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Started by bigiain, October 29, 2008, 11:11:31 PM

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#15
October 30, 2008, 12:07:46 PM
A good friend of mine has a huge, odd-shaped melon.  You can spot him and his brothers from a couple hundred yards away, simply from the size and shape of their melon.
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#16
October 30, 2008, 12:48:43 PM
Quote from: smartaleck on October 30, 2008, 10:39:06 AM
Bears eat monkeys.

Another random fact gleaned from Google?
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#17
October 30, 2008, 05:16:42 PM
Quote from: River on October 30, 2008, 12:48:43 PM
Another random fact gleaned from Google?
no...

but if you search...

it's on the net.
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#18
October 30, 2008, 05:35:56 PM

They eat guinea pigs in Peru!  ;)
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#19
October 30, 2008, 05:39:04 PM
Quote from: krolik on October 30, 2008, 05:35:56 PM
They eat guinea pigs in Peru!  ;)
And Pan flutes keep away the guinea panthers.
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#20
October 30, 2008, 05:39:20 PM
Quote from: smartaleck on October 30, 2008, 10:39:06 AM
Bears eat monkeys.

Of course they do.

They're delicious.
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#21
October 30, 2008, 08:09:14 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 30, 2008, 09:41:50 AM


For simplicity sake, 100 kph = 62 mph. 50 kph = 31 mph. For every 10 kph, add or subtract 6 mph.


here's a simple conversion my pops taught me while driving in Canada.  To convert kph to mph, just multiple by 0.6. 

For instance the speed limit in Canada was 100kph X 0.6 = 60mph. 

fairly accurate for a quick conversion. 

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#22
October 30, 2008, 09:04:22 PM
Quote from: krolik on October 30, 2008, 05:35:56 PM
They eat guinea pigs in Peru!  ;)


Guinea pigs are often slaughtered to make guinea pig bacon. This is a tasty, yet somewhat more lean form of bacon. It's typically considered a far superior alternative to turkey bacon, which we all know is not really bacon so we should just call it turkey aberration, because that's all it is.


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#23
October 31, 2008, 12:06:49 AM
Quote from: somebastid on October 30, 2008, 09:04:22 PM

Guinea pigs are often slaughtered to make guinea pig bacon. This is a tasty, yet somewhat more lean form of bacon. It's typically considered a far superior alternative to turkey bacon, which we all know is not really bacon so we should just call it turkey aberration, because that's all it is.




Definition of Bacon:  http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bacon

Definition of Turkey:  Not a pig.

Therefore, turkey bacon is like saying chicken ribeye.
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#24
October 31, 2008, 03:20:33 AM Last Edit: October 31, 2008, 03:22:04 AM by Big Troubled Bear
Bears eat monkeys



I don`t particularly like to eat monkey`s, but if that`s all that`s available I have to [evil]
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#25
October 31, 2008, 01:31:24 PM
Quote from: lethe on October 30, 2008, 05:39:04 PM
And Pan flutes keep away the guinea panthers.

I'd beleive that.  Pan flutes keep most everything away  ;D
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