Ducati Monster Forum

At 60, maybe I'm just too old, but I'm fascinated, amazed and a little disturbed at how conservative "Motorcyclists" have become!
Must be a whole different world out there? Thank God it hasn't infiltrated MY life yet!  [bang]

I'm pretty sure few of us here would be considered 'conservative'.  However, the folks who keep the water in this pool would like us to conduct ourselves with a degree of decorum.  The vast majority respect that.  Those that don't can, I'm sure, find other places more to their tastes.


Edit   I'm not old yet, I'm only 52


One more edit, for Warren:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/4458774320_f55956e3fa_o.jpg)

 ;D

I'm going to be 61 soon and I certainly don't consider myself "conservative " as far as my riding goes if that is what you were referring to?

The past 2 years I've been working on my Road Racing skills on my !098-R .

If you are meaning something more cerebral ...then never mind.

Dolph    :)

I take it this is a comment on this particular forum and its "G" rating.    It's just an internet forum.   There are lots of forums that are full of internet bullies, porn, etc.       We chose to make this one different, but that doesn't mean we are of any certain attitude in our personal lives...it means this forum model is done on purpose and that's about it.

This issue has come up again a lot recently.

We even have links to other places less 'conservative' you might find more comforting to you.

ride with an admin and have a drink after.   I think you'll find we're a bit backwards from the usual internet personas...we're assholes in person and overly polite online.

 [beer]

I'm 46. I rode a wheelie and punched out 6 nuns today...... all while hopped up on the goofballs and tequila.

My hero!  [drink]

At the risk of coming off like a Troll…You see, THIS is the problem I have! I'm sure there are many morons who would find this picture, or more accurately, it's text offensive. It is certainly not "G Rated" as another member stated is a necessity here!
Yet my GIF of a girls face is????
More than that, it's a combination of my inability to follow rules (Especially foolish ones!) and my disdain for hypocrisy that prompts me to open my mouth. Another thing fat, lazy Americans don’t seem to do much of anymore!

is yours the one of the girls face moving towards and away from the camera?

if so i don't see how you can not undertstand that might be offensive. the first thing i thought of is she's getting railed from behind. esp with the expression she had on her face.


if that's not the gif then nevermind.

I've found that if opening my mouth gets me in trouble...

if I keep it shut it helps.

how does on get the vodka in then?

IV drip

keeps the flies out too  [thumbsup]

CCEMN1,

well, in that case all I can say is sorry you don't like how this privately owned place is run.    Most of us will ride hard with you, drink hard with you, lend a hand for almost anything that is ever needed, and generally be a pretty cohesive group.   It's certainly not for everyone, but we're pretty happy with how the moto-content versus bullshit-content ratio plays out.

Hope you'll take it with the importance it deserves (absolutely none...and a lot...depending on the people you've met here), and hang out regardless.

how can one not love a place where boobies is a required option in every poll created?

Rape, murder, arson and rape......

Part of Charles Manson's well balanced breakfast?

Was he into arson too?   

I think the new avatar policy was put in place so the site could remain work safe, I don't think anyone was really offended.

Its the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

...hopefully not with the violated burned corpse cuz then its just wierd

and what would you know of weird?

As long as its not charred and sloppy seconds.....That Sucks!

I've never been one to avoid trouble. In most cases, I'm the first one to jump in with both feet!

What was that song, "if it wasnt for necrophillia I would never get laid......"

Yeah, I get it now, a girl's face is offensive. Yeah, that's the ticket!

I see you've met the DMF 12 yr old contingent....

and I'm not referring to Scotch.

CCEMN1,

try this... step back a few feet from your monitor

what do you see?

avatars and graphics

and you most likely can't read this text....

I think you just don't understand the "foolish" guidelines the admin created for this place.  And, if you really believe your .gif was just a girls face, than maybe you haven't ever seen what it was depicting  ;D

It is simple - if I am at work or at home, I don't want to explain "what was that pic of?" to either a coworker, or my 3 year old daughter.


mitt

It couldn't be more obvious that it's not me who isn't getting any!
And, Charlie don't surf, but he DOES ride a Monster!
(http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad309/Buckboard/mmm.jpg)

seriously,

you're free to disagree with our avatar policy, but why do you find it necessary to take jabs at the people that run this place?

Let me put it in a different way.

If you don't like it here you are free to leave.

Think of this "community" as a small town. Over the years I have lived in this small town (11+ now) we have had weddings, divorces, deaths, births, promotions, firings, triumph, defeat, and everything in between, including a few problems. These problems led to town meetings (really long threads), good people moving out, and good and bad people being evicted. Finally our Town council took note of all the problems, coupled with peoples opinions and made a few rules to make the place run smoother for the majority. The community suffered though a land grab (VS) and actually packed up and moved. The Council took their time and money to provide a new Town for our community to move to. This Town has many of the same rules along with a few new ones to protect us from being taken over again.

In other words we have lots and lots of history and the Council has lots of experience dealing with our community. 

Now you show up and three whole months into it you are b!tching about being asked to put up a new picture in your yard. Seriously?

If you want to be a 1%'r you logged on to the wrong forum. Get along or move along. You are entirely free to choose.

Nate, Why is it I'm the only one being persecuted and accused here? What about, " if you really believe your .gif was just a girls face, than maybe you haven't ever seen what it was depicting" ?? Is it that I have to sit and be quiet while others are allowed to take jabs at me?
I think I'll take your advice! I'm already on several other Duc forums and I really don't see much future in communicating in a place where people are this uptight. There is rarely any information of value to be found amongst such types. Especially when there is also no sense of humor! Kind of like wanting to vacation in Fallujah!

(http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/grandpa_simpson_yelling_at_cloud.jpg)

Did you even notice my smiley?  And you said we don't have a sense of humor - pot this is kettle.


mitt

Here's a grand idea for the non-trouble-avoider: Instead of starting a thread whining that you are being oppressed, how about you act however you want to and then man up and accept the consequences. There are consequences to your actions. You knew that right? You don't have to like it. You don't have to give a make the beast with two backs. No one is asking you to. Just be who you are. If that means that you don't get to log in to some website where the people are all just uptight sticks in the mud, well, what would that matter to a rugged individualist non-trouble-avoider such as yourself.

Go ahead, jump in with both feet.

sac

he he.... you said sac   [laugh]

NO LAUGHING!! We are all humorless turds here!  >:(

sac

you're not the boss of me

OK, my interest is piqued -  what were the Ducati Monster internet forums like back in the 80s?  What kind of sweet avatar policy did they have in like, yore?

Hey man, how'd you get my photo ?

Dolph   :)

For make the beast with two backs sakes...  My brother and I used to get into whine-off like this and it would go on and on and on.  And I was ten back then.  TEN YEARS OLD!!!

+1. Yup, this here is the point.  

CCEMN1, I personally never had any issue with your moving girl avatar..... but.... allow me to tell you a story.... One day I found myself viewing this site whilst visiting a McDonald's...um..... "restaurant".... and there was a post from you....no big deal, i didnt give it a second thought.... BUT... the young mother who walked past me (and had obviously glanced at my monitor) concluded that I was a dirty old porn-watching pervert.... coz she didnt see the words, the real content.  She only saw a 1" woman getting shafted from behind.  This my firend is why we need to keep ourselves "nice".  Nothin' to do with personal conservatism.  I miss kopfjaeger's fine collection of avatars but he's moved on, maybe you could do so too, huh?

I don't think it is an age issue...I am 59 and I think it is simply how you metabolize what you see....which of course is a result of (first-off) what you CHOOSE to see.

What IS a sign of atrophied thinking commonly associated with those of advanced years,,, is the use of blanket generalizations and opinions that are grounded in perceptions rather than facts..... and a resultant tendency to take the world's changes as personal affronts if they are not in line with your personal beliefs

If I were to get a PM from a Flounder here telling me to trim it back a notch or 5... I would weigh the nature and validity of the request, determine if the request is within my personal sense of balance regarding the value I get from being here and I would act accordingly

Everyone has their own terms and conditions including Hosts who grant entry into their venues....it is their right

There's a good chance I could get away with a warning if I pissed on the peanut shelled floor in a seedy bar downtown (yes I have)...

and there is an assurance I will be roughly escorted out if I try to do the same in the deep pile at the Rainbow Grill in Rock Center (no not for pissing,, but I have been thrown out of there)

Now if the Flounders insisted that I put on Nike sneakers and wear a purple shroud and pledge my undying obeisance to ZUL at the end of each posting...I might elect to move on

Have social behavioral norms changed??? .....meh..... somewhat...we are pretty fancy about ourselves in America these days....however on the other side of the planet folks still express their beliefs with machete's....this place falls comfortably in-between for me

Humanity is a big tent and there is plenty of room for folks to gather of like-minds....I don't complain much anymore...I just move-on if I think things are stale or brittle

No...

you don't.

but if you continue to make such a big deal over such a small matter this will escalate to one of those situations where

people will leave and others will be evicted as hbliam pointed out.

I think it sucks that our society, along with corporate america, has the pole shoved so far up their collective ass.

I couldn't work there, and don't.

But many of the people here do, so we as adults accept what that brings.

Remember...we're adults now, and the fist shaking really is pretty unattractive from us blue hairs.

I resent that outrageously slanderous remark - although I haven't been to Dandenong recently.

Once again man, the door is over there. Don't let it hit you on the ass on the way out.  [beer]

Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize you can say, "Go Fuct Yourself" and as long as you use a smily emoticon, everything's OK?! (Beast with 2 backs, LMFAO!) You guys are way to constipated with your rules and bullshit!!!


Rat is dead on! It's just a shame he and those like him are the minority here!
You guys win (I'm sure that makes you feel larger than you actually are!). I'm moving on. This site actually embarrasses me to be a motorcyclist. Far too many pussy whipped, politically correct, ass kissing Lemmings!
Motorcyclists USED to be a rare breed of rugged individualists; obviously that's certainly not the case anymore, so I’ll leave you to… each other!
Have fun in your cubicles guys!

buh bye

edit...

should I delete your account, or would you like it to remain active so you can come back and complain occasionally?

So what you are trying to tell us is that all motorcyclists need to be hairy-chested, bigoted, closed-minded "individualists". Are you not being closed-minded when you say that motorcyclists should only be a specific way? What if I want to share my hobby with someone I love, who happens to be a little more straight laced than I? I'll steer 'em here, because other than Carlos' incessant poop-talk  [cheeky] , I can count on these guys and gals to maintain a sense of decorum. There are other forums for you to go visit, and post whateverthehell your little heart desires, including your trolling. Start at TOB... they could use a good smack in the ass.

Hoping I don't have to stop waxing my chest....     [popcorn]

We'll need pics to help you make that decision.


Come-on!  Did you really expect no one to ask!   [cheeky]

Wow

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l163/nokx21/train-wreck.jpg)

mitt

(http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/python_grail_being_repressed_small.jpg)

^   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

 [clap]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

I hate being quoted out of context

The Grandpa Simpson and Monty Python bits are hilarious!

You would think that by 60 a guy would have developed a bit of decorum and sense of place.  Or at least not get all butt hurt because he can't represent himself with a soft porn avatar.  I don't think you're too old.  You're not acting old enough.

Being an individualist doesn't mean that I have to disregard and disrespect those who disagree with me.  Nor does it require me to get in their face with porn.

It seems to be a philosophy that states that everyone who's not an individualist sucks, especially if you not an individualist exactly like me.  (cue a "Life of Brian" bit here)

It's a philosophy I was exposed to far too much in the '70s by reading way too many Easyriders magazines.

It's also a philosophy that, taken to it's logical conclusion, would dictate that if one were truely an individualistic biker/motorcyclist one would never be caught dead on the "interwebs".  One would be too busy living the righteous freewheeling lifestyle of the open road, wind in the hair, bugs in the teeth that only a true non conformist biker can understand.

Me?  I like this place just fine.  I tip my hat to the flounders/administrators!   [beer]

Hey I don't hold it against the guy.

He's 60 and in Florida. Hanging out in god's waiting room must be stressful.

Maybe he doesn't have a lawn to yell at the kids to get off of, so he came on here.

Given that 90% of the rest of his life is probably driving to the old country buffet with his blinker on, and shooing alligators out of his birdbath, I figure we can give him a little tolerance.

I hope he finds his place on the internet, so he can have a little peace before a hurricane blows his rathole apartment over, because let's face it-Florida sucks.

So, I pretty much like everyone that is jumping on this guy's shit.  [thumbsup] We are probably risking beating a dead horse here though. You guys wanna go get a beer or something?   [beer]

sac



/because, I would just be wonderfully fitting if we turned this thread into a yuppified beer snob thread  ;)

 [laugh]

Ah, dude, that's harsh.

Funny as hell, but harsh.   [laugh]

If it is still recognizable as a horse, it has not been beaten enough!

Oh. Sorry.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_35kDzNt-gTQ/RpmeXjcag9I/AAAAAAAAACE/Bpo04QrGBvc/s320/dead+horse.gif)


 ;D

Riding is a pursuit, a hobby, a passion and a few other things....

but it comes up short as a personality deficit back-filler...

it is what I do ....it is not who I am

most people look at me and think I drive a Geo Metro...that's fine...

what people think of me is none of my business anyway

Dude, your Metro rocks! Don't take any shit from people.

(http://www.juddweb.com/jhb/artwork/digital/4x4metro.jpg)

 [bow_down] [bow_down]    [laugh]

That is more like it!

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/surlyme.jpg?t=1269451311)

helmet wear'n pussies

Is that the whiny old dude? Cause he looks like 60  :-*


You coming to dimby west Joel?

I dunno yet. Michelle and I are still working out the details surrounding fly'n into Nates.

How about helmet wear'n pussy wear'n pussy wear'n helmet?

http://www.catviews.com/cat/25-harley-the-happy-cat/ (http://www.catviews.com/cat/25-harley-the-happy-cat/)

(http://www.catviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cycle-cat.jpg)

That guy probably watches figure skating.  Men's figure skating.

You know, I think CCEMN1 is just upset because the moderators would let him us a pic of his grandaughter as an avatar.

(http://bombmatt.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg)

Okay, okay, I can't help myself.  I see a dead horse, and I have a stick in my hand, I'm powerless.

So CCMEN1 couldnt tolerate the repression any longer and has felt the need to leave us.  Thats how life is, you dont like the rules? Sod off then matey.

However, I would like to point out an outrageous double standard at work here.  Though CCMEN1 has been called to account.... there is still one other posting around here using an animated naked woman being *ucked avatar.  And to make this injustice even worse..... the perverted offender is......   :o :o ..... a Flounder.  Yup.

Now I'm not gonna name names - you know who you are.  I'll just say this; too much alcohol and small apes make for a lot of broken crockery at the chimp's tea party.

Burn him!

Let me see if I still have the pitch fork I bought for the last witch hunt

OK Lynch Mob..... prepare to be...... OUTRAGED  >:( !!

This is the perverted filth to which I refer...
(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj19/DrunkenMonkey_bucket/psychoduckdl3.gif)
.... the animated avatar of a naked woman being Ducked belongs to none other than......












........Drunken Monkey himself !!!!!

Shame on you Sir.

 [laugh]

I think that avatar is fanduckintastik ;D

Of course if you know anything about the movie "Psycho" you know that's a mother ducker.

 [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

Sublime - Date Rape

You people crack me up  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/Solnbr3bfXI/AAAAAAAAGMA/7h44EP26YuM/s400/political-pictures-kim-jong-il-smile-laugh.jpg)

http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?r=5 (http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?r=5)

**NSFW** edit by mitt

 [roll]

Feel better now?

I personally find this offensive!  The phallic shaped beak shadow sliding across the woman's lips and tongue all while she's screaming.  The screams are her only response from the surprise of this vulgar act. 

 ;D

Wow and I thought I got but hurt too easily.  Wish I would have seen this thread earlier because my boss asked my about this guys avatar when I was showing him something on here (he rides).


Sac Duc,  I'll take you up on that beer.  I probably owe you a few anyways ;D

way to tell the entire story behind that avatar.

no mention that it was an animated gif, what the motion was, and what the facial expression was.

if you want to get bent out of shape and pregnant dog at least let people know the whole story.



and i thought you were done with this forum. or do you just want to come back to see how much of a stir you caused and see that people are still getting on your shit about it


and for the record, i work in coporate america. the wrong person seeing that avatar could have gotten me in trouble as all they would have seen is the facial expression of a girl getting plowed from behind. you're old enough to be able to grasp the concept of innappropriate visuals.

stop being a douchebag and just go make the beast with two backsing ride already.

He can't until his new hip replacement comes in.

WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE AN INDIVIDUALIST JUST LIKE ME!!!

sac


/have I mentioned that I'm also tougher and generally better than other people as well
// I'm a blast at parties

Ooooooooooooooo, you blogged against us. What a badass you are!

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35957.210 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35957.210)


sac

Hey.

Tough guy.

If you spent enough time here you'd know that's a language filter that you can turn off if obscenities don't offend you.

(That's your cue to whine about how oppressive it is to have the language filter set to "on" as a default and how much of a bunch of pussies we are.   [roll]  )

I personally love how he tells everyone how rugged and manly he is and then proceeds to cry over having to take down his avatar. Seriously???

Not sure what passes for rugged in his part of the country but I assure you he wouldn't pass for it here.  He wouldn't know rugged if the aforementioned dead horse beat him with it.



 [roll]

The only things I learned from this.
1.You are a dork
2.You may be related to Andy Capp, tell him I like his Hot Fries and his memorable appearance on Family Guy

CCEMN1, do you wear the non-conformist uniform, or just act the part?

BTW, I'm one of those who appreciates that this forum strives to be safe for work.

WHEW.

Good thing my avatar doesn't offend anyone. Because talk about a shitstorm if I had to get rid of it....

(After all, it's just a piece of bubblegum with lint.)

 ;D

DUDE! Hot Fries! Those were awesome!

sac

So has anyone forwarded these threads to the editor of the mag his blog is attached to? I'm sure they would love to see what a douche good old chris capps is.

Holy shit. I just realized something. The dude was right, he IS too old. All of this whining is equivalent to some codger on a porch somewhere telling those punk kids how he had it so hard. 10 mile walk to school bare foot in the snow up hill both ways, etc. You see, in his old mind he has to remember the past as actually being exciting. Of course there are people his age that don't have to exaggerate this way. Those people actually lived life, took risks, faced hardships and have good stories to tell. I think this dude is some spoiled middle class kid whose papa bought him his first bike and after so many years he has deluded himself into thinking that he is big bad biker man. He makes the same mistake that a lot faux badasses make, he mistakes being a prick for being self confident, that particular self confidence that comes only through experience.

If you want to talk about badass bikers the Hell's Angels come to the top of everyone's mind. I've only even met two of them, and got to sit and drink with the one guy in an airport bar for several hours. But they were super nice guys. Truly gentlemen to the people around them. No reason not to be. They seemed to know instinctively that just spouting off and being a cock (a la our friend here) would be in violation on the most basic tough guy rule:

If you have to tell people you're a badass, you're probably not.


sac


/the bar fight that almost happened at the airport is a whole different thread

+1-it's one of the few places I know I can go.

That and as far as the "I should be working" arguments-I do have breaks during the day.

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

And now I'm not surprised this guy is so upset. He wanted to post his vanilla semen rap but got shut down before he had the chance. And love the earrings, total rebel individualistic non-lemming. It's easy to be an "individual" when your about 15 years behind. [clap]

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CCEMN1#p/u/35/nHS0yABF66M (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CCEMN1#p/u/35/nHS0yABF66M)

I just watched some of those videos

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Why would you want your name associated with such a thing?

Maybe he is a tough guy, who else would wear a pink shirt on TV?

+1

I'm good friends with several patch-holders with various clubs. They're great guys. It's only if you have the poor judgment to be a complete and utter douchebag, that the claws come out.

You....

off my make the beast with two backsing lawn...

I'm not kidding...

where's the shotgun?


 ;D

If they are in a motorcycle "club" maybe but if they are in a motorcycle gang otherwise known as an OMG or outlaw motorcycle gang then I don't care how nice you think they are, in the end they are just criminals. Murdering, drug dealing, raping criminal scum.

Please, lets not threadjack this into a OMG's are good guys thread.

The HA having a beer with Sacdauc may have been a pleasant dude but if he is a true patched HA he is no better then any other gangmember.

So.....what you're saying there is that if you happen to be a member of an OMG, you're automatically guilty by association.  ;) Sort of a dangerous line of thought.....

However, I never said that all OMG types are good guys, because that's certainly not the case.

opinions

lemmings

individualists

cops

gangs

porn

hate

(http://www.davidmixson.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bucket_list_words_comp_258x294.jpg)

 [bang]

You used to chuckle about stuff like this...

You old guys are boring.

How can i get my license plate light back on?

Be a rebel, non-conformist and stick it to the man by leaving it off.

Don't tell me you sold out to the system and actually HAVE a license plate that needs to be lit!  Man, I remember when riding a bike meant something cool!  What's next?  Aging baby boomers with dangly ear rings and pink tank tops?

I also used to drink heavily and be a bleeding heart liberal hippy

besides

this  [bang]

helps keep the voices quiet

 [laugh] [clap]

conformist.

 ;D

didn't you get all healthy and active?

quitter

 [drink]

Kinda.

Need to preserve this body to look good years down the road when I make horrible rap videos and post them on whatever the coolest thing like youtube.com is.

nws

When Christians Misbehave - Christian Nazi Attacks! Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYpS2fkwWsU#normal)


 [laugh]

that man is upset at something

I can't quite put my finger on it

Agreed.

First dude is clearly a non-conformist, however.  You can tell by his hairdo.

he did however conform to the rule of conditioner as a haircare supplement

You have to have license plate lights?

Uh oh.

Yes, absolutely. There isn't a bronze or silver membership level in OMG's. You commit crimes to get in and commit crimes to stay in. No OMG members are "good" guys.

Guilt by association?  I would say no.  I would say guilt by definition.  The "O" in "OMG" does stand for outlaw, outlaws break the law, and breaking the law makes one guilty (presumption of innocence in the courts does not change that fact).  It's what the words mean.

Now, it's one thing to argue that OMG members are cool, but it makes no sense to argue that they aren't outlaws.

So...

are you too...

a quitter?

negative

I'm a judger

quit judging me, please.

I love being a non-conformist, I structure my commute to work (in my cubicle BTW which is individualised with my favorite Garfield cartoons) ,so as to stop at intersections that have plate glass windows on them so I can check out how badass I look.



/I also had an earring a few year ago.

http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?r=5 (http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?r=5)

"guerilla moto magazine" snigger

Sonny is pimp'n tough guy jeans...... made in Japan.

and the DMF represents all that is wrong with the wussification of bikers?





BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA    [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

People still blog?

It was cutting edge like, ten years ago.


Probably like being a "biker" was 40 years ago.



Way to be almost relevant.

 [laugh]   [laugh]   [laugh]  You rebel


mitt

Okay, I couldn't help myself.

I PM'd Chis Capp.  I had some questions based on things I read at his blog.  He replied twice.  The second reply was a post script.

I post it verbatim here under his direction:

"PS. I forwarded the comment about Sonny Barger hawking Japanese blue jeans to Sonny, who I have interviewed and consider a friend. It was probably a mistake, because those guys take disrespecting them to a whole ‘nother level, but you may want to warn the poor stupid bastard!"

So, bobspapa, you've been ratted out to the Hells Angels.  Make of it what you will.  Maybe you can help your case if you buy a few pairs of "Self Edge" jeans; I don't know.

(What does Self Edge mean?)

so.... if I end up dead...... somebody make sure the monster finds a good home.

sorry... I'm a Levi guy.

Yeah, me too.  Strickly 501s.

Button-flys are non-conformist, right?

 ;D

I like the 550s... which has more to do with my large ass than it does to conforming to any type of social norm.

don't worry, just say I put you up to it.
I'll then point the finger at someone in Oregon who will blame someone in New Hampshire etc etc etc.
Kinda like a wild goose chase/ scavenger hunt to find the right person for some sellout to give a stern talking to the dastardly Ducati snob talking trash.

I know I'm scared.

Walmart $8 made in China specials.    Because no matter what I buy, they are going to start smelling like machine tool coolant the first time I wear them to work, and that will stick with them until I throw them away.     My old lady bought me a pair of 501s that we took back because they were $46.

What about cut off jean shorts (of any make/price range)?

pssh

they alreaqdy been here

I gave them joel's address

cool... I have cold beer and tequila in thr fridge

Some team player you are.

Guy is delusional.... perusing his posts above, he whines about how motorcyclists are "pussy whipped" (this thread/avitar incident), and then on the next page whines about how eating at a vendor cart/stand at Daytona is not safe...  [laugh] [laugh]

make the beast with two backsin' monkeys  ;D

that is all...

don't let them in

one ate all the chips and the other one clogged up the shitter

I can't wait to go to Joel's house.

 [laugh]

After reading most of his stuff, it appears he just really enjoys whining. I wonder what in his life has made old dude so ate up.  ???

What's interesting in his writing is how he likes to glorify himself as an enlightened soul spouting the "One Human Family" doctrine that we are ALL equal and good, but then he bashes everyone he disagrees with as being "morons".  Then he talks about how people are a cancer on the planet.

Then there's his claim that he hates being an American because Americans are stupid morons, and he wants to leave the country altogether.

Warning: If you check out his blog, do not, I repeat DO NOT, EVER, click on the photo of that chick from Abu Ghraib at the bottom of his post with the title "Go make the beast with two backs yourself, or anyone else".  Remember, DO NOT CLICK ON THAT PHOTO (nsfw).

You have been warned.  That is all.

(don't do it)

I call it the tyranny of the sensitive souls

they will have you twisting yourself into a pretzel to avoid offending their oh so sensitive natures

and if you do offend their sensitive natures they will puke on you, revile you, stomp on you etc etc

why?....because they are sensitive souls of course!

Yes, my wife says of them, "They love humanity, they just hate people."

"One Human Family" thing is creepy. Makes it sound like a cult... Brother Nor-Dog, Brother RAT900, would you care to step to the pulpit?

Oh wow. Chris Capp is such a tough guy individualist that he has to try to threaten Joel via a real tough guy? Yeah, Chris. You may consider Sonny a friend after meeting him that one time but I doubt he feels the same. "Chris who?" "Oh the guy in the pink boyfriend beater?"

more to be pitied than censured

just another of God's creatures lost in life's wardrobe room looking for his identity

fractured and fragmented desperate for power rather than relevance

at once, both magnanimous and vindictively petty...incoherent conflicted world view

seeks strength in numbers, marching in line in the uniform that will never really "fix" him

getting older now and more embittered because his uniform and his formula became anachronistic

his iconography of power is dismissed out of hand (removal of head-job avatar)

self-definition only works if it is accomplished in conjunction with self-discovery

toss a prayer his way that he doesn't wake up some morning and see himself for what he really is...or isn't

it is too late for him

G'Day Grown-ups.  One guy's juvenile and disproportional response to a reasonable request is a reminder that rational human stability is a little fragile amongst some of our fellow beings - it would be laughable if it wasnt just a little disturbing.

And those here who have laughed, mocked and pilloried - I understand, I smirk too, but isnt it enough already?  We're in danger of becoming no better than the OP (whom I do not defend for a moment). So how about we show some self-respect, shake our collective heads and just let the guy go to be bitter and twisted without stooping down to his lowly level?

I'm sure bumping this up to the top of the page after no one posting for 24 hours will certainly help let this thread die a quiet death.  [roll]

sac


/ but, you know, damn those people other people who just can't help voicing their opinions. Those people should exercise a little more self control.

its like he's mocking himself...wait

Whiner... heal thy self.

I have an opinion.  I voiced it.  You have an opinion and have voiced it also.  You may of course continue to voice it as frequently and often as you wish  :).  My point is simply this:  The OP is a 60 year old adult.  If, after having experienced the reactions of others around him for the last six decades, he has not yet realised for himself that he is seen as a dick-head I doubt that he's gonna take your or my word for it either.  However often its repeated.  But do carry on if you wish  [thumbsup]

Yeah, fair enough.  Only I have two quibbles.  One, this thread has ceased to include that rugged individualist guy, so any discussion here does not include him, let alone directed at him.  Two, while he is 60 years old, he's not an adult.

...but that has always been a goal.

I'm confused.

There's a goal?    ;D

OK...

a target. :P

Naked?

I always strive to get naked targets.

That makes no sense...

even from a rocket scientist.

As in Chris-the roman candle magnet.

Oh...

NAKID....

I can see spelling counts for little in rocket science. [evil]

PEU... [thumbsup]

Sadly, there are more people out in our 2 wheeled Universe like our maligned poster.

Help them, do not drive them away .

Isn't it better to help than to ostracize.

What are we here for ...to do good or bad ?

Dolph

Well, I'm mostly here to tell douchebags to piss off. I get scolded a lot for it but if it helps keep them out of a corner of the planet I like to visit then yippie for me. It ain't my job to teach these people how to act. And I couldn't care less whether some one else considers this for good or for bad.

sac




/if I'm being a douchebag I expect to be told to piss off
//there's even an outside chance I'll listen

Have you been this way most of your life ?

In a no holds barred Forum , I'd probably tell a douchebag to go make the beast with two backs themselves.

Dolph

how make the beast with two backsing dead is this horse, anyway?

wondering that myself.  12 pages of what again?  [evil]

Dark Matter !

Dolph

Dark Energy!  8)

Bloated and stinky!

The horse, not the OP.



(Couldn't help meself)  ;D

STUPID ALERT!

Okay, I don't know what "OP" means.

So, what does "OP" mean?

Original Poster  ;D

LOL!

(That means Laughing Out Loud, NorDog).

 ;D

 [laugh]

Am I too young cause I think a "Got milk" ad is hot? oh... does it violate our Avatar rule? I have had this for a couple years without a complaint.... anyone?   I figured we couldn't let this thread die yet. OP or no OP.  [coffee]

I think your avatar simply promotes strong bones and a healthy body just like any of the "Got Milk?" ads.

sac




/strong bones indeed!

sacs got a boner

She's very pretty, but I think she needs a bib.

Indeed.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nA8t7ZFEOBI/Sb-qjKCVubI/AAAAAAAAAWM/WYUlIYy-NEo/s400/boner.JPG)

Dude, Boner just died a few weeks ago....

it's ok

they have pills for that

and

if that doesn't work there is this procedure where they take a balloon...

As if you didn't already see this...

http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/news/a207572/andrew-koenig-mourned-at-private-ceremony.html (http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/news/a207572/andrew-koenig-mourned-at-private-ceremony.html)

Man I move to Oregon and it takes about a week to get DSL service and I missed all this while I was gone?


Well since it's a dead horse now anyway, I'll just get the last post.....

ha ha

BTW this guy is a member on the .ms board and his avatar is just a desmo picture

(http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Crap-Wont_Die.jpg)

perhaps...

this is the instance where the horse should be...

beaten beyond the recognition level...

of...

________ [evil]

BUUMMMMMPPPPP [evil]
 [popcorn]

Clingon Bastard!

:-)

(http://bombmatt.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg)

Here's what our truly individualist motorcyclist leader looks like...

Happy Easter.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAcqgW9f4k#)

Look, what's the use of having a dead horse if you can't beat it?

He really looks like a 60yo man from florida

Someone rescue that poor dog.  :(


sac

You guys are way beyond pathetic! two weeks later and FOURTEEN pages on a post I started?!?
I rest my case!

Rest your case? You're not Matlock, no matter how much you watch him, grandpa.

In case you haven't noticed, you're talking about how things are so different from when you were young. It's a sign you haven't been current in about three decades.


oh and, you can't rap for shit.  :-*

Didja miss us? 

And yet your vanity won't let you look away.  I thought rugged individualists weren't vain. Shows what I know. At least we are just making random snarky comments now and again and not actually spending time blogging about it as though this was 1997 and anyone gives a shit about anything you whine about.

And just in case this is the one day this month you let reality seep into your otherwise delusion filled little world, we've ended up with 14 pages in thread because 1) we're bored and you're an easy target and 2) you are loser of such epic proportions that watching you act the tough guy is just make the beast with two backsing hilarious. Christ, I've been on this board for quite a few years now and I've seen 14 pages written about everything from racing to poop. So don't think yourself too special sweetheart

But keep grasping at relevance old man. You'll be dead soon. And quickly forgotten. All that may linger will be the pregnant dogy blogs. The unfortunate soul who accidentally stumbles across your drivel after your demise will be left to wonder who the crabby queen in the pink shirt is. And they will not care.

Sorry you are old and bitter.

sac



/I'll lay ya' 10 to 1 he doesn't actually rest his case

Hey Sac lay off buddy, it his turn on the computer at the retirement home.  ;D

If we're pathetic for talking about you, what does that say about you?

I've been following your blog.  When do we get the next installment about how you hate Americans, how chicks dig you, and about how cool you were in the '60s?

Are your bunny ears machine washable?  Or do you have to send them out for dry cleaning?

Derby.

 :P

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] I love this place... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
 

[popcorn]

 [bow_down]

I had a feeling... [roll]

http://www.youtube.com/user/CCEMN1#p/u/15/GjPxlvniXPA (http://www.youtube.com/user/CCEMN1#p/u/15/GjPxlvniXPA)


 :-\

http://www.youtube.com/user/CCEMN1#p/u/39/nF7R-xj8qlo (http://www.youtube.com/user/CCEMN1#p/u/39/nF7R-xj8qlo)

he likes his penis


lots

Well, at least someone does.



I wonder if he's ever spoken to a woman without having to give his credit card number first?

 [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]

His property should be searched for every missing woman and child.

missing goats and sheep as well

He had sex with Tiger Woods?
Boy those old timers really do take their golf game seriously.

dammit

 >:(

I had a great little rant all lined up

dead horse video from GnR and everything

but Oh no

you just couldn't stay gone and let it die

asshole...wait dammit that's name calling

nevermind old dewd

hey sac

the asshole was for you only cuz I think you can handle it better

now I have to go get irritated by something else...where's jud at?

he better be getting off my lawn.

 :o [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

wait...me thinks I misinterpreted that

he's probably at the dog park, scaring all the other people and doggies with his big, bad, Dobie.

SO last night I had a burger from Burger King

I shit like 7 times

not like the big one and some aftershocks

but some serious material scraped off the walls of my esophagus to my anus type shits

One I'm fairly sure returned to the shape of my large intestine

another one was so big that I think it actually shit me

was the burger the catalyst for this?

It was indeed

How did your age play a role in this episode?

And I only ask as you are starting to get older.

Is your fiber intake adequate to keep the pipes clean?

I'm sure someone on this board is older and has experienced something similar in his/her lifetime.

I wonder who would fit that demographic?

I don't think Jack Palance is on the board.

I thought his forte was one-handed pushups?

I thought it was shitting bigger than Billy Crystal. :-\

Did they have a "crap-off" in City Slickers?

No, there was a conversation between the two at a subsequent academy awards presentation.

Quite amusing it was. ;D

Jack Palance - One-armed pushups (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxL5AFzzMY#)

I guess I forgot that part...

I'm old ya know. ;D

Hey!!!  Take all this Jack Palance talk to NOGAS or TOSAT! [roll]

Let's get this thread back on topic.

The beatings shall continue until the horse is unrecognizable!   [evil]

I'll start...

CCEMN1, or AEIOfookin'U, or whatever the Hell you call yourself, what's with the floral shirts and hoop earings?   [roll]






tame compared to others' posts, but my mom is visiting...

hi mom

Mom says "Well, Hello Joel...   wait, who's Joel?"



 [laugh]





  [popcorn]




 [bacon]

so the seventh shit was right before I posted up

then I go to bed

sleep for a bit over 6 hours

and now

I gotta take a shit

upon reflection however randy the burger was not the catalyst

it was the apple after the burger

I was not thinking about the whole "fiber" thing

this new healthy randy thing kinda freakin me out mang

gluten is the foe

I'm drinking beer at the moment, so do not freak out too much.

Wait...  gluten?


I thought it CCELMNOP1 was...   ???






 [popcorn]






 ;)

Meh. I've been called worse by better.

sac





 ;)

 :o

you seepage from a dead hookers ass....

the nectar of the gods

B,    B,     B,      bump             [evil]

That was some mighty fine roping of a dead horse son!

Couldn't help myself.  My bad.

I'm surprised that CCMHDJXIZAN1 hasn't been back in awhile...    ???

Can't remember his login. Got too hot planting petunias in his pink wifebeater... Heat exhaustion's a pregnant dog.

I thought he got his hearing aid tangled up with his earring, and had to go to the hospital?

I checked out his open to the public Facebook page.  I was shocked, SHOCKED! to see all the references to his, ah, thingie.  I used to hang out with a lot of guys who also had a fixation on talking about the size of thier tools; we were 6th graders.

Apparently though, he's had one of his "Avatar Meltdowns" at Facebook and an Aprilia Forum.

Maybe he was compensating...

If you can't be famous for your written work...

you can be famous for having tantrums on the internet.

Someone needs to find that 'prilia forum.

http://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23590 (http://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23590)

They only got to 4 pages of bashing.  Pu$$ies  ;D   [evil]


mitt

Good grief, he sure has a neck for making friends anywhere he goes, doesn't he?

drag that horse back into the yard I saw a twitch...

so he is out trolling the web with his misogynistic tripe...repressed society ablah ablah ablah....

repression is great

good sex should leave you feeling dirty and ashamed (Woody Allen)

and then there's his stunted social development binges where he's posting endless paeans to what is most likely the most useless, unused and unwanted tool in his personal inventory

the only way that guy will get lucky is if he gets hired-on as a mortician's assistant

what a freeform farktard

 [laugh]

So now he rides an Aprilia too?  I think he's running out of forums to express his "free thinking."  What a bag of douche.

I think he still lives with his Mum.


And he's still a virgin.



 ;D

well at the very least he inherited his Mum's clothing and wears her tops...not sure I want to know what he wears off camera of hers

Without directly doing so, you managed to imprint an image in my head that only death will cleanse. Thanks RAT.  [bang]  [laugh]

He certainly does get around, I doubt that a name like CCEMN1 applies to multiple people on motorcycle subject forums.

apriliaforum.com; ducatispot.com; ducati.ms; sportbikes.net; ducatimonster.org; ducatimonsterforum.org . . .

Did you guys see this?  I haven't kept up on the thread here.
http://www.sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?pageno=1&r=5 (http://www.sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?pageno=1&r=5)

interesting entry on pg 3 and 7 (merry matrix christmas)

Wow

Her skin?



It took me this long to finally realize the dewd is a troll

he wants to argue this topic

he seemed very prepared when it came up here and he jumped right in on the aprillia forum

ding...ding...ding...

What does mom win Charlie?

hopefully not charlie...unless he shaves...and puts on a wig...and a dress...with pretty shoes

One free Karma point?

is there a karma pint system?

how many points do I need before I can trade them in on something cool?

like a Carbon Dream exhaust

or

a finely tuned gas/electric washing machine?

You may want to talk to...

Charlie.

make the beast with two backs me with a banjo, i'm late to the party!


i can't believe i've missed out on this.


i, for one, got some odd looks when I took a break from doing actual work down at the courthouse to play on my favorite internet forum. clearly, my favorite forum has always been acces/mods, followed by general and lately tech - it is in these forums that i expect to find things about bike parts, bikes, and mechanical theory... not an image of some woman gettin' railed in the poopchute.

so, i quite thank those that put 'work-safe' rules on the forum. i really like this place, and i like to contribute throughout the day. i can look at pornesque things on so many other websites that I could never get through them all. Kinda nice when I'm not assaulted by it here.

in other news, this may be the worst blog I've ever read: http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?r=5. (http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?r=5.) Mine is bad, but by no measure could its content be worse than that one. Even if I did mistype a bit about trail/offset. oops. short on coffee day, i suppose.

but really, that's an awful blog. old people, all of you old people, should spend more time doing things you enjoy besides complaining in the short few years you have left before you fall asleep and plow your station wagon through the Denny's.

who you calling old...

punk? ;D

maybe not in "age" but in personality.

I see Chris at tea party events with the word liberty spelled wrong on his carboard sign.


"give me puberty or give me death"

Too bad you don't hang out in bars...

you'd be the funniest guy there.  [thumbsup]

edit...

maybe you should be a television comedian...

I'm sure you're funnier than most of the guys on the comedy channel.

Cade thinks I'm a hoot.  [laugh]

So do I. [thumbsup]

i thought we rode ducs, now owls.

Doood....

this is NMC. ;D

what's with all the hooters?

don't make me break the rules... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i've got a sweet set of cinnapuns i could show you.

My cat (Wingnut Williams) just sent him a message.
Subject: lonely cat
Message: You seem like a nice, lonely old gay man. Will you tickle my balls if I curl up on your lap?

What a terrible cat that little piece of shit is! That's why I refuse to be his friend.

i clicked on that pic on his blog that i was warned about. with the emphasis, i thought you were kidding. i was wrong.

(http://howzit-hongkong.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/charlize-theron.jpg)

What's wrong with her?

Oh wait, you said Charlie, not Charlize.  My bad.

Carry on.

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

On the third page of his dribble it said he was immediately banned from here after starting this thread  ???
I'm waiting for this to happen over on the .ms board, but for some reason he has a moto related avatar

we should all go over there and complain anyhow.

I warned you!   [laugh]

Seriously people, DO NOT CLICK ON THAT PHOTO.  If you don't know what I'm talking about...


The post that you must avoid AT ALL COST is at http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?pageno=4&r=5 (http://sfurbanmoto.com/blogdetail.cfm?pageno=4&r=5) and currently on page 4 and dated 8 Feb 2010.

NSFW!

[clap] [laugh]

Subject: impacted turd
Message:  Please consume more prunes and coffee.  Love, turd ferguson.

I clicked on it.... and now I'm happy to know that I officially don't have the smallest penis of all the guys here on the DMF.

Yay me!

If you wanna feel REALLY good about yourself, find the uncensored video of the Naked Wizard Tazered Brawl at Coachella 2009.  It's ridiculous.  NSFW

So he loves to go from bike site to bike site...evidently has been doing it for years it seems

pushing the edge to provoke contrived controversy

so he can pull out his handy soapbox and recite his pre-fabricated dreary worldview

a worldview which consists of little more than a shit stew melange of misogyny and gender objectification and dysmorphic penile narcissism...all thinly masked under the banner of sexual liberation

I guess the only possible question of passing interest about this pedestrian-grade psychologically and emotionally castrated garden slug of a sub-human is,,,, which parent worked him over the most?

and then left him behind....lost and directionless...flouncing about here and there...

baiting the management

and indeed, he just one more master baiter 

he almost makes Piller seem interesting

either he watched mommy take it for money

or

daddy tickled his kidneys

Lest we forget about the late-night sneaky uncle?

Are we reliving Tommy?

 ;D

ugh!!


THE WHO - See Me, Feel Me -   Listening to You  (1975) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_9pn7MGUo&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

you will have to forgive me as i'm a little young for that era

I have seen tommy

but

I didn't realize robert daltry played tommy

Watched that movie one day when I had nothing to do. After it was over, I was incapable of rational thought for roughly 3 days.

Saw it recently myself. Then The tv exploded and baked beans poured into the house.

I am from the era and I will just say that there was a lot of stuff I skipped over...

enduring Tommy as a show, a movie or an album

were not tickets I bothered to get punched

I was about 15 when I saw Tommy at the theater during its initial release.  It took about four years before I had the presence of mind to say, "The Emperor has not clothes!"

Okay, back on topic now:

The fact that I didn't like Tommy is a sign that I'm a repressed uptight moron subjected to "The Man" and worse still, I am no "real" motorcyclist at all because in some paradoxical way I lost my individuality by finally rejecting the hype about this film.

pa·thet·ic
Show Spelled[puh-thet-ik] 
–adjective
1.
causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight.
2.
affecting or moving the feelings.
3.
pertaining to or caused by the feelings.
4.
miserably or contemptibly inadequate: In return for our investment we get a pathetic three percent interest.

Yeah, that’s what happens with people who have no life; they obsess over things like this. How are things at the CYO dance anyway?
I had failed to realize that this was a Squid site for teenagers who ride Ducatis. I was hoping for people a little more enlightened (And a little higher up the food chain!), instead of ignoramuses who think motorcycling is doing wheelies & making noise, but what can you expect from a country who elected Dubya Bush TWICE?!
Most here can only dream about a life like mine, but no need to elaborate, because a simple fact of life is; everyone gets exactly what they deserve! Something that I’m sure eludes most here!
So, go back to your cubicles now, keep believing I’M the one who is “old”, and worry about someone seeing “dirty pictures” on your monitors!
There, this should be good for another 40 pages, go to town!

You know you're just a running joke, right?

Where does this guy live?  The beautiful country of Dementia?

i've never punched a woman before, but for you, sir, i'd make an exception.

Dude do you even own a Ducati or are you over here pretending because all the other sites booted your old ass out?  The only reason this thread is still going is because everybody enjoys watching you make an ass out of yourself. 

Hey now, that's simply not fair.  We can't all be living alone with a gay bull dog named Daisy.  Nor can we spend our days wearing pink wife-beaters and bilateral pirate hoop earings while posting self-recorded "rap" videos about how large our penises are (never mind the fact that you've posted photographic evidence to contradict that claim).

On a serious note Chris, your emotional development was halted around the age of 12.  Seriously, this is true.  Your explicit and published obsession with your penis is rivaled only by those boys who've just dropped a pair, sprouted a hair, and discovered what an erection is for.  It's one thing to carry on like you do up to the age of, say, 18 or 19.  But dude, you're 60!

Your rational faculties are non-existant.  Your writing demonstrates a total ignorance of rational middle terms and rhetorical transitional devices.

You are a hate filled bigot prone to projecting your own prejudices onto others.  In short, you really need to see a professional counselor, but I doubt that you will.

So, if you refuse to seek treatment please at least drop in here every so often.  It saddens me that you have no idea of the added entertainment value you provide.

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Sir, may we please have your expressed written consent so you may be depicted in "DMF: The Motion Picture"?  We have Betty White lined up to portray you.

(http://www.stonerforums.com/lounge/members/osprey-albums-images-interwebs-some-my-stuff-too-picture2113-betty-white-funny-hell-you.jpg)

Betty's way too cool to play this douche. Maybe Paris Hilton would work.

I love his latest rant about his naked pictures being taken off of Facebook. (http://www.invisionplus.net/forums/html/emoticons/dragonstouch_dragonstouch_whistle.gif) [evil]

The farking horse is trying to stand up !!!! 


get the whips and truncheons men there is more work to be done

I think we should set a little goal for this thread. We should see if we can get a solid page of all different members saying simply:  "Shut up you cock!"

I'll go first:

Shut up you cock!

"Shut up you cock!"

Does quoting count?  (I'm having too much fun for him to quit altogether.)   [cheeky]

Shut up you cock!

Dear Penthouse.....

    I never thought it would hap........  "shut up you cock"



In other news... Adultfriendfinder member CCEMN1 was banned for posting pictures of full dresser Harleys as his profile avatar.

COCK UP SHUT YOU!!!

COCK UP SHUT YOU!!!

kcoC uoY pU tuhS

COCK SHUT UP YOU!!!

YOU SHUT UP COCK!

SHUT YOU COCK UP!!

SUHT UP YOU CCOK

You cock shut up




This is really getting too funny.  If I LOL'd I'd be LOLing    [clap]

if i was asian, i'd be RORing

ʞɔoɔ noʎ dn ʇnɥs

big (I wonder if that's gonna work for everybody?)

works for me

God thing we have a different URL or I'd think I was in CCEMN1's blog.

This is really pretty funny...

and with every post his stupid little blog...

gets more hits...

and he makes more money.

Who're the stoopit ones now?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3156/2581933821_90801c548c_o.jpg)

Nate...he may be The Great Unifier...the inverse savior of our species....the one creature to bind mankind together in universal accord, agreement and harmony...transcending religious ethnic and nationalist strife ..because we will all see the same thing and find it repugnant...the Universal Asshole may be among us now...the end-time is close and he is due

Universal?

I think not.

Diamond studded?

 ;D

But only the Universal Asshole could deliver such a powerful message....

he is telling us to cast aside our pagan iconography, our Crucifixes, Stars of David, Crescent Moons, our clothing and all....

in order that we may behold "The Flaccid Penis"...the Universalist Assholian symbol that he believes we all should kneel and worship before

How can we as a global people not rise up together to smite his revulsion?

so...

you're saying that he...

holds the answers?

To the basic questions of life?

Like...

why is man put in the universe simply to suffer and then...

die?

[paging Mother to the DMF courtesy phone in the lobby  [evil]]

FTR, I doubt that Urban Moto pays him anything at all for his blog entries.

No the answers will only be found in his sacrifice at the altar of decorum

and there is no answer to be found

with one's nose pressed against the tapestry, he sees only smelly rotten threads...one who views from afar sees the beauty of the bigger picture

it takes a world of ugly to render beauty

back on topic....


UP YOU SHUT COCK!



 ;D

Shuttlecocks?...Badminton anyone?

Hey NorDick, I found you on Bikerornot.com! Figures you'd be a groovy Harley dude!

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C'mon CDEFG1,  Is that the best you could do? I mean, really?
A man with your loquacious aptitude?  I expect better from a man of your, um...  "stature"   :-*

I've been trying to stay out of this, but

SHUT UP YOU COCK!

Howie you got pulled in???...jeez this ass-clown may indeed be the Great Unifier

if this guy holds the answers to my existential dilemma

well

then I say make the beast with two backs it

I don't wanna know

;D

No Mother...he is merely the catalyst...

Nothing we say is every going to change your infantile mind, mr tinypenis, but by God it sure is fun hurtling insults at you.

and FWIW, I think your rant on this picture being taken down is akin to a 3 year old throwing a TANTRUM because someone told her she doesn't get to do what she wants. WE ALL have to deal with a little censorship in our lives... You, ma'am, have not been able to develop enough emotionally to be able to handle it like a contributing member of society. So keep spewing your bile in your little weblog, and watch as the entire world holds you up as a shining example of HOW THE make the beast with two backs NOT TO ACT!
You shitball.

More like the great butt plug.  SHUT UP YOU COCK!!!

NorDick?  Dude, you really really have penises on the brain.  Did you really say "groovy"?  Some Baby Boomers just can't get out of the '60s.   [roll]

Neither man, Nordog, My guess is; Transsexual!   

Just your type?

Fixed that for you.

sac


/SHUT UP YOU COCK!

CCEATME go away, nobody likes you. We just like making fun of you and we can do that without your presence.  So SHUT UP YOU COCK

SHUT

UP

YOU

COCK.

 ;D

I don't get it.  Why would the champion of "One Human Family" and all that is inclusivly lovey-dovey in the world want to use "transexual" as a perjorative?  Why does he hate the transgendered community.  I guess he's one of those enlightened, annointed types that loves humanity, but just hates people.

I really wish he would make that appointment and get some professional help.

If you're going to answer back at least have some amount of wit to your replies. They're just so blah and dull and make me get on board with this detest of you just because you're sooooo excessively bland yet with an undeserved attitude about you.
For a reasonable fee, I'm willing to write your replies from now on so that you can back up that fantastic look of yours with some substance that better befits you. I can feel myself channeling Andy Dick or maybe that puppet Madam already for this worthy task.

Ahem.

sac


/SHUT UP YOU COCK!

 [laugh] [thumbsup]

And just for good measure...


 SHUT UP YOU COCK!

 [laugh] [laugh]

Oops... I forgot...  [roll]






 [bacon]

Holy shit.

(Obvious) Prediction: this thread shall live on, and be referred to long after its passing, as many other infamous ones have.  ;)

 ;D

Yes, it was "THE DAY THE DOUCHE STOOD STILL!!!"

 [clap]

NWS  [laugh]


http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/CC.jpg?t=1271457936 (http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/CC.jpg?t=1271457936)

Joel, you owe me a primo ale - the one I was enjoying is now all over my office desk.

[laugh]

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 [laugh]

how has this thread not been locked yet?  ???

shhhhhhh...

be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting twolls

I'm derelict in my duties.

I just want to see who makes the biggest ass of themselves. ;D

when you're dealing with athletes of our caliber this game might take some time to declare a clear winner

um... before this gets locked... i looked at the picture  [laugh]

it is small

smugglin' mini franks

fixed it

ZING!

Based on your fix, I think we found our winner then

Tell the (barely) man what he's won

Prize: lots a few of disappointed dates over the years.

exactly

a months supply of self esteem

http://www.enzyte.com/ (http://www.enzyte.com/)

I wanna be Bob...

The Bob I know is fat, and needs assistance getting to the window sill.  [laugh]

I'm talking Enzyte Bob ;)

 [laugh]

go ahead and laugh...

did you see the look in those women's eyes? 8)

I see it every time lm looks at me  ;) 8) [laugh]

You're lucky...

T just told me to grow up. ;D

Are you slipping E into her cereal again?  (let me know how that's working for ya.)

Okay I'm back, did I miss anything good?

Not really....the horse's hind leg spasmed a few times and it expelled about 2 cubic yards worth of flatulence...its starting to bloat

This dude brings one of my favorite movie quotes to mind:

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh]

unfortunately my association with that particular quote would be as a compliment about one of my more unique friends

it is wasted on this guy

but I have to tell you all

my bleeding heart liberal inner socialist is saying we should be done now

that we are showing ourselves to be true children

but

given that he blogged us in the manner that he did...

well

then I say carry on

he needs us to be his windmills

and the least we can do is oblige

it would be the decent thing to do

uhhh yah....

root-cause analysis, compassionate understanding and Zen acceptance

are inappropriate and usually ineffective responses

to sustained assholery inflicted by the deranged

Even the amoeba can be trained to go to the far end of the petri dish if enough voltage is introduced   :)

 [laugh]

Standing ovation!  [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]

i'm torn.

i want to go see what the fuss is about, but i don't want to give his site more traffic.

I don't think you'll be missing much.

Quite right.

In the history of fatuous psychotics, never has anyone been so proud of their shortcomings (h/t to David Niven).

P.S.
I'm interested in how many here know the reference.

no one needs to "know" anything anymore when you have google/wiki

shed your rugged individualist leanings and join the hive mind

resistance is futile

Dr. Gonzo


 [thumbsup]

That one is safe from google for the moment.


Couldn't find it in the hive anywhere...

then it doesn't exist

Resistance if futile.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4356385 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4356385)

Damn.


I guess it is.

Man, they cropped that photo right to the edge of oblivion.

http://www.bikerornot.com/user/97797 (http://www.bikerornot.com/user/97797)  Totally Groovy guy! I love the stereotypical, “hard guy” Harley look in his ancient profile Pic too! “There's just something about those big twins!”
You know this site would be fun, but you guys are so incredibly pathetic, you don’t even have the ability to stir up a reasonable debate, it’s akin to poking a dumb animal in a cage with a stick! Try to have fun, losers!

Who was the mean person who put you into the cage?

Did I mention?

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is that Thing? I see no arm.

This guys just over here to make us look at his blog and raise his view count.  That's why he goes forum to forum.  It has nothing to do with bikes, riding, or whatever just more hits on his page.

Pretty sure that was already mentioned...

but for those who want to put money in this troll's pockets...

just keep going over. ;)

I looked only that one time, ramblings of a simpleton disinterest me (that's why I only read my own stuff as I write it and never again).
If that is his only ultimate goal, placing his head into a bucket of water seems like a far more productive goal to switch to.

break out the extra strength formula

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CHARLIE!

Oh no a school of poisonous fugu fish!

Charlie bit my finger - again ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Oh I thought that maybe CC3ME was a unicorn.
Although with such a name robotic origins are more likely.

Oh no!  I've been outed!

Oh the humanity!

How can you guys forgive me?  I registered at a "biker" site.  AND, apparently I'm groovy.

I am so ashamed.

If you guys and gals can find it within your hearts to forgive me I promise I'll run out right away and buy a set of George Michael ear rings and a dozen pastel wife-beater shirts.

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Chris, why do you hate transsexuals?  Aren't they part of the "One Human Family"?

I'm appalled and feel you should move in exile to a small cabin in the woods of northern Canada.

I fear now he might out others of us now!
The shame I will have to carry on my shoulders if he discovers that I am not groovy.

How about this...?

SHUT UP YOU

(http://gamesmuseum.uwaterloo.ca/Archives/Culin/Hawaii1899/graphics/cock3.jpg)

this thread brings the lulz.

We have the same problem with people on our local general bike forum.  They don't understand that whole thing about "right place, right time."

yEAH, I'm not that bright...  and my sense of timing is certainly less than impeccable, but at least I admit my faults... 

Besides I only post this crap for my own amusement anyway.   :-*




 ;)





 [bacon]

For sale One Chris Crap kit:

Get a wife beater, webcam, and cheap earrings.

Ability to ride not included.


Available in all states without rampant inbreeding.


COD okay!

http://www.bikerornot.com/users/albums.asp&userID=97797 (http://www.bikerornot.com/users/albums.asp&userID=97797)

Not sure what you are trying to say.

Please shut up.

And leave.

Troll.

i don't have an account there

what is the picture?

I wanna see the picture

please please

...what's in the box!

you must not be a rugged individualist, then.

I don't have an account there either

nope

remember I am a socialist living in an area surrounded by rugged individualists

and that relationship roughly translates into

I'm one of a very few people who feels that your should not pile shit in your yard

 ;D

You'd never cut it in NH.

I don't cut it here

I park the cars in straight lines and try and keep the garbaqge in the garbage can

AND!

take the recycling in with the garbage insteade of using it as yard art

I are a freak

you most certainly are. ;D

It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt.  ~Abraham Lincoln

Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.  ~Orson Rega Card

Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.  ~Ira Gassen

Total Fail.

Chris, no one here can view the album at that site without logging in.  Please post your user ID and password so they can see.

This Chis dude is a douche. ~ Me

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Gahaha/warehouseone.jpg)

Basically he posted a link for a photo album I had at that website.  I had forgotten that I had joined the darn thing and it took me awhile to remember my password.

If you were to go to the link (password required) you would see a few pix of me and a few pix of my bikes.  But wait, there's more.  If you act now you get to see the brilliant take down commentary on my pix by CCEMN1.

The commentary can be summed up in four words: he calls me gay.

Again Chris, why do you hate gays?  Why denigrate the GLBT community with these constant hateful slurs?

How can you have such love for humanity but such hatred for real people?

Please!  Make that call!  Make that appointment!  Get the help you need!

http://www.find-a-psychiatrist.com/ (http://www.find-a-psychiatrist.com/)

As difficult as it is to say, the same rules apply across the forum, so the name calling and insults can stop.   Just ignore him.   He'll go away.