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Title: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Mother on June 24, 2008, 07:58:14 PM
Please put your name down and you will not be harmed

Please

I beg of you to follow Lauramonster's example

we understand that you have been brainwashed for so long you have forgotten what it was to be free

we can help you remeber what it is like to have good beer

so I urge you

just put your name down and be free of your slave masters


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: lethe on June 24, 2008, 11:39:13 PM
Please put your name down and you will not be harmed

Please

I beg of you to follow Lauramonster's example

we understand that you have been brainwashed for so long you have forgotten what it was to be free

we can help you remeber what it is like to have good beer

so I urge you

just put your name down and be free of your slave masters
You can't even spell remember. Why would anyone wish to follow such apparent idiots?


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Mother on June 25, 2008, 03:30:13 AM
You can't even spell remember. Why would anyone wish to follow such apparent idiots?

because the other option is you guys...






 ;D


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 05:49:10 AM
immunity will be offered to all who defect from the NW* as well as those who defected to the NW and then undefected back to DeVal.




*turkey bacon lovers are not welcome anywhere. keep IZ.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Mother on June 25, 2008, 05:57:19 AM
but

we don't want iz

he smells of tofu and brazed soy


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 06:23:44 AM
what makes you think we want him?

we'll trade you clopstyle for 2 hot chicks.

IZ can wander wherever he wanders.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Mother on June 25, 2008, 06:25:21 AM
what makes you think we want him?

we'll trade you clopstyle for 2 hot chicks.

IZ can wander wherever he wanders.

we don't want him either

have you got 2 hot chicks to take him back?


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 09:47:22 AM
we don't want him either

have you got 2 hot chicks to take him back?

our hot chicks won't take well to being traded. we might all wind up in the hospital.


we'll just deny IZ entry.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: lauramonster on June 25, 2008, 12:51:43 PM
IZ can come to my side (bring beer!).


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 02:03:39 PM
IZ can come to my side (bring beer!).

IZ doens't drink beer. he eats turkey bacon instead.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: ryandalling on June 25, 2008, 02:06:23 PM
I dunno... I met IZ at a bar.... I was drinking a beer... and so was everyone else... he musta been too... we are all big on peer pressure out in the Pac NW.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: lauramonster on June 25, 2008, 04:35:33 PM
What!?!?!?! He caves to peer pressure??? 

He can stay in NW with the other (insert your favorite fmale part here)!


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Mother on June 25, 2008, 04:47:45 PM
What!?!?!?! He caves to peer pressure??? 

He can stay in NW with the other (insert your favorite fmale part here)!

Feet?

is the word feet?



Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Randimus Maximus on June 25, 2008, 04:54:10 PM
I dunno... I met IZ at a bar.... I was drinking a beer... and so was everyone else... he musta been too... we are all big on peer pressure out in the Pac NW.

may have been a wine cooler.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: ryandalling on June 25, 2008, 08:09:02 PM
I defect for nice boobies!! Anybody have nice boobies that I can trade my services for? he he he.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: clopstyle on June 26, 2008, 05:47:13 AM
I wish to deficate, right after I finish my turkey bacon :D


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: KnightofNi on June 26, 2008, 05:54:37 AM
I wish to deficate, right after I finish my turkey bacon :D

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


you do that, as long as you and IZ are int he Pac NW together.


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: lauramonster on June 26, 2008, 12:31:29 PM
turkey bacon ??? Clopstyle???  What happened to you??  What happened to the wing run??  Have you switched teams, too??


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: clopstyle on June 27, 2008, 11:14:45 AM
turkey bacon ??? Clopstyle???  What happened to you??  What happened to the wing run??  Have you switched teams, too??

Hell no, just don't eat the swine. Always down for the wings. [thumbsup]


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: Mother on June 27, 2008, 10:16:37 PM
I defect for nice boobies!! Anybody have nice boobies that I can trade my services for? he he he.

I don't know if drooling on them is considered a service in PA

Maybe Knight knows


Title: Re: For those that wish to defect
Post by: KnightofNi on June 29, 2008, 05:55:00 AM
I don't know if drooling on them is considered a service in PA

Maybe Knight knows

i would say that is probably not as welcome as say, leaving the poor girl alone, but you can try whatever you want.


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