According to the U.S. Census Bureau

[Raux]

According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

9,374 people are having sex right now,

2,130 are kissing.

234 are getting head, and

1 lonely person is reading this.




You hang in there, Sunshine !!!

[erkishhorde]

 

[Popeye the Sailor]

According to the U.S. Census Bureau:

9,374 people are having sex right now,

2,130 are kissing.

234 are getting head, and

1 lonely person is reading this.




You hang in there, Sunshine !!!



So....what if I'm reading this while....er....nevermind.

[DucPete]

Who was the census bureau employee that want around counting those numbers? 

[lauramonster]

It was the guy with the clipboard outside your bedroom window. 

You thought he was taking notes, but he was snickering behind that board!