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Title: 2006 BMW Z4 - Last Chance!
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 06:37:12 AM
Selling my baby.... Too many toys! Discount for local DMFer [thumbsup]

Let me know if you have any questions... Thanks

http://www.randall-research.com/Z4.html (http://www.randall-research.com/Z4.html)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: bryant8 on August 05, 2008, 06:41:08 AM
is somebody trying to get a 1098R?


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 06:41:57 AM
is somebody trying to get a 1098R?

Does someone want to buy a 1098s? [laugh]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: bryant8 on August 05, 2008, 06:46:13 AM
what about the monza?


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 06:51:33 AM
what about the monza?

Still waiting on the painter  >:(


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Bonwilder on August 05, 2008, 07:47:51 AM
Selling my baby.... Too many toys! Discount for local DMFer [thumbsup]

Let me know if you have any questions... Thanks

http://www.randall-research.com/Z4.html
Know what you mean - we just got the conv. van shipped off to the Netherlands (finally), and someone bought the travel trailer last Sunday!  Feels good to get rid of stuff!  Sorry, can't fit our family in the BMW, though! I'm sure you will have no problems selling this car.  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 07:55:10 AM
Sorry, can't fit our family in the BMW, though!

But that's the whole point...

"Sorry kids, only room for 2! We'll be back soon, really!!"


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Bonwilder on August 05, 2008, 08:03:02 AM
But that's the whole point...

"Sorry kids, only room for 2! We'll be back soon, really!!"
I already feel guilty enough nearly every time I ride!  Tommy thinks I'm nuts.  Guess that's a mom thing, huh?  WHen I was a kid I was always glad when the parents were gone for a while! Still can't buy the car though, sorry!


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: LYD on August 05, 2008, 08:37:05 AM
Time for a HHR??


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 09:28:34 AM
Time for a HHR??

Getting closer  ;)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: pipeliner1978 on August 05, 2008, 09:59:28 AM
Time for a HHR SS Turbocharged??
fixed it for you


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 10:06:12 AM
fixed it for you

Much better...  [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: BarneePhife on August 05, 2008, 10:10:11 AM
Getting closer  ;)

ooohhh.. I like guessing games...

One of these???
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/29/35/29_35_1---Smart-Car_web.jpg)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on August 05, 2008, 11:44:09 AM
does the Z4 come standard with a hot gf?  not too familiar with BMW, but i think so...


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: bryant8 on August 05, 2008, 12:03:02 PM
what about the monza?

Is it going to be for sale eventually?


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 12:13:11 PM
Is it going to be for sale eventually?

Absolutely [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: bryant8 on August 05, 2008, 12:14:37 PM
Dibs!


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: WonderBoy on August 05, 2008, 12:55:27 PM
le drool.

That's a beautiful car, Scott.


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 12:56:37 PM
le drool.

That's a beautiful car, Scott.

I bet the fiancé would enjoy it MUCH more than a ring [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: WonderBoy on August 05, 2008, 01:06:15 PM
I'm sure she would, if I'd not fired her.  :-\ :( :-[


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: dallas2r on August 05, 2008, 01:29:46 PM
I'm sure she would, if I'd not fired her.  :-\ :( :-[

 [popcorn]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: RichD on August 05, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
[popcorn]


;D


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 05, 2008, 01:39:38 PM
I'm sure she would, if I'd not fired her.  :-\ :( :-[

Lots more fish in the sea [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: WonderBoy on August 05, 2008, 04:10:40 PM
Yeah I'm sure there are.  However, I'm not gonna be lookin for a looooooooooong while.  At least that's the plan.  [bang]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on August 05, 2008, 05:06:09 PM
next time you should look for a girl that only gives dogs bottled water.

oh, wait....


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: svoloch on August 06, 2008, 09:21:22 AM
does the Z4 come standard with a hot gf?  not too familiar with BMW, but i think so...

too small to have sex in, but you'll have sex everytime you get out....  good thing you are moving, would have been tough to pull that into the loft...


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 06, 2008, 10:31:26 AM
you'll have sex everytime you get out.... 

This is, of course, completely true. I should raise the price... :P


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: pipeliner1978 on August 09, 2008, 04:33:12 AM
too small to have sex in,
and you know this............how?


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: svoloch on August 09, 2008, 04:42:39 AM
and you know this............how?

a lady never tells....


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: pipeliner1978 on August 09, 2008, 04:54:48 AM
a lady never tells....
ah......your the catcher


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: svoloch on August 09, 2008, 05:02:55 AM
ah......your the catcher

didn't say I was the lady ;)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: pipeliner1978 on August 09, 2008, 05:05:50 AM
ooopps.........<whisper>sorry ;)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: svoloch on August 09, 2008, 05:10:05 AM
no problemo.  sicne you are up, let's discuss at motopia in 20 minutes...


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: pipeliner1978 on August 09, 2008, 05:16:08 AM
no problemo.  sicne you are up, let's discuss at motopia in 20 minutes...
I'm not falling for that again.
I showed up at stoneleigh last night for a free beer that you offered, and you were gone(like 8:30)
I drove 60 miles each way and no free beer.
Plus I'm technically at work right now in Godley TX


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 09, 2008, 05:23:46 AM
motopia in 20 minutes...

Someone's gotta be the man... See you there [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: fastwin on August 09, 2008, 08:54:07 PM
Downsizing? Sacrilage! Never would happen if you adherred to the fastwin theory of motorized possession. I'm not really sure of the exact rules but I think it forbids getting rid of stuff... I think. :P I thought that's what storage buildings and warehomes were for. [laugh]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: RichD on August 09, 2008, 09:00:13 PM
ah......your the catcher

-well DUH!


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: DesmonsterS4RS on August 10, 2008, 05:36:48 PM
If you wan't to sell the Beemer K bike I call dibs  ;D


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: fastwin on August 10, 2008, 06:20:28 PM
Make sure it's got good rubber if you get dibs!! Scott has had the tire curse from hell through no fault of his own!! Never seen a possessed motorcycle tire before but after the last Ark trip I swear I have been in it's presence!! Swallowed or spit out every tire plug we put in and then puked out it's valve stem for good measure!! Ever seen that happen before? Not me. But with the help of a priest and some helpful locals we beat the demons down and got it back on the road. It was quite the tire adventure. :P


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 12, 2008, 03:32:19 PM
Just ignore him, Cory [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: svoloch on August 12, 2008, 04:45:52 PM
I saw the photos...  they waved a dead chicken over it, then the priest guy took a boiled egg, and rubbed it against the tire, then smashed it against the breast of a local virgin ( female, I think, not that it matters ), and it ( the egg ) oozed blood, which is how they knew it was working...


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: DesmonsterS4RS on August 14, 2008, 01:24:38 PM
I saw the photos...  they waved a dead chicken over it, then the priest guy took a boiled egg, and rubbed it against the tire, then smashed it against the breast of a local virgin ( female, I think, not that it matters ), and it ( the egg ) oozed blood, which is how they knew it was working...

Well I am moving to Voodoo land so this kind of ritual should be no problem.


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 14, 2008, 02:24:33 PM
Well I am moving to Voodoo land so this kind of ritual should be no problem.

So when do you want to take a look?


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: pipeliner1978 on August 14, 2008, 02:25:54 PM
So when do you want to take a look?
<whisper>he cant see very well


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 14, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0151.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: DesmonsterS4RS on August 14, 2008, 03:35:05 PM
So when do you want to take a look?

Whenever I get the S4RS payed for  ;D

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Red x


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 14, 2008, 03:45:24 PM
Wish someone would buy the Z... :P


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Bonwilder on August 14, 2008, 04:52:38 PM
Wish someone would buy the Z... :P
Someone will.


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on August 14, 2008, 04:57:22 PM
you could always pay it forward...to me.


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: WonderBoy on August 14, 2008, 06:14:46 PM
Wish someone would buy the Z... :P


Scott if I could come up with the money I'd take it off your hands....

Gotta stay honest this time! ;)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: bryant8 on August 14, 2008, 06:22:56 PM
If I were to get a BMW it'd either be the 135i/335i or go for broke on the 6series coupe.  That's a beauty. 


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Cyclone on August 20, 2008, 08:24:22 AM
 [roll] Somebody buy this darn car so MC 1098 will stop jacking it into every other thread !  [bang]

It's a beemer - it rocks - it rolls - buy it now price ????


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 20, 2008, 08:30:06 AM
so MC 1098 will stop jacking it into every other thread !  [bang]

Wishful thinking [laugh]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Cyclone on August 20, 2008, 08:34:57 AM
Wishful thinking [laugh]

There you go again !  Take that two word stuff over to the two word thread Major, sir !  [cheeky]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 20, 2008, 08:41:42 AM
buy it now price ????

You have enough Kitchen Points to buy the Z?

$28,500.


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Cyclone on August 20, 2008, 01:43:08 PM
 :'( No, I'm just a poor boy whose intentions are good, oh lordy please don'l let me be misunderstood !!  :'(

I still need my kidneys & I have a BMW !! By the way you skipped Colonel. Of course Colonel Charmin sounds too much like a kernel of Charmin  [puke] but since you became Charming then you should only skip a rank if you earn a special commendation.  Col. Charming, is well, charming & General Charming sounds sorta cold, vague, & wishywashy - i.e. the antithesis of the you we all know & love !

Jeez - I need to get a life & quit bumpin' your beemer!  Although if all I discovered today was Slightly Stoopid & the finger squeegee - today was a success !  Listen to me I'm babbling ...  [bang]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 20, 2008, 01:50:26 PM
:'( No, I'm just a poor boy whose intentions are good, oh lordy please don'l let me be misunderstood !!  :'(

I still need my kidneys & I have a BMW !! By the way you skipped Colonel. Of course Colonel Charmin sounds too much like a kernel of Charmin  [puke] but since you became Charming then you should only skip a rank if you earn a special commendation.  Col. Charming, is well, charming & General Charming sounds sorta cold, vague, & wishywashy - i.e. the antithesis of the you we all know & love !

Jeez - I need to get a life & quit bumpin' your beemer!  Although if all I discovered today was Slightly Stoopid & the finger squeegee - today was a success !  Listen to me I'm babbling ...  [bang]

Fastwin? Is that you??


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: fastwin on August 20, 2008, 02:59:54 PM
:'( No, I'm just a poor boy whose intentions are good, oh lordy please don'l let me be misunderstood !!  :'(

Great song. Name that band.


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: caffeinejunkee on August 20, 2008, 03:05:58 PM
Animals


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 20, 2008, 03:24:01 PM
Great song. Name that band.

Oooops...

Santa Esmeralda


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 for sale
Post by: fastwin on August 20, 2008, 03:37:24 PM
Animals

Nice. Good call. [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 - Labor Day Special!
Post by: Duc L'Smart on August 31, 2008, 07:28:58 AM
Price drop - baby needs an "R" ;D

28k for DMFers...

http://www.randall-research.com/Z4.html


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 - October Special!
Post by: Duc L'Smart on September 30, 2008, 09:42:41 AM
Going down faster than Linda Lovelace...

26k to family [thumbsup]


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 - October Special!
Post by: Duc L'Smart on November 02, 2008, 05:48:02 PM
Lat call... $24k [thumbsup]

http://www.randall-research.com/Z4.html (http://www.randall-research.com/Z4.html)


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 - October Special!
Post by: pipeliner1978 on November 02, 2008, 05:54:59 PM
Lat call...

why last call?


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 - October Special!
Post by: Duc L'Smart on November 02, 2008, 08:02:06 PM
why last call?

I'm going to look at trading it in on a new Chevy, since I get a major discount from a close personal friend ;D


Title: Re: 2006 BMW Z4 - Last Chance!
Post by: fastwin on November 02, 2008, 08:13:11 PM
I highly recommend that. [thumbsup]


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