone needs a square case bevel head 860 for one of their projects,
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-Ducati-Custom-750-frame-860-engine-Nice-VINTAGE-/370445378455?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item564043e397 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-Ducati-Custom-750-frame-860-engine-Nice-VINTAGE-/370445378455?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item564043e397)
this might be a good donor bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on October 19, 2010, 03:59:15 AM
Wtf
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2001892685.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2001892685.html)

wow...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on October 27, 2010, 05:26:29 PM
Apparently this guy doesn't know what "restored" means.  Not even counting the crash, this bike was not restored.

But check this price on a destroyed machine.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1964-Harley-Davidson-Panhead-Duo-Glide-Police-Special-/190459550844?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c58461c7c#v4-38 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1964-Harley-Davidson-Panhead-Duo-Glide-Police-Special-/190459550844?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c58461c7c#v4-38)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on October 28, 2010, 08:15:22 PM
Ebay, but damn....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rideserotta on October 28, 2010, 08:58:53 PM
Ebay, but damn....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b)
Must have priced it in Italian Lira pre-Euro!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mojo S2R on October 28, 2010, 10:03:55 PM
Ebay, but damn....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b)

 :o  Wow!  Didn't realize the Suzuki RM80 was so expensive to maintain.  But hey, it is a two-pack.   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howley on October 29, 2010, 01:36:26 AM
And you do get free domestic shipping


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: psycledelic on October 29, 2010, 03:36:37 AM
Ebay, but damn....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2-Pack-NGK-Spark-Plugs-Suzuki-RM80-M-N-P-91-97-/180533081995?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a089c378b)

but shipping was free.  The mans gotta make a living.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on October 29, 2010, 12:46:05 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2031719034.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2031719034.html)

$5000 for a tacky paint job
$0 in chain lube.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hcomp on October 29, 2010, 08:08:32 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2031719034.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/2031719034.html)

$5000 for a tacky paint job
$0 in chain lube.

Its a show bike, they don't ever need chain lube!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howley on October 30, 2010, 06:09:22 PM
Look at the chicken strips on that thing!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on November 02, 2010, 07:17:10 AM
Nothing crazy about this little beauty:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034164529.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034164529.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on November 02, 2010, 08:17:01 AM
That bike belongs in the "why is someone selling something this beautiful?" thread.  Or the "how could the owner stand to sell this?" thread.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on November 02, 2010, 08:43:33 AM
Nothing crazy about this little beauty:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034164529.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034164529.html)

What a great looking bike, though I bet it runs a bit too loud for my tastes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 02, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
Nothing crazy about this little beauty:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034164529.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034164529.html)
a megaphone exhaust would be nice, IMO.  WANT!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on November 02, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
Eight grand for an S2R800?!?!  With 14K miles???

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034285905.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/2034285905.html)

2007 Ducati Monster S2R 800 for sale. Original owner, regulary serviced and maintained. This bike was tipped over (not crashed) causing the clutch cover damage so it was repaired by welding due to the high replacement cost. In great condition aside from a few scratches on the tank that can probably be buffed out. The bike has 13933 miles most of which are highway commuting miles. Original "high bars" were just replaced with Vortex clip-ons for a more aggressive sport bike riding position. Tail section was just bobbed and a integrated LED turn signal/brake light was installed. CRG folding mirrors were installed and the stock silencers were removed in favor of some custom machined exhaust tips (the Ducati exhaust rumble is wonderful!). Battery is a new Yuasa and the tires are almost new. Bike has LoJack security system. I have a custom titanium exhaust for the track and most of the take off parts including the windscreen/cowl. This bike is a dream on the track and even more fun on the street!! I have too many projects so help me clean out the garage. Make me an offer, I want this thing in the hands of someone who will ride it more than I do.

For that money you could buy this: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/2027284882.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/2027284882.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on November 28, 2010, 09:16:36 AM
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/2082449435.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/2082449435.html)

Ya think?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on November 29, 2010, 10:22:54 AM
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/2082449435.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/2082449435.html)

Ya think?

Never heard of a Zusuki 300.  Must be some rare and valuable bike!  Could this be the virtual Vincent in the barn?






Awe, maybe not  [thumbsdown].  That Vincent is still out there 8)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: csorin on December 01, 2010, 05:33:34 PM
If I could swing it, this would be in my garage:

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/2077914410.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/2077914410.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on December 09, 2010, 12:10:54 PM
This bike has got to be hot.

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2104104639.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2104104639.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on December 09, 2010, 12:12:57 PM
Never knew Duc made a smoker

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2104034404.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2104034404.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on December 09, 2010, 12:28:34 PM
This bike has got to be hot.

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2104104639.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2104104639.html)

Or salvage title?  And I thought Bacon Junquie got a great deal! 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on December 23, 2010, 05:49:51 PM
WOW, just WOW http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2125746757.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/2125746757.html)
if I had that much money and my wife said that she'd be the one out the door, not the bike. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on December 23, 2010, 06:02:40 PM
Shit. The money he spent on that bike could pay for a hell of a divorce lawyer.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on December 23, 2010, 06:11:40 PM
Shit. The money he spent on that bike could pay for a hell of a divorce lawyer.

my thought exactly.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on December 23, 2010, 06:18:35 PM
Thats a sweet RSV4.

Still wondering what was so hard about installing a license plate kit (At 4 hours labor!)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Chucko9-696 on December 23, 2010, 09:09:44 PM
Yea i think ill stay single  [drink]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on December 28, 2010, 06:51:32 AM
http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/2095730279.html (http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/2095730279.html)

this is a 1989 volvo 240 for $4500 with 170k miles


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on December 28, 2010, 09:43:44 AM
I'm still hung up on the Aprilla. Why in the hell would you buy the bike, drop 15 large more into it and then ride it home only to have your wife say you can't have it, sell it! Makes zero sense.

What even makes less sense (and this REALLY pisses me off!!) is why they stuck reflectors on that beautiful carbon fiber front fender!! [laugh] [laugh]

But that is one serious kick ass 'priller!! I'll let him stew a while longer and let his wife get a little more pissed off then I'll offer him $15K! [thumbsup] [moto] ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on December 30, 2010, 05:36:29 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2135557857.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2135557857.html)


Hi. My the bike has about 12k for miles..i bought it for 1900 this past summer, and i have put prob a good 550 into it just in bolts for the fairings, new windshield thats black, hid bulbs, new 100 dollar battery that wont stay charged (the rectifier/regulator is shot, i think its shot anyways , but itd be about 50 bucks on ebay if you choose to go that route and get a new one), but, the battery IS still good. also new on the bike: a new black passenger seat, typical expensive fluids. this bike runs, but you need to keep it kinda choked, only because the carbs NEED to be cleaned for max performance(the previous owner let it sit for a year and a half). the coolant has recently been flushed and holds a good temp. the oil has recently been changed and has a new oil filter also. its all synthetic oil. the motor is ok, but there is a small knock coming from the motor, which my motorcycle mechanic said that its a valve that needs to be adjusted. it only ticks/knocks when you rev it up really high at idle, or when ur riding it at high speeds. in order to get it started, youll have to either jump it with a charger, or push/pop start it. the previous owner also tried to install frame sliders, but the attempt failed because the plastics werent all the way bolted on, so the holes are off by about 1.5 inches. you could always make em bigger and itd be fine. i love my bike, but im just gonna buy a brand new one next year, and just dont have the ambition to fix this one..its an awesome bike!! it has basically a brand new back tire, and an extra front tire will come with the bike too. the front one will need to be changed b4 next spring prob. the brakes i re-bled also, and they grab like perfect. i put the bike in my dads name because ive had too many vehicles in my name this year already. its a clean title, and i just got it back today from the state!! it has 2011 tabs.... i just want back basically what i spent on the bike to begin with. you can call or text my phone anytime. text me if you want some pics of it..my name is matt....507-581-4921...DONT DONT email me because i dont check it very often. its an awesome bike, i love it, and i really hate to see it go honestly. but id rather see someone else riding it and enjoying it. itd be an easy winter project. its a beautiful bike in person. Just lookin at it makes you wanna hop on it and take off on it.. my price is $ 2500 FIRM!! its worth double this in parts if parted out...come summer ill add another 1500 to the price so hurry up and get it !!

---------Would possibly take a trade on an acura or honda, preferrably vtec...and must be a 5 speed. i hate automatics-------

Once again, the issues that need to be fixed:
1. Carbs NEED to be cleaned for full power. theyre just dirty from sitting so long
2. Valve needs to be adjusted, thank god its not a rod or something really bad.
3. Regulator/rectifier will need to be replaced. if you dont know what that is...its basically the alternator for the bike. since its bad, the battery wont stay charged when running

    * Location: Faribault, MN


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on December 30, 2010, 07:34:11 AM
I don't know where to put this and didn't want to make a new thread. So, seems like it could fit here.

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.34792 (http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.34792)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on December 30, 2010, 09:26:55 AM
I don't know where to put this and didn't want to make a new thread. So, seems like it could fit here.

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.34792 (http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.34792)



But will they fit on my '87 Hyundai?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on January 04, 2011, 04:34:24 PM
http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/2095730279.html (http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/2095730279.html)

this is a 1989 volvo 240 for $4500 with 170k miles

*sigh* I gotta get out of this town. 

Marquee I saw on a gun/bow shop last deer season "Frozen deer urine and pepper spray".  Well isn't that just a one stop make the beast with two backsin huntin shop? 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on January 05, 2011, 09:15:15 AM
Quote
Marquee I saw on a gun/bow shop last deer season "Frozen deer urine and pepper spray".  Well isn't that just a one stop make the beast with two backsin huntin shop?

Awesome.  It ain't easy to come by deer urine.  If ya think it ain't a big deal go out in the woods with a plastic cup yourself and see if ya can get some.   ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 05, 2011, 05:48:28 PM
It ain't easy to come by deer urine. 

I swear I saw it at Cabela's.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on January 08, 2011, 06:49:06 PM
I swear I saw it at Cabela's.

But was it FROZEN, dammit!? That's where you accrue the real cost.  It also (apparently) comes with pepper spray.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 10, 2011, 08:02:00 AM
http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/03/31/death-race-porsche-911-on-craigslist/ (http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/03/31/death-race-porsche-911-on-craigslist/)

Related to craigslist...
(http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/3205/21/33010010079_large.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on January 10, 2011, 08:11:21 AM
http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/03/31/death-race-porsche-911-on-craigslist/ (http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/03/31/death-race-porsche-911-on-craigslist/)

Related to craigslist...
(http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/3205/21/33010010079_large.jpg)
 

That will do nicely for dealing with asshat drivers on my commute.  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on January 10, 2011, 03:51:30 PM
I like the angry, squinty headlights.  Car makes a mean face :)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 10, 2011, 04:10:37 PM
I like the angry, squinty headlights.  Car makes a mean face :)

Yeah, but I'm thinking all the armor has had a certain deleterious effect on the power to weight ratio.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on January 17, 2011, 05:54:02 AM
Here's a live one: $4500 for a 2000 Honda CBR600 with none of the original bodywork.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2160130604.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2160130604.html)

CBR 600 F4 Custom - $4500 (Barneveld)
Date: 2011-01-14, 10:48AM CST
Reply to: sale-h2ddu-2160130604@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

For sale is a 2000 CBR 600 F4. Dyno # shows 98 bhp. This bike only has 3200 miles and has been upgraded with the following. Scorpion exhaust, Galfer braided front brake lines, Ohlins steering damper, and Sharkskins body work, custom painted and modified to accommodate turn signals and headlight. Carbon turn signals, chain guard and crank cover and a set of sliders incase you drop it. Bike comes with the stand shown and the original owners manual as well as a full shop manual. Bike currently has a set of Diablo Corsa tires that are barely broken in. The bike is currently set up for solo riding. If you want to go two up you will need to get a replacement tail, I parted out the original bodywork but I still have all the other parts i.e. exhaust foot pegs and so forth. I will be happy to store the bike where it currently resides in my heated shop until the spring if you can't take it now. In the spring you should change the oil and it may need a carb cleaning/adjustment after sitting for the winter. Price is firm.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on January 17, 2011, 05:59:25 AM
Just to mix it up a bit, here's one that could be a really good deal.  I'd call him about it myself, but I have nowhere to put it.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2160998392.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2160998392.html)

DUCATI 1098S BLACK - $11000 (sun prairie)
Date: 2011-01-14, 5:51PM CST
Reply to: sale-nudbf-2160998392@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have an 08 1098s black with red frame for sale. Has 3800 miles on it. Selling it because im trying to buy a house. Bike has a tinted windscreen, race baffled exhaust, gp shift shifter.

It needs a shift knob on the foot shifter. I bought a gp shift shifter off of ebay and the screw fell out of it when I was riding.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 17, 2011, 06:26:16 AM
Here's a live one: $4500 for a 2000 Honda CBR600 with none of the original bodywork.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2160130604.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2160130604.html)

CBR 600 F4 Custom - $4500 (Barneveld)
Date: 2011-01-14, 10:48AM CST
Reply to: sale-h2ddu-2160130604@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

For sale is a 2000 CBR 600 F4. Dyno # shows 98 bhp. This bike only has 3200 miles and has been upgraded with the following. Scorpion exhaust, Galfer braided front brake lines, Ohlins steering damper, and Sharkskins body work, custom painted and modified to accommodate turn signals and headlight. Carbon turn signals, chain guard and crank cover and a set of sliders incase you drop it. Bike comes with the stand shown and the original owners manual as well as a full shop manual. Bike currently has a set of Diablo Corsa tires that are barely broken in. The bike is currently set up for solo riding. If you want to go two up you will need to get a replacement tail, I parted out the original bodywork but I still have all the other parts i.e. exhaust foot pegs and so forth. I will be happy to store the bike where it currently resides in my heated shop until the spring if you can't take it now. In the spring you should change the oil and it may need a carb cleaning/adjustment after sitting for the winter. Price is firm.



lol are the fasteners drilled for racing too?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on January 18, 2011, 07:07:05 AM
A reasonable CBR.  I bet he could be talked down to 2500.  Just comparing to that jackass with the "naked" 600.

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/2166172695.html (http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/2166172695.html)

I am selling a 2000 Honda CBR600F4 in perfect running condition with 29,xxx miles. The plastic has no cracks but has normal scuffs for a bike that is 11 years old. This bike is ready to ride, fresh oil change, new air filter, Michelin tires with low miles. When I bought this bike it had a Second Look fender eliminator kit, flush mount turn signals and tank bra as well as Vance and Hines exhaust. I added a Throttlemeister throttle lock. This is a great bike that has been well maintained! Serious inquires only please! Cash is required for purchase and any ride! Please email me for my contact information and put motorcycle in the subject line so that I can filter spam. Thank you for your interest!



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 20, 2011, 03:44:19 PM
http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/2163251357.html (http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/2163251357.html)

Ducati custom - $8000 (Surfside Beach )
Date: 2011-01-16, 10:55AM EST
Reply to: sale-k8zh9-2163251357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is one of a kind Ducati .
started as aMonster , costum seat, Pipes , swingarm , hardtailed ,
1998 23000 miles .
No bargening

    * Location: Surfside Beach
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3o23l65O15U35P2b1gf29c267f176616bd.jpg)    (http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3p83l95Z25Q35W3b1g9504e89c90e016eb.jpg)
   
PostingID: 2163251357


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 20, 2011, 03:52:04 PM
http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/2163251357.html (http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/2163251357.html)

Ducati custom - $8000 (Surfside Beach )
Date: 2011-01-16, 10:55AM EST
Reply to: sale-k8zh9-2163251357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is one of a kind Ducati .
started as aMonster , costum seat, Pipes , swingarm , hardtailed ,
1998 23000 miles .
No bargening

    * Location: Surfside Beach
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3o23l65O15U35P2b1gf29c267f176616bd.jpg)    (http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3p83l95Z25Q35W3b1g9504e89c90e016eb.jpg)
   
PostingID: 2163251357

"Hardtailed"?  Is that a verb?

"No bargening"?  Does that mean it has never fallen off a barge?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 20, 2011, 03:54:42 PM
It's The South, man.

You're asking for grammar AND spelling?

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Punx Clever on January 20, 2011, 05:38:05 PM
http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/2163251357.html (http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/2163251357.html)

Ducati custom - $8000 (Surfside Beach )
Date: 2011-01-16, 10:55AM EST
Reply to: sale-k8zh9-2163251357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is one of a kind Ducati .
started as aMonster , costum seat, Pipes , swingarm , hardtailed ,
1998 23000 miles .
No bargening

    * Location: Surfside Beach
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(http://images.craigslist.org/3kc3o23l65O15U35P2b1gf29c267f176616bd.jpg)    (http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3p83l95Z25Q35W3b1g9504e89c90e016eb.jpg)
   
PostingID: 2163251357

1) Why in gods name would you want to make a monster a hard tail?
2) Is it just me or does it look like there is a shift linkage going all the way to the front in pic #1?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 20, 2011, 05:42:43 PM
1) No make the beast with two backsing clue.
2) Because there probably is. Props for making a mini-trellis to hold their toe-heel shifter. Between the color and the lack of rear suspension, I hadn't even noticed that. Good eye!  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 20, 2011, 09:57:03 PM
one word



Norm


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 21, 2011, 12:08:23 PM
C'mon, don't be so mean. After all, it's got a costum seat and everything.

okay. be a little mean.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Triple J on January 21, 2011, 12:23:17 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2171724122.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2171724122.html)

2007 Ducati S29 1000 Left and Right Mirrors - $200 (Beacon Hill)
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Date: 2011-01-20, 8:51PM PST
Reply to: sale-tq7ug-2171724122@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Original 2007 Ducati S29 1000 Left and Right Mirrors

These mirrors are in pristine condition, no scratches or nicks anywhere. They are the stock mirrors that come with the bike. I took them off because I bought a custom pair.


Pics show a set of the stock Monster mirrors.

Where to start...WTF is a S29? $200 for the shit stock mirrors?  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: psycledelic on January 21, 2011, 09:36:08 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2171724122.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2171724122.html)

2007 Ducati S29 1000 Left and Right Mirrors - $200 (Beacon Hill)
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Date: 2011-01-20, 8:51PM PST
Reply to: sale-tq7ug-2171724122@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Original 2007 Ducati S29 1000 Left and Right Mirrors

These mirrors are in pristine condition, no scratches or nicks anywhere. They are the stock mirrors that come with the bike. I took them off because I bought a custom pair.


Pics show a set of the stock Monster mirrors.

Where to start...WTF is a S29? $200 for the shit stock mirrors?  [laugh]


Hell, Ducati would want $2000 for a new set.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on January 21, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
Quote
Nice riding road bike. Big on power with 72 horse power from a V-Twin 4 cylinder. Smooth as can be. Keeps up with most anything. Gearing is good. Shaft drive. Liquid cooled. Some minor issues or it's a two thousand dollar bike. Runs great after a good warm up after its been sitting for awhile. Might need rubber depending on your preferences. Call 360-624-2384
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/2165772372.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/2165772372.html)


A V-Twin 4 cylinder! Wow!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on January 22, 2011, 09:03:16 PM
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/2165772372.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/2165772372.html)


A V-Twin 4 cylinder! Wow!

I'm also confused about the: "Some minor issues or it's a two thousand dollar bike. Runs great after a good warm up after its been sitting for awhile" part.  Sounds like a lot of explanation with no punctuation.  Glad I already have my bike.  People like this make craigslist a dangerous place.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Triple J on January 22, 2011, 09:11:31 PM
Hell, Ducati would want $2000 for a new set.

True!  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RVA Duc on January 24, 2011, 05:55:10 PM
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcd/2176878388.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcd/2176878388.html)

no way this is the right price i have to find out


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on January 26, 2011, 08:13:14 PM
Not crazy or anything, but "Coup d'Etat" is for sale again:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/2182256847.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/2182256847.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 26, 2011, 08:35:09 PM
 [laugh]


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2182321256.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2182321256.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: awall41 on January 26, 2011, 11:27:50 PM
Possibly a scam but could be the deal of a life time...

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2182485346.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2182485346.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on January 27, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
^^^Yup, saw that yesterday.  Kinda hinky sounding, right?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on January 27, 2011, 06:47:07 AM
C'mon people, you have to post the whole ad not just a link.  Craigslist regularly cleans up their site of fraudulent postings, often before anyone here gets a chance to behold a dodgy listing in all of its glory.

Having said that, here is the above referenced ad:
Black 2000 Ducati 750 Monster - $1700
Date: 2011-01-26, 10:06PM PST
Reply to: sale-4bwky-2182485346@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is an extremly beutiful 2000 Ducati 750 Monster with 2500 miles. Here is the deal I was going to post on ebay and i'm trying to avoid that for right now. I'm living up in Phoenix Arizona and just wanted to do a little fishing before I list. The bike needs a new battery. The bike has been garaged for the last 7 years and haven't been ridden since who ever owned the bike left it behind when they moved. If you want more pics please feel free to email me. $1700 cash firm Thanks for your time




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on January 27, 2011, 08:58:59 AM
[laugh]


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2182321256.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2182321256.html)

Yeah, that'll buff right out...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on January 27, 2011, 06:21:20 PM
Scarface LOL.

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/2183905364.html (http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/mcy/2183905364.html)

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/Jervisaurus/ScarfaceGSXR.jpg)

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/Jervisaurus/ScarfaceGSXRtop.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on January 28, 2011, 05:43:59 AM
What could possibly go wrong:

madison craigslist > for sale / wanted > motorcycles/scooters - by owner
please flag with care: [?]

miscategorized
prohibited
spam/overpost
best of craigslist
Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
Ducati 900ss + (SC Wisco )
Date: 2011-01-27, 8:18PM CST
Reply to: sale-uw6sj-2184079338@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

~Ducati 900SS + extras
ok..... here it goes.
ugh. my garage is too full. if just building a bigger garage was an option, i'd take it.
so a few rides gotta go. I realized this is a project I won't get to.~

1997 Ducati 900ss trackbike. (street stuff possible)
i bought the bike in its current state, and this is all per the PO, as i never got it on the track.~
-stock suspension
-carbon fiber fender
-aftermarket clipons of unknown mfg
-steel lines
-916 upper
-916 tail
-tank nice
-the harness has been modified, so there is no key, just a toggle. (H&T light plug in there)
-frame modified in rear with extra supports
-would need tires if you're a trackday shredder or racer. just warming up, i'd use them.
-carbs jetted
***the bad- engine popped a belt on the front cylinder 2 owners ago. i bought this from a friend who planned on fixing it, and imagine has too many projects! the motor bent a valve, and broke the valve seat, there is a very slight mark on the top of the piston, but i'd use it. head has some marks from the valve, but again, i think it can be saved as well. it wont come with an exhaust, as i already have a deal worked out with another member here for it.~
***the good- i bought a low mile (8400) 900 monster motor that could be included in the sale.~
so it could be as simple as tossing this motor in, and wheelie on.~
***the bad- the frame has title issues, three owners ago the dude either didnt sign it, or signed it in the wrong place, i dont have it in hand.... since i got it from a friend, i wasnt too worried about it, i could have it in a couple days.~
***the good- i picked up a spare frame, with a good, clean title. it needs to be powdered, painted, whatever.~

i have a box full of spare/good/used ducati items as well. misc bolts, electricals, etc....


i'm not even sure how to price this out, as ther's so many ways a deal could go down.... so i'll price things individually, and say a package deal could be made.~

bike, as is: $1750
900 engine: $550
frame: $400
buy it all, and i'll throw in everything for it i have.~



Interested in trades: Hawk GT, SV650....anything interesting.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on January 28, 2011, 07:46:11 AM
I wonder if LEO should be notified of this "fantastic deal"?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on January 31, 2011, 07:41:20 AM
Somebody buy this bike.  We don't have a 'Someone please buy this beautiful bike to keep it away from squids' thread, so I thought I would post it here:
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2187586438.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2187586438.html)

1975 NORTON 850 COMMANDO - $4500 (Darlington,WI 53530)
Date: 2011-01-29, 8:22PM CST
Reply to: sale-t3gn3-2187586438@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

For sale is my mostly original 1975 NORTON COMMANDO with just over 10k on it and I have a clear title for it.Spring is just around the corner and this old classic is ready to ride the way it is,or you can give it a little face lift for a real head turner.The bike needs very little to be a rider,in fact I put a few miles on her last fall.It runs and rides just fine,but could use paint,mufflers and more cleaning-up.I have had the bike stored for 15 years and last fall was the first time I had it out and got it running.If you are interested in taking a look at the bike,I can be reached at 608-776-8230 but just know that I am FIRM at $4500.00 Thank You,Chuck.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: orangelion03 on January 31, 2011, 08:34:40 AM
^^^  Does Peter Egan know about this?   ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on January 31, 2011, 11:14:16 AM
It could be Peter selling the bike.  He seems to always selling and buying Nortons.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RVA Duc on February 07, 2011, 07:54:35 AM

COWASAKI

http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2200880122.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2200880122.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mojo S2R on February 07, 2011, 08:53:07 AM
I think that one is a joke.  Pretty sure of it as a matter of fact.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RVA Duc on February 07, 2011, 02:47:47 PM
yeah i figured that much ,someone was bored


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RVA Duc on February 21, 2011, 03:38:26 PM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html (http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html)

An accurate ad


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 21, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html (http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html)

An accurate ad

Well, at least it's not one of the new Monsters.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Cloner on February 22, 2011, 07:41:52 AM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html (http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html)

An accurate ad

Just in case it gets scrubbed soon....everybody should see what truth in advertising looks like:

2008 Harley FLHTC Custom Bobfork - $87000 (Las Vegas)

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Date: 2011-02-08, 5:37PM PST
Reply to: sale-zketp-2204523906@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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If you are looking for a chrome plated sub-tech slow no stopping lousy cornering oil leaking louder than Crackatoa motorcycle with black and white tv era technology that you can pay too much for then this bike is for you. This bike will make up for your tiny manhood and eggshell ego and is perfect for that fat-ass tits on the ground tattooed smelly bovine nearly toothless "old lady" you lug around with you every where you go just so you don't have to kiss her goodbye. Now you can show up at biker events and mingle with other beer-aholic losers who play dress up with the black outfits and stupid vests covered in dumb slogan patches and cheesy trinket buttons and pretend like you're a "son of anarchy." This bike has enough chrome on it to blind you on a sunny day and enough money invested in it to keep my kids from having descent shoes or dental care. Why should they be different from Mom and Dad...right? If you buy it this week I'll throw in every other dumb thing I've bought just because it says "Harley" on it. Once you throw a leg over this beauty you can run that movie in your head where you're the big hero and chicks flock around you like flies. Actually those are flies, but your friends will tell you how "bad to the bone" you look and make you feel special and that alone is priceless in a world where you can get a personality from a dealership. So don't wait. Bust out that wallet tethered to you with a dog chain and plop down your kids college tuition and you can fantasize about being a man. This is your chance.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 25, 2011, 04:20:47 AM
This is brilliant...
http://boulder.craigslist.org/cto/2233282640.html (http://boulder.craigslist.org/cto/2233282640.html)

I'm on my iPhone & can't copy / paste this but someone needs to.  (IMO)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on February 25, 2011, 05:41:04 AM
Here it is, it's a winner.

WANTED Audi or minivan? - $7 (Lafayette)
Date: 2011-02-24, 9:06PM MST
Reply to: sale-hvvva-2233282640@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Alright well I want to buy a car and or SUV that Gaga would want. Baller like its about to roll up to the red carpet of the 2011 VMA's. If its a car it has to have 22's if its a SUV it must have bro wheels with nautical stars in the center. I also would not mind driving a mini/conversion vans as long as its older like the ones with the bubble windows and a mural on the sides of any mythical creature. If its a van I have to have a bike rack to fit my bomb ass bmx bike on top. I currently have a Civic but I nailed a sign and the 2x4ft piece of aluminum that said "ONE WAY" totaled it. Damn Hondas, that leads me into my next "bugaboo" I will not buy a HONDA. Any vehicle I want to buy must have a sick stereo system so I can just jam out to Wiz Kelifia since I have been a fan of him since like twelve years before you ever thought you heard of him.

I only have 7 dollars, I can meet you at a park or something to drop off the cash just leave the keys under the floor mat.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on February 25, 2011, 01:55:09 PM
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2224327681.html (http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/2224327681.html)

Bought a stock looking R75/6 to cannibalize for the sidecar project.
But the Harley lookin' Beemer sprang to mind. Glen Bishop
(Thoroughbred Cycles) did the following work about 15K miles ago: top end (valves and guides) which came from an R90/6 (bigger intake valves). He
also did the timing chain, rings, rear main seal, steering head bearings,
tranny seals were renewed and gutted the electrics. He has, as of Feb. 17th, given it a re-newal of fluids and systems check: Greased fittings and bearings, lubed splines, adjusted valves. Ready to ride!

What's modified?
Engine: R90/6 heads, 750cc bored to 800cc, light wristpins, balanced pistons/conn.
rods and lightened flywheel. Luftmeister 2into1 exhaust. Electrics;
stock wiring gutted and relocated inbetween a pair of FatBob split
tanks. I put
AMF/Harley-Davidson tags in place of the engine beemer tags. The headlight is a 5" chrome aftermarket. Ignition key
relocated in the seat lock hole (made a SS housing for it). The
speedo/tach are from a BMW R75/5 and mounted in a Harley instrument bezel on
the tank. Where the key switch should be (on this instrument bezel) is a BMW volt
meter. The wheels are from a /5 (more chrome) as well as the toaster
battery tins (not repops). Forks are from a 74 R60/6, they are made for the drum brakes not the disc which was standard for 750cc and up displacement models. The subframe is
cut off (and braced) behind the funky tractor seat (imported from
Germany along with the drag bars, /2 barend turn signals)...
Luftmeister hidden spring chrome (oh, yeah baby!!) sidestand. There's
more to this story but you gotta call for it. Footpegs are chrome &
raised rubber rib aftermarkets (matching the grips). The fenders:
Harley. Except for the engine housing all the rest is hand polished
aluminum. And an National Cycle Flyscreen (for absolutely no
protection just bling)! Color: blue. It had 72k when it was rebuilt at
Thoroughbred's. Over 15k on it since. It first ran during HD's 100th
anniversary. Not a daily driver but revs freely and shifts smooth! This bike is unique and made to ride well. Is is 10 out of 10? Its not a parking lot queen! I can
email pics. Was (partially) seen in the BMWON's taillight page. I'm open to suggestions for price. But I'm not suggestable. Neither am I suggesting that $8000.00 is the selling price.
Aaron at:
262-nine4nine-8765

    * Location: SE Wisconsin
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

image 2224327681-0    image 2224327681-1


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RVA Duc on February 26, 2011, 04:22:04 PM
WILL TRADE AND IPOD TOUCH AND SUM MO STUFF FOR A 3 WHEELER (VICTORIA VA)

LOOKING FOR A 200 OR HIGHER 3 OR 4 WHEELER TO TRADE I HAVE AND 8GB IPOD TOUCH AND A GAMO BIG 1200 PELLET GUN THT I PAID 179 FOR. HIT ME UP ON WHT U GOT

i wish i had a 3 wheeler sounds like a great trade


Title: Gucci SBK
Post by: caboteria on March 02, 2011, 07:01:20 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/2243395901.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/2243395901.html)

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.


Title: Re: Gucci SBK
Post by: Goat_Herder on March 02, 2011, 10:50:42 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/2243395901.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/2243395901.html)

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

O... M... F... G...


Title: Re: Gucci SBK
Post by: zarn02 on March 02, 2011, 11:05:14 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/2243395901.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/2243395901.html)

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

I've seen worse.

Not that many, mind you...

But worse exist.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bladecutter on March 03, 2011, 07:13:44 AM
Just so that we can immortalize it forever:

Ducati 996 "SHOW BIKE" -real ad! - $14500 (Boston)

2001 Ducati 996

Color/Body:
Twilight Black w/ Silver Gucci print. Front & Passenger Gucci seats. Carbon fiber rims, mirrors, tank guard, fornt & rear fenders, chains guards and air intakes

Chasis:
Ohlins suspension & BST carbon fiber rims.

Engine:
V2 Cams, Ducati performance flywheel, Termignoni carbon fiber exhaust system, FLM programmable chip & BMC air filter.

Chrome:
Frame, Sub- Frame, Swing Arms, Forks, Peg Assembly, Grips, Brake Calipers, etc.

Others:
HID Lights & Strobes, LED Lighting, LED remote & Carbon fiber ram air tubes.

The first pic shows the bike in a "SPEEDFREAK" Calendar for the month of January

Any other questions feel free to ask... SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

(http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3mf3ob5V05P65X3b321855b90b27dc16e4.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3p33l95W25X25S4b32cd194c4a44411b14.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3nf3pb3od5O55P35S0b328cb94379091c118e.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n43m53l55O65Z05U1b32d995a87e8f14152e.jpg)


Even the rear stand got that stupid looking Gucci print on it.
How whacked in the head must you be to go that far?

And that right there is why I leave my bikes stock, for the most part.
I don't want to wind up on a Twinkie, Ho-Ho, and Welch's Grape Soda bender, and think that's a great friggin' idea to do to one of my bikes.

BC.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 03, 2011, 07:35:31 AM
Vanilla Ice called.... he wants his bike back


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: speedknot on March 04, 2011, 04:14:39 PM
New brand of chinese Kawasaki

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/2241547497.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/2241547497.html)

It was spelled wrong twice so it pretty much rules out typo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on March 13, 2011, 11:34:28 AM
http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2248409900.html (http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2248409900.html)

2009 696 with a few upgrades (CRG levers, a few carbon bits, etc. He even lists tires and a chain) listed at $10,000, which is more than my wife paid for hers brand new.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on March 13, 2011, 12:09:22 PM
http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2248409900.html (http://hartford.craigslist.org/mcy/2248409900.html)

2009 696 with a few upgrades (CRG levers, a few carbon bits, etc. He even lists tires and a chain) listed at $10,000, which is more than my wife paid for hers brand new.

All those stuff easily puts the bike at over $10k to actually build. But it wont pay for the 2nd hand crack smoke that you get when you try to sell a bike for that much!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on March 19, 2011, 04:35:18 PM
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/2274782336.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/2274782336.html)


1972 Honda 600 Coupe - $2500 (Stoughton)

Date: 2011-03-19, 3:40PM CDT
Reply to: sale-97ubj-2274782336@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1972 Honda 600 AZ600 coupe.

History of car:

Purchased in 1989 by me when I was in high school from someone who brought it to the midwest from California. I drove it for a couple summers while in high school then put it in storage in 1991 before heading off to college. 20 years later and it is time for this thing to be on the streets again.

Condition of the car:

This is a solid car, many of these rusted away over the years, especially ones that found there way to the midwest. There is some old bodywork on the rocker panels that will need to be redone, but all of the important areas are solid; floorboards, wheel wells, engine bay where the motor mounts are (this is an area these rusted away). All of the glass is there and no chips/cracks. The dashboard is solid without cracks that are common when these sit out in the sun. The headliner is complete with the overhead console. There is 56,000 miles on the car. It drove when I parked it, but I have not tried to even turn the motor over since rolling it out of storage. Before attempting this I would be replacing the oil and letting oil sit on the top of the pistons for a while to help lube things up. The carberator still moves freely, which is a good sign. The seats are complete, and the drivers seat has some tears in it, but the rear and passenger seat are in pretty good condition.

What it is like to drive one of these:

Well, to start off, you have 36 horsepower at your beck and call! No, not 136, and not 360, but a full on heartstopping 36. Magazine tests showed this thing could go 75 mph top speed. Thats 10mph FASTER than you can leagally drive in Wisconsin. Zero to 60, yep it does that too, 26 seconds flat! I like to think about it this way, this thing is so fast it can do the quarter mile in less time than it takes to get to 60mph. How many "supercars" do you see that while they may be able to get to 60 in about 4 seconds, take as much as 9 to 10 seconds to get through a quarter mile. This thing can get to the quarter mile about 6 seconds faster than it can get to 60mph. In all seriousness, it is a blast to drive. Being only about 1300 pounds, it is like driving a go cart. The motor actually pulls out pretty quick (considering) in first and second gear, hit 35 mph and grab third gear, yeah that's where it pretty much falls on its face. But put it on a tight little road and you can actually zip around having a pretty good time. Keep in mind, a "tight little road" appears twice as wide to this thing compared to "normal" sized cars. Speaking of the size of the car, it is super small but at 6' I actually fit in it just fine. You feel very intimindated driving it around though, all those people looking down at you from their ginormous Toyota Siennas and Honda Odysseys is really scary. Its best to avoid an accident in this thing, I would guess you would fare about as well as a cyclist. Long story short; its slow, its a death trap, and it will turn heads everywhere you take it.

What's next for this car:

This is not a parts car, but it is more than a weekend's worth of work to get it looking good and on the road. With minor bodywork skills, some basic mechanical aptitude, and the time for it, this car will be back on the road turning more heads than it did in the late 80s. Someone is going to have a blast with this thing, which is why I am torn about selling it. But, seeing that I have given up trying to find time for it I believe it is best for it to go.

My price is firm, I am required to attempt to sell this car (yes, I am married). I know enough about these to know this is a fair price for what it is, and know that they are getting rarer every year. You can go buy a restored one for a lot more or an incomplete pile of rusted parts for $1000. If you are interested let me know, I can share more photos or you can come take a look at it. You can email me or call me at 608-345-4834

Thanks,

Rob

PLEASE PUT "HONDA 600" IN ANY EMAIL ABOUT THIS CAR SO I CAN SCRUB OUT SPAMMERS.

Civic Accord Prelude Del Sol Acura S2000 Antique Vintage CVCC Auburn Cord Duesenburg Packard Cadillac Ford Chevy Mazda Miata Pontiac Lincoln Mercury Bicycle Bike mustang camaro cummins charger challenger

Location: Stoughton
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   
   
PostingID: 2274782336


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rideserotta on March 20, 2011, 07:11:12 PM
Uhhh... Cash and a gun for a bike...?

http://greenville.craigslist.org/mcy/2276829629.html (http://greenville.craigslist.org/mcy/2276829629.html)

I WANT A CROTCHROCKET!!!!!!! (BURNSVLLE,NC)

I HAVE ABOUT $2000 CASH AND A TAURAS .357 MAGNUM FOR A CROTCHRCKET. I WANT A CBR, GSXR, R6,R1, DUCATI, TRIUMPH, NINJA, BUELL MUST BE BETWEEN A 600CC AND 1000CC THAT RUNS AND LOOKS GOOD. EMAIL ME WITH PICS AND DETAILS.THE NEWER THE BETTER


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 22, 2011, 12:25:56 PM
truth in advertising


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2280205632.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2280205632.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on March 22, 2011, 12:45:28 PM
Uhhh... Cash and a gun for a bike...?

Lol, I actually gave cash, a gun, and a TV for mine  [moto]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on March 22, 2011, 03:05:51 PM
truth in advertising


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2280205632.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2280205632.html)

Well, likely as not that describes the color.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on March 26, 2011, 03:57:58 PM
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2288488813.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2288488813.html)
Quote
2008 HARLEY DAVIDSON FAT BOY SOFTAIL PROJECT BIKE. THIS IS A BURN JOB PURCHASED FROM AN INSURANCE COMPANY. *** CLEAN TITLE *** WITH MATCHING VIN ON TITLE, ENGINE CASES AND NECK. ROLLING CHASSIS. CALL FOR MORE INFO. *** 847-815-9426 *** $3900.00 FIRM ***
(http://images.craigslist.org/3m13pe3oc5Q05W35P3b3qd03dd925315d19c0.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3nf3k63la5O35Y15Q3b3qf79bbed10ce31555.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n73k23md5V05Q65P1b3q6a75e08bfeb8186f.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3o53l65Z35U35S1b3qcd77b486f47a1c0a.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Enzoman on March 27, 2011, 07:46:03 AM
That should buff right out, and a steal at $3900 ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on March 27, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
I suppose you can call that a "rolling chassis" as long as it is still on the dolly.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Enzoman on March 27, 2011, 11:37:49 AM
Looks like it caught fire while on the dolly. I think the only one besides the bike that is gonna get a "burn job" is the one who buys it..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on March 27, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Great selling point, all the "vin" numbers match, even the one on the melted engine case.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Heath on March 28, 2011, 04:45:07 AM
"clean title" ya nothing sketching going on there..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on April 04, 2011, 07:13:55 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2303398769.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2303398769.html)
is this really what a 2003 800 dark is worth?

"
2003 Ducati Monster 800 s.i.e Perfect condition. Only 4600 miles. Includes all keys, code card and red key. Never dropped or in an accident. Has custom fender eliminator, Bars, Bar end mirrors, and full TERMIGNONI exhaust system including new air filter, fuel management control and twin carbon fiber slip-on's (Best system you can buy for this bike!). The Ducati 800 is a very rare bike and is not for a first time rider. I have all original parts and rear Pit Bull Rear tire stand. Tires are 90%, New tires last year. No trades, No scammers, In Person Cash Sale Only, TITLE IN HAND, $5500 obo."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 04, 2011, 12:12:53 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2303398769.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2303398769.html)
is this really what a 2003 800 dark is worth?

"
2003 Ducati Monster 800 s.i.e Perfect condition. Only 4600 miles. Includes all keys, code card and red key. Never dropped or in an accident. Has custom fender eliminator, Bars, Bar end mirrors, and full TERMIGNONI exhaust system including new air filter, fuel management control and twin carbon fiber slip-on's (Best system you can buy for this bike!). The Ducati 800 is a very rare bike and is not for a first time rider. I have all original parts and rear Pit Bull Rear tire stand. Tires are 90%, New tires last year. No trades, No scammers, In Person Cash Sale Only, TITLE IN HAND, $5500 obo."

this means that i can sell my wrecked '02 750 for at least $2500 right?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on April 04, 2011, 02:52:23 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2303398769.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2303398769.html)
is this really what a 2003 800 dark is worth?

"
That's about $1.5k -$2K high, but it does look well kept, and has all the original parts.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on April 04, 2011, 06:50:58 PM
$200 for a crashed helmet   [thumbsdown]


"Black XR-1100 Shoei helmet (minor scratches) - $200 (Medford)

Date: 2011-03-23, 11:08PM PDT
Reply to: see below

Used Shoei helmet, size (L). Basically, I found it in the house I moved into, and it's too large for my head. It looks as if the previous owner may have crashed because there are a few scrapes, but nothing that makes it unusable. It is still a decent helmet; I have gone riding with it 4 or 5 times, and have had no problem with it. The market price is ~$675-649 for it. Obviously since it is used, I am just asking the best offer for it, in it's condition."




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on April 05, 2011, 02:23:01 AM
Nothing really wrong with the bike, but since it comes with "hot rod crack" I thought it should go up. 95 Honda CR 125 - $1200 (Middletown)

Date: 2011-04-05, 1:57AM EDT
Reply to: sale-esk6s-2306136863@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a 95 CR 125 fully restored. This bike has all the extra's, pro-circuit forks and exhaust, steahly stator, hot rod crack, BRAND NEW top end including head piston rings ect, excel wheels, dominator bars, all new brake throttle and clutch lines, new clutch and throttle lever, rebuilt carb, new air filter, fully fuel system and lines, NEW clutch plates and levers, all new seals. Bike starts very first kick every time and runs like new. I have sank $800.00 in the restoration alone. Serious inquires only, this is an old bike but is like new and do research, this is the old 6 speed bullet proof engine that's highly sought after. Will run with any new 125 or 4-stroke in its class. Im moving and would like to sell. Adam 797-1204

NO SPAM

Location: Middletown
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 07, 2011, 02:14:28 PM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2308458848.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2308458848.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucatiTorrey on April 07, 2011, 03:40:09 PM
so this isn't craigslist, but please tell me i'm reading this right. He is a crack addict right?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-696-MONSTER-PAZZO-PRE-LOAD-PRELOAD-ADJUSTERS-/300444657457?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item45f3e5a731 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DUCATI-696-MONSTER-PAZZO-PRE-LOAD-PRELOAD-ADJUSTERS-/300444657457?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item45f3e5a731)

didn't know the 696 had preload.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jarvicious on April 07, 2011, 04:42:08 PM
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2308458848.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2308458848.html)

Sooo, either he has the year wrong or the model wrong, right?  I thought the last year they did the 620 was 04.  Maybe that's a 695 Dark?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on April 07, 2011, 04:46:28 PM
The 620 went up to 2006.  That's my exact bike he has listed only for about 2K to high.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on April 14, 2011, 12:14:08 PM
Speaking of M620, here's one on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-MONSTER-2005-DUCATI-MONSTER-620-/370501778912?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item5643a07de0 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-MONSTER-2005-DUCATI-MONSTER-620-/370501778912?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item5643a07de0)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on April 14, 2011, 12:28:28 PM
Why do people do what they do to bikes? I'm tempted to email and get pictures of the "iced out emblems".

------------------------------------------------------------

http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/2315921797.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/2315921797.html)


2001 with only 8,000 miles. This bike was babied. 1st place at numerous bikeshows/ carshows. custom apple candy paint. chromed everything. sprocket upgrade, filter, termignoni pipes, custom clutch, hid headlights, red remote leds, strobelights, custom seat, iced out emblems, reflectivechrome rims. one of a kind guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go. well over 16,000 invested. no time to ride too busy. custom reflective helmet $500.00 (978) 804-8278 martin

(http://images.craigslist.org/3m83pf3le5U25P45R3b49750f097c62da185e.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3m73p53oa5Y45U35S3b492673215f14171115.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n23od3lf5X25S55R3b491a5d95d97f5917e7.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3kf3m05Z35P45R1b4943472a0d5abc101e.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on April 18, 2011, 09:30:13 AM
Foggy for sale in Maine. Looks like a sweet bike.
http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2277729109.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2277729109.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: thought on April 18, 2011, 11:40:27 AM
for $3000 more than a new 2011 696, you can get a 3 yr old one with 9000 miles that makes more power than a m1100evo!


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
09' Ducati M696 - $11500 (Ridgefield CT)
Date: 2011-04-18, 12:53PM EDT
Reply to: sale-kc6rj-2332411698@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Mint condition, never dropped!! 09' MATTE BLACK RARE COLOR Ducati Monster 696, 9Kmiles... new brakes, and tires... Werks fender eliminator tail kit, Termi carbon fiber tail pipes, ducati carbon fiber heat gaurds, upgraded ducati touring seat (a lot more comfy) with red stitching, upgraded ECU with a tune, and valve job for more of that aggressive Ducati sound and performance 700cc making 100hp!!! Coded chip key makes starting with out key impossible (just like ferrari), optional silencers for the tailpipes go from very quiet to VERY loud as you wish! All paper work, dealer serviced, ONE OWNER
Serious Inquiries ONLY... I'm only "considering" selling it so no low ballers!
Thanks!
-Matt

P.S. Black car not included!! ;)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3nd3m33pd5Y15P55S4b4i2522393904cc1cba.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3n13kd3p25V55Q45S1b4ia779a8dac5ec195b.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: thought on April 18, 2011, 11:43:21 AM
omg, i had to post this one too... from the pic, it seems to have had a house fall on it... haha

evidently, the wicked witch of the east was on her monster when dorothy fell on her.

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DUCATI MONSTER 99 - $2500 (glendale)
Date: 2011-04-17, 11:18PM EDT
Reply to: sale-uqntj-2331535190@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

HI, I HAVE A DUCATI MONSTER with only 4800 miles needs some work 646 431 4122

    Location: glendale
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(http://images.craigslist.org/3kf3m03l85O15Q35X2b4h5e7e772fc28e130f.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 18, 2011, 01:55:02 PM
omg, i had to post this one too... from the pic, it seems to have had a house fall on it... haha

evidently, the wicked witch of the east was on her monster when dorothy fell on her.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DUCATI MONSTER 99 - $2500 (glendale)
Date: 2011-04-17, 11:18PM EDT
Reply to: sale-uqntj-2331535190@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

HI, I HAVE A DUCATI MONSTER with only 4800 miles needs some work 646 431 4122

    Location: glendale
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(http://images.craigslist.org/3kf3m03l85O15Q35X2b4h5e7e772fc28e130f.jpg)

Is the black car not included with this one either?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 18, 2011, 01:58:07 PM
Why do people do what they do to bikes? I'm tempted to email and get pictures of the "iced out emblems".

------------------------------------------------------------

...This bike was babied. 1st place at numerous bikeshows/ carshows. custom apple candy paint. chromed everything. sprocket upgrade, filter, termignoni pipes, custom clutch, hid headlights, red remote leds, strobelights, custom seat, iced out emblems, reflectivechrome rims. one of a kind guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go...


It's true.  Heads usually turn before they  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Privateer on April 18, 2011, 05:34:05 PM
not a duc but I laughed at this one today

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2331352263.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2331352263.html)

For Sale: 2001 GSXR-750 with custom paint, new tires, new chain and sprockets, original owner with a clean title. Please do not send email questions that I have to answer due to scammers. Please email me your number if you are seriously interested in buying the bike. I am the original owner and have maintained the bike on a regular basis. The chain is red and the frame sliders are carbon fiber. 33,300 miles

(http://images.craigslist.org/3md3oe3l85Y15Q05S6b4h8f46ad8580e11953.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/3k73o33p15V65W25S3b4he9981f6261301e25.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3k63o83l75Z65W35R4b4h4b8ed7df4f6e1e45.jpg)



all that time to meticulously maintain and customize your bike, and you can't take 5 minutes to take a couple pictures when the sun is out?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on April 18, 2011, 06:40:09 PM
all that time to meticulously maintain and customize your bike, and you can't take 5 minutes to take a couple pictures when the sun is out?

Don't ask me this shit, you make the beast with two backsing scammer!

If you were legit, you'd email me you number so I could call you and tell you how amazing this bike is. pregnant dog.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on April 20, 2011, 06:45:40 AM
Hayabusa, love them or hate them, this seems like a lot of effort to make a bike unable to turn a corner.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2336180002.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2336180002.html)

2003 HAYABUSA

11,000 MILES
TONS OF WORK PUT IN TO THIS BIKE
CALL ME IF INTERESTED IN A TRADE OR PURCHASE

House of Kolors Dark Pearl Red with air brushed logos
-Puig custom double bubble windscreen that matches paint
-P M R Euro switch ( that enables you to start bike with light off to avoid burning out HID )
-HID
-Tires have more than 90% life
-Polished wheels
-Carbon fiber front fender
-Under tail kit
- LED brake lights
-Pazzo brake and clutch adjustable billet levers
-Woodcraft stator cover
-Braided front and rear brake lines
-EBC front and rear brake pads
-ABM wave rotors front and rear
-Braided clutch line
-Custom tailored leather seats with stitched logos
-Rizoma Italian racing rear sets
-HMF exhaust
-Street billet triple tree cover 1" lowered
-Street billet 8" over swingarm extensions
-Soupy's adjustable lowering links
-Brand new fork seals
-Custom license plate bracket
-Comes with passenger seat and cowl
-Comes with power commander .
-Bike is geared two up rear


269-290-6363 CALL ME!!!! 269-290-6363

    * Location: MADISON
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ahks on April 20, 2011, 07:10:43 AM
Hayabusa, love them or hate them, this seems like a lot of effort to make a bike unable to turn a corner.

Hey... that 5' swingarm can turn corners... just as well as my buddy's dodge ram!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on April 20, 2011, 02:08:09 PM
http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2330121568.html (http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2330121568.html)


ducati 996 1999,red - $8000 (c-ville)

99 duck, 9,500 miles, fbf risers, quick change rear sprocket, racing airbox, fbf chip,130 hp ,very clean and taken care of ,never raced new clutch and basket,just serviced , 2 stands ,shop manual,carbon fiber everywhere $16,000 invested must sell please no scammers Call Ron @ 484-886-5271


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on April 20, 2011, 07:46:49 PM
please no scammers Call Ron @ 484-886-5271

So a scammer says to himself: "I am going to call this guy and scam him! Oh wait, he said PLEASE don't, I better not."




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 04, 2011, 04:39:28 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2360799628.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2360799628.html)

Supercharged 1999 Harley Sportster 883 body w/ S&S 1200 kit - $5100 (Madison, WI)
Date: 2011-05-03, 4:51PM CDT
Reply to: sale-chqyh-2360799628@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
25k miles on this Black Betty!

This bike supercharged with extreme power, and is LOUD! Feels like your arms are being ripped from the sockets when you accelerate and shift! This is not a sissy bike. You need to have serious balls to ride it.

Custom paint is graphite black. Has a bobbed rear fender, new tank medalions and mini ape Z style bars.

* S&S conversion kit includes S&S barrels, heads, pistons
* S&S Super E carb kit with teardrop air cleaner cover
* S&S Performance Exhaust, wrapped headers
* Forward controls
* Double Corbin seat with chrome sissy bar
* Includes Owner's manual!
New add-ons in November 2010:
--Brand new black diamond braided throttle cable ($150)
--Custom lighting: lowered bullet turn signals ($250) and tail light, LED bolts on license plate ($50)
--Flame mirrors ($70), skull gas cap ($30), sissy bar, “Live to ride” cover
--New tank medallions with HD emblem ($65)

In November 2010, bike was Tuned by a certified S&S tech, Tuned up, carb cleaned, upper gaskets replaced, pushrods replaced, new battery, new air filter, new brake pads by S&S Certified Mechanic shop (Slaughter Motorsports, Madison, WI). Oil filter and oil changed in April 2011. Tires are nearly new. Spent $1350 at the shop getting it fixed up.

I'm selling it (only for a good offer) because although this bike is special, I just got my license and I would like to trade to a newer, smaller engine bike until I get more riding time under my belt.

The girl doesn't come with the bike - it was in a photo shoot.

You must have a M class license to test drive with ID that matches. Serious buyers only.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: avizpls on May 04, 2011, 09:34:17 AM
Not sure I see the problem here. Reasonable price..... not my style bike, but hey!  [moto] and let  [moto]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on May 04, 2011, 01:05:33 PM
Not sure I see the problem here. Reasonable price..... not my style bike, but hey!  [moto] and let  [moto]

I can't be sure, but I suspect the crack-related aspect was going through all this stuff then revealing the seller had just gotten a moto license for this bike that they said requires serious balls to ride.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on May 04, 2011, 06:29:11 PM
Not sure I see the problem here. Reasonable price..... not my style bike, but hey!  [moto] and let  [moto]

Well, for one, the bike is decidedly NOT supercharged.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on May 05, 2011, 01:36:01 AM
louisville craigslist > for sale / wanted > motorcycles/scooters - by owner
please flag with care: [?]

miscategorized

prohibited

spam/overpost

best of craigslist

Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
MY RENTAL HOUSE FOR YOUR MOTORCYCLE (PORTLAND/WEST)

Date: 2011-05-04, 11:16PM EDT
Reply to: sale-8m6pr-2363316383@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2613 SLEVIN ST 40212 TRADE MY RENTAL HOUSE FOR A BIKE . GOOD STRONG HOUSE TWO BEDROOM . GETTING OUT OF THE THE BIZ LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE . GOOD DEED. NO TEXT OR EMAILS. PICS ON REQUEST OR SHOWING CALL ME AT 502.690.1120

Location: PORTLAND/WEST
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brix821 on May 05, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
this is soooo awesome!
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2365047021.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2365047021.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on May 05, 2011, 09:25:33 PM
What the Hell is BACU?

Blood Alcohol Content Unreal?





[bacon]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on May 16, 2011, 08:43:52 AM
Is a Crouch Rocket similar to a Pit bike?

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/2382072585.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/2382072585.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 17, 2011, 01:45:20 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2387040048.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2387040048.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 18, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2387040048.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2387040048.html)

so why are you selling it bp?  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 02, 2011, 05:47:40 PM
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2381288862.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2381288862.html)

that's a pricey moto :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on June 02, 2011, 06:10:26 PM
How do we know that's carbon fiber bodywork as the ad says? ??? The pics don't show it for sure.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 02, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
"...Ducati Performance clutch kit & cylanoid."

Cylly cylanoid.

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Greg on June 02, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2381288862.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2381288862.html)

that's a pricey moto :o


Dunno what a cylanoid is, but it sure sounds exotic  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on June 13, 2011, 12:19:21 PM
This one is pretty good....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2437582595.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2437582595.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: corey on June 15, 2011, 09:16:49 AM
This one is pretty good....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2437582595.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2437582595.html)

LOLZ. $1500 for some PIECES of a stock S*R exhaust.
I think i got MAYBE $200 total for mine, INCLUDING shipping.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 27, 2011, 08:09:08 AM
Reading is fundamental

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2464827775.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/2464827775.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on June 27, 2011, 08:30:13 AM
That's a good one!! [laugh] Wonder if he knows the brand of bike he rides? [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on July 07, 2011, 04:13:37 AM
Locking to trade my 1999 heisman trophy helmet Ron Dayne (janesville wisconsin)
Date: 2011-07-07, 6:26AM CDT
Reply to: sale-bnzw7-2481331630@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Locking to trade my 1999 heisman trophy mini helmet Ron Dayne autographed with pictur for a motorcyle


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on July 14, 2011, 01:17:44 PM
Know any good lawyer jokes?  Here is an ad from one.

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2494276862.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2494276862.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: CDawg on July 14, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
hahaha!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on July 14, 2011, 06:51:56 PM
Know any good lawyer jokes?  Here is an ad from one.

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2494276862.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2494276862.html)

Yep, "This posting has been flagged for removal" is absolutely hilarious.

Why not cut and paste the actual ad so it can be enjoyed later?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on July 15, 2011, 05:14:02 AM
Sorry, I was going to take your advice and cut and paste the ad but it is now gone.  My bad.  It was a good one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on July 16, 2011, 11:18:34 AM
Okay, it's eBay, not Craigslist, but still...

Starting bid of $500.00?  Really?

$475.00 maybe, but $500.00?

[/sarcasm]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on July 16, 2011, 01:37:00 PM
Okay, it's eBay, not Craigslist, but still...

Starting bid of $500.00?  Really?

$475.00 maybe, but $500.00?

[/sarcasm]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1)

I don't see anything that is usable there.  Wonder what the scrap yard would give for it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on July 16, 2011, 03:12:32 PM
Okay, it's eBay, not Craigslist, but still...

Starting bid of $500.00?  Really?

$475.00 maybe, but $500.00?

[/sarcasm]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1)


did you see the pic with the 2nd burned out motorcycle in the back?  he's got TWO of those gems.  it's too bad he's practically giving them away at that price.

Edit****  my bad.  check his other listings.  he's actually selling 5 burned out harleys. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gregrnel on July 26, 2011, 07:50:22 PM
I think this is kinda a cracky price.....

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2514894149.html (http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2514894149.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: CromoMann on July 29, 2011, 09:38:17 PM
I don't see anything that is usable there.  Wonder what the scrap yard would give for it?

I think this is kinda a cracky price.....

Given the high price demanded for a fully-fuzed HD paperweight - a few grand for a bike that runs doesn't seem so bad
 [coffee]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on August 04, 2011, 05:26:26 AM
This must be a misprint.  http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2529253933.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2529253933.html)
$135K for a 1955 panhead chopper.  That is just insane!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on August 04, 2011, 06:16:47 AM
This must be a misprint.  http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2529253933.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2529253933.html)
$135K for a 1955 panhead chopper.  That is just insane!
Maybe 1 to many 0? 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nikkimonster on August 04, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
original ROBO COP movie quote, " i'd buy that for a dollar"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on August 05, 2011, 04:49:11 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2530164119.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2530164119.html)

68 triumph digger - $6000 (sauk city )
Date: 2011-08-04, 3:30PM CDT
Reply to: sale-g9u9n-2530164119@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i have had this bike for 13 years and in that time it has got a one off frame, aftermarket springer front end and a 750 big bore with zero miles on the whole eng rebulid, it also has a joe hunt mag. i keep puting this poor bike on the back burner and doing other stuff. so i guess i will let this bike go to someone that wants to ride it and have one hell of a good time blowing away harleys. give me a call at 608 963 7949 or e-mail, with any ?. i may trade this bike so let me know what you have, but i am kinda looking for a pre 66 bug or a 4x4 ford ranger. but cash is best. there is no other bike like this out there and it is set up to be like the california diggers of the early 60's. back when you ride down to the track race all day and ride home. thanks for looking

    Location: sauk city
 

The description of what has been done to this triumph are bad enough but the pictures are heartbreaking.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on August 05, 2011, 05:31:21 AM
There aught to be law against doing that to an old classic.  That is just awful.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: avizpls on August 05, 2011, 05:51:04 AM
location: suck city.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on August 05, 2011, 06:57:26 PM
i was born in Sauk. 

and i think that bike could be pretty cool when completed. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on August 11, 2011, 01:53:56 PM
This one looks to be complete stock except for the tank - it's missing the Ducati logos but has the S2R off-center strip.  Weird.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2531822720.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2531822720.html)

Quote
2006 Ducati 620 Monster Dark - $6500 (Lawrenceville)
 
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Date: 2011-08-09, 10:16PM EDT
 Reply to: sale-rxwva-2531822720@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a 2006 Ducati 620 Monster Dark. This is the last of the 620 Monsters and has become a cult classic. The bike is in great condition. has been kept in a garage and has only been driven for 40 miles since purchased. As you can see from the pictures, the bike is very clean and there are no scratches. L-twin motor. A new battery is required; other than that, the bike is in running condition. Willing to negotiate on price. A motorcycle stand and 2 helmets are included.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on August 11, 2011, 03:14:51 PM
This one looks to be complete stock except for the tank - it's missing the Ducati logos but has the S2R off-center strip.  Weird.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2531822720.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2531822720.html)

And its about $2200 too expensive for a five year old bike w/40 miles that will need new belts and a service. Its been sitting for 5 years with no action, even if its been in the garage.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 12, 2011, 06:28:33 AM
take $1500 off for such a miserable paint job and ruining a classic
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AJ on August 12, 2011, 06:44:51 AM
take $1500 off for such a miserable paint job and ruining a classic
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html)

Ahhh shit my eyes!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: OneWheelDrive on August 12, 2011, 11:07:08 AM
"2001 duacti 996
clean title
27kmi
runs pretty good
serviced at buds recntly
512-709-7205"

Duacti??? [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on August 12, 2011, 01:01:47 PM
"runs pretty good"?? Not exactly an impressive comment to make when you are trying to sell a 996 with a God awful make the beast with two backsed up flame paint job. [roll] Isn't that paint job a felony crime in Texas?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brackstone on August 12, 2011, 01:49:41 PM
take $1500 off for such a miserable paint job and ruining a classic
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html)

My god, can we burn it with fire? Or since it's made of fire will the paint job just get stronger and uglier?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 12, 2011, 02:34:36 PM
"runs pretty good"?? Not exactly an impressive comment to make when you are trying to sell a 996 with a God awful make the beast with two backsed up flame paint job. [roll] Isn't that paint job a felony crime in Texas?
yes.  after all, 8 have gone to the chair this year so far.......more to come.  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: aaronb on August 12, 2011, 03:03:12 PM
umm that's a jeff gordon themed ducati.  wow. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on August 15, 2011, 06:30:37 PM
Dood...

Add stars and you've got Nate's bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on August 16, 2011, 09:09:03 AM
Isn't that paint job a felony crime in Texas?

In Austin, who'd even notice?  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 17, 2011, 04:12:42 PM
Another one smoking crack
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2504702402.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2504702402.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on August 17, 2011, 06:10:47 PM
Another one smoking crack
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2504702402.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2504702402.html)
Ducati 1098S Exhaust - $750 (Dallas, Texas)
 
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Date: 2011-07-20, 5:27PM CDT
 Reply to: sale-wyr5h-2504702402@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Brand new Stock Exhaust for Ducati 1098S; never used; had swapped at shop for Termignoni before p/u; complete system with ECU;


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on August 18, 2011, 08:41:27 AM
Another one for the  'that'll buff right out files':
Antique Ariel Motorcycle, call Dave for details or to set up a time to take a look! 608-235-3618.

seriously, this one might be a good deal, but it doesn't need a lot of work, it needs all the work.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2552951222.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2552951222.html)





Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brix821 on August 20, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
i present to you
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on August 21, 2011, 03:03:07 AM
i present to you
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html)


Is it even possible to get more quiet than stock.   ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zarn02 on August 21, 2011, 12:24:02 PM
Is it even possible to get more quiet than stock.   ???

I believe what he's saying is that he both doesn't like the look of them and doesn't want a quiet bike. He wants a louder bike.

His phrasing could use some work.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on August 21, 2011, 12:50:11 PM
I believe what he's saying is that he both doesn't like the look of them and doesn't want a quiet bike. He wants a louder bike.

His phrasing could use some work.

Doh  [bang] [bang]

Read that wrong. To my credit it was 4 o'clock in the morning.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on August 21, 2011, 01:22:34 PM
To your credit, it was written poorly.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on August 21, 2011, 06:54:37 PM
<snip> it was written poorly.

On Craigslist?

Shocking!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: live2ride on August 23, 2011, 03:54:16 PM
i present to you
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html)


i don't have $300 cash but i have a check for $1600 i can send him.  i would only ask he wire the remaining balance back to me.  i'm sure he will be ok with that since i am a nigerian prince.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on August 24, 2011, 10:41:12 AM
http://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/2562976970.html (http://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/2562976970.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 24, 2011, 05:39:21 PM
Holy shyatt


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AJ on August 24, 2011, 05:44:25 PM
http://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/2562976970.html (http://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/2562976970.html)


[laugh]  [laugh]

For posterity:

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DUCATI MONSTER 696 2011 - $12500
Date: 2011-08-23,  9:30PM PDT
Reply to: sale-gxkay-2562976970@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ducati Monster 696 2011 for sale!!!!
One of a kind motorcycle with a custom made paint job. For more info please call...
------------------------------------------


The "custom paint job" appears to be done by a kid with a marker.  Hard to tell though, the pics were outsourced to IZ...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mojo S2R on August 24, 2011, 05:48:28 PM

The "custom paint job" appears to be done by a kid with a marker.  Hard to tell though, the pics were outsourced to IZ...


 [laugh]  And here I thought they were Ducati Monster 696 Aftermarket Skins.


Title: Rooster Helmet
Post by: The ModFather on August 27, 2011, 04:49:47 AM
I had to share this one why would you do this to a Shoei helmet?   [laugh]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2567918614.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2567918614.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2011, 06:22:47 AM
Found this in my local CL:

Ducati 860GT
http://asheville.craigslist.org/mcy/2568230861.html (http://asheville.craigslist.org/mcy/2568230861.html)

JM


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: BackMarker on August 31, 2011, 12:18:00 PM
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2575531135.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2575531135.html) -

Ducati S2R 1000 Built To Desmo Spec - $11000


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Punx Clever on August 31, 2011, 01:07:02 PM
Quote
Ducati S2R 1000 Built To Desmo Spec - $11000 (Oregon)


This bike has over $8,000 put into it, including... 355mm, 14.1 inches Full Big Brake Brembo Kit (stainless steel lines, calipers, rotors, pads, master cylinder, housing, levers) up-front. 255mm, 10 inches Big Brake Brembo Kit (stainless steel lines, calipers, rotors, pads, master cylinder, housing) in back. Carbon Fiber tank, (painted to look oem) Carbon fiber front fender, Forged aluminum Marchesini designed Brembo Wheels, BRAND NEW Pirelli Diablo CorsaIII tires, 848 single sided swing arm, Ohlins rear suspension, Showa Front suspension, Certified Ducati performance 520 chain and sprocket swap, Speedy moto open belt covers powder coated magnesium engine housing, Integrated LED tail light/turn signals with flash stop technology, Rizoma Dynamic mirrors Dealer tail chop, high temp Ferraci belts, All bolts have been swapped out for light weight stainless steel bolts, Nicholas Light-weight flywheel, Carbon Fiber Zard dual exhaust with catalytic converter delete, all emission and housing has removed, power commander tunes and re-mapped in the ball park of 130brhp/105ftlbstorque. Also considerable weight has been shed. MUCH MUCH MORE!!! YOU HAVE TO SEE, IT IS THE MEANEST AND BEST LOOKING NAKED BIKE OUT THERE. OH YEAH PIT BULL STAND FRONT AND REAR AND ONLY 2559K MILES ON IT!!! WAIT TILL YOU HEAR IT!!!


Dealer Specs: General information
Model: Ducati Monster S2R 1000
Year: 2007
Category: Naked bike
Displacement: 992.00 ccm (60.53 cubic inches)
Engine type: L2, four-stroke
Power: 103.87 HP (68.5 kW)) @ 8000 RPM
Torque: 94.10 Nm (9.6 kgf-m or 79.4 ft.lbs) @ 9600 RPM
Compression: 10.0:1
Fuel system: Injection. Marelli electronic fuel injection, 45 mm throttle body
Fuel control: Desmodromic valve control
Dry weight: 178.0 kg (372.4 pounds)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3p33oc3l05Q15U25R6b8vf8b5f364e65d14cb.jpg)
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(http://images.craigslist.org/3nb3pd3oa5O25S65R2b8v162151357cd91fa5.jpg)


Carbon tank painted to match OEM... ok, maybee... but why? Seems fishy especially with the rest to follow.
Forged Aluminum wheels? Right... those look like the stockers.
848 swing arm? Nope. Stock s2r.
Powder-coated magnesium engine housing... maybee the sides are the mag pieces... but again, why? Seems fishy.
130 hp? Bwuahahahaha.  Last I checked it took crank, rods, pistons, cylinders, heads, cams, and ECU to hit 110-120 on a ds1000.  130 from a Power commander? The guys a joker!
Then in specs... 103 bhp... righhhht.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Wingwalker on September 10, 2011, 08:44:51 AM
Pitbull Stan is the brains of the operation.  Not a bad price if you consider the exchange rate on "Dallors"

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/mcy/2519875924.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/mcy/2519875924.html)


CROTHCROCKET/PITBULL STAN - $100 (GOODYEAR)
Date: 2011-08-21, 9:12PM MST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
I HAVE A PITBULL STAN FOR A SPORTBIKE/CROTHCROCKET IN PERFECT WORKING CONDTION I AM ASKING 100.00 DALLORS FOR PLEASE CALL 623-932-4421 THANKS/ PLEASE NO E-MAILS ZX-6 ZX-7 ZX-9 ZX-10 ZX-11 ZX-12 ZX-14 SUZUKI DUCATI YAMAHA KAWASAKI HONDA TRIUMPH 500 929 954 919 748 848 1098 1198 KATANA CBR GSXR R1 R6 NINJA 250R

    * Location: GOODYEAR
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 10, 2011, 09:18:52 AM
I can't wait to pick that up for my Croth Crocket!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on September 10, 2011, 10:43:33 AM
Yep, henceforth my preferred term will be "CROTHCROCKET".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on September 10, 2011, 10:51:48 AM
Yep, henceforth my preferred term will be "CROTHCROCKET".

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on September 10, 2011, 02:40:58 PM
Yep, henceforth my preferred term will be "CROTHCROCKET".

Croth Crocket is a guy.  Here's a pic of him with Pitbull Stan...

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Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on September 10, 2011, 06:02:10 PM
Croth Crocket is a guy.  Here's a pic of him with Pitbull Stan...

I did some Googling, and you're wrong. C. Roth was Davey's cousin, and Stan was his dog.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: toodlepip on September 10, 2011, 06:14:18 PM
Carbon tank painted to match OEM... ok, maybee... but why? Seems fishy especially with the rest to follow.
Forged Aluminum wheels? Right... those look like the stockers.
848 swing arm? Nope. Stock s2r.
Powder-coated magnesium engine housing... maybee the sides are the mag pieces... but again, why? Seems fishy.
130 hp? Bwuahahahaha.  Last I checked it took crank, rods, pistons, cylinders, heads, cams, and ECU to hit 110-120 on a ds1000.  130 from a Power commander? The guys a joker!
Then in specs... 103 bhp... righhhht.

and I think it's an 800....looks like a wet clutch.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 14, 2011, 05:09:38 AM

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2597530878.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2597530878.html)

ninja kauasaky 2008 - $3000
Date: 2011-09-13, 8:52PM CDT
Reply to: sale-kd3up-2597530878@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi im sellim my motorcycle its in very good condicion its a fast motorcycle and im selling because i dont need it anymore the year is 2008 1150 miles if u are interested please give me a call at 608-395-5624 ull ove the bike

    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on September 14, 2011, 06:22:33 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2597530878.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2597530878.html)

ninja kauasaky 2008 - $3000
Date: 2011-09-13, 8:52PM CDT
Reply to: sale-kd3up-2597530878@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi im sellim my motorcycle its in very good condicion its a fast motorcycle and im selling because i dont need it anymore the year is 2008 1150 miles if u are interested please give me a call at 608-395-5624 ull ove the bike

    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Somebody HAS to contact this guys and see if he really is that illiterate, or just drunk when he posted.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on September 14, 2011, 06:41:22 AM
Somebody HAS to contact this guys and see if he really is that illiterate, or just drunk when he posted.



I see lots of poorly written ads.  Could it be our education system?  I don't intend to get political, but ya gotta have skills to survive in the 21st century.   


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on September 14, 2011, 07:26:18 AM
I see lots of poorly written ads.  Could it be our education system?  I don't intend to get political, but ya gotta have skills to survive in the 21st century.  
Have you been outside lately?
The stupid people seem to be doing just fine and doing their best to take over the world.

*fixed


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on September 14, 2011, 08:33:30 AM
doing there best

Are we being ironic?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on September 14, 2011, 08:43:11 AM
LOL Nope.
Not exactly ironic just a stupid mistake by one of the stupid people trying to take over the world.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on September 14, 2011, 09:35:20 AM
I think I need a Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The ModFather on September 25, 2011, 03:06:05 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2616916618.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2616916618.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 25, 2011, 05:59:12 PM
This is a pretty cool bike but should it be billed as a Ducati 999 cafe?  To me, it's false advertising since it has a S2R 2V engine.  Also, does the seat seem really high to you?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/2616044667.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/2616044667.html)
Quote
2004 ducati 999 cafe fighter - $10 (charlotte, nc)
 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2011-09-24, 10:51PM EDT
 Reply to: sale-az3m6-2616044667@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I have decided to sell my custom ducati cafe racer. Bike is truly one-of-a-kind. You will absolutely not see another motorcycle like this. it is a true neck-breaker and a blast in the twisties. Clean/clear NC title (titled as an '04 ducati 999). Bike is a quick and has tons of torque.

SERIOUS INQUIRES EMAIL FOR SPECS
and on and on....
 since the frame/tank and motor are different models, there are separate keys for both.

not really looking to trade unless it's for a ducati 848, 1098 or maybe '08+ cbr1000RR or vtwin bobber. open to offers but not into chrome nor stretched bikes. please do not bother contacting me, and wasting both your time and mine, unless you are extremely serious about purchasing/trading. i do not have to sell this motorcycle. also have pictures of the build process. price is 10k obo.

thanks.

(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/toc30/999Cafe.jpg)

(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/toc30/999Cafe2.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on September 25, 2011, 06:48:37 PM
I get what you're saying, but it's built on a 999 frame, which means that's what the insurance is going to reflect. Better that a prospective buyer know up front.

As for the seat: Compared to a Monster, yes. Compared to a superbike? No, not really.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on September 26, 2011, 01:48:32 AM
This is a pretty cool bike but should it be billed as a Ducati 999 cafe?  To me, it's false advertising since it has a S2R 2V engine.  Also, does the seat seem really high to you?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/2616044667.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/2616044667.html)

That's one of Bexton Moto's bikes. He's a member here and has a couple of build threads. Here's the thread for that bike...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=47648.msg867662#msg867662 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=47648.msg867662#msg867662)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on September 26, 2011, 09:03:04 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2616916618.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2616916618.html)



just wanted to post this one...i want a monstor. i also wonder why people type in all caps. that's lazier than me not using caps at all.  [laugh]

Quote
2006 DUCATI MONSTOR 620 - $4500 (ST CHARLES)

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Date: 2011-09-25, 3:04PM CDT
Reply to: sale-ywyg6-2616916618@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I JUST DONT RIDE IT ANYMORE. I RODE IT 3 TIMES THIS YR. I HAVE ABOUT 6 OR 7 THOUSAND MILES ON IT ITS ALWAYS SERVICED AT DEALER FOR CHAIN AND OIL. BIKE IS EXCELLENT CONDITION.
NO LOW BALLERS DONT BOTHER SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY PLEASE



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on September 26, 2011, 06:27:40 PM
http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html (http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html)

Color / Body: Twilight Black with Silver Gucci print. Front and passenger Gucci seats.Carbon fiber rims, mirrors, tank guard, front and rear fenders, chain guards and air intakes.
COMES WITH STOCK YELLOW PLASTICS (incl. in price)
Chasis: Ohlins suspension and BST carbon fiber rims
Engine: V2 Cams, Ducati performance flywheel, Termignoni carbon fiber full exhaust system, FLM programmable chip and BMC air filter
Chrome: Frame, Sub-Frame, Swing Arms, Forks, Peg Assembly, Grips, Brake Calipers, etc.
Other: HID Lights and strobes, LED lighting, LED remote and carbon fiber ram air tubes.
Roughly 36,000 miles
This bike has been featured @ various DUB car / bike shows and in many bike magazines for it's unique look.
Looking for a quick sale... $5,000 or b/o. Viewing on the weekends only. Currently being stored in Danvers, Ma. Will show on weekdays for SERIOUS buyer.
E-Mail ~> MeganSL @ yahoo.com
Call / Text ~> 774-353-7652

Location: Cape Cod, Ma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   
http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html (http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html)
   


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on September 26, 2011, 06:31:19 PM
Money can't buy taste.

At least it's been ridden. Let's hope it's been serviced.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on September 26, 2011, 06:39:19 PM
Money can't buy taste.

At least it's been ridden. Let's hope it's been serviced.

What do you mean it's got a Gucci paint job, chrome, and LED's. If that's not taste I don't know what is. ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on September 26, 2011, 07:05:55 PM
We should start a thread....."people who need their head examined"
God I hate to see that shit


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on September 26, 2011, 07:24:29 PM
Dood... it's Cape Cod.

It's Boston's version of Long Island, which is New York City's version of the Jersey Shore.

At least it comes with yellow skins so someone mostly un-make the beast with two backs it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 27, 2011, 04:41:59 AM
Click through for pictures. 
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2618623468.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2618623468.html)


1972 750cc Motoguzzi chopper - $2200 (watertown)
Date: 2011-09-26, 2:36PM CDT
Reply to: sale-zhrbp-2618623468@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
1972 750cc MotoGuzzi California Ambassador chopper. Asking $2,200 or best offer. Last chance before I put it away for the winter and modify and repaint it, at which point it will no longer be up for sale. Will consider a fairly decent pick up truck. Sale of this chopper ends on October 16th 2011. I can be reached Monday-Thursday from 10am-2pm. Friday-Sunday 10am-10pm Serious inquires only please! Call me ( Donny ) at: 262-989-8404.

    Location: watertown
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mEaty30 on September 29, 2011, 06:58:55 AM
http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html (http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html)

Color / Body: Twilight Black with Silver Gucci print. Front and passenger Gucci seats.Carbon fiber rims, mirrors, tank guard, front and rear fenders, chain guards and air intakes.
COMES WITH STOCK YELLOW PLASTICS (incl. in price)
Chasis: Ohlins suspension and BST carbon fiber rims
Engine: V2 Cams, Ducati performance flywheel, Termignoni carbon fiber full exhaust system, FLM programmable chip and BMC air filter
Chrome: Frame, Sub-Frame, Swing Arms, Forks, Peg Assembly, Grips, Brake Calipers, etc.
Other: HID Lights and strobes, LED lighting, LED remote and carbon fiber ram air tubes.
Roughly 36,000 miles
This bike has been featured @ various DUB car / bike shows and in many bike magazines for it's unique look.
Looking for a quick sale... $5,000 or b/o. Viewing on the weekends only. Currently being stored in Danvers, Ma. Will show on weekdays for SERIOUS buyer.
E-Mail ~> MeganSL @ yahoo.com
Call / Text ~> 774-353-7652

Location: Cape Cod, Ma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   
http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html (http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html)
   


I had heard stories of this bike existing. Who would have known someone could be so disrespectful to the image. ouch.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on October 01, 2011, 05:32:30 PM
If a clown rides a bike, this would be it  [bang].  The graphic is so epic I had to save a copy just so it will live on.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2601520208.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2601520208.html)
Quote
2006 HONDA REPSOL CBR600RR - $8800 (Woodstock)
 
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Date: 2011-09-16, 10:39AM EDT
 Reply to: sale-jx28q-2601520208@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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2006 HONDA REPSOL CBR600RR $8800 Rossi tribute... way to many extras to list... 350+ LED's, NOS, alarm, Sayno GPS w rear view camera, hot bodies, Second Look seat covers, Micron Slip-on, Soupy's lowering links, SuperSrpox, Powder coated frame,swingarm,rear sets, side covers... & there is still more (I'm just too lazy to type it all)
 Gear included with sale... Sidi boots, GP Tech gloves, Axio tail bag, Axio carbon backpack , Miline jackets (2 leather & a textile), Icon TiMax jacket, leather pants, 5 helmets (AGV, Suomy, KBC) & MORE STILL!!! Please call 678-236-7433 as we don't check email regularly. THIS BIKE IS A MUST SEE!!! Complete list of extras is available,,,
(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/toc30/cbr600rr001.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Racer X on October 02, 2011, 06:03:54 AM
If a clown rides a bike, this would be it  [bang].  The graphic is so epic I had to save a copy just so it will live on.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2601520208.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2601520208.html)(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/toc30/cbr600rr001.jpg)

that was a real paint job on a RCV211, prob. back in 2006


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rideserotta on October 06, 2011, 04:47:49 PM
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/2605131111.html (http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/2605131111.html)

I love it... Let me rent your bike... I would rent from the dealer but you need a license and I don't have one... But I've been riding since is was 4!! [laugh]
-------------__
I am a skilled rider looking to rent a motorcycle for the day or weekend. I have been riding since age 4, but currently do not have the time or place to purchase one. I am insured, responsible. I will even help out with maintenance or repairs. money is not an issue, I can leave a deposit if necessary. I have not had the opportunity to acquire a NC Motorcycle license as of yet, so I would first need it to take test. If I can help you out, and you can help me out, please call or email. Do not bother me if your stuff is junk or doesn't work properly. I can rent a brand new Ducati in Charlotte for 400.00 a day, but you must have a Motorcycle license to rent. Wil 704-714-4820


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on November 10, 2011, 05:17:56 AM
1986 susuky intrurer - $1500 (bardstown)

Date: 2011-11-09, 9:50PM EST
Reply to: sale-jq5e4-2694513407@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1986 susuky intrurer i'ts ready to ride mybe ready for front tire title i'ts clean 27668 miles please call 502-777-3720

Location: bardstown
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   
   


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on November 10, 2011, 06:08:37 AM
1986 susuky intrurer - $1500 (bardstown)

Date: 2011-11-09, 9:50PM EST
Reply to: sale-jq5e4-2694513407@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1986 susuky intrurer i'ts ready to ride mybe ready for front tire title i'ts clean 27668 miles please call 502-777-3720

Location: bardstown
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

i wonder if they spelled their phone number correctly.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on November 21, 2011, 09:10:47 AM

Thought this was truly priceless.  ;) http://search.ebay.com/180759678362 (http://search.ebay.com/180759678362)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on November 21, 2011, 09:26:00 AM
Nothing enhances a photograph of a motorcycle more than a model in a bikini fondling an AR-15! [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AdmiralKit on November 21, 2011, 09:38:49 AM
Nothing enhances a photograph of a motorcycle more than a model in a bikini fondling an AR-15! [laugh]

Do the bikini and AR-15 count as safety gear?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on November 21, 2011, 09:42:05 AM
Ahh, Pennsyltucky.

Some of those girls should have been a bit more eager to stand BEHIND the bike.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on November 21, 2011, 12:07:18 PM
I think a camel stepped on this poor model:


(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii44/mhanis-colt/KGrHqRiQE6LCsDS-JBOwGtecrg60_31.jpg)


That probably hurt.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on November 21, 2011, 12:41:07 PM
I'm afraid to ask what that polar bear in the background is gonna do to her.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on November 21, 2011, 12:42:34 PM
probably going to do the same thing some of us here would do given the chance.  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on November 21, 2011, 03:38:14 PM
Some of those girls aren't half bad, but the photographer has no idea how to position them to make a decent picture. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pedro-bot on November 25, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
Anyone want a muster?    [laugh]
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2720072060.html (http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2720072060.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on November 25, 2011, 07:30:27 PM
Wow, that's all butchered, trade a muster for a harly sporster.  Adrian couldn't get that first photo uploaded either.

ducati 1999 muster - $4 (conroe)
Date: 2011-11-25, 2:13PM CST
Reply to: sale-ruaus-2720072060@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
4500 or trade for car or harly sporster call 8322083697/Users/adriandiaz/Desktop/mail.jpeg

(http://images.craigslist.org/5V25X45R33n23mb3pabbp7b4ad985c43f1aa5.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pedro-bot on November 26, 2011, 08:03:48 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2604350472.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2604350472.html)

Not moto related but funny as hell.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rideserotta on November 26, 2011, 11:40:59 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2604350472.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2604350472.html)

Not moto related but funny as hell.

^^  [clap] [laugh] [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howley on November 26, 2011, 02:45:37 PM
Copied for posterity...


Yoga mat for sale. Used once at lunch hour class in December 2009. Usage timeline as follows:

11:45a
Register for hot yoga class. Infinite wisdom tells me to commit to 5 class package and purchase a yoga mat. I pay $89.74. Money well spent, I smugly confirm to myself.

11:55a
Open door to yoga room. A gush of hot dry air rushes through and past me. It smells of breath, sweat and hot. Take spot on floor in back of room next to cute blonde. We will date.

11:57a
I feel the need to be as near to naked as possible. This is a problem because of the hot blonde to my left and our pending courtship. She will not be pleased to learn that I need to lose 30 pounds before I propose to her.

11:58a
The shirt and sweats have to come off. I throw caution to the wind and decide to rely on my wit and conditioning to overcome any weight issues my fiancée may take issue with. This will take a lot of wit and conditioning.

11:59a
Begin small talk with my bride to be. She pretends to ignore me but I know how she can be. I allow her to concentrate and stare straight ahead and continue to pretend that I don't exist. As we finish sharing our special moment, I am suddenly aware of a sweat moustache that has formed below my nose. This must be from the all the whispering between us.

12:00p
Instructor enters the room and ascends her special podium at the front of the room. She is a slight, agitated Chinese woman. She introduces me to the class and everyone turns around to greet me just as I decide to aggressively adjust my penis and testes packed in my Under Armor. My bride is notably unfazed.

12:02p
Since I do have experience with Hot Yoga (4 sessions just 5 short years ago) I fully consider that I may be so outstanding and skilled that my instructor may call me out and ask me to guide the class. My wife will look on with a sparkle in her eye. We will make love after class.

12:10p
It is now up to 95 degrees in the room. We have been practicing deep breathing exercises for the last 8 minutes. This would not be a problem if we were all breathing actual, you know, oxygen. Instead, we are breathing each other's body odor, expelled carbon dioxide and other unmentionables. (Don't worry, I'll mention them later.)

12:26p
It is now 100 degrees and I take notice of the humidity, which is hovering at about 90%. I feel the familiar adorning stare of my bride and decide to look back at her. She appears to be nauseated. I then realize that I forgot to brush my teeth prior to attending this class. We bond.

12:33p
It is now 110 degrees and 95% humidity. I am now balancing on one leg with the other leg crossed over the other. My arms are intertwined and I am squatting. The last time I was in this position was 44 years ago in the womb, but I'm in this for the long haul. My wife looks slightly weathered dripping sweat and her eyeliner is streaming down her face. Well, "for better or worse" is what we committed to so we press on.

12:40p
The overweight Hispanic man two spots over has sweat running down his legs. At least I think its sweat. He is holding every position and has not had a sip of water since we walked in. He is making me look bad and I hate him.

12:44p
I consider that if anyone in this room farted that we would all certainly perish.

12:52p
It is now 140 degrees and 100% humidity. I am covered from head to toe in sweat. There is not a square millimeter on my body that is not slippery and sweaty. I am so slimy that I feel like a sea lion or a maybe sea eel. Not even a bear trap could hold me. The sweat is stinging my eyeballs and I can no longer see.

12:55p
This room stinks of asparagus, cloves, tuna and tacos. There is no food in the room. I realize that this is an amalgamation of the body odors of 30 people in a 140 degree room for the last 55 minutes. Seriously, enough with the asparagus, ok?

1:01p
140 degrees and 130% humidity. Look, pregnant dog, I need my space here so don't get all pissy with me if I accidentally sprayed you with sweat as I flipped over. Seriously, is that where this relationship is going? Get over yourself. We need counseling and she needs to be medicated. Stat!

1:09p
150 degrees and cloudy. And hot. I can no longer move my limbs on my own. I have given up on attempting any of the commands this Chinese chick is yelling out at us. I will lay sedentary until the aid unit arrives. I will buy this building and then have it destroyed.
I lose consciousness.

1:15p
I have a headache and my wife is being a selfish pregnant dog. I can't really breathe. All I can think about is holding a cup worth of hot sand in my mouth. I cannot remember what an ice cube is and cannot remember what snow looks like. I consider that my only escape might be a crab walk across 15 bodies and then out of the room. I am paralyzed, and may never walk again so the whole crab walk thing is pretty much out.

1:17p
I cannot move at all and cannot reach my water. Is breathing voluntary or involuntary? If it's voluntary, I am screwed. I stopped participating in the class 20 minutes ago. Hey, lady! I paid for this frickin class, ok?! You work for me! Stop yelling at everyone and just tell us a story or something. It's like juice and cracker time, ok?

1:20p
It is now 165 degrees and moisture is dripping from the ceiling. The towel that I am laying on is no longer providing any wicking or drying properties. It is actually placing additional sweat on me as I touch it. My towel reeks. I cannot identify the smell but no way can it be from me. Did someone spray some stank on my towel or something?

1:30p
Torture session is over. I wish hateful things upon the instructor. She graciously allows us to stay and 'cool down' in the room. It is 175 degrees. Who cools down in 175 degrees? A Komodo Dragon? My wife has left the room. Probably to throw up.

1:34p
My opportunity to escape has arrived. I roll over to my stomach and press up to my knees. It is warmer as I rise up from ground level - probably by 15 degrees. So let's conservatively say it's 190. I muster my final energy and slowly rise. One foot in front of the other. One foot in front of the other. Towards the door. Towards the door.

1:37p
The temperature in the lobby is 72 degrees. Both nipples stiffen to diamond strength and my penis begins to retract into my abdomen from the 100 degree temp swing. I can once again breathe though so I am pleased. I spot my future ex wife in the lobby. We had such a good thing going but I know that no measure of counseling will be able to unravel the day's turmoil and mental scaring.

1:47p
Arrive at Emerald City Smoothie and proceed to order a 32 oz beverage. 402 calories, 0 fat and 14 grams of protein -- effectively negating any caloric burn or benefit from the last 90 minutes. I finish it in 3 minutes and spend the next 2 hours writing this memoir.

3:47p
Create Craigslist ad while burning final 2 grams of protein from Smoothie and before the "shakes" consume my body.

4:29p
Note to self - check car for missing wet yoga towel in am.



Location: Bellevue
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 29, 2011, 07:45:49 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2727784453.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2727784453.html)

Barely used 2010 Limited Edition Kawasaki Ninja 250 great 4 beginners! - $6000 (Seattle)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2011-11-29, 7:25PM PST
Reply to: sale-fpxyv-2727784453@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I bought this brand new motorcycle last year and barely rode it. Bought it for $8,000 but selling it now for $6,000.

I will include a women's leather jacket and motorcycle boots.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on November 30, 2011, 06:35:44 AM
did she use a Mortgage company to finance that thing?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 30, 2011, 11:03:51 AM
I emailed her but haven't heard back.  I am thinking this is a scam.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on November 30, 2011, 11:11:45 AM
I emailed her but haven't heard back.  I am thinking this is a scam.

Chin up.  The jacket probably wouldn't have fit you anyway.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mookieo2 on January 03, 2012, 12:48:25 PM
LMAO  [clap]

Copied for posterity...


Yoga mat for sale. Used once at lunch hour class in December 2009. Usage timeline as follows:

11:45a
Register for hot yoga class. Infinite wisdom tells me to commit to 5 class package and purchase a yoga mat. I pay $89.74. Money well spent, I smugly confirm to myself.

11:55a
Open door to yoga room. A gush of hot dry air rushes through and past me. It smells of breath, sweat and hot. Take spot on floor in back of room next to cute blonde. We will date.

11:57a
I feel the need to be as near to naked as possible. This is a problem because of the hot blonde to my left and our pending courtship. She will not be pleased to learn that I need to lose 30 pounds before I propose to her.

11:58a
The shirt and sweats have to come off. I throw caution to the wind and decide to rely on my wit and conditioning to overcome any weight issues my fiancée may take issue with. This will take a lot of wit and conditioning.

11:59a
Begin small talk with my bride to be. She pretends to ignore me but I know how she can be. I allow her to concentrate and stare straight ahead and continue to pretend that I don't exist. As we finish sharing our special moment, I am suddenly aware of a sweat moustache that has formed below my nose. This must be from the all the whispering between us.

12:00p
Instructor enters the room and ascends her special podium at the front of the room. She is a slight, agitated Chinese woman. She introduces me to the class and everyone turns around to greet me just as I decide to aggressively adjust my penis and testes packed in my Under Armor. My bride is notably unfazed.

12:02p
Since I do have experience with Hot Yoga (4 sessions just 5 short years ago) I fully consider that I may be so outstanding and skilled that my instructor may call me out and ask me to guide the class. My wife will look on with a sparkle in her eye. We will make love after class.

12:10p
It is now up to 95 degrees in the room. We have been practicing deep breathing exercises for the last 8 minutes. This would not be a problem if we were all breathing actual, you know, oxygen. Instead, we are breathing each other's body odor, expelled carbon dioxide and other unmentionables. (Don't worry, I'll mention them later.)

12:26p
It is now 100 degrees and I take notice of the humidity, which is hovering at about 90%. I feel the familiar adorning stare of my bride and decide to look back at her. She appears to be nauseated. I then realize that I forgot to brush my teeth prior to attending this class. We bond.

12:33p
It is now 110 degrees and 95% humidity. I am now balancing on one leg with the other leg crossed over the other. My arms are intertwined and I am squatting. The last time I was in this position was 44 years ago in the womb, but I'm in this for the long haul. My wife looks slightly weathered dripping sweat and her eyeliner is streaming down her face. Well, "for better or worse" is what we committed to so we press on.

12:40p
The overweight Hispanic man two spots over has sweat running down his legs. At least I think its sweat. He is holding every position and has not had a sip of water since we walked in. He is making me look bad and I hate him.

12:44p
I consider that if anyone in this room farted that we would all certainly perish.

12:52p
It is now 140 degrees and 100% humidity. I am covered from head to toe in sweat. There is not a square millimeter on my body that is not slippery and sweaty. I am so slimy that I feel like a sea lion or a maybe sea eel. Not even a bear trap could hold me. The sweat is stinging my eyeballs and I can no longer see.

12:55p
This room stinks of asparagus, cloves, tuna and tacos. There is no food in the room. I realize that this is an amalgamation of the body odors of 30 people in a 140 degree room for the last 55 minutes. Seriously, enough with the asparagus, ok?

1:01p
140 degrees and 130% humidity. Look, pregnant dog, I need my space here so don't get all pissy with me if I accidentally sprayed you with sweat as I flipped over. Seriously, is that where this relationship is going? Get over yourself. We need counseling and she needs to be medicated. Stat!

1:09p
150 degrees and cloudy. And hot. I can no longer move my limbs on my own. I have given up on attempting any of the commands this Chinese chick is yelling out at us. I will lay sedentary until the aid unit arrives. I will buy this building and then have it destroyed.
I lose consciousness.

1:15p
I have a headache and my wife is being a selfish pregnant dog. I can't really breathe. All I can think about is holding a cup worth of hot sand in my mouth. I cannot remember what an ice cube is and cannot remember what snow looks like. I consider that my only escape might be a crab walk across 15 bodies and then out of the room. I am paralyzed, and may never walk again so the whole crab walk thing is pretty much out.

1:17p
I cannot move at all and cannot reach my water. Is breathing voluntary or involuntary? If it's voluntary, I am screwed. I stopped participating in the class 20 minutes ago. Hey, lady! I paid for this frickin class, ok?! You work for me! Stop yelling at everyone and just tell us a story or something. It's like juice and cracker time, ok?

1:20p
It is now 165 degrees and moisture is dripping from the ceiling. The towel that I am laying on is no longer providing any wicking or drying properties. It is actually placing additional sweat on me as I touch it. My towel reeks. I cannot identify the smell but no way can it be from me. Did someone spray some stank on my towel or something?

1:30p
Torture session is over. I wish hateful things upon the instructor. She graciously allows us to stay and 'cool down' in the room. It is 175 degrees. Who cools down in 175 degrees? A Komodo Dragon? My wife has left the room. Probably to throw up.

1:34p
My opportunity to escape has arrived. I roll over to my stomach and press up to my knees. It is warmer as I rise up from ground level - probably by 15 degrees. So let's conservatively say it's 190. I muster my final energy and slowly rise. One foot in front of the other. One foot in front of the other. Towards the door. Towards the door.

1:37p
The temperature in the lobby is 72 degrees. Both nipples stiffen to diamond strength and my penis begins to retract into my abdomen from the 100 degree temp swing. I can once again breathe though so I am pleased. I spot my future ex wife in the lobby. We had such a good thing going but I know that no measure of counseling will be able to unravel the day's turmoil and mental scaring.

1:47p
Arrive at Emerald City Smoothie and proceed to order a 32 oz beverage. 402 calories, 0 fat and 14 grams of protein -- effectively negating any caloric burn or benefit from the last 90 minutes. I finish it in 3 minutes and spend the next 2 hours writing this memoir.

3:47p
Create Craigslist ad while burning final 2 grams of protein from Smoothie and before the "shakes" consume my body.

4:29p
Note to self - check car for missing wet yoga towel in am.



Location: Bellevue
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 03, 2012, 07:56:57 PM
behold, fully restored with "vintage" paint  :o
http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2721643935.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2721643935.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on January 04, 2012, 07:49:56 PM
behold, fully restored with "vintage" paint  :o
http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2721643935.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2721643935.html)

the way i read that only the seat was restored.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 04, 2012, 08:27:06 PM
He edited his post.   [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 05, 2012, 11:51:36 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/bmw-k100-prototype-bike-32-000-orig-miles-1-first-ever-made-NO-RESERVE-/260926427618?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc06d51e2 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/bmw-k100-prototype-bike-32-000-orig-miles-1-first-ever-made-NO-RESERVE-/260926427618?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc06d51e2)

1985 BMW K100RS on eBay.

I have no idea where to start with this one.  Such a target rich environment.

"i was told this was a prototype bike for this modal k100 it has 2 vin numbers the one with the line threw it is supposable when they where making the prototype bike this one the 3rd one supposably, It got the line threw it and was supposably the 3rd on the production line. i did not research it but im sure by the photo of the vin you bmw guys will figure out if it is true. bike ran when parked in 97 will need carb service and battery, it is off the dmv records has not been registered since 1997, low miles less then 32,000. missing one side cover i lost it, there are a few parts in the pic dont no where they go, im not a mechanic the guy i got the bike off of took them off, any questions call aaron 714 987 0842 and i dont no what year it is i think 85... bike will be sold with bill of sale, ez to register only need a bill of sale and a vin verification from the chp, no back reg"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 05, 2012, 12:01:46 PM
That's not sketchy at all.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TAftonomos on January 07, 2012, 04:51:28 PM
behold, fully restored with "vintage" paint  :o
http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2721643935.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/2721643935.html)

"TRUE" Duals yo.  Not them fake duals yo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on January 08, 2012, 09:26:10 AM
eBay, but still...
$700 for a $100 swingarm that was anodized?   [laugh]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-748-916-996-998-OEM-Swingarm-POLISHED-ANODIZED-GOLD-VERY-RARE-A111-/140657549694?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item20bfd7e17e (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-748-916-996-998-OEM-Swingarm-POLISHED-ANODIZED-GOLD-VERY-RARE-A111-/140657549694?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item20bfd7e17e)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 08, 2012, 02:33:22 PM
but it's "rare"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on January 08, 2012, 06:02:05 PM
Rare? Really? [roll] Maybe if was a carbon fiber swingarm arm. But then again I have a friend in Austin who had a CF s/arm on his 916SPS and it broke. Does that make it rare too? [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 09, 2012, 10:47:40 AM
eBay, but still...
$700 for a $100 swingarm that was anodized?   [laugh]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-748-916-996-998-OEM-Swingarm-POLISHED-ANODIZED-GOLD-VERY-RARE-A111-/140657549694?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item20bfd7e17e (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-748-916-996-998-OEM-Swingarm-POLISHED-ANODIZED-GOLD-VERY-RARE-A111-/140657549694?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item20bfd7e17e)

Only $100.00 for that swing arm.  I would have though it would be worth a bit more than $100.00, but of course, not as much as this guy is asking.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on January 09, 2012, 12:15:50 PM
eBay, but still...
$700 for a $100 swingarm that was anodized?   [laugh]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-748-916-996-998-OEM-Swingarm-POLISHED-ANODIZED-GOLD-VERY-RARE-A111-/140657549694?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item20bfd7e17e (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-748-916-996-998-OEM-Swingarm-POLISHED-ANODIZED-GOLD-VERY-RARE-A111-/140657549694?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&vxp=mtr&hash=item20bfd7e17e)

anodized with real gold maybe?  There's a special market for everything.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 16, 2012, 03:01:50 PM
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2801246971.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2801246971.html)


Ducati Monster S4RS Exhaust System - $495 (Costa Mesa)
Date: 2012-01-15, 11:45AM PST
Reply to: sale-hx9ar-2801246971@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Full OEM Exhaust System ( Termignoni) Monster S4RS

All New condition only $495 / obo

Total cost was over $2,900



I have other parts also.
I can sell separate if you like to.



Pre Silencer part : #'s (57221421C) New Price $1159.99

Upper &Lower Silencer: parts #'s (57310771F & 57310781F) New Price $756.99 Each

2 Pre Silencer Pipes: Part's# (57110961B) New Price $81.99 Each

Silencer Bracket: Part's (57610421A) New Price $72.99

Total cost $ 2,910.94+Tax


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 16, 2012, 05:10:26 PM
OMG.   [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Nero-92 on January 16, 2012, 05:24:55 PM
As I'm from the right side of the pond is the Craig's list a for sale web site and if so do the people that advertise there bikes for sale on this site abuse alcohol or drugs or do they really not wish to sell there bikes for the prices seem a little crazy.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 16, 2012, 05:48:03 PM
Perfect. http://collegestation.craigslist.org/mcy/2794497201.html (http://collegestation.craigslist.org/mcy/2794497201.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on January 16, 2012, 06:11:27 PM
Perfect. http://collegestation.craigslist.org/mcy/2794497201.html (http://collegestation.craigslist.org/mcy/2794497201.html)

 [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on January 16, 2012, 06:41:42 PM
i need that

zombies scare me


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 16, 2012, 06:45:19 PM
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2801246971.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2801246971.html)


Ducati Monster S4RS Exhaust System - $495 (Costa Mesa)
Date: 2012-01-15, 11:45AM PST
Reply to: sale-hx9ar-2801246971@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Full OEM Exhaust System ( Termignoni) Monster S4RS

All New condition only $495 / obo

Total cost was over $2,900



I have other parts also.
I can sell separate if you like to.



Pre Silencer part : #'s (57221421C) New Price $1159.99

Upper &Lower Silencer: parts #'s (57310771F & 57310781F) New Price $756.99 Each

2 Pre Silencer Pipes: Part's# (57110961B) New Price $81.99 Each

Silencer Bracket: Part's (57610421A) New Price $72.99

Total cost $ 2,910.94+Tax


It sure is a god thing no one ever has to buy a stock exhaust from a dealer.   [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on January 16, 2012, 07:04:30 PM
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2801246971.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2801246971.html)


Ducati Monster S4RS Exhaust System - $495 (Costa Mesa)
Date: 2012-01-15, 11:45AM PST
Reply to: sale-hx9ar-2801246971@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Full OEM Exhaust System ( Termignoni) Monster S4RS

All New condition only $495 / obo

Total cost was over $2,900
IF and when I am ready to sell my bike, I will add up all the parts by OEM replacement price.  My bike will be worth $30K and will sell at a bargin basement price $10K!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on January 17, 2012, 06:37:35 PM
Perfect. http://collegestation.craigslist.org/mcy/2794497201.html (http://collegestation.craigslist.org/mcy/2794497201.html)

you might have trouble out running the zombies on a ruckus. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 17, 2012, 07:30:01 PM
Not if you slip in a 70cc kit in there  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on January 17, 2012, 09:26:59 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R800-Dark-Loaded-/290658158717?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43ac93887d (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R800-Dark-Loaded-/290658158717?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43ac93887d)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 18, 2012, 12:47:05 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R800-Dark-Loaded-/290658158717?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43ac93887d (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-S2R800-Dark-Loaded-/290658158717?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43ac93887d)
[laugh] [laugh]

Don't forget to add in the cost of a new tank when it starts to swell.


Quote
- Full Termignoni Carbon Fiber Exhaust System
I still see an udder, seems that would negate the whole "full system" thing.


Quote
The accessories alone for this bike are $7,000 – this bike is in pristine condition.
I'm guessing most of this cost is the DP oil filler plug.  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on January 18, 2012, 07:53:07 AM
I'm guessing most of this cost is the DP oil filler plug.

Hey, man - don't knock the plug.

I had one of those on my 620 and it was what allowed me to get it up to 140mph.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 18, 2012, 11:42:54 AM
Hey, man - don't knock the plug.

I had one of those on my 620 and it was what allowed me to get it up to 140mph.

 [laugh] [laugh]
You sure it wasn't this that made that happen....

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53906.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53906.0)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on January 18, 2012, 12:42:44 PM
[laugh] [laugh]
You sure it wasn't this that made that happen....

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53906.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=53906.0)

That might have worked, too, but I couldn't afford Capirex decals so had to go with the DP high-performance oil plug, some horsepower-enhancing bar-ends, and a titanium bolt kit which not only saved entire grams of weight but vastly improved performance as well.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on January 19, 2012, 06:46:13 AM
That might have worked, too, but I couldn't afford Capirex decals so had to go with the DP high-performance oil plug, some horsepower-enhancing bar-ends, and a titanium bolt kit which not only saved entire grams of weight but vastly improved performance as well.

bolt flex is an often overlooked issue when trying to improve handling...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2012, 06:57:42 AM
Rare? Really? [roll] Maybe if was a carbon fiber swingarm arm. But then again I have a friend in Austin who had a CF s/arm on his 916SPS and it broke. Does that make it rare too? [laugh]

If I poop on it, it will be even rarer.  I have never pooped on a swingarm in my life.  You will have a one of a kind.

(http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/01/triumph_insult_comic_dog.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on January 19, 2012, 07:08:26 AM
I have never pooped on a swingarm in my life.

I'm impressed. I wonder how many of us can honestly say this?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on January 19, 2012, 07:11:24 AM
I'm impressed. I wonder how many of us can honestly say this?

OUT OF CONTEXT!  OUT OF CONTEXT!!  I'm calling the innernet po-leese!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AJ on January 20, 2012, 11:22:31 AM
 [laugh]
Between the urban assault Ruckus, the Capirex decals, and the poopy swingarm, I'm laughing my ass off
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 21, 2012, 09:34:48 AM
can't remember who, but someone was looking for this exhaust.  At the right price it may be worth it.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2769737049.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/2769737049.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 23, 2012, 02:27:14 PM
Ferrari?

edit: saved for future enjoyment

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2811541771.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2811541771.html)

(https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/home/aprilia.png?height=334&width=400)[url]

 (https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/home/aprilia.png)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 23, 2012, 03:16:10 PM
Ferrari?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2811541771.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2811541771.html)


I guess since it's a show bike the potential buyer doesn't have to worry about it starting anyway.   [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 23, 2012, 08:21:41 PM
I guess since it's a show bike the potential buyer doesn't have to worry about it starting anyway.   [roll]

Turning the engine over isn't good enough for ya?

 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 23, 2012, 11:27:01 PM
Turning the engine over isn't good enough for ya?

 ;D

It would be...if only there were more chrome.  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on January 24, 2012, 06:38:29 AM
Turning the engine over isn't good enough for ya?

 ;D

the "WEEK EGO" he tried to turn it over with probably had something to do with it. everyone knows that you must be strong willed with a MONTH EGO to handle the italian bikes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on January 29, 2012, 07:35:55 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2822026100.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2822026100.html)

been down hard on left side.
front end / frame is tweeked.
right steering stop is almost torn off.
cosmetic repairs attempted.
POS sellers (one is a Boeing Aircraft executive!) have no ethics and claim it's in excellent condition.

scumbags.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 29, 2012, 12:14:08 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2822026100.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2822026100.html)

been down hard on left side.
front end / frame is tweeked.
right steering stop is almost torn off.
cosmetic repairs attempted.
POS sellers (one is a Boeing Aircraft executive!) have no ethics and claim it's in excellent condition.

scumbags.

Not sure what desmodromic controls are.  My Monster has the regular levers, twist grip, etc. 

How do you know the backstory on this?  The ad does offer test rides (with deposit).

I take it that the bike went down after these pix were taken.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on January 29, 2012, 02:58:31 PM
I took it for a test drive last summer and the damage was already done.
When I mentioned the attempts at hiding the damages the seller acted like he had no knowledge of it. The whole "gee, that's news to me !" thing.
They re-post it every couple of weeks


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Punx Clever on January 29, 2012, 06:37:29 PM
http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/2823301400.html (http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/2823301400.html)

Quote
IF YOU KNOW WHO DENVER IS.......YOU KNOW THE BIKE.......IF YOU KNOW WHO MONDO IS........YOU KNOW THE BIKE.......IF YOU KNOW WHO FREDDY IS........YOU KNOW THE BIKE.....IF YOU KNOW WHO KUTTY IS.....YOU KNOW THE BIKE.......IF YOU KNOW WHO RIDES THIS BEAST LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL....ITS ....RHINO.....SO IF YOU FEEL LUCKY....BUY IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND......THE PRICE GOES UP IN 10 DAYS....THATS HOW FAST DENVERS BIKES APPRECIATE....................RHINO 831-655-4626 DONT CONTACT ME IF YOUR MIND IS THINKING...HOW MUCH LESS WILL HE TAKE ?.....IT WONT WORK.....THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME AND CHECKING OUT ONE OF THE HOTTEST CHOPPERS ON THE ROAD......THIS IS A CANNERY ROW WHIPLASH WOWING MACHINE.....CASE CLOSED........later!

(http://images.craigslist.org/5Lc5F45M53m23Fe3Nfc1s162424545c6b18ec.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/5Gb5He5J33Kc3Ie3J5c1scc3bb5aa3f5a1c11.jpg)]
(http://images.craigslist.org/5N25Ka5H73L53F43N5c1sf7586771f16612ad.jpg)(http://images.craigslist.org/5Ke5Fb5Mb3na3Gf3J7c1s62ee448548a81ccf.jpg)

$10k


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on January 29, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 29, 2012, 07:23:36 PM
http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/2823301400.html (http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/2823301400.html)


I think I'll call him next week and offer $1500.

What an ugly machine.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 29, 2012, 08:28:54 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream

If you know Denver, Mondo, Freddy, Kutty or Rhino, well, then you'd know!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Punx Clever on January 29, 2012, 09:48:27 PM
I want to meet Rhino... Sounds like a fun guy.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bacon Junkie on January 30, 2012, 04:06:07 AM
he sounds like a mushroom...







 [bacon]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on January 30, 2012, 12:26:58 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream
With the turning radius, I doubt Rhino can get that thing out of his driveway without a couple 3-point turns. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 30, 2012, 12:51:37 PM
With the turning radius, I doubt Rhino can get that thing out of his driveway without a couple 3-point turns. 

NO WAY......HE KEEPS IT RIGHT THERE......RIGHT ON THE BEACH.......SO EVERYONE CAN SAY WOW.......RIGHT AFTER THEY GET WHIPLASH.......WHEN THEY SEE IT......DRIVING DOWN CANNERY ROW.....CASE CLOSED.....later!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AJ on January 30, 2012, 01:24:56 PM
NO WAY......HE KEEPS IT RIGHT THERE......RIGHT ON THE BEACH.......SO EVERYONE CAN SAY WOW.......RIGHT AFTER THEY GET WHIPLASH.......WHEN THEY SEE IT......DRIVING DOWN CANNERY ROW.....CASE CLOSED.....later!

 [laugh]  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on January 30, 2012, 01:36:36 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream

But it makes up for the tight hairpin and driveway issues by being very stable in a straight line. ;) ;D Probably needs a hinge in the middle like one of those articulated buses.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on January 30, 2012, 05:48:36 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream

if by "dream" you mean a proctoscopy accompanied by LSD, then yes..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on January 30, 2012, 06:05:58 PM
mondo?

(http://www.latina.com/files/imagecache/post-large-image/mondo_guerra_latina_fashion_1027_art.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on January 30, 2012, 06:36:13 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream

you know, the sad part of this is that Rhino will probably tell you it does!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on February 09, 2012, 05:57:31 AM
Don't you love finding a horrible, horrible bike and then seeing it again a year or two later for twice the price?

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2842073753.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2842073753.html)




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on February 11, 2012, 10:41:03 AM
what a deal people http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2841846550.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2841846550.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on February 11, 2012, 03:42:11 PM
what a deal people http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2841846550.html (http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2841846550.html)
what a weird tail chop on it   [thumbsdown]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mgrisham on February 11, 2012, 07:22:59 PM
Otherwise simply known as Monter:  http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mcy/2846763627.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mcy/2846763627.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 14, 2012, 08:57:51 AM
Wow, this is a show winner!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-show-winning-HONDA-CBX-1980-USA-BUILT-HULK-theme-bike-6-CYL-6-6-Exhaust-/250994851107?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a70757d23#v4-42 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-show-winning-HONDA-CBX-1980-USA-BUILT-HULK-theme-bike-6-CYL-6-6-Exhaust-/250994851107?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a70757d23#v4-42)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on February 14, 2012, 09:47:21 AM
Dear sweet green and purple baby Jesus.  :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: thought on February 14, 2012, 10:44:19 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/2838933351.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/2838933351.html)

bmw 2011 S1000RR - $19000 (staten island)
Date: 2012-02-07, 9:21AM EST
Reply to: bss9x-2838933351@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Brand new collecter bike, motosport bike has never been riden, was deliver from bmw of manhanttan to my garage in staten island, must sell call me at 347-860-5807 Alfredo


hmm... lets try to sell my totally stock bike for $5000 over msrp...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on February 14, 2012, 12:52:04 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/2838933351.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/2838933351.html)

bmw 2011 S1000RR - $19000 (staten island)

hmm... lets try to sell my totally stock bike for $5000 over msrp...

I just read, somewhere, 0 miles = collector's item.  Alfredo seems like a winner.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on February 16, 2012, 10:34:20 AM
I'm just wondering here what this guy would consider a 'low ball' offer

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html)

Quote
for sale is my 2002 honda rc 51 SP2. its completley stock and in emaculate condition! but ive recently found my slef in need of mone so my loss your gain it only has 2416 miles yes thats right TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN MILES NOT 24 THOUSAND. hence the asking price but make me an offer


KEYWORDS : HONDA, RC51, RVT, RVT1000, 1000CC, SP2, V TWIN, VFR, SUZUKI, TL1000R, TLR, DUCATI, KAWASAKI, ZX-14, NINJA,CBR, GSXR, Ninja, katana, sv1000, sv650, evo, evolution, sti, subaru,


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AJ on February 16, 2012, 11:10:25 AM
I'm just wondering here what this guy would consider a 'low ball' offer

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html)


Wow. He wants $10k...? 

Maybe he meant ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS NOT 10 THOUSAND
 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on February 16, 2012, 12:31:37 PM
My GF put her car up for sale on Craigslist.

First E-mail response from a potential buyer, names changed to protect the ...uhhh... whatever:

Alright, that sounds good. My husband Ken is going to be buying it for me.  Our deal is that he buys the car for me, if I handle the monthly premiums.  I make good money; I know I can afford it, but he still wants to see a basic estimate of the cost before he goes ahead and buys it.

I’m at the office right now, and they limit internet use to internal company websites only.  Would you do a quick favor, and go to Auto Quotes and just run a basic quote for me, so I have something to show him?  I’m local, with no tickets or accidents.  If you could just tell me what the monthly premium is and we’ll come by once I leave work today, if that works for you.

Thanks and look forward to meeting with you!

Barbie

 [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on February 16, 2012, 12:59:02 PM
Barbie

 [roll]

Barbie?  8)

Handled sh*t like that for 40 years! MAN..., am I glad I'm retired!!! ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: fastwin on February 16, 2012, 01:42:16 PM
I'm just wondering here what this guy would consider a 'low ball' offer

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html)


Guess that means my prestine '04 Hayden Rep with Ohlins, Sato and Dan Kyle goodies with the same mileage has to be worth $20K!! [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gr1976 on February 16, 2012, 02:53:25 PM
My GF put her car up for sale on Craigslist.

First E-mail response from a potential buyer, names changed to protect the ...uhhh... whatever:



definitely more crackhead "buyers" than sellers..i use that term loosely....so many times I have been stood up or answered countless stupid questions


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on February 21, 2012, 09:24:16 AM
I wasn't sure if these were 'craigslist deals' or 'crack addicts'

Wave to haters!
(https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/_/rsrc/1329844692912/cl/cl1.png?height=640&width=800)

https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/cl/cl1.png (https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/cl/cl1.png)

Has been used for divorces!
(https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/_/rsrc/1329844697099/cl/cl2.png?height=640&width=800)

https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/cl/cl2.png (https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/cl/cl2.png)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on February 21, 2012, 05:12:29 PM
You would think for a listing that high they would at least include a pic  [roll]

http://chico.craigslist.org/mcy/2807126647.html (http://chico.craigslist.org/mcy/2807126647.html)


1974 Norton Commando. Asking $18,500 OBO. All original, new tires because tires were weathered. Been in storage for the past 30 years. Runs amazing, original mileage 6,472. ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL!!!! Only serious buyers please.

For more info: 530-256-2158 or 530-518-2419 ask for Jay. Westwood, CA


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on February 21, 2012, 09:05:05 PM
You would think for a listing that high they would at least include a pic  [roll]

http://chico.craigslist.org/mcy/2807126647.html (http://chico.craigslist.org/mcy/2807126647.html)


1974 Norton Commando. Asking $18,500 OBO. All original, new tires because tires were weathered. Been in storage for the past 30 years. Runs amazing, original mileage 6,472. ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL!!!! Only serious buyers please.

For more info: 530-256-2158 or 530-518-2419 ask for Jay. Westwood, CA


Clearly that's why they're selling the Norton, they need a camera.... ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on February 23, 2012, 12:57:40 PM
I wasn't sure if these were 'craigslist deals' or 'crack addicts'

Has been used for divorces!

https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/cl/cl2.png (https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/cl/cl2.png)

I kinda want that. I'll say it's a deal. any idea what part of the country it's from? I need to send the link


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on February 23, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
lol, I kinda thought the same thing.  From the area code it's in Hinckley near Chicago, searched that CL but no dice.  Must have found a new home.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on February 27, 2012, 07:50:41 AM
The ad is still up.

Here is the direct link.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/for/2853636867.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/for/2853636867.html)

Do I get a finders fee?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on February 27, 2012, 08:29:11 AM
The ad is still up.

Here is the direct link.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/for/2853636867.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/for/2853636867.html)

Do I get a finders fee?

nope

"This posting has expired.
(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on February 27, 2012, 08:57:33 AM
nope

"This posting has expired.
(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"

I see it just fine

"Ford Bus - $3200 (Hinckley)"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on February 27, 2012, 10:38:35 AM
I see it just fine

"Ford Bus - $3200 (Hinckley)"

boooo.
I am definately pushing to buy this bus for road trips to games.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on February 27, 2012, 11:17:52 AM
The guy's phone number is shown in the image.

But you're right, the ad is 'expired.' I had to clear my cache to confirm.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on March 04, 2012, 06:07:56 PM
http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2850863098.html (http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2850863098.html)

"2007 800cc Ducati Monter with 12,000 miles. Great shape Tergonomi pipes."  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on March 09, 2012, 06:13:41 AM
"...Worth every penny"

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/2891580742.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/2891580742.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucatiWhat! on March 09, 2012, 07:20:07 AM
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/2891811294.html (http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/2891811294.html)

this makes me think!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on March 12, 2012, 04:42:34 AM
Does this sound sketchy as hell or is it just me?

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2883824126.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2883824126.html)

1999 Harley Fat Boy Low Price: - $6999 (Madison)
Date: 2012-03-11, 6:58PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
1999 Harley Fat Boy, Black, under 9000 miles, always stored in heated garage winters. Because of the year, the bike is exempt from mileage.

There is an extra, new batwing fairing with windshield, smoke lowers, dash w/cutouts that has no stereo yet and quick release hardware, for an extra $600, or a good size windshield for $100.

I was going to paint it and keep it, custom art; but, a friend has another bike for me that I want, to do the same. So, I'm selling this one cheap!

This bike was built buy a Harley dealer in Wisconsin - they tell me a Cap. City Harley it was the Sauk Dealer - with the consent of Harley-Davidson. Harley often didn't have enough production, so 3 dealers were ever approved to do this. Therefore it is a Harley-Davidson on the title, with all Harley parts, and an aftermarket frame. Harley, of course, uses "aftermarket" frames, technically. The title does say "Replica" therefore, because they don't get a "Harley" VIN.

I love that fact because Harley caused the tariffs that make import bikes outrageous expensive! AND, I can have a Harley too, without it being a "Harley", and for less! LOL There are more out there, but this is rare! I'm getting another one, but we live near the dealer that did these. I just don't need two. So there, I have a Harley and a crotch rocket, and don't have to pay the price! You can too!

$6999 obo - no reasonable offer refused.

Giovanni Joseph "Dragon"
608-770-8009


    Location: Madison
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

image 0    image 1
   
PostingID: 2883824126


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on March 12, 2012, 05:05:10 AM
I love that fact because Harley caused the tariffs that make import bikes outrageous expensive! AND, I can have a Harley too, without it being a "Harley", and for less! LOL There are more out there, but this is rare! I'm getting another one, but we live near the dealer that did these. I just don't need two. So there, I have a Harley and a crotch rocket, and don't have to pay the price! You can too!

The ITC tariffs referred to ended in 1987 and only applied to Japanese bikes 700cc or larger. [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on March 13, 2012, 03:33:14 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2894038603.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2894038603.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on March 13, 2012, 03:36:55 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2894038603.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2894038603.html)
never mind the too high price, what's with swapping the S*R pipes on there?  ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on March 13, 2012, 03:44:03 PM
never mind the too high price, what's with swapping the S*R pipes on there?  ???

I've seen this bike for sale a couple of times over the past few years. Pipes always got me too! Guess he always wanted an S*R.  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on March 13, 2012, 03:46:30 PM
I've seen this bike for sale a couple of times over the past few years. Pipes always got me too! Guess he always wanted an S*R.  :-\
they look extra long on there for some reason


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JustDucky on March 14, 2012, 04:43:29 AM
Mom said don't say anything at all if you don't have anything nice to say. So about those pipes: :-X


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on March 14, 2012, 05:19:06 AM
what is a 'barring'?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on March 14, 2012, 01:13:46 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2894038603.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2894038603.html)

Is that an available color scheme in 2001, or did he just try to make the whole thing look like an S*R, with an S*R price to go with it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on March 14, 2012, 02:00:33 PM
Is that an available color scheme in 2001, or did he just try to make the whole thing look like an S*R, with an S*R price to go with it?

The white frame was never available on the Monsters.

It's more of an early 90's SuperSport scheme...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on March 15, 2012, 01:38:59 PM
What do you call a 2008 S4RS Tricolore that's black?

Why, a Tricolore of course.

This one stinks if you ask me.

Okay, it's eBay and not Craigslist, but still...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2008-Ducati-S4RS-Tricolore-Monster-DOC-special-edition-/280842199047?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item41637fe007#v4-42 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2008-Ducati-S4RS-Tricolore-Monster-DOC-special-edition-/280842199047?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item41637fe007#v4-42)

The following is from the ad...

*****

START with a 2008 Flagship Ducati Monster S4RS Monster Tricolore...
Then the factory made five "DOC edition" examples in black with EVERYTHING upgraded.
These five got the whole $13,000.00 upgrade including black/gold scheme.
Was $33,000.00 new, double the cost of a regular Tricolore.
Factory special edition includes wrapping and hiding electrical so there's not tie wraps visible on the frame.
Even the 40+ hp Termis and chip... even a spiffy pair of fifty cent stickers saying "DOC edition" on the frame.
Supposedly these five garage queens are in movie business bigshots's garages. TC? BP?
Original owner of this example was a producer/studio exec. Have provence, cards, documentation, red key.
Bike is in northwest LOS ANGELES county.
You are welcome to pick up or I will ccoperate with your shipper after payment.
You may ride in Agoura Hills, CA with 100% cash deposit.
Serious parties may contact for more photos.
This is far rarer than a Paul Smart, Desmosedici, or Bayliss edition.
When it's gone it's gone.
Winner pays $1,000.00 deposit via paypal within 24 hours or unpaid report is filed.
Email with any questions.


Answers to first few questions: Yes, these DOC editions did come with original rear fender.
Bike now has OEM Ducati NON-chop fender eliminator in carbon fibre with narrower front signals.
Smaller front signals and narrower signals lights on rear installed by factory crew at ProItalia in SoCal.
"duckbill" rear fender and attached wider rear lights come with bike. So do original issue pedals
That were replaced by Rizoma upgrades. I admit I had those silly frame sliders put on and the
original long bolt IS included. This garage queen has been serviced within fifty miles of reccomended
by factory Ducati techs and is well over 1000 miles from needing the 7500 mile service. Oil Changes
were done on time and with purple. The rear tire is original, the front tire was just replaced with
closest to original now available, so I'm told. Still has nubs and reference spot on sidewall.

Any more questions, just ask.

On Mar-15-12 at 11:36:08 PDT, seller added the following information:

Update 3/15/2012 / Answers to questions:

Yes, this has the non-metallic tank that a few of which had problems. There was never an issue with this tank so no issue was addressed. I was told by factory techs at Proitalia in Glendale, CA that the issues were near the end of the run when crews were in a hurry and the plastic was not cured long enough during manufacturing. The shape of this tank is about as well-formed as a new Corvette- not perfect, but as good as plastic gets. Magnetic bag mounts do not stick.

No, this bike never had rearsets. Delivered without. Threaded tabs on frame seem to never have been cleared of paint to bolt on rearset but no guarantee on this.

Break-in service perfomed on time at Proitalia In Glendale, CA and ON TIME.

Subsequent oil changes were either done at Proitalia in Glendale, CA or at Victor Rubalcava's MotoClub in Santa Monica. Both shops are very familiar with this bike. Just ask about Warren's black Tricolore S4RS.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on March 15, 2012, 02:45:12 PM
I have already had one bike sold out from under me this week, and may be in the process of bike #2 disappearing.  First up was my old VFR re-posted in the same condition I had sold it previously but WAY cheaper.  Too cheap to pass up.  It sold within 24 hours of being posted.  I'm waiting for a call back on a KDX now, been trying to get back in touch with the guy all day and no luck.  ARGH.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on March 17, 2012, 12:51:33 PM
Just in case anyone wants to trade their Monster for a business venture...

http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2899323828.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2899323828.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: bevel on March 17, 2012, 10:18:03 PM
Quote
http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2899323828.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2899323828.html)

I also have a list of about 350,000 opt -in emails which have never been used. If you know anything about online marketing, you will understand what I'm talking about.

FWIW, you can get a list of 1mil names for about $100...

Honestly, if he's really some hot sh*t, he'd just over charge for the next site he builds and buy a used Monster


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SupraGuy74 on March 18, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
oh i want so badly and he keeps dropping the price

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/2906001928.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/2906001928.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mike Qube on March 23, 2012, 06:58:32 AM
Is it me, or is this price a tad bit high?

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/2915984006.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/2915984006.html)

2001 Ducati Monster S4 - $8995 ( Hudson, MA )

2001 Ducati Monster S4 - 916cc liquid cooled engine & 6 speed gear box. A tasteful array of add-ons including a Ducati Performance/Termignoni titanium full-system and Ducati Performance cams. Continuing on the theme, Ducati Performance rear-sets are installed, along with titanium master cylinder caps. Bike also has a sprinkling of carbon fiber bits including front fender, heel-guards & a natty one-piece chain-guard/rear hugger. With a documented dyno chart, 107.7hp at the rear wheel, and only 3447 miles, this Duc needs nothing except a new rider.

Feel free to stop by for a closer look. We're Bikeworx , 1 Kane Industrial Drive, Hudson, MA

(http://images.craigslist.org/5Ne5I95Gc3Gf3Ia3Lbc3m083dfd1ee45713f0.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on March 23, 2012, 05:28:16 PM
A bit high, but......

Retail location
Full Termi spaghetti exhaust, and DP cams (I'd inquire as to which)
Low miles
Some kind of aftermarket front rotors

Missing the front fairing and cowl


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on March 27, 2012, 10:24:35 AM
I just don't get it. a 1977 frame listed as a 2010...i wouldn't pay that much for a used duc. (maybe for a desmosedici)
Is this a decent price?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/2899105686.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/2899105686.html)

Quote
2010 Harley-Davidson Custom, This is a one of a kind custom built Harley Davidson. Every part and design was picked by me. I took the design theme of a 1958 Duo Glide and made it a little more modern. The bike is brand new and has about a 1,000 miles on it. Lets start with the paint... House of Kolors Turquoise over large metal flake split with bright white. These pictures dont do the paint job any justice. This is a must see in person! This paint job alone cost $ 3,000. Drivetrain... Harley Davidson Evo 1340 engine, S and S carb., 6 speed transmission, belt drive, Crane Cams HI-4 Dual-Fire Performance Ignition and coil. Forward controls and PM Machine hand controls. Custom white diamond pleated seat made by Roberti Customs. Wire wheels with black rims and wide white wall tires. This was a ground up build and I'm the only owner of this bike. Getting titles for custom bikes is very difficult so my bike has a clear title of a 1977 Harley Davidson reconstructed title. VIN # 2A2204H7. If you are interested and want more info./pictures let me know. $19,500.00 obo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on March 27, 2012, 12:51:01 PM
I just don't get it. a 1977 frame listed as a 2010...i wouldn't pay that much for a used duc. (maybe for a desmosedici)
Is this a decent price?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/2899105686.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/2899105686.html)
 

The guy's smokin' crack.

You can buy a brand new 103 cu in H-D for that price.  This one is an 82 cu in (?) rebuilt bike with hinky paperwork.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: bevel on March 27, 2012, 01:36:33 PM
But NorDog, it's a H-D! Which means the selling price for a used bike is (Original MSRP + All Money Invested) * Unique Modifier

;D [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on March 27, 2012, 03:11:41 PM
But NorDog, it's a H-D! Which means the selling price for a used bike is (Original MSRP + All Money Invested) * Unique Modifier

Including oil, brake pads, tires that are no longer on the bike and, in some cases, all the gas ever bought for it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on March 27, 2012, 03:25:11 PM
I've seen plenty of "Italian" bikes priced the same.  :P
Anytime people start listing their parts and prices I run for cover.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on March 27, 2012, 08:09:18 PM
Stella Staypuft is lusting after this:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2921718218.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2921718218.html)

"It is also pretty fast"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on March 27, 2012, 08:34:10 PM
Stella Staypuft is lusting after this:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2921718218.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2921718218.html)

"It is also pretty fast"

Can't believe someone copied that OCC POS...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on March 27, 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Including oil, brake pads, tires that are no longer on the bike and, in some cases, all the gas ever bought for it.

Back in the mid 80's I sold real estate for a few years. (back when houses appreciated at a realistic rate) Went out to list an older home for sale and the owner had added up all his payments for the last 24 years and that's what he wanted for the house! That put him about $75,000 over market value on a house worth about $75000! I called my broker (an actual  "tin man" aluminum siding salesman from the 50's. the guy could sell snowballs to Eskimos.) and he couldn't get that old man to budge, either.
Some folks just aren't realistic.


Title: Re: More Craigslist Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on March 27, 2012, 09:19:16 PM
Quote from: NAKID link=topic=30601.msg 1041197#msg 1041197 date=1332909250
Can't believe someone copied that OCC POS...

true, but somebody put a helluva lot of time, effort & money into that.
he's probably hoping the frame won't collapse behind the steering head before the new owner pays!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on March 27, 2012, 09:34:37 PM
Also you gotta love how the "rear" pipe comes out of no where....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on April 16, 2012, 05:43:12 AM
Introducing the all new all modified 1987 honda elite converted to patented snomoped.. This thing is beast mode in the snow. No more worrying about winter storms because you have a machine that eats snow and shits nails like its tacobell. But its spring time and within a blink of an eye this beast turns into one sexy street owning scooter. CBR's and R1's can't touch this thing. It goes 0-27 in like 4.5 seconds. And i can't even start to tell you how many heads this thing turns. Talk about pussay magneto! Thats spanglish for chick magnet. This is perfect for the "must have everything" type guy to the "avg binge drinking" college student. Just think about how much money you'll save driving this thing to the liquor store instead of your car! It can haul some serious stuff too, everything from kegs to eggs. Selling because I bought a gerbil a few weeks ago that i took camping with me and it got lymes disease from a bunch of ticks and now i have a vet bill larger than Rosie O'Donnell's ass. Which is a good reason never to go to buckhorn state park ever again, that place is filled with homeless people and trillions of ticks waiting to give your gerbil lymes disease. But anyways this dream machine runs great and has up to date registration and clear title in hand. First $1000 cash gets bragging rights to be the biggest bad ass around!

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2960271176.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2960271176.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 16, 2012, 08:45:45 AM
Introducing the all new all modified 1987 honda elite converted to patented snomoped.. This thing is beast mode in the snow. No more worrying about winter storms because you have a machine that eats snow and shits nails like its tacobell. But its spring time and within a blink of an eye this beast turns into one sexy street owning scooter. CBR's and R1's can't touch this thing. It goes 0-27 in like 4.5 seconds. And i can't even start to tell you how many heads this thing turns. Talk about pussay magneto! Thats spanglish for chick magnet. This is perfect for the "must have everything" type guy to the "avg binge drinking" college student. Just think about how much money you'll save driving this thing to the liquor store instead of your car! It can haul some serious stuff too, everything from kegs to eggs. Selling because I bought a gerbil a few weeks ago that i took camping with me and it got lymes disease from a bunch of ticks and now i have a vet bill larger than Rosie O'Donnell's ass. Which is a good reason never to go to buckhorn state park ever again, that place is filled with homeless people and trillions of ticks waiting to give your gerbil lymes disease. But anyways this dream machine runs great and has up to date registration and clear title in hand. First $1000 cash gets bragging rights to be the biggest bad ass around!

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2960271176.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2960271176.html)

That's best of material right there.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on April 19, 2012, 04:52:12 AM
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/mcy/2943492295.html (http://wilmington.craigslist.org/mcy/2943492295.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 19, 2012, 06:18:47 AM
 :o  I've always wanted a 200 mph bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on April 19, 2012, 10:10:17 AM
:o  I've always wanted a 200 mph bike.

Don't be silly, the speedo only goes to 160.
That's how fast it can go, 160.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 19, 2012, 12:13:13 PM
but he can't possibly be lying.  no way.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on April 19, 2012, 12:37:46 PM
kph?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 24, 2012, 01:11:15 PM
What a bargain at only $8499.00

**********

Up for sale 2007 Ducati Monster Naked S4RS Testastretta comes with 130h/p 998cc. engine and 6 speed manual gearbox. This was top of the line Monster with all high performance parts availiable to equip this bike at the factory. Numerous carbon fiber parts-fenders, side covers, engine covers, ARROW Titanium Steering Stabilizer, Ohlins Suspension with Brembo brakes Marchesini wheels.This bike also comes with full Termignoni exhaust system(needs one lower slip on). Original MSRP was $15K plus extras.

This bike was purchased from an insurance company therefore carries salvage title. Bike has following damages but not limited to:misc. scratches from normal usage, rear slipon Termi lower exhaust is borken in carbon fiber mounting area (will be included with the bike) exhaust bracket, tail light bracket has two mounting tabs broken off. Bike starts and engine runs great, absolutely awesome deep and very powerful sound from engine and exhaust, very responsive throttle, all gears shift as it should,bike also had clutch slave cylinder disonnected and it will be included with the sale as well as brand new battery.Current odometer reading is 7,997 miles.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2007-Ducati-Monster-S4RS-Testastretta-Termignoni-7K-Clean-Rare-bike-Great-Deal-/251044729832?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a736e93e8#v4-37 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2007-Ducati-Monster-S4RS-Testastretta-Termignoni-7K-Clean-Rare-bike-Great-Deal-/251044729832?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a736e93e8#v4-37)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pedro-bot on April 24, 2012, 03:02:46 PM
---^^^---
You missed the best part.

"This is very rare and collectible motorclycle one of the flagship for Ducati bike production"

Nothing gets more rare or collectible than a salvage title.   [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on April 24, 2012, 03:56:13 PM
If the clutch slave is missing, how did he shift it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DarkTemplars on April 25, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
5 years old
Salvage title
Missing parts


I couldn't see givng more than 1000 for it given that a good Ducati mech says its got a straight frame.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 25, 2012, 02:26:22 PM
I particularly liked this part...

"This bike also comes with full Termignoni exhaust system(needs one lower slip on). [Nothing says "full Termignoni" system like a missing muffler.]  ...Bike has following damages but not limited to...

"...Bike starts and engine runs great, absolutely awesome deep and very powerful sound from engine and exhaust..."

Ya think?  Ya got one pipe wide open there buddy.

Well, that's because one of the muffler cans is "borken".  That sounds naughty dontcha think?  Like, "He was borken every chance he got."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on April 26, 2012, 04:31:35 AM
5 years old
Salvage title
Missing parts


I couldn't see givng more than 1000 for it given that a good Ducati mech says its got a straight frame.


Oh, I don't know..  Parts alone are worth more than 1000

Of course, you have the ol'plastic tank to contend with too.

where was the damage?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 26, 2012, 05:51:42 PM
words fail me.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2981399839.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2981399839.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Vishwacorp on April 26, 2012, 06:23:09 PM
words fail me.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2981399839.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2981399839.html)

"This posting has been flagged for removal."  :(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 26, 2012, 06:31:35 PM
Must have still been in my cache:

"custom 1 of a kind FZR600 - $4000"

"So heres the deal its an 89 fzr600 it does run and its come down to paint and tune up. Its carbs have been out of sync so im sure a new starter wouldnt hurt. I am planning on painting it before it gets sold at this price but it will still will be a hard start and a lil rough till it gets tuned. It has extended gears, new front face and light, a jardine rs one slip on, and aftermarket led read light and blinkers. Now the fun stuff so it has also had all the lights custom placed and a one of a kind hand fabricated rear fairing that wraps around the rear and lights as a single piece and will have a black cherry to candy apple fade paint job so with all that the price sits at 4 for now once i get it back to full running order the price is going to definatly go up here are pics just getting fiberglass and the naked rear"

(http://images.craigslist.org/5Ic5Y65M73K23I53o8c4q23cf0e17f73b1134.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/5Ea5Kc5Ja3I13m63J3c4qcaf84b05390c16c6.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Jimmy Ducati on April 28, 2012, 06:29:08 PM
This bike is actually pretty cool, just didn't know where to post it.

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/2951431614.html (http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/2951431614.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on April 29, 2012, 03:29:03 PM
This bike is actually pretty cool, just didn't know where to post it.

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/2951431614.html (http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mcy/2951431614.html)

I think this is the proper place for it. Likely made it a "street fighter" because it's been crashed. And why would you ride with a backpack right there???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Vishwacorp on April 29, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
That FZR600 is on a whole another level of crack.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on April 29, 2012, 08:00:46 PM
And why would you ride with a backpack right there???
maybe he thought it looked cool?.... it doesn't
and plus... what if it got caught in his OPEN clutch?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on April 30, 2012, 01:16:28 PM
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/2987101241.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/2987101241.html)

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!?!?!?!?!

 :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: bevel on April 30, 2012, 01:23:45 PM
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/2987101241.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/2987101241.html)

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!?!?!?!?!

 :'(

Oh god, I threw up a little in my mouth  :'( :'( [puke] [puke] [bang] [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Kamacho on April 30, 2012, 02:23:38 PM
not sure what to say about this one:

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2923527566.html (http://cleveland.craigslist.org/mcy/2923527566.html)

this is for a 1978 yamaha xs 750 with voyager trike kit, voyager kit can be purchased by it self and mounted to a different bike. price is for both call kevin 216-
 375-6853 was told this is a kit A- for harley softail other bikes might fir as well



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Booma on May 02, 2012, 04:38:03 PM
Eh? I know nothing about these bikes, but it looks like it might be decent...

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/2987869745.html (http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/2987869745.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 03, 2012, 07:39:47 AM
Eh? I know nothing about these bikes, but it looks like it might be decent...

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/2987869745.html (http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/2987869745.html)

Missing fairings. I would be about 90% certain that the bike was crashed and rather than repair it correctly.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Booma on May 03, 2012, 08:02:52 AM
Missing fairings. I would be about 90% certain that the bike was crashed and rather than repair it correctly.

Ah. That would explain the bungies on the back end for no reason as well. Thanks for the education!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: tristantumble on May 03, 2012, 08:44:20 AM
a real gem.  [bang]

toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104 (http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on May 03, 2012, 08:57:46 AM
a real gem.  [bang]

toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104 (http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104)

good grief, what a POS


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunduc on May 03, 2012, 09:50:06 AM
a real gem.  [bang]

toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104 (http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104)

what the...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on May 03, 2012, 01:32:22 PM
a real gem.  [bang]

toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104 (http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-street-cruisers-choppers-2005-Ducati-Monster-CHOPPPER-W0QQAdIdZ375943104)
The superbike front fender is a nice touch...  [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 03, 2012, 05:54:22 PM
Kill it! Kill it with fire!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 03, 2012, 06:32:56 PM
ducati dieavel inspiration?  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JustDucky on May 09, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/3005065055.html (http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/3005065055.html)

"my friend had am accident on it. he didn't hit anything just broke too hard and skid."

Uh, huh. Riiight.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on May 09, 2012, 08:13:09 AM
If the front wheel is that far back and didn't hit anything imagine the carnage if he did.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Latinbalar on May 09, 2012, 09:30:47 AM
all that thing is good for is to make a go-kart out of it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JustDucky on May 09, 2012, 10:12:28 AM
Not to mention the dented rim. I can hear it now: "Dude I was braking so hard I collapsed the wheel and bent the forks. I almost had to lay it down to save it! Luckily, my idiocy broke my fall."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on May 09, 2012, 11:53:45 AM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/3005065055.html (http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/3005065055.html)

Quote
the bike is in a very good condition considering having an accident. The frame is bent though thats why I can't operate it

So how is the bike in very good condition?!?!  Idiot!  [bang] [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 10, 2012, 07:31:36 AM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/3005065055.html (http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/3005065055.html)

"my friend had am accident on it. he didn't hit anything just broke too hard and skid."

Uh, huh. Riiight.

"THE BIKE WAS IN MINT CONDITION before the accident happened."

My liver was in mint condition before i started drinking too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on May 10, 2012, 09:18:16 AM
http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/2957633748.html (http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/2957633748.html)

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/3007339540.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/3007339540.html)


That first one if all is said and true is a really really good deal.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on May 10, 2012, 09:29:54 AM
http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/2957633748.html (http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/2957633748.html)

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/3007339540.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/3007339540.html)


That first one if all is said and true is a really really good deal.

I don't see anything crack addict worthy here, just a couple of nice Ducs.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Slide Panda on May 10, 2012, 09:31:53 AM
"THE BIKE WAS IN MINT CONDITION before the accident happened."

The copy from that ad, editorialized

"Just had the bike (had it with a little over 6000 miles on it) and my friend had amn accident on it(Ed. puppies have accidents on things, not people we hope) while riding it. Hhe didn't hit anything (Ed. except the pavement) just broke too hard (Ed. yes he did break it... but he braked too hard) and skided. Tthe bike is in a very good condition considering having an accident (Ed. it was in an accident. It cannot have one, your friend can). The frame is bent though thats why I can't operate it (Ed. consider revision - this statement conflicts with the previous). Engine works and electrics and lights and everything works. Clutch handle is broken though with few other things like foot rests on the left side and front fairings. I don't have the time for the hastle hassle of fixing the bike and just going towill by another one. Have to see it to judge it (Ed. I'm sure you do). ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS. It is very hard and expensive to find parts for this bike (Ed. GREAT selling point) so if you have a use for the parts this is a good deal for you. front wheel is damaged (Ed. should be included in the earlier list) but the back wheel is fine!! THE BIKE WAS IN MINT CONDITION before the accident happened (Ed. They all are- dummy).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 10, 2012, 09:31:59 AM
http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/2957633748.html (http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/2957633748.html)

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/3007339540.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mcd/3007339540.html)


That first one if all is said and true is a really really good deal.

While I appreciate the contribution, I'm not sure you're totally up to speed on how we play this little game here.

Those are both decent-looking bikes for somewhat reasonable prices.  [thumbsup]

Things like that do not belong in this thread!  >:(

This is where we bring the poor, misguided souls who have a rashed-up Honda with a salvage title and expect full blue book. The guy who bought an 848 and had a UT Longhorn airbrushed onto the side and now wants to recoup his investment. All of it. Or the poor bastard who thinks everything looks better when chromed or covered in faux Coach logos.

This thread is so that we may hold them up to the light and give them the ridicule they so richly deserve, but their friends won't give them. In short, this thread is the essence of the internet.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on May 10, 2012, 11:11:47 AM
Oh i see......next time i see a busa with a dragon on the side I'll know where to go.......oh wait isn't there a thread for that too?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 10, 2012, 11:14:54 AM
Yes, yes there is. And a doozie it is, too.  :)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on May 10, 2012, 11:38:56 AM
The copy from that ad, editorialized

"Just had the bike (had it with a little over 6000 miles on it) ... THE BIKE WAS IN MINT CONDITION before the accident happened (Ed. They all are- dummy).

LOL, great editing.  I was thinking the same thing in my head when I read his ad.   [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: beetlejude on May 10, 2012, 03:41:19 PM
Might be a derby, but:

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/2981048706.html (http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/2981048706.html)

Yeah, it looks like a decently nice bike, but 5 grand for a 17 year old bike with 15k miles?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on May 11, 2012, 03:15:05 AM
Might be a derby, but:

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/2981048706.html (http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/2981048706.html)

Yeah, it looks like a decently nice bike, but 5 grand for a 17 year old bike with 15k miles?
But it comes w/ his jacket and helmet too [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on May 11, 2012, 03:53:13 AM
^ I never understood that. I read it "You can have my smelly jacket and helmet with the bike" [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on May 11, 2012, 07:31:00 AM
^ I never understood that. I read it "You can have my smelly jacket and helmet with the bike" [puke]
"Here, can you please throw these out for me?"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AdmiralKit on May 11, 2012, 06:16:33 PM
I dunno if this is a Craigslist Crack Addict as much as Craigslist Gateway Drug User, but I'm pretty sure that this is what happens when someone idolizes cafe racers and Hayabusas at the same time:

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2988846361.html (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2988846361.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on May 12, 2012, 04:17:45 PM
The seller says it runs as good as it looks.    :-\

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-R100T-CAFE-RACER-BEAUTIFUL-BMW-R-SERIES-/200755442894?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2ebdf4f4ce#v4-48 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-R100T-CAFE-RACER-BEAUTIFUL-BMW-R-SERIES-/200755442894?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2ebdf4f4ce#v4-48)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 12, 2012, 04:29:18 PM
why would one paint the frame that color?
I mean, it looks like a clean bike...but the frame is almost an immediate turn off.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Novelo on May 13, 2012, 02:05:48 PM
Don't know if this is a mistake but its listed for $2200
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcd/3013481342.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcd/3013481342.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 14, 2012, 04:22:03 AM
Goddamn it.  please stop making choppers out of Nortons.


WILL NOT LAST LONG.....

This 1973 Norton had been completely re-done and is pristine! Fresh Burgundy/Black Paint job with Ghosted Flames on the tank, brand new original Norton decals, carb work, motor work, brake work, complete overhaul over the last two months!!!

Clean - Clear Title -- NO BARTERS OR TRADES -- CASH ONLY!!!

Please feel free to stop down at Cool Hand Customs, 2404 Clark Street, Middleton, WI to take a look or call 608-513-0597 for more info. The shop is open from 9a - 6p, Tuesday - Saturday.


http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3013708186.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3013708186.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on May 14, 2012, 05:49:41 AM
Goddamn it.  please stop making choppers out of Nortons.


WILL NOT LAST LONG.....

This 1973 Norton had been completely re-done and is pristine! Fresh Burgundy/Black Paint job with Ghosted Flames on the tank, brand new original Norton decals, carb work, motor work, brake work, complete overhaul over the last two months!!!

Clean - Clear Title -- NO BARTERS OR TRADES -- CASH ONLY!!!

Please feel free to stop down at Cool Hand Customs, 2404 Clark Street, Middleton, WI to take a look or call 608-513-0597 for more info. The shop is open from 9a - 6p, Tuesday - Saturday.


http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3013708186.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3013708186.html)


30 years from now when the whole Cafe Racer style is no longer desireable or understood will people be saying the same thing about 70's and 80's UJM's?




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on May 15, 2012, 03:22:36 PM
In case you're into furries:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on May 15, 2012, 06:16:01 PM
un-fricken-believeable   [puke]

In case you're into furries:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html)
[/quote





Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on May 15, 2012, 06:25:35 PM
In case you're into furries:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html)

".i do not know what the fairings look like under the furr"


Um.  I can tell you.  "SHIT"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on May 16, 2012, 06:07:47 AM
my old bike.  they want 2k more than it was sold for and somehow squeezed a 100+ hp motor into the 800.   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3015541676.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3015541676.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AdmiralKit on May 16, 2012, 06:37:31 AM
In case you're into furries:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/2975763032.html)

This post has been deleted by the author.  Any still have the page in their cache?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dropstharockalot on May 16, 2012, 06:44:33 AM
I dunno if this is a Craigslist Crack Addict as much as Craigslist Gateway Drug User, but I'm pretty sure that this is what happens when someone idolizes cafe racers and Hayabusas at the same time:

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2988846361.html (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/2988846361.html)
I've seen this guy around Indy... usually in the company of several similar stretched, lowered 70s and 80s UJMs... I'm sure they're quick in a straight line, but I always wanna ask them how well those things corner.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on May 16, 2012, 07:08:41 AM
This post has been deleted by the author.  Any still have the page in their cache?

This is why it's simply not useful just to post a link.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on May 16, 2012, 09:02:44 AM
This is why it's simply not useful just to post a link.

Looks like it's still in my cache; here's a screen grab:

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5159/7210412770_53ba1bdbf5_b.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on May 16, 2012, 10:52:59 AM
Wow, that really is a fur bike [laugh]   

I suppose since the page is down someone has grabbed it. 

Too bad, that would be a great one for the career change I'm thinking about.

Nothing says pimp, like a fur moto.




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pedro-bot on May 16, 2012, 01:02:05 PM
my old bike.  they want 2k more than it was sold for and somehow squeezed a 100+ hp motor into the 800.   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3015541676.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3015541676.html)

Fak!! 112 Hp and 103 lb/ft of torque?!!  :o

Dood your stupid for selling that bike.









 [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on May 16, 2012, 05:50:07 PM
it was too powerful for me.  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on May 16, 2012, 08:30:53 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 16, 2012, 08:37:57 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html)

Should I text him with: "WTF"?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 16, 2012, 08:39:39 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html)
maybe should read: "A lot of WASTED time and effort has gone into building this"

... but seriously, maybe the gsxr went 170...  just because you put that engine in something else doesn't mean it still goes that fast...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on May 17, 2012, 03:23:11 AM
I sorta like it, in a rat bike way. But not for $3500....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 17, 2012, 05:09:48 AM
Today I am the crack addict.  And this guy is selling the crack I can't afford to buy.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on May 17, 2012, 05:13:20 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html)
"Any questions just text me"

I have only one question....

WHY ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on May 17, 2012, 05:19:09 AM
Today I am the crack addict.  And this guy is selling the crack I can't afford to buy.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html)
Very nice
I hope to own something similar one day


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 17, 2012, 05:32:26 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html)
[/quote]
Make a Chopper out of it! JUST KIDDING!
nothing uglier than a norton chopper.
I hope it sells! good luck


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 17, 2012, 05:49:42 AM
how could it not sell? It's a classic bike at a reasonable price. Sadly with my upcoming wedding, I do not have the extra cash to buy it.  Time to start selling plasma I guess.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on May 17, 2012, 06:28:45 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html)

Make a Chopper out of it! JUST KIDDING!
nothing uglier than a norton chopper.
I hope it sells! good luck

 [drool] [drool]
I've always wanted one of these.  I was young when this bike was new.  I wish I could be restored to like new condition like this beauty.  Not Crack Addict worthy but Thanks for sharing.  Not a bad price too.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on May 17, 2012, 08:32:29 AM
Today I am the crack addict.  And this guy is selling the crack I can't afford to buy.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3019630287.html)

Strangely, it appears that the hills around Madison are way steeper than I recall.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 17, 2012, 10:30:58 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/3020375550.html)

Quote
So I have this motorcycle that does 170mph. It has a gsxr 1000 engine and the frame of a super magna. A lot of time and effort has gone into building this. Just want to see what the best price is that I can get for this. Any questions just text me. 2532237831 the name is Eli.


so much wrong with this, but i do applaud the ingenuity of putting that motor in a cruiser frame.
he built himself a power cruiser. lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: akmnstr on May 17, 2012, 11:21:14 AM


so much wrong with this, but i do applaud the ingenuity of putting that motor in a cruiser frame.
he built himself a power cruiser. lol

I used to have a supermagna (the frame, forks and wheels came from a supermagna).  It is not a bad frame.  It is a twin loop like a featherbed frame.  Looks like a sportbike swingarm.  I can see this thing handling much better than a chopper or a cruiser.   It looks to me like the guy mixed together a lot of spare parts from wreaked bikes and a lot of metal work skill to put together something original.  I wouldn't buy it, but I think it is cool.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on May 17, 2012, 02:21:55 PM
Strangely, it appears that the hills around Madison are way steeper than I recall.


 ;D

How the hell does it stay on the kickstand?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on May 22, 2012, 08:45:21 AM
Not so much a crack addict as a funny typo:

http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/mcy/2993142779.html (http://flagstaff.craigslist.org/mcy/2993142779.html)

Because really, who doesn't need a "Matching Helmut" to go with their 1978 BMW R80/7? I wonder if he fits the XL leather jacket & Size 11 Harley boots, or if you have to buy him his own.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JustDucky on May 25, 2012, 05:32:29 AM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2997203844.html (http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2997203844.html)

Thank goodness it is from a smoke and pet free household. I hate when my bald tires smell like marlboros and hamsters.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 25, 2012, 06:19:16 AM
"Compatible with ANY motorcycle that uses those tire dimensions"
^ Really? is that how it works?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on May 25, 2012, 06:29:05 AM
Thank goodness it is from a smoke and pet free household. I hate when my bald tires smell like marlboros and hamsters.
"Compatible with ANY motorcycle that uses those tire dimensions"
^ Really? is that how it works?
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on May 25, 2012, 07:45:30 AM
"Compatible with ANY motorcycle that uses those tire dimensions"
^ Really? is that how it works?

Quote
And believe me i haven't had one person come and leave empty handed yet

sure, you get a bucket of bullshit with every visit!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 26, 2012, 06:38:37 PM
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2997203844.html (http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2997203844.html)

Thank goodness it is from a smoke and pet free household. I hate when my bald tires smell like marlboros and hamsters.

He said "Still got thread left on it", which I assume to be in the carcass of the tire.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on May 27, 2012, 03:25:38 PM
Sorry,it's not a bike, but still...  :o
http://nh.craigslist.org/for/3003342486.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/for/3003342486.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 28, 2012, 10:42:15 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3041988731.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3041988731.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 28, 2012, 12:29:57 PM
^^Thats the guy who keeps stealing our helmets!!!! >:(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on May 28, 2012, 01:31:54 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3041988731.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3041988731.html)

You would think that at an asking price of $35,100 he could at least post a photo or two.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on May 30, 2012, 06:19:23 AM
Sorry,it's not a bike, but still...  :o
http://nh.craigslist.org/for/3003342486.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/for/3003342486.html)

at $60K it's a STEAL!

Quote
New
Speed: 33 RPM
Duration: LP Record Size: 12"
Genre: Spoken Word & Interviews

Original release: Pixie CA 1069, US 1966

No producer credited

Written and narrated by Timothy Leary

This was recorded during one of the beleaguered phases at Millbrook and is not as fun as Leary's others,
all spoken word and somewhat bitter in tone. Still a fairly solid artefact, his seductive and calm voice
preaching the LSD gospel justifies the price of admission. The release date is around September 1966 as trade paper ads occurred then.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on June 08, 2012, 12:53:14 PM
THIS IS AMAZING
 http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/3064154441.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/3064154441.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on June 08, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
^^^ I would 24hrs of lemons the crap out of that car....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 08, 2012, 04:16:21 PM
^^^ I would 24hrs of lemons the crap out of that car....

I have no idea what that means.  In what way is "24hrs of lemons" a verb?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 08, 2012, 04:50:42 PM
I have no idea what that means.  In what way is "24hrs of lemons" a verb?

he wants to have a lemon party?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on June 08, 2012, 05:00:40 PM
Sorry Sorry.........  http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/usercontent/lemons/Driver/ (http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/usercontent/lemons/Driver/) .......... long story short..........buy a $500 craigslist car put a roll cage in it, and race it against other $500 pieces of crap in a 24hrs endurance race. It's pretty awesome. A two wheel version would be pretty cool.......


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 08, 2012, 08:02:13 PM
^ man I wish I had 500 bucks  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on June 09, 2012, 08:22:50 AM
he wants to have a lemon party?

There's things wrong with you.  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gr1976 on June 10, 2012, 04:26:20 PM
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/3067553414.html (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/3067553414.html)

my favorite line in the opus that is this ad...


"This is a Cafe Racer, the seat alone is worth up to $600, the KBB value of this bike just normal is $1850, then we have to add the value of Cafe Racer Seat, Handlebars, Wheels. The fact it has a complete conversion makes it worth into the 3 to 4 thousand range."

BTW the seats have been on ebay for years for $450



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Punx Clever on June 10, 2012, 09:18:03 PM
Not sure what to say about this:
http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcd/3017466852.html (http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcd/3017466852.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/5Ne5G25F43Gc3Kd3J7c5ffb865119b9f819be.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: bevel on June 10, 2012, 09:28:47 PM
Not sure what to say about this:
http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcd/3017466852.html (http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcd/3017466852.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/5Ne5G25F43Gc3Kd3J7c5ffb865119b9f819be.jpg)

I don't know, maybe he's really into Hinduism? Wait, the fenders have SS Included in them? Yeah, no thanks...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Enzoman on June 12, 2012, 09:55:07 PM
1999 ducati 748

many upgraded features,

Low miles,
custom paint job,
new tires,
mod chip,
new clutch,
brakes, and levers,
quick change rear sproket,
recent valve adjustment,

I have receipts for all. Bike has some minor scratches what you would expect to find on a 99. Rides nice!! well maintained. bike ONLY needs speedometer cable.. thats all. Ready to ride. Selling so that I can upgrade asking $5000.00 OBO......

(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/584/phuppimagezhz.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 13, 2012, 10:13:48 AM
Am I missing something?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on June 13, 2012, 11:46:15 AM
"Looking to upgrade" .....


to a busa hopefully so he can't ruin any more ducs with that terrible paint.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 13, 2012, 11:57:06 AM
Am I missing something?


You mean besides the awsome paint?

I wonder if he's taken it off any sweet jumps.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 13, 2012, 12:53:15 PM
Ok obviously the paint... paint stripper and sand paper goes a long way.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on June 14, 2012, 03:52:06 AM
Is there a non crack addict craigslist thread?
Just a regular craigslist deals thread...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/3075117497.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/3075117497.html)
http://www.ducatiparts-online.com/content/ducati-performance-monster-kit-desmo-storm (http://www.ducatiparts-online.com/content/ducati-performance-monster-kit-desmo-storm)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on June 20, 2012, 11:16:42 AM
WTF?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on June 20, 2012, 11:30:02 AM
WTF?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html)
Nice description.  He could use some help from BP

terrific bike 05 - $2000 (vermont)
Date: 2012-06-20, 1:28PM EDT
Reply to: b8z4w-3089899774@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
terrific bike 05

    Location: vermont
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3089899774


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on June 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
WTF?
http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3089899774.html)

well that's just terrific


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on June 21, 2012, 05:57:21 PM
eBay, but still

I'm sorry

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Monster-900-Ducati-Pro-Street-Chopper-/261047161357?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc79f920d (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Monster-900-Ducati-Pro-Street-Chopper-/261047161357?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc79f920d)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 21, 2012, 06:08:42 PM
aw man...  [puke]
and it was in a magazine too?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hillbillypolack on June 21, 2012, 06:17:47 PM
Looks better than that Hillclimber that was posted recently.   [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 21, 2012, 06:20:27 PM
someone should start a thread: "put a Duc motor in ANYTHING and it makes the POS awesome"  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on June 22, 2012, 05:10:26 AM
eBay, but still

I'm sorry

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Monster-900-Ducati-Pro-Street-Chopper-/261047161357?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc79f920d (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Monster-900-Ducati-Pro-Street-Chopper-/261047161357?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc79f920d)

i kinda like it. it's not my style, but it's not awful.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 22, 2012, 06:43:24 AM
eBay, but still

I'm sorry

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Monster-900-Ducati-Pro-Street-Chopper-/261047161357?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc79f920d (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Monster-900-Ducati-Pro-Street-Chopper-/261047161357?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cc79f920d)

what's the point of putting a defenseless duc engine in that?  ugh


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 22, 2012, 08:37:51 AM
The deliberate expenditure of great quantities of time and money to create something objectively ugly is inexcusable.  Throwing a Ducati engine into the mix is like rubbing salt into a wound.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 22, 2012, 09:10:35 AM
it may not be excusable but finally a chopper, of sorts, that has some character.  all choppers now look relatively alike with just chrome shit bolted on.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: battlecry on June 22, 2012, 12:03:29 PM
The deliberate expenditure of great quantities of time and money to create something objectively ugly is inexcusable.  Throwing a Ducati engine into the mix is like rubbing salt into a wound.

Are you talking about the Diavel, the old Multi, or both?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 22, 2012, 12:19:23 PM
Are you talking about the Diavel, the old Multi, or both?

 :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 22, 2012, 08:39:09 PM
There are no words:

http://eastky.craigslist.org/cto/3092006804.html (http://eastky.craigslist.org/cto/3092006804.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ZLTFUL on June 22, 2012, 09:11:38 PM
You beat me to it Randy.

My reaction was: "Uh...um....   ....   ... ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 22, 2012, 09:44:47 PM
There are no words:

http://eastky.craigslist.org/cto/3092006804.html (http://eastky.craigslist.org/cto/3092006804.html)

this a 1962 international cab , that has 2001 olsmobile front wheel drive with 2002 grandam rear, car is in perfect running order can drive anywhere , has oldsmobile running gears and dash with working air bags and power everthing installed and works has everything that new cars have ,every light works even new set of cab lights to much to list so call if interested.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on June 23, 2012, 03:11:47 AM
Great for someone who really desires a GrandAm but needs more headroom.  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on June 23, 2012, 03:17:09 AM
Saw that yesterday.......it is the human centipede of cars/trucks.   [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howley on June 23, 2012, 04:11:53 AM
There are no words:

http://eastky.craigslist.org/cto/3092006804.html (http://eastky.craigslist.org/cto/3092006804.html)
WHAT THE make the beast with two backs!!!??!??!?!
[/b]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Novelo on June 23, 2012, 09:04:11 PM
Seriously who does that and to think they might have some babies running around out there with the DNA being passed on, ludicrous.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on June 23, 2012, 10:10:39 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7123/7430196826_3132d7c56a_z.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/26339726@N03/7430196826/)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on June 24, 2012, 04:30:02 AM
Seriously who does that and to think they might have some babies running around out there with the DNA being passed on, ludicrous.
he probably looked at the three vehicles and had a moment of clarity and inspiration when he realized how well the lines would flow together if they were one  [laugh]

one benefit, put the kids in the back seat and you can't hear them from the separate cab section  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 24, 2012, 04:50:02 AM
how well the lines would flow together
it would probably do well in a wind tunnel

I mean you gotta hand it to the guy... it is some impressive Bondo work.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: thought on June 24, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7123/7430196826_3132d7c56a_z.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/26339726@N03/7430196826/)


This picture makes me feel like I'm on drugs.  Haha... Like... At first glance you just don't understand what's going on there.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 24, 2012, 05:36:11 AM
The deliberate expenditure of great quantities of time and money to create something objectively ugly is inexcusable.  Throwing a Ducati engine into the mix is like rubbing salt into a wound.

excellent phrase



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 24, 2012, 05:36:48 AM
it would probably do well in a wind tunnel

If you like to see shit flying around and a car being slowly dismembered.. lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 24, 2012, 07:40:46 AM
^sarcasm  [roll]
objectively ugly
... I knew this girl once


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on June 24, 2012, 12:49:45 PM
He probably had some stock in JB weld.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on June 24, 2012, 01:43:54 PM
at least he installed the door molding and handle from the grand am on the IH cab.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 26, 2012, 07:02:01 AM
From that Craigslist cousin, eBay...

I love this part:

"So, I do have all the paperwork, in my name, including a Planned Non-Operation Certificate; no small item in Kalifornia, the Great State of.

 The long and short of this is, this is an unfinished piece of artwork."

Translation from the original Bullshit?  "No.  I don't have any paperwork."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m185&item=261049366893&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.NPJS%26itu%3DI%252BUA%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D120931734012%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D185939502935098874&cmd=ViewItem#v4-46 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m185&item=261049366893&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.NPJS%26itu%3DI%252BUA%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D120931734012%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D185939502935098874&cmd=ViewItem#v4-46)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: BerettaMato on June 26, 2012, 07:08:15 AM
WOW that gave me a headache.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on June 26, 2012, 03:03:21 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m185&item=261049366893&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.NPJS%26itu%3DI%252BUA%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D120931734012%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D185939502935098874&cmd=ViewItem#v4-46 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m185&item=261049366893&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.NPJS%26itu%3DI%252BUA%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D120931734012%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D185939502935098874&cmd=ViewItem#v4-46)

Blah blah blah blah blah.  STFU! Who the f cares


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on June 26, 2012, 04:40:03 PM
I am no BMW guy, what is with that wheelbase? Did it COME that way? It frankly looks broken with the rear wheel that far in. ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on June 26, 2012, 04:59:36 PM
if he's trying to scare everyone away it seems to have worked.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 26, 2012, 06:04:29 PM
Blah blah blah blah blah.  STFU! Who the f cares

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 27, 2012, 08:14:37 AM
Blah blah blah blah blah.  STFU! Who the f cares

 [thumbsup]

Exactly.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 27, 2012, 08:16:45 AM
The entire magnus opus...

"HIya!


 Well, it has finally come to pass, that I must sell my cute 1971 BMW R75/5 Short Wheelbase Motorcycle.


 Let's see if I can get this straight, as it has been a hundred years since I actually ran this thing; that was when I bought it!

 OK, firstly, I gotta say that it breaks my heart to have to sell this, but everything's gotta go.


 
 When I bought this, I really wanted to hear it run, as well as wanting a pink slip; that is, as title, in the seller's name.

well, picky old me. i guess that I was supposed to fork over my cash, and then go looking for documentation.



So, I do have all the paperwork, in my name, including a Planned Non-Operation Certificate; no small item in Kalifornia, the Great State of.



 The long and short of this is, this is an unfinished piece of artwork.


Yes, it is a complete bike, except maybe for a few tiny bits of wiring, say, as the previous owner had an ignition switch installed in the fiberglass toolbox, hidden under the seat.

The motor is a stock 750 cc, which ran well, and I have kept it inside these past millenia, and kicked it over by hand frequently,  having put preservative oil into the cylinders.

 I recently replaced all the fluids, including engine, transmission, drive shaft, rear end and the front forks. These latter also have new rubber boots.

 This is the model which has a headlight shell that includes a combination speedometer and tachometer; both of which work.


 Please, look over the photos to see what you are bidding on. Also notice that the tank, handlebars, etc. are not really attached; they were just placed on the bike for the photos. Everything needs bolting together. The rest of the story follows:


 I previously had an older BMW R60/2, one of the black models, to which one can mount a sidecar. I loved that old bike, and went cross country several times upon it. It never failed me, although having a primitive 6 volt electrical system, but there was a Bosch magneto for ignition, so even in Mexico it was a delight, if slow-ish.

Fast forward a few years, and I have a worn older model, and this interesting 750, with an electric stater, plus the kick starter, with a 12 volt system. I then find out that one can easily swap the earlier engine and transmission.......with NO ALTERATIONS!


wow! So, that went well indeed. A fun, relatively easy project, except for the broken back part...my back that is.  Also, I never got that sidecar.  AARRRRGGGH!


Well, forward a few more years, and I realize that I have 2 motorcycles, neither of which is stock nor complete, so, you guessed it:

I swapped them back.

Now, this one is whole, and is about to put sunshine in someone else's life.



 I do have pipes for this puppy, but, as I remember, the mufflers for it were NOT stock, as in loud. Never was an issue, as I never rode it. You get to decide. I believe that they were MCM brand; basically megaphones.


 Anyhoo, please excuse most of the poor photos; they were taken in my cellar, and I could not get them as good as the few shots taken outside, of the fuel tank, which, by the way, is the larger model.

Please also notice the lousy paint job. Not guilty. I got it that way. I was told that it was a PPG Ditzler metallic Epoxy from their catalog. Hmmm.  I am only responsible for the bubble and concrete stains on the front fender. First one was from a lamp placed too close; latter from mixing 380 bags of cement for a new cellar floor.

Another issue, or not:

 Note the items sitting on the seat, in one photo. They are the black epoxy-coated front cover, starter cover, and fiberglass side (battery) covers. Tasteful, eh?  "Black goes with Everything!" my Mom used to say.


So, don't expect to just jump on this scooter, and ride off into the sunset. It will require some assembly. The engine, transmission and rear end are all together, as is front end.

 As I remember, this one had an excellent clutch. I know that I at least pulled it to check. I had several spare clutch plates re-lined, finding that it was much cheaper to have a batch of 3 done at once. Not rocket science. I believe that it was Oakland clutch that did them.


So, if you do actually bid on this, please understand that it is a legally binding offer to buy, and I will require a non-refundable deposit by paypal for $500.  If you do not contact me within 3 days of winning the auction, I will re-list this, call you a bad name, and tell ebay that you are a bad person.


I will require you to pay the remainder within 7 days maximum, and please remember that then is NOT the time to do an inspection!


 I do allow pre-purchase inspections, and am very flexible as to when, but realize that I am in the boondocks of Santa Cruz county, South of San Jose, and would need to meet you somewhere to drive up here. Just shoot me an email through ebay.


 Thanks for looking at my BMW R75/5 SWB!"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunduc on June 27, 2012, 03:47:35 PM
the bondo car made it to failblog...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on June 30, 2012, 06:24:12 PM
I am no BMW guy, what is with that wheelbase? Did it COME that way? It frankly looks broken with the rear wheel that far in. ???

The /5's started in 1970 (in the US at least) with a short wheelbase.  Before too long people noticed that they were prone to tankslappers, especially bikes with aftermarket fork-mounted fairings, which were pretty common.  Around '72 (I think) they added about 3" to the wheelbase by welding an extension to the swingarm.  By '73 they were manufacturing the longer swingarms so they no longer had the welds in them.  The added wheelbase solved the tankslapper problem but at the cost of less crisp handling.

Back on topic:

Quote
Good Shape Clean Paperwork

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on June 30, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7123/7430196826_3132d7c56a_z.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/26339726@N03/7430196826/)


If only he used his powers for good.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on June 30, 2012, 10:18:45 PM
If only he used his powers for good.

 [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 01, 2012, 03:40:55 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 01, 2012, 04:03:40 AM
If only he used his powers for good.

or stuck to needlepoint


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 03, 2012, 05:00:23 AM
When you absolutely, positively need the world to know you're compensating.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Hummer-H2-black-WILD-2003-Custom-H2-Hummer-Black-Knight-/390437055622 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Hummer-H2-black-WILD-2003-Custom-H2-Hummer-Black-Knight-/390437055622)

NOTE ALL GUNS ARE NON FIRING REPLICAS!!!!
They do not violate any ebay policy.


Just type in Black Knight Hummer, Sit Back and Watch the Lasers Light up the Night on YouTube.

2003 H2 Hummer

86,500 miles

Asking Price $55,000

Black Knight is Ready for Action and Armed to the Teeth!!

This is a real head turner! Lambo doors front and rear. 7- MA Deuce 50 Caliber Machine Guns with Tripods, 2- 30 Caliber M1919 Machine Guns, 10- Mini-Guns with Rotating Action, 4- RPG’s Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers, 20mm Real Shells on Front Brush Guard and on Back Spare Tire, 50 Caliber on Top Shoots Simulated Fire with Loud Report and Works with Propane/ Oxygen Tanks Stored in Ammo Cases on Roof. Nitrous Oxide Purge System with Nozzles on Hood and Front 50 Caliber Machine Guns. Laser Lights on Guns and Roof Rack, Underbody Lights, 2- Final Fantasy Swords 56” Long Mounted on Roof Rack, Additional Swords Mounted on Back and Front, Side Exhaust running boards, 20” Moto Metal rims with 35”Mud Grappler Tires, Dragons, Skulls, Hid Lights, Headers, Dual exhaust, Optima and 2- Marine Batteries, Chrome Hand Grenade Shifter, Remote Starter, Rear View Camera, 2000 Watt Amp, 12” Sub Woofers, 15 Multicolor Interior Lasers, Lighted Hood Scoop, 20- Off Road Lights, Brush Guard, Tail Light Guards, 2- Ladders, Roof Rack, Sun Visor, K&N Air Intake, 2 Fire Extinguishers, Back Seat has 2- M1919 Machine Guns, 1- Mini-Gun, Pineapple Grenades, 50 Caliber Bullets and 40mm Shells for Grenade Launchers. Everything is Controlled with Wireless Remote. I also have a few videos on YouTube.  Just type in Black Knight Hummer, Sit Back and Watch the Lasers Light up the Night.

Serious Inquires Only!

For Additional Information Email herc626@yahoo.com or Call  814-288-9199.

Buyer Responsible for Pick Up, Shipping, Delivery, Taxes, and All Additional Expenses Related to Purchase of Vehicle.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on July 03, 2012, 05:54:49 AM
When you absolutely, positively need the world to know you're compensating.


'MURICA!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on July 03, 2012, 06:17:51 AM
Nothing


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on July 03, 2012, 06:54:26 AM
other than destroying a nice handeling bike.
am I missing something?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on July 03, 2012, 07:01:59 AM
other than destroying a nice handeling bike.
am I missing something?

That's pretty much it.
They took a nice bike and wrecked it and want someone to pay extra for it


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: bevel on July 03, 2012, 07:13:31 AM
Lambo doors front and rear.

How the hell does someone get into the back of this beast with Lambo rear doors?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 03, 2012, 07:32:21 AM
'MURICA!

make the beast with two backs yeah!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on July 03, 2012, 07:44:21 AM
make the beast with two backs yeah!

 [clap]

Beat me to it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: beetlejude on July 03, 2012, 09:47:34 AM
'MURICA!

[laugh]

That has to be the most colossal waste of money I've ever seen.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on July 06, 2012, 10:29:13 AM
not so much for the bike, but for including a copy and paste of the service write-up. is that supposed to make me wnat to pay more or be worried about how it was treated or how long it sat?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3121052592.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3121052592.html)

Quote
$7995. O.B.O
Bike has 5900. miles on it.
I also have a Biposto Fairing matching in color and a different Sub-Frame to mount it on.
Authentic Ducati Race Jacket matching colors
White an Black Scorpion Helmet with tinted shield as well as the clear one.

If interested, Email or call me and ill send you Pictures.
Bike just had its full service with Race Mods, ($ 2200.00)
see Below.

4 Full tune with valves and belts. Fuel filter, Flush Brakes and Clutch, Change coolant ect. $100.00 $400.00
Performed full service.
hardware found missing was replaced, performed general inspection. Fix horn button.
1 Misc Hardware $7.50 $7.50
2 JR9C $8.50 $17.00
1 Crush Washer $2.00 $2.00
1 Oil Filter 44440034A $16.50 $16.50
4 KL850 20/50 $16.50 $66.00
1 Gasket Set $35.00 $35.00
1 Fuel Filter $32.00 $32.00
1 Fuel Pump Base Oring $16.50 $16.50
1 Coolant $16.00 $16.00
2 Timing belts 73710061A $75.00 $150.00
2 Fuel Connect orings $2.00 $4.00
1 Throttle body Clip $7.50 $7.50
1 Shop Supply $6.50 $6.50
1 Coolant/oil disposal $8.00 $8.00
1 Fuel tank grommet $3.50 $3.50
0.75 Modify Ram Tubes for Racing fitler and remove blinkers $100.00 $75.00
1 Racing Air Filter $150.00 $150.00
1 Ram Tube Gasket $5.99 $5.99
1 Ducati 996 Race Chip 08054/11 DP installed $850.00 $850.00
0.5 Set Chassis to Correct ride Height $100.00 $50.00
0.5 Replace Cracked Water Tank $100.00 $50.00
1 Water Tank $55.00 $55.00
1 71610212A Tank spacer $4.50 $4.50
Supply missing Dzus fasteners
7 Dzus Fasteners $12.00 $84.00
0.15 Repair Stripped Threads for front fairing support $100.00 $15.00

Sincerely,
Joseph DiSalvi


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 06, 2012, 10:54:12 AM
not so much for the bike, but for including a copy and paste of the service write-up. is that supposed to make me wnat to pay more or be worried about how it was treated or how long it sat?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3121052592.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3121052592.html)


as a general rule, i won't buy any bike that has been titled in NJ.  it's one of the states that you can do minimal work and remove a salvage/wrecked designation and in my experience i rarely see a bike in good shape coming out of jersey.  either pimped out or just rotted


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 09, 2012, 06:52:10 AM
If it's to good to be true...  [laugh]

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcd/3124865023.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcd/3124865023.html)

I e-mailed him expressing interest and ability to pay in cash.
Sgt. Kristin Bennett replied saying it had 3000mi. and in perfect cond. and he had to sell it by 7/30 because he was leaving the country to join his platoon in Afghanistan and didn't want it to spend another winter in his backyard.  [laugh]

http://img545.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=ducatisportclassicgt100.jpg (http://img545.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=ducatisportclassicgt100.jpg)

I replied saying this appeared to be a scam but if he was serious to give me his phone number and location so I could look at the bike in person.
Got no reply.
Not at all surprised... [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 09, 2012, 07:34:46 AM
If it's to good to be true...  [laugh]

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcd/3124865023.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcd/3124865023.html)

I e-mailed him expressing interest and ability to pay in cash.
Sgt. Kristin Bennett replied saying it had 3000mi. and in perfect cond. and he had to sell it by 7/30 because he was leaving the country to join his platoon in Afghanistan and didn't want it to spend another winter in his backyard.  [laugh]


a dude named Kristin?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 09, 2012, 08:07:52 AM
a dude named Kristin?

Well maybe I'm making a mistake  assuming it was a dude.
The name was: Sgt. Kristin Bennett  USAF.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on July 09, 2012, 08:43:37 AM
a dude named Kristin?

I don't see any reason to presume dudehood as opposed to chickdom, but there's a long tradition of names being used first for boys then co-opted for girls: Ashley, Beverly, Evelyn, Hil(l)ary, Kell(e)y, Meredith, Robin, Trac(e)y and Vivian all spring to mind.

There's a (male) Canadian actor with a show currently on US television named Kristen Holden-Ried.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 09, 2012, 08:46:10 AM
I don't see any reason to presume dudehood as opposed to chickdom, but there's a long tradition of names being used first for boys then co-opted for girls: Ashley, Beverly, Evelyn, Hil(l)ary, Kell(e)y, Meredith, Robin, Trac(e)y and Vivian all spring to mind.

There's a (male) Canadian actor with a show currently on US television named Kristen Holden-Ried.

That's all true, but I think it's very unusual these days.  Mr Holden-Reid probably got beat up a lot in elementary school.. :-)  Mainly due to the hyphenated name...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on July 09, 2012, 08:48:40 AM
That's all true, but I think it's very unusual these days.  Mr Holden-Reid probably got beat up a lot in elementary school.. :-)  Mainly due to the hyphenated name...

Maybe that's why he was a pentathlete.

Assumptions cause trouble. We start by assuming that "Sgt." or "motorcycle rider" equals male and end up assuming "Kristin" equals female. We'll never actually know.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 09, 2012, 09:31:47 AM

Assumptions cause trouble.

The whole name thing aside,I AM going to assume that this was a scam.
Focus, people.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on July 09, 2012, 09:55:20 AM
The whole name thing aside,I AM going to assume that this was a scam.

Maybe. We can't discuss the ad, though, because it's been yanked and nobody quoted it here. That's all we've got until the next person fires up a pipe and posts an ad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 09, 2012, 09:59:12 AM
Maybe that's why he was a pentathlete.

Assumptions cause trouble. We start by assuming that "Sgt." or "motorcycle rider" equals male and end up assuming "Kristin" equals female. We'll never actually know.

Meh, I make assumptions all the time and they don't cause too much trouble.  This morning, I assumed my wife put a new roll of TP out. 

And I was wrong.

So I opened the vanity drawer to find something

and there was an old package of baby wipes

took care of bizness

like a boss


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on July 15, 2012, 03:27:10 PM
took care of bizness

like a boss

T. M. I.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mgrisham on July 17, 2012, 02:23:26 PM
This guy figures the bikini bike wash is worth more than $2,000-

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3145625838.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3145625838.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on July 17, 2012, 04:26:18 PM
This guy figures the bikini bike wash is worth more than $2,000-

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3145625838.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3145625838.html)

too bad he's not part of our scavenger hunt. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 18, 2012, 05:25:57 AM
T. M. I.


I was blowing my nose.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bladecutter on July 18, 2012, 10:03:01 AM
I was blowing my nose.

(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4126/5192221149_9558ae40b1.jpg)

BC.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cokey on July 18, 2012, 01:20:52 PM
This guy figures the bikini bike wash is worth more than $2,000-

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3145625838.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3145625838.html)

So if I were to make an offer...  3k$?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on July 18, 2012, 09:02:23 PM
For 3k that works out to be 1 model per K.  I'm in.  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on August 14, 2012, 05:14:28 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Internationally-Featured-World-Class-2003-Ducati-749-Show-Bike-/180951008697?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a218545b9#ht_840wt_726 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Internationally-Featured-World-Class-2003-Ducati-749-Show-Bike-/180951008697?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a218545b9#ht_840wt_726)

:(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: CDChase1981 on August 14, 2012, 05:31:09 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Internationally-Featured-World-Class-2003-Ducati-749-Show-Bike-/180951008697?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a218545b9#ht_840wt_726 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Internationally-Featured-World-Class-2003-Ducati-749-Show-Bike-/180951008697?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a218545b9#ht_840wt_726)

:(

 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [thumbsdown]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on August 14, 2012, 01:28:42 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on August 14, 2012, 06:53:18 PM
it was in a magazine?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on August 14, 2012, 10:03:54 PM
what a waste.
most of the target audience will still scoff since it's not a 'busa with airbrushed grafics.

btw, one of the sales guys at the bmw bike dealer down the street says the bmw 1000rr is becoming the new "it" bike for these guys.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: captinRob on August 14, 2012, 11:06:08 PM

btw, one of the sales guys at the bmw bike dealer down the street says the bmw 1000rr is becoming the new "it" bike for these guys.

 [thumbsdown] what a waste is right. I was okay with "these" guys doing that kinda crap to hayabusa's mostly because well I think they are ugly to start with.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on August 20, 2012, 10:15:43 PM
not on crack ................. just too many energy drinks
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3215915018.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3215915018.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: captinRob on August 20, 2012, 10:44:45 PM
not on crack ................. just too many energy drinks

the things people do. I find its easier to just  throw my bicycle in the back of my pick-up truck.  kinda reminds me of the guy I saw the other day at Discount tire, I wish I could have taken a picture, guy walks in, wearing a Harley Davidson t-shit and picks up a full sized car tire, takes it out side and straps it to the back seat of his Harley, and rides away. I admire his commitment to riding but come on that's why cars come with spare tires.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on August 21, 2012, 03:28:06 AM
that's why cars come with spare tires.
I guess you missed the thread about the cars that don't come w/ spare tires now


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on August 21, 2012, 03:29:41 AM
that's why cars come with spare tires.

Yeah, not so much.....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: captinRob on August 21, 2012, 08:11:49 AM
Yeah, not so much.....

Yeah I guess I missed that one, on that note, next car I buy I'll have to make sure it has one.
still I think that it would be easier to find a friend to help you out instead if strapping 35-50lbs if rubber and metal, that could possibly turn in to flying wheel of death, 2 inches away from your back. but maybe I'm paranoid.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on August 22, 2012, 04:02:58 PM
odd picture...

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3162520619.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3162520619.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 22, 2012, 04:21:21 PM
odd picture...

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3162520619.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3162520619.html)

Methinks bobspapa may have helped with content?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on August 22, 2012, 05:56:01 PM
odd picture...
maybe an accident?
either way its hilarious


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on August 22, 2012, 06:11:48 PM
odd picture...

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3162520619.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3162520619.html)

Now THAT is some funny shit! (pun intended)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: captinRob on August 22, 2012, 10:12:50 PM
that should be flagged as best of craigs list  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 28, 2012, 05:36:05 PM
This guys a dipshit.

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3236170056.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3236170056.html)










 ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on August 28, 2012, 07:31:27 PM
How does a "brand new" bike develop 1,600 miles?  It seems like a misnomer.  Maybe: Demo Bike for sale?  I've heard questionable things about this dealer's service department, maybe their sales department now too?

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3192090158.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3192090158.html)

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8307/7884955218_d9e6eec725.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/62648474@N05/7884955218/)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: captinRob on August 28, 2012, 10:40:09 PM
the guys at the shop must have taken it out for a few test rides.  its good to know the hardware so you can answer the costumers questions, right?  [thumbsup]

Maybe we should thank them, whats the breakin time on that motor?   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 31, 2012, 03:48:58 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3242453078.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3242453078.html)

hmmmm ...I always wanted one of these  when I was younger


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on September 02, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3245101976.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3245101976.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 02, 2012, 10:03:40 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3245101976.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3245101976.html)
Motorcycle Wanted!!! - $1000 (Bakersfield)

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I'm looking for a preferably newer (2000-2012) Harley Davidson Sportster 883 (or 1200) in good condition with low miles to use for school.
 Also considering a Honda Rebel or Shadow.
 $1000-$2500 obo
 PLEEAASSEE help me out!
 Poor college student who can't afford high gas prices!
 6 six 1 three 4 five 7 six 3 three
Somebody help me out, too.  I am a poor family man, corporate slave, strapped down by mortgage, car payment, raising tuition for my kid.  Looking for a newer 2011+ Ducati in good condition with low miles to use for commute.  $1001-2501 obo.
PLEEESSSEE help me out!
Poor dad who can't afford nice sh*t!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on September 03, 2012, 05:45:44 AM
he's probably going to get something closer to a honda rebel (previously wrecked).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 18, 2012, 05:37:05 AM
It is fall.  The time of year when people finally throw in the towel on projects they never should have started in the first place.  Like this for example:

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3278892699.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3278892699.html)


i have a one off triumph that i have had for 13 years. it is so close to done, but i have way to many things going on and this keeps geting put off so up for sale it is. she has a 750 big bore with zero miles on it, race cams, joe hunt mag, cases are shined up like chrome. this is a bonne bike so she has 2 carbs. one off frame ( not one like it anywhere) one off ehx, bee hive oil filter for the oil tank, no batt ( dont need it kick start with a mag) lost more going on. want 6k but make me an offer. call 608-520-3706 or e-mail you have to see the bike to know all that it has. thanks for looking.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunduc on September 18, 2012, 10:47:22 AM
It is fall.  The time of year when people finally throw in the towel on projects they never should have started in the first place.  Like this for example:

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3278892699.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3278892699.html)


i have a one off triumph that i have had for 13 years. it is so close to done, but i have way to many things going on and this keeps geting put off so up for sale it is. she has a 750 big bore with zero miles on it, race cams, joe hunt mag, cases are shined up like chrome. this is a bonne bike so she has 2 carbs. one off frame ( not one like it anywhere) one off ehx, bee hive oil filter for the oil tank, no batt ( dont need it kick start with a mag) lost more going on. want 6k but make me an offer. call 608-520-3706 or e-mail you have to see the bike to know all that it has. thanks for looking.



he is off by two zeros on the price...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on September 18, 2012, 04:13:41 PM
It is fall.  The time of year when people finally throw in the towel on projects they never should have started in the first place.  Like this for example:

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3278892699.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3278892699.html)


i have a one off triumph that i have had for 13 years. it is so close to done, but i have way to many things going on and this keeps geting put off so up for sale it is. she has a 750 big bore with zero miles on it, race cams, joe hunt mag, cases are shined up like chrome. this is a bonne bike so she has 2 carbs. one off frame ( not one like it anywhere) one off ehx, bee hive oil filter for the oil tank, no batt ( dont need it kick start with a mag) lost more going on. want 6k but make me an offer. call 608-520-3706 or e-mail you have to see the bike to know all that it has. thanks for looking.



for that price he could have at least wiped it down.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on September 27, 2012, 09:39:00 PM
I kind of feel bad for this kid.  He probably bought it on impulse, thinking it might make him look cool.  But he didn't realize he still have pay for it in the next 3-5 years.  Then again, I might just email him and mess with him...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3301641974.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3301641974.html)

Quote
2010 ninja250 - $5200 (SHORELINE)

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selling a 250cc Kawasaki ninja runs like a dream!.............. any?? please ask!
 1500k miles had the 1st service done all ready!

 i owe the bank $5200cheaper then dealer price no license fee...then its yours!

 any?? please ask!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on September 28, 2012, 02:36:24 AM
Another victim I'm sure.  [evil]. A hard lesson to learn.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on September 28, 2012, 04:54:00 AM

   [laugh]
  http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3301884703.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3301884703.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on September 28, 2012, 04:38:25 PM
   [laugh]
  http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3301884703.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3301884703.html)

blew a fuse?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on September 29, 2012, 11:58:31 AM
blew a fuse?
I guess it just blew? just like that.
guess there's no going back now... :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on September 30, 2012, 02:53:46 AM
I guess it just blew? just like that.
guess there's no going back now... :-\
      Actually,I was laughing at the fact he wanted to trade for "420 - four twenty", slang for marijuana.   8)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on September 30, 2012, 07:05:19 AM
      Actually,I was laughing at the fact he wanted to trade for "420 - four twenty", slang for marijuana.   8)
How did I not catch that!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on September 30, 2012, 05:24:55 PM
blew a fuse?

"Blew a fuse in August and now she won't start."

Has he replaced that fuse yet?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on September 30, 2012, 06:19:48 PM
Nah, he's baked  [coffee]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on September 30, 2012, 07:58:28 PM
he is off by two zeros on the price...


that might be pesos


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on October 04, 2012, 03:38:35 PM
Why am i not surprised this is from Vermont....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on October 04, 2012, 05:59:55 PM
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8040/8055415854_5189e4a5f1.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/62648474@N05/8055415854/)

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3266875622.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3266875622.html)

Seems a bit overpriced, especially for this time of year.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on October 19, 2012, 04:35:05 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html)

So is it a Wisconsin thing to turn Nortons into choppers or has this plague further?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on October 19, 2012, 06:25:22 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html)

So is it a Wisconsin thing to turn Nortons into choppers or has this plague further?

 [thumbsdown]

who does that??


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on October 19, 2012, 07:01:43 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html)

So is it a Wisconsin thing to turn Nortons into choppers or has this plague further?
Looks like this one was not "infected"
http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3278958162.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3278958162.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on October 19, 2012, 08:12:48 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html)

So is it a Wisconsin thing to turn Nortons into choppers or has this plague further?

That makes me so sad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on October 19, 2012, 09:18:10 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3349026022.html)

So is it a Wisconsin thing to turn Nortons into choppers or has this plague further?

how can a turd be pristine?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on October 19, 2012, 05:54:57 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3351141814.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3351141814.html) :D
Nuthin funny about this one...not sure if its been posted before (goddamn thats hawt):
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/3324194911.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/3324194911.html)
Sweeeet:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/mcy/3270915183.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/mcy/3270915183.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on October 19, 2012, 08:43:41 PM
Looks like this one was not "infected"
http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3278958162.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3278958162.html)

I'd love to see those cans on my SS  [bacon]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1KDS on October 21, 2012, 02:45:53 PM
interesting pic...

http://salem.craigslist.org/mcy/3344149471.html (http://salem.craigslist.org/mcy/3344149471.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on October 21, 2012, 04:48:21 PM
interesting pic...

http://salem.craigslist.org/mcy/3344149471.html (http://salem.craigslist.org/mcy/3344149471.html)

It sneaked up on me, now I'm terrified.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krista on October 26, 2012, 04:45:29 PM
Bbbb.bbb.bbb..b utt its...    [bacon]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on October 26, 2012, 05:55:28 PM
This guy is awesome. I wish I could just go meet him in person.

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/3347534369.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/3347534369.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on October 26, 2012, 09:03:45 PM
he forgot 420


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on October 27, 2012, 03:55:12 AM
interesting pic...

http://salem.craigslist.org/mcy/3344149471.html (http://salem.craigslist.org/mcy/3344149471.html)

Fat Bastard I ATE A BABY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxOTQq9H1EE#)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on October 27, 2012, 10:36:39 AM
he forgot 420

He forgot hideous too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on October 28, 2012, 09:08:47 AM
These are the ones that drive me up the wall: it's junk and doesn't run, but firm on high price because it could be fixed "real easily":

kx 650 bobber up for sale. Runs good. I would say the body is in good condition aside from the small dent in the gas tank. The electrical is off the bike but can be put on the bike easily. Pipes are off the bike but can be put on real easily. Does not have title but their really easy to get. A custom built title can be purchased for around $60. Engine is a drag engine and, with a little carb work, this bike would be right up there. firm on price.

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/3369250403.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/3369250403.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on October 28, 2012, 09:50:34 AM
 [laugh]
I'm sure he's going to sell this real "easy".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on November 02, 2012, 03:56:33 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2225553/Deadly-Craigslist-scheme-Ohio-teen-killer-Brogan-Rafferty-faces-life-prison.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2225553/Deadly-Craigslist-scheme-Ohio-teen-killer-Brogan-Rafferty-faces-life-prison.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AdmiralKit on November 02, 2012, 01:27:16 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2225553/Deadly-Craigslist-scheme-Ohio-teen-killer-Brogan-Rafferty-faces-life-prison.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2225553/Deadly-Craigslist-scheme-Ohio-teen-killer-Brogan-Rafferty-faces-life-prison.html)

That part of Ohio is far more likely to be meth or heroin than crack.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on November 06, 2012, 10:10:08 AM

http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/bar/3294329886.html (http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/bar/3294329886.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on November 06, 2012, 11:21:52 AM
http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/bar/3294329886.html (http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/bar/3294329886.html)



I can't figure out what's worse: this guy's typing skills or his photographic skills (or the bike itself).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on November 06, 2012, 11:52:57 AM
I can't figure out what's worse: this guy's typing skills or his photographic skills (or the bike itself).

"Costume" bike?  Is that because one needs to wear a costume to avoid being recognized while riding this bike?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on November 06, 2012, 12:53:26 PM
I'm thinking there should be a thread dedicated to monsters turned into choppers so we can contain all of our hatred into one place.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on November 06, 2012, 04:54:37 PM
If you use costume pipes do you have to rejet? I'm looking to get some


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on November 06, 2012, 07:32:13 PM
If you use costume pipes do you have to rejet? I'm looking to get some

No, but you must change your makeup.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on November 08, 2012, 04:42:53 AM
I can't figure out what's worse: this guy's typing skills or his photographic skills (or the bike itself).

Sigh… another cruiser rider who mistakenly bought a Ducati.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on November 08, 2012, 09:21:28 AM
There is a ducati for cruiser riders, its called a Diavel, and it is a much better motorcycle in every way than poor abused monster.  Forward controls?  seriously?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: minnesotamonster on November 08, 2012, 03:29:30 PM
This one is just funny  [laugh]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mstevens on November 08, 2012, 03:53:45 PM
This one is just funny  [laugh]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html)

I want that bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunduc on November 08, 2012, 04:24:59 PM
I want that bike.
and i want the story about the robot.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 08, 2012, 04:30:36 PM
Quote
Runs like corn through a goose

What the hell does that suppose to mean?  Diarrhea? 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on November 08, 2012, 04:36:58 PM
I want that bike.

of course you do...it's a make the beast with two backsing sick motorcycle!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on November 08, 2012, 05:09:14 PM
LMAO!!!!

"runs like corn thru a goose"   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

still fcking laughing.........


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on November 08, 2012, 07:58:08 PM
What the hell does that suppose to mean?  Diarrhea?

You are not from the country, are you? It means it is fast. :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 08, 2012, 09:29:37 PM
I've never heard that expression before.  LOL  Well, it going to be part of my everyday vocabulary from now on. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on November 09, 2012, 03:22:03 AM
>Electric start, kickstart, make the beast with two backsing push start, you name it.

man that's funny.  i might give it a roflmfao.

see, the internet really is an outlet for people who otherwise wouldn't find a voice.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on November 09, 2012, 04:15:22 AM
This one is just funny  [laugh]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3394239327.html)
Nice bike but the price is a bit high


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on November 09, 2012, 05:52:49 AM
Lets quote the ad to save it here for posterity:

Quote
Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a make the beast with two backsing sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to make the beast with two backsing bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some make the beast with two backsing jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, make the beast with two backsing push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that mothermake the beast with two backser going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some make the beast with two backsing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERmake the beast with two backsING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on November 09, 2012, 06:01:48 AM
Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on November 09, 2012, 06:07:20 AM
Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!  [laugh]

It has a top speed of at least 300 mph.  That makes it THE MOST make the beast with two backsING BAD ASS BIKE ON THE PLANET!!!

That is over twice as bad ass at the orange 620!  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on November 09, 2012, 02:11:24 PM
Those CB350's were the Wonder Bread of motorcycles back then.
What makes it so badass today? 'Cause it's old?
If so,then that makes me badass!  [laugh]

After going to the vintage Motorcycle Show at Barber Motorsports, I saw some great looking cafe bikes made out of those 350 twins. But stock, they leave a lot to be desired. Back in June I rebuilt the forks and brakes on one if those bikes. The test ride was very uninspiring.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on November 10, 2012, 10:30:14 AM
Lets quote the ad to save it here for posterity:

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some make the beast with two backsing saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee)

Nice of him to include the oil and gas in the bike currently. I usually take it all out before I sell anything with replaceable fluids in it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on November 12, 2012, 01:10:03 PM
This bike looks like it would be a lot of fun!!  [evil] [thumbsup]

Anyone have FHE with one of these?

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/mcy/3404904083.html (http://honolulu.craigslist.org/big/mcy/3404904083.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on November 13, 2012, 10:01:48 AM
uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Triple J on November 13, 2012, 04:39:40 PM
uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html)

 [laugh] That dude has to work in marketing!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on November 14, 2012, 03:00:52 PM
uhh
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/3399108441.html)
Wasn't there a guy selling 2 Sport Classics for $100,000 on eBay awhile back.  Dream big!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 16, 2012, 09:06:53 AM
Quote from: Craigslist crackhead
Nice sport bike - $2100 (HEBER)
Date: 2012-11-04, 5:02PM PST
dm3st-3339263105@sale.craigslist.org[Errors when replying to ads?]
NEW Motorcycle, THIS MOTORCYCLE HAS LESS THAN 500miles (still using it).
CHINESSE BRAND/MAKE 150cc motor size THESE ARE MUCH CHEAPER

GOT STOPPED BY THE COPS WITH NO DRIVERS LICENCE SO NOW I CANT GET A LICENCE.
MUST SELL AT THIS DESPERATE PRICE

(760) 353-2528

I got nothing...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on November 18, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3419449548.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3419449548.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on November 18, 2012, 06:59:02 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3419449548.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3419449548.html)

Now THAT is freekin' awesome!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]

I can't help but wonder if his ole' lady's ass takes up that whole back seat.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on November 18, 2012, 07:11:28 PM
Damn, Joel, you have put on some weight in the last couple years!!!

Is the Santa Suit even going to fit?!!!

(http://images.craigslist.org/3Ld3M93F45K75H45Mdcbi249fdcee130f1e46.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on November 18, 2012, 07:50:23 PM
I'm not fat....I'm big boned.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on November 18, 2012, 08:23:44 PM
I'm not fat....I'm big boned.
8)

"That's what SHE said"!  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on November 18, 2012, 08:52:50 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3397110611.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3397110611.html)

Why would this be priced so high?  The aftermarket stuff does add that much value...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on November 19, 2012, 04:43:30 AM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3397110611.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3397110611.html)

Why would this be priced so high?  The aftermarket stuff does add that much value...
HID w/ bad bulb and a tank dent add a LOT of value.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on November 19, 2012, 06:02:09 AM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3397110611.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3397110611.html)

Why would this be priced so high?  The aftermarket stuff does add that much value...

Because pot is legal in CO now.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on November 19, 2012, 06:07:15 AM
 [popcorn] <- munchies


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on November 20, 2012, 02:35:39 AM
I guess a G does sorta look like a 6

http://redding.craigslist.org/mcy/3360782540.html (http://redding.craigslist.org/mcy/3360782540.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on November 20, 2012, 02:40:32 AM
Sorry to double post but to good not to
http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3313503971.html (http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3313503971.html)
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunduc on November 20, 2012, 05:20:54 AM
Sorry to double post but to good not to
http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3313503971.html (http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3313503971.html)
 [laugh]

it even has the dukati dent.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on November 20, 2012, 06:48:47 AM
(http://images.craigslist.org/5Gc5Ed5M53E13p13N7ca3329dd840bf111545.jpg)

 >:( >:( >:( >:(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on November 29, 2012, 05:15:27 PM
Sorry to double post but to good not to
http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3313503971.html (http://corvallis.craigslist.org/mcy/3313503971.html)
 [laugh]

WANT!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on November 29, 2012, 05:15:38 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680)

must be one of them limited edition tanks


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hunduc on November 29, 2012, 05:32:10 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680)

must be one of them limited edition tanks

did that bike explode?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on November 29, 2012, 06:45:20 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680)

must be one of them limited edition tanks

gotta put that in my watch list to track it.
people will buy anything.
the French proved it when they sold us water in green bottles.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on November 29, 2012, 08:53:36 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/120970808680)

must be one of them limited edition tanks

Might be a good deal.  It comes with a warranty.

From the add:
Condition:    
Used: An item that has been used previously. The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear, but is fully operational and functions as intended. This item may be a floor model or store return that has been used. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of any imperfections. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab
   Warranty:    Yes



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on November 29, 2012, 09:08:52 PM
Might be a good deal.  It comes with a warranty.

From the add:
Condition:    
Used: An item that has been used previously. The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear, but is fully operational and functions as intended. This item may be a floor model or store return that has been used. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of any imperfections. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab
   Warranty:    Yes



LOL!

warranted to perform as a burnt out piece of shit!?  Lol!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 02, 2012, 09:45:37 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on December 02, 2012, 02:08:52 PM
That was awesome. [clap] [bow_down] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on December 02, 2012, 02:11:00 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html)

Marketing aimed at IZ?
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e313/sknywhtboy/1.jpg)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Goat_Herder on December 02, 2012, 10:07:44 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html)
[laugh] [clap] [bow_down]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: militar3rd on December 02, 2012, 10:15:48 PM
Thats my laugh for the day  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on December 03, 2012, 05:01:37 AM
That ad should get an award.

"If you don't know where that is look it up"  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on December 03, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3436033206.html)

Epic FAIL. He spent all that time on the graphics and ends up with a typo error. Proofreading is everything.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on December 04, 2012, 06:12:48 AM
That one should be in "Best of CL". If you dont know of this portion I highly recommend it. Its on the far left of the main page. Something from that section about HD riders:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html)
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on December 04, 2012, 07:00:28 AM
for kopfjager  ;D
http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/3444295540.html (http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/3444295540.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on December 04, 2012, 09:27:49 AM
MARINE COR!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 04, 2012, 10:54:59 AM
I sold the supermoto a few weeks ago, and I can't get any hits on selling the Fox boots I wore when riding it. I thought I'd use a tried and true approach. Sex.


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3454762332.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3454762332.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on December 04, 2012, 11:16:22 AM
I sold the supermoto a few weeks ago, and I can't get any hits on selling the Fox boots I wore when riding it. I thought I'd use a tried and true approach. Sex.


http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3454762332.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/3454762332.html)

Phone call sent


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 04, 2012, 11:40:44 AM
Phone call sent

got it [thumbsup]

thanks [beer]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on December 09, 2012, 10:33:29 PM
Maybe no crack but nice price http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3456895824.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3456895824.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on December 10, 2012, 02:25:55 PM
Just add motorcycle:

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3451407209.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3451407209.html)

(Actually not a bad deal for what's on offer - the pix just made me laugh.)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on December 10, 2012, 04:07:48 PM
Maybe no crack but nice price http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3456895824.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3456895824.html)

Don't get me wrong, I love me some ktm, it's bad ass and I would definitely consider that bike if I were in the market for a big boy sport bike, but there is absolutely no way that things got more curb appeal than a Ducati superbike...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on December 10, 2012, 04:56:05 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love me some ktm, it's bad ass and I would definitely consider that bike if I were in the market for a big boy sport bike, but there is absolutely no way that things got more curb appeal than a Ducati superbike...

Depends which Ducati SBK it's up against!!!  IMHO


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on December 10, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love me some ktm, it's bad ass and I would definitely consider that bike if I were in the market for a big boy sport bike, but there is absolutely no way that things got more curb appeal than a Ducati superbike...

Yea the KTM is a no nonsense bad boy track machine. It looks ok too but it makes me think of the Cylon bike. All those angles it's not what I like.

Even Ducati is doing that and I don't like it but the KTM has got too many very pronounced sharp edges.

However if it was my race bike I wouldn't care so much how it looked, because my focus would me on getting it done as opposed to sex appeal.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on December 10, 2012, 07:53:12 PM
Depends which Ducati SBK it's up against!!!  IMHO

based solely on looks I'd say at least an 1198/99 or any of the 848s, especially that new 848 with the matte black/grey and the red frame.

the ktm is more evil looking tho...and that's good too. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on December 11, 2012, 04:48:25 AM
Just add motorcycle:

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3451407209.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3451407209.html)

(Actually not a bad deal for what's on offer - the pix just made me laugh.)

The best thing you can do for a "baby" GW is throw the bags and fairing into the trash can. It makes for a  much better bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on December 11, 2012, 04:52:05 AM
Maybe no crack but nice price http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3456895824.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/3456895824.html)

When you translate that ad (using Babelfish Pu$$ywhipped to English filter), it says, "my wife/GF is making me sell it".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on December 12, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3473758238.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3473758238.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on December 12, 2012, 07:35:28 PM
When the biggest tool in the garage just won't fit in a toolbox...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on December 13, 2012, 07:54:43 AM
Those fictional biker gang names are always so over the top "Sons of Anarchy"  bleah.  They almost me want to start a biker gang called the "Nephews of Civil Unrest" or something.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on December 13, 2012, 01:50:18 PM
"The Purveyors Of Destruction...And Candy."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on December 13, 2012, 01:53:38 PM
  [laugh]
or the "Cousins of Disobedience" ?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: gr1976 on December 13, 2012, 02:34:51 PM
"lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos"...?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 13, 2012, 04:18:03 PM
The Red Headed Step Children of Incontinence


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on December 13, 2012, 09:10:06 PM
Uncles of Acid Reflux


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on December 14, 2012, 08:03:24 AM
Associates of dissatisfaction


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on December 14, 2012, 08:22:08 AM
Associates of dissatisfaction

I like this one. ^^


How about

onlookers of mayhem

Or

Hells Unicorns


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 14, 2012, 11:45:41 AM
Disciple's of the Status Quo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on December 14, 2012, 01:12:42 PM
Easily Provoked Motorcycle Club


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brimo on December 15, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm259/andrewb172/stuff/view.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on December 15, 2012, 05:11:07 PM
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm259/andrewb172/stuff/view.jpg)

I vote this as the best one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on December 18, 2012, 11:15:46 AM
http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/3485923165.html (http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/3485923165.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on December 18, 2012, 05:19:10 PM
http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/3485923165.html (http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/3485923165.html)

I remember a recent-ish news story about something similar.  I don't remember if the one below is the exact one or just another example of sick people.

http://crime.about.com/od/craigslist/a/philip-markoff.htm (http://crime.about.com/od/craigslist/a/philip-markoff.htm)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on December 18, 2012, 07:43:42 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/69205138.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/69205138.html)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html)

Long reads but very funny


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on December 18, 2012, 09:09:05 PM
I like the crack head one. I think I have it bookmarked. Did DQ write that?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Greg on December 30, 2012, 10:10:06 AM
Must be the "original tool kit" that is driving up the price.

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/3425616546.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/3425616546.html)

2008 Ducati 848 - $15000 (San Antonio)
White Ducati 848 supersport. 3600 miles. Perfect condition. 1 previous owner. Will throw in 2 helmets (1half helmet and 1 full faced) and 2 vests one reflective. Still has original tool kit.







Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on December 30, 2012, 10:15:24 AM
Must be the "original tool kit" that is driving up the price.

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/3425616546.html (http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/3425616546.html)

2008 Ducati 848 - $15000 (San Antonio)
White Ducati 848 supersport. 3600 miles. Perfect condition. 1 previous owner. Will throw in 2 helmets (1half helmet and 1 full faced) and 2 vests one reflective. Still has original tool kit.

nice of him to throw in the helmets and vests and tool kit when one could buy a brand new bike for less than that price...





[/quote]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucNaked on January 02, 2013, 11:11:04 AM
http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3449642863.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/3449642863.html)

Italian cafe racer - $900 (south portland)

Date: 2012-12-26, 12:48PM EST
Reply to this post zxdsz-3449642863@sale.craigslist.org[?]
for sale, one 'General 5 star' cafe racer made by motori minarelli . uses super reliable mineralli v1 motor. High performance v1 kick start engine and cylinder (normaly pedal start) specially imported from Italy for this bike. circuit racing exhaust pipe makes this bike fast off the line and not loose power going up hill like most other small bikes. This whole bike has been gone over and upgraded to current standards, but with a strong emphasis on not losing the feel of the vintage gp feel . Mods to the bike include indigan clip on bars; ultra light, period correct, cafe tank; sha15.15 carburetor; proma pipe and high flow air filter to list a few. great little bike and way more reliable than most new scooters at a fraction of the cost. At 50 cc's it's legally a moped, so no special motorcycle licence is required. 50cc, 40mph, 100mpg, 100lbs. what more can you want for a jack rabbit racer? $900

(http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac51/rllout/1470CCF5-D1AA-4244-B165-CC7DE210378A-16178-00001D7E441ED33C.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 14, 2013, 05:37:47 PM
WHAT IS THIS??
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/3543926211.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/3543926211.html)
(https://sites.google.com/site/imagesajw/_/rsrc/1358258233579/home/5.png?height=668&width=800)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 14, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
Poor attempt at a Confederate Wraith knockoff.

(http://forum.motorcycle-usa.com/attach.aspx/17512/Wraith.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 14, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
Poor attempt at a Confederate Wraith knockoff.

(http://forum.motorcycle-usa.com/attach.aspx/17512/Wraith.jpg)

It may be poor but its better than I can do.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on January 15, 2013, 04:52:25 PM
That, and the R131 Fighter:

(http://images-3.static-mulu.me/uploads/attachment/image/9163/large_swjfhsdlkjfhlskdhsldkhfsldkjfhslkdhsdlkjfhsdlhj1.jpg?v=1)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on January 16, 2013, 07:38:54 AM
That right there is the product of a diseased imagination.  So are the Confederates.  Engine by Ducati, frame by Al's Plumbing Supply.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on January 16, 2013, 09:32:58 AM
+1

Looks like it would be more fun to ride the other (i.e. facing left in the photo above).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on January 16, 2013, 09:13:16 PM
High quality manufacturing http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3549845353.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3549845353.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 16, 2013, 09:22:23 PM
High quality manufacturing http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3549845353.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3549845353.html)

looks like he took the pictures himself in the mirror.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 16, 2013, 10:10:55 PM
looks like he took the pictures himself in the mirror.

Yes.

Of him wearing an unlicensed, knockoff jacket.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on January 18, 2013, 11:03:52 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/3542976353.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/3542976353.html)
A fighter? Really?? I guess to schmedly there simply removing the ruined fairings counts as fightering your bike. Woo nelly! Watch out!
One of a kind, lol.....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on January 18, 2013, 08:52:52 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/3542976353.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/3542976353.html)
A fighter? Really?? I guess to schmedly there simply removing the ruined fairings counts as fightering your bike. Woo nelly! Watch out!
One of a kind, lol.....

If that bike won the fight I would hate to see the looser.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 18, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
If that bike won the fight I would hate to see the looser.


[laugh]
Nice


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on January 21, 2013, 04:11:02 AM
What a steal at $11000!!! (http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/3552466698.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pedro-bot on January 21, 2013, 04:30:37 AM
What a steal at $11000!!! (http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/3552466698.html)

The Red makes it twice as fast and twice as expensive.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDkid on January 21, 2013, 07:42:46 PM
What a steal at $11000!!! (http://newlondon.craigslist.org/mcy/3552466698.html)

it looks like it even comes with the coveted dent on the left side of the tank...at least the pixels makes it look like it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on January 22, 2013, 04:28:07 AM
The Red makes it twice as fast and twice as expensive.
I had to do a triple take to make sure i wasn't seeing things.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on January 22, 2013, 09:35:49 AM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3549561717.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3549561717.html)

The 749 was a 4-cyl?  ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 22, 2013, 10:17:26 AM
Not only that but its a 748 and a 748s model at the same time. Those are rare and valuable. specially the 4 cyl ones. Its on the internet so it must be true.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on January 22, 2013, 10:36:56 AM
Not only that but its a 748 and a 748s model at the same time. Those are rare and valuable. specially the 4 cyl ones. Its on the internet so it must be true.

I could be wrong on this, but wasn't the S only a monoposto?



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 22, 2013, 10:40:42 AM
I have no idea.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 22, 2013, 03:36:11 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3549561717.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/3549561717.html)

The 749 was a 4-cyl?  ???

Are those plates under the tires & kickstand?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on January 22, 2013, 04:02:38 PM
Are those plates under the tires & kickstand?

Ducati...  It's what's for dinner. ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 22, 2013, 04:06:41 PM
Are those plates under the tires & kickstand?

You gotta have plates if your going to serve up BS..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on January 22, 2013, 04:33:11 PM
that's so his mom doesn't yell at him for leaving tire tracks on the wood floor.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Billyzoom on January 22, 2013, 10:24:19 PM
While browsing for a WR250R, came across another dual purpose option, with much more power.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3548128539.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3548128539.html)

Vroom!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on January 23, 2013, 03:38:57 AM
While browsing for a WR250R, came across another dual purpose option, with much more power.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3548128539.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3548128539.html)

Vroom!

Fit some scrambler pipes on that and it would be perfect.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 23, 2013, 05:36:18 AM
While browsing for a WR250R, came across another dual purpose option, with much more power.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3548128539.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/3548128539.html)

Vroom!

" (now 836 cc) "   ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Privateer on January 23, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on January 23, 2013, 05:50:38 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html)

Why? That's all I have to say is Why?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 23, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html)

[puke] [puke] [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2013, 05:51:48 PM
That sport hog is f'n hilarious!

JM


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Pedro-bot on January 23, 2013, 06:44:57 PM
That poor bike.  :(

Just 'cause it was born ugly doesn't make it ok to F*CK it all up.  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on January 23, 2013, 07:04:15 PM
That poor bike.  :(

Just 'cause it was born ugly doesn't make it ok to F*CK it all up.  :P

 [clap] [clap] [clap] :-*


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 24, 2013, 05:18:06 AM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html)

This is now the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. Why hasn't this started a trend?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 24, 2013, 05:51:44 AM
This is now the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. Why hasn't this started a trend?


Oh, but it has.

(http://www.ducati.com/fe-web/diavel/img/gallery/bzoom/36_Diavel_Carbon.jpg)

 [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 24, 2013, 12:46:50 PM
Oh, but it has.

(http://www.ducati.com/fe-web/diavel/img/gallery/bzoom/36_Diavel_Carbon.jpg)

 [cheeky]


[laugh] [laugh]
Oh, c'mon.

That's funny though!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on January 24, 2013, 04:50:20 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html)

it's nice when things make you feel much more normal.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on January 25, 2013, 08:08:17 PM
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3562026073.html)
The floorboards ruin it for me.


But here's a cool Duc here in nyc
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3536438373.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3536438373.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 26, 2013, 02:00:48 AM
But here's a cool Duc here in nyc
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3536438373.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3536438373.html)

Nice luggage rack, but seems a bit high for the mileage...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 26, 2013, 02:30:09 AM
I'd say it's in line with expectations, given the location and accessories.

But that bike wasn't featured in Tron.  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on January 26, 2013, 03:34:29 AM
But that bike wasn't featured in Tron.  :P

Which inherently makes it worth less ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 29, 2013, 08:03:31 AM
Am I missing something?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on January 29, 2013, 08:22:23 AM
Am I missing something?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html)

They are rare but not that rare. You can pretty much buy any recent SBK for that kind of money.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on January 29, 2013, 08:38:19 AM
Am I missing something?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html)
Didn't you see it says it's very rare.
From the description
"2002 Ducati 748 S , This very rare Ducati race machine was brought to the USA in small numbers . Come and see it today !"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on January 29, 2013, 08:43:58 AM
Am I missing something?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/mcd/3579465776.html)

You missed the full race kit of spares - motors, wheels & tools - and the trailer & tow vehicle that are a part of that deal.



Unfortunately, so did the seller.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on January 30, 2013, 05:06:46 AM
I especially like the ignition on it:
(http://images.craigslist.org/3E93Mc3Lb5N55L85Gad1t8b7b92ec1e5213b0.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on January 30, 2013, 11:12:18 AM
I'm looking at the photos, and I think it's just a very poorly presented ad.

It's obviously a race/track bike, it's got no lights, and running slicks.
Those wheels don't look OEM, and the front has 16.5 written on it... so likely they're magnesium.

The photo above shows a Magneti Marelli dash.
I can't identify it specifically, but the little I could find suggested it's ~$2k unit.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on January 30, 2013, 12:33:41 PM
It looks like a 748RS to me...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on January 30, 2013, 12:47:02 PM
It looks like a 748RS to me...

That's what i first thought when i saw it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on January 30, 2013, 12:56:33 PM
That's what i first thought when i saw it.

In which I would agree that very little were actually brought to the US.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on January 31, 2013, 05:39:59 AM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/3543674062.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/3543674062.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on January 31, 2013, 06:02:53 AM
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/3543674062.html (http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/3543674062.html)

Garage queens are depressing.....These bikes were meant to be ridden!! They are not going dissolve in water!

This is the opposite of the above bike (http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/features/me_and_my_bike/122_1205_1993_ducati_supermono)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on January 31, 2013, 08:35:35 AM
Garage queens are depressing.....These bikes were meant to be ridden!! They are not going dissolve in water!

This is the opposite of the above bike (http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/features/me_and_my_bike/122_1205_1993_ducati_supermono)

I would easily give my left nut for one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on January 31, 2013, 09:41:26 AM
I would easily give my left nut for one.

I would give YOUR right nut for one! :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: BastrdHK on January 31, 2013, 01:55:25 PM
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/3461771095.html (http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/3461771095.html)

F' yeah....STREET FIGHTER/RACE BIKE


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on January 31, 2013, 06:29:09 PM
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/3461771095.html (http://knoxville.craigslist.org/mcy/3461771095.html)

F' yeah....STREET FIGHTER/RACE BIKE

And tonight on street fighters gone wrong.....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on January 31, 2013, 07:05:29 PM
And tonight on street fighters gone wrong.....

Oh that's ugly!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on February 01, 2013, 05:47:04 AM

 [bang]I volunteer to take that poor abused bike in, give it a home and take off all of that crap, and as time and cash allow, restore it.  Who will donate to the 77south home for wayward Italian motorcycles to help me make it happen?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on February 01, 2013, 06:15:19 AM
All it needs is the 759/999 kit from Radical Ducati, note to self start looking for 749/999 project bikes.....  ;D ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MadDuck on February 01, 2013, 08:38:34 AM
Yeah, but for $3K you could hardly go wrong.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: freeclimbmtb on February 01, 2013, 09:05:10 AM
(http://images.raccoon357.multiply.com/image/Ltl48OqpPSbnvfhcGuCKoA/photos/1M/300x300/722/CMy-DocumentsFunny-StuffClevelandNasty.jpg?et=Zblhn%2BruAwu2E2BQNOG1Tg&nmid=0)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on February 01, 2013, 12:47:51 PM
(http://images.raccoon357.multiply.com/image/Ltl48OqpPSbnvfhcGuCKoA/photos/1M/300x300/722/CMy-DocumentsFunny-StuffClevelandNasty.jpg?et=Zblhn%2BruAwu2E2BQNOG1Tg&nmid=0)

[laugh] [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on February 03, 2013, 10:33:22 AM
[bang]I volunteer to take that poor abused bike in, give it a home and take off all of that crap, and as time and cash allow, restore it.  Who will donate to the 77south home for wayward Italian motorcycles to help me make it happen?

(http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii603/1pt21GW/sally-struthers-african-childrencopy_zps8a9e14ff.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on February 03, 2013, 02:21:40 PM
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3535857061 (http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3535857061)


just HILARIOUS when he says

"gotta remake the beast with two backsulate the carbonator, should run"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 03, 2013, 03:14:00 PM
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3535857061 (http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3535857061.html)


just HILARIOUS when he says

"gotta remake the beast with two backsulate the carbonator, should run"

fixed your linky


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on February 03, 2013, 05:10:14 PM
ref***ulate.....new favorite word


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on February 05, 2013, 07:06:20 PM
he also said carbornator. LOL oh man im loving this one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on February 05, 2013, 10:02:12 PM
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html (http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on February 06, 2013, 04:22:35 AM
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html (http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html)


Why?!!!

 [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on February 06, 2013, 04:30:15 AM
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html (http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html)


(http://hotpopjunk.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/no-darth_vader.jpeg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on February 06, 2013, 06:31:21 PM
Im so proud. I just showed the picture of it to my gf. She says: "THATS effing ugly"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on February 07, 2013, 06:36:42 AM
Quote
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcy/3542300735.html
We must find the person responsible for this and stop them.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on February 07, 2013, 07:18:12 AM
With all the years I've spent pining for a 748, that just makes my heart hurt.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 09, 2013, 09:33:33 AM
Here's a eBay Cousin to the Craig's List Crack Addict...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-RED-BMW-K1200RS-/130848261375?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e772a04ff#v4-36 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-RED-BMW-K1200RS-/130848261375?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e772a04ff#v4-36)

I didn't read past this little gem before I knew I had to share it here...

"Bad news: Engine's done.  Not sure exactly 'what'...will be your problem - sorry.  'Why' is because I failed to add oil.  My bad, but most certainly NOT an indicator of how this bike was treated throughout her life."

Translation?  I blew up the engine due to neglect, but I took great care of the important things like replacing turn signal fluids and lubricating the side stand bearings.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on February 09, 2013, 09:53:35 AM
Here's a eBay Cousin to the Craig's List Crack Addict...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-RED-BMW-K1200RS-/130848261375?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e772a04ff#v4-36 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1998-RED-BMW-K1200RS-/130848261375?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e772a04ff#v4-36)

I didn't read past this little gem before I knew I had to share it here...

"Bad news: Engine's done.  Not sure exactly 'what'...will be your problem - sorry.  'Why' is because I failed to add oil.  My bad, but most certainly NOT an indicator of how this bike was treated throughout her life."

Translation?  I blew up the engine due to neglect, but I took great care of the important things like replacing turn signal fluids and lubricating the side stand bearings.

True, but that's a helluva bike for 2k or less. (Lots of spare motors around.)
Pre-final drive problems and pre-Canbuss, too.
I'd be really tempted.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on February 09, 2013, 06:30:55 PM
bmw's acceptable limit for oil use is 1 litre per 1,000km.  if they use less than that, there's no grounds for a warranty claim.  they had to put stickers on the tanks telling people to check oil level, esp the r1100/1150 as quite a lot of them got blown up by 5,000km as they'd used the oil.

so it doesn't neccesarily mean shoddy maintenance, it might just mean someone used to ujm blew up a bmw.  good ol' bavarian money waster.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on February 10, 2013, 09:54:22 AM
WTF?

1liter per 1000 km?

That's a two-stroke!

They saving money by not fitting oil rings?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on February 10, 2013, 06:50:11 PM
 My BMW R1100S did not use any oil between changes. Go figger.  Butt a K1200RS that I had threw the #1 con rod out the side of the motor one night on the highway outside of Tucson. Ya just never know, ya know?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on February 10, 2013, 10:53:15 PM
True, but that's a helluva bike for 2k or less. (Lots of spare motors around.)
Pre-final drive problems and pre-Canbuss, too.
I'd be really tempted.

not bad even to buy for a part out...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on April 04, 2013, 10:42:45 AM
At $1900 could be good project bike.  Already has clip-ons, aftermarket exhaust and levers.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3722036095.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3722036095.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: the_Journeyman on April 04, 2013, 10:55:11 AM
!That would make a great parts bin for my M750!

JM


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on April 04, 2013, 11:00:45 AM
At $1900 could be good project bike.  Already has clip-ons, aftermarket exhaust and levers.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3722036095.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3722036095.html)



4705 on the odometer, I thought my 2000 was embarassingly low at 8900


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on April 04, 2013, 01:34:09 PM
stolen?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bladecutter on April 04, 2013, 03:28:48 PM
stolen?

"Lost keys" and way below market value make me think yes to your question.

BC.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on April 04, 2013, 05:22:37 PM
At $1900 could be good project bike.  Already has clip-ons, aftermarket exhaust and levers.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3722036095.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/3722036095.html)



The price looks about right (maybe even a little high) for a non-running salvage title on this side of the country...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: BastrdHK on April 04, 2013, 06:34:05 PM
I don't think anybody is going to the trouble of stealing an '00 M750.  He would be an idiot to post the bike on CL as well, asking to get pinched.

It is most likely legit, no ecu to worry about, just get a new key matched to the ignition/locks.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on April 04, 2013, 11:56:42 PM
I don't think anybody is going to the trouble of stealing an '00 M750.  He would be an idiot to post the bike on CL as well, asking to get pinched.

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

a guy i used to work with found his guzzi lm3 stolen one morning.  started ringing round, letting everyone in the country know, etc.  the usual thing.

it was found a week or so later about 1/2 km away, leaning against a tree.  probably someone who figured riding was better than walking, then decided pretty quick they'd rather walk after all.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on April 05, 2013, 09:25:43 AM
...probably someone who figured riding was better than walking, then decided pretty quick they'd rather walk after all.

 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on April 08, 2013, 09:37:33 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3697839302.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3697839302.html)

so... besides a horrifying waste of $500 what is it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on April 08, 2013, 11:10:57 AM
That is a 650 Paso that has had a very very hard life. I have always wanted one. but not that one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: needtorque on April 08, 2013, 12:23:13 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mcy/3690134637.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/mcy/3690134637.html)

Pretty nice S4.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on April 09, 2013, 10:19:33 PM
Is it really necessary to add "non-operational" to this listing?

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3733223587.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3733223587.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on April 09, 2013, 11:38:00 PM
Sadly, yes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 10, 2013, 02:44:48 AM
Is it really necessary to add "non-operational" to this listing?

Ya never know, some one might try to throw it in a frame with a raked out front end and call it a custom chopper. ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on April 10, 2013, 07:56:24 AM
Ya never know, some one might try to throw it in a frame with a raked out front end and call it a custom chopper. ;)

You might be surprised who they'd be able to pass.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 11, 2013, 01:58:48 AM
Is it really necessary to add "non-operational" to this listing?

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3733223587.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3733223587.html)

same logic applies for hair dryer warnings.....do not use near water.   :-X


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on April 19, 2013, 11:51:02 PM
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcd/3723985843.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcd/3723985843.html)

I have a problem... I think that the linked bike is a good idea...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 20, 2013, 12:45:18 AM
so......you can now go to a super moto track....and one you get there, shake the paint cans used to spruce up the clubhouse.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on April 20, 2013, 10:44:14 AM
This is AZ... that thing is street legal.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on April 20, 2013, 12:09:07 PM
Dude...You need to lay off the pipe, and the effing spray cans. Arrg!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3743989240.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3743989240.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on April 20, 2013, 02:12:28 PM
Dude...You need to lay off the pipe, and the effing spray cans. Arrg!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3743989240.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3743989240.html)

I would talk him down about $200 because of the spray paint. It looks similar to my 750 when I bought it. It was all jacked up too. But I paid $3000 for mine.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on April 20, 2013, 10:16:04 PM
This guy has a Squid/Honda graveyard in his garage.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3756570282.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3756570282.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on April 20, 2013, 11:09:36 PM
This guy has a Squid/Honda graveyard in his garage.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3756570282.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3756570282.html)

"Bike turns on so u can hear it sound good and ran beast.."

Sold!!!!!   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on April 20, 2013, 11:32:30 PM
"Bike turns on so u can hear it sound good and ran beast.."

Sold!!!!!   [laugh]
[/quo

$$$?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on April 21, 2013, 12:10:58 AM
What is most amazing to me is that he has apparently wrecked all those Hondas on the wall of shame, and yet he still wants another. Might be time for a change of pace. He must be wearing decent gear at least. lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on April 21, 2013, 06:15:30 PM
What is most amazing to me is that he has apparently wrecked all those Hondas on the wall of shame, and yet he still wants another. Might be time for a change of pace. He must be wearing decent gear at least. lol

I think the Honda the seller wants now is a car...
Quote
I want to trade for a Honda needs to be stick and all kinds & models/years are welcome. 8184146770

Then again, he's already proven himself a grammar champ so perhaps he meant slick, or sick, or suck.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on April 21, 2013, 10:08:59 PM
 ??? WTF ?!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3758417875.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3758417875.html)

whatever.....it's freakin' awesome!  ;D [cheeky] [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: militar3rd on April 22, 2013, 03:29:55 PM
??? WTF ?!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3758417875.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3758417875.html)

whatever.....it's freakin' awesome!  ;D [cheeky] [clap]

50 HP!? Man that power-to-weight ratio...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on April 22, 2013, 05:24:32 PM
50 HP!? Man that power-to-weight ratio...

Yeah, I'm thinking that should say 5.0 hp... and where the hell do you sit?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 22, 2013, 07:04:14 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lcXKy9JodWM (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lcXKy9JodWM)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on April 22, 2013, 07:28:02 PM
50cc=50hp right?

too bad you can't ride goofy on it. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on April 22, 2013, 07:34:03 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lcXKy9JodWM (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lcXKy9JodWM)

Accident waiting to happen.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NakedPastaRocket on April 22, 2013, 10:43:20 PM
??? WTF ?!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3758417875.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3758417875.html)

whatever.....it's freakin' awesome!  ;D [cheeky] [clap]

WTF is that? Motorized skateboard of sorts?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on April 22, 2013, 10:55:05 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lcXKy9JodWM (http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lcXKy9JodWM)

ha! it is freakin' awesome!  :D

looks like a really fun way to die.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on April 22, 2013, 11:21:25 PM
http://kidsonroll.com/Skateboards/Wheelman50ccGasSkateboard.php (http://kidsonroll.com/Skateboards/Wheelman50ccGasSkateboard.php)
it can be bought!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on April 23, 2013, 09:52:40 AM
i would totally injure myself badly on one of those.

i would also have fun [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NakedPastaRocket on April 23, 2013, 02:22:51 PM
That thing does 25mph, yikes.  I had an electric skateboard that went about 18-20mph, and that's about as fast as you want to go on something like that, trust me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on April 24, 2013, 01:31:43 PM
I only believe this guy is on the crack, because he is letting this AWESOME Duc go!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/3760832146.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/3760832146.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on April 24, 2013, 04:41:21 PM
lol

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3763867358.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3763867358.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on April 24, 2013, 04:55:57 PM
lol

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3763867358.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3763867358.html)

Now that's funny!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on April 24, 2013, 05:12:06 PM
I assume it is for Grannies with their original teeth.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on May 01, 2013, 03:34:44 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/3777447329.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/3777447329.html)

"I HAVE A "NEW" 2004 999 WITH 279 MILES ON IT"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 01, 2013, 03:53:51 AM
He should just part it out. Surely he could get at least 2.5k easy for the engine.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on May 01, 2013, 04:02:41 AM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/3777447329.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/3777447329.html)

"I HAVE A "NEW" 2004 999 WITH 279 MILES ON IT"

That has track bike written all over it. Rad makes some sweet fairings for the 999/749. Thats what i would do if i had an extra 4k lying around.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on May 01, 2013, 04:35:10 AM
That has track bike written all over it. Rad makes some sweet fairings for the 999/749. Thats what i would do if i had an extra 4k lying around.

The frame looks bent to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on May 01, 2013, 10:20:51 AM
That has track bike written all over it. Rad makes some sweet fairings for the 999/749. Thats what i would do if i had an extra 4k lying around.

Yes indeed. With no title its a track bike alright.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on May 01, 2013, 12:54:51 PM
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/3777447329.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/mcy/3777447329.html)

"I HAVE A "NEW" 2004 999 WITH 279 MILES ON IT"

What a crack pipe. I wouldn't pay more than 2500 for a wrecked 999 with NO Title. Salvage 3 grand maybe... At least I would know its not stolen.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on May 01, 2013, 05:27:41 PM
It's a nice bike, but $13,500?

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/3776363264.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/3776363264.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 01, 2013, 06:07:59 PM
It's a nice bike, but $13,500?

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/3776363264.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/3776363264.html)


Fairly standard price around here. Seen plenty for more than that as well. It's a limited production run.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 02, 2013, 01:13:59 AM
Fairly standard price around here. Seen plenty for more than that as well. It's a limited production run.

^^
This

There are a few around me going for over 20K.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on May 02, 2013, 07:21:29 PM
It's a nice bike, but $13,500?

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/3776363264.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/3776363264.html)


It wasn't $13,500 brand new was it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 02, 2013, 07:38:28 PM
Started at $11k.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 02, 2013, 07:51:22 PM
I was at a Duc/Triumph/BMW dealership the other day.

Bullshitting with the sales guy, he made a comment about how he couldn't GIVE Sport Classics away when they first came out. Now he gets a couple of requests/inquiries per month of people looking for em.

Makes the <$9k I paid for my '06 (in April of '08) seem like a pretty good investment.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on May 03, 2013, 05:07:42 AM
very true.  was the same for us.

the best way to make a bike desirable is to stop making before everyone expects you to.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on May 06, 2013, 05:46:08 PM
I can't believe they're only asking 6K for this gem, http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 06, 2013, 05:50:34 PM
dare i say it........ Looks like a Norm creation.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 06, 2013, 06:02:16 PM
 Urrpppp!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on May 06, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
I was at a Duc/Triumph/BMW dealership the other day.

Bullshitting with the sales guy, he made a comment about how he couldn't GIVE Sport Classics away when they first came out. Now he gets a couple of requests/inquiries per month of people looking for em.

Makes the <$9k I paid for my '06 (in April of '08) seem like a pretty good investment.

Part of that was just the bad timing of the release.

(http://www.online-stock-trading-guide.com/image-files/usdeclinestart.gif)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on May 07, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
I can't believe they're only asking 6K for this gem, http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html)

omg   [thumbsdown] [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 07, 2013, 06:33:08 PM
I can't believe they're only asking 6K for this gem, http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html)

 Ya know, ya just can't hardly BUY an exhaust like that!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on May 07, 2013, 08:51:09 PM
Did anybody look at all the pictures of that thing? Theres paint missing off the frame, and weird looking appendages all over it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 07, 2013, 09:28:18 PM
Did anybody look at all the pictures of that thing? Theres paint missing off the frame, and weird looking appendages all over it.
Yeah, that thing is a freak of terblanchist proportions with none of the aesthetic sense... custom is an accurate description, well-thought-out is not.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 08, 2013, 03:19:56 PM
Is it me? Or does this just not look right?:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3793219953.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3793219953.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 08, 2013, 03:26:06 PM
Is it me? Or does this just not look right?:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3793219953.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3793219953.html)
but he appears not to be lying...
(http://www.motomotivo.com/1a.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 08, 2013, 03:44:04 PM
True. But asthetically, and financially it just doen't work for me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 09, 2013, 06:46:22 PM
OK, but if the ABS BREAKS I don't want it...

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/3768434413.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/3768434413.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2013, 12:47:46 AM
OK, but if the ABS BREAKS I don't want it...

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/3768434413.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/3768434413.html)

I don't think people will ever learn the difference between breaks and brakes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on May 10, 2013, 05:23:00 AM
I don't think people will ever learn the difference between breaks and brakes.
Your right.  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on May 10, 2013, 06:42:34 AM
Your right.  ;)

There never going to learn  :D

Is it me? Or does this just not look right?:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3793219953.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3793219953.html)

That guy is a member on the board. He builds some incredible bikes...like I haven't seen one yet that I don't like.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 10, 2013, 06:46:43 AM


That guy is a member on the board. He builds some incredible bikes...like I haven't seen one yet that I don't like.

I guess it's just me. I meant no offence.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 10, 2013, 07:57:01 AM
Not a crack head, but a REALLY nice SBK

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/3796510302.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/3796510302.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 10, 2013, 09:39:45 AM
 Speaking of Craigslist, there is an M1100S on the list here in puddletown that would be a perfect replacement for mine if the insurance ever gets finished, butt the person does not answer my emails!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 10, 2013, 09:42:39 AM
Did you include your contact info in the e-mail? Sometimes cl sellers are particular about that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 10, 2013, 10:56:33 AM
 As  my message came from my comcast.net email addy I figured that all they had to do was hit reply. Maybe I should try again.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on May 10, 2013, 11:08:25 AM
Your right.  ;)
There never going to learn  :D

 [laugh] [laugh]
Nice work guys! Forgot I've seen those quite a bit too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DexterMorgan on May 10, 2013, 08:08:05 PM
Not a crack head, but a REALLY nice SBK

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/3796510302.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/3796510302.html)

Sick bike


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 13, 2013, 05:47:48 AM
This is kind of  a neat bike:
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801409558.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801409558.html)

1975 Laverda SFII. Excellent mechanical and cosmetic condition. Painted by previous owner, otherwise original. Newer tires. Right-hand shift. Lots of loud fun but still well mannered. Front rotors are stock though the holes drilled in them (for lightness) are not. Clear title.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 13, 2013, 06:59:36 AM
And that last bike's big brother:
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801397374.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801397374.html)

Laverda Monty in outstanding condition. This is one of the prototype machines built by Slater Brothers Racing before transfer of the design to the Laverda Factory. This is essentially a racing bike - Montys don't idle, they are very loud, spray gas out of their carbs and are no fun to try and drive around town but ride it out on the open road and be prepared for an experience. Amazing handling, reasonably fast (500cc) and loads of fun. The only way you'll get more attention is to run naked down State street with a live chicken on your head.

Expensive - yes. Unique, insane fun - absolutely. No low-ball offers please - that just insults the machine.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 13, 2013, 07:12:51 AM
I assume the same guy in Mount Horeb is selling all of these bikes.
I am about to make someones day.  No joke, this is a winner.  I am considering getting an ill advised loan to buy this.  But I'm getting married on Saturday, so I can't. 

For the love of god, someone who appreciates this machine should own it:
 [evil] [evil] [evil] [evil] [evil]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801369630.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801369630.html)

1979 900SS Ducati - bevel drive - $22600 (Mt. Horeb)
image 1 image 2 image 3 image 4 image 5 image 6
Beautiful ORIGINAL 1979 900SS Ducati. Exceptional cosmetic and mechanical condition. Featured in Ian Falloon's book "Original Ducati Sport and Super Sport". Currently fitted with Works shocks. Original units are included. Contis, newer tires. Amazing sound and performance.
Yes, its expensive but you aren't going to find another one like this. If you're seriously interested, drop me a note. Please don't pester me with low-ball offers

    Location: Mt. Horeb


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on May 13, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
For the love of god, someone who appreciates this machine should own it:
 [evil] [evil] [evil] [evil] [evil]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801369630.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3801369630.html)
Snaps look nice and that's an OK price because collectors have driven that market much higher. One with that mileage could easily have mechanical needs. I had a silver one of that vintage for 6 months but swapped it for a Pantah. They steer like aircraft carriers and will NOT turn at low speed without a lot on hanging off. NOT my style. That black lacquer also scratches if you look at it sideways. Belongs on a mantelpiece or Autostrada, not on backroads...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 13, 2013, 07:50:30 AM
Quote
Snaps look nice and that's an OK price because collectors have driven that market much higher. One with that mileage could easily have mechanical needs. I had a silver one of that vintage for 6 months but swapped it for a Pantah. They steer like aircraft carriers and will NOT turn at low speed without a lot on hanging off. NOT my style. That black lacquer also scratches if you look at it sideways. Belongs on a mantelpiece or Autostrada, not on backroads...
I am accepting donations, so that I can find room for it at the 77south home for wayward Italian motorcycles.  I promise it will be ridden and admired and kept out of the hands of squids.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on May 13, 2013, 08:15:56 AM
 ;D

Good luck to you!!! If I had had the room and kept every bike I've ever owned, I'd be a millionaire today. ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Stormtrooper on May 13, 2013, 09:26:21 AM
Sweet!

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/tag/3799571166.html (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/tag/3799571166.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3Kb3Fb3Hb5L55I65H1d5b114a0e0bc9cb1b1b.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 13, 2013, 09:29:56 AM
Man, todays kids are lucky. lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 13, 2013, 10:15:23 AM
ZX9-R "Streetfighter Edition" lol

"Great First Bike"

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bar/3802601830.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bar/3802601830.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 13, 2013, 02:28:35 PM
 Is an "ore" truck like a dump truck?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 13, 2013, 02:37:39 PM
Hmm...

(http://www.ghosttowngallery.com/ghostsut/kennecott04.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on May 13, 2013, 02:59:00 PM
Hmm...

(http://www.ghosttowngallery.com/ghostsut/kennecott04.jpg)

Thats probably what he's looking for.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on May 14, 2013, 05:12:19 AM
drooooooooooooooooooooolll !!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Bimota-DB5-Race-Bike-Powered-Ducati-HyperMotard-1178cc-Motor-/251273918910?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a8117b9be (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Bimota-DB5-Race-Bike-Powered-Ducati-HyperMotard-1178cc-Motor-/251273918910?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a8117b9be)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 14, 2013, 05:29:11 AM
I'd shank a nun for that swingarm.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 14, 2013, 04:46:35 PM
Another sweet deal on an SBK

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3805633391.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3805633391.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 14, 2013, 05:07:42 PM
Another sweet deal on an SBK

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3805633391.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3805633391.html)

Hmmm... something's up with that front caliper
(http://[url=http://images.craigslist.org/3E83Ga3H65L65I85J6d5ed24408b47d121604.jpg]http://images.craigslist.org/3E83Ga3H65L65I85J6d5ed24408b47d121604.jpg[/url])


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 14, 2013, 05:13:10 PM
Hmmm... something's up with that front caliper
(http://[url=http://images.craigslist.org/3E83Ga3H65L65I85J6d5ed24408b47d121604.jpg]http://images.craigslist.org/3E83Ga3H65L65I85J6d5ed24408b47d121604.jpg[/url])

Ahhh. You mean the one that's dangling right? lol  Missed that. Wonder what else is dangling where it shouldn't be.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on May 14, 2013, 08:33:04 PM
Another sweet deal on an SBK

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3805633391.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3805633391.html)

Flagged for removal.

Missed it.

 [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 15, 2013, 08:18:20 AM
Flagged for removal.

Missed it.

 [bang]

I'm always too late.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 17, 2013, 10:38:10 AM
Nice looking Multi! I have never seen a two toned Multi before. Did they come that way? Or mod?

(http://images.craigslist.org/3F43L43Jc5N45F75M4d5h9d872cb1b47217fa.jpg)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3811254749.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3811254749.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 17, 2013, 11:03:53 AM
mod.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on May 17, 2013, 11:19:43 AM
Nice looking Multi! I have never seen a two toned Multi before. Did they come that way? Or mod?

(http://images.craigslist.org/3F43L43Jc5N45F75M4d5h9d872cb1b47217fa.jpg)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3811254749.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/3811254749.html)
mod.

probably more like he had a tank expansion issue and got a black one used somewhere due to be denied a new one from Ducati and VOILA...inspiration!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 17, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
Dude wants a premium for his(albeit very nice) 90 750 sport, and it has a leaky petcock. Why not just change out the $30 part?  ???

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/3800584952.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/3800584952.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sofadriver on May 17, 2013, 07:26:12 PM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3808774387.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3808774387.html)

2x what it's worth
(or 5x what i'd pay for it)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on May 18, 2013, 06:41:12 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3808774387.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3808774387.html)

2x what it's worth
(or 5x what i'd pay for it)

I love how he calls it "minor surface oxidation"

It's surface rust. Just say it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 19, 2013, 08:08:41 AM
'07 M695 - only $7k (but KBB is $20k   [laugh] )

http://boulder.craigslist.org/mcy/3813537573.html (http://boulder.craigslist.org/mcy/3813537573.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 19, 2013, 09:39:33 AM
 That was 20k miles, not $. KBB assumes 4k miles a year, I believe, and the value goes up or down from there.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on May 19, 2013, 12:39:39 PM
That was 20k miles, not $. KBB assumes 4k miles a year, I believe, and the value goes up or down from there.

I looked it up the kbb value because I was curious.  In excellent condition retail value is $4615.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on May 19, 2013, 02:00:38 PM
'07 M695 - only $7k (but KBB is $20k   [laugh] )

http://boulder.craigslist.org/mcy/3813537573.html (http://boulder.craigslist.org/mcy/3813537573.html)

I wonder what was wrong with the old plugs after 1900 miles?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 19, 2013, 05:44:45 PM
That was 20k miles, not $. KBB assumes 4k miles a year, I believe, and the value goes up or down from there.

Yes, looks like I read it wrong. I found KBB's 'Average Expected Accumulated Mileage' chart where they have a 550-749cc bike at 12190 miles, and 750 and up at 20900. For whatever that's worth...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on May 19, 2013, 08:22:10 PM
found on craigslist and went onto their website http://www.texasimportsales.com/web/used/Ducati-MH900evoluzione-2001-Dallas-Texas/1325945/ (http://www.texasimportsales.com/web/used/Ducati-MH900evoluzione-2001-Dallas-Texas/1325945/)
someone call to see how looney they might be.

and http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3794299916.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3794299916.html)
but the bonded title story http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3815234224.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3815234224.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on May 20, 2013, 05:18:53 AM
found on craigslist and went onto their website http://www.texasimportsales.com/web/used/Ducati-MH900evoluzione-2001-Dallas-Texas/1325945/ (http://www.texasimportsales.com/web/used/Ducati-MH900evoluzione-2001-Dallas-Texas/1325945/)
someone call to see how looney they might be.

and http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3794299916.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3794299916.html)
but the bonded title story http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3815234224.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/3815234224.html)

I have never heard of a check engine light from removing the baffles?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Stormtrooper on May 20, 2013, 07:31:29 AM
Ducati Chopper  [laugh]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/mcy/3808806477.html (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/mcy/3808806477.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Stormtrooper on May 20, 2013, 07:47:18 AM
and another, I couldn't help myself...

"paid $24,999!" LOL.  You think he'll get his asking price??   [laugh] [laugh]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3816022499.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3816022499.html)
 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 20, 2013, 07:48:08 AM
Ducati Chopper  [laugh]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/mcy/3808806477.html (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/mcy/3808806477.html)


I hate to admit it, but I like it. I wouldn't pay 10k, but despite the forward controls I'd ride it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on May 20, 2013, 07:57:14 AM
"paid $24,999!" LOL.  You think he'll get his asking price??   [laugh] [laugh]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3816022499.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3816022499.html)
What do you think he means by this: "1000cc HIGHEST STANDARDS"?

Also, who would want a custom-sized helmet made for someone else?  And is the jacket supposed to read "DKNY", in which case...huh?!?!  I hope he wasn't riding in that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 20, 2013, 11:41:47 AM
On the other end of the price spectrum, a GT 1000 for $7k.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3810225071.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3810225071.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 20, 2013, 02:35:09 PM
On the other end of the price spectrum, a GT 1000 for $7k.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3810225071.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3810225071.html)


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Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 20, 2013, 05:04:26 PM
On the other end of the price spectrum, a GT 1000 for $7k.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3810225071.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3810225071.html)


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I'm guessing he forgot a "1" in front of the 7 and deleted it when he realized his mistake.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doe-Foe on May 20, 2013, 05:16:03 PM
What was the year of the GT 1000?
A year and a half ago a local used shop was selling an '05 GT 1000 for $7k including commission asking price.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on May 20, 2013, 05:28:11 PM
What was the year of the GT 1000?
A year and a half ago a local used shop was selling an '05 GT 1000 for $7k including commission asking price.

That thing would have been super-rare as the GT didn't come out until 2007.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 20, 2013, 05:31:58 PM
I'm guessing he forgot a "1" in front of the 7 and deleted it when he realized his mistake.

Funny, though, you don't need to delete it, you can go in and edit it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 20, 2013, 05:49:44 PM
It was an 07 with a salvage title. Except for a small ding in the tank it looked choice.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doe-Foe on May 21, 2013, 06:16:48 PM
http://alandspeed.com/forsaletrade/motorcycles (http://alandspeed.com/forsaletrade/motorcycles)

My memory is bad. scroll down and see the '07 that was sold. When I saw it the seller was asking $7k but the shop owner said he'd probably take around $6k as it had been for sale awhile. I was still recovering from t-boning the deer so couldn't take it for a test ride.
Oh well, I'm more than happy with the S4Rt


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 22, 2013, 08:43:09 AM
Haven't seen this before. For those with kids(or for big kids) a toy Ducati race track:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bad/3821658191.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bad/3821658191.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: betarace on May 22, 2013, 03:07:36 PM
Haven't seen this before. For those with kids(or for big kids) a toy Ducati race track:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bad/3821658191.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bad/3821658191.html)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0084M88Y6

Not so rare


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on May 22, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0084M88Y6 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0084M88Y6)

Not so rare

Maybe I should make me some more kids ....so I have reason to buy one these [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 23, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3815657812.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3815657812.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on May 23, 2013, 02:00:27 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3815657812.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/3815657812.html)


99 ducati ss 750 custom bobber - $3800 (mckellips and stapley)
      99 ducati ss 750. carbon fiber front fender, aftermarket exhaust, slipper clutch, hand made seat pan, modified rear frame section, repainted frame, custom color/paint on bike tins. One of a kind ducati, gets lots of looks and attention. Text for info. Jerod 480 326 3481 unsure of exact mileage, salvage title when I purchased owner said it was due to plastics being stolen. Bike doesnt appear to have ever gone down.


Ummmm..... among the several things wrong with that ad, why does that 750 have the horizontal belt cover from a DS motor?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 23, 2013, 02:03:08 PM
 When they stole the plastics they stole the front belt cover too!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 23, 2013, 02:04:57 PM

Ummmm..... among the several things wrong with that ad, why does that 750 have the horizontal belt cover from a DS motor?

And why would you highlight that as if it were a desirable feature?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on May 25, 2013, 06:14:31 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3821034721.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3821034721.html)

$1200 for everything but the frame. Jeez, if you had the extra cash on could have a full bike for 2G's.
But considering the lack of frame, low price, and the nyc area, it stinks of theft.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 25, 2013, 06:49:53 AM
Multistrada frames run $200-300. Could make a very cool custom MTS.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 28, 2013, 05:41:39 PM
999 Frame. Project anyone?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3835512395.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3835512395.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 28, 2013, 05:57:42 PM
999 Frame. Project anyone?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3835512395.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/3835512395.html)
Not for that price!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AdmiralKit on May 28, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3821034721.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3821034721.html)

$1200 for everything but the frame parts with unique tracked numbers on them.

Fixed that for you.  (I'm aware the engine has a number, too, but I doubt you could just go to the BMV with the engine number to find out whether it had been stolen).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 29, 2013, 05:35:01 PM
Hmm...not sure if I want to buy a bike from this guy.
Quote
I will not be held reliable for someones injury on this bike.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3837403545.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3837403545.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 29, 2013, 05:40:28 PM
Hmm...not sure if I want to buy a bike from this guy.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3837403545.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/3837403545.html)

Quote
ducati street bike 1200cc - $1900
2008 model Superbike. (looks like a new ducati)
Has a ridiculous sounding exhaust, blows out fire at times, new seat,

new carbs, brakes and tires less then 1 yr use. This bike has been

moded and is to damn fast for me. It was made to be a race bike. I

will only sell this to an experienced driver. I will not be held

reliable for someones injury on this bike.
The bike runs very strong. This is a great everyday go to work to get

off work and relieve some stress

Revved up and drove fast- bike has been modified to be revved up and

rode fast.
Lights- Head light works fine, brights dont for some reason. prob a

wire thing, but I don't use it.
Miles over 20k but all engine work has been moded and redone
Jet engine kit is with original owner. i will get if if you want it.

You will not get this "much" bike for this cheap anywhere. drive it,

ride it hard and sell it for same price yr later

brought the whole thing over for posterity...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on May 29, 2013, 07:53:10 PM
Quote
This is a great everyday go to work to get

off work and relieve some stress

I like this because it captures exactly what I do everyday: I go to work to get off work.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 29, 2013, 08:27:34 PM
I'm very curious as to what this actually is, just not curious enough to subject myself to the obvious hairball factor.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 29, 2013, 08:28:54 PM
I'm curious enough that I asked for pictures...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 30, 2013, 06:47:16 AM
I'm curious enough that I asked for pictures...

 [beer]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on May 30, 2013, 10:23:54 AM
this guy is clearly the craigslist killer.
or is going to rob someone of 1900 bucks


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on May 31, 2013, 11:06:15 AM
Very cool pocket bike...but pricey, for rich kids.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tag/3841133846.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tag/3841133846.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: moonkeh on May 31, 2013, 02:23:33 PM
I'm curious enough that I asked for pictures...

Good luck... I already tried...  [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 31, 2013, 02:25:11 PM
Good luck... I already tried...  [bang]
Yeah, I didn't get any response.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on May 31, 2013, 05:25:22 PM
Just saw a decent 2003 ST4S on CL in Sacramento.  Carbon hugger, full Ohlins.   Tiny scape on side from a tip over  The rest of the bike seems well loved and tight.   It had a run over issue during a cold start so maybe the starter is going....  Guy will take 3,800........  Seems decent for the cash.

CL 2003 ST4 asking price is 4,200.00  I would buy it for 3,800..........


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 31, 2013, 10:04:00 PM
Very cool pocket bike...but pricey, for rich kids.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tag/3841133846.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tag/3841133846.html)

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7306/8908956251_2bea31dd4a_o.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/79721557@N02/8908956251/)

Staged in front of the playground for humor, I suppose.  [laugh]

Looks like they fed the bodywork designer some mind-bending pharmaceuticals and then showed him some various Ducatis to emulate.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on June 03, 2013, 05:23:20 AM
Why do people keep doing this to Triumphs?
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3846026963.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3846026963.html)

restored this about 5 years ago... I Just Don't Ride It.
Turns Heads Anytime it's out
Motor has less than 5000 miles on it
Back Tire has less than 200 miles on it
has sat in the house for over three years

needs new battery, Tank leaks at the bung, Carbs could use a rebuild, Front Tire is starting to show dry rot.
Won't take much to get her back on the road
This Bike is not set up for a person with Long Legs or over 5'10"...Bike sits very low to ground and almost 9' in length..

asking $3150...may take car of equal value on trade...
Calls ONLY
920-397-0364


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on June 03, 2013, 05:25:57 PM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3835809690.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3835809690.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on June 03, 2013, 06:39:18 PM
If I hadn't bought my S4R in April, I would've jumped all over this, http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3839650839.html (http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3839650839.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 03, 2013, 07:00:31 PM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3835809690.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3835809690.html)

 Wa?????


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on June 03, 2013, 07:09:41 PM
Wa?????
... and I see its comes complete with genuine Termignoni expansion chamber too  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on June 04, 2013, 07:52:33 AM
Needs "just a little TLC"

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3845198699.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3845198699.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 04, 2013, 10:10:53 AM
72 suzuki gt (null) - $250 (cordes)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on June 04, 2013, 10:14:30 AM
This is a hot deal
http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3841588047.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3841588047.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bill in OKC on June 04, 2013, 10:17:09 AM
Needs "just a little TLC"

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3845198699.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/3845198699.html)

The double leading shoe front brake on that bike is worth what he is asking - possibly more.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 04, 2013, 10:17:59 AM
Quote
my bike for sale - $2000 (prescott)
my bike for sale
•Location: prescott

craigslist is the biggest waste of time if you're actually trying to sell or buy something (don't even think about posting a job or even applying for a job).
I'm not saying you can't ever have success with CL... but its definitely the Wild Wild West.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 04, 2013, 11:43:40 AM
 I believe that is a quad leader on the front of that Zook!
When my bike got crunched I was looking for another the next day and found one on Craigslist. After sending 4 emails through the site with no response I gave up, and a couple of weeks later the shop that I bought the bike from emailed me to tell me that they wee getting one in soon. I sent one more email to the CL guy, and this time put my email addy in the message part, thinking that he wasn't clever enough to just hit reply to. Low and behold he replyed and the rest is history!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on June 04, 2013, 11:59:56 AM
The double leading shoe front brake on that bike is worth what he is asking - possibly more.

But then you still have to lift the rest of it up into the bin.  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on June 04, 2013, 12:23:54 PM
http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/mcy/3846094669.html (http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/mcy/3846094669.html) He's pretty firm on that $4200 price.

(http://i.imgur.com/e5KOo1nh.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 04, 2013, 02:55:34 PM
 Pretty funny looking ss swingarm.......


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on June 04, 2013, 06:46:21 PM
Pretty funny looking ss swingarm.......

Oh?

(http://www.ducatinewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/415039798_51e959a866_o.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 05, 2013, 08:59:34 AM
Des not ss refer to single sided?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on June 05, 2013, 09:17:28 AM
In this case it means Super Sport.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on June 05, 2013, 10:19:36 AM
Des not ss refer to single sided?

It's usually when you see SSA or SSSA that they're referring to the swingarm. [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 05, 2013, 10:34:29 AM
 The ad said "late model ss aluminum swing arm".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on June 05, 2013, 10:38:32 AM
The ad said "late model ss aluminum swing arm".
Yes.  As in "an aluminum swing arm from a late model SS."  

SS is a model designation and an acronym for Super Sport, while SSA or SSSA are acronyms we use around here standing for Single-sided Swing Arm or Single Sided Swing Arm, respectively.

Late model is relevant because there was a wheel base change in the 1999 re-design.  Aluminum is relevant because some of the newer little SS models had steel swing arms.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on June 05, 2013, 11:36:20 AM
Oh?

(http://www.ducatinewstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/415039798_51e959a866_o.jpg)

Wow who's bike is that?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 05, 2013, 11:58:15 AM
 [bow_down] I bow to the wisdom of the list!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on June 05, 2013, 01:57:32 PM
Wow who's bike is that?

Dunno.

Just one that came up when I googled "Ducati supersport" that clearly showed the swingarm.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Novelo on June 13, 2013, 06:09:00 PM
I don't get it but whatever

1996 Ducati 900ss Custom - $2999
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on June 13, 2013, 06:17:47 PM
I don't get it but whatever

1996 Ducati 900ss Custom - $2999
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3789059875.html)

lol Derby.

That's been posted before. Why would I buy that when for about that much I could get a non-rat rod 900ss.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on June 14, 2013, 04:35:08 AM
Good deal, bad color  :-X
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3869863586.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3869863586.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Stormtrooper on June 14, 2013, 03:39:01 PM
S4RS black hole edition?  The obnoxious Raiders fan stereotype perpetuates [laugh]

(http://images.craigslist.org/3te3M93Le5s65J85t2d68ae274f72a1551b91.jpg) 

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mcy/3858729525.html (http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mcy/3858729525.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on June 15, 2013, 02:10:10 AM
Not CL but I couldn't let it pass without sharing...

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-VTR1000-honda-vtr1000-firestorm-streetfighter-bobber-/261225608307?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3cd2427473 (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-VTR1000-honda-vtr1000-firestorm-streetfighter-bobber-/261225608307?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3cd2427473)

Awesome.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The Bearded Duc on June 15, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
Not CL but I couldn't let it pass without sharing...

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-VTR1000-honda-vtr1000-firestorm-streetfighter-bobber-/261225608307?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3cd2427473 (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-VTR1000-honda-vtr1000-firestorm-streetfighter-bobber-/261225608307?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3cd2427473)

Awesome.



[puke] [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on June 16, 2013, 08:46:58 AM
Not CL but I couldn't let it pass without sharing...

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-VTR1000-honda-vtr1000-firestorm-streetfighter-bobber-/261225608307?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3cd2427473 (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-VTR1000-honda-vtr1000-firestorm-streetfighter-bobber-/261225608307?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3cd2427473)

Awesome.

That is one UGLY bike!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on June 16, 2013, 03:01:15 PM
NSFW!  looking for a pull behind motorcycle trailer for my Harley and this pops up....she's pretty cheap I'd say.  [laugh]
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/3874485726.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/3874485726.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 16, 2013, 03:45:02 PM
 She is NOT in the trailer!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on June 16, 2013, 04:30:13 PM
NSFW!  looking for a pull behind motorcycle trailer for my Harley and this pops up....she's pretty cheap I'd say.  [laugh]
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/3874485726.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/3874485726.html)

AAAAAArrrgh  [laugh]  The first thing in your post is NSFW... and yet I still went there...  [bang] [laugh]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on June 16, 2013, 06:15:26 PM
NSFW!  looking for a pull behind motorcycle trailer for my Harley and this pops up....she's pretty cheap I'd say.  [laugh]
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/3874485726.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/3874485726.html)

No reply one whether or not she comes with the trailer... Lol

(http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g374/omfg_nick/FE5FF159-B23C-45D0-A91D-CECC33CFE8B5-1574-00000290464804D2_zps0b427dd8.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on June 18, 2013, 06:22:16 AM
monstar for sale:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3834732002.html (http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/3834732002.html)

lol.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: LowThudd on June 18, 2013, 10:04:06 AM
Ewww. Is that guido yellow? lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on June 20, 2013, 06:46:40 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3858676566.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3858676566.html)

So, what is the point of converting a Triumph Thruxton to belt drive? 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 20, 2013, 09:03:03 AM
 No chain to mess with?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on June 21, 2013, 05:00:10 PM
One for the "Best Of" pile.

Caution: SFW, but there's a lot of scantily clad man in the pictures.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3882592788.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3882592788.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Spy+ on June 21, 2013, 05:25:30 PM
tha's too funny...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 22, 2013, 05:06:50 AM
That is freaking awesome.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Stormtrooper on June 22, 2013, 08:20:13 AM
One for the "Best Of" pile.

Caution: SFW, but there's a lot of scantily clad man in the pictures.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3882592788.html (http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/3882592788.html)

Hilarious...someone spent a lot of time on that scooter add lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on June 22, 2013, 07:43:44 PM
Hilarious...someone spent a lot of time on that scooter add lol

These have been more and more common since the original idea of absurd CL ad, which was a guy selling his grand am (link here (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html)).  The first few were funny; now, I'm over it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 23, 2013, 06:57:03 PM
These have been more and more common since the original idea of absurd CL ad, which was a guy selling his grand am (link here (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2979885438.html)).  The first few were funny; now, I'm over it.

I wonder if it actually sold. The ad was awesome.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on June 24, 2013, 06:47:27 PM
I like this one:
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/3892986504.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/3892986504.html)

"1973 Harley Davidson Sportster 1000 good condition project needs a little
for a little bit of work uh good running bike when it's all fixed up give me a call my name is..."

It's a 'good running bike' once it's actually running  [laugh]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on June 24, 2013, 07:58:13 PM
"Uh"



 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on June 25, 2013, 04:36:48 AM
I've seen a lot of spelling mistakes on c.l. but when you can't spell "a" correctly....  [bang]   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Stormtrooper on June 26, 2013, 08:33:05 AM
Not CL...but hilarious!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/992955_424619574302233_1765992687_n.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on June 26, 2013, 08:50:33 AM
^ One of my all-time favorites.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on July 01, 2013, 03:41:10 AM
haha That's pretty good.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on July 07, 2013, 07:59:32 PM
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/3920088795.html (http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/3920088795.html)

Someone pull the text outta this.  I can't remember a time when a SINGLE wrong word changed the ad so much!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 07, 2013, 08:02:48 PM
Aaaahahahahahaha.

The ad:

(http://images.craigslist.org/00e0e_eTvaCkyVOFu_600x450.jpg)

Body and interior of vehicle in good condition. Vehicle has new tires, lift kit, clutch, and starter. Low comprehension, vehicle not running
If interested call Jacob 505-730-****


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 11, 2013, 08:58:01 AM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html)

If you are going to all the effort, why not replace the wheels with something you can actually find tires for?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on July 11, 2013, 11:04:47 AM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html)

If you are going to all the effort, why not replace the wheels with something you can actually find tires for?

Puked in my mouth a little @ that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on July 11, 2013, 11:06:01 AM
Puked in my mouth a little @ that.

Almost had a similar affect but it was in my shorts.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on July 11, 2013, 11:11:05 AM
I can't stop going back to look at that hideous pile of crap. Easy Rider meets Pee Wee's Big Adventure. What an awful thing to do to a Ducati..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 11, 2013, 11:51:48 AM
Astonishingly it's not the worst one... but I can't find a picture of that one right now.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on July 11, 2013, 12:03:04 PM
Astonishingly it's not the worst one... but I can't find a picture of that one right now.

Couldn't be this one could it?


(http://images.craigslist.org/3r53Ie3sc5N65qa5Jcd74bac301ac85381e9d.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3E43Gb3M75Ib5s25M3d745b94464cee631694.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3r73te3sb5Kf5Fd5q7d7431f08ed8859f1dbb.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3E43I93N25Nc5J95t5d74ca49cbd02ae61f5d.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 11, 2013, 12:07:08 PM
Nope.  Other than the excessively wacky gauge and headlight mounting, that one isn't a total write-off.  It looks like it's still rideable.

The one I was thinking of they used one of the "off-the-shelf" hardtail frames, but welded random bits on to meet the stock mounting bolts.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on July 11, 2013, 01:09:46 PM
Couldn't be this one could it?


(http://images.craigslist.org/3r53Ie3sc5N65qa5Jcd74bac301ac85381e9d.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3E43Gb3M75Ib5s25M3d745b94464cee631694.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3r73te3sb5Kf5Fd5q7d7431f08ed8859f1dbb.jpg)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3E43I93N25Nc5J95t5d74ca49cbd02ae61f5d.jpg)

Omg that exhaust.... LOL!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on July 11, 2013, 01:47:50 PM
Are the bullets there so you can shoot yourself or to put that poor Duc out of its misery?  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on July 11, 2013, 02:18:43 PM
Are the bullets there so you can shoot yourself or to put that poor Duc out of its misery?  :P

There is enough for both.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on July 13, 2013, 09:33:36 AM
here's $5000 worth of heartbreak for less than $1000
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3914350933.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3914350933.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on July 13, 2013, 09:39:19 AM
here's $5000 worth of heartbreak for less than $1000
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3914350933.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3914350933.html)

That is sad. Did they remove the fairing mounting tabs from the frame? I can't tell from the photo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on July 13, 2013, 10:31:16 AM
here's $5000 worth of heartbreak for less than $1000
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3914350933.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3914350933.html)

Too bad.....
I see all kinds of possibilities; all of which I can't do myself or afford to have done!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Slide Panda on July 19, 2013, 04:50:03 AM
Ahhh, Kill it now! Kill it with fire! Good god, they want how much for that?

http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/3929672599.html (http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/3929672599.html)

1995 Kawasaki ZX-1100 GPZ Custom Extended Project Bike - $2500 (Suffolk)

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35831615/crapBike/side.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35831615/crapBike/rear.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35831615/crapBike/swingarmDetail.jpg)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35831615/crapBike/engineDetail.jpg)

Up for sale is a one of a kind 95 ZX 1100 Project Bike.

This bike has had the following modifications:
The rear swing arm has been welded together with a ducati single side swing arm and has been extended.
The front forks have been cut and had a ducati single side swing arm to it.
There is a front shock added to the front fork.
Marchesini Wheels - Both are rear wheels. Back wheel has car tire on it.
The front swingarm/fork has a second rotor added to it on the same side.
Brembo front & rear brake calipers.
The frame has been welded and cut in multiple locations.
The front fairing has an extended stay and is off a R1.
The radiator is layed flat under the fron fairing.
The exhaust headers have been cut.
The handle bars have been welded straight.
The gas tank is rusted with holes on the sides from being filing. Possibly to thin the tank.
The tank and tail fairing are not attached.
Has harness, CDI and fuse box.

This bike comes with no paperwork and sold as is.
Email if you have any questions.

Over 50 Pictures of every part of the bike in the album below.
http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/mcsalvage/library/1995%20ZX%2011 (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/mcsalvage/library/1995%20ZX%2011)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 19, 2013, 05:05:02 AM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 19, 2013, 05:06:32 AM
Looks safe.

I hope he takes my offer :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 19, 2013, 05:09:52 AM
Aww, c'mon guys.

What's the worst that could happen with an 1100 I4 driving a car tire via a chopped and welded SSSA, with another SSSA up front?

It even has dual discs on the front!  :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 19, 2013, 05:11:38 AM
That's what I thought :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Slide Panda on July 19, 2013, 05:12:53 AM
Aww, c'mon guys.

What's the worst that could happen with an 1100 I4 driving a car tire via a chopped and welded SSSA, with another SSSA up front?

It even has dual discs on the front!  :D

With that thing? Busted ankle when it falls over on you - because that POS is never moving without you pushing it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 19, 2013, 05:14:57 AM
What? Who said that?

I remember looking closely at a cobbled together POS rat bike for sale, and then my eyeballs stopped working.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Slide Panda on July 19, 2013, 05:18:51 AM
I remember looking closely at a cobbled together POS rat bike for sale, and then my eyeballs stopped working.

it's just hysterical blindness. Find a beer and envision Classic Ferrari, F-types and Cobras


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on July 19, 2013, 05:35:27 AM
Just came across this while looking for a Zero Electric bike. I was looking for the Zero out of curiosity.

This is a diesel Triumph bobber. If the electric start doesn't work, it has a pull start. Runs on biodiesel too and gets 120 mpg.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/3887160745.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/3887160745.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/3ta3N83Hc5E85Fa5qfd6m5657902340811dec.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 19, 2013, 05:48:19 AM
Not worth $4k but I like it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on July 19, 2013, 06:42:26 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-Ducati-Monster-S4R-996-Immaculate-/130947145360?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e7d0ede90#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-Ducati-Monster-S4R-996-Immaculate-/130947145360?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e7d0ede90#ht_500wt_1182)

How in the hell do you get bumped to 130hp with Arrow pipes and a power commander?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Slide Panda on July 19, 2013, 06:50:27 AM
IZ_ math


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on July 19, 2013, 06:51:20 AM
IZ_ math

Probably using IZ_ meth.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 19, 2013, 06:52:00 AM
Dynojet math

Fixed it! :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 19, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
It didn't get any interest as a cruiser, hmmm... what if I ....  ?

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3944723964.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/3944723964.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on July 19, 2013, 04:22:41 PM
 Needs a bigger seat!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on July 19, 2013, 04:40:07 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-Ducati-Monster-S4R-996-Immaculate-/130947145360?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e7d0ede90#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-Ducati-Monster-S4R-996-Immaculate-/130947145360?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e7d0ede90#ht_500wt_1182)

How in the hell do you get bumped to 130hp with Arrow pipes and a power commander?

You forgot the preinstalled tank ding.  That's good for at least 5 hp.  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on August 02, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
I don't understand where the idea to do this would come from. ???

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3975092201.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3975092201.html)

2007 Willys Trike w/ Chevy 4.3l TBI fuel injected V6 and 4sp auto Transmission. It is sitting on a Ford Thunderbird independent rear suspension and custom made frame and front end.The Willys body has been stretched 17" in the rear section.Newer style roll bar with a new Softopper soft top/bikini top. Chevy Tahoe front seats Jeep CJ rear seat, custom 17 Gal aluminum tank. In Wisconsin you do not need a motorcycle license to drive this and it does not follow the helmet laws but does have to follow seat belt laws, perfect for any age kids


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on August 02, 2013, 05:02:51 AM
I don't understand where the idea to do this would come from. ???

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3975092201.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3975092201.html)

I could only guess a long winter with nothing better to do.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on August 02, 2013, 05:19:27 AM
I don't understand where the idea to do this would come from. ???

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3975092201.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3975092201.html)


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Reliant_Regal_3-25.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on August 02, 2013, 06:18:38 AM
It's really like a bike with training wheel, http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3952112269.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/3952112269.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00505_hLQhSywcMwc_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on August 02, 2013, 06:21:57 AM
It's really like a bike with training wheel,
Handicapped vehicle possibly? ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MidnightRambler on August 02, 2013, 06:38:05 AM
Handicapped vehicle possibly? ???

That would be my guess. I know 1 of my Dad's friends has something similar due to a bad knee that can't support a bike.  Anything to keep on riding.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on August 02, 2013, 08:06:08 AM
This thread is for crackhead postings on Craigslist.

I give you....


A crackhead posting on Craiglist

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3957048328.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3957048328.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_blCVaCVLX3n_600x450.jpg)

Words fail me.  Because my mouth is full... of vomit.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on August 02, 2013, 08:12:58 AM
That would be my guess. I know 1 of my Dad's friends has something similar due to a bad knee that can't support a bike.  Anything to keep on riding.

I have seen those. I would go with a sidecar rig, one of those that still allows the bike to lean. Either that, or sell my bikes and buy a lotus caterham.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on August 02, 2013, 08:39:17 AM
This thread is for crackhead postings on Craigslist.

I give you....


A crackhead posting on Craiglist

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3957048328.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3957048328.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_blCVaCVLX3n_600x450.jpg)

Words fail me.  Because my mouth is full... of vomit.

Thread derby
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=30601.msg1185006#msg1185006 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=30601.msg1185006#msg1185006)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on August 02, 2013, 08:42:27 AM
I always get mixed feeling when I see disabled guys riding a trike or something... sad because they're not able to ride a 2-wheeler anymore, but extremely happy that they have chosen to overcome and found a way to keep riding.


As for that Ducati chopper... Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5574110976/hF473E76E/)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on August 02, 2013, 10:10:58 AM
Thread derby
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=30601.msg1185006#msg1185006 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=30601.msg1185006#msg1185006)


mine is better, i posted a pic..

but alas...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 02, 2013, 04:17:52 PM

(http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_blCVaCVLX3n_600x450.jpg)


Looks to be a metric shit ton of fail in that photo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on August 02, 2013, 07:19:29 PM
Looks to be a metric shit ton of fail in that photo.
A tonne of it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on August 03, 2013, 12:54:53 PM
Someone please buy it http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcd/3971504282.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcd/3971504282.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on August 03, 2013, 03:34:16 PM
I saw it yesterday. I want it bad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on August 03, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
Thats not even that bad of a price.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on August 03, 2013, 05:21:19 PM
Thats not even that bad of a price.

Assuming it had its 6k valve job. I have seen them at 12-14 grand.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Doe-Foe on August 04, 2013, 06:33:56 PM
Sweet! I paid less than that for my S4rs last year and it's just under 5100 miles on the odometer now.
This one seems like a pretty good deal too!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on August 04, 2013, 08:23:11 PM
This one seems like a pretty good deal too!

Yes and no.

If it's had new belts (recommended every 12,000 miles or 2 years) and a valve job (every 6,000 miles), and none of its rockers are flaking, then it's a steal.

If not...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on August 05, 2013, 02:05:11 AM
Didn't they take care of the rockers by the time that engine came out in the 998/999?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: sleeperbold on August 05, 2013, 04:34:54 AM
Somebody say "Rockers"?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma74smL1xg1rg89a6o1_400.jpg)

 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on August 05, 2013, 05:10:37 AM
Somebody say "Rockers"?



 ;D


Must! get image! out of my head!

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-SHljENZjFaQ/Uf-lrYZnljI/AAAAAAAAAII/kumPPd9ySQU/w480-h500-k/e8456f2b-3961-41b6-af01-aadf4237917d)

Much better!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on August 05, 2013, 05:18:02 AM
Yes and no.

If it's had new belts (recommended every 12,000 miles or 2 years) and a valve job (every 6,000 miles), and none of its rockers are flaking, then it's a steal.

If not...

Flaking rockers weren't really an issue in the testastretta engines.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on August 06, 2013, 04:17:37 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Superbike-2001-ducati-996-monoposto-ohlins-forks-shock-and-damper-lots-of-trick-parts-/181188707407?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a2fb0444f&vxp=mtr#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Superbike-2001-ducati-996-monoposto-ohlins-forks-shock-and-damper-lots-of-trick-parts-/181188707407?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a2fb0444f&vxp=mtr#ht_500wt_1182)


Another one that seems too good to be true......


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on August 06, 2013, 10:06:59 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Superbike-2001-ducati-996-monoposto-ohlins-forks-shock-and-damper-lots-of-trick-parts-/181188707407?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a2fb0444f&vxp=mtr#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Superbike-2001-ducati-996-monoposto-ohlins-forks-shock-and-damper-lots-of-trick-parts-/181188707407?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2a2fb0444f&vxp=mtr#ht_500wt_1182)


Another one that seems too good to be true......

Meh, that's not so far outta line.  The 996 and the 748 were the least desirable of the Tamburini superbikes.  An original 1995/1996 916 or a 998 for that price would be too good to be true.  Clean examples fetch closer to $10k.

Here's a 996S monoposto from a reputable dealer for not much more than that eBay ad:
http://www.turn2motorcycles.com/Vehicle/location-Portland-Oregon-carsforsale/47518/1999-DUCATI-996S-Monoposto.aspx (http://www.turn2motorcycles.com/Vehicle/location-Portland-Oregon-carsforsale/47518/1999-DUCATI-996S-Monoposto.aspx)

Turn2 is the used bikes division of Ron Tonkin MotoCorsa, which is the biggest Ducati dealer in Oregon.  They also had a slightly higher-mile 996 in there a month ago for right around $7k.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: red baron on August 07, 2013, 05:44:17 PM
 Arai motorcycle helmets cheap. - $500775 (San Marcos)
     
Selling multiple brand new arai helmets and 1 hjc helmet. All brand new still in box (boxes open to assure no damages from shipment)
1 Arai Corsair V Nicky GP $775
1 Arai Corsair V Edwards $775
1 Arai Signet-Q Frost $625
HJC RPHA-10 Jorge Lorenzo Replica $500


76O six91-66O9

May accept trades for other riding gear.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ahks on August 08, 2013, 08:33:55 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/3985152192.html (http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/3985152192.html)
Quote

I sell my 2009 Ducati Monster 696 with 52xx miles. This bike with rebuild title. The accident just made some scratch on the right side which shown on pics. No mechanical problem. oil and oil filter are changed.

I ask $5999
Please email me or text me 313 eight seven zero eight seven two five, if you have questions. ridiculous offer won't be reply.

(http://i.imgur.com/dqxhBY3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MxJq37S.png)

$6k for a 696 with a rebuilt title and several hundred $ in needed repair? Pls tell me he's off the mark with this one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MidnightRambler on August 09, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
He's not off the mark if he can find someone dumb enough to pay it  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ahks on August 09, 2013, 08:45:56 AM
He needs to find a "mark" to be on the mark?  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on August 09, 2013, 11:17:07 AM
WOW
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/3945772372.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/3945772372.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on August 09, 2013, 01:09:15 PM
WOW
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/3945772372.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/3945772372.html)

WTF x2:

Hypermotard engine, bored to 102 mm makes it 1178 cc, puts up 117 hp at the rear wheel $22000
2 mm oversize titanium valves
ported heads
NCR cams
Balanced crankshaft
Fresh crankshaft bearings
Yoyodyne slipper clutch

$22k for a motor?

Custom made aluminium breather box (under subframe) $8000

Say what?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on August 09, 2013, 02:06:05 PM
I'd believe $22k for a motor... if he hired it out to a bigtime Ducati shop and just wrote checks.  C'mon, you all know how much money those internals cost, plus labor for custom porting/polishing/machining, plus labor for skilled assembly.  It gets expensive quick.  However, to hit $22k, I think there'd have to be a lot more parts and custom machining in that motor than he lists.

What I don't believe is $8000 for a custom aluminum breather box.  If he paid that, he got ripped off.  I wonder if he typo'd and that's supposed to say $800.

I'd be quite happy with the box-stock DB5R here in Portland with 3100 miles on it:
http://www.turn2motorcycles.com/Inventory/Make/BIMOTA.aspx (http://www.turn2motorcycles.com/Inventory/Make/BIMOTA.aspx)

$18,999 sale price.  Was $19,999 last time I was in there.  That's really reasonable considering what it is and how much it cost new.  If I had the cash, it'd be mine.  I'm about $10k shy, and the toys Mrs. duc_fan would allow me to sell aren't enough to make up the difference.  We don't do loans on toys, either.  Gotta be cash or trade.

Quote
2008 BIMOTA DB5-R exotic sportbike with 3100 original miles.  Located in Portland, OR only three hours from Seattle.

It's simple...this is one of the finest rolling pieces of art that ACTUALLY WORKS available today.

Sexy Italian lines, 1078cc of powerful Ducati desmo fury, carbon fiber EVERYWHERE, OZ forged wheels, Zard performance exhaust, billet aluminum goodness, and so on and so on...etc.

One of the finest handling machines crafted from Italian passion.

<contact info redacted>


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on August 09, 2013, 03:27:41 PM
for 22k, i'd hope to get a lot more than 117hp out of the thing...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on August 09, 2013, 03:41:16 PM
What kind of brake pads cost $800?  ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on August 10, 2013, 01:07:52 PM
for 22k, i'd hope to get a lot more than 117hp out of the thing...

"A fool and his money are easily parted."

 ;)

Never said he got a good deal, just that it's easily possible to rack up that much on a build.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on August 14, 2013, 03:30:29 PM
What kind of brake pads cost $800?  ???
One of my points of interest as well. Probably made from hyper compressed Italian blood cells and spaghetti.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on August 14, 2013, 03:30:56 PM
Here's a good deal in nyc
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3995472157.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3995472157.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on August 15, 2013, 04:09:25 PM
It's a pimped-out, lowered, stretched... scooter.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/4000429695.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/4000429695.html)

Quote
2009 zuma 125
Clean title
2600 miles
Composimo low boy strech
Zubiku shocks with 16 way adjustable and damping

Two bro exhaust
White plastics from Taiwan
1000rr tail w/ Koso tail light

Lowered 2 inches
Jdm front w/ hid 8000k
Rrgs variator
Zubiku swingarm
Rucksters z bars
Custom kick bar
Bws tach white led backlit

Low miles
Clean title

Runs perfect and will go 65-70 depending on rider

Engine is bone stock and reliable

I will trade for !!!!

Fishing boat
Honda generator only EU 2000,3000
Toyota 4x4 truck no crap please I can have cash on top if its nice!!

Or 3600.00 cash


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on August 15, 2013, 05:29:15 PM
 Boy Howdy I tell you what, Portland has one serious scooter scene! I saw one that was a copy of a 916 once. And the sidecar rigs are to DIE for!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on August 15, 2013, 06:16:08 PM
i actually kinda like the tail lights on that...scooter.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on August 15, 2013, 06:51:58 PM
 How many scooters do you see with a 2 brothers exhaust?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on August 16, 2013, 05:19:21 AM
You don't see these for sale everyday on VT. cl.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/4003866558.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/4003866558.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on August 16, 2013, 05:24:42 AM
You don't see these for sale everyday on VT. cl.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/4003866558.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/4003866558.html)
Pretty nice bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: red baron on August 16, 2013, 06:35:11 AM
You don't see these for sale everyday on VT. cl.

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/4003866558.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcy/4003866558.html)

Best tail light ever. [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on August 16, 2013, 01:43:59 PM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3981773744.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3981773744.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on August 16, 2013, 03:46:37 PM
Here's a good deal in nyc
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3995472157.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/3995472157.html)

God that makes me sad.  Look at that shit garage its in. 

$800 for them tires and bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on August 17, 2013, 01:11:00 AM
God that makes me sad.  Look at that shit garage its in. 

$800 for them tires and bike.

dang...
I wish that bike was here....I would go $1500 if she would start & run!!!!
 :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on August 19, 2013, 11:06:11 AM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3981773744.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/3981773744.html)

"Only reason I'm selling or looking to trade is because the bike is to much for me now that I've gotten comfortable on it."

Uhhh....what? Too much now that you've gotten used to it?


Title: An oldie but a goodie Hey Crack Head
Post by: MendoDave on August 19, 2013, 01:31:22 PM
I just read this again. It still makes me laugh.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html)



Yes, you. You sick make the beast with two backser. On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend's building by U.N. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off both the sparkplugs on my motorcycle. At the time, I had no idea why anyone would do that. Other than the sparkplugs, the bike was untouched. Some kind of bizarre vandalism? A fraternity prank gone awry? I had no idea. All I knew is that I looked like a huge douchebag riding the Muni to work in a padded motorcycle jacket and helmet.

Because the bike was immobilized I got a $35 street sweeping ticket that night. Thursday I had it towed to the shop ($45) where they replaced the sparkplugs and the boots ($50 including labor). They explained to me that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you break off the tops of spark plugs and use the porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of cool. But then I remember that I just paid $100 for YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again.

Crackhead, it was really good to have my bike back though. I rode home from the shop with a couple of spare sparkplugs and a smile on my face. I figured the next time I parked at my girlfriend's place overnight I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to my bike as a peace offering. Overall, I wasn't that upset. Despite having to ride the bus for three days and dropping a hundred bones at the shop, I had gained some fascinating knowledge, a new set of sparkplugs, and a pretty funny anecdote about how make the beast with two backsed up you are, and how our paths once crossed briefly in the night.

But you couldn't just let sleeping dogs lie, could you Crackhead. You couldn't just stay in on Friday, watch Letterman through the window of a home electronics store and then call it a night. You couldn't rest on your laurels. Two porcelain sparkplug crackpipes just wasn't enough for you, was it Crackhead? You just had to come back for more.

This morning, a scant fifteen hours after I rode it out of the shop, I found my motorcycle violated once again. This time you only took the right one - maybe you were having an off night. At least this time I had a spare sparkplug and the tools to fix it - or so I thought - having ordered a 73-piece toolset from SEARS.com last week. But no, the sparkplug socket in my new toolset was for American sparkplugs. So I had to go down to the neighborhood Ace hardware. They had an 18mm socket that would fit over my sparkplug, but it was for a 1/2" drive ratchet. My toolkit only has 1/4" and 3/8" ratchets. So I had to buy a 1/2" ratchet along with the socket. Even though the clerk took pity on me and gave me the senior citizen discount (I'm 25) it still cost me $22 all told. Now, you might say that I should have just gotten a 3/8"-to-1/2" drive adaptor instead of springing for the whole ratchet. And to that I say "Shut the hell up, Crackhead, I'm not finished. And besides, I was eventually going to buy a 1/2" ratchet anyway so it's probably not worth it to take it back now."

OK, now I'm rambling. But the point is, Crackhead, that you have done me wrong. Now, I get that you love crack. That is totally understandable. I've heard it is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I don't understand is,

YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?

I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don't. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop. I mean, the make the beast with two backsing saw you used to saw off my sparkplugs is probably worth five or ten bucks. Why not sell or trade it for a crackpipe? You really haven't put much thought into this, have you?

Please, Crackhead, please don't tell me you sold your crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such as yourself couldn't possibly be that stupid.

I've decided that taping crackpipes to my motorcycle would be tantamount to appeasement. You have crossed a line, Crackhead - specifically California Street. You have come onto my own street and you have desecrated that which I hold dear. You have stolen from me, and you have caused me to spend the last half hour writing this post instead of engineering shit, and it is concievable, if not likely, that my boss could find out about this and fire me. I am hella pissed at you dude.

Here are my options as I see them:

1. Write a note saying that I have coated both of my sparkplugs in rat poison and tape it to my bike at night. You can thank Tim for that one, it was his idea.

2. Don't write a note, but just coat both sparkplugs in rat poison. This is probably closer to a punishment that would fit your despicable crime. I'm sure this is super illegal and shit, but it's not like anyone is going to miss you, Crackhead. Don't fool yourself.

3. Wait in an alley near my bike armed with my new stainless steel mirror-finish Ace Professional brand 1/2" drive socket wrench, my 18mm sparkplug socket, and my searing rage. It's pretty heavy and well balanced. I am not a large man, but I am angry.

In conclusion, Crackhead, why don't you just do both of us a favor and buy yourself a crackpipe? It will both enhance your crack smoking experience and save me a lot of time and felony assault charges. Think about it.

Sincerely,
Matt

*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***



Posting ID: 27499971


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on August 20, 2013, 01:20:25 PM
I've read that one before. Very funny.

Heres a good deal:
http://newhaven.craigslist.org/mcy/3935981977.html (http://newhaven.craigslist.org/mcy/3935981977.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on August 23, 2013, 09:08:32 AM
I think this belongs here even though it isn't CL, but I think the guy is a crackhead for what the end result of the build is....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-DUCATI-monster-750-SPORT-CLASSIC-GT1000-tank-PAUL-SMART-styling-/161089883624?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2581b48de8 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-DUCATI-monster-750-SPORT-CLASSIC-GT1000-tank-PAUL-SMART-styling-/161089883624?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2581b48de8)



Enormous amounts of potential...some great mods and design cues....but there is some totally WTF crap on that bike that makes me shake my head....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on August 23, 2013, 09:12:07 AM
I think this belongs here even though it isn't CL, but I think the guy is a crackhead for what the end result of the build is....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-DUCATI-monster-750-SPORT-CLASSIC-GT1000-tank-PAUL-SMART-styling-/161089883624?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2581b48de8 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-DUCATI-monster-750-SPORT-CLASSIC-GT1000-tank-PAUL-SMART-styling-/161089883624?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2581b48de8)



Enormous amounts of potential...some great mods and design cues....but there is some totally WTF crap on that bike that makes me shake my head....

I'm actually kind of digging that thing. Don't like the headlight and the seat doesn't seem to visually fit it too well, otherwise, I'd love to have that for running around atlanta on.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on August 23, 2013, 09:20:24 AM

Enormous amounts of potential...some great mods and design cues....but there is some totally WTF crap on that bike that makes me shake my head....

I agree.  There are some good ideas in there, and from certain angles it looks kinda cool... but the end result just kinda falls flat.  It's missing something, and I think that something is the "craftsmanship" part.  I have seen a couple black-and-drab "rough" scramblers done by guys who knew what they were doing, and even though there wasn't a spec of shiny paint on them, they still looked *very* well done.

Oh... and the 750 mill is a significant WTF.  For a truly custom build I'd want a 900 or 1000DS (dry clutch).  But that's just me...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on August 23, 2013, 09:52:36 AM
I'm actually kind of digging that thing. Don't like the headlight and the seat doesn't seem to visually fit it too well, otherwise, I'd love to have that for running around atlanta on.

+1


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on August 23, 2013, 10:31:07 AM
$4700?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on August 23, 2013, 10:32:05 AM
$4700?

Does seem a bit stiff but he may have a little more in it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on August 23, 2013, 10:39:48 AM
my WTF thoughts start with

-you took a metal tank off and put a plastic tank on that will expand
-no speedo is asking for trouble
-the half assed paint on the tank
-the half assed modification of the seat
-half assed Auto Zone pipe tips on the headers for exhaust.
-the question of how that rear end feels squatted down with a single outboard shock like that

that being said, I do like the headlight, and some of the very cool things he did do. I disagree on the 750 part as I think it is a perfectly fine motor for city boppin around as well any riding below 75mph...I think the tires might be a bit sketchy in the city, but I like the look of them on the bike and the bike sounds kinda nasty in a good way.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RBX QB on August 23, 2013, 11:35:57 AM
...
-the question of how that rear end feels squatted down with a single outboard shock like that

...

I think there's a shock on each side of the swingarm.


I've been contemplating nobbies on my bike, which has become my in-town bike... but I think I like corners too much. And... I think they'd look better on spoked wheels.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dry Martini on August 25, 2013, 08:06:30 AM
my WTF thoughts start with

-you took a metal tank off and put a plastic tank on that will expand

Yes that was dumb!

Quote
-no speedo is asking for trouble


Nah, a tach is all you need.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on August 29, 2013, 08:58:48 AM
Yes that was dumb!

Nah, a tach is all you need.
I agree. Any time spent looking at gauges is time spent not looking at the road.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brix821 on August 30, 2013, 05:31:23 PM
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/4033957874.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/4033957874.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on August 30, 2013, 05:34:53 PM
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/4033957874.html (http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/4033957874.html)


Somebody should get Ryan Danger to do something similar with a Pani.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on September 04, 2013, 10:33:17 AM
Not sure if this is a "crack addict" post, or just sad:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/4008727538.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/4008727538.html)

2007 MV F4 1000R Senna... it's been down, and missing original bodywork.  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on September 04, 2013, 11:49:49 AM
I'm thinking crack pipe. Maybe 7k since it can still be a nice track bike IMO.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 08, 2013, 04:36:20 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Honda-CB750F-Super-Sport-Cafe-Racer-/130985659168?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e7f5a8b20#v4-36 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Honda-CB750F-Super-Sport-Cafe-Racer-/130985659168?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item1e7f5a8b20#v4-36)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on September 09, 2013, 02:07:43 PM
Sorry if this has been posted before but man what a classic.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/3985821404.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/3985821404.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 09, 2013, 02:34:40 PM
Sorry if this has been posted before but man what a classic.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/3985821404.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/3985821404.html)

After the shit that went down on our ride this weekend, that guy is a complete tool
(http://images.craigslist.org/00W0W_9qLZv5hi3Vx_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on September 09, 2013, 02:48:42 PM
After the shit that went down on our ride this weekend, that guy is a complete tool
(http://images.craigslist.org/00W0W_9qLZv5hi3Vx_600x450.jpg)

Wait, what ride?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 09, 2013, 02:49:17 PM
Sorry if this has been posted before but man what a classic.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/3985821404.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/mcy/3985821404.html)

I'm all over this Yo.  8)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on September 17, 2013, 12:19:08 PM
This is a bit depressing
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/pts/4072286879.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/pts/4072286879.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00Z0Z_3CZymuLIvhO_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 17, 2013, 12:29:42 PM
This is a bit depressing
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/pts/4072286879.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/pts/4072286879.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00Z0Z_3CZymuLIvhO_600x450.jpg)

In the right hands, it's a great start. Unfortunately, I'm not the right hands.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 17, 2013, 12:57:06 PM
Here's one I want.  Not ironically, seriously.  But I can't afford it, so if anyone wants one, game on.
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/4050574538.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/4050574538.html)

1975 Norton Commando 850 twin. Sweet bike, starts and runs great, good tires.

Everything has been gone through, everything is in great shape. Electronics have been upgraded to solid state.

Right side shift (suicide shift). Has only had 2 owners in it's life, both in our family. Only selling it because my father-in-law can no longer kick start it, and is ready for a push button motorcycle.

Clean Title - have original owners manual.

Call or text Karl at 406-5two9- 343six. or email

Bike is located in Oshkosh but I often travel to Baraboo.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on September 17, 2013, 01:04:32 PM
So I just got my class M a few months ago. The plan was to get a scooter, specifically I was looking at a Piaggio. After realizing you can't get out of my suburb without doing 55 for long stretches, I chucked the idea and got the Monster.

I do wonder, however, if I even noticed this bike when I went to the Piaggio dealer. I knew nothing about Ducatis at the time...

(http://images.craigslist.org/00n0n_1WO0mlii44V_600x450.jpg)

...I may have to go back and visit them soon  [evil]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcd/4072928124.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcd/4072928124.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 17, 2013, 03:21:05 PM
So I just got my class M a few months ago. The plan was to get a scooter, specifically I was looking at a Piaggio. After realizing you can't get out of my suburb without doing 55 for long stretches, I chucked the idea and got the Monster.

I do wonder, however, if I even noticed this bike when I went to the Piaggio dealer. I knew nothing about Ducatis at the time...

(http://images.craigslist.org/00n0n_1WO0mlii44V_600x450.jpg)

...I may have to go back and visit them soon  [evil]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcd/4072928124.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcd/4072928124.html)

Very nice bike. You said you just got your M license. I don't know if that means you are new to motorcycles entirely or not, but if you are that particular monster with the 998 superbike engine might not be the place to start your riding career.

You might want to start with something like this instead.

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7419/8720710279_3f1a6be03c.jpg)

or this.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img837/4548/o1uf.jpg)

or this.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/Streetfighterkz/M900/P8130045.jpg)

The first two are 750 2 valve engines and the last one is a 900 2 valve which makes more power. All of them will do over 55 in second gear as will the 4 valve engined bike you were looking at. But these three do it a bit more gently. You will probably find that the bikes with the smaller less powerful engines still have all the power you need. If you are new to motorcycles you would be doing yourself a favor by not getting something too fast. You can always step up later.

The three bikes I posted happen to be for sale right here on this board in the bikes for sale section.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on September 17, 2013, 03:34:05 PM
His signature says he has a 696.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 17, 2013, 03:43:24 PM
His signature says he has a 696.  [roll]

Maybe he does and I should have looked. But then what does he need with a moped and how did he not know about Ducati?

I figure if you see an accident waiting to happen it might be a good idea to prevent it. Anyway Ive said my piece.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on September 17, 2013, 04:41:28 PM
am i the only one not in love with the tricolore on the monster?  i like it on the superbikes much better...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on September 17, 2013, 06:47:45 PM
Hey no problem, thanks for the advice! I bought the 696 after I gave up on the scooter. I bought it because after doing my research it looked like the best bike for beginners that would actually last me a while.

So of course I'm looking at an S4RS three months later  [drool].  [laugh]

Your point is well made and well taken  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 17, 2013, 08:10:20 PM
Holy crap, they're looking for $7500 canadian ($7282 US) for 2001 Monster 900.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-/190900773221?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c7292a165#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-/190900773221?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c7292a165#ht_500wt_1182)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 17, 2013, 08:10:27 PM
Hey no problem, thanks for the advice! I bought the 696 after I gave up on the scooter. I bought it because after doing my research it looked like the best bike for beginners that would actually last me a while.

So of course I'm looking at an S4RS three months later  [drool].  [laugh]

Your point is well made and well taken  [thumbsup]

The 696 is also a good choice and it should serve you well for a good long time.
These days my one and only bike is a 750. I sold the 998 Superhawk because I was going to fast with it on the street. The power was intoxicating  [laugh] but I knew one day when I was going warp 6 there was going to be a rock, or a tree, or a deer and maybe I should slow it it down just a bit. The 750 is still fast enough to get a guy killed that isn't paying attention though.  


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 18, 2013, 03:51:44 AM
Holy crap, they're looking for $7500 canadian ($7282 US) for 2001 Monster 900.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-/190900773221?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c7292a165#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-/190900773221?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c7292a165#ht_500wt_1182)

$7500 FIRM!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 18, 2013, 04:28:51 AM
$7500 FIRM!!!!

That's someone who has no idea. I paid less than 6K for my S4R and it's a bit faster.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on September 18, 2013, 07:22:38 AM
am i the only one not in love with the tricolore on the monster?  i like it on the superbikes much better...

Not alone.  Me too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on September 18, 2013, 08:52:28 AM
Holy crap, they're looking for $7500 canadian ($7282 US) for 2001 Monster 900.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-/190900773221?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c7292a165#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-/190900773221?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c7292a165#ht_500wt_1182)

Reminds me of the 2000 M900Sie that was at a dealership in Cedar Rapids back in 2007... $7000 was ridiculous for an M900 even back then, especially one that needed all the belts and rubber doodads replaced due to neglect.  [roll]  There were newer M1000's with better maintenance histories and tasty aftermarket stuff like CF pipes for ~$5k.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 18, 2013, 09:54:14 AM
Reminds me of the 2000 M900Sie that was at a dealership in Cedar Rapids back in 2007... $7000 was ridiculous for an M900 even back then, especially one that needed all the belts and rubber doodads replaced due to neglect.  [roll]  There were newer M1000's with better maintenance histories and tasty aftermarket stuff like CF pipes for ~$5k.

I picked up mu 750 for 3K way back when. It needed a bit of work but still..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 18, 2013, 06:41:23 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html)

I'm not sure what to say on this one...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 18, 2013, 06:55:56 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html)

I'm not sure what to say on this one...

I....actually really like it. And that's a good price...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 18, 2013, 08:26:33 PM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html)

I'm not sure what to say on this one...

Ugh.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on September 19, 2013, 07:19:22 AM
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/4072021552.html)

I'm not sure what to say on this one...

What happened to that seat??? Looks like it got hit from behind...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RBX QB on September 19, 2013, 08:24:56 AM
Ugh.

You forgot to put "lee" at the end of that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 19, 2013, 09:02:28 AM
You forgot to put "lee" at the end of that.

Trying to be nice. Someone loved that when they finished.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on September 19, 2013, 09:03:29 AM
It's fugly... but if it runs and rides, at $1800 it's not a bad price for a thrash toy.  If it was closer, I'd seriously consider getting it and using it as my own track whore.  Would fix the ugliness that is the seat, strip all the crap graphics off and generally clean it up... but otherwise, it's looks like a perfectly viable track toy.  Hell... buying that and selling the CBR project, the bank account would probably come out ahead, and we'd have a better sounding bike!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 19, 2013, 09:38:16 AM
It's fugly... but if it runs and rides, at $1800 it's not a bad price for a thrash toy.  If it was closer, I'd seriously consider getting it and using it as my own track whore.  Would fix the ugliness that is the seat, strip all the crap graphics off and generally clean it up... but otherwise, it's looks like a perfectly viable track toy.  Hell... buying that and selling the CBR project, the bank account would probably come out ahead, and we'd have a better sounding bike!

I have to agree.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 19, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
Might be worth the road trip for a cheap track bike. One of the guys here picked this up in Maryland for a really good price. Paint job and seat were part of the package.

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3786/9822220315_520850edf9_b.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 19, 2013, 09:49:44 AM
Might be worth the road trip for a cheap track bike. One of the guys here picked this up in Maryland for a really good price. Paint job and seat were part of the package.

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3786/9822220315_520850edf9_b.jpg)

Ohh that looks really nice! How much was it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on September 19, 2013, 09:55:47 AM
Might be worth the road trip for a cheap track bike. One of the guys here picked this up in Maryland for a really good price. Paint job and seat were part of the package.

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3786/9822220315_520850edf9_b.jpg)

sadly enough, I actually kinda like that....a lot...

Ohh that looks really nice! How much was it?

I am curious also....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 19, 2013, 10:15:02 AM
He picked it up for $2K with a salvage title. He's not sure if he's going to keep the Dr Seuss stuff yet.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 19, 2013, 11:01:06 AM
He picked it up for $2K with a salvage title. He's not sure if he's going to keep the Dr Seuss stuff yet.

Dude that's a steal. Myself I'd ditch the Dr. Sues stuff but otherwise it looks pretty nice.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on September 19, 2013, 12:47:44 PM
That is a total steal for an R1100S, salvage title or not.  If it's all there and it works, heck yeah.

Personally I'd ditch the kiddie graphics, but to each their own.  ;)

I was so close to dropping 10 large for an immaculate race-prepped R1100S BoxerCup edition a few years ago... PWM wheels, race exhaust, uprated suspension... and all the street-legal stock hardware, too.  It was sold by the time I found the ad. :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: manwithgun on September 24, 2013, 08:33:43 PM
Don't know where else to legitimately post this but it looks like someone could get a great deal, sans the crack usage.  Guy on a local California moto forum is packing up and moving back to Illinois. 2009 M1100 currently @ $3850.00 with no reserve.  Bike will sell in less than 24 hours.  I have no affiliation with the guy, just spreading the word... If any rules were broken, delete the post.

http://www.socalmoto.org/forum/showthread.php?p=808497#post808497 (http://www.socalmoto.org/forum/showthread.php?p=808497#post808497)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2009-Ducati-Monster-1100-M1100-/231059097041?_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&forcev4exp=true#ht_701wt_1167 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2009-Ducati-Monster-1100-M1100-/231059097041?_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&forcev4exp=true#ht_701wt_1167)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on September 25, 2013, 09:24:13 AM
Quote
...this bike brings in more ladies than a 75% off shoe sale.

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 25, 2013, 09:29:28 AM
[laugh]

It must be Joel (BP) he's known to write stuff like that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on September 25, 2013, 09:34:03 AM
<French Accent>

Honh, Honh, how much for zee dog?

</French Accent>


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on September 25, 2013, 10:14:07 AM
It must be Joel (BP) he's known to write stuff like that.

Wait... BP is moving to IL?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 25, 2013, 10:16:14 AM
Must be the case. 
He probably doesn't even know it yet.  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 26, 2013, 08:28:20 AM
I LOVE the Dr Seuss bike.  He has to keep the graphics, how else do you commemorate getting a good bike at a fantastic price?  How can you look at that bike and not grin like an idiot?  It's playful without being stupid.  I might have a different opinion if it was covered in My Little Pony decals, but Dr Seuss has universal appeal.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on September 26, 2013, 08:47:20 AM
I LOVE the Dr Seuss bike.  He has to keep the graphics, how else do you commemorate getting a good bike at a fantastic price?  How can you look at that bike and not grin like an idiot?  It's playful without being stupid.  I might have a different opinion if it was covered in My Little Pony decals, but Dr Seuss has universal appeal.

Yes but let's say it's not the fact that it's Dr. Seuss that's the problem, but the color combo/placement. I suggest a contest for the best Dr. Seuss inspired SBK design :).


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 26, 2013, 09:40:00 AM
I suggest a contest for the best Dr. Seuss inspired SBK design :).

That could be fun.


Title: Re:
Post by: nickshelby500kr on September 26, 2013, 07:29:45 PM
Somebody pass this dude the crack pipe.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4071143792.html


Title: Re:
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 27, 2013, 01:37:44 AM
Somebody pass this dude the crack pipe.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4071143792.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4071143792.html)

what's sad is some rich @sshole is going to pay that. Makes me sick what these ****'s have done to the resale value of SC's


Title: Re:
Post by: nickshelby500kr on September 27, 2013, 08:40:01 AM
what's sad is some rich @sshole is going to pay that. Makes me sick what these ****'s have done to the resale value of SC's

Can't we just go back 5 years when no one gave a damn about them. When they were selling on craigslist for $6k?!

If I could go back in time and prevent any movie from being made, it would be Tron legacy. make the beast with two backs you Tron.


Title: Re:
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 27, 2013, 08:54:54 AM
Can't we just go back 5 years when no one gave a damn about them. When they were selling on craigslist for $6k?!

If I could go back in time and prevent any movie from being made, it would be Tron legacy. make the beast with two backs you Tron.

Dude soooo many times when they were going for 8k left and right I told myself I needed to buy one...then practically over night same bikes were 12k...then it was out of control. Smfh


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on September 27, 2013, 12:29:09 PM
(http://evilspeculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif)

= me, every time I see the price of a SC go up and hear people pregnant dog about how they wish they'd bought one back when.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ohmic on September 27, 2013, 03:02:36 PM
If seriously looking for a SC. Try to get an 06! Soon to be if not already the most sought after of the SC line. The 06 is the first year they came out. The only year it came with the now extinct Ducati dry clutch. It also had a single rear stock  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on September 27, 2013, 03:20:38 PM
I came stock with a single rear as well :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on September 27, 2013, 03:34:02 PM
I came stock with a single rear as well :D
eww...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 27, 2013, 03:57:09 PM
(http://evilspeculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif)

= me, every time I see the price of a SC go up and hear people pregnant dog about how they wish they'd bought one back when.

I hope they re-release it and then I can hear YOU pregnant dog about that :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on September 27, 2013, 04:50:07 PM
Why?

I already have my '06 SC. What have I got to pregnant dog about?

 ;D

(Besides the torture-rack ergos, that is.  :P )


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on September 27, 2013, 05:28:59 PM
Why?

I already have my '06 SC. What have I got to pregnant dog about?

 ;D

(Besides the torture-rack ergos, that is.  :P )

(http://www.journeywoman.com/images6/waaaa.gif)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on September 27, 2013, 05:34:15 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Well played, Kev.   [beer]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on September 27, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 27, 2013, 06:13:11 PM
Touche....@sshole. ;)

make the beast with two backs you all I'll build one :)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on September 27, 2013, 06:55:38 PM
Touche....@sshole. ;)

make the beast with two backs you all I'll build one :)
You don't get it...do you?

You can't call anyone an asshole...even if you wink...

you can't say make the beast with two backs you...even if you're kidding.

This will be your second suspension.

We have a 3 strike rule...

keep that in mind.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 30, 2013, 07:56:11 PM
In the tattoo business we have kind of an inside joke...where when someone calls you an expletive in good humor it's meant as a compliment to their work....tattooers are almost the only ilk I socialize with so please excuse my social awkwardness and accept my apologies. I was trying to tip my cap to Buckethead and managed an epic fail instead.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Twizted on October 01, 2013, 01:36:08 AM
In the tattoo business we have kind of an inside joke...where when someone calls you an expletive in good humor it's meant as a compliment to their work....tattooers are almost the only ilk I socialize with so please excuse my social awkwardness and accept my apologies. I was trying to tip my cap to Buckethead and managed an epic fail instead.

You need to move to Australia. Here we call our enemies "mate' and our friends some very colourful names  [beer]. All in good humour.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 01, 2013, 08:40:08 AM
In the tattoo business we have kind of an inside joke...where when someone calls you an expletive in good humor it's meant as a compliment to their work....tattooers are almost the only ilk I socialize with so please excuse my social awkwardness and accept my apologies. I was trying to tip my cap to Buckethead and managed an epic fail instead.

Nice job, douche  [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on October 01, 2013, 10:13:42 AM
Nice job, douche  [clap]

 :P

BTW thanks for that referal Steve. I'm leaning towards keeping my bike now tho...just had it dyno tuned and chewed up the Cleveland streets all last night...I don't know if I could possibly have a better 2nd bike than this for  street riding exclusively. And I might regret selling the first bike I ever *really* built.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 01, 2013, 10:25:12 AM
:P

BTW thanks for that referal Steve. I'm leaning towards keeping my bike now tho...just had it dyno tuned and chewed up the Cleveland streets all last night...I don't know if I could possibly have a better 2nd bike than this for  street riding exclusively. And I might regret selling the first bike I ever *really* built.

Now you're talking! I got a Guzzi V50 in a trade over the weekend. I'm building that thing to tear up the streets of Atlanta.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on October 02, 2013, 04:12:07 AM
Nice job, douche  [clap]
Listen guys...

you simply can't call names here...even in fun...even if you're talking to your best friend.

It will get you suspended.

This is your only warning Steve.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 02, 2013, 04:58:38 AM
Listen guys...

you simply can't call names here...even in fun...even if you're talking to your best friend.

It will get you suspended.

This is your only warning Steve.

It was in jest, didn't realize.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on October 02, 2013, 06:14:30 AM
It was in jest, didn't realize.

  [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on October 02, 2013, 07:52:17 AM
916:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4076628384.html (http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4076628384.html)

They are such pretty bikes.  I want to get me one of those one day just to stare at.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 02, 2013, 07:55:49 AM
916:

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4076628384.html (http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/4076628384.html)

They are such pretty bikes.  I want to get me one of those one day just to stare at.

That's such a great bike and that price seems very reasonable.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on October 02, 2013, 08:16:20 AM
That's such a great bike and that price seems very reasonable.

YES IT DOES...looks well sorted out as far as the mods/accessories on it....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 03, 2013, 12:26:16 PM
I'm only posting this because of the truck in the background, http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/4107261482.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/4107261482.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00j0j_bHk6HL8ytwy_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on October 04, 2013, 06:29:48 PM
I'm only posting this because of the truck in the background, http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/4107261482.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/4107261482.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00j0j_bHk6HL8ytwy_600x450.jpg)


What about the turd in front of it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 04, 2013, 06:31:26 PM

What about the turd in front of it?

Ha ha, didn't even notice.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jrswanson1 on October 05, 2013, 04:04:34 PM
Since I bought a Norton Commando frame, I'm always on the lookout for parts.  So when that listing from Dallas was posted, I hit the link and tried a search for Norton.  http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4086550906.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4086550906.html)  came up.  $10000 for a non-running, no tank Norton Commando?  Really?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on October 05, 2013, 06:48:37 PM
 Hey, she's not seized!
   There is a Kawasaki Z1 for sale on the street near here for only 9000 bucks, and there are only a few dents in the tank!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on October 08, 2013, 04:39:47 PM
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/4118070337.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/4118070337.html)

2009 Ducati 1198s 95 miles - $21000
Quote
Like new 2009 Ducati 1198s with 95 miles. This one of a kind Ducati custom built by Motocorsa. $35k invested.

Balanced and blue printed Superbike motor built by Motocorsa of Portland
Carillo Rods
Pistal Pistons
Leo Vince Corsa Full Ti race exhaust
Ducati Race ECU
Ohlins 815 road and track forks
Ohlins TTX rear shock
Brembo front brake master cylinder
STM race slipper clutch
Speedymoto frame sliders
Speedymoto clutch cover
Speedymoto water pump cover
Acculign rearsets
Sato ride height adjuster
Kyle 30mm offset triple clamp
Ducati Performance quick turn throttle
Steel braided brake lines
Fabbri windscreen
Ducati Performance clutch slave cylinder
Cox radiator/oil cooler Guards
Kyle rear shock link

$21000 OBO trade for something interesting, (no choppers or trucks)
Can be seen at EDR Performance

Guy puts $35k into an 1198S... then only puts 95 miles on the clock?  [roll]

"$35k invested"

Lemme see, an investment of $35k that returns $21k (if it sells for that much)... so we're talking a loss of $14k, AND loss of taxes, insurance, and title/license fees?  That's one seriously crappy "investment."  Between 2009 and now, my 401k has done a LOT better than that. [cheeky]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on October 08, 2013, 07:40:25 PM
Guy puts $35k into an 1198S... then only puts 95 miles on the clock?  [roll]

"$35k invested"
LOL. I'd probably do the same if I had more time and money than I knew what to do with.

I've been looking at used BMW's lately --same kinda thing; guy buys one new, farkles it to the hilt then commutes to work on it for one summer, after which it gets stowed for years. It's an interesting phenomenon.


Title: Re:
Post by: nickshelby500kr on October 13, 2013, 07:00:51 PM
Somebody pass this dude the crack pipe.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4071143792.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4071143792.html)

He didnt get his $17,000 so it went to ebay. lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on October 15, 2013, 04:22:07 PM
Hmm... not so much a crack-addicted seller, as much as a dealer peddling two-wheeled crack... and this addict wants a hit:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/4126039382.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/4126039382.html)

Quote
Outstanding 2011 Red Ducati 1198SP. Single owner. 9068 miles. Beautiful condition. Never down. Always garaged. All maintenance performed by MotoCorsa.

Rare SP model only available for one year (2011). This bike is a top of the line Superbike that was the basis for several world championships! 166 HP at the rear wheel (I have the dyno run chart)! Don't let this opportunity to own a rare piece of Ducati history pass you by!

Loaded from the factory with these performance parts:
* Marchesini forged light-weight wheels
* 330mm Brembo brakes with Monobloc calipers
* Ohlins steering damper
* Ohlins forks
* Ohlins TTX rear shock
* Quick shifter
* Dry slipper clutch
* Ducati Data Analyzer
* Ducati Traction Control
* MotoGP --inspired LCD display

Almost $3,000 in extras I have added including:

* Leo Vince Carbon Slipons
* DP Slipon ECU
* SpeedyMoto Fork Sliders
* SpeedyMoto Frame Sliders
* Ducati Performance Corse Seat
* Zero Gravity Corse Windscreen
* Kurvey Girl Dzus Fastener Kit
* Speedy Moto Scudo Clutch Cover -- Black
* Shifttech Carbon Fiber Hugger
* Rizoma Tapered Racing Footpegs and Adapters
* Yoyodyne Euro Racing Throttle / Cable Kit

I will include all the original parts as well as a Ducati Performance tank bag and rear tail rack and bag kit (Ventura) to allow high-performance sport touring! These extras were around $800 (over and above the $3,000) in extras listed above.

View high-resolution photos at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/101803304@N05/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/101803304@N05/)

$17,000...No trades or offers to help sell please.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on October 15, 2013, 07:38:36 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/4109721065.html (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/4109721065.html)

$5000 lookalike a good price at first blush.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 15, 2013, 08:23:30 PM
Hmm... not so much a crack-addicted seller, as much as a dealer peddling two-wheeled crack... and this addict wants a hit:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/4126039382.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/4126039382.html)


just one hit won't be that bad.

come on.

just one.

I promise.

 :)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on October 15, 2013, 08:40:19 PM
Does this bike even exist?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4126965240.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4126965240.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on October 16, 2013, 12:08:00 AM
Does this bike even exist?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4126965240.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4126965240.html)

Aaaaaaarrrrgghh that is my biggest Craigslist pet peeve, vehicles with new "breaks". See it all the fukn time when I'm shopping for beaters.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on October 16, 2013, 04:11:09 AM
just one hit won't be that bad.

come on.

just one.

I promise.

 :)

lol. that bike is pretty.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on October 16, 2013, 09:16:48 AM
Does this bike even exist?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4126965240.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/4126965240.html)

 Maybe it's 895 miles?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on October 16, 2013, 12:58:47 PM
Maybe it's 895 miles?

 [laugh] Bit early for that brake job if so!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on October 16, 2013, 03:30:04 PM
 No, it' same break job, meaning it fell over, I think......


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on October 18, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/4136389145.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/4136389145.html)
Its for real. Not stolen. I ran the vin.

*edit: seems the guy realized his mistake and changed the ad. Originally it read the entire bike, not just the motor.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on October 21, 2013, 06:19:16 PM
11985 Anyone?  Another made up bike?  ???

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4136925092.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4136925092.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on October 21, 2013, 07:28:59 PM
11985 Anyone?  Another made up bike?  ???

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4136925092.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcy/4136925092.html)



Think that's
1198 "S" not 5
Very nice real bike


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on October 26, 2013, 07:31:44 AM
Think that's
1198 "S" not 5
Very nice real bike

Ahh you're right, it's been modified now!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 01, 2013, 01:15:02 PM
not a sport classic, despite the title of the ad...
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4143886811.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4143886811.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on November 01, 2013, 05:24:02 PM
not a sport classic, despite the title of the ad...
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4143886811.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4143886811.html)


technically speaking, it was a part of the Sport Classic Line...so...even though it is a GT, it is a Sport Classic.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 01, 2013, 05:59:44 PM
technically speaking, it was a part of the Sport Classic Line...so...even though it is a GT, it is a Sport Classic.
You and your semantics. :P

In my world, the same frame doesn't make it the same bike.  It's like advertising an S2R1k and actually selling a 1000i.e.  (This despite the way I describe the bikes from other manufacturers, because "rides just like" does not mean "same model.")

A true SC is collectible due to the vagaries of marketing and the ineffable nature of people attracted to shiny things.  A GT is just another bike with a retro look.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on November 02, 2013, 03:29:02 AM
semantics it may be, but there was the Sport 1000, the GT1000, and the Paul Smart and they were all under the header "Sport Classic" IIRC as there was no specific bike called the Sport Classic.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 02, 2013, 07:43:18 AM
Ducati has you as mostly correct... and they were all called SC specifically.

SC as the family (like the Monster family), specific bikes as a random selection of models:

Sport 1000
Paul Smart
GT1000
Sport 1000 Mono
Sport 1000 Bip
Sport 1000

http://www.ducati.com/bikes/archive/index.do?firstYear=2007&step=1&page=6 (http://www.ducati.com/bikes/archive/index.do?firstYear=2007&step=1&page=6)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 02, 2013, 09:38:09 AM
Ducati has you as mostly correct... and they were all called SC specifically.

SC as the family (like the Monster family), specific bikes as a random selection of models:

Sport 1000
Paul Smart
GT1000
Sport 1000 Mono
Sport 1000 Bip
Sport 1000

http://www.ducati.com/bikes/archive/index.do?firstYear=2007&step=1&page=6 (http://www.ducati.com/bikes/archive/index.do?firstYear=2007&step=1&page=6)

This ^ has always been the impression I've had.

So which one is roundly considered the most desirable? The Biposto with metal tank and dry clutch, yes?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on November 02, 2013, 04:44:51 PM
The Biposto with metal tank and dry clutch, yes?

Doesn't exist. They were all expanding nylon.

AFAIK, the '06 Sport 1000 (solo seat) and the Paul Smart (same bike, but with Ohlins and bodywork) are the hot ones. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 02, 2013, 05:47:37 PM
AFAIK, the '06 Sport 1000 (solo seat) and the Paul Smart (same bike, but with Ohlins and bodywork) are the hot ones.  
Probably because they are the first of the line and the only ones available in '06.  Also the only ones with the dry clutch.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on November 02, 2013, 06:11:48 PM
That, and they were only made for a year, so numbers are low.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 03, 2013, 07:41:08 AM
Probably because they are the first of the line and the only ones available in '06.  Also the only ones with the dry clutch.

Ahh, I mistakenly thought 2007 was the first year/only dry clutch.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duc_fan on November 03, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
I concur with other above, the GT1000 is a "Sport Classic".  Same line, advertised by Ducati alongside the Sport 1000, etc.

Still, the guy is definitely on crack.  $11000 is absurdly high for that bike.  Low miles and clean, sure... but I believe it's true market value is south of $10k.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on November 05, 2013, 10:52:20 AM
How does a 2005 bike only have 1,200 miles on it?  Shame.  :'(

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/4139079226.html (http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/4139079226.html)

Someone needs to ride this poor bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on November 05, 2013, 11:31:34 AM
 Can ebay crack addicts fit in here too?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mgrisham on November 08, 2013, 02:42:41 PM
To get the addicts going again:  http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4169043884.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4169043884.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 08, 2013, 05:31:21 PM
To get the addicts going again:  http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4169043884.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4169043884.html)

Man...I'm just gonna say it..that thing looks cool as fukn hell.

But yes, he's obviously hittin' the pipe.

$6000....  [laugh]

For 6 grand, he can't fix the "breaks" himself, or supply you the ELECTRICAL TAPE for the muffler??  [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on November 08, 2013, 08:49:07 PM
Man...I'm just gonna say it..that thing looks cool as fukn hell.

Respectfully disagree, Buck, as it looks to me like some project a guy started and then as he made it he realized it was not that fun/functional. 

"the back wheel breaking isn't all that great. so always keep a distance with the car in the front!"
Someone needs to tell this guy that if he's relying on his rear brake to stop him from hitting the car in front, he needs to change his riding technique.

Also: electrical tape = tougher look?  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 09, 2013, 07:27:42 AM
Respectfully disagree, Buck, as it looks to me like some project a guy started and then as he made it he realized it was not that fun/functional. 

"the back wheel breaking isn't all that great. so always keep a distance with the car in the front!"
Someone needs to tell this guy that if he's relying on his rear brake to stop him from hitting the car in front, he needs to change his riding technique.

Also: electrical tape = tougher look?  [laugh]


Yea I agree. I'm jus' sayin' it's the kind of thing I'd take off someones hands if it was cheap enough so I could tinker with/finish it myself. With proper BRAKES and no electrical tape.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on November 09, 2013, 03:23:49 PM
The tail light/seat combo looks like a turd on it's way out.

I would post a pic for posterity but I don't think it'd go over well


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: justinrhenry on November 10, 2013, 05:53:41 AM
To get the addicts going again:  http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4169043884.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4169043884.html)

at least he's honest.  someone jacked up that bike. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on November 14, 2013, 04:58:55 PM
Doesn't everyone put vinyl electrical tape on their pipes??

Here's one. Not sure if it's derbitudinal:
http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4144366707.html (http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4144366707.html)

What the FAWK did this guy do to the rear end?!? As if monsters weren't enough of a nut cruncher at stock, this clown had to up the ante.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on November 15, 2013, 02:36:40 AM
Doesn't everyone put vinyl electrical tape on their pipes??

Here's one. Not sure if it's derbitudinal:
http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4144366707.html (http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4144366707.html)

What the FAWK did this guy do to the rear end?!? As if monsters weren't enough of a nut cruncher at stock, this clown had to up the ante.

I like it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 15, 2013, 04:46:48 AM
Doesn't everyone put vinyl electrical tape on their pipes??

Here's one. Not sure if it's derbitudinal:
http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4144366707.html (http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4144366707.html)

What the FAWK did this guy do to the rear end?!? As if monsters weren't enough of a nut cruncher at stock, this clown had to up the ante.

LOL, this guy is on the forum.

I kinda like it and hate it. Mainly I  ???  when I look at it. The whale tail and the hugger DEF has gotz ta go.

It's like he was on acid, went nuts, built it while tripping, then wigged out and decided it had to go.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on November 15, 2013, 05:03:01 AM
I kinda like it and hate it. Mainly I  ???  when I look at it. The whale tail and the hugger DEF has gotz ta go.

It's like he was on acid, went nuts, built it while tripping, then wigged out and decided it had to go.
^^ 100% this  :o [laugh] :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on November 15, 2013, 05:14:02 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S_5IHGcf5II/AAAAAAABSjk/9PsNThMctCM/s400/Haters_Gonna_Hate_03.jpg)

;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on November 15, 2013, 09:42:02 AM
I just figure it looks like the owner has the capacity to weld or have it welded, hence the extra scaffolding for the tail. If you're gonna do all that work might as well do it properly by reconfiguring the entire tail of the frame to suit the lines desired. Not just throw in some bracket.
I ain't no hater. Just not an ass patter... ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on November 22, 2013, 12:09:18 PM
"Race Addition"
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4193861666.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4193861666.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zach (Slag) on November 22, 2013, 12:13:10 PM
"Race Addition"
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4193861666.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4193861666.html)


A 230 mph 748  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] V-twin on its side  [bang]

(http://catie.smugmug.com/photos/i-6rWsnx4/0/O/i-6rWsnx4.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on November 22, 2013, 08:26:16 PM
Race addition :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 23, 2013, 05:43:27 AM
Rase uh-dishin!

Horrible spelling in CL ads has always screamed; "AVOID!" to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on November 23, 2013, 04:44:42 PM
If I ever sell my monster I'm totally saying in the ad that it can do 180mph.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on November 24, 2013, 10:34:09 AM
 So you removed the governor?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on November 24, 2013, 03:06:02 PM
yes..  Arnold is gone


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on November 25, 2013, 04:28:40 AM
Isn't he the Governator? I think he's talking about the one with the eye patch.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: HotIce on November 25, 2013, 07:47:30 AM
w00t?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 25, 2013, 11:28:35 AM
w00t?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827)




Edit: Apparently the "see the website" doesn't reference the right bike...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on November 25, 2013, 11:56:31 AM
w00t?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827)

Trying to contain my projectile vomiting


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ChrisK on November 25, 2013, 12:07:57 PM
Trying to contain my projectile vomiting

+1


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on November 25, 2013, 04:54:28 PM
WOW!! Only 10k! Whata steal!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on November 27, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/321260129293 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/321260129293)

Wotta gnarly paint job.

$1200?


Nope.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 27, 2013, 08:00:20 PM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/321260129293 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/321260129293)

Wotta gnarly paint job.

$1200?


Nope.
Especially with the unreadable font. 

I don't care what you are selling, don't give me a migraine when I try to read your description.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on December 03, 2013, 04:42:24 PM
Somebody just got an airbrush.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on December 05, 2013, 10:18:51 AM
w00t?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-Ducati-Monster-900-chopped-Custom-built-by-13-Choppers-PS13-/151174374827)


You have to admire the high asking price and the quality photo to go along with it  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on December 06, 2013, 06:42:17 AM
*Not a bike but....

The description sounds like he should pay me to take it.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/jwl/4210925687.html (http://scranton.craigslist.org/jwl/4210925687.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: nickshelby500kr on December 06, 2013, 01:14:45 PM
*Not a bike but....

The description sounds like he should pay me to take it.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/jwl/4210925687.html (http://scranton.craigslist.org/jwl/4210925687.html)

I lol'd...hard.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on December 07, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4220487291.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4220487291.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on December 07, 2013, 04:27:26 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4220487291.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4220487291.html)

That's what they're asking for them.

http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2002-Ducati-MH-900E-111002165 (http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2002-Ducati-MH-900E-111002165)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on December 07, 2013, 05:04:01 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4220487291.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4220487291.html)

Pretty sure that one's bone stock.

That's what they're asking for them.

http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2002-Ducati-MH-900E-111002165 (http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2002-Ducati-MH-900E-111002165)

That one's definitely not stock.
If someone has a genuine interest in it, that shop is fairly near me, I can go put eyes on it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on December 07, 2013, 05:39:24 PM
That's what they're asking for them.

http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2002-Ducati-MH-900E-111002165 (http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2002-Ducati-MH-900E-111002165)
Oh, I know.  Limited edition and all that rot.

I'd just expect a little better description than "new and mint" to justify spending that kind of cash on a bike.  No miles listed?  The map shows the address off of a forest service road...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mgrisham on December 10, 2013, 07:50:58 AM
Love the Pilot Toad 3 tires-
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4237080725.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4237080725.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RBX QB on December 10, 2013, 07:53:33 AM
Love the Pilot Toad 3 tires-
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4237080725.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4237080725.html)

And "break pad". I always prefer my bikes to have break pad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on December 10, 2013, 08:29:00 AM
Don't forget the timeing belts were changed just 2 years ago...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dbran1949 on December 10, 2013, 10:32:05 AM
and the carbs have been sinked


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on December 10, 2013, 11:31:39 AM
 And he has a Mercedes!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on December 10, 2013, 01:11:18 PM
And he has a Mercedes!
With 22" chrome wheels?  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on December 10, 2013, 04:37:52 PM
Guys. That's my ad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on December 10, 2013, 06:50:23 PM
Gimme a break pads arrrrrggghhh


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on December 11, 2013, 07:03:42 AM
And he has a Mercedes!

dat wood be MerSayDeez yo!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 11, 2013, 08:06:04 AM
that is one wild ride you have there mr toad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on December 11, 2013, 09:35:18 AM
and the carbs have been sinked
(http://i1039.photobucket.com/albums/a479/motoj/Soviet%20sidecar%20rig/M72project422.jpg)

Not a carb, but you get the idea.. lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on December 11, 2013, 12:26:25 PM
Guys. That's my ad.

If it was really your ad, you would have said: "Guys, thats my add."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on December 11, 2013, 03:02:13 PM
This thread does make me think that the next time I'm selling I bike I should add lots of mis-spellings - just think of all the extra views it'll get!

Either that, or I'll just hire Joel to write my copy.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on December 12, 2013, 07:09:02 AM
..... or I'll just hire Joel to write my copy.

THIS....it is more likely to make a "Best Of..." status


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 12, 2013, 07:43:39 AM
This thread does make me think that the next time I'm selling I bike I should add lots of mis-spellings - just think of all the extra views it'll get!

Either that, or I'll just hire Joel to write my copy.

i work cheap


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on December 13, 2013, 06:37:16 AM
I'll just leave this here: http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/4179228616.html (http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/4179228616.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on December 13, 2013, 07:04:03 AM
I'll just leave this here: http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/4179228616.html (http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/4179228616.html)

 [bang] [puke] [thumbsdown]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dbran1949 on December 13, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
I'll just leave this here: http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/4179228616.html (http://westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/4179228616.html)

 :'(
speechless


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: JohnEE on December 13, 2013, 07:20:20 AM
There was a  916 Spiderman/chrome themed hanging around the boston craigslist for a while. I take offense that i live in the same state as these people.....   [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on December 13, 2013, 08:06:08 AM
Poor 996  :'(

The only head turning that bike induces is when people are looking away or trying not to vomit on the street.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dbran1949 on December 13, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
 ???
The worst part is the chrome on the frame, if the frame was just painted someone could at least save the thing, now it just needs to be euthanized




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on December 13, 2013, 10:06:20 AM
 Chrome can be easily removed. Just soak it in Hydrochloric acid for a bit!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on December 13, 2013, 10:46:51 AM
On the bright side the wheels are legit......
As for the rest.... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-X


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on December 13, 2013, 01:17:01 PM
I find it amusing that the color temperature for his headlights makes them next to useless as well.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on December 13, 2013, 03:16:47 PM
"DON'T INSULT ME!" ?


With all due respect, Sir, that would be redundant.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on December 14, 2013, 10:06:10 AM
This is a pretty good deal on an ST4, though I've seen nice condition ST2s and the occasional ST4 go for prices like this a few times in the past year.

Well, except for the fact that those were rideable bikes in good condition...

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4208045843.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/4208045843.html)

Also in the Phoenix area is this modded ST2 - I saw it in person a few years back, and liked it then.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4232600229.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4232600229.html)

Still do.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on December 14, 2013, 04:30:51 PM
(http://images.craigslist.org/00B0B_d6HT7LyZC13_600x450.jpg)

That goddamn thing almost gave me a seizure!! 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: rendang on December 15, 2013, 01:15:09 AM


Quote
(http://images.craigslist.org/00B0B_d6HT7LyZC13_600x450.jpg)

That goddamn thing almost gave me a seizure!! 

   When I saw that thing, I laughed so much I fell off my chair but at the same time I felt violently sick.

 

 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on December 15, 2013, 03:06:14 AM
(http://images.craigslist.org/00B0B_d6HT7LyZC13_600x450.jpg)
Holy make the beast with two backsing snappin' arseholes  :o  

What in make the beast with two backs's name is THAT?  ???  [puke] [bang] [laugh] [puke] :-\





Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 15, 2013, 07:34:30 AM
sorry....i was going through my kanye phase


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cokey on December 15, 2013, 11:21:31 AM
probably needed the lighter wheels and extra performance to out do the weight added by chrome


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on December 17, 2013, 06:15:04 AM
Also in the Phoenix area is this modded ST2 - I saw it in person a few years back, and liked it then.

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4232600229.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4232600229.html)

Still do.


only thing I might change is trying to fit some SS-CR mids on it to complete the look a little more....and depending on how the output on those lights actualy are ( because they don't exactly look stock to me) maybe try and find and fit a set of Paul's DucatiDesign headlights...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on December 31, 2013, 05:31:24 AM
Am I missing something or does this price seem a little high.

http://onslow.craigslist.org/mcy/4240856655.html (http://onslow.craigslist.org/mcy/4240856655.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on December 31, 2013, 07:48:53 AM
Am I missing something or does this price seem a little high.

http://onslow.craigslist.org/mcy/4240856655.html (http://onslow.craigslist.org/mcy/4240856655.html)



That's ridiculous.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: HotIce on December 31, 2013, 03:46:30 PM
That went up FAST!  [evil]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Superbike-2008-ducati-d-16-rr-/201012560486 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Superbike-2008-ducati-d-16-rr-/201012560486)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on January 07, 2014, 04:32:45 PM
Love & Polish??

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4250023351.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4250023351.html)

In case you didn't notice, "Bike has been modified by previous owner"

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on January 07, 2014, 05:03:46 PM
Love & Polish??

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4250023351.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4250023351.html)

In case you didn't notice, "Bike has been modified by previous owner"

 [laugh]

That's a peach!

BTW, nothing 2003 about that bike, looks like an early 600SS to me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on January 07, 2014, 06:55:14 PM
Definitely much earlier wheels and forks than 2003, also what you can still recognize as fairing.  What was polished?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on January 07, 2014, 07:57:33 PM
Tank is mid-late 90's


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on January 07, 2014, 11:36:27 PM
Definitely much earlier wheels and forks than 2003, also what you can still recognize as fairing.  What was polished?

Aspirations to greater things:
http://www.loveandpolish.com/About.html (http://www.loveandpolish.com/About.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on January 08, 2014, 05:54:51 AM
Delusions of adequacy?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blue on January 08, 2014, 07:24:40 AM
I came across this one...VIN cut out of the frame and the VIN "stamped" on the side by a Ducati dealer???
(look at the pictures)

Ducati 749 2005 - $5400 (South bend) (http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/4261888737.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 08, 2014, 07:28:24 AM
I came across this one...VIN cut out of the frame and the VIN "stamped" on the side by a Ducati dealer???
(look at the pictures)

Ducati 749 2005 - $5400 (South bend) (http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/4261888737.html)

supper clean title!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on January 08, 2014, 05:14:55 PM
Words fail.

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/4277270781.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/4277270781.html)

Well, if not words, at least spelling.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on January 08, 2014, 06:02:34 PM
Words fail.

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/4277270781.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/4277270781.html)

Well, if not words, at least spelling.


[bang]

It's so bad it hurts


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 08, 2014, 07:25:33 PM
My name is Trad... and I'm pissed about not being able to purchase such a fine moto specimen.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 09, 2014, 04:39:32 AM
Bill of sale only to boot...@sshole.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/07-Ducati-Monster-998-S4RS-19t-bent-Frame-UT3-/130800541162?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item1e7451ddea&vxp=mtr (http://www.ebay.com/itm/07-Ducati-Monster-998-S4RS-19t-bent-Frame-UT3-/130800541162?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&hash=item1e7451ddea&vxp=mtr)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on January 13, 2014, 11:59:50 AM
I see a new trend can come out of this one....

http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html (http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 13, 2014, 01:50:52 PM
I see a new trend can come out of this one....

http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html (http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html)


WTF????? Seriously? Car parts like that on a bike?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ChrisK on January 13, 2014, 01:58:15 PM
I see a new trend can come out of this one....

http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html (http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html)

Wow.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on January 13, 2014, 02:15:45 PM
I see a new trend can come out of this one....

http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html (http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/4268116764.html)

ding! ... and we have a winner!
"may look a bit odd..."  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on January 13, 2014, 02:26:55 PM
ding! ... and we have a winner!
"may look a bit odd..."  [laugh]
copied one of the pictures in case the ad goes away

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/00z0z_6O6F6PStmvd_600x450_zpsb8324391.jpg) (http://s13.photobucket.com/user/giacco/media/00z0z_6O6F6PStmvd_600x450_zpsb8324391.jpg.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on January 13, 2014, 02:27:42 PM
 I love the ram air induction!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 13, 2014, 04:18:22 PM
That is some weird stuff that is.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 13, 2014, 05:46:47 PM
snuffalupabuell


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 14, 2014, 05:28:09 AM
ding! ... and we have a winner!
"may look a bit odd..."  [laugh]









..............................


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cokey on January 15, 2014, 04:54:23 PM
you could probably close the thread now..  that guy just won..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on January 16, 2014, 10:33:30 AM
copied one of the pictures in case the ad goes away

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/00z0z_6O6F6PStmvd_600x450_zpsb8324391.jpg) (http://s13.photobucket.com/user/giacco/media/00z0z_6O6F6PStmvd_600x450_zpsb8324391.jpg.html)
(http://www.exodus.co.uk/pictures/a00hp69b.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on January 16, 2014, 01:11:56 PM
^  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: triangleforge on January 17, 2014, 11:20:22 AM
So on some level, I guess it could make sense to take a Buell and turn it back into an old Harley... But why?

http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/4263565912.html (http://prescott.craigslist.org/mcy/4263565912.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on January 17, 2014, 11:46:53 AM
This thread should be renamed "Craigslist's Worst Bikes".  Are there no deals nor nothing desirable out there?   :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on January 19, 2014, 09:01:40 PM
 Here is a nice deal:
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/4275157391.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/mcy/4275157391.html)

 Check out the nice detailing on this puppy!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 20, 2014, 05:21:25 AM
"Looking for something classic also that I can put on eBay"

Couldn't have been more clear about his intentions to rip someone off.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on January 20, 2014, 04:15:49 PM
it appears he took those pictures with a fish tank too...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 20, 2014, 04:43:12 PM
iphone izpic app


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on January 20, 2014, 05:12:34 PM
 Makes my pics look pretty good, huh?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on January 21, 2014, 09:26:04 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4297704071.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4297704071.html)

derby?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 21, 2014, 09:52:25 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4297704071.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4297704071.html)

derby?

I must be missing something...looks pretty nice to me


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MikeZ on January 21, 2014, 12:39:15 PM
I must be missing something...looks pretty nice to me
+1 Be a cool bike to take out on occasion and price doesn't seem terrible


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on January 21, 2014, 03:50:58 PM
If you like chrome I suppose the price is okay......  But only a crackhead would do this to any bike imo.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on January 21, 2014, 04:15:20 PM
If you like chrome I suppose the price is okay......  But only a crackhead would do this to any bike imo.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html)

... or the Silver Surfer.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Lucumon on January 21, 2014, 04:27:52 PM
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html)
Well, seems like the Phaelon's need a way to cruise around.

(http://dave.zfx.com/Scanner/nav5.gif)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on January 21, 2014, 04:32:44 PM
I must be missing something...looks pretty nice to me
Nope. Just a cool Duc on CL


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on January 21, 2014, 06:14:35 PM
If you like chrome I suppose the price is okay......  But only a crackhead would do this to any bike imo.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4295288434.html)

" this bike is one of a kind and has the most cutting age chrome coatings on the whole bike."

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on January 22, 2014, 09:06:26 AM
" this bike is one of a kind and has the most cutting age chrome coatings on the whole bike."

 [laugh]

theres actually merit to that. chrome look isnt easy to get! new stuff has been coming out to put chrome on plastic (obviously it isnt the same process as for metal).


i love chrome. gonna say that bike would look good. but im a sucky for shiny stuff. i LOVED my roadracing aluminum tank m944. wish it was MORe shiny!!


Title: Re:
Post by: Ahks on January 22, 2014, 03:33:00 PM
Not a fan of chrome myself... But yeah you can practically buy that shiny stuff in an aerosol can now.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on January 22, 2014, 05:40:03 PM
theres actually merit to that.

I was quickly reminded of a character from a show I used to watch..

NSFW

Rickyisms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs#)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on January 23, 2014, 03:41:27 AM
That was pretty funny stuff! What show was that? It is very Canadian sounding.

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on January 23, 2014, 06:41:46 AM
That was pretty funny stuff! What show was that? It is very Canadian sounding.

Mark



Yer' right on the money.

Trailer Park Boys

Funniest show ever..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on January 24, 2014, 08:18:59 PM
Yer' right on the money.

Trailer Park Boys

Funniest show ever..

That show is seriously funny.

My favorite line

"its not rocket appliance!!!"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on January 26, 2014, 08:51:44 PM
e-bay, not CL, but I couldn't help it. '05 R1200GS for $36k.  His primary goal was weight-savings, but he has no idea how much weight he saved after investing $50k. Included in the price is his time for "R&D".

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 26, 2014, 10:05:14 PM
e-bay, not CL, but I couldn't help it. '05 R1200GS for $36k.  His primary goal was weight-savings, but he has no idea how much weight he saved after investing $50k. Included in the price is his time for "R&D".

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles)

For that price is should have, like, you know, a decal on the gas tank of a bird, or an eagle.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on January 27, 2014, 12:07:07 AM
e-bay, not CL, but I couldn't help it. '05 R1200GS for $36k.  His primary goal was weight-savings, but he has no idea how much weight he saved after investing $50k. Included in the price is his time for "R&D".

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles)

I read the whole thing but all I heard was "DOOOOOOOOOOOOSH"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 27, 2014, 05:47:04 AM
The guy says he spent $50,000.00 making the bike lighter.  Then someone sends in a question, "How much weight savings were you able to achieve for $50K. In other words, what does the bike weigh in at now? I did not see it mentioned anywhere."

Then the guy proceeds with a rambling response that includes this little treasure...

"I had thought about the possibility of weighting the bike but just have not done so. I can tell you that the bike feels like a completely different bike."

This seller is simply impressed with himself, and he thinks THAT is what adds value to the bike.

 [thumbsdown]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on January 27, 2014, 10:28:52 AM
Well after spending 2k on carbon fiber for my Monster I can safely say that I lost at least 3 ounces.........   [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on January 27, 2014, 10:42:41 AM
For that price is should have, like, you know, a decal on the gas tank of a bird, or an eagle.

At the very least wolves with lasers shooting out of their eyes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on January 27, 2014, 03:40:29 PM
At the very least wolves with lasers shooting out of their eyes.
I thought it was all about the dolphins...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on January 27, 2014, 04:46:20 PM
http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4298194480.html (http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4298194480.html)

218 mph  :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 27, 2014, 06:01:08 PM
e-bay, not CL, but I couldn't help it. '05 R1200GS for $36k.  His primary goal was weight-savings, but he has no idea how much weight he saved after investing $50k. Included in the price is his time for "R&D".

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-R-Series-Custom-BMW-R1200GS-all-Carbon-and-Titanium-Super-Sports-Touring-bike-/251434578629?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a8aab32c5&item=251434578629&pt=US_motorcycles)

Can you guys cut him a little slack.

He and the bike are in Colorado.

Weed is legal here.


On a side note, I can go check out the bike for whichever one of you wants me to.  ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on January 27, 2014, 06:04:43 PM
On a side note, I can go check out the bike for whichever one of you wants me to.  ;)

I do.  Go look at it for me Randy.   ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on January 27, 2014, 06:31:41 PM
http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4298194480.html (http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4298194480.html)

218 mph  :o

He has one of the "K" mode speedos.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: HotIce on February 04, 2014, 06:38:20 PM
Oh, cute  [roll]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-450-RT-Single-Bevel-Desmo-Motorcycle-/321315581862 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-450-RT-Single-Bevel-Desmo-Motorcycle-/321315581862)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: He Man on February 05, 2014, 08:17:27 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fuo/4304051284.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fuo/4304051284.html)


THE DAMN SHELF ISNT EVEN STRA.....you know what, forget it. its from williamsburg. nvm.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on February 05, 2014, 08:22:30 PM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fuo/4304051284.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fuo/4304051284.html)
THE DAMN SHELF ISNT EVEN STRA.....you know what, forget it. its from williamsburg. nvm.
Don't worry---comes with a free Arcade Fire album to stick under and even it out.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on February 06, 2014, 05:02:15 PM
Damn [drool]
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4316885016.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4316885016.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on February 06, 2014, 05:02:54 PM
Damn  [puke]
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/4314896486.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/4314896486.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on February 06, 2014, 06:22:26 PM
 Sick is right......... [thumbsdown]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 06, 2014, 07:00:21 PM
Damn  [puke]
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/4314896486.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/4314896486.html)
MPS-F 1350... But the salt will eat the pretty bling alive and the nitrous bottle won't pass tech.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on February 07, 2014, 03:45:47 AM
I read Cycle News every week and they have a classified section in the back; it is always FULL of these jacked up Hayabusas. Either every damn one in the country is being listed there or there are a LOT of guys jacking that motorcycle up! I am not a fan of the way that bike looks to begin with, but have mercy on the things!

Mark

 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 07, 2014, 05:01:53 AM
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=55442.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=55442.0)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: abby normal on February 07, 2014, 01:55:41 PM
Damn  [puke]
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/4314896486.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/4314896486.html)

ok, i think i got it.  its not a "sick green bike", its a "sick-green" bike.
now it all makes sense.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2014, 06:18:32 PM
Our very own Buckethead: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html)

I think it's worthy of "best of" status.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on February 13, 2014, 07:02:28 PM
Our very own Buckethead: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html)

I think it's worthy of "best of" status.


 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on February 13, 2014, 10:12:40 PM
Our very own Buckethead: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html)

I think it's worthy of "best of" status.



 [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]  [beer]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on February 14, 2014, 03:49:11 AM
(http://static.tumblr.com/0750c5a4f18e99f00eeb9cc10dd615e1/7mlvovv/U9Jmuqc3w/tumblr_static_coexist.gif)

Isn't that cute...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on February 14, 2014, 03:52:43 AM
(http://static.tumblr.com/0750c5a4f18e99f00eeb9cc10dd615e1/7mlvovv/U9Jmuqc3w/tumblr_static_coexist.gif)

Isn't that cute...

That bumper sticker has always irked me. Evolve!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on February 14, 2014, 04:08:26 AM
I want to get a bumper sticker made that says "Stop visualizing world peace and visualize using your turn signals"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on February 14, 2014, 07:18:38 AM
I want to get a bumper sticker made that says "Stop visualizing world peace and visualize using your turn signals"

I wanted a bumper sticker saying "My turn signals are not for asking permission".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on February 14, 2014, 09:29:09 AM
A friend of mine suggested I get this one as a retort:

(http://www.bolderfont.com//v/vspfiles/photos/001-2T.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on February 14, 2014, 01:35:49 PM
A friend of mine suggested I get this one as a retort:

(http://www.bolderfont.com//v/vspfiles/photos/001-2T.jpg)

Stealing this.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on February 17, 2014, 09:16:24 AM
For you Rickman fans.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4321697503.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4321697503.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: KnightofNi on February 17, 2014, 10:45:33 AM
Our very own Buckethead: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html)

I think it's worthy of "best of" status.



I love the ending. Quoting in it's entirety for posterity...
Quote
Green Subaru Forester - m4w (Mulberry)




To the woman driving the light green Subaru Forester, CO license plate 165 RMK:

 I, too, was disappointed to wind up stopped at College and Mulberry for a 5th consecutive cycle of the light. Fortunately, watching you flail your arms and swear at me, then honk at me in frustration a full 10 seconds after the light had already changed, kept me entertained. Understanding your frustration at FoCo's poor traffic planning, I made it a point to accelerate away from the intersection with some gusto, allowing you to get around the cars in the left lane and pass me. I'm a nice guy. I did that for you. Intentionally.

 As you sped past me, you saw fit to vent your frustration by calling me a dumb mothermake the beast with two backser (I can read lips a little bit) and flipping me off. It was only after you were ahead of me and doing an easy 15 over down Mulberry that I managed to get a glimpse of your "COEXIST" bumper sticker.

 At which point I laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

 I'm guessing your day was probably shit before you left the house, so I don't mind being the target of your vitriol. But I did find it amusing that even tho you were obviously in much more of a hurry than I was, we kept winding up at stoplights together. All the way down Mulberry. Including the one by the Sundance where we had to stop for the fire truck.

 Thank you for the deep belly laugh, and I hope your day gets better.

 I also hope you outlive your children.

 Sincerely,
 James


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on February 18, 2014, 07:38:44 AM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
(http://i.imgur.com/15gIDF4.png)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on February 18, 2014, 08:00:14 AM
Joy rides?  Pft!  Riding that thing may provide a lot of emotions, but I'm dubious that joy is one of them.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on February 18, 2014, 09:14:36 AM
I think he doesn't want tire kickers because they may cause the swingarm to break.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 19, 2014, 07:50:52 PM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
(http://i.imgur.com/15gIDF4.png)

I guess some people really are on drugs.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on February 19, 2014, 09:13:06 PM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
(http://i.imgur.com/15gIDF4.png)

Why stop there? Fuggit, go fer 10 feet. And no, my donk is not very large.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on February 23, 2014, 08:28:01 PM
Okay, this isn't from Craigslist, but as an eBay ad it "all most" is.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buell-Blast-Buell-Blast-cafe-racer-/281268874274?forcerrptr=true&hash=item417cee6c22&item=281268874274&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buell-Blast-Buell-Blast-cafe-racer-/281268874274?forcerrptr=true&hash=item417cee6c22&item=281268874274&pt=US_motorcycles)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on March 07, 2014, 07:14:19 AM
Someone on another board I'm on found this wonder gem.
(http://i.imgur.com/eqGbj1O.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on March 07, 2014, 11:11:50 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on March 07, 2014, 07:31:10 PM
"the only think I know for Sure is that is not stolen"

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on March 08, 2014, 02:42:13 AM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
(http://i.imgur.com/15gIDF4.png)

Its a hill climber. It wont fit in the back of the truck so he rides it to the hill climb and then changes wheels and front forks once he gets there.

His girlfriend drives the chevy Geo to the climb with the extra set of wheels that have the sand tires already mounted, and the set of forks from an RM400. She also brings the PB&J sandwiches. They got special financing for the Geo at 17.2% on the 2,500 loan.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on March 09, 2014, 03:35:49 AM
^^^
Hillclimber!  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on March 18, 2014, 03:10:50 AM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4379370778.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4379370778.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on March 18, 2014, 07:07:32 AM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4379370778.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4379370778.html)

 [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on March 18, 2014, 08:32:27 AM
and handles real good because there is no rake-;; have the baddest bar hopper around

 No rake?? Of what does he speak?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: zooom on March 18, 2014, 09:52:05 AM
and handles real good because there is no rake-;; have the baddest bar hopper around

 No rake?? Of what does he speak?

he is talking about the lack of use of gardening implements used in place of actual parts on the bike


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on March 18, 2014, 10:40:53 AM
"Best bar hopper around"...get drunk and ride around that, fukn brilliant!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on March 18, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
I dig the IZ_ headlamp. Plus the fact that it is "professionally built".   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDRider on March 20, 2014, 11:29:13 AM
I dig the IZ_ headlamp. Plus the fact that it is "professionally built".   [laugh]

I'd like to meet those "professionals"  ;D

Somehow I don't think I'd be very impressed or want them to build me a bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDRider on March 20, 2014, 12:11:19 PM
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/4383071819.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/4383071819.html)

(http://s30.postimg.org/6br2ub2m9/Untitled.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

This guy is sniffing too much glue.  $4500 for this piece of crap?  I like the "plastics are worth a grand alone" comment.   ;D

A '78 CB750 in decent shape would be worth $4500.  A 1981 CB900 bobber?  Maybe $1500... and that's stretching it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on March 20, 2014, 02:17:59 PM
I like the New BREAKS and front fork (only one?)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDRider on March 20, 2014, 05:36:52 PM
I like the New BREAKS and front fork (only one?)

 [thumbsup] I went on e-bay to see what the "plastics" on an early 80s CB900 sell for.  The side covers (which are hacked up on this bike) go for around $30-50 each if they have original paint and look decent.  The rear seat cowl maybe $80.  This entire bike isn't worth $1000.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: chipripper on April 02, 2014, 06:25:36 PM
 ;D My firs post in this thread WOOHOO

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/4389948152.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/4389948152.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on April 02, 2014, 06:40:55 PM
 I love it! Easy fix! All it needs is a new frame and front end!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scoober1103 on April 02, 2014, 07:30:57 PM
;D My firs post in this thread WOOHOO

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/4389948152.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/4389948152.html)



Surprised they didn't slip the line "It has a great turning circle!" in...... [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on April 02, 2014, 08:10:29 PM
^^^
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rameses on April 06, 2014, 05:04:05 PM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
(http://i.imgur.com/15gIDF4.png)



Do you think that thing has a stiffarm in place of the spring and the rear suspension comes from the flex in the swingarm?




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on May 23, 2014, 11:02:25 AM
Snell helmets

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mpo/4483065350.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/mpo/4483065350.html)
http://nwct.craigslist.org/mpo/4479153445.html (http://nwct.craigslist.org/mpo/4479153445.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on May 23, 2014, 03:50:58 PM
Whaaaa?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4485289188.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4485289188.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on May 23, 2014, 06:45:10 PM
Whaaaa?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4485289188.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4485289188.html)

Track bike......? :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on May 27, 2014, 12:04:57 PM
Deleted.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on May 28, 2014, 10:47:39 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/4490961161.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/4490961161.html)
someone should save a picture and post it to the thread, because it is really ...special, and deserves to outlast the ad listing.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on May 28, 2014, 12:02:04 PM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/4490961161.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/mcy/4490961161.html)
someone should save a picture and post it to the thread, because it is really ...special, and deserves to outlast the ad listing.


(http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_7RG4BjQoIoI_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 28, 2014, 12:17:50 PM
<blinks>


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on May 28, 2014, 12:25:19 PM
<blinks>

 I know, right?  That reflector is distracting.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on May 28, 2014, 01:08:19 PM
Oh my


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: HotIce on May 28, 2014, 01:36:23 PM
(http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_7RG4BjQoIoI_600x450.jpg)
We got a winner!  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on May 28, 2014, 02:42:20 PM
That just might be the official end of this list.  No one can possibly have ingested as much crack as that fellow with the furred out purple pimp mohair-cycle.....



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on May 28, 2014, 03:51:02 PM
Yeah...lock the thread now. I think I would've rather seen my mom naked.  :-X


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on May 28, 2014, 03:52:49 PM
Deleted.
It was a 2008 748 Alpine white for $3000. Mint condition. Sold by a nyc garage owner bc the biker didn't pay his bill for a while. Didn't know that would be possible. Maybe it was part of some weird contract? Stranger things happen here...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on May 28, 2014, 03:53:41 PM
(http://images.craigslist.org/00O0O_7RG4BjQoIoI_600x450.jpg)
If Grover were a Transformer


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on May 28, 2014, 03:53:47 PM
It was a 2008 748 Alpine white for $3000. Mint condition. Sold by a nyc garage owner bc the biker didn't pay his bill for a while. Didn't know that would be possible. Maybe it was part of some weird contract? Stranger things happen here...

!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on May 28, 2014, 04:18:11 PM
It was a 2008 748 Alpine white for $3000. Mint condition. Sold by a nyc garage owner bc the biker didn't pay his bill for a while. Didn't know that would be possible. Maybe it was part of some weird contract? Stranger things happen here...
Yeah, strange things indeed.  At 3k could have been a an urban "barn find" for one of us, but sketchy to say the least.  I mean how does the garage owner have the title? 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on May 28, 2014, 04:49:43 PM
Yeah, strange things indeed.  At 3k could have been a an urban "barn find" for one of us, but sketchy to say the least.  I mean how does the garage owner have the title? 
Garage Lien, just like a Mechanics Lien; the state will issue a new title to him if his paperwork is in order.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 28, 2014, 05:23:23 PM
 That fur covered thing is actually an example of a sort of style trend among some people. I have seen them in the past, they seem to be some sort of urban thing of some sort...........


Title: Re: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on May 29, 2014, 04:08:38 AM
Garage Lien, just like a Mechanics Lien; the state will issue a new title to him if his paperwork is in order.
Now I know. Thanks.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ZLTFUL on June 11, 2014, 09:47:17 AM
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/4509791857.html (http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/4509791857.html)


 custom cbr 600
(http://images.craigslist.org/00808_gOXYUNDhluH_600x450.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/00z0z_2Gsf3OjGyq8_600x450.jpg)


condition: like new size / dimensions: 1991 honda cbr 600 f2
custom built 1991 honda cbr600 f2 model
open for trades on bigger bike only
newer or around same age
show contact info call or txt offers


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on June 11, 2014, 10:23:59 AM
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/4509791857.html (http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mcy/4509791857.html)


 custom cbr 600
(http://images.craigslist.org/00808_gOXYUNDhluH_600x450.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/00z0z_2Gsf3OjGyq8_600x450.jpg)


condition: like new size / dimensions: 1991 honda cbr 600 f2
custom built 1991 honda cbr600 f2 model
open for trades on bigger bike only
newer or around same age
show contact info call or txt offers

 Trade for a half a bike?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on June 13, 2014, 10:40:14 AM
"Trade for a bike I can sit on".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 14, 2014, 03:53:25 AM
I bet its great in the rain


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on June 15, 2014, 12:13:56 PM
Selling a Panigale S with only 237 miles because you have too many bikes?  Why buy it in the first place?

Mesmells something fishy...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/4483077203.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/4483077203.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 15, 2014, 12:54:29 PM
 Must be married.............


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: HotIce on June 15, 2014, 01:05:04 PM
Selling a Panigale S with only 237 miles because you have too many bikes?  Why buy it in the first place?

Mesmells something fishy...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/4483077203.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mcy/4483077203.html)

The "too many bikes" statement does not match with the garage view, and getto-like picture :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on June 15, 2014, 04:08:55 PM
I'm surprised nobody balked at the "authentic rear mud guard". Really? You're selling a Pani and you prop the mud guard?
Forget about the no holds barred engineering, the ABS, DTS, DES, DQS and the EBC...it's got a friggin authentic mud guard!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on June 15, 2014, 06:09:41 PM
The "too many bikes" statement does not match with the garage view, and getto-like picture :D


This is Brooklyn, not suburbia.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 15, 2014, 06:27:50 PM
This is Brooklyn, not suburbia.

Beat me to it. Plenty of affluent people in Brooklyn these days. That just looks like a city setting to me, not ghetto.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scoober1103 on June 18, 2014, 11:02:10 PM
Not craigslist but still.......

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ducati-900-monster-/161333199486?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item259035427e (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ducati-900-monster-/161333199486?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item259035427e)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 19, 2014, 03:43:19 AM
Not craigslist but still.......

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ducati-900-monster-/161333199486?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item259035427e (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ducati-900-monster-/161333199486?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item259035427e)

I didn't see the problem aside from the price until pic #9...wtf is the matter with people.   [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on June 19, 2014, 04:27:12 AM
I was checking it out for a customer wanting to buy a Monster. Na.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 19, 2014, 05:06:00 AM
I was checking it out for a customer wanting to buy a Monster. Na.

Are those prices typical in AU? That's outrageous. I


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on June 19, 2014, 05:15:05 AM
Yep. There was one for $3000. It came down from $4000. The old 900s are advertised up to $7000ish for a real good one, but you don't see many anymore. Don't know what people are really prepared to pay for them privately. People hold onto them now it seems. I cry at the prices in the States.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scoober1103 on June 19, 2014, 01:37:04 PM
I didn't see the problem aside from the price until pic #9...wtf is the matter with people.   [roll]
What the green screen is too much?    [laugh]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on June 19, 2014, 06:16:36 PM
Are those prices typical in AU? That's outrageous. I


it's a different country, so stuff like this doesn't compare.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on June 19, 2014, 06:18:27 PM
that rego plate looks like it came thru moto one in 99 or so.  we saw a few with 916 front fairings over the years.  no worse than some of the hideous shit people on here do in the belief it's good taste.  each to their own and all that crap.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scoober1103 on June 19, 2014, 10:40:38 PM
Geez mate......say what you really think!!  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 20, 2014, 12:59:23 AM
no worse than some of the hideous shit people on here do in the belief it's good taste.  each to their own and all that crap.

True but not many here are afraid to let em know! I've seen a few with less than thick skin get "honest feedback" then run away crying...like a certain parts counter kid and his "modern cafe racer"  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on June 20, 2014, 09:14:18 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/mcy/4508214229.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/mcy/4508214229.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 21, 2014, 02:36:32 AM
Must be awfully special


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on June 21, 2014, 10:02:14 AM
Must be awfully special

It's an Adding Machine Special.

Nice bike, but not likely gonna fetch that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on June 22, 2014, 09:03:49 AM
Must be awfully special

People do often make the mistake that their mods to the vehicle carry their full value in the resale of it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 22, 2014, 09:06:50 AM
I'd buy it for the fuel lines and tank latch alone.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 22, 2014, 09:14:04 AM
I'd buy it for the fuel lines and tank latch alone.

I noticed that too in his list of mods. A fukn tank latch and fuel lines?  ??? And the EXTREMELY RARE speedometer. I guess I should fish mine out of the bin and sell it for like $3000.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 22, 2014, 09:21:01 AM
Holy shit it comes with handlebar grips! And the leaky alternator cover gasket made the list of mods too, haha


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on June 22, 2014, 09:21:52 AM
Holy shit it comes with handlebar grips! And the leaky alternator cover gasket made the list of mods too, haha

the leak helps it go faster.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 22, 2014, 10:51:38 AM
"I'd fix the LEAKING OIL in the the bike I'm trying to overcharge you $4000 for, but I just changed the oil, not worth it at all!"

And I love the old; "(insert boneheaded fk up here) from previous owner". It's always the previous owner.  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on June 22, 2014, 12:09:19 PM
Seeing that ad I think I am going to sell my 2013 Evo with 7k in mods for 30k.

Any offers?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 22, 2014, 12:55:13 PM
http://m.ebay.com/itm?itemId=141325310312 (http://m.ebay.com/itm?itemId=141325310312)

Maybe it's priced with the mods?

Lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on June 22, 2014, 02:46:03 PM
http://m.ebay.com/itm?itemId=141325310312 (http://m.ebay.com/itm?itemId=141325310312)

Maybe it's priced with the mods?

Lol

yellow and red?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on June 22, 2014, 02:49:41 PM
yellow and red?

Right... because there are NO red fairings on ebay for sale..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on June 23, 2014, 12:57:11 AM
yellow and red?

That a very rare BiColore model.

And FFS, a late model tank on it?  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 23, 2014, 02:27:24 AM
[laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on June 23, 2014, 02:49:38 AM
 [clap] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on June 23, 2014, 03:07:42 AM

And FFS, a late model tank on it?  [puke]

THIS ^^^. That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scoober1103 on June 23, 2014, 06:21:30 PM
But its 'torque for sale'....... [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on June 24, 2014, 05:08:13 AM
When I saw the title of the listing as "Custom Ducati" I had to look.
(http://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_iEa591nRm5A_600x450.jpg)
Wut?
http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4468063957.html (http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/4468063957.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Kirigakure on June 24, 2014, 05:19:34 AM
That's so damn sad. I bet a school bus has a tighter turning radius. And blue. Why blue.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on June 24, 2014, 05:21:07 AM
For $15k?

That must be some fiiiiiiiiiine crack.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on June 24, 2014, 11:44:49 AM
 Butt hey! It has nitrous!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on June 24, 2014, 12:04:04 PM
it's neato


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on June 24, 2014, 07:14:22 PM
They're in the dayton area.  Dayton is the land of tears and ragedrinking.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 08, 2014, 04:03:34 PM
http://maine.craigslist.org/mpo/4556165529.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/mpo/4556165529.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 08, 2014, 04:20:35 PM
Wow.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on July 08, 2014, 04:57:00 PM
http://maine.craigslist.org/mpo/4556165529.html (http://maine.craigslist.org/mpo/4556165529.html)

"I was thold it was worth over a thousands buck but not sure."

It's not.

"It is a head turn and grows in the dark"

It's priceless...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on July 08, 2014, 06:09:23 PM
 I wonder how big it gets when it "grows in the dark"?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on July 08, 2014, 06:11:44 PM
some people just can't get enough of that glow in the dark shit.

in this wide world there'd be quite a few people who would just go nuts for that helmet.  the hard part is finding them.  ebay would give him a wider spread.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on July 09, 2014, 03:57:36 PM
"hemit"
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on July 09, 2014, 07:00:12 PM
The amount of spelling errors in that tells me that he's not the best educated.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on July 09, 2014, 09:11:12 PM
I was really hoping English was maybe just his second language. But all signs point to stupid.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 10, 2014, 05:33:48 AM
I cannot stop laughing

"Custom "Spider-Man" shoel modular helmit size small. This came with my bike and was told it was worth over a thousands buck but not sure. No longer have bike, and this hemit never went with it. So shot me an offer. If this ad is up i still have it, so dont bother asking..It is a head turn and grows in the dark. Thanks $400 or bro"

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FLAG THAT LISTING AS "BEST OF.."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: HotIce on July 10, 2014, 06:05:18 AM
I cannot stop laughing

"Custom "Spider-Man" shoel modular helmit size small. This came with my bike and was told it was worth over a thousands buck but not sure. No longer have bike, and this hemit never went with it. So shot me an offer. If this ad is up i still have it, so dont bother asking..It is a head turn and grows in the dark. Thanks $400 or bro"

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FLAG THAT LISTING AS "BEST OF.."
It's right up there, with the furry Hayabusa ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on July 10, 2014, 06:21:09 AM
It's right up there, with the furry Hayabusa ;D


Screw you, I bought them both!


 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 10, 2014, 10:10:25 AM
taint no library card in that wallet.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on July 10, 2014, 12:57:19 PM
I wonder, does the hemit shrink back to its normal size in daylight or does it maintain its night time growth?

I laughed so hard at first read that I think I'm going to now refer to my lid as a "hemit". It will go well with my "sebb'n-fiddy" monster.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on July 10, 2014, 01:15:46 PM
Spelling is overrated.

Notorious bad spellers in history include: William Clark, Andrew Jackson, YB Yeats, Einstein, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, JFK.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." - Andrew Jackson

You all simply lack imagination.  Cheers to spidey hemit!  [beer]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SDRider on July 10, 2014, 01:30:56 PM
Spelling is overrated.

Notorious bad spellers in history include: William Clark, Andrew Jackson, YB Yeats, Einstein, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, JFK.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." - Andrew Jackson

You all simply lack imagination.  Cheers to spidey hemit!  [beer]

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ed/9e/64/ed9e649553bdfd305987604192fbcb6d.jpg)

Am I rite?  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 11, 2014, 09:07:20 PM
w da f ?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4562669733.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4562669733.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on July 11, 2014, 11:45:16 PM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ed/9e/64/ed9e649553bdfd305987604192fbcb6d.jpg)

Am I rite?  [thumbsup]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I remember the movie now.
"No regrets? Not even one little letter?"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on July 12, 2014, 02:10:32 AM
Spelling is overrated.

Notorious bad spellers in history include: William Clark, Andrew Jackson, YB Yeats, Einstein, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, JFK.
Dead every last one of 'em. 

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." - Andrew Jackson
[laugh] [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 12, 2014, 09:46:01 AM
w da f ?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4562669733.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4562669733.html)

This: "Restored professionally with care" is worth all the jack.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on July 12, 2014, 01:30:43 PM
Spelling is overrated.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." - Andrew Jackson

Tis a dam pour mined witch cant think of at least 2 weighs two spell a knee word.  :D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on July 13, 2014, 03:57:45 PM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ed/9e/64/ed9e649553bdfd305987604192fbcb6d.jpg)

Am I rite?  [thumbsup]
Muther effin tears are streaming.... [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 14, 2014, 01:33:52 PM
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/4521361976.html (http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/4521361976.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on July 14, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
 it was a little while before I noticed the extra 0!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 14, 2014, 01:58:19 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 14, 2014, 02:05:11 PM
ducati made a hyper motard?


Title: Re: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on July 14, 2014, 03:57:29 PM
it was a little while before I noticed the extra 0!
??? I don't get it.  I think the 3 is the wrong digit, not the 0.  No way someone is selling that for either 3000 OR 30000.

Or maybe I'm just old and '30000' it's some emoticon the kids use that means 'awesome' or 'wow' or something.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 14, 2014, 03:59:42 PM
??? I don't get it.  I think the 3 is the wrong digit, not the 0.  No way someone is selling that for either 3000 OR 30000.

Or maybe I'm just old and '30000' it's some emoticon the kids use that means 'awesome' or 'wow' or something.
I think the seller thinks it is some kind of rare beast with extra special sauce and a self-pleasuring attachment...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on July 14, 2014, 06:08:07 PM
It's been up for 30 days.....  :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 14, 2014, 08:04:57 PM
I think the seller thinks it is some kind of rare beast with extra special sauce and a self-pleasuring attachment...
Maybe it's got a couple set of these $1,000 blinkers:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/LED-TURN-SIGNALS-BLINKERS-Bike-Fighter-Stunt-Sport-Motorcycle-1098-1099-1199-ST-/271534064578?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A1999%7CMake%3ADucati&hash=item3f38b103c2&vxp=mtr (http://www.ebay.com/itm/LED-TURN-SIGNALS-BLINKERS-Bike-Fighter-Stunt-Sport-Motorcycle-1098-1099-1199-ST-/271534064578?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A1999%7CMake%3ADucati&hash=item3f38b103c2&vxp=mtr)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 14, 2014, 08:07:39 PM
Maybe it's got a couple set of these $1,000 blinkers:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/LED-TURN-SIGNALS-BLINKERS-Bike-Fighter-Stunt-Sport-Motorcycle-1098-1099-1199-ST-/271534064578?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A1999%7CMake%3ADucati&hash=item3f38b103c2&vxp=mtr (http://www.ebay.com/itm/LED-TURN-SIGNALS-BLINKERS-Bike-Fighter-Stunt-Sport-Motorcycle-1098-1099-1199-ST-/271534064578?pt=Motorcycles_Parts_Accessories&fits=Year%3A1999%7CMake%3ADucati&hash=item3f38b103c2&vxp=mtr)
That is... shameless.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 14, 2014, 08:11:35 PM
I would be more inclined to think that the eBay listing was a typo - one too many 9's - than that he actually expects to get a grand for 4 blinkers, totaling 12 LED's.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on July 15, 2014, 03:09:47 PM
Free shipping!


Title: Re:
Post by: AmphibiousMonster on July 15, 2014, 03:25:41 PM
Maybe he will get a bite


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 15, 2014, 07:57:36 PM
I would be more inclined to think that the eBay listing was a typo - one too many 9's - than that he actually expects to get a grand for 4 blinkers, totaling 12 LED's.
Yeah, his store is fubar'd.  Every single item is the same price. It's been that way for at least a few days, though....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 15, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
Eh. Maybe crack rocks are just that esspensive?


Title: Re:
Post by: AmphibiousMonster on July 15, 2014, 08:30:00 PM
But you get what you pay for right?  Lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: stonemaster on July 16, 2014, 07:39:08 PM
here's a scam for ya, oh I wish  [evil]
http://boone.craigslist.org/mcy/4572473639.html (http://boone.craigslist.org/mcy/4572473639.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 16, 2014, 07:42:29 PM
here's a scam for ya, oh I wish  [evil]
http://boone.craigslist.org/mcy/4572473639.html (http://boone.craigslist.org/mcy/4572473639.html)
WTF?  It's everywhere!
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4572836672.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4572836672.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 16, 2014, 07:49:45 PM
And nearby, people are asking the same money for a Panigale...
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4551903214.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4551903214.html)


Title: Re: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AmphibiousMonster on July 16, 2014, 09:32:54 PM
here's a scam for ya, oh I wish  [evil]
http://boone.craigslist.org/mcy/4572473639.html (http://boone.craigslist.org/mcy/4572473639.html)
Bull dookie


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on July 17, 2014, 11:18:20 AM
WTF?  It's everywhere!
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4572836672.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4572836672.html)

"The sound of the bike has to be experienced in order to understand the sound of the termignoni exhaust"

Even though the bike shows that it has Arrows  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 17, 2014, 11:21:50 AM
only the top can is a arrow.

it's a very expensive hybrid termiarrow exhaust system


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on July 17, 2014, 11:47:12 AM
I saw that same ad here in Madison WI.  $2500 for a bike easily worth $8000-$9000.  I didn't post it because I've been busy.  Apparently, so has the scammer.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on July 17, 2014, 12:45:04 PM
 So just how does he expect to make money on this deal?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 17, 2014, 01:08:32 PM
So just how does he expect to make money on this deal?
See, the bike is really in up-state Alaska.  If you give me the money through this escrow service/cashier's check/paypal, I'll have it shipped to you.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on July 17, 2014, 02:11:57 PM
See, the bike is really in up-state Alaska.  If you give me the money through this escrow service/cashier's check/paypal, I'll have it shipped to you.

I'd really rather just mail you cash, it's so much easier.
Would it be OK if I paid the full amount?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: stonemaster on July 17, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
wouldnt it be easier to just bend over and pay double for the vaseline ???  :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 18, 2014, 07:47:18 PM
I'd really rather just mail you cash, it's so much easier.
Would it be OK if I paid the full amount?
Actually I am traveling in Zimbabwe on business for the next 5 years, so I will have my agent meet you.  It is a small inconvenience, but I will be willing to let you pay only 10% to confirm the shipping.

I will have him email you this week to complete the transaction, and until the bike arrives your location please to be kindly patient and to contact my agent again for the full payment.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on July 18, 2014, 08:14:12 PM
I'll gladly pay you thursday for a Ducati today.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 18, 2014, 08:27:39 PM
I'll gladly pay you thursday for a Ducati today.
[laugh] [clap]


Title: Re: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: AmphibiousMonster on July 18, 2014, 11:25:51 PM
I'll gladly pay you thursday for a Ducati today.
The memories the just flashed through my mind as I read this... Lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Privateer on July 20, 2014, 05:54:38 AM
w da f ?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4562669733.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4562669733.html)

some people don't understand, a professionally restored '82 Ascot is still a 30 year old dirt bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: xcaptainxbloodx on July 22, 2014, 11:49:09 AM
And nearby, people are asking the same money for a Panigale...
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4551903214.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/4551903214.html)


holy shit, that bike has a febur SSS.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 22, 2014, 08:14:25 PM
http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/4575909990.html (http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/4575909990.html)

tanks for looking


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rameses on July 22, 2014, 10:43:18 PM
http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/4575909990.html (http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/4575909990.html)

tanks for looking


That's certainly not gonna win any beauty pageants.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on July 23, 2014, 05:29:05 AM
http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/4575909990.html (http://slo.craigslist.org/mcy/4575909990.html)

tanks for looking
At what point is a Ducati no longer a Ducati?  I think he needs to re-title his ad "1994 Motorbike for Sale".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: xcaptainxbloodx on July 23, 2014, 10:41:47 AM
At what point is a Ducati no longer a Ducati?  I think he needs to re-title his ad "1994 Motorbike for Sale".

technically it was a cagiva, not a ducati.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on July 23, 2014, 11:49:50 AM
technically it was a cagiva, not a ducati.

Ok, so that's an answer: a Ducati is not a Ducati when it is a Cagiva. :)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ever on July 23, 2014, 12:15:16 PM
Not Craigslist, but it's original $8k price seems kinda cracky to me.

http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2008-Ducati-MOSTER-S2R-S2R-112280278 (http://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2008-Ducati-MOSTER-S2R-S2R-112280278)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on July 23, 2014, 07:59:51 PM
Charcoal canister and all...  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on July 24, 2014, 08:34:45 AM
It's an S2R 1K, so it's on the high side, but not beyond the realm of reality.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on August 02, 2014, 03:35:40 AM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mpo/4587076402.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mpo/4587076402.html)
 
http://nh.craigslist.org/mpo/4587107812.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mpo/4587107812.html)


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 02, 2014, 04:11:43 AM
Wow! :-[ Perhaps if he's that attached to his R6 he should have invested in a Lojack system.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on August 02, 2014, 06:25:12 AM
choice of words makes me think the person doesn't know what they're saying.

I also wonder if the person realizes in the 2nd one that could be considered a threat of murder, which is arrestable.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: stonemaster on August 02, 2014, 09:06:45 AM
choice of words makes me think the person doesn't know what they're saying.

I also wonder if the person realizes in the 2nd one that could be considered a threat of murder, which is arrestable.
no thats a general comment, it would have to be directed towards a specific individual and that person (in NC anyway) would have to "feel" afraid as a result of the threat


Title: Atom Bomb
Post by: Curmudgeon on August 02, 2014, 03:57:45 PM
Guess he couldn't find a "victim" locally, so onto the "bay" it went... http://search.ebay.com/191270978587 (http://search.ebay.com/191270978587)


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on August 02, 2014, 05:41:19 PM
Wow! :-[ Perhaps if he's that attached to his R6 he should have invested in a Lojack system.

I don't at all blame the dude for wanting to murder the scumbag thief, but "cumming" for him is an unfortunate choice of words....


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: stonemaster on August 03, 2014, 01:28:58 PM
I don't at all blame the dude for wanting to murder the scumbag thief, but "cumming" for him is an unfortunate choice of words....
you never know, there were many reports during Vietnam of individuals actually achieving orgasm after a kill


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on August 06, 2014, 01:28:28 PM
http://nh.craigslist.org/mpo/4605923006.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mpo/4605923006.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on August 06, 2014, 02:27:43 PM
I have a screw that came off of something. All yours for $5.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 08, 2014, 06:35:13 AM
Pricey.  But beautiful bike:


http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mcy/4571542454.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mcy/4571542454.html)



(http://images.craigslist.org/00o0o_iZVIX4QV8dW_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 08, 2014, 07:26:16 AM
the fully loaded pic is a Ural


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 08, 2014, 07:28:18 AM
if it's a deal one wants....

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4589939260.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4589939260.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 08, 2014, 07:29:31 AM
the fully loaded pic is a Ural
Of course you'd catch that.  I think they maybe posted it to show what you can do with a side car.  Apparently, go skiing.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 08, 2014, 07:30:16 AM
if it's a deal one wants....

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4589939260.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4589939260.html)

That yours?

Edit: Saw the contact and noticed it is.  You getting a new one or are you exiting the sidecar business?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 08, 2014, 07:34:29 AM
downsizing until im done with school.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 08, 2014, 07:41:59 AM
downsizing until im done with school.

Do you lose the hipster label with the sale?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on August 08, 2014, 07:58:03 AM
nope...but i will sell that title for an additional $3.49


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on August 08, 2014, 09:59:15 AM
It makes me wonder if more horsepower could be wrested from that mill.........
Or maybe slot in a 1000cc Beemer mill........


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on August 08, 2014, 11:10:00 AM
Cake:  Taken.

http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcy/4607127793.html (http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcy/4607127793.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_iaPsmGmF1KV_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on August 08, 2014, 02:53:45 PM
Cake:  Taken.

http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcy/4607127793.html (http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcy/4607127793.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_iaPsmGmF1KV_600x450.jpg)

This thread has officially become an insult to crackheads...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on August 09, 2014, 06:09:31 AM
Why would anyone...?!?!
You could save money and get "I'm an idiot" tattooed on your forehead.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 18, 2014, 11:29:12 AM
Quite a garage:

(http://images.craigslist.org/00z0z_1tS59YXuo8M_600x450.jpg)

http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/4582660435.html (http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/4582660435.html)

And once again, waaayyyy overpriced SC.  Plus, where did he get the additional 30 hp over stock?

Why spend $15k when for the same amount you can get:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4624960767.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4624960767.html)

and this

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4613527062.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4613527062.html)

or...

this:

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4548835878.html (http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4548835878.html)

and this

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/mcy/4621301414.html (http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/mcy/4621301414.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on August 18, 2014, 12:03:37 PM
Quite a garage:

(http://images.craigslist.org/00z0z_1tS59YXuo8M_600x450.jpg)

http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/4582660435.html (http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/4582660435.html)

And once again, waaayyyy overpriced SC.  Plus, where did he get the additional 30 hp over stock?

Why spend $15k when for the same amount you can get:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4624960767.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4624960767.html)

and this

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4613527062.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4613527062.html)

or...

this:

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4548835878.html (http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4548835878.html)

and this

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/mcy/4621301414.html (http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/mcy/4621301414.html)


One good thing about the ludicrous pricing of the SC's is, if I ever have one there will be no reason not to go with a Ti frame from Strada and build my own.

I remember when the monopostos could be had for $7,000 all day every day. :(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on August 18, 2014, 12:38:07 PM
I remember when the monopostos could be had for $7,000 all day every day. :(

Was that in 2009 when dealers still had new ones in crates?  ;D Classics seem to be moving on eBay for $12K - $15K. They are worth what some loon will pay to decorate his living room.  8)

Was watching the Gooding Auction in Pebble Beach this weekend. Some stuff I sold in the '60's and '70's for a few thousand  moving there for healthy 6 - 7 figures. The market is whatever some loon will pay.  :'( Had I only known and pickled all those bikes and cars in warehouses...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on August 18, 2014, 03:28:30 PM
Was that in 2009 when dealers still had new ones in crates?  ;D Classics seem to be moving on eBay for $12K - $15K. They are worth what some loon will pay to decorate his living room.  8)

Was watching the Gooding Auction in Pebble Beach this weekend. Some stuff I sold in the '60's and '70's for a few thousand  moving there for healthy 6 - 7 figures. The market is whatever some loon will pay.  :'( Had I only known and pickled all those bikes and cars in warehouses...

At the risk of sounding like a hater, what slays me is how many of them really are the worst kind of garage queens. Was browsing .ms and some vendor who regularly caters to the SC crowd had some billet cam covers specifically for the SC's...they were LINING UP..."I'll take 2! I'll take 4! How long till you have more??!?". Cam covers...FOR $500! smfh.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on August 18, 2014, 04:21:19 PM
At the risk of sounding like a hater, what slays me is how many of them really are the worst kind of garage queens. Was browsing .ms and some vendor who regularly caters to the SC crowd had some billet cam covers specifically for the SC's...they were LINING UP..."I'll take 2! I'll take 4! How long till you have more??!?". Cam covers...FOR $500! smfh.

Hipsters.  The neo-Cafe Racer crowd.  SC owners.  A certain aftermarket parts supplier.  Your shit list sounds like it's getting pretty long.  [evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on August 18, 2014, 04:35:50 PM
Hipsters.  The neo-Cafe Racer crowd.  SC owners.  A certain aftermarket parts supplier.  Your shit list sounds like it's getting pretty long.  [evil]

Haha...apparently I'm not hiding it too well. Long summer with no bike, the hate starts to breed, lol.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on August 18, 2014, 09:43:04 PM
Yep, they are getting pricy. Seems often these days the Ducati few wanted becomes very desirable when they stop making it.  Well, not the Indiana.  Anyway, if it had brake, wheel and suspension uprades, maybe, but just the alleged 20 or so HP from the Termi popes ( I guess popes give more HP than pipes) i think not.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Buckethead on August 21, 2014, 10:04:02 AM
Unless he's running (huffing?) nitrous, there's no way he's getting 120hp. My stock '06 SC dyno'd 82hp.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on August 21, 2014, 11:43:06 AM
Hipsters.  The neo-Cafe Racer crowd.  SC owners.  A certain aftermarket parts supplier.  Your shit list sounds like it's getting pretty long.  [evil]

I'm, sure he has one of these.

(http://dd847hwnu8m5i.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/12035_ShitList_011.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on August 21, 2014, 01:59:16 PM
I actually do have a real life shit list...but it's for the vilest of human scum only. Animal abusers and the like. It's basically an; "I'm probably going to jail if this person comes to town" list.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on August 21, 2014, 03:51:30 PM
I know it's hard to believe, but this is actually a scam! *SARCASTIC WINK SMILEY HERE*

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcd/4630022604.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcd/4630022604.html)

Here's the email I received in response to my inquiry:

Hello,

I'm glad that you are interested in buying my 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Superbike . The bike has been extremely well maintained with a full service history, and has not been involved in any accidents. It only has 521 miles on it and the title is clear. I bought it when I was serving at Hill Air Force Base, Utah but I was promoted and transferred to Elmendorf AFB in Anchorage Alaska for a 2 year period, so I do not want to let it rot in my backyard and therefore need a fast and reliable buyer. The bike is already at our Department of Logistics at Hill Air Force Base, Utah crated and ready to go. The shipping will be free for you because I will transport it using the internal transport system we have here at the Department of Logistics! The DoL will deliver the bike to the nearest Air Force Base from your area and from there I will use a tow-truck to have it delivered to your door. The whole shipping process will take 3-4 days. The financial part will be managed by eBay, which means you will have a 5 day inspection period before committing to buy the bike. In this way, both you and I are 100% covered during the steps of this transaction. I would really like to get at least $4900 so if you are interested in making this purchase in a timely manner email me your: full name and shipping address, so I can inform eBay that I have a buyer! I will forward your details to them and then you will receive the invoice.

For more pics please get back to me as soon as possible!

Thank you,
Evan


Title: Oodles Crack Addicts
Post by: Doe-Foe on August 21, 2014, 05:24:59 PM
http://motorcycles.oodle.com/view/2008-ducati-monster-s4rs-tricolore/3712231188-great-falls-mt/ (http://motorcycles.oodle.com/view/2008-ducati-monster-s4rs-tricolore/3712231188-great-falls-mt/)
Here is another scam. This is my bike of the last 2 1/2 years. The link above shows the exact information from when I bought it on ebay.
It was a "little" more than $2550
It apparently does no good to "report" it to oodles - I did so 3 weeks ago and it's still posted.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on August 21, 2014, 08:43:37 PM
I know it's hard to believe, but this is actually a scam! *SARCASTIC WINK SMILEY HERE*

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcd/4630022604.html (http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/mcd/4630022604.html)

Here's the email I received in response to my inquiry:

Hello,

I'm glad that you are interested in buying my 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Superbike . The bike has been extremely well maintained with a full service history, and has not been involved in any accidents. It only has 521 miles on it and the title is clear. I bought it when I was serving at Hill Air Force Base, Utah but I was promoted and transferred to Elmendorf AFB in Anchorage Alaska for a 2 year period, so I do not want to let it rot in my backyard and therefore need a fast and reliable buyer. The bike is already at our Department of Logistics at Hill Air Force Base, Utah crated and ready to go. The shipping will be free for you because I will transport it using the internal transport system we have here at the Department of Logistics! The DoL will deliver the bike to the nearest Air Force Base from your area and from there I will use a tow-truck to have it delivered to your door. The whole shipping process will take 3-4 days. The financial part will be managed by eBay, which means you will have a 5 day inspection period before committing to buy the bike. In this way, both you and I are 100% covered during the steps of this transaction. I would really like to get at least $4900 so if you are interested in making this purchase in a timely manner email me your: full name and shipping address, so I can inform eBay that I have a buyer! I will forward your details to them and then you will receive the invoice.

For more pics please get back to me as soon as possible!

Thank you,
Evan

[PSA]Even if the price wasn't a giveaway, DoL doesn't transport bikes.  As part of an assignment move/change, the military will generally consider a bike to be household goods... going to point of destination only.  [/PSA]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on August 25, 2014, 09:31:46 PM
http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/4597044390.html (http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/4597044390.html)

OMG


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on August 25, 2014, 09:41:28 PM
http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/4597044390.html (http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/4597044390.html)

OMG

Prolly worth 6 if you're lookin for SS/SL bits.
Low miles!  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on August 25, 2014, 10:00:15 PM
Prolly worth 6 if you're lookin for SS/SL bits.
Low miles!  [thumbsup]

that's not an SL

that's a CR

seller is on drugs


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on August 25, 2014, 10:10:05 PM
Fair enough, CR then.
If he's on drugs, maybe you can chip him down to 4?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on August 26, 2014, 04:10:45 AM
If that was a SL, I would be crying right now.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: eric on August 26, 2014, 10:24:15 AM
Found this dubious item in OC, a "2001 Ducati 748 Paul Smart Cafe Racer":

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/4573627885.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/4573627885.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00n0n_bMis9LXCc9G_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Scoober1103 on August 26, 2014, 02:54:10 PM
Found this dubious item in OC, a "2001 Ducati 748 Paul Smart Cafe Racer":

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/4573627885.html (http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/4573627885.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00n0n_bMis9LXCc9G_600x450.jpg)

I thought it was a 'Matchbox' toy at first......way out of proportion!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on August 27, 2014, 04:43:46 AM
^^  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]












 [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 02, 2014, 07:35:03 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MH900e-Mike-Hailwood-Replica-with-Zero-Miles-on-the-Clock-/251626763303?pt=US_motorcycles&forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a961fb427&item=251626763303&nma=true&si=Fx1YxlHMTXGvYxP%252FcJh30FpFTn8%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/MH900e-Mike-Hailwood-Replica-with-Zero-Miles-on-the-Clock-/251626763303?pt=US_motorcycles&forcerrptr=true&hash=item3a961fb427&item=251626763303&nma=true&si=Fx1YxlHMTXGvYxP%252FcJh30FpFTn8%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557)

It's not the price I  [thumbsdown], [roll] and  [puke] about.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The ModFather on September 05, 2014, 03:40:09 AM
Saw an MH900 the other night. One of the guys in the Chicago Ducati Riders club just picked it up. Absolutely gorgeous bike. I know there's another one in Chicago as well because I saw it at my local Duc Shop being serviced last year. I think it's stunning. The way the exhaust is mounted is very interesting as well. Just a very unique bike.

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5586/14959674890_997ee94a3b_o.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/oMWfa9)image (https://flic.kr/p/oMWfa9) by ricknieto (https://www.flickr.com/people/65036619@N04/), on Flickr


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on September 05, 2014, 04:29:41 AM
Fair enough, CR then.
If he's on drugs, maybe you can chip him down to 4?

4?  $4?

that's all i would put into that moneypit


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on September 05, 2014, 08:55:41 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/4632700383.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/4632700383.html)
I thought it was weird enough for this thread.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 05, 2014, 09:04:14 AM
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/4632700383.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/4632700383.html)
I thought it was weird enough for this thread.

Reminds me of an Isetta only even smaller! I think it's awesome. I read about a guy putting a Hayabusa engine in an Isetta, imma have to look that up.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Curmudgeon on September 05, 2014, 10:06:49 AM
Reminds me of an Isetta only even smaller! I think it's awesome. I read about a guy putting a Hayabusa engine in an Isetta, imma have to look that up.
Would enjoy seeing an Isetta wheelie.  ;) In the same vein, at NART in the '60's we had a mechanic who managed to salvage one good 3.0 Maserati engine out of three blown racing engines. He dropped it in the back seat of a Corvair. Only went straight..., but it WENT straight!!!  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: RBX QB on September 05, 2014, 11:24:58 AM
Would enjoy seeing an Isetta wheelie.  ...

Years ago I came across an Isetta with a small block... and a wheelie bar that was as long as the car.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 05, 2014, 01:40:24 PM
Looks like something those guys on Top Gear would drive and completely ruin.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 06, 2014, 08:31:03 AM
Haven't come across an NM4 until today. I kinda like it. I think...

Looks like the mirrors would give you an awesome view of your fingers:

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcd/4640158035.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcd/4640158035.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on September 06, 2014, 08:39:48 AM
So Batman lost his job and now he's gotta sell his bike?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 06, 2014, 10:04:15 AM
So Batman lost his job and now he's gotta sell his bike?
[laugh]  Yeah, I was thinking it looks like a Batmobike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on September 06, 2014, 04:06:39 PM
EDIT: He edited it. Not as good now.
http://burlington.craigslist.org/clo/4653847892.html (http://burlington.craigslist.org/clo/4653847892.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on September 20, 2014, 03:51:02 PM
If anyone has $4500 ("cash only") burning a hole in their pockets they can buy this "Lil dinged up" supersport with only 26k miles.  "Never beat on," only crashed a few times:

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4661876414.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4661876414.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on September 22, 2014, 01:58:20 PM
Finally I found a good one.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4671588139.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4671588139.html) 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on September 24, 2014, 12:26:14 PM
One more.  All it needs is Mohair to be perfect.  ;D

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4679174591.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4679174591.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 24, 2014, 04:46:45 PM
One more.  All it needs is Mohair to be perfect.  ;D

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4679174591.html (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/mcy/4679174591.html)

$3000 for a Schwinn? ? ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on September 24, 2014, 05:15:30 PM
 Rare Avon tires?!???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dbran1949 on October 10, 2014, 08:56:57 PM
everything is a cafe racer now, $1k for this

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/4701418189.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/4701418189.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on October 11, 2014, 06:05:07 AM
If anyone has $4500 ("cash only") burning a hole in their pockets they can buy this "Lil dinged up" supersport with only 26k miles.  "Never beat on," only crashed a few times:

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4661876414.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4661876414.html)


fuuuuuugly


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DarkMonster620 on October 13, 2014, 03:41:06 PM
http://blog.caranddriver.com/molted-snake-bodyless-2003-dodge-viper-for-sale-only-15k-for-almost-limitless-danger/ (http://blog.caranddriver.com/molted-snake-bodyless-2003-dodge-viper-for-sale-only-15k-for-almost-limitless-danger/)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on October 13, 2014, 05:29:21 PM
I'd drive it


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on October 15, 2014, 04:12:56 PM
If anyone has $4500 ("cash only") burning a hole in their pockets they can buy this "Lil dinged up" supersport with only 26k miles.  "Never beat on," only crashed a few times:

http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4661876414.html (http://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/4661876414.html)

Evidently the crack is starting to wear off, now it's $3000 "OBRO".


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on October 16, 2014, 09:25:23 AM
http://memphis.craigslist.org/mcy/4715030145.html (http://memphis.craigslist.org/mcy/4715030145.html)

 Triton, eh?

"For sale or trade is a 1968 triumph triton 3 cyl motorcycle. Everything is there on the bike but in rough condition. Been parked since the 70's would be restorable please text for fastest response price is negotiable"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on October 16, 2014, 09:35:48 AM
http://memphis.craigslist.org/mcy/4715030145.html (http://memphis.craigslist.org/mcy/4715030145.html)

 Triton, eh?

Normally a Triumph motor in a Norton featherbed frame.

But that doesn't look like a featherbed frame to me.  

This is a featherbed
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnoCeY9ZuF0h3LcSLL4lo1qnOAkylislLSp1O3WcsLJKwiBiZX)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on October 16, 2014, 06:04:24 PM
It's memphis.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on October 16, 2014, 08:57:31 PM
It's memphis.

good point, good sir...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on October 23, 2014, 01:55:50 PM
the price is waaaaaay high, but this looks like fun



https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4724242747.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on October 23, 2014, 02:51:21 PM
the price is waaaaaay high, but this looks like fun



https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4724242747.html
That...

is a thing...

that needs to be scaled up.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Barney on October 24, 2014, 10:36:03 AM
you mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4fCTO44Ic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4fCTO44Ic)

i want one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on October 24, 2014, 10:57:43 AM
like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFI_bykF948 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFI_bykF948)

only more so...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on October 26, 2014, 05:14:46 PM
anybody want some plastic?

http://ventura.craigslist.org/mcy/4727544617.html (http://ventura.craigslist.org/mcy/4727544617.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on October 26, 2014, 05:16:30 PM
Ugliest bike ever made.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on October 27, 2014, 05:08:59 AM
you mean like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4fCTO44Ic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4fCTO44Ic)

i want one.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on October 27, 2014, 08:22:46 AM
Ugliest bike ever made.

I was curious if that bike could be un-uglied if it was stripped down and rebuilt...

(http://www.ducati.com/pub/image.do?rule=white-border2&src=/cms-web/fs//img/Heritage/Modelli/Heritage_Mod_A1986-88_750-Paso_01_nuda_634x357.jpg/Heritage_Mod_A1986-88_750-Paso_01_nuda_634x357_634x357.jpg&output=PNG&quality=m&cache=true&httpCache=true&interpolation=bicubic2&width=634&color=D8D8D8&height=356&ext=image.png)

Nope... [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on October 27, 2014, 09:38:50 AM
Still ugly


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on October 27, 2014, 09:43:42 AM
Im sorry, that bike is beautiful...  you can't see it, that's ok.. she's purrty


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on October 27, 2014, 01:11:14 PM
I'll take the forks & triples!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on October 27, 2014, 04:15:37 PM
I'll take the forks & triples!

you want M1r forks?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on October 27, 2014, 06:27:04 PM
you want M1r forks?

He's funny that way.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: pesto on October 29, 2014, 07:38:37 PM
Didn't know where else to post this...

http://www.bmwmotorcyclesdallas.com/2011DucatiHYPERMOTARD-SP-inventory.htm?id=618598&used=1&vin=ZDM1YACR7BB023350 (http://www.bmwmotorcyclesdallas.com/2011DucatiHYPERMOTARD-SP-inventory.htm?id=618598&used=1&vin=ZDM1YACR7BB023350)

 [drool]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on October 30, 2014, 03:55:02 PM
way too expensive.  If you PM me I'll tell you about my one and only experience buying there, not good at all.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 10, 2014, 11:34:49 AM
Because your crashed trackday bike is worth KBB retail?

http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4750656210.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4750656210.html)

or is that the "character" you reference? [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 10, 2014, 11:44:54 AM
Because your crashed trackday bike is worth KBB retail?

http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4750656210.html (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4750656210.html)

or is that the "character" you reference? [roll]

"I presently have a set of race bodywork that has been modded for street use."

Meaning he cut out a couple holes so the headlights can shine through....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 10, 2014, 11:49:18 AM
(http://images.craigslist.org/01717_9BlKMxwb9aH_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on November 10, 2014, 04:52:48 PM
 Ya, that right side has been modded alright. Falling over will do that!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on November 19, 2014, 12:33:38 PM
Everybody wants one but this seems a little expensive.
Is it? I don't know what a mint one is worth.
http://nwct.craigslist.org/mpo/4768027457.html (http://nwct.craigslist.org/mpo/4768027457.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on November 19, 2014, 02:38:38 PM
Quite spendy.  Boy I miss my S1...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on November 20, 2014, 09:40:44 AM
Everybody wants one but this seems a little expensive.
Is it? I don't know what a mint one is worth.
http://nwct.craigslist.org/mpo/4768027457.html (http://nwct.craigslist.org/mpo/4768027457.html)

Back away slowly. pain and sadness are all that comes with such a bike


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Skybarney on November 20, 2014, 02:29:26 PM
Back away slowly. pain and sadness are all that comes with such a bike

The pain comes from slamming into an object when you think the bike should stop.  ie; it goes way faster than it can stop or turn.
The sadness comes from knowing you will never ever again ride anything that pulled so damn hard so quickly.

A 750cc two stroke triple has two speeds; Crash and off.   [Dolph]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on November 20, 2014, 06:35:14 PM
[laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on November 26, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Two Paso ads for you

Sad: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4774273615.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4774273615.html)

Crack(?): http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4747258531.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4747258531.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on November 26, 2014, 10:55:03 AM
Two Paso ads for you

Sad: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4774273615.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4774273615.html)

Crack(?): http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4747258531.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4747258531.html)

First one:  NO Paso906 is ever worth more than $1000.  Ever.
Second one:  See above, but make the amount $1500.  Ever.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on November 26, 2014, 01:26:41 PM
Two Paso ads for you

Sad: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4774273615.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4774273615.html)

Crack(?): http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4747258531.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/4747258531.html)


(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/675/408/250/1274519062136_hz-myalibaba-web15_5868.JPG)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on November 28, 2014, 08:40:30 AM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4780332571.html



 :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on November 29, 2014, 12:29:30 PM
 Suicide clutch?? Wha that?!?!?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on November 29, 2014, 02:43:40 PM
Wow... just.... wow.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on November 29, 2014, 02:58:13 PM
Foot operated clutch, hand operated gear shift.  This can make coming to a full stop for the less oriented in using this antiquated design rather suicidal.


Title: Re: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Southpaw on November 29, 2014, 03:20:21 PM
Suicide clutch?? Wha that?!?!?
My guess is a reversed clutch


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MadDuck on November 29, 2014, 04:31:07 PM
Howie's right.  There were old Harleys and some Triumphs that were converted to that set up. I think the Harleys were adapted from Harley trikes where a foot operated clutch is not so nuts. Putting that set up on two wheels is the stuff of legend. There was even a Fabulous Freak Brothers cartoon with one of them going over on his side.

That someone built an Aprilia V4 in this fashion just leaves me shaking my head.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on December 17, 2014, 12:33:20 PM
Sharp looking Foggy:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Monster-2002-ducati-s-4-fogarty-916-foggy-monster-/231422145155?forcerrptr=true&hash=item35e1d5b283&item=231422145155&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Monster-2002-ducati-s-4-fogarty-916-foggy-monster-/231422145155?forcerrptr=true&hash=item35e1d5b283&item=231422145155&pt=US_motorcycles)



(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA3MVgxNjAw/z/gvQAAOSwQJhUjgMp/$_57.JPG)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on December 17, 2014, 12:44:39 PM
Sharp looking Foggy:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Monster-2002-ducati-s-4-fogarty-916-foggy-monster-/231422145155?forcerrptr=true&hash=item35e1d5b283&item=231422145155&pt=US_motorcycles (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-Monster-2002-ducati-s-4-fogarty-916-foggy-monster-/231422145155?forcerrptr=true&hash=item35e1d5b283&item=231422145155&pt=US_motorcycles)



(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA3MVgxNjAw/z/gvQAAOSwQJhUjgMp/$_57.JPG)

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=69662.msg1286397#msg1286397 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=69662.msg1286397#msg1286397)

Just sayin'


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on December 17, 2014, 12:50:42 PM
Howie's right.  There were old Harleys and some Triumphs that were converted to that set up. I think the Harleys were adapted from Harley trikes where a foot operated clutch is not so nuts. Putting that set up on two wheels is the stuff of legend. There was even a Fabulous Freak Brothers cartoon with one of them going over on his side.


Yep.

Actually, it's pretty easy to do on any old foot-clutch Harleys. Basically defeat the clutch lock spring so the clutch engages if you take your foot off the clutch pedal and - presto - dangerous as hell.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on December 17, 2014, 01:29:16 PM
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=69662.msg1286397#msg1286397 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=69662.msg1286397#msg1286397)

Just sayin'

Nothing gets by you.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: memper on January 03, 2015, 04:31:18 PM
whoa
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4826008119.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4826008119.html)


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on January 03, 2015, 05:17:45 PM
whoa
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4826008119.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/4826008119.html)

Why is that on craigslist?

"Hey, Hun, there's no place for the Van Gogh in the new house. What do you want to do with it?"

"I dunno, just put it on craigslist, Babe."

"OK."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on January 10, 2015, 11:28:13 AM
MH 900: http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4770814630.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4770814630.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 11, 2015, 04:50:20 PM
Ebay sellers hit the pipe quite often as well.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/251782382810?nav=SEARCH (http://m.ebay.com/itm/251782382810?nav=SEARCH)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 11, 2015, 08:25:55 PM
MH 900: http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4770814630.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/4770814630.html)

Looks like it's at Fay Myers.  Crack addicts fo sho!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on January 11, 2015, 08:28:13 PM
Ebay sellers hit the pipe quite often as well.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/251782382810?nav=SEARCH (http://m.ebay.com/itm/251782382810?nav=SEARCH)

How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on January 11, 2015, 10:01:10 PM
How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'

I'd love to keep this piece of sh-- one of a kind but I have too many bikes!

120 powder coated parts! 100 hours into the built! NEW SPROKETS!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on January 12, 2015, 10:18:27 AM
I feel like some of these worthy ones should be screen shotted for later reference


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on January 12, 2015, 08:16:18 PM
THE MAN I GOT IT FROM SAID THAT IT RAN GOOD.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4804758869.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucDucGoos on January 13, 2015, 09:59:52 AM
THE MAN I GOT IT FROM SAID THAT IT RAN GOOD.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4804758869.html
well if he said then it must be true


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on January 13, 2015, 04:11:58 PM
How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'

Only quote abused more is:

"Dropped by previous owner"!!
 ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: reverus on January 13, 2015, 10:00:17 PM
How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'


 [laugh]  I just picture some guy sitting at home reading the ad outloud to himself then he gets to the end.  ".. lets see.. my loss.. is..YOUR GAIN??? sweet!!!! I love gains!!"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on January 14, 2015, 03:06:00 AM
Another very common one around here... "try me, the worst I can say is no."
Yes, we know that.  [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: brad black on January 17, 2015, 09:12:31 PM
yeah baby

http://www.bikepoint.com.au/private/SSE-AD-3202523/1996-Ducati-750SS-Full-Fairing?cr=8&psq=((Make%3D%5BDucati%5D)%26(((((SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20available%5D)%7C(SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20in%20stock%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BDealer%20used%20bikes%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BDemo%20%26%20near%20new%20bikes%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BPrivate%20used%20bikes%5D)))%26(Service%3D%5BBikesales%5D)&pso=0&pss=Price (http://www.bikepoint.com.au/private/SSE-AD-3202523/1996-Ducati-750SS-Full-Fairing?cr=8&psq=((Make%3D%5BDucati%5D)%26(((((SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20available%5D)%7C(SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20in%20stock%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BDealer%20used%20bikes%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BDemo%20%26%20near%20new%20bikes%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BPrivate%20used%20bikes%5D)))%26(Service%3D%5BBikesales%5D)&pso=0&pss=Price)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 03, 2015, 09:02:58 AM
http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4873892718.html. (http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4873892718.html.)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on February 10, 2015, 06:03:48 PM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4875510891.html


oh the huge manatee!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on February 10, 2015, 06:35:14 PM
That's awful


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: reverus on February 11, 2015, 02:51:24 AM
good lord!!! what a mess!!! that thing doesn't know if it's coming or going, there is no theme, no continuity, no thought of design,  [puke] possibly the worst bike i've ever seen.

at least it's got a gold chain...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on February 11, 2015, 04:11:25 AM
Its so bad I can't even


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on February 11, 2015, 04:38:04 AM
I like choppers but right now I feel a little nauseous.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on February 11, 2015, 06:52:38 AM
You can always count on BP to make you nauseous first thing in the morning.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on February 11, 2015, 10:40:44 AM
 Just because you can doesn't mean you should!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on February 11, 2015, 10:47:51 AM
You can always count on BP to make you nauseous first thing in the morning.

I have this lumpy thing growing near my... wanna see it?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on February 11, 2015, 11:11:37 AM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4875510891.html


oh the huge manatee!

Someone want to 'splain me what's the deal with that chain?  It has a 45* kink in it as if it's going over part of the swingarm.  Could that even work?  I'd think you'd wear the frame down pretty quickly, while going through about 2 chains/month.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 11, 2015, 11:14:25 AM
Someone want to 'splain me what's the deal with that chain?  It has a 45* kink in it as if it's going over part of the swingarm.  Could that even work?  I'd think you'd wear the frame down pretty quickly, while going through about 2 chains/month.
There are several manufacturers of roller chain tensioners.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on February 12, 2015, 05:50:24 PM
You too can be a badass like this guy.

westernmass.craigslist.org/mpo/4868916058.html



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on February 13, 2015, 03:51:19 AM
Whoo, boy. I am not sure I could EVER be a bad-ass like that guy!

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on February 15, 2015, 07:37:56 PM
That helmet goes well with this one http://waco.craigslist.org/mcy/4892804811.html (http://waco.craigslist.org/mcy/4892804811.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on February 15, 2015, 07:49:52 PM
$6500??  Wow.  Just wow.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on February 16, 2015, 06:13:33 AM
You too can be a badass like this guy.

westernmass.craigslist.org/mpo/4868916058.html



i'm tho thcared


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on February 16, 2015, 11:43:53 AM
That helmet goes well with this one http://waco.craigslist.org/mcy/4892804811.html (http://waco.craigslist.org/mcy/4892804811.html)


 I wonder how long it ran while it was laying on its side...........


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on February 16, 2015, 01:33:28 PM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4878680956.html


Sooooo much wrong


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 16, 2015, 03:23:14 PM
You should call and ask, "why, for the love of boobies, why?!"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on February 17, 2015, 04:37:21 AM
At first look I thought it was an Amphi-trike... hmmmm... that seems like a possibility for a custom build.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on February 28, 2015, 10:23:05 AM
Just needs some small things (including a title):
https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4895130230.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: stevethechemist on March 06, 2015, 03:10:13 PM
It's a good thing she's not in a rush to sell, cause at that price it never will
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4920349009.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mcy/4920349009.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on March 06, 2015, 03:16:58 PM
I sold my M900 WAAAAAAYYY too cheap.  :-\


Title: Re:
Post by: 1.21GW on March 07, 2015, 06:44:14 AM
I've heard of "adult ridden" as a selling point. This is first time I've heard of "female ridden " as a selling point.  Maybe that  justifies an extra 2-3k ?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: m9hundo on March 08, 2015, 07:31:05 PM
Can anyone lend me a few bucks?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/4923083012.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/4923083012.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Ducatamount on March 09, 2015, 03:06:00 AM
^^^
oooo... oooo... oooo...  [drool]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on March 12, 2015, 11:36:19 PM
I love Superlights.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on March 13, 2015, 07:27:37 AM
The only bike that is ok to have in yellow!

If I only had a garage...


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on March 13, 2015, 03:00:49 PM
The only bike that is ok to have in yellow!


+1 on that!  The fastest color.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: cokey on March 15, 2015, 06:27:33 AM
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cokey2/Mobile%20Uploads/11025668_10153163658353606_6970583262275054095_n.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on March 31, 2015, 07:37:19 AM
http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/4942117385.html (http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/4942117385.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TitanMonsterS4R on March 31, 2015, 08:00:51 AM
http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/4942117385.html (http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/4942117385.html)

Lots of Italian love there.....but it's  [puke] to me and we should write the author and tell him the rearsets are green not gold.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on March 31, 2015, 08:06:27 AM
Full points for originality.

Zero points for execution.

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on March 31, 2015, 08:43:56 AM
Negative points  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Nekkid Tim on March 31, 2015, 08:51:35 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4954246905.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4954246905.html)

Words fail me.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on March 31, 2015, 09:25:10 AM
MY EYES!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on March 31, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4954246905.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/4954246905.html)

Words fail me.


Why? Just...why?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: TitanMonsterS4R on March 31, 2015, 10:19:53 AM
Why? Just...why?

"Custom Fat Tire 748 Ducati Bipostal. Custom made swingarm with jack shaft, air ride suspension, RC wheels and custom exhaust. Ferracci chip. Can be returned to stock. This bike is a real head turner and fun to ride. Additional parts available."

It's a head turner because the damn bike can't make a turn.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Nekkid Tim on March 31, 2015, 10:32:38 AM
"Custom Fat Tire 748 Ducati Bipostal. Custom made swingarm with jack shaft, air ride suspension, RC wheels and custom exhaust. Ferracci chip. Can be returned to stock. This bike is a real head turner and fun to ride. Additional parts available."

It's a head turner because the damn bike can't make a turn.

But it *is* Bipostal.  That's gotta count for something!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on April 02, 2015, 06:08:43 PM
Hmmmmmm

https://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4930012883.html (https://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4930012883.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 118811 on April 02, 2015, 09:04:03 PM
I'd look at it!
I loved my M900....before it died😞


Title: Re: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on April 03, 2015, 04:45:52 AM
Hmmmmmm

https://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4930012883.html (https://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4930012883.html)
There are many ways to describe an open clutch sound, but "cool rumble" is not one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on April 03, 2015, 07:37:14 AM
No service records and too much cosmetic issues. It doesn't look like it has been well kept. Pass.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on April 03, 2015, 07:49:11 AM
Agreed.

The no service thing is a big turnoff. That and the huge dent in the tank.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on April 03, 2015, 08:01:55 AM
Hmmmmmm

https://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4930012883.html (https://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/4930012883.html)
At ~$2000-2500 he would be right in the market ballpark...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: The ModFather on April 15, 2015, 08:34:12 AM
This seems very reasonable for this fairly unique bike. Nice Fun Bags too.


http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/4977804859.html (http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mcy/4977804859.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jduke on April 15, 2015, 10:07:49 AM
I agree, this bike has potential and very little downside, it could be parted out easily.
I'd like to see how the mounted the ST bags on it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 07, 2015, 12:17:17 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html)

With "Newer Polio Power 2ct tires"

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmSu-2mveyl9hYGTtIda9hNJ1BPq_sou2y5zq7vkSEN4vF5NAc)
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on May 08, 2015, 07:00:03 AM
And the exhaust looks a lot like a Zard to me!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on May 08, 2015, 10:14:01 AM
$6k looks damn tempting regardless of his general grammar deficiencies.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 08, 2015, 01:16:44 PM
Not a moto, but there was certainly some crack involved at some point:
http://sierravista.craigslist.org/cto/5015644410.html (http://sierravista.craigslist.org/cto/5015644410.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00S0S_h7zpiFrYtJa_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re:
Post by: 1.21GW on May 08, 2015, 02:44:39 PM
Haha I did like the "It looks like it's doing 60 even when its parked" comment.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 09, 2015, 07:47:37 AM
This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on May 09, 2015, 08:01:24 AM
This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html)

 [puke]  [puke]  [puke] ... wait...  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on May 09, 2015, 08:29:17 AM
If I were a rich man, I'd start a foundation for buying those sad disfigured ducs and restoring them to normality.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on May 10, 2015, 01:28:18 PM
Not a moto, but there was certainly some crack involved at some point:
http://sierravista.craigslist.org/cto/5015644410.html (http://sierravista.craigslist.org/cto/5015644410.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00S0S_h7zpiFrYtJa_600x450.jpg)
This flashed in my head when i saw that one
(http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/2011/2012/October/Film/Condorman.jpg)
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rudemouthsky on May 10, 2015, 07:10:30 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html)

With "Newer Polio Power 2ct tires"

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmSu-2mveyl9hYGTtIda9hNJ1BPq_sou2y5zq7vkSEN4vF5NAc)
 [laugh]

It's more of a hunch than linguistic science but some of these ads strike me as someone who speaks English as a second language rather than a "dumbass". In other words, smarter than most 'Murricans. 6k is not a bad deal for that bike and it looks extremely nice.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 10, 2015, 08:09:31 PM
It's more of a hunch than linguistic science but some of these ads strike me as someone who speaks English as a second language rather than a "dumbass". In other words, smarter than most 'Murricans. 6k is not a bad deal for that bike and it looks extremely nice.
Dude, if autocorrect got you and mangled your post, I would tease you about it. That's really what it looks like to me.  I don't know what a Razomi is, but I do suspect that he/she thought Rizoma when posting that.  :)

Don't get me started on "most 'Murricans" or amateur back-of-the-napkin linguistic science (which I also engage in). [thumbsup] Those conversations both belong in NMC or PM...

[/threadjack]



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 10, 2015, 08:10:59 PM
This flashed in my head when i saw that one
(http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/2011/2012/October/Film/Condorman.jpg)
 [laugh]
I had forgotten about that movie! [laugh] Where's my netflix queue?

Oh look, Netflix doesn't believe in goofy spy movies
(http://i.imgur.com/PVQtkWj.png) This is what I remember from that film


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on May 11, 2015, 07:53:16 AM
This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html)


Tasteful mods eh?  [laugh] [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on May 11, 2015, 08:39:50 PM

Tasteful mods eh?  [laugh] [puke]
I think he is borrowing his kids booster seat
(http://mumsgrapevine.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/toosh-coosh_sep11.jpg)
 :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: abby normal on May 12, 2015, 06:10:07 AM
[puke]  [puke]  [puke] ... wait...  [puke]  [puke]  [puke]

"modified for racing" ... Yeah, by several trips down the asphalt.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dbran1949 on May 12, 2015, 12:29:01 PM
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html)


I have been working this year in Phoenix, this looks pretty tempting. I don't know much about the 999, what is the relationship between the motor in the '04 999 and my '07 S4RS


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on May 12, 2015, 05:24:05 PM
This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html)

tasteful mods??? 

lol


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MotoPsycho on May 14, 2015, 10:50:41 AM
Isn't that The Toecutter's bike ?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on May 18, 2015, 05:49:18 PM
http://klamath.craigslist.org/mcy/5027531134.html (http://klamath.craigslist.org/mcy/5027531134.html)

Needs paint. Bad.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on May 19, 2015, 01:05:24 AM
The owner was one bad mothermake the beast with two backser. [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MotoPsycho on May 19, 2015, 09:31:55 AM
Icon had a helmet with a very similar design. I don't mind it so much. I've seen worse.....
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/5015078634.html (http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/5015078634.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rensi on May 24, 2015, 07:16:55 PM
I'm thinking of pulling the trigger on this bad boy. I'd throw a pair of Arrows on it immediately. I havne't been looking as long as you guys, thoughts?


http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/5014794036.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/mcy/5014794036.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on May 26, 2015, 09:07:49 AM
 You are on crack if you don't snap the up.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: the_Journeyman on May 30, 2015, 05:52:19 PM
Found this locally.  Talk about an awesome supermoto...

http://asheville.craigslist.org/mcy/5044829798.html (http://asheville.craigslist.org/mcy/5044829798.html)

JM


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on May 30, 2015, 07:52:29 PM
Hell yeah!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on June 06, 2015, 08:48:13 PM
Killer paint job!

https://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/5039247294.html (https://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/5039247294.html)

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r212/moore_clan/paint_zpslm7t0py6.jpg) (http://s145.photobucket.com/user/moore_clan/media/paint_zpslm7t0py6.jpg.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on June 07, 2015, 02:41:44 AM
That looks like the cover to the album "Tommy" by the Who!

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dbran1949 on June 19, 2015, 02:53:35 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcd/5054128165.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcd/5054128165.html)
I don't see $27K here, and I guess anything can be cafe


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on June 19, 2015, 04:06:14 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcd/5054128165.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcd/5054128165.html)
I don't see $27K here, and I guess anything can be cafe
It's the Beverly Hills tax.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on June 19, 2015, 05:00:56 PM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcd/5054128165.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcd/5054128165.html)
I don't see $27K here, and I guess anything can be cafe

Maybe they'll find a Sex Pistols fan who's grown old and gotten rich.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 77south on July 08, 2015, 05:13:07 AM
Not really a "Craigslist Crack addict bike", but interesting nonetheless  [Dolph]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/5111338642.html (http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/5111338642.html)
 Ducati Swiss Army Bike - Perfect Survivor - 941 miles from NEW - $5500 (Fitchburg)

1974 Ducati

condition: like new
engine displacement (CC): 350
fuel: gas
odometer: 941
paint color: green
title status: clean
transmission: manual


1974 Ducati Condor Swiss Army Bike in unbelievable unrestored original condition. This bike is simply amazing and it shows in every detail. This bike is not restored, but an amazing survivor. I bought this bike about 4 years ago at Gallery 63 in Atlanta during the taping of the show Auction Kings on the Discovery Channel. I saw this bike when I went to view the auction items before the sale and was totally blown away with it's condition - simply amazing.

I own a number of rare and unique motorcycles both new and old and I have to say this one has been a blast to own. When you ride this one to a show or a bike outing it steals the show from all the cool new go fast bikes. This bike has the original Swiss Army Base log book in the original tank pouch with all service entries, the original saddle bags and wool blanket, it comes with the service rifle, great tires, new battery, all original parts kit in the side compartment with the fuses, bulbs, patch kit, etc.

This bike starts and runs as close to new as you could get and rides like a bike with 941 miles - it's a blast to ride around town and will keep up at highway speeds if you need to. I drove it on the interstate from Bulkhead in Atlanta to Gainesville Georgia when I bought it and it was great. The looks you get while riding this thing are amazing.

No stories, no excuses, it's just a great piece of history that you can ride anytime you like. There is quite a bit on these bikes you can find if you google Ducati Condor Swiss Army Bike. I have seen 4 of these and this one is by far the nicest and most correct original I have come across.

I will help the buyer coordinate shipping at the buyers expense. I will ship international if the buyer arranges all needed to export and ship at their expense. I will build a crate at buyers expense if needed. A winning bid does not give you the right to negotiate after the auction ends - it is a binding contract to purchase! The bike is at my business in Madison Wisconsin and anyone is welcome to come see it in person or have it inspected. The bike operates great and starts right up with no issues, good brakes, clutch, tires, etc. Remember it only has 941 miles from NEW.

Good luck bidding and feel free to call me Jeff


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: dark_duc on July 15, 2015, 12:05:56 PM
I would hate to see heavily damaged!

https://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/5100858858.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MotoPsycho on July 16, 2015, 12:26:37 AM
Lightly damaged my ass. Looks like guy was pulling a 12 row plow and corn planter with it. It said his buddy slit out on a corner ? Where? Pikes Peak ?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 20, 2015, 06:18:36 PM
Diesel Trike!!

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5087605389.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5087605389.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MotoPsycho on July 20, 2015, 11:57:03 PM
What in the bloody hell ? That looks more like something you'd see in a Mad Max movie than in Denver. It would be way cooler to have a 6V92 Detroit. That 2 stroke diesel snarl would definitely get more attention.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 21, 2015, 02:40:41 AM
That's pretty cool!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on July 21, 2015, 08:02:50 AM
That's certainly one of a kind. Not sure how you can hear yourself think while riding it though...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 26, 2015, 11:43:53 AM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5138417990.html


Not such a bad deal


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on July 26, 2015, 12:09:58 PM
That is funny, the guy admits he knows shit about motorcycles but says "it looks like all of the parts are there".

It looks like a cool project for someone though, just not me! Are Laverda parts even available?

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on July 26, 2015, 01:00:21 PM
That is funny, the guy admits he knows shit about motorcycles but says "it looks like all of the parts are there".

It looks like a cool project for someone though, just not me! Are Laverda parts even available?

Mark


There's a whole pile of parts there...

so the answer to your question is yes. ;D



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on August 29, 2015, 03:01:46 AM
This makes me want to spend money.  I've been a few years between bikes now and this thing just looks awesome!

https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/5179177593.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on August 29, 2015, 12:22:31 PM
 [evil] [drool]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on August 30, 2015, 08:43:23 AM
This makes me want to spend money.  I've been a few years between bikes now and this thing just looks awesome!

https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/5179177593.html

+11tybillion

That thing is gorgeous.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 05, 2015, 12:48:43 PM
http://klamath.craigslist.org/mcy/5206526324.html (http://klamath.craigslist.org/mcy/5206526324.html)

Look what he did to it.   :(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on September 05, 2015, 12:56:47 PM
He doesn't mention the title.......
Musta crashed it pretty hard.


Title: Crazy 749 for sale in Dallas
Post by: Raux on September 08, 2015, 02:51:31 PM
I'll just leave this here for your amusement and disgust.


MY-2005 Ducati 749 R Superbike TRADE fo a Cruiser

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bar/5211675532.html

I am looking to trade this Ducati for a cruiser. The Ducati is a very fast and very sweet bike but I think I have past my crazy years and now need something comfortable to cruise the roads. I would like to trade for a VRod...... or a nice custom cru [...]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on September 08, 2015, 06:46:08 PM
I'm not seein' any R hardware.

Snakeskin must be a Texas thing, not my style but if he likes it, great.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on September 09, 2015, 10:37:14 AM
I'm not seein' any R hardware.

Snakeskin must be a Texas thing, not my style but if he likes it, great.

Or even an "R" designation on the panel...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: EEL on September 09, 2015, 07:49:24 PM
Deal of the century!

110HP 2007 S2R800 for sale!

Lolz

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5203648303.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5203648303.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 09, 2015, 09:01:03 PM
Deal of the century!

110HP 2007 S2R800 for sale!

Lolz

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5203648303.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5203648303.html)

Almost as cool as a 140Mph M620


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on September 10, 2015, 05:45:49 AM
Turbo. ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on September 12, 2015, 08:19:58 PM
hmm I wonder what a Mito dynos at?
ok not crackheadish but on the same CL page lol
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/5219158870.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/5219158870.html)
Deal of the century!

110HP 2007 S2R800 for sale!

Lolz

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5203648303.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mcy/5203648303.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: EEL on September 12, 2015, 10:23:21 PM
Compared to a grom, I'd take that any day. Thats a street legal 125 2 stroke that possibly looks to be registered in CA. A complete rarity.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on September 13, 2015, 07:52:32 AM
hmm I wonder what a Mito dynos at?
ok not crackheadish but on the same CL page lol
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/5219158870.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/5219158870.html)

[threadjack]. The book says 34hp

Riding Cagiva Mito Evo II 125cc 2 stroke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1wYO_ZtRpk#)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on September 15, 2015, 10:01:41 AM
What?  Is the SC craze dying down?  This one is sub $10k:

https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mcy/5211085253.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on September 15, 2015, 03:25:15 PM
Saw one listed in Albuquerque the other day for something like $16K.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on September 15, 2015, 05:49:46 PM
Saw one listed in Albuquerque the other day for something like $16K.

We should arbitrage this one. We buy it for 9.6k, I ship it to you, we sell it for $16k.  Split the proft.   ;D



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on September 15, 2015, 05:56:16 PM
We should arbitrage this one. We buy it for 9.6k, I ship it to you, we sell it for $16k.  Split the proft.   ;D




[evil]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DRKWNG on September 15, 2015, 06:12:26 PM
I'd just say F it and sell mine if I could be bothered to put any effort into it. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on September 15, 2015, 06:45:40 PM
I'd just say F it and sell mine if I could be bothered to put any effort into it. 

Let's split the profit on that one, too.   ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: jaxduc on September 17, 2015, 05:24:23 AM
https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcd/5174575510.html

the sad thing is, someone will buy this, and the guy is going to eventually make another one.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 17, 2015, 07:59:34 AM
https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mcd/5174575510.html

the sad thing is, someone will buy this, and the guy is going to eventually make another one.

There's a block of wood holding up the front of the seat.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on September 17, 2015, 10:28:24 AM
There's a block of wood holding up the front of the seat.

I thought so too, but it's welded to the frame...

But yeah, execution is poor...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 17, 2015, 10:52:12 AM
I thought so too, but it's welded to the frame...

But yeah, execution is poor...

There is all kind of wrong with that thing. And it begs the question, Why?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 17, 2015, 12:22:32 PM
A bunch of Junk for 4K? Some assembly required?

http://roseburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5188598765.html (http://roseburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5188598765.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 19, 2015, 08:06:40 AM
There's a block of wood holding up the front of the seat.
It's a shame, too, because it draws your eyes away from that sweet custom exhaust.   [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 19, 2015, 11:25:11 AM
It's a shame, too, because it draws your eyes away from that sweet custom exhaust.   [laugh]

And those beautiful custom fairings that enhance the look over the stock bike.  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on September 20, 2015, 02:52:08 AM
It's a shame, too, because it draws your eyes away from that sweet custom exhaust.   [laugh]
[laugh]



 [puke] :-\


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on September 21, 2015, 12:10:02 PM
And those beautiful custom fairings that enhance the look over the stock bike.  ;D

And I just noticed that the headlight is mounted to the neck, not the forks like most naked bikes...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on September 21, 2015, 12:40:32 PM
Duck Stu would appreciate how he left all the mounting tabs on the frame.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on September 30, 2015, 12:50:40 PM
"Mostly stock except for the paint"
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5203036958.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5203036958.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_6sA0QhIaMpJ_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on October 22, 2015, 08:24:00 AM
V45 Bobber

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/5279498903.html (http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/5279498903.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ajw85 on November 19, 2015, 03:10:28 PM
"Their was only 213 ever made, 20 of them went to Hollywood for movies, and as of now over 40 have been declared totalled."

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/5323299729.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/5323299729.html)

At least it has an Ohlins shock.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 19, 2015, 03:24:40 PM
"Their was only 213 ever made, 20 of them went to Hollywood for movies, and as of now over 40 have been declared totalled."

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/5323299729.html (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/5323299729.html)

At least it has an Ohlins shock.

Is he trying to say Ducati only made 213 916s?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MotoPsycho on November 19, 2015, 11:53:48 PM
That were that ugly, yes. It looks like a hodge podge of spare parts thrown together.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on November 21, 2015, 01:19:21 PM
"Mostly stock except for the paint"
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5203036958.html (http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5203036958.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_6sA0QhIaMpJ_600x450.jpg)

Someone save it, quick. Take it home to a safe place and weld a sub frame back on. Save it since they don't make this model anymore. :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 21, 2015, 04:41:11 PM
Someone save it, quick. Take it home to a safe place and weld a sub frame back on. Save it since they don't make this model anymore. :'(
Too busy saving 907s this month...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: mpheinitz on November 22, 2015, 09:06:23 AM
I've been shopping CL locally for a decent M900 and found this gem:

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/5323643492.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on November 22, 2015, 10:20:12 AM
I've been shopping CL locally for a decent M900 and found this gem:

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/5323643492.html

 Holy Moly!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on November 22, 2015, 10:59:54 AM
Holy good god. And it was a chromo when it's life began.

My heart weeps.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on November 22, 2015, 12:13:27 PM
 :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on November 25, 2015, 01:33:04 PM
seems reasonable to moi.

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5331231103.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5331231103.html)




not


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on November 30, 2015, 11:37:35 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5338695039.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5338695039.html)


eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on November 30, 2015, 11:46:17 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5338695039.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5338695039.html)


eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk [puke]
For posterity
(http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_cGOsTNGRH9Y_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 30, 2015, 11:48:42 AM
For posterity
(http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_cGOsTNGRH9Y_600x450.jpg)
1972 Guzzi 750
*Harley duel disk brake front end *
**Also has peanut tank **
Wiring harness just needs hooked up
My father n law has lost interest
its on non op with NO back fees
Does it run ? it did , turns over
buy it before I have someone fix it

Apparently the front brake fight each other!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on November 30, 2015, 12:04:32 PM
Gotta love the sheet metal work :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on December 11, 2015, 11:42:00 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/5345158434.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/5345158434.html)


neato


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on December 11, 2015, 05:35:20 PM
 8)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on December 11, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/5345158434.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/5345158434.html)


neato
Decals blow... ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Privateer on December 15, 2015, 06:00:14 AM
not cl but...

https://www.gofundme.com/gr9uu2zs (https://www.gofundme.com/gr9uu2zs)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on December 15, 2015, 06:02:40 AM
not cl but...

https://www.gofundme.com/gr9uu2zs (https://www.gofundme.com/gr9uu2zs)
Certainly implies a sordid backstory...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on December 15, 2015, 06:40:12 AM
not cl but...

https://www.gofundme.com/gr9uu2zs (https://www.gofundme.com/gr9uu2zs)

He's not doing too awful well.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on December 15, 2015, 08:33:58 AM
Certainly implies a sordid backstory...

Looking at the people who contributed, it seems to be an MC. Facebook and Instagram show a lot of "F the police" and "I'm a stunta" kinda bullshit...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Privateer on December 17, 2015, 07:41:27 PM
supposedly it was impounded for exhibition of speed and reckless driving (a la wheelie)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on January 11, 2016, 11:42:42 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5394538234.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5394538234.html)

almost doable.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on January 23, 2016, 02:43:14 PM
EBay, not CL, but it's the thought that counts.

BIN $200. But the shipping is FREE.

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1626/24541950566_1921a7d2d3.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/DoFUSJ)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on February 18, 2016, 08:52:42 PM
Ouch.

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5453457237.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on February 19, 2016, 09:04:19 AM
Ouch.

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5453457237.html

1500 for what? other than the clutch cover every parts looks bad


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on February 19, 2016, 09:29:49 AM
1500 for what? other than the clutch cover every parts looks bad

Right, and with a broken timing belt you can be pretty sure the motor is toast...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on February 19, 2016, 09:57:13 AM
The charcoal canister looks salvageable :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MotoPsycho on February 19, 2016, 11:46:11 AM
I got dibs on the valve caps and rod bolts.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on February 19, 2016, 10:56:56 PM
I call dibs on the oil filter [drool]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lazylightnin717 on February 20, 2016, 03:51:20 PM
What a shame. I can't even stand seeing that thing laying on the ground.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on March 09, 2016, 05:26:15 PM
https://palmsprings.craigslist.org/mcd/5405849946.html

uh..... no


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on March 09, 2016, 05:30:37 PM
It'd look a lot nicer without that janky fairing.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rameses on March 13, 2016, 04:34:15 AM

Normally, I'd be excited to hear about a 2-stroke Husqvarna street bike...


https://harrisonburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5473279076.html (https://harrisonburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5473279076.html)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on March 26, 2016, 09:49:56 AM
Wrecked 2014 Ducati 899 - $8000

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5505953301.html

"Other than that bike is still real nice."

Doesn't say if it's Salvage. If it was insured, it no doubt was totaled. Owner was asking $7k but bumped the price after a month on CL.   ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on March 28, 2016, 10:23:47 AM
Wrecked 2014 Ducati 899 - $8000

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5505953301.html

"Other than that bike is still real nice."

Doesn't say if it's Salvage. If it was insured, it no doubt was totaled. Owner was asking $7k but bumped the price after a month on CL.   ???

Bumped it UP??

He also failed to mention the scraped up clutch cover. Also, if he took a hit hard enough to do that to the front rim, what kind of shape are those forks in?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on March 28, 2016, 11:48:43 AM
Bumped it UP??

He also failed to mention the scraped up clutch cover. Also, if he took a hit hard enough to do that to the front rim, what kind of shape are those forks in?

Good technique, doesn't sell, raise the price  ???

Probably all forked up :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caboteria on April 20, 2016, 04:58:15 PM
This is actually a nice bike and the price looks reasonable, so I wonder why the owner listed it in the "computers - by owner" section?

https://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/sys/5547508425.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on April 29, 2016, 04:31:41 PM
I see so many of these; some version of '...it's not mine and I don't have a title, but you should be able to get one pretty easy.'

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5558667314.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NorDog on April 29, 2016, 04:53:53 PM
I see so many of these; some version of '...it's not mine and I don't have a title, but you should be able to get one pretty easy.'

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5558667314.html

I also worry about someone who mentions "halfway house" in their ad, and doesn't know enough to the dollar sign in front of the number.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on April 29, 2016, 05:57:56 PM
He wants a lot of money for that moto with no paper.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on April 29, 2016, 06:53:43 PM
Definitely lost the street fight.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducatiz on April 30, 2016, 04:19:35 PM
This is actually a nice bike and the price looks reasonable, so I wonder why the owner listed it in the "computers - by owner" section?

https://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/sys/5547508425.html


The Nigerian words for motorcycle and computer are similar.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 01, 2016, 10:29:24 AM
2011 848 Ducati Evo Special Edition  --- ??

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5550857637.html

Based on the weird fonts it looks like knock-off plastics. Pretty sure those colors would make it a 2013 SE, but no red frame leaves me wondering what it really is. Other than a bike that was previously totaled...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 22, 2016, 08:07:20 PM
Custom Ducati:

https://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/5593359301.html

"This is a one-of"


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on May 23, 2016, 02:20:08 AM
I found this part to be particularly funny regarding the above Craigslist post:

"I will be available Sunday afternoons noon to 4:00p.m."

He must be a hella busy dude!

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on May 23, 2016, 10:12:27 AM
"This is a one-of"


Thank God!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 25, 2016, 12:37:01 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html)


hey disco head!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on May 25, 2016, 04:29:03 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html)


hey disco head!
Put down the bedazzler and step away from the helmet!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on June 06, 2016, 02:58:45 PM
Not Moto related, just the best Craigslist add ever, or at least in the running.  :D

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa91/chiflado/F2DF8BE0-57D7-44BC-BE22-EE9274502126.jpg) (http://s201.photobucket.com/user/chiflado/media/F2DF8BE0-57D7-44BC-BE22-EE9274502126.jpg.html)



http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/06/us/dad-truck-ford-exploer-craigslist-trnd/ (http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/06/us/dad-truck-ford-exploer-craigslist-trnd/)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on June 06, 2016, 07:14:09 PM
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5612508090.html

"Runs Good. just fell out of the back of a truck transporting"

I'd pay $2500 in a heartbeat if the chain weren't so dang rusty.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on June 06, 2016, 07:17:16 PM
Perhaps that line would be useful in a dodgy insurance claim?

"It just fell out of the back of a truck I was transporting it with."


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on June 07, 2016, 01:45:13 PM
I think this redefines Craigslist Crack Addicts...

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/5613415898.html

Way to go, Dad! [thumbsup] [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on June 07, 2016, 01:48:41 PM
https://youtu.be/f4zyjLyBp64


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 11, 2016, 08:30:29 PM
https://youtu.be/f4zyjLyBp64 (https://youtu.be/f4zyjLyBp64)

I'm right here!

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=30601.msg1354989#msg1354989 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=30601.msg1354989#msg1354989)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 12, 2016, 07:12:11 PM
$3k will get you this sweet custom!

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5651822926.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5651822926.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 12, 2016, 08:10:23 PM
$3k will get you this sweet custom!

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5651822926.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5651822926.html)

Thank goodness there is a Boss Hoss frame to contain the power of that '74 Mercury Capri V6!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on July 12, 2016, 08:13:08 PM
$3k will get you this sweet custom!

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5651822926.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5651822926.html)
Somebody had a good idea... [roll]
(http://images.craigslist.org/00404_d56FTE6EPkC_1200x900.jpg)
Get the eye bleach...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 19, 2016, 08:25:49 PM
Ok, not CL, but couldn't not post this:

1984 Ducati 750 TT1 - starting bid $110,000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-750-TT1-/291822928892?forcerrptr=true&hash=item43f20083fc:g:czcAAOSwOVpXb8Ez&item=291822928892 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-750-TT1-/291822928892?forcerrptr=true&hash=item43f20083fc:g:czcAAOSwOVpXb8Ez&item=291822928892)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on July 19, 2016, 08:37:51 PM
It'll go for more than that starting bid.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on July 28, 2016, 02:26:52 PM
Not a bike, but certainly crack addict worthy:

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5703053259.html (https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5703053259.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00y0y_EicAeYK78d_600x450.jpg)

The ultimate head turner-- **All Custom** 1990 Mercedes SL with Black diamond paint, two-toned black and tan interior and carpet. Custom single window convertible top, custom front and rear clip, fitted hood scoop and side panel scoops, lowered 4 inches, blacked out Petite le Mans-style lighting, custom wheels, car trimmed in 24 karat gold. Kenwood stereo and speakers. The car is hardly driven, always garaged, well maintained. I have owned this Mercedes for 18 years and have personally designed all the customization to the interior and exterior, all redone within the last 5 years.

Serious inquiries by phone only, no texting or emails.
May entertain trade for Lamborghini kit car--ONLY, no other vehicles considered.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on July 28, 2016, 03:39:37 PM
Ok, not CL, but couldn't not post this:

1984 Ducati 750 TT1 - starting bid $110,000

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-750-TT1-/291822928892?forcerrptr=true&hash=item43f20083fc:g:czcAAOSwOVpXb8Ez&item=291822928892 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ducati-750-TT1-/291822928892?forcerrptr=true&hash=item43f20083fc:g:czcAAOSwOVpXb8Ez&item=291822928892)
It'll go for more than that starting bid.

Ended with no bids. Currently relisted for the same price.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on July 28, 2016, 03:46:47 PM
Not a bike, but certainly crack addict worthy:

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5703053259.html (https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5703053259.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00y0y_EicAeYK78d_600x450.jpg)

The ultimate head turner-- **All Custom** 1990 Mercedes SL with Black diamond paint, two-toned black and tan interior and carpet. Custom single window convertible top, custom front and rear clip, fitted hood scoop and side panel scoops, lowered 4 inches, blacked out Petite le Mans-style lighting, custom wheels, car trimmed in 24 karat gold. Kenwood stereo and speakers. The car is hardly driven, always garaged, well maintained. I have owned this Mercedes for 18 years and have personally designed all the customization to the interior and exterior, all redone within the last 5 years.

Serious inquiries by phone only, no texting or emails.
May entertain trade for Lamborghini kit car--ONLY, no other vehicles considered.

I'd hide it in the garage too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on July 28, 2016, 03:52:18 PM
I'd hide it in the garage too.

Seriously, what is all that shit covering the headlights, taillights and grill????


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 28, 2016, 06:38:20 PM
Seriously, what is all that shit covering the headlights, taillights and grill????
It looks like that no-slip rubber stuff you get in rolls to line your kitchen drawers and cabinets.

...the peeling stickers and detached shift boot give a nice touch of class and detail   [puke]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on July 29, 2016, 10:28:33 AM
It looks like that no-slip rubber stuff you get in rolls to line your kitchen drawers and cabinets.

...the peeling stickers and detached shift boot give a nice touch of class and detail   [puke]

Oh, you mean the leather shift boot covering the automatic transmission?  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on July 29, 2016, 06:23:49 PM
Not a bike, but certainly crack addict worthy:

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5703053259.html (https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5703053259.html)

(http://images.craigslist.org/00y0y_EicAeYK78d_600x450.jpg)



Why, oh why do they do this?! :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rameses on July 30, 2016, 07:55:24 AM

That thing's local to me.

Want me to go look at it and troll the guy?

I can record it and put it on YouTube.

 ;D



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on July 30, 2016, 10:57:02 AM
Tell him if he puts it back to stock you'll consider making an offer [laugh].


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: SpikeC on August 01, 2016, 02:53:00 PM
Urpp....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on August 08, 2016, 07:49:44 PM
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5723193970.html

"...wouldn't take to long or to much to get going."

Seller is definitely a glass half-full type.  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on August 08, 2016, 07:53:49 PM
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5723193970.html

"...wouldn't take to long or to much to get going."

Seller is definitely a glass half-full type.  [laugh]
Add in the sketchily modified frame, and you have a winner!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 08, 2016, 08:17:11 PM
Add in the sketchily modified frame, and you have a winner!

A little extra rake never hurt anyone.   ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on August 08, 2016, 08:34:01 PM
A little extra rake never hurt anyone.   ;)
Reminds me of local work. Admittedly I live in reject redneckville (redneck rejectville?). That's no excuse for piss-poor workmanship. Over the weekend I welded in a small patch panel to a buddy's truck... for free (well, help on the race bike)... and the end result is better than the shit he paid for? A different buddy had some aggression to work out after a deployment and left his K5 blazer in a similar state of scuffitude. After clear, there should be no brillo/grinder marks if I'm paying for it.

I'm an amateur at best, but I can do better than the local "pros."

A third buddy ended up losing his bike (an old 750 Virago, worth less than scrap) to the local "custom" builder... I don't know the details, but he never put much cash into it.

It just pains me when acquaintances are paying reasonable money for shoddy work.
[/rant]
Wrong thread... sorry.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on August 25, 2016, 05:11:11 PM
Ducati/Condor:  http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5748683688.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5748683688.html)

 [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on August 26, 2016, 02:26:20 AM
That is pretty damned cool!

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on September 06, 2016, 06:47:35 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5766250730.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5766250730.html)

I feel an brok mi spel chek 2


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Rameses on September 08, 2016, 06:54:58 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5766250730.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5766250730.html)

I feel an brok mi spel chek 2

We should think of some "serious offers" to hit him with.  ;D



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DucHead on September 08, 2016, 11:19:03 AM
Forget the offers, just hit him...a few times.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 10, 2016, 05:36:01 PM
Dragon bike!

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5743941635.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5743941635.html)

 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Enzoman on September 12, 2016, 12:24:36 PM
Dragon bike!

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5743941635.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5743941635.html)

 [laugh]

The back end sort of looks like a thanksgiving turkey.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on September 14, 2016, 04:32:04 AM
Dragon bike!

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5743941635.html (http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5743941635.html)

 [laugh]
Oh dear [laugh]
What a knob.
Thanksgiving! [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 18, 2016, 08:32:17 PM
Well hello ladies!
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5763189270.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5763189270.html)

Is this the moto section, or the personals??   [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: caperix on September 24, 2016, 04:33:42 AM
Saw this gem today
[http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/5782091679.html]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on September 24, 2016, 02:41:55 PM
Holy cutouts Batman! :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 24, 2016, 06:47:44 PM
Saw this gem today
[http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/5782091679.html]

"Bike is one of a kind and can't be duplicated."  - thankfully.

 [puke] [puke]

(https://images.craigslist.org/00o0o_ewx8TUcLcSx_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on September 24, 2016, 08:42:06 PM
That bike might be OK without the "over 200 hours of metal fabrication to the frame and tail." and the seat.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on September 25, 2016, 11:58:19 AM
I bet it whistles like a mofo.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on September 26, 2016, 10:16:12 AM
That bike might be OK without the "over 200 hours of metal fabrication to the frame and tail." and the seat.

There is so much that is half assed on that thing it's ridiculous. I mean, the way the stock front and rear signals are mounted is an afterthought, he decided to use the stock taillight but mount it upside down? The crappy tailpipes coming off the stock udder? The MX handlebars mounted upside down. Then there's just the whole added metal crap that makes it look like he shoulda bought a Suzuki SV...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 02, 2016, 08:52:40 PM
There is so much that is half assed on that thing it's ridiculous. I mean, the way the stock front and rear signals are mounted is an afterthought, he decided to use the stock taillight but mount it upside down? The crappy tailpipes coming off the stock udder? The MX handlebars mounted upside down. Then there's just the whole added metal crap that makes it look like he shoulda bought a Suzuki SV...

Looks like it is still available.  You could still fix all that...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on October 03, 2016, 11:06:09 AM
Looks like it is still available.  You could still fix all that...

Yeah...there's no way I would pay $8k for a bike in that shape even if I had the time to "repair" it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on October 03, 2016, 04:14:04 PM
It at least has fancy wheels.
 I hope that shit is only bolted on. Where I live, if it is welded on the owner has caused a stat write off.
That bike needs to be saved from a cruel and abusive owner.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on October 03, 2016, 07:21:14 PM
Welded?  Good grief, I hope not.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on October 16, 2016, 07:23:07 PM
What the...

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5801429764.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5801429764.html)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on October 16, 2016, 07:29:04 PM
That vehicle is just the ummm...uh...dunno.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Heath on October 16, 2016, 07:44:52 PM
Saw this gem today
[http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/5782091679.html]
"Bike is one of a kind and can't be duplicated. "    More like shouldn't be duplicated.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on October 17, 2016, 10:18:47 AM
What the...

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5801429764.html (http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5801429764.html)

Why?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on October 17, 2016, 09:02:33 PM
Is it just me, or do far too many of these originate along the Front Range of Colorado?

 [bang] [bang] [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: diamonddog-2 on October 18, 2016, 02:33:12 PM
Between the "custom fabricated" ducati and the "custom" Voyager/VW/whateverthehellitis, I'm beginning to suspect that we're all [well, some of us at least] bozos on this bus....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on October 19, 2016, 02:52:34 PM
Is it just me, or do far too many of these originate along the Front Range of Colorado?

 [bang] [bang] [bang]
you onto something here......... :-X


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on October 19, 2016, 02:56:39 PM
I'd totally drive/ride that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Boris on October 24, 2016, 04:22:16 AM
"Bike is one of a kind and can't be duplicated."  - thankfully.

 [puke] [puke]

(https://images.craigslist.org/00o0o_ewx8TUcLcSx_600x450.jpg)

I'd be real careful getting off of that bike. The sheet metal could slice your balls clean off. Same for hanging out in turns.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on November 09, 2016, 06:46:15 PM
I didn't realize that rust could fetch so much:

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5861139778.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on November 09, 2016, 07:12:52 PM
I didn't realize that rust could fetch so much:

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5861139778.html

Listed in "fair" condition?!?!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on November 09, 2016, 08:21:43 PM
I didn't realize that rust could fetch so much:

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5861139778.html

You can make your money back and a handsome profit.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Spring-Valley-High-Potency-Iron-Dietary-Supplement-Tablets-27mg-250-count/10898775

$3.96 for 6.5 grams minus the cost of capsules, bottle and label.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on November 10, 2016, 02:38:16 AM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: MendoDave on November 13, 2016, 06:58:51 AM
Not Moto related but Craigslist and Crack.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/5711535517.html


And this.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lyn/5684705739.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: muskrat on November 13, 2016, 08:45:47 PM


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lyn/5684705739.html

If he's smart, he'd trademark that camo job.  :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on January 24, 2017, 08:21:50 PM
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/5949724097.html

"We aren't sure what needs to be replaced on it.."

Looks like just about everything. Except the rear tire and exhaust hanger.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on January 25, 2017, 08:08:00 AM
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/5949724097.html

"We aren't sure what needs to be replaced on it.."

Looks like just about everything. Except the rear tire and exhaust hanger.

Or for only $700 more I can get something that isn't completely make the beast with two backsed!

https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2013-Kawasaki-NINJA-300-ABS-120781291 (https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2013-Kawasaki-NINJA-300-ABS-120781291)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 17, 2017, 09:34:03 PM
It's not a moto, but I bought a running one a long time ago when dollars were harder to come by for LeMons price... this one isn't even complete
https://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/5962754388.html
(https://images.craigslist.org/00u0u_eneAOAMPgno_600x450.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on February 18, 2017, 05:47:41 AM
I miss this thread!!! I am not a regular Craigslist cruiser so I don't get to see this kind of stuff unless it is posted here.

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on February 18, 2017, 07:00:51 AM
Please bear with me as I work 84 hours a week.

In a meth lab.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on February 18, 2017, 07:20:51 AM
It's not a moto, but I bought a running one a long time ago when dollars were harder to come by for LeMons price... this one isn't even complete
https://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/5962754388.html
(https://images.craigslist.org/00u0u_eneAOAMPgno_600x450.jpg)
I had one of those in the early/mid eighties. Bought it for $750 with all the parts needed to do a 3/4 clip on the nose. Shit the bed on me three times and I sold it back to the guy I bought it from for $500 and bought a new Bronco II.

He put a new distributor in it and sold it for more than I paid.

They were rugged cars.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 18, 2017, 07:27:23 AM
Yep, I bought mine in the mid/late 90's for $750 - running. Cracked the head, fixed. Broke the timing belt, fixed. Gave up on starting for no apparent reason, sold to the scrapyard.

It seems they didn't design the governor on the diesel to be used as the shift point.

I think I remember you had to remove a wheel to change the oil filter.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on February 18, 2017, 07:47:03 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1987-Ducati-Other-/132098629392?forcerrptr=true&hash=item1ec1b11f10%3Ag%3AdkMAAOSw3v5YpgKQ&item=132098629392
(http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dkMAAOSw3v5YpgKQ/s-l1600.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on February 18, 2017, 10:11:55 AM
Damn armatures!

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mpd/6008244861.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on February 18, 2017, 12:27:18 PM
Damn armatures!

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mpd/6008244861.html
[bang] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on March 12, 2017, 09:17:18 AM
I'm sensing some passenger safety issues here...

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/6040037620.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on March 12, 2017, 08:45:25 PM
I'm sensing some passenger safety issues here...

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/6040037620.html

Carbs need some work [bang] [bang] [bang]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on April 19, 2017, 06:56:24 PM
Trying to find a bike for a friend in PDX and came across this beauty:
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/6094097277.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speedbag on April 21, 2017, 06:58:34 AM
The old snowmobile hood really ties it all together.  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on April 21, 2017, 08:26:49 AM
I have to say my favorite is the exhaust tips that don't line up...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 21, 2017, 08:30:24 PM
Those are deer whistles for when you are backing up.


Title: 900ss
Post by: DW on April 25, 2017, 03:07:24 AM
https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/6096403456.html

This looks awesome


Title: Re: 900ss
Post by: NAKID on April 25, 2017, 05:33:10 AM
https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/6096403456.html

This looks awesome

This makes me worried:

"US CASH only, No Test Rides and not interested in any trades."


Title: Re: 900ss
Post by: duccarlos on April 25, 2017, 09:11:35 AM
This makes me worried:

"US CASH only, No Test Rides and not interested in any trades."

Why does it worry you? I might consider allowing someone to test ride if they had cash in hand, but that's a big if.


Title: Re: 900ss
Post by: NAKID on April 25, 2017, 10:01:28 AM
Why does it worry you? I might consider allowing someone to test ride if they had cash in hand, but that's a big if.

The fact that they specified US cash only is a bit suspicious.


Title: Re: 900ss
Post by: duccarlos on April 25, 2017, 12:39:55 PM
The fact that they specified US cash only is a bit suspicious.

Maybe Canadians want to buy a bike in the US


Title: Re: 900ss
Post by: NAKID on April 25, 2017, 01:14:55 PM
Maybe Canadians want to buy a bike in the US

In Kentucky?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on April 25, 2017, 04:11:27 PM
In Kentucky?

Damn Canadians trying to steal our bikes and our jobs!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on April 26, 2017, 12:04:22 PM
That SS just made my heart flutter! I'd pay US cash for that if I didn't have one ready to start college.

Mark


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hinesmatt on April 27, 2017, 06:36:24 AM
Here's a good one...

https://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/6104921457.html

Based on the general tone, utter lack of relevant detail and general sense of malaise I'm guessing that:

a. Doesn't really want to sell

b. Angry that can't figure out how to put back together

or... wait for it...

c. Likes to smoke crack [which could contribute to points a and b, as crack will make you an angry desperate MFer]

 [coffee] Carry on!  [coffee]



Title: Re: 900ss
Post by: hinesmatt on April 27, 2017, 06:40:36 AM
Maybe Canadians want to buy a bike in the US

The deal is this: seller doesn't want son of deposed Liberian dictator offering to transfer money to account for bike sale after seller sends 2x as much to Bitcoins.  ;D

This bike is an fn steal. These have to appreciate at some point. Some one buy this thing.



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: silas on April 27, 2017, 12:28:18 PM


https://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/6060053544.html

$4k chromo ! 1300 miles



https://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/6094355378.html

$5k 1000ss unicorn. 2750 miles

both look like sweet deals


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: duccarlos on April 27, 2017, 12:56:05 PM
Here's a good one...

https://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/6104921457.html

Based on the general tone, utter lack of relevant detail and general sense of malaise I'm guessing that:

a. Doesn't really want to sell

b. Angry that can't figure out how to put back together

or... wait for it...

c. Likes to smoke crack [which could contribute to points a and b, as crack will make you an angry desperate MFer]

 [coffee] Carry on!  [coffee]

Well, considering that that's a gen2 Monster, it's impossible that it's an '03 Monster.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on April 27, 2017, 08:58:12 PM
'01 Chromo for 3k has been sitting for a while in my area: https://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/6050133983.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on April 27, 2017, 09:55:44 PM
Here's a good one...

https://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/6104921457.html

Based on the general tone, utter lack of relevant detail and general sense of malaise I'm guessing that:

a. Doesn't really want to sell

b. Angry that can't figure out how to put back together

or... wait for it...

c. Likes to smoke crack [which could contribute to points a and b, as crack will make you an angry desperate MFer]

 [coffee] Carry on!  [coffee]


 

Automatic transmission???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on May 06, 2017, 01:42:00 AM
Good grief, the stuff that keeps popping up on my local Craigslist right now.  Never a fan of this bike, with it massive butthole exhaust, but what an oddball. Also two 916's and a higher mileage ST4.


https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/6110240721.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on May 06, 2017, 04:38:58 AM
"Butthole exhaust" made me laugh, thank you!

Mark



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: greenmonster on May 07, 2017, 12:02:32 PM
Not CL but entertaining anyway:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2005-Ducati-Multistrada-/232315738004?hash=item361718d794:g:nPUAAOSwuspY-LrC&vxp=mtr

Hmm, didn`t work w 49k (seen this before) last time, lets try something else... [roll] ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on May 07, 2017, 12:50:40 PM
Not CL but entertaining anyway:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2005-Ducati-Multistrada-/232315738004?hash=item361718d794:g:nPUAAOSwuspY-LrC&vxp=mtr

Hmm, didn`t work w 49k (seen this before) last time, lets try something else... [roll] ;D
Quick, buy one of probably 50 bikes a famous guy bought and obviously just didn't have time to use!  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 13, 2017, 05:11:32 PM
https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html (https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html)

Uh.....


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on May 14, 2017, 03:08:58 AM
https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html (https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html)

Uh.....
The concept is sound, the execution is terrible. Here is the correct way to proceed with such a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU4bIsdnbkM


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 14, 2017, 08:03:22 AM
You see the car, and hear the sound, and  ???

Nutty but very cool.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 14, 2017, 08:55:37 AM
Interesting exhaust on this one. Doesn't seem very practical. Interesting, though:
https://denver.craigslist.org/for/6131318299.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 14, 2017, 08:59:49 AM
You see the car, and hear the sound, and  ???

Nutty but very cool.

I wanna drive that!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on May 14, 2017, 09:05:51 AM
Interesting exhaust on this one. Doesn't seem very practical. Interesting, though:
https://denver.craigslist.org/for/6131318299.html

That seat is epic!  :P

That's a roadracing brand unit. Rare.

http://s703.photobucket.com/user/pomp_one/media/roadracing%20exhaust/DSCF1851.jpg.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on May 14, 2017, 07:28:01 PM
That's a roadracing brand unit. Rare.

http://s703.photobucket.com/user/pomp_one/media/roadracing%20exhaust/DSCF1851.jpg.html
Ah, cool! Wondered what the deal was.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 15, 2017, 11:41:35 AM
Somewhere there is a 70's Bonneville owner with a missing seat.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 18, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
Not a Crackhead, and not mine, but if'n someone wants a clean bike...

https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/6127855990.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hinesmatt on May 24, 2017, 08:57:13 AM
Amazing detail in this ad: https://boston.craigslist.org/nos/mcy/6142008493.html

Is someone having a bad day?  ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: hinesmatt on May 24, 2017, 09:00:13 AM
https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html (https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html)

Uh.....

Proving that Breaking Bad had some regional accuracy.  [clap]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on June 04, 2017, 06:09:51 PM
Definitely one of a kind:  https://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/6161546695.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: DW on June 06, 2017, 12:34:18 AM
https://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/6153970372.html

ST2 track bike?
Never reached the end of the throttle? On a 2 valve?
Hot rod?

At least it's pretty cheap.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on June 07, 2017, 05:30:33 AM
https://lexington.craigslist.org/mcy/6153970372.html

ST2 track bike?
Never reached the end of the throttle? On a 2 valve?
Hot rod?

At least it's pretty cheap.

There are 2 ST2's near me, both with bags and clean titles for $2K.  This guy needs to realize he has an $1100 bike... 

Oh, and never reached the end of the throttle?  Cables must be tweaked.  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on July 14, 2017, 07:01:43 AM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/6218873014.html

Baaaaaa!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 14, 2017, 07:15:28 AM
What the. . .


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Greg on July 14, 2017, 01:54:18 PM
What the. . .

Greatest Of All Time?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 15, 2017, 07:00:35 PM
Greatest Of All Time?

To be perfectly honest when I checked that link the other day there was not one pic of a bike.

Anywhere.

Just one lone picture of a lamb.

I couldn't comprehend why the seller would add a picture of a lamb with text describing a sweet 900ss.

Hence the "what the..."

Now it has nice bike pics.

So.

I got nuthin.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 28, 2017, 06:59:57 PM
Well... someone apparently found some gooooooooood weed:
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/trikes-project/6239445423.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 29, 2017, 07:40:42 PM
Well... someone apparently found some gooooooooood weed:
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/trikes-project/6239445423.html

Far too many of these posts have been from Colorado CL posts.

 :-\ [roll] :'(


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GregP on August 20, 2017, 07:20:49 AM
Check out the sweet aftermarket exhaust system on this bad boy!  [clap]

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/d/2005-suzuki-sv650s-7600-miles/6264403643.html



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on August 20, 2017, 09:14:00 AM
 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on August 21, 2017, 12:52:49 AM
Is that an actual muffler for a car!?!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on August 21, 2017, 01:18:03 AM
I think it fits my 4x4 ute.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on February 26, 2018, 09:31:22 AM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/d/ducita/6509945177.html

Is that what you call a female Ducati?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on February 26, 2018, 06:25:33 PM
Well it has had its service done by Ducita, that must be good. Right?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on February 27, 2018, 10:11:56 AM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/longer-rides-comfortable-bike/6509228629.html


huh?




Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on February 27, 2018, 05:07:01 PM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/d/ducita/6509945177.html

Is that what you call a female Ducati?


"It have just over 3032 miles."

So, like 3032.3 miles or so?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on February 28, 2018, 02:20:18 PM
I once knew a girl named Ducita..


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: lethe on March 01, 2018, 04:18:21 PM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/longer-rides-comfortable-bike/6509228629.html


huh?



A written representation of vomiting up random words


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on March 14, 2018, 07:29:50 AM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/d/motorcycle-model/6530130764.html

Mkay.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on March 14, 2018, 08:30:07 AM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/d/motorcycle-model/6530130764.html

Mkay.

Not really a crack addict.

Maybe a future crack addict though.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on March 14, 2018, 09:16:19 AM
A buddy of mine is trying to hire her right now. ;D She asks for $125/hr :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on March 14, 2018, 10:01:09 AM
It's that a lot?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on March 14, 2018, 11:16:42 AM
Said he only needed her for like 10 minutes.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on March 20, 2018, 06:36:51 AM
Ugliest Monster ever  :o
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2004-ducati-monster-3000-obo/6536612989.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on March 26, 2018, 02:44:28 AM
 [laugh]
So ugly it got mistaken for a wood stove.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 09, 2018, 01:30:31 PM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/d-roadkingclassic/6555855786.html

Does he know he's being sold?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on April 09, 2018, 01:34:20 PM
You get the nice Sportster too.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 09, 2018, 02:44:27 PM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/d-roadkingclassic/6555855786.html

Does he know he's being sold?

$14 seems like a deal?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 13, 2018, 07:51:09 AM
less crack... kinda cool

https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2017-honda-grom-size-190cc-5/6559563999.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on April 13, 2018, 03:44:12 PM
Very cool!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on April 15, 2018, 05:13:52 PM
It is kinda cool, but there's a shit ton of crack there. ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 16, 2018, 07:02:26 AM
the water bottle... first to go


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on April 17, 2018, 05:45:51 PM
the water bottle... first to go

took me a while to find that.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on April 28, 2018, 08:39:54 AM
https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/motorcycle-capable-of/6572352506.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on April 28, 2018, 10:06:59 AM
I don't know if I want to be "sadisfaced ". :o


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on April 28, 2018, 03:49:50 PM
I don't know if I want to be "sadisfaced ". :o

 [laugh]  Maybe not. But at least your bike will be well groomed.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on April 28, 2018, 04:07:49 PM
I don't know if I want to be "sadisfaced ". :o
How do you know, if you don't try it? ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Grampa on May 15, 2018, 12:24:41 PM
something is tingling...

https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/91-suzuki-750/6588274718.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on May 17, 2018, 02:28:56 AM
something is tingling...

https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/d/91-suzuki-750/6588274718.html

So they have a thing for sitting on Spiderman's face. Could be worse.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 15, 2018, 12:51:26 PM
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/d/ford-excursion-xlt-4x4-1-owner/6595086852.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on June 15, 2018, 06:59:14 PM
https://youtu.be/NMwB5uIWOOI


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 19, 2018, 03:00:16 AM
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/d/ford-excursion-xlt-4x4-1-owner/6595086852.html

Omg I don't even know where to start.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GK on June 19, 2018, 04:43:37 AM
New paint job every year with at least 20 spray cans.

Sounds great.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: 1.21GW on June 27, 2018, 02:23:37 PM
TKC80s...why oh why???

https://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/d/ducati-monster-900s-cromo/6611112300.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on June 27, 2018, 02:33:51 PM
Of all the Monsters to convert to a dual sport, why a CROMO?!?!?!?!?!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on June 27, 2018, 02:54:54 PM
I would not consider that bike converted to a dual sport, merely a bike with the wrong tires and downgraded brakes.  Good news is the old parts come with the bike.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on June 28, 2018, 07:19:49 AM
It can only go up in value


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on June 28, 2018, 10:37:26 AM
I would not consider that bike converted to a dual sport, merely a bike with the wrong tires and downgraded brakes.  Good news is the old parts come with the bike.

I should have said an attempt. In addition to the brakes and tires, the switch to spoked wheels also seem to fit the intent of making it at least look like a dual sport.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on July 05, 2018, 08:28:08 AM
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1766/41407953810_5aef924834_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2665A37)

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/1978-kz-400-chopper/6618450052.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: NAKID on July 05, 2018, 11:27:58 AM
In addition to being completely ridiculous looking, it's gotta ride like complete shit. The only benefit is that the flex in that swingarm will likely act as a spring on that rigid rearend...


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on July 05, 2018, 04:55:54 PM
TKC80s...why oh why???

https://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/d/ducati-monster-900s-cromo/6611112300.html
Just silly fashion. Hope it isn't ridden over tram tracks.
I want to do this, but really, and not just for the look.
He should have saved the money on the wheels and spent it on suspension for the purpose. TKC70's would have been more appropriate and putting the tank safely on the shelf is the only humane thing to do, or choose another Monster. Someone please beat him down on price due to the violation of a classic and build a real Scrambler. The nong's already bought the wheels for you .  [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on July 06, 2018, 08:09:38 AM
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1766/41407953810_5aef924834_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2665A37)

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/1978-kz-400-chopper/6618450052.html

the proximity of the chain to the riders butt is concerning


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on July 16, 2018, 08:11:04 PM
It kind of reminds me of a ladder fire engine truck, it just just needs a second rider sat with a steering wheel... I smell a new OCC project [wasn't]
(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1766/41407953810_5aef924834_c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2665A37)

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/d/1978-kz-400-chopper/6618450052.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on July 18, 2018, 05:07:47 AM
It kind of reminds me of a ladder fire engine truck, it just just needs a second rider sat with a steering wheel... I smell a new OCC project [wasn't]

[laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 30, 2018, 11:21:35 AM
Hello....  kitty?

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcd/d/2015-motocorsa-ducati-hello/6652604450.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: krolik on July 30, 2018, 06:27:36 PM
I've seen it in person. it does make a statement. [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on July 30, 2018, 09:20:05 PM
I feel a little queasy :-X


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on September 10, 2018, 06:54:07 PM
Project. Ran when parked.   [clap]

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/ducati-project/6694675976.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 23, 2018, 12:45:56 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/JO7PTeBEZ1aSsFXqYbnTka-aHqRE0I37agSci8T05kVHMTkX_Qde-eS4fGU86KWYOm3hvn2ZP1qLIoCtWCOWsY8qr9mLoPij1CDQW0mb1uVQAjsfhd7VnxFlJR059-K_vFVxosUI=w2400)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on September 23, 2018, 12:59:43 PM
Oh my God.

The Earth is reclaiming it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 26, 2018, 05:51:40 PM
Another one...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/rQh6zNTpUsquwLzmeXhTXKw7D6dGcgCWtgXncN7-iMSobBVmGoa3DNWS4g6ehHHnP7V3pNZZrCr3pM6WkUEuUl5u0GxgXPe7FZAghAEUGW_HQQ4_9mTSg8gLCu0l5EzBtYHUCmyv=w2400)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on September 26, 2018, 06:03:41 PM
For make the beast with two backss sake $2000?!?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Randimus Maximus on September 26, 2018, 06:54:57 PM
For make the beast with two backss sake $2000?!?

Right?

Maybe worth $200 scrap value. 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on September 28, 2018, 02:50:01 PM
Not on Craigslist...  Something still seems a bit suspect about this...  :-\

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=untrackedWithinSite_false_0&newSearchFromOverviewPage=true&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d2025&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity2=&zip=80210&distance=100&searchChanged=true&modelChanged=false&filtersModified=true#listing=202345051

(https://static.cargurus.com/images/forsale/2018/05/08/12/32/1996_bentley_turbo_r-pic-1570359054981596329-1024x768.jpeg)
(https://static.cargurus.com/images/forsale/2018/05/08/12/32/1996_bentley_turbo_r-pic-8860620901848351077-1024x768.jpeg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on September 28, 2018, 03:07:08 PM
Looking for a schizophrenic garage-mate for the Shaguar?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on September 28, 2018, 03:10:59 PM
It does seem a little bi-polar... ;)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: kopfjäger on September 28, 2018, 03:43:40 PM
Looking for a schizophrenic garage-mate for the Shaguar?

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on September 28, 2018, 03:53:23 PM
It's the best of both worlds!

Seems quite cheap, is it broken?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Bick on September 28, 2018, 07:32:28 PM
It's the best of both worlds!

Seems quite cheap, is it broken?

Pretty sure at some point it was broken pretty bad.

That is about what they are going for.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on September 28, 2018, 08:46:11 PM
Much better looking with the original faux-radiator/grille on it.

That said, IMO not so handsome even then.

Is that 3 tons of car there?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on October 02, 2018, 02:58:25 AM
It's three tons of ugly.

;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on November 17, 2018, 08:45:09 AM
It's three tons of ugly.

;D
nuffin a blown V8 can't fix [coffee]
(http://i.imgur.com/4oX4HOO.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: koko64 on November 17, 2018, 04:04:07 PM
For a higher class of hooligan :D.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on November 17, 2018, 10:43:29 PM
Gotta be careful with the 'fast and very heavy' stuff, crashes last a very long time.  :P


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on November 22, 2018, 11:07:40 AM
nuffin a blown V8 can't fix [coffee]
(http://i.imgur.com/4oX4HOO.jpg)

That's just weird [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on December 23, 2018, 08:29:45 AM
https://huntsville.craigslist.org/cto/d/harvest-lamborghini-aventador-replica/6776394436.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on December 25, 2018, 10:51:57 PM
 ??? :-X ???
I never thought as Huntsville as a big LSD kinda place...Apparently this guy has a quite interesting stamp collection. [cheeky]
https://huntsville.craigslist.org/cto/d/harvest-lamborghini-aventador-replica/6776394436.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: eltristo on December 26, 2018, 05:24:09 AM
https://huntsville.craigslist.org/cto/d/harvest-lamborghini-aventador-replica/6776394436.html

Soooooo many questions  ???'

In other news, I've decided to put a dummy engine in the front of my beetle so people will think it's a 928.

Ok, that didn't make sense. But, it's been typed and there's no going back from that.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Speeddog on December 26, 2018, 07:38:04 AM
Soooooo many questions  ???'

In other news, I've decided to put a dummy engine in the front of my beetle so people will think it's a 928.

Ok, that didn't make sense. But, it's been typed and there's no going back from that.

I think he'll fool more folks than you will.
Not that that's really relevant, just throwin it out there.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: eltristo on December 27, 2018, 04:43:43 AM
I think he'll fool more folks than you will.
Not that that's really relevant, just throwin it out there.

It was at least as relevant as my post, and who the heck am I to comment on relevance?  [wasn't]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on January 02, 2019, 01:46:56 PM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/pet/d/cary-terror-needs-new-home/6785248144.html
I've had enough terror.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on January 30, 2019, 01:27:00 AM
Not a craigslist ad, but an honorable mention at the least.
https://jalopnik.com/this-rusty-rolls-royce-with-a-ramshackle-beetle-engine-1832065870 (https://jalopnik.com/this-rusty-rolls-royce-with-a-ramshackle-beetle-engine-1832065870)
 [bow_down] [drool] [drool] [bow_down]
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8_eD6_67--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/gluzciemv9nrhkylm3cg.png)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on March 16, 2019, 10:54:48 AM
Looks like a good rescue candidate, though I don't get too excited about these bikes. Check out the rear sprocket!!

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/eckert-1965-ducati-monza-250/6841723139.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on April 18, 2019, 07:10:51 PM
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/morrison-custom-ducati-superbike/6846624891.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GregP on June 22, 2020, 08:03:57 AM
Not sure if this guys on crack but he’s on something. 1995 916 Versace basket case. I’m thinking $750. No tank, fairings and it’s in pieces. Is this thing really that rare?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/d/tarzana-1995-ducati-916-verese/7143398995.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ducpainter on June 22, 2020, 12:58:49 PM
Not sure if this guys on crack but he’s on something. 1995 916 Versace basket case. I’m thinking $750. No tank, fairings and it’s in pieces. Is this thing really that rare?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/d/tarzana-1995-ducati-916-verese/7143398995.html
...and from what I can find online, it isn't a Varese.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Howie on June 22, 2020, 03:07:11 PM
The ad is down, but as I recollect the bikes built in Bologna had a B in the serial number and the ones built in Varese had a V.  Other than a handful of SP versions I dont think there is a notable difference, particularly with that basket case.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on June 22, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
But it's in excellent condition [roll]!!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GregP on June 22, 2020, 05:14:25 PM
But it's in excellent condition [roll]!!
[clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]

So they are Craig’s List Crack Addicts!! [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 23, 2020, 08:26:23 AM
That pile hurts to look at [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on June 23, 2020, 08:57:34 AM
I know that guy.  I would rather buy OEM new parts than give him the $ for any of his used bits.

He’s the only guy I ever kicked out of my shop.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 24, 2020, 04:25:55 PM
I know that guy.  I would rather buy OEM new parts than give him the $ for any of his used bits.

He’s the only guy I ever kicked out of my shop.

Sounds like a quality individual.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on June 24, 2020, 04:31:19 PM
Sounds like a quality individual.

I’d wager $20 that he has ALL the crap he took off the bike and will sell it back to you for an additional $10K...  [roll]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on June 25, 2020, 04:21:44 PM
Not even sure what to think of this one:
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/morrison-custom-built-carbon-fiber1098/7147917971.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Mhanis on June 25, 2020, 07:01:26 PM
I have missed this thread terribly. I am glad it has a bit of new life!!

Mark


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 26, 2020, 04:15:34 AM
Not even sure what to think of this one:
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/morrison-custom-built-carbon-fiber1098/7147917971.html

I don't like the red hoop around the seat and I'm not sure on the headlight choice.  The rest I can work with.

But not for $9500 [laugh]


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on February 18, 2021, 01:55:19 PM
Alright, this is sure to be deleted at some point but WOW!
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/raleigh-pretty-girls-full-used/7279052769.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GregP on February 19, 2021, 06:30:14 AM
Alright, this is sure to be deleted at some point but WOW!
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/raleigh-pretty-girls-full-used/7279052769.html

WTF? ??? ???


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on February 20, 2021, 11:43:40 AM
Alright, this is sure to be deleted at some point but WOW!
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/raleigh-pretty-girls-full-used/7279052769.html

I read the title like 6 times before I managed to get to the actual post.

"I will not use this for anything sexual"

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62384968/our-experts-have-determined-that-was-a-lie.jpg)


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GregP on May 02, 2021, 05:59:21 PM
This seems like a pretty good deal. I told the owner I would be by with a sack of cash and no questions asked!😂

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/d/encino-2022-ducati/7311218636.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Blackout on June 16, 2021, 01:47:10 PM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/d/middlesex-1974-ford-pinto/7337608179.html
and this vehicular fireball NEEDS WORK!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: yamifixer on June 22, 2021, 07:38:50 AM
https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/d/middlesex-1974-ford-pinto/7337608179.html
and this vehicular fireball NEEDS WORK!

I kinda want it.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on June 22, 2021, 04:38:05 PM
It’s got a kinda rare small-case C4 automatic trans in it…


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on June 22, 2021, 04:47:17 PM
It’s got a kinda rare small-case C4 automatic trans in it…

The only reason C4's exist is so that torque has something to break in half ;D


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 27, 2021, 05:44:11 PM
Very nicely done S4RS: https://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/d/santa-fe-ducati-s4r-2007/7344352916.html

Bit pricey, but one of the few Craigslist customs I've seen that wasn't gawdy, cheap annodized bling.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: d3vi@nt on July 27, 2021, 05:48:47 PM
...and then I saw this gem. Only in Denver:

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/denver-1989-yamaha-yz250/7355004799.html


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: GregP on July 28, 2021, 05:34:08 AM
...and then I saw this gem. Only in Denver:

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/denver-1989-yamaha-yz250/7355004799.html

The text is even better than the pics! Classic!


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on August 02, 2021, 02:19:34 AM
[laugh]

Pretty good


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Dirty Duc on August 14, 2021, 08:33:18 PM
https://offerup.co/jvQZZCGuJib


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Monsterlover on August 15, 2021, 05:12:48 AM
https://offerup.co/jvQZZCGuJib

That seller is high for sure


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on September 16, 2021, 08:02:14 AM
One word:  WHY?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: stopintime on September 16, 2021, 10:37:25 AM
One word:  WHY?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy)



The builder is Swedish. The Swedes are forever lost and stupid. That's why.

That being said; some of this bike is quite ok to look at. 1/2 8)



Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: ungeheuer on September 16, 2021, 11:37:39 AM
The builder is Swedish. The Swedes are forever lost and stupid. That's why.

That being said; some of this bike is quite ok to look at. 1/2 8)


Available right nearby then Lars....  C'mon... you know you want to  :D.

Also.... you do know.... of course you do.... that the Swedes tell.......  "Norwegian" jokes....




Just sayin'.... 


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: booger on September 16, 2021, 01:06:04 PM
The Swedes are forever lost and stupid

Uh oh shots fired


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: greenmonster on September 17, 2021, 05:06:27 AM
Some other Swedish tinkering:

https://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/Custom/hulster_8_valve.htm

https://www.blocket.se/annons/goteborg/ducati_900/97098676

But that chopper leaves me cold.


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-Stew on September 17, 2021, 12:29:02 PM
One word:  WHY?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy)



He was inspired by my work perhaps?


Title: Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
Post by: Duck-EZ on September 22, 2021, 08:38:56 AM
 :o His excitement does come thru in the description.  :o
One word:  WHY?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174940314126?hash=item28bb415a0e:g:eTEAAOSwutphQZZy)




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