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Title: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 07:16:00 AM This notice is to inform you that DeVal on the DMF has now been officially taken by force
Your new masters are the Northwest Crew Bow down pregnant doges Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: ryandalling on June 19, 2008, 10:49:24 AM Why would anybody want DeVal.... I think you need to own the Rocky Mountain Oysters Riders Club. [roll]
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 12:21:55 PM Why would anybody want DeVal.... I think you need to own the Rocky Mountain Oysters Riders Club. [roll] :o Mutiny!!!! [coffee] Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: duc_fan on June 19, 2008, 04:22:35 PM I'm all for taking new terroritory by force... but it's gotta be worthwhile.
Why, pray tell, do we want this sorry excuse for a regional board? Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 19, 2008, 04:53:49 PM I'm all for taking new terroritory by force... but it's gotta be worthwhile. Why, pray tell, do we want this sorry excuse for a regional board? this is mearly a foot hold my good man it is better to invade an area covertly with as little force as necessary in order to establish a base from there you can strike out with out worry of being pushed back into the sea this is simple strategy and tactics Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on June 19, 2008, 09:29:14 PM Hey, wazzup?
Cheesesteak anybody? 8) Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: clopstyle on June 21, 2008, 09:35:20 AM Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on June 21, 2008, 12:53:55 PM (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9e/300px-PatsCheesesteak.jpg)
[thumbsup] Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: JohnnyDucati on June 21, 2008, 08:59:42 PM Dang it.
Mother, you just had to go and throw down, didn't ya? You couldn't just sit there and drink your straight Wild Turkey 101 in quiet. Well, now we're all in it . . . Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 08:52:05 AM i see you have been taken in by our maginot line.
you cna't best the better minds mother. look upon my website and fear me. i am knightimandius... Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: ryandalling on June 23, 2008, 09:32:34 AM Tell me again why we are taking this DeVal over? Seems like these peeps are a few cards short of a full deck. I think it may be infectious... I don't wanna catch any of this. :-\
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Sause on June 23, 2008, 10:51:10 AM ya a few cards short because we kicked all the low cards over to the northwest side!!! [laugh]
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on June 24, 2008, 09:12:19 AM This is but our front porch, all the activity is inside the house. http://www.devalmostro.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=320
Your perfect welcome to sleep under the porch if you want. That is where trolls belong. We'll throw a few scraps of human flesh down below the boards to you every now and then since we know that's what Mother craves. http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5572.msg88538#msg88538 Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on June 24, 2008, 10:42:48 AM All hail Mother, our new commander in chief!!
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on June 24, 2008, 10:55:48 AM All hail Mother, our new commander in chief!! Traitor! You would bow to the infidels?Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on June 24, 2008, 11:26:16 AM They've got better beer!!
I'm not proud - I'm a beer whore!! Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on June 24, 2008, 11:48:56 AM They've got better beer!! [laugh]I'm not proud - I'm a beer whore!! Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 24, 2008, 03:40:47 PM They've got better beer!! I'm not proud - I'm a beer whore!! This one we keep alive Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 24, 2008, 06:51:41 PM They've got better beer!! I'm not proud - I'm a beer whore!! those who refuse to choose a side must at least bring us beer later on. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on June 25, 2008, 12:48:36 PM You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands.....
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 02:02:24 PM You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands..... your offer is acceptable. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on June 25, 2008, 03:08:47 PM You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands..... It'll be easier when your dead hands are still warm although if we wait for you to grow cold enough the fingers might just snap off nicely.Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on June 25, 2008, 04:39:57 PM your offer is acceptable. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] (MIB lives!) Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: ryandalling on June 30, 2008, 11:49:39 AM You guys got anything worth trading for us to relinquish our claims? I think the real estate is looking pretty good... but what the ya does DeVal stand for?
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on June 30, 2008, 02:27:52 PM You guys got anything worth trading for us to relinquish our claims? I think the real estate is looking pretty good... but what the ya does DeVal stand for? Funny you should ask, DeVal is for Delaware Valley and I have a few bridges across it that I shall allow you "people" to dwell beneath.Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: clopstyle on June 30, 2008, 03:53:22 PM Yes, we do need more trolls :D
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 30, 2008, 06:41:14 PM You guys got anything worth trading for us to relinquish our claims? I think the real estate is looking pretty good... but what the ya does DeVal stand for? trade to relinquish your claim? that sir, is it. *slaps with a glove* i demand satisfaction Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: ryandalling on July 03, 2008, 11:46:49 AM i demand satisfaction Talk to Mother on that one... I hear he is into that... I think Gin and Maurice have a lot to do with that though. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on July 03, 2008, 07:38:47 PM Talk to Mother on that one... I hear he is into that... I think Gin and Maurice have a lot to do with that though. that involves mo's stinky taint...i'll pass. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on July 03, 2008, 10:36:52 PM that involves mo's stinky taint...i'll pass. ...out, and that is when the tragedy begins Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: slowpoke13 on July 03, 2008, 11:55:24 PM Travis,
I got your back. Samurai are mobilizing and waiting on the black burbans (couldn't afford individual segways). Relief is on the way. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on July 04, 2008, 12:34:20 AM Travis, I got your back. Samurai are mobilizing and waiting on the black burbans (couldn't afford individual segways). Relief is on the way. Psshh Samurai We got Sasquatch Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: ducpainter on July 05, 2008, 03:51:17 PM They've got better beer!! I'm just a whore... ;DI'm not proud - I'm a beer whore!! Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on July 05, 2008, 04:38:13 PM I'm just a whore... ;D Are we be invaded now from all sides?Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: ducpainter on July 05, 2008, 05:18:26 PM Are we be invaded now from all sides? Might be the case.It appears this is valuable territory. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on July 05, 2008, 05:23:14 PM Might be the case. Send your fishers, I'll send back fur coats.It appears this is valuable territory. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on July 06, 2008, 06:00:47 AM Travis, I got your back. Samurai are mobilizing and waiting on the black burbans (couldn't afford individual segways). Relief is on the way. *cues ride of the valkeries with the volume way down* domo aragato pokesan (no i don't know how to spell it) Psshh Samurai We got Sasquatch just because you are big and hairy does not mean you are sasquatch. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Statler on July 06, 2008, 04:30:00 PM Anyone need to establish a trench-line from the South you can use my place. Tequila is kept on the second shelf on the left in the basement.
These slackers hold ground all the way out to the Bay? My pirate ship can be rented for battles at a decent hourly rate. There's a small extra insurance available for cannon ball damage coverage. I'll deliver through the C&D canal but once there you're on your own. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on July 06, 2008, 05:40:22 PM Travis!! Hide the liquor!!!
Let's distract them with the good silver. OHHH Buys, look over here!! Shiny!!!!!! Pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!! (As I'm stuffing the booze into a knapsack) Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on July 06, 2008, 09:23:40 PM Anyone need to establish a trench-line from the South you can use my place. Tequila is kept on the second shelf on the left in the basement. These slackers hold ground all the way out to the Bay? My pirate ship can be rented for battles at a decent hourly rate. There's a small extra insurance available for cannon ball damage coverage. I'll deliver through the C&D canal but once there you're on your own. i pull no punches and shall take no prisoners (unless it's a hot chick) i shall use my lactose intolerance to their disadvantage. prepare to have your sinuses burnt Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on July 07, 2008, 10:07:45 AM i pull no punches and shall take no prisoners (unless it's a hot chick) i shall use my lactose intolerance to their disadvantage. prepare to have your sinuses burnt Make sure they're downwind!!! We don't want to be hoisted by our own petard!! Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on July 07, 2008, 10:11:31 AM Mad Travis the Flatulent Pirateer
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Got Duc on August 12, 2008, 04:42:39 AM DEVAL:
If you need the assistance of NYMMC I am sure it can be worked out. ;D Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lauramonster on August 12, 2008, 08:39:37 AM Thanks for the support!!
Marquis of Queensbury rules! [evil] Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Got Duc on August 12, 2008, 08:52:44 AM Though I cannot speak for NYMMC as a whole but I will help defend DEVAl from the intruders from the west. [evil]
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 09:25:30 AM Though I cannot speak for NYMMC as a whole but I will help defend DEVAl from the intruders from the west. [evil] just throw something shiny over their shoulder and you can distract them for a good 3 hrs. or show mom a beer. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 12, 2008, 09:44:49 AM or show mom a fixed it for ya! [thumbsup] Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 12:01:28 PM fixed it for ya! [thumbsup] just don't get mad at him for lookign at other boobs if we have to distract him Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 12, 2008, 12:10:07 PM just don't get mad at him for lookign at other boobs if we have to distract him hmmmm. oh fine. ;) Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on August 13, 2008, 09:26:35 AM beer?
boobs? beerboobs? Yay boobeeries Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on August 13, 2008, 09:49:07 AM beer? boobs? beerboobs? Yay boobeeries get the to a boobery! Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: herm on August 13, 2008, 04:10:21 PM we are coming in from the north...
planning to move right through the so called NYMMC, or whatever it is. meet you in DEVAL. I bring Harpoon IPA Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on August 13, 2008, 05:20:23 PM we are coming in from the north... planning to move right through the so called NYMMC, or whatever it is. meet you in DEVAL. I bring Harpoon IPA you pick the date, we shall pick the members of DeVal...sally forth and bring your best weapons. no mass produced beverage of malted grain and barley will suffice for this battle. also, bring a driver or an air mattress and a pillow. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on August 13, 2008, 05:28:14 PM rarely does battle get so intense to call for air matresses and pillows
I salute you good sir and will weep on your grave Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Got Duc on August 14, 2008, 01:59:48 AM For mother I bring Talcam powder and a fan.
For when he sleeps I shall place the fan on him and sprinkle the powder through it. He shall awaken coated from head to toe. Back to the west with ye! Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on August 14, 2008, 05:39:47 AM rarely does battle get so intense to call for air matresses and pillows I salute you good sir and will weep on your grave shed no tears for me. i am simply doing what any patriot would do. i am defending my land from the infidels to the west. the human body can overcome many obstacles and keep going past it's normal breaking point when the mind wills it to. you shall have your own bucket in which shall be deposited the evidence of your loss. beng the gracious victor i will even offer you a place to nurse your wounds, gather your fallen comrades and recover before you head back to whence you came. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on August 15, 2008, 03:33:17 PM shed no tears for me. i am simply doing what any patriot would do. i am defending my land from the infidels to the west. I, however, offer no such compassion. If the battle is brought upon my doorstep the fallen will become dog kibble, be they friend or foe. Even the mildly wounded will probably be eaten.the human body can overcome many obstacles and keep going past it's normal breaking point when the mind wills it to. you shall have your own bucket in which shall be deposited the evidence of your loss. beng the gracious victor i will even offer you a place to nurse your wounds, gather your fallen comrades and recover before you head back to whence you came. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: jesse370 on August 22, 2008, 08:26:59 PM northern make the beast with two backsers, go back to your moose and shit.
I will bring my homebrew and my broadsword. Yes I have a sword, if that doesn't work.... OR....... I'm too lazy to actually pick it up and swing it at people I still have a 12 gauge. [evil] Last time some fruits from a strange land (ang-land) came and make the beast with two backsed with us east coasters we kicked ass and took names. Now you pansies want to try the same shit. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on August 24, 2008, 06:58:00 AM welcome back jess [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on August 24, 2008, 01:43:22 PM "Northerners"
[laugh] Both our states reside between 40 and 45 N "East Coasters" [laugh] [laugh] the only "east coast" y'all have is Jersey Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: jesse370 on August 25, 2008, 07:17:57 PM ok thats it....
who wants to take a road trip and play out west....we can pillage and burn as we go. Eventually they will have to leave to clean up our mess ;D Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 18, 2011, 02:10:10 AM I once again claim this land as my own
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2011, 07:28:57 AM Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 18, 2011, 06:40:55 PM Yuh huh, I just did it again
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2011, 09:34:40 AM Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 19, 2011, 12:34:57 PM Get off my lawn!!!!!
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on June 19, 2011, 04:16:33 PM Get off my lawn!!!!! Crazy old man, that ain't your lawn, thats the park! ;D Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2011, 07:07:35 PM i've seen your place. you don't have a lawn. you have dirt and rocks
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: Mother on June 20, 2011, 03:16:15 AM Get off my dirty rocks!!!
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 20, 2011, 05:38:05 AM Get off my dirty rocks!!! ummm, i did. i'm 2800 miles away from your dirty rocks and moss in the shape of trees Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: lethe on June 22, 2011, 02:33:52 PM no one wants your dirty rocks
remember, volcanoes are the asses of the Earth so you just live in one of the Earth's toilets We're far away, out here in the Earth's study. Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 23, 2011, 06:30:31 AM no one wants your dirty rocks remember, volcanoes are the asses of the Earth so you just live in one of the Earth's toilets We're far away, out here in the Earth's study. where is the earth's foyer? Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on June 25, 2011, 06:49:37 AM Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 27, 2011, 06:22:26 AM Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on June 27, 2011, 09:48:19 PM ??? nope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagrangian_point#L4_and_L5)are we playing battleship? Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on June 28, 2011, 06:36:11 AM ahhh, now i get it. [thumbsup]
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on April 08, 2017, 06:22:36 PM Okay
Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: KnightofNi on December 17, 2017, 01:03:56 PM Title: Re: I now claim this land as my own! Post by: krolik on August 14, 2023, 05:42:26 PM This whole board is a dead thread. ;D
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