I bought myself a shotgun last night

[KnightofNi]

hmmmm


think it would scare the deer outta my yard?

no. for that you should use a bow and arrow

[ducatiz]

no. for that you should use a bow and arrow

use an LPG torch with a proximity detector   

[cyrus buelton]

Finally finished up my shotgun.

Started as a stock Remington 870 and now is the first line in my home defense kit.

[KnightofNi]

that's very nice cyrus, but you can't shoot your g/f with that and not get in a lot of trouble.

[lethe]

that's very nice cyrus, but you can't shoot your g/f with that and not get in a lot of trouble.

Yeah, she'd kick his ass and put him back to work scrubbing the toilet or baking cookies.

[cyrus buelton]

that's very nice cyrus, but you can't shoot your g/f with that and not get in a lot of trouble.

I think my wife would shoot me if I had a girlfriend.

[KnightofNi]

I think my wife would shoot me if I had a girlfriend.

all the more reason to have a nerf shotgun instead of a real one

[cyrus buelton]

all the more reason to have a nerf shotgun instead of a real one

Nah, not too worried about having a girlfriend.


You should have gotten one of those marshmallow guns.

I always see them advertised in those Sky Mall catalogs, would love to see how they work.

[rgramjet]

Nah, not too worried about having a girlfriend.


You should have gotten one of those marshmallow guns.

I always see them advertised in those Sky Mall catalogs, would love to see how they work.

Marshmellow gun sucks.  I bought the one that shoots minis and its very inconsistent.  Save your $$!

[KnightofNi]

Nah, not too worried about having a girlfriend.


You should have gotten one of those marshmallow guns.

I always see them advertised in those Sky Mall catalogs, would love to see how they work.

i already played with those. they kinda sucked plus you waste marshmallows. the gun that shoots the large ones can get some distance, but the marshmallows arent' very aerodynamic and tend to go wayyyy off target.
they shoot using air pressure behind the marshmallow to fire it out.


btw, i have always thought marshmallow was a dumb word. typing it 3 times(4 now) just reminds me why