Sponsor an Executive

Started by Oldfisti, December 26, 2008, 06:08:58 AM

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Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

somegirl

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superjohn

Nice. No one should have to give up their expensive mistress  [laugh] [laugh]

River

I

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Say...

YIKES!?! 

Maybe that works...

It's funny (or not) because it's true...
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."