dumbest man in the world located

[TiNi]

i can't be the only one who thinks that is sad...

[Popeye the Sailor]

i can't be the only one who thinks that is sad...

I think the only sad thing is I didn't think to fleece this idiot first.



Seriously-how do you even fall for this sort of thing?


"We'd like to give you a ton of free money. We just need you to give us some free money first."

"Sure!"

[TiNi]

I think the only sad thing is I didn't think to fleece this idiot first.



Seriously-how do you even fall for this sort of thing?


"We'd like to give you a ton of free money. We just need you to give us some free money first."

"Sure!"

i'm thinking the guy saw it as his once in a lifetime chance to get somewhere...

i agree he's not a smart man, but sometimes desperation will make you believe anything.

[Popeye the Sailor]

i'm thinking the guy saw it as his once in a lifetime chance to get somewhere...

i agree he's not a smart man, but sometimes desperation will make you believe anything.

Hard work is the only way to get anywhere. 

[il d00d]

All I could think was you poor, stupid bastard.

I don't know about deserving to be fleeced.  For the crime of being gullible, he has lost a ton of money and has been shunned by his friends and family.  Con men that today are a lot richer, are not exactly the nemesis to his hubris.   And dear god, this is only going to encourage the Nigerians...

[JEFF_H]

I dont know about that...
I just got this email.
Looks like a great idea to me!  

P

oint Focus LLC is  now expanding!

To deal with the international payments processings we are now looking for people willing to facilitate  establishing of our all-round-the-globe business connections and assist saving considerably by tax disbursing reduction. This position of the Financial Assistant involves accepting payments from our Australian, UK and US ( rarer Spanish) clients to your account and resending to our partners.
You are getting paid right by the moment you cash the payment. It's the commission in amount equal to 4% out the sum posted on your account. This very amount you're deducting before sending anything out. So, estimated roughly, you can make up to 2000$ extra monthly.

Plus, you get:
- flexi-time (usually 2-3 hours a day)
- Saturdays & Sundays off

Requirements:
- Have to be aged 21 or above
- No criminal record
- Regular Internet access
- Ability to accept payments using your bank account
- Ability to resend the money through Western Union

If feel qualified, please, attach the following info to start up with:
-  Fist Name:
-  Last Name:
-  Age:
-  Sex:
- Country
- State, City, Zip
- Phone number (home and cell)
- Valid email address

NOTE!!!! the email address you use to contact us for the first time is: pointfocusjobs@gmail.com, in the subject field put "interested".
Please, use only mentioned email address, otherwise we'll fail to receive your response.

[herm]

every time i see someone post one of those scams, i thank gmail for having good filters

funny though, i used to get them all the time on my govt machine

[T]

It starts with infomercials.

[Duck-Stew]

Got one on the 'hook' last year....  I nearly had him fronting me some $$$ to cover bank transfer costs to him.  

[NAKID]

All I could think was you poor, stupid bastard.

I don't know about deserving to be fleeced.  For the crime of being gullible, he has lost a ton of money and has been shunned by his friends and family.  Con men that today are a lot richer, are not exactly the nemesis to his hubris.   And dear god, this is only going to encourage the Nigerians...

For his stupidity, his family is now in debt. And when you think about it, it must run in the family. How did this not send up a red flag with the people he borrowed money from?

[Got Duc]

A few people in my town fell to this last year. A young couple and an elderly lady.

They did not lose as much though..

[ducpainter]

Hold on this song has a little introduction to it
It's ain't supposed to be sad though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation,
Every now and then we do get desperate

This is a song about L-O-V-E,
and if you abuse it you're gonn' lose it
and if you lose it you're gonn' 'buse and
if you 'buse it you aint gonn' be able to choose it
cuz you aint gonn' have it further on down the line
things aint gonn' be so fine
you're gonn' to be sitting there on your little.. machine
tryin to look and keep it clean and
You're going to be home playing bingo all night all alone
and that's why your sittin there by the telephone
and you know that she aint goin to call you!

So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johnny Carson
segwayin right into the Tomorrow show
but that don't got the go so you turn it off ya turn on the radio,
the radio don't' seem to get the click so you say
"Hey Man, I can't lickety split"
You start to open up a little book
and there's somethin there you got to overlook
and you say "BABY, you know there's somethin on my mind!
"You say "Baby there's somethin on my mind -
I know that you're home and I know you aint all alone! "

So you start walking over to her house
and you get over to her house
and you walk over to her door and
you start poundin on her door and you say
"Open up the door pregnant dog!”
This is wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!!"

Well, she opens up the door
and then you just kinda walk up to her and say
"Baby", (say Baby!) you look up way up at her green mascara
and you say "Oh my darling,
you know her and me was at the party as friends -
do not believe what they say
that's only gossip that they tellin ya -
a wise crack of lies!"
You say Darling!!!

Take your big curls and squeeze them down Ratumba -
What's the name of the chick with the long hair?
(Rapunzel!) Hey Rapunzel!
Heh heh... Hey Reputa the beautah! Reputa the Beautah!
Hey Reputa the Beautah flip me down your hair
and let me climb up to the ladder of your love!!
Because this is the wooba gooba sayin to ya
"Love comes once and when it comes
you better grab it fast cuz sometimes the love
you grab aint gonn' last and
I believe I musta,
You know I think I musta,
You know baby I think I musta,
You know I think I musta,
I musta got lost!!!!!!!

[somegirl]

[jdubbs32584]

At work (I work for a big bank), I sit next to a group of guys that have to deal with this all day long. They call up people they see receiving money from odd places like Nigeria and try to talk sense into these people. The conversations are just amazing.

"No ma'am, this is not legitimate, this is a scam....Yes ma'am, I know he seems very nice and God fearing but he's scamming you...Ma'am listen to me, this is a fraudulent transaction and we have the right to freeze this account."

Then they get off the phone and say "dear god, people are stupid."