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It's V12-a-licious!!
And while I'm at it, I figure I might as well end this post with our favorite Shell commercial. . .
Because it's awesome.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Oldfisti
Some call it a sub, dagwood, hoagie or footlong. I just call it my...
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 03:29:31 PM » |
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It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang. |
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Oldfisti
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 03:41:49 PM » |
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It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang. |
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 03:43:04 PM » |
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Porsche Monkey
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 03:44:40 PM » |
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Que? It was a feeble attempt at ruining Monster Lovers thread. Guess it didn't work. |
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2008, 03:47:09 PM » |
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 03:50:35 PM » |
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porschaholic fail Lol |
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2008, 04:04:37 PM » |
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Mmmmmm.....V12's.
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ZLTFUL
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 05:43:15 AM » |
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Dirty things are happening in my pants now. Thanks for that.
On the upside Porschaholic, there is a local guy who has a 911 that makes me quiver every time he decides his baby needs a throat cleaning. Been for a ride in it, know nothing about it other than the cockpit contains copious ammounts of sheet aluminum and the straight cut gears in the transmission sing a banshee's song of seduction to me that tries to drive me from my love of redheads.
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2008, 05:58:47 AM » |
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I went to school with a guy whos' dad had a 275 GTB. I got to drive it... it was... OK.  |
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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ZLTFUL
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2008, 06:06:52 AM » |
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Quiet down there you heretic!
Damn pagans try to get ya when you step way to use the bathoom!
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2008, 07:14:58 AM » |
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Quiet down there you heretic!
Damn pagans try to get ya when you step way to use the bathoom!
OK... it was better than OK. |
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Porsche Monkey
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2008, 10:58:36 AM » |
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Dirty things are happening in my pants now. Thanks for that.
On the upside Porschaholic, there is a local guy who has a 911 that makes me quiver every time he decides his baby needs a throat cleaning. Been for a ride in it, know nothing about it other than the cockpit contains copious ammounts of sheet aluminum and the straight cut gears in the transmission sing a banshee's song of seduction to me that tries to drive me from my love of redheads.
Being a Porsche Tech has it's advantages. I have definetly driven some seductive cars before. Cars can have soul too.  |
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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ZLTFUL
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2008, 01:21:21 PM » |
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My friend Tim used to be the parts guy at the local Porsche dealer and he had a guy come in all the time for parts for his "project". Wen it was done, he took Tim for a ride. Tim snapped a picture of the speedo displaying 180 mph...apparently some guy in a 5 liter Mustang didn't get the hint on a two lane entrance ramp...
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