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on: April 10, 2024, 01:16:51 PM
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Started by sno_duc - Last post by DarkMonster620
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Guy driving along a country highway at 70, sees a chicken running alongside keeping up, crazily enough, the chicken has 3 legs!
He punches it to 85, chicken stays with him, then it cuts off down a country road, guy turns around to follow, pulls into driveway of a farm, sees a farmer:
"Did you see a three legged chicken speed in here?"
"Yeah, that's one of mine. I breed them that way cuz me, my wife, and my son, we all love drumsticks."
"Wow, that's amazing! How do they taste?"
"Donno" says the farmer, "Never caught one before"
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on: April 10, 2024, 01:14:58 PM
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Started by sno_duc - Last post by DarkMonster620
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Callie was was a prostitute, but she’d managed to keep kept it a secret from her family and especially her grandmother, who she loved very much.
One day the police raided the brothel where she worked, took all the girls outside and made them line up on the sidewalk.
Shortly afterwards Callie’s grandma came by, saw her standing in the line, went over and asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Still unwilling to let her grandma know the truth, Callie told her the police were passing out free oranges and she was lining up for some.
“Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A cop was going down the line collecting the personal information of all the prostitutes.
When he got to grandma, he was shocked and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it, old girl?"
Grandma smiled and replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
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on: April 10, 2024, 11:58:01 AM
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Started by Popeye the Sailor - Last post by ducpainter
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I'm going to assume you're referring to thermodynamics, and specifically, heat transfer.
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84
on: April 10, 2024, 07:28:33 AM
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Started by sno_duc - Last post by Randimus Maximus
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Callie was was a prostitute, but she’d managed to keep kept it a secret from her family and especially her grandmother, who she loved very much.
One day the police raided the brothel where she worked, took all the girls outside and made them line up on the sidewalk.
Shortly afterwards Callie’s grandma came by, saw her standing in the line, went over and asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Still unwilling to let her grandma know the truth, Callie told her the police were passing out free oranges and she was lining up for some.
“Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A cop was going down the line collecting the personal information of all the prostitutes.
When he got to grandma, he was shocked and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it, old girl?"
Grandma smiled and replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
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on: April 10, 2024, 05:37:35 AM
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Started by Monsterlover - Last post by Monsterlover
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It's....um..... it's your truck.
I'm just trolling
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87
on: April 10, 2024, 05:28:32 AM
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Started by Monsterlover - Last post by ungeheuer
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Thinking more on that shifter.... I had a flash of an idea around repurposing a large combination wrench. Box end would be the shift knob side. Maybe just to get up and running. I'm short on time with my vertical mill so milling my trellis shifter may take some time to get through. Can't be any worse looking that a steel bar like you guys all love It's....um..... it's your truck.
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88
on: April 10, 2024, 05:10:32 AM
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Started by Monsterlover - Last post by Monsterlover
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I told everybody to send me a dollar or I would block out the sun. Nobody believed me.
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on: April 10, 2024, 05:07:31 AM
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Started by Monsterlover - Last post by Popeye the Sailor
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The sun wasn't blotted from the sky until you went off course with your shifter here, ML.
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