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Title: Too Easy
Post by: Mother on July 12, 2008, 10:05:12 PM
we could have walked in here naked woth ping pong balls and a wuffle ball bat

DeVal is broken


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 13, 2008, 02:47:45 AM
Never!

Even while they sleep, I'm guarding Knight's back door.

Wait... that sounded wrong...


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: Mother on July 13, 2008, 03:11:34 AM
Never!

Even while they sleep, I'm guarding Knight's back door.

Wait... that sounded wrong...

...would you like to borrow my ping pong ball

or

the wiffle ball bat?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 13, 2008, 03:49:21 AM
I'll take the bat. Who knows where them ping pong balls have been.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: lauramonster on July 13, 2008, 03:21:47 PM
It's pretty dead over here.  Mother, can I come and visit the northwest board?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 13, 2008, 04:05:33 PM
Almost as easy as picking on IZ for...well...just about any subject?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on July 14, 2008, 06:35:45 AM
well, we actually get out and ride


plus we have a sandbox of our very own.


go be drunk on your own board mom.  [cheeky]


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 17, 2008, 03:59:48 AM
ohh.. ohh.. ohh...

I'm going to be drunk here..


I claim this post as my own!

damn, wish I still had my modding abilities... I wonder when that bribe to Nate and Statler will arrive.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on July 17, 2008, 12:31:59 PM
ohh.. ohh.. ohh...

I'm going to be drunk here..


I claim this post as my own!

damn, wish I still had my modding abilities... I wonder when that bribe to Nate and Statler will arrive.

what did you send them ohh drunkard of the rising sun?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: lauramonster on July 17, 2008, 06:16:54 PM
Well, he couldn't afford the real saki, so he sent sucki. 

It's still alcoholic, only not as flavorful!!!

 [laugh]


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 18, 2008, 12:44:55 AM
Why would I send Sake? Nate drinks Vodka and Chris drinks Tequila....

But, I will say, it was a good trip to Russia... Now, as soon as I can start using the bike for regular transportation, I'll be running to the post office...


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on July 18, 2008, 07:05:22 AM
Why would I send Sake? Nate drinks Vodka and Chris drinks Tequila....

But, I will say, it was a good trip to Russia... Now, as soon as I can start using the bike for regular transportation, I'll be running to the post office...

you rode the bike to russia?

that's far  ;D


when will you be able to use it for regular transport and why can't you now?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 22, 2008, 03:22:07 AM
umm.. no land bridges between here and russia.

paperwork allowing the regular use. followed by inspection and stickers, etc. PITA.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: Mother on July 22, 2008, 06:36:12 AM
well, we actually get out and ride


plus we have a sandbox of our very own.


go be drunk on your own board mom.  [cheeky]


<ancestrial scottish accent>

I'll be make the beast with two backsing drunk where I damn well please

</ ancestrial scottish accent>

sniff sniff

smells like sex in here



Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: Mother on July 22, 2008, 06:37:17 AM
It's pretty dead over here.  Mother, can I come and visit the northwest board?

Oh please do

we like visitors

even knight and lethe


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: slowpoke13 on July 23, 2008, 04:00:26 AM
i see how it is...


... bastard.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on July 23, 2008, 07:32:19 AM


sniff sniff

smells like sex in here



nope, that's just you.

seriously, go take a shower after you whack off.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: GAAN on June 15, 2010, 09:25:11 PM
make the beast with two backs you and your 120 days

I'll consider posting right here thank you very much you prick



Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on June 16, 2010, 12:18:02 PM
make the beast with two backs you and your 120 days

I'll consider posting right here thank you very much you prick



120 days of what?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: lethe on June 16, 2010, 03:00:17 PM
120 days of what?
until his next menstrual cycle begins


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on June 17, 2010, 04:54:35 AM
until his next menstrual cycle begins

i didn't realize he was on that version of birth control!


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: lethe on June 17, 2010, 02:12:17 PM
i didn't realize he was on that version of birth control!
he is a bear-wyrm, they are hermaphroditic creatures from beneath the mountains


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on June 18, 2010, 07:58:08 AM
he is a bear-wyrm, they are hermaphroditic creatures from beneath the mountains

did beowulf kill his mom?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: lethe on June 18, 2010, 11:00:13 AM
did beowulf kill his mom?
I think that was his cousin Elmer.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on June 19, 2010, 07:22:05 AM
I think that was his cousin Elmer.

beowulf killed his cousin elmer?


elmer didn't do anythign with his life anyways. he should be thanked for taking him out.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: krolik on July 24, 2010, 11:13:58 AM
 [evil]


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: lethe on July 26, 2010, 06:07:26 AM
[evil]
???
I see no new deviltry?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on July 26, 2010, 03:57:09 PM
oy! wot's all this then?


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: Mother on June 08, 2011, 04:29:06 PM
Consider this

I have come to urinate in your sink


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: krolik on June 08, 2011, 07:40:56 PM
That'll get the stains out.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on June 08, 2011, 08:28:29 PM
i would have seen you if you were here urinating in my sink.


i thinkyou jsut made that up for effect.


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: Mother on June 09, 2011, 10:40:21 PM
i would have seen you if you were here urinating in my sink.


i thinkyou jsut made that up for effect.

TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!


Title: Re: Too Easy
Post by: KnightofNi on June 10, 2011, 07:21:14 AM
TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!

i was the one who was drinking last night right?


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