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Author Topic: Missed connection SF M4F  (Read 2573 times)
Vindingo
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« on: November 23, 2008, 12:43:00 PM »
I was in the Indian restaurant on Haight St & Fillmore.  You were blonde, walking with a bunch of your friends and you touched my bike - a gnarly Ducati Monster.  Not only did you touch it, you caressed it.  I couldn't tell if you loved it or felt sad for it, but you cared.   You bent down and kissed the tank and kept pointing at it as your friends dragged you away. 

I fear that you may now be in need of a tetanus shot.  You should have never put your mouth on my motorcycle.  Please contact me as soon as possible so I can arrange an examination.
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It puts the billet aluminum on the motorcycle...
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 01:15:42 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 02:58:18 PM »
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Well spoken
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 03:34:46 PM »
And you didnt walk out and claim the bike??  Wheres your game, man?


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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 07:54:30 PM »
lol! beautiful. i'm too lazy to see if it's actually posted on CL b/c that would be classic...

but as my friend is well known for saying: "it's [picking up girls - or boys for that matter] like playing the lotto, you gotta play to win"

 drink also helps tho too!
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 08:03:03 PM »
Quote from: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 07:54:30 PM
lol! beautiful. i'm too lazy to see if it's actually posted on CL b/c that would be classic...

It happend to me last night...  It was a spoof on a CL missed connection post   Wink   
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 08:05:02 PM »
Yeah, if you'd seen Vinny's ratbike you'd know that happened to him.  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2008, 08:46:17 PM »
That's awesome. applause   laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp  waytogo   Post.  It.  On.  CL.     

Who knows, Vin, you might get a hummer out of it. 
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 09:57:05 PM »
hummer, shyte.

maybe more if it's it not "too beaucoup"

 Vino! lol! sorry full metal jacket + wine = bad movie quote references
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It puts the billet aluminum on the motorcycle...
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2008, 10:02:05 PM »
Quote from: NORCAL510 on November 23, 2008, 09:57:05 PM
Vino! lol! sorry full metal jacket + wine = bad movie quote references



This is my rifle, this is my gun...
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2008, 10:18:32 PM »
I think I know that blonde dude! Wink
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 02:18:13 AM »
I found her for you.

She Kisses all the Ducati's

She Kissed my Ducati last week. Dont Be Jealous  Wink
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